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Fri, 08/12/2011 - 11:56 | 1554432 anynonmous
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from the above article

If the Tea Party decides to run a candidate, any candidate, it’s likely the Republicans will lose and Obama will win.

to which I say

F off

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:08 | 1554474 Greater Fool
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Was just chatting about this eventuality this morning and reached the same conclusion. The open question is who the TP'ers would accept as a candidate, and who would be willing to stab the GOP in the back that way. Not Ron Paul, surely.

I couldn't think of another likely name; thus, I doubt this scenario will actually play out.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 13:04 | 1554629 TruthInSunshine
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Felonious Monk goes off on Obama (NSFW - F Bombs Everywhere):

Real Sh*t: Felonious Munk Presents "Stop It B! OBAMA PAY YOUR F**KING BILLS


Shit just got real. Yo.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 13:04 | 1554634 walküre
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Tea Party

Selling you down the austerity hole. Indoctrinating you to be angry that austerity wasn't imposed sooner. All the while the cabal is making sure their profits are protected.

You know, the more I look into the Tea Party aspects the more it resembles certain parts of Naziism. Now I understand that may sound far fetched for most, but any ideology that can make you take the bitter medicine, knowing it will eventually kill you but you're still proud to be part of it is just fucking awesome.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 17:26 | 1555664 JW n FL
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the sooner austerity kicks in.. the sooner we can get over the hump and re-build.

the purge is needed at this point..

to many stupid.

to may lazy.

to many who dont speak the language.

to many rich fuckers doing nothing.

to, too many all around!

we need to cut back on our population.

I could go on and on!

but the bottom line is! there is NOT! enough Energy to go around!

thusly there will be no recovery until there is a way to power our recovery!

Federal matching dollars bitches! for grid projects!

but lets go back to what people know.. the stock market is going up and down? wow!

the economy is dragging.. wow!

whatever, people in America are stupid fucking sheepish consumers and deserve whatever The Powers That Be dream up to inflict upon them!

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 17:28 | 1555667 JW n FL
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lets rip the bandaide off quickly!

let the riots begin already!

vote republican / tea bagger austerity! no worries if they dont make it in! the dems will vote for austerity if they have too!

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:32 | 1554475 SheepDog-One
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Right, more party politics bullshit with overtones of 'better not run someone who can actually win, that will only cause a sure loss for 1 head of the 2 headed 1 party Republicrat govt'....so far better to just not run any candidate at all, how dare you challenge The Messiah! Cant a person or group be thrown in the gulag for such blasphemy?

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:08 | 1554476 InconvenientCou...
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You are both insightful and truthy. Everything the Tea Party represents.

If you are white, would you consider coming out of the shadows and running for office?

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:10 | 1554484 SheepDog-One
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My God! Run a white candidate? How racist!

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:14 | 1554493 slaughterer
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After the US short ban in 2008, there were some pretty disastrous developments that might have also led to the market falling:

FN and FM conservatorship on Sept 8th,
ML bought by BAC sept 14th
LB went under on the 15th, 
AIG sept 17th
Wachovia sept 26th
WM sept 28th

If you can imagine the above names replaced by European names this year, then trade synthetic shorts.  They did not ban that. 

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:31 | 1554542 fuu
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Nice tits, could you cover them up please?

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 00:07 | 1556454 StychoKiller
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Political correctness?  In Fight club?  No way!

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:17 | 1554501 ryanseventyfive
Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:22 | 1554513 slaughterer
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Romney's oratorical style -vs- Obama's oratorical style.  That would be an entertaining debate!


"Ron Paul, who ... (has a) stance on cutting defense, ending the Fed, legalizing marijuana"

Seems like the perfect President to me!

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 11:55 | 1554435 TradingJoe
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Nice setup for another leg down! Me Like It! :))

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:18 | 1554507 hedgeless_horseman
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Looks like Giant Squid shareholders agree.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 11:55 | 1554439 cowdiddly
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Can't wait to see what news is being suppressed until the market close. Cheers

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 11:57 | 1554444 swissaustrian
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Rick Perry is the choice of Bilderberg, Romney plays the role of the main competitor who is going to loose. He is the backup for Perry, in case something goes wrong. Rick Perry is full of sh~t. Just in case you consider him a viable candidate.

