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Luxury Yacht Down: What Happens When Central-Craning Goes Horribly Wrong
As Bernanke and Draghi carefully try to centrally-plan navigate us mere mortals through this dismal period of market and economic reality, we thought this clip was a perfect analogy for the 'heavy-lifting' job they are doing... and the likely outcome.
Note the rather entertaining gentleman running for cover on the left - the long-only talking-heads?
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Upside down... Bitchez
Americans didn't do this.
http://news.yahoo.com/louisiana-father-son-team-rescues-120-flooding-223...
The Kenyan's black ass did it for them.....
Benny Hill music would have been a better choice
http://www.televisiontunes.com/Benny_Hill_Show.html
1/1000 chance there's no more dollar on 9/13. If Germany adamantly nixes the ESM, that should be it for Spain and Italy. Then it's just a matter of how fast the dominoes fall and Spain and Italy take out the Euro and the Euro collapse takes out the dollar.
However, the centrally plannners don't yet want to give up their power, so they do the ESM and the Euro should SOAR. Then it's the dollar's turn to plummet, probably to zero.
1 Boat for sale. Slight water damage. Great fixer upper
It would be more accurate if there was a large team of crane directors assuring everyone that things were going according to plan, and all is well right up until the moment the boat hit the water.
You didn't buy insurance for that.
"Benny Hill music would have been a better choice"
It should be the new national anthem of the United States.
Damn shame about those silver and gold coins he had aboard.
and his gun collection.
They just want to take all the power for themselves so they can give themselves and their friends all the taxpayer money. Fucking disgusting RNC and DNC.
The Fed will take it as Collateral at Book Value for TALF assets.
....I lost it all in a bizarre boating accident....
Certainly adds new meaning to "Under water".
people starting to wake up wake up, don't they?
[not that you would know...]
go ask ORI what to do now?
...and "geneM"?
drEngali will not be happy with you for hanging outa yer picture frame this far, toy-boy! you are gonna get spanked by everybody, but at least you will cum on yerself for a change!
oh my!
hornets! what happened?
and they are such toy-boy hornets when you push the nest with a sick, they come out and pretend they can sting you, too!
L0L!!!
silverUrinal's odds were noted by yers trooly; slim, not none; i don't object to that; i actually thought that was well-written
but to do directly from that to "domino-theory"? c'MON!
and for me to applaud that people aren't goin for that from him today is bad?
fear mongering is fear mongering
if he is scared, he is scared; but maybe the "reasons" are not "out there" like they are for the other crackpots i mentioned
if you like drE, that is your preference; i don't really care; but i WAS here when showed up and i DID see what he was up to and with whom
so fuk you if you don't like it!
the guy is "dubious at best" in my book
i'm not gonna lie here about this guy; do your own research! i'm not always right; nobody is
but i kinda see him as getting "re-tooled to be more popular" after i forced ORI to back off with two death-match challenges
that last sentence: people either know wtf i am talking about there, or they don't
tyler does and mikey does also, i would think; who knows about the other clowns; but ORI was just a cowarly lion and backed off v/c he was thoroughtly ass-kicked, and by me
ONE of the reason there is so much confusion and fear here is that the site is 'dangerous' in some respects and trolls and "bloggers" are PAID to come and spread confusion and fear
when the search for truth takes a back seat to mythological doom, partisanship, or disinfo about the FED's job and how they are doing and why (at least ostensibly) and a wwweb-game of "ain't it awful" among people who can't think straight...
...you might hear something from me about that bullshit...
...ya fuking monoric shitheaded asswipe fuktards!
Shaddap and send me another blog-check...
The last one bounced.
Fuckin' Soros.
Koch Bros. are late again too.
Buncha assholes are messin with my choom money.
You get no doom without the choom.
a biker BINGO, BiCheZ!
some understand that if one's idea of fun is tooling around on two wheels feeling the solar power and the balance...
...one either learns to pay attention, or one becomes road kill
we do take some solace that at least the taco truck will try to get us before the buzzards up there (which can actually see the taco truck, btw {unless it is garaged})
those checks you mention may not be as "futuristically wonderful" as the seemed just last week, huh? and if ya learned that here, thank you for your attention
i talk about the FED wanting to keep the checks in the mail, but those are different checks
they say "treasury" on them, not "asswipe's PAC" or:> "dCasey's & bMauldin'sMarketingDept"
if those T-checks start bouncing, gonna be tough to get out and feel free, even on one of my mythical schwinns, bro
i don't really care for the FED as an instituion ya know, but if it IS keeping the "system" somewhat stable and the checks in the mail...