Ron Paul is the choice of the people. Tommorow the Iowa straw poll takes place. I expect Ron Paul to win!

If you want Ron Paul to win, go donate some of your short selling profits ;) https://secure.ronpaul2012.com/

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 13:13 | 1554664 John Law Lives
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Ron Paul has approximately 0.0% chance of winning the GOP nomination.  If he runs as a 3rd party candidate, he would hurt the GOP's chances in the general election.

Rick Perry will likely win the GOP nomination (imho).  Romney is not well liked in the conservative South.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 14:41 | 1555035 cowdiddly
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he Will hurt the GOP chances. Even more reason to vote for him.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 15:04 | 1555151 John Law Lives
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If you want 4 more years of Obumble, go right ahead...

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:00 | 1554455 firstdivision
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Tyler, check out this rather peculiar analysis. http://w0nk0.co.vu/2008-all-over-again

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:01 | 1554461 Ghordius
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"...lots of chatter going around about the Swiss potentially pegging the CHF to the EUR, even if only temporarily.  Given the difficulties the Swiss would have implementing such a policy as it would likely require a change in their constitution, it seems unlikely to me that this will happen.  However, it provides a window into the extreme pain being felt in Switzerland..."

I started to count the mistakes in this sentence, stopped by 10. Seems Hildebrand just found the right guy to "spin" the right way to get the CHF a bit down. Forty years of Fiat and even good economic and financial commentators just don't understand how a Central Bank works...

Now the Swiss will start to find gold interesting, too?

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:06 | 1554470 swissaustrian
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We really need correct translations of these interviews. It´s so funny to observe what the actual quotes of the SNB turn into once they move arround the world.

You surely know the game "Stille Post"?

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:16 | 1554500 SheepDog-One
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I cant wait until they start running interview with opinions of trading robots. Fast Money can have on 'C1342-A' trader bot for their lunchtime show, ask what he thinks about FED policy or how J&J earnings will be or whatever.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:09 | 1554481 Long-John-Silver
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Gold is now the Worlds Reserve currency. It will take some time before everyone realizes this has happened.

This is not up to debate simply because no one is going to trust any of the worlds paper currencies soon.

They are all finished.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:37 | 1554553 penisouraus erecti
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Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:24 | 1554521 Mountainview
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International money printing will run the CHF and the Swiss economy to wall ! Politicans are stunned, including the SNB chairman!

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:03 | 1554463 kengland
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"Investors are usually correct in estimating that a trading ban is nothing more than formal confirmation that there is indeed a problem. "


There is your problem. This is central bank buying

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:12 | 1554489 SheepDog-One
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Meaningless when all 'traders' now run on 120v a/c.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:06 | 1554464 iNull
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There are those among us who excel. See => Hyperlexia. Hyperlexic children are characterized by having average or above average IQs and word-reading ability well above what would be expected given their age.[1] First named and scientifically described in 1967,[2] it can be viewed as a superability in which word recognition ability goes far above expected levels of skill.

See => Hyperlexic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlexia

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:07 | 1554467 bania
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BoJ teaching US Fed how to manipulate a multi decade deflationary economy...

"Bernanke-son, show me risk on! risk off! Paint the tape! Ah look and lie! Always look and lie!!!"


Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:12 | 1554488 Threeggg
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Faux Business has out the party favors and shiny shoes touting the market. They are "marketing" the market instead of reporting "on" it.

It reminds me of a cross between the Piccadilly/Barnum & Bailey circus.

Their next segment regarding the down market this week "Blame the Machine" regarding HFT trading. I swear you can't make this shit up.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:14 | 1554495 SheepDog-One
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All is well! Except for the occasional glitch in a trading robot, (only a down move in stocks is considered an error) the markets have never been better!

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:16 | 1554497 breezer1
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on romney and corruption in general...


i like elaine's rants.
Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:17 | 1554502 onlooker
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Rick Perry could get my vote, BUT/HOWEVER-----I think he is making a large strategy mistake by not being on the Texas news constantly addressing the weather related disaster we are in.


A prayer for rain is not enough. This is a huge historic problem. Obviously, he has a problem in that if he addresses the issue, other states can point to it and say that business is foolish to move to Texas. Individuals could feel the same.


But to meet the problem head on, I would like to know that Rick Perry is thinking of us with dry ponds, no grass, failed crops, agricultural businesses that are literally high and dry  (and hot as hell).


It is foolish to think Obama would issue emergency aid to Texas. He no doubt would see us starve. If Perry has asked, I missed it. Perry asked for Nation Guard along the deadly Texas border and was snubbed. Maybe the Left media controlled the news, but I have heard little more and the situation is worse.


Perry needs to assure Texas first that he is the man and then talk to the rest of the Nation.


He may have done just that and I wasn’t paying attention. However, he needs to get the attention of voters like myself.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:27 | 1554517 JW n FL
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Tick Rate Hits New Highs, Indicating HFT Activity

Traders Magazine Online News, August 12, 2011

James Armstrong

Bloomberg is reporting an unprecedented number of quotes in recent days, rising to new highs on Wednesday even as overall volume was down slightly, an indication of unfilled orders and the likely presence of active high frequency traders.

“The tick volume is up dramatically, when the actual volume of shares traded isn’t at the highest levels that we’ve seen,” Nagrath said. “Every time an order goes out, even though it’s canceled, for us it counts as another tick, another quote.”

Wednesday set an all-time high of 43.7 billion ticks. That was about one and a half times the number of ticks recorded during last year’s flash crash. Yesterday, data showed about 38 billion ticks, according to Bloomberg.

Click for chart <------------ Great PDF Chart of Ticks 2008 Fincial Crash / Flash Crash in 2009 / Japan Tsunami as well in this chart for comparison.


Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:46 | 1554580 JW n FL
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sniffing for liquidity is getting harder!


Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:24 | 1554522 SheepDog-One
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So looks like another +400 close in store for today then?

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 13:11 | 1554651 DaveyJones
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those are 2011 dollars right?

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:25 | 1554523 adr
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We'll get DOW 13,000 before DOW 10,000 again. Even though all data points to a recession, the banks blowing up in Europe, and everything else that should have already sent stocks through the floor, we still get the insanity of stocks going up.

Bubble BS stocks Like Amazon, Priceline, Chipotle, Hansen Naturals, Autozone and Lulu have all made up thier losses since the start of August and are within a couple dollars of thier all time QE inflated highs.

Even frickin Sodastream which got hammered all the way back down to its closing price on May 17th 2011, big frickin deal, is up 4%. How by any metric would any person buy that stock after the company's abysmal performance.

Everyone knows the answer. BECAUSE NO HUMAN IS ACTUALLY BUYING THESE STOCKS. However if by some miracle you bought any of these stocks Wednesday night you are up between 15-20% in one and a half days.

No we don't have a broken bubble market, not at all.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:30 | 1554539 SheepDog-One
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OK so we AGAIN are waiting for DOW +- 13,000, which was the old mark to meet before 'the big drop'...so how many times back and forth in this 2,000 point weekly range will it be?

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:26 | 1554524 eurusdog
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Gold is now testing the bottom side of the neckline. Jackson Hole is going to be in-ter-es-ting!

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:26 | 1554527 New_Meat
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Lysdexics of the World, Untie!

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:29 | 1554534 penisouraus erecti
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Oh, if we all weren't so greedy all this mess could have been avoided. Why oh why did we resist raising taxes to fund that 14 -15 trillion dollar deficit we now have. If only we'd have sent that 14+ trillion to DC we'd all be so much better off now.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 13:01 | 1554622 slaughterer
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You forgot to add: /sarc

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:39 | 1554563 Bohemian Clubber
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Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:57 | 1554608 risk-reward
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Dyslexic SHOULD be written Lysdexic...you know.

Fri, 08/12/2011 - 14:48 | 1555072 Conax
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Do you know the definition of a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

A person who stays up all night, wondering whether or not there is a dog.


Fri, 08/12/2011 - 13:01 | 1554620 TruthInSunshine
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For tonight, we dine in hell!


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