...why the FUK would any sane person think it was a good idea to rush out and just bulldoze it into the nearest body of water?
probably just a buncha brain-dead nannies talking on their cell phones about tyler's abs while they're out driving to soccer in their armored tanks and eating broccoli...
And that video of the boat epic fail just about says it all.
Over 6k reads on that Cashin thread, must be a new record.
We have no large amounts of food stored in reserves in the US.
It's that whole Joseph of the Old Testament Bible economic strangulation of the sheeple plan re-played on us again.
This cycle is almost complete. De industrialized, no food stores, no money or gold, stupid sheeple.
They should have killed that Joseph when they had the chance.
give it a break, "michael"!
you are making an arch-angelic fool of yourself; again
and while i'm here, please try using the box at the BOTTOM of the page once or twice
ORI-trained "bloggers" are soooo hard to spot, aren't they, BiCheZ?
L0L!!!
I'm planning on going away for good soon, just had to tip the balance of the left right paradigm over, job almost done.
Paul Delegates should Dance out of RNC to Romney version of America the Beautiful
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?388149-Paul-Delegates-should-Dance-out-of-RNC-to-Romney-version-of-America-the-Beautiful
Michael what is going to happen to the 50 million Mr. EBTs, if they can't be swipping for their food?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o64Fz-KW1Dk
That weapon will be used on the sheeple. Poor sheeple.
Food the original WMD.
His name shall be forever known from here on out as Reince Precum.
RNC teleprompter had the results of the vote before the vote was taken. Republican Party Cheaters!
Note at the 2 minute mark;
The Republicans' 2012 Teleprompted Convention Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=77W5OKStO5s#!
Every Paul delegate should have their cell phone tuned to the same song while marching out.
David Bowie/Pat Metheny - This Is Not America
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJRF8xGzvj4
Smoke another one, brah!
great, "michael"!
but whatever ya do, don't dump one of yer mindless "tipping point" and "cycle" turds in the box at the BOTTOM of the page, evah!
your trolling record and disrespect for the site would be sooo diminished
cause ORI would hafta re-train yer ass-fuked "machinist" "body of knowledge" if ya da did! and you KNOW it too, son!
you were correct on the election analysis; i came to same conslusion; at just abt the same time too
rPaul has some decent ideas; however, he is a party hack; even if they "walk out now and go 3rd party" it would be for mittens to beat prez0, as i recently developed here fully
the FACT that you can't see rPaul clearly doesn't surprize slewie; the ORI-esque "cosmic drama" you keep insisting others MUST see here may be keeping you from actually thinking. clearly. either
you are so interested in predicting things based on you fragmentary sophomoric knowledge of "myths" that only people with the same problem, like ORI, and his ilk
FYI
good riddance to ya! don't evah! use the box on the bottom of the page? it would indicate that you haven't just been another asswipe here to troll for doctrinaire purposes and to confuse and WEAKEN america
which. btw, just isn't true, is it? the FACT that you are still unaware of what you are ACTUALLY doing here will make yer handlers and friends especially proud of what they have done with you now that you are "almost done" here
maybe they will reward you with a new screw machine!
joseph, whom a man of your or ORI's stature would not recognize as bearing the traditions of WISDOM and the keenest faculties of insight and symbolic understanding "should have been killed"
yeah, douchebag, what you and your pathetic ilk were up to here was noted quite long ago, but you didn't listen, couldn't get it, just wanting that ORI-esque blood to flow was clearly recognized and addressed
to you and those around you
by slewie
no one ever expected you to hear, btw...; the idea that you are rational is absurd
and don't let the door hit YOU in your punk disinfo "food stamp issue" ass on the way out, either!
see ya, BiCh!
see ya, BiCh!
It only takes a few words out of a persons mouth to read who they really are.
See the 300 comment count and low view count on that 16 trill thread when I got incensed and stopped posting on it? Does capitalism mean anything to you??
See what happened on the Cashin thread when I chimed in. And for your information I do restrain myself from posting on every thread.
i didn't mean to say you posted on every thread; i din't expect a man of you psychological narrowness to recognize his own behavior of jumping every single thread you have ever posted on (within a few dozen, since you are prolific as am i) JUST EXACTLY LIKE YER TOY-BOY FRIEND, the cowardlyLion :> ORI
i actually witnessed him advising falak_p to do the same a few months ago on p 3 of a string! ORI thought f_p's posts were important (myth content, which does not mean 'BAD' to me btw?) and advised him to POST ONLY AT THE TOP
so you keep pretending, asswipe
people aren't that dumb
the reason you are myBiCh? :> mike! you don't NEED the "out there" gotta happen future certainties; no one can prove it won't happen
but that doesn't mean it is TRUE!
dude! you are a man! you have a craft and you can make delicate and groovy things with your hands and brains and calipers and ability to read the abstact instructions
you know how to learn from mistakes i'd wager too!
free your mind from ORI-ism!
you do not need the world coming to an end to see things and express them and know why they are important; but you are just as lazy-assed as i am!
so get rid of the fuking crutch and stop pretending you are a freaking cripple, ok?
consequences:
look at this string! you have narrowed hundreds of them with your incessant string-jumping; don't you have a damned BRAIN? people wanna read 4-charter-wide string b/c YOU are FEATURED on the damned things?
you are certainly smart enuf to understand me and also defend yerself
but you are not smart enuf to put down the magic wand and grow up and begin understanding YOURSELF better
yet...
and don't answer me! this is tiny-guage already! some machinist! thanks a lot for doing this to hundreds of our articles and strings for the archives while you bessed us with yer asinine myhtological D&D bullshit; and jumped every string cause ORI told ya to!
if you are not willing to LIE to deny it, maybe ya better just STFU?
see ya, BiCh!
ORI is a legend on this site with deep insight.
slewie, i feel pity for you.... really....
you just showed how troll you are
What are you going on about? If your point is people don't need no stinkin gubmint, say it. Stupid racist shittalk makes you look stupider than you are.
i can't speak for kaiserhoff's motives, but did you see his link?
does this not indicate at least the possibility of a deTocquevillian? if so: YAY!
and pointing out that the Kenyan does have black ass is ok with me b/c it is [perhaps] simply true
but maybe he is playing a "raceCard"; it is possible and again, he can speak for himself if he thinks dialogue might be possible with y.o.u.
calling him names? you have some cred here, go_Fish1. and like tyler, if you develop a psychosis, people might notice...
deTocqueville dodn't think people didn't need no stinking goobermint: he was educated AND intelligent; also titled; he visited america and published 2 vols on 'democracyInAmerica' in the 1830's-40's
i'm pretty sure you can understand what i am saying, and i hope you see that you MAY not have understood what he is trying to say
and i may not have either, btw; but poor slewie thinks both you turkeys are ok; sp please try to recognize that you may have the same concerns about the nation
partisanship is normal, yet when the "luxury yacht" is going D.O.W.N. (ty, tyler!) we prob'ly should not lose our capacities to rise above it; shipwrecks are not fun; the survivors don't reach shore with much more than their bodies and the elasmobranchii chondrichthyes may be digesting parts of those too, even if one makes it
if you think partisanship/nannyism is an asset in a shipwreck, please get the fuk offa slewie's vessel immediately; you will not survive and you might try to save ME too!
L0L!!! more junks for slewie!
I tried putting your post into Google translate but it came back with "language not detected".
which is perhaps why? i have done this?
if you wanna play "google" try this, ok, pinnochio?
you are a TROLL; you have dogged me a LOT; i have cleaned yer clock before and i don't want you around me ever again or i will sic lizzy on ya when she has the "pre" dammit, son!
now STFU and go away. PLEASE!
I've dogged you a lot??
Hardly, I always enjoy your posts, when I can understand them, which isn't always.
Please don't be offended oh big eared one. BUT I will
S T F U
4 now
Ah Slewie, I see yetr another afternoon binge drinking episode, ehh? Keep the laughs coming, in typical boomer fashion. Yes, I'm old enough to know the truth...
old enuf to know the truth about what?
what are you talking about?
the truth about yourself?
do you actually consider slewie a "typical boomer? how long have you had these problems?
i do try to bring humor and insight together; don't forget about the insight. if you knew what that particular word meant it might help...
you might want to see someone about not being able to see straight and think straight; about me? why an i important to an asswipe like you?
i don't use alcohol, btw
hurry back when you sober up and calm down. or not... go fuk yerself in the face for all i care...
why is it important for you to spread disinfo about me?
it it yer... job?
if not, why do this? the reason will not appear to you; that is how low you are on the scale of self-understanding. did mikey or ori send you? the latter had done it to me dozens of times thru his networks and web-site
ignorance is readily perceptible by many here; which is why you belong elsewhere...
again:> just.go.away.
slewie: You do bring insight. More all the time (but that's a function on this end, not yours). I figure if I keep reading and thinking...
Thanks for that.
Yes saw the link. good story. one that demonstrates the ability of people survive without big nanny's butting in.
I don't see a need for the "kenyan black ass comment"nor do I understand why the comment was made. To me it makes kaiserhoff look dull witted and racist. I think it's tiresome and I don't want to read shittalk when I come looking for intellectually stimulating comments. That's all.
'Americans didn't do this.
http://news.yahoo.com/louisiana-father-son-team-rescues-120-flooding-223...
The Kenyan's black ass did it for them.....'
Apparently your point is to let everyone here know what a fucking bigot you are.
You didn't write that comment. (Get it?)
I am not an Obama fan and I will thank you to take your pea brained racist slurs somewhere else.
Yachts are like toast with jelly - always land face down if you drop them.......
Rolling Stone: The Secret Bailout That Saved Mitt Romney
I will warn you, the details of this story, which was just published yesterday by Rolling Stone, are fucking outrageous.
"Did someone say secret FDIC bailout for Mitt Romney..."
But... what does it mean?
Rolling Stone has as much credibilty as MSNBC...
Did you actually read the article?
Is this how you approach life? You have chosen what to believe, then you studiously filter information to conform to your preconceptions. Any information that conflicts with your worldview is dismissed without consideration.
Pathetic
The reason for this clip on ZH is to make ZHers realize how super powers go bally up. A slight slip of holding power will bring whole system up side down. No one will be able to help.
Wasn't the name of that yacht 'Obama's Campaign'?
"On August 23rd, in very blunt terms, Romney indicated that the first step towards restoring the rules of free markets would include some house cleaning at the Fed. Romney said he would fire Fed chief Bernanke. “I would want to select someone new and someone who shared my economic views” to the top spot at the US-central bank. “I want someone to provide monetary stability that leads to a strong dollar and confidence that America is not going to go down the road that other nations have gone down, to their peril,” Romney added. His sidekick, Paul Ryan doubled down on the idea of dumping Bernanke, and his radical QE policies, summarizing his viewpoint in just two words: “Sound Money.” “We want to pursue a sound-money strategy so that we can get back the King Dollar,” Ryan said."
Benny's get-out-of-jail-free card.
Anyone thinking that Romney/Ryan are serious about any of that is completely delusional. The plan is to debase the currency and inflate the debt away.
Watch him appoint William Dudley or some other Bankster crook to lead the FED. What total bullshit this is.
"Wasn't the name of that yacht 'Obama's Campaign'?"
No, it's name is the "USS Economy".
Good idea, Mitt and Mutt. Maybe he will make Ron Paul Fed Chairman. If he would announce that I might even vote for him.
"The Nadine II"
Surely not the same Nadine II as in
http://www.old-portlethen.co.uk/Tributeto%20Chris.htm
That link was sad.
I was referring to Jordan Belfort's yacht, that he famously lost at sea in a drugfuelled misadventure
It's spelled 'Luxury Yacht' but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'..
Ouch...next time I have a bad day at work, I'll remember the crane operator.
yawn...what's next Tyler? Cat falling of a couch? Did you get this off AFV? New low for Zerohedge...
yawn...what's next Tyler? Cat falling of a couch? Did you get this off AFV? New low for Zerohedge...
yawn...what's next Tyler? Cat falling of a couch? Did you get this off AFV? New low for Zerohedge...
oopppsss
Dangit, all of my gold was on that ship!
I don't think so. I believe the young lady in your avatar has hidden some of it for safe keeping.
Is that Kim Kardashian running away in black dress?
How stupid are Republicans? The Republicans chose a Wall St criminal for their candidate for president. Wall St criminals destroyed the American way of life and the American economy. No sane voter would choose a Wall St criminal for president.
I'm not arguing that the offering from the Democrats is any better....
http://howstupidare.blogspot.com/
I didn't realize Jon Corzine was running this year. Figured we would see him 2016 when we need to vaporize debt.
My bet is that Corzine won't be around to watch the election in 2016.
Jon Corzine is a made man. BO isn't. Remember what happened to Joe Pesi in Goodfellas. It will take a "made man" to change JC's fate - MR?
My bet is there won't be an election.
There are more than two parties. Look around, screw the reds and the blues.
How optimistic of you. You think there is going to be an election in 2016.
.........Uhm, aren't wall Street Criminals the real "Deciders" anyway? Just ask Ron Paul, he is "un-electable" because the machine wants it that way.
How stupid are your blog posts!
Matt Taibbi has a good story on Mittens here....
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/greed-and-debt-the-true-story-of-mitt-romney-and-bain-capital-20120829
How the GOP presidential candidate and his private equity firm staged an epic wealth grab, destroyed jobs – and stuck others with the bill.
Mitt Romney, it turns out, is the perfect frontman for Wall Street's greed revolution. He's not a two-bit, shifty-eyed huckster like Lloyd Blankfein. He's not a sighing, eye-rolling, arrogant jerkwad like Jamie Dimon. But Mitt believes the same things those guys believe: He's been right with them on the front lines of the financialization revolution, a decades-long campaign in which the old, simple, let's-make-stuff-and-sell-it manufacturing economy was replaced with a new, highly complex, let's-take-stuff-and-trash-it financial economy
Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/greed-and-debt-the-true-story-of-mitt-romney-and-bain-capital-20120829#ixzz24xJYLDlq
Dapper Dan
Well, I agree he is pals w/the Wall Street leeches, but they are bigger whores than he is.
Since they have milked the Big O for all they can, their just switching contributions for the likely winner.
Matt could maybe give us a heads up on the last election, and see WHO got the bulk of $$$$$$ of WS.
Wall St is out for Wall St................................just like ANY WHORE, who is willing to pay the most.
One thing I know,is there is no way the GOP base allows the same level of corruption, and destruction for Romney,that Oscumster has gotten away with.His ass will handed to him.
Reality check. Obama is simply using the powers that Bush seized and Congress allowed. This is why the Republicans should have impeached Bush.
Considering it is Baby Boomers who vote, as well as seniors, they are BOTH stupid.
My father, for example, is Republican. He is voting for Romney this November.
He complains about ObamaCare (which he should - it's awful legislation). Yet when I tell him the reason why I after I got hired, had to wait 6 months to get health care at my job here in MA (for which he guesses, "ObamaCare" (which isn't even implemented fully, yet), he has no clue!
I tell him, no, it was actually "RomneyCare" (i.e. HertiageCare, since the Heritage Foundation came up with the idea) that put this rule in MA back in 2007 (in a rushed fashion, none the less, while the guy was on his way out the door).
So, in essence....my father, who hates ObamaCare......is voting for a guy who came up with the idea!
Hell, my uncle's best friend, who lives in NJ, voted for Jon Corzine....TWICE!!!!111
And people wonder why the country is in shambles.
There's a good ole saying at the poker table: "If you can't spot the sucker, well then......it's probably you!"
A little knowledga is a dangerous thing.
Socrates said: Show me a man who thinks he is smart and I'll show you an idiot. Show me a man who thinks he knows nothing and I'll show you a smart man.
Let me understand. Your claim is that you read THE ENTIRE obama care legislation, are conversant in it's byzantine construction and you're still making totally jerk off comments ..that about right?
i did read THE ENTIRE obama care legislation but i hated the ending. the idea that all the little girl had to do was click her heels together 3 times and she was back home in kansas was just a load of crap.
Wall St criminals destroyed the American way of life and the American economy.
No they didn't,the .goobs did by bailing their asses out.
May be a new strategy. Like you need steel to cut steel.
Carbide works much better than steel.
A few quid down the drain. Whats $4m between friends?
Pwned bitchez! Pwned!
Hardcore Pwnography
Newborn pwn, Miloš
Ugly.
But it still floats.
funny
Bernanke - "All good folks. Plenty more where that came from."
Ctrl-P
We delivered the boat, whats the problem ?
the problem is the boat is underwater, like Wall Street and Washington
nothing Captain Benny does can change reality, fun watching him try though
This happens more than I would have thought. I like yacht vids (dreamer) and I have seen six or seven of these drop-out-of-the-straps accidents. One with a 65 foot 2 million dollar boat.
Flip it over an get to bailing. I'm afraid the carpets, furniture and a hundred grand in electronics are goners. Gots to be mo' careful.
How hard would it be to engineer something else? A net maybe? If it happens a lot, that's just stupid.
Why use a crane? I'm guessing we've had slipways for a few millenia now.
It looks bow heavy. A net is a good idea or at the very least some more straps with one slung under the bow.
Just dumb crane work, one sling was lower than the other, result was inevitable...
Slings look stupid. They put the entire load on two foot-wide bands of the hull. The net would be hard to free after the yacht was set down on hard ground, so some sort of built in hard points tied to the keel might work best. Everything else has them.
Hear that, Mr Fleming? Gassin' on the 55, by the way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qL9eZgx584
Insurance claim, bitches
Tooo funny! Thanks Tyler, I needed that.
I hate it when that happens.
Good, it dopped!
Fuck you Bernanke!
Somewhere Krugman is cheering- more broken windows
well then that muthafucka is jizzin his pants at all the flooding in LA,MS right now....economic recovery is on the way boys!
Nice music. I waiting for Ron Jeremy to come out and say... You like that, yeah you like that?
Cue Benny Hill music......
maybe ZH could overlay it for Bennys entrance tomorrow ..it fits
AIG - I mean the US Gummint - I mean US Taxpayers - has the owner's back.
Does that boat have a cayman island flag?
Raymond Luxury Yacht?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyQvjKqXA0Y
Head towards the back of the boat by the propeller. I heard the hull is thinner there.
At midnight on New Year's Eve, the S.S. Bernanke, en route from New York to Athens, met with disaster and was lost. There were only a handful of survivors. This is their story.....
OT Put Bankers in Jail
People are paying attention.
It looks fine. Just flip it back over.
I laughed so hard when I read this, I almost choked on my Fritos!
My only questions is: does the yacht represent equities or bonds?
Regardless, they are underwater.
The whole world....
The Big Blue Marble - Spaceship Earth, and every living thing on it.
That's what they're toying with.
Picture the crane operator with 40 more levers in front of him, some are touchy, some are stiff, some have delayed responses, and some affect other levers - most of them are unmarked...
THAT'S what Bernanke has in front of him - and he's not worried at all - because he has a certificate of PhD-hood, did a little homework way back when, and has other crane operators looking over his shoulder to blame.
Come to think of it, these crane operators are very competent people compared to the paper-pushers at the fed & ECB.
Actually, the FED has far fewer levers. They have a bunch of gages, but only a couple levers.
The crane operator was okay. The riggers were at fault. Clearly they didn't know how to rig the market, er, load, properly.
And the Chinese hard landing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ayKOlLhlQsc
Sure hope to hear that the Jackson Hole meeting was actually being conducted on that boat.
ok but i cant be short everything dont have enough margin who do you think i am corzine?!? pelosi?!? schumer?!? obamney?!? ???????
It was a submarine!
It IS a submarine.
Wait....Wait....That boat was transporting some monster boxes for me....shite!
I am buying a canoe for the next shipment!
Cc
'Bernank and Draghi try to carefull navigate us thru these troubled times'....lol does anyone actually still believe that load of BS?
Cristinas got some sweet T's - nice -
am i evil if i was hoping it would ricochet off one of those walls?
Sometimes when craning the boats, they have a captain aboard because they have to power up when landed. Hopefully the SS Fail had nobody on it when it morphed into a sub.
ok, ok...that's good, just a little bit more, ok, and...
wait, wait what the f...oh shit!
umm...hey, yeah listen...I, that is to say we, well...we kind of, hmm how to say this?
see your brand new yacht, well it's in the water, but the landing was a...umm, oh boy...
well, it was a little rough.
More good collateral sunk!
Is this the so often mentioned "boating accident"? I think i take a dive tonight. Where was it?
2 happiest days in boaters life. when he buys it and when he sel--- gets a big fat insurance check for it
2 happiest days in boaters life. when he buys it and when he sel--- gets a big fat insurance check for it
2 happiest days in boaters life. when he buys it and when he sel--- gets a big fat insurance check for it
what is 2 happiest days in boaters life?
Obarmy says, "You didn't drop that..."
Obviously it had Gold and Silver stored on-board.
You didn't drop that.
Someone else make that strap break.
Next time give the crane Operator a RAISE mother fuckers
what he said
I am long when there is an uptrend, which is the case now. If the market was heading down, I would short. I am not someone who focuses on the 'fundamentals' on the indexes and thinks that that is the key to riches.
Low budget version of the Poseidon Adventure.
You didn't build that WellCraft anyway so fuck it. Call AIG for your insurance claim.