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Map Of The Dead: How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
On a long enough timeline... the zombies will arise, and exhibit a sudden craving for brain stew. So what is a person who will have survived the great central bank collapse to do? Full interactive map for any specific location in the US can be found at http://www.mapofthedead.com
US Danger Zones...
And for our friends at the New York Fed...
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Glad I'm not in a danger zone :) Although there is a small area about 20 minutes car ride away.
MountainGreenhouse
Dude, you miss out on the fun. As Peter Clines points out in his Ex series, Exheroes and Expatriots, one of the hobbies to points based on ending famous zombies.
We can include rich zombies now.
And politico zombies.
I will be hiding out in Bernanke's house, it's the only safe place.
Who would want to seek revenge on the greatest Ponzi master of all time ?
Bernank, clear out that spare bedroom for me, you FUCKING POS.
Danger Zone, huh? Thanks to Zerohedge, I have a crappy 80's Kenny Loggins song stuck in my ears for the rest of the day ...
With all those zombies you will need to be Footloose.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7OyWvyt6mI
Dangaazoone
Hey, all these Zombie Zones are where the negroes are! Is this cartographer trying to tell us something?
"No Limit Zombies" in hoodies? Sounds like SW Atlanta...
Looks like a map of where the Welfare Checks are mailed. No Welfare then major Chaos.
"Where da white women at?"
The usual haunts,sucking Mandingo cock thru portholes in bathroom stalls.
Vermont and rural Nebraska look safe [for now]. The downside of course is that you'd actually have to be there. Sacrifices mi amigos por la familia.
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i'm digging the dakotas
I'm in VT now. The weather generally sucks about 300 days a year but we have surprisingly easy access to guns and ammo for a liberal state, and plenty of room to farm, so bring on the zombie apocalypse!
What's up with Minneapolis? A bunch of Norweigan central banker goons?
Somali Zombies.
Many drive taxicabs.
Ditto Missoula Montana- all those log cabin castles, just teeming with zombies...
SOMETHING is going on there.. maybe in the water boiling up from the caldera?
http://www.montanakaimin.com/news/rhythms-that-carry-from-west-africa-to-the-rockies-1.2814757#.T4WS4NXy9I0
Victus mortuus californicus?
I don't really understand what the map is showing--population density? Nearby Federal Reserve branches?
It's just a map of population density based on the concentration of man-made structures. The theory seems to be More People=More Zombies, but I think that's a bit oversimplified.
Manhattan has a concentration of high-end zombies (banksters and fundies) while Houston, for example, has a concentration of low-end zombies.
When the SNAP cards stop working, I'm more worried about the Trayvon Contingent than the John Paulsons and Jamie Dimons. Either way, I'll be in Baja California on the coast.
I would guess that bartering phase will only be after all the zombies are dead.
<golf clap>
I'm going to default on as much as I can. That's what I do know.
All zombie defense is local. For all the uninformed above - "Zombie" is code for destitute and desperate survivors of the collapse of ponzi-funded infrastructure and basic economic activity that provides >>50% of the US population with their ability to survive day-to-day. This map should be your guide on 1) whether to plan to bug out or bug in when conditions suggest it is time to do so. 2) How many and much guns, ammo, defensive infrastucture, and training you should be acquiring right now in advance of 1).
It ain't worth shit if your house and car is not bullet-proof. ´Bullet-proofing is a must-do for an ZHer. Also look into high-security fences and land mines. Get ready for the zombies.
make that fire proof man. Ohio Blue-tip Realty can move anyone, no matter how big their digs. Check you field of fire zones and make sure you don't have any blind spots that are within baseball throwing range, else you'll get cocktailed.
Then all you have to do is stay way 24/7. See how stupid all of this is? Static fortifications never work.
Woot! Looks like I'm safe -- smack dab in the center of a big red dot. Wait...
Darnit, now I have to chase that thing all day.
well i am in a good area how ever i better not expand the map even one arrow, as there is a big red blob of death sitting right outside my area
Just for fun...
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Golden Hordes bitchez.
Asia looks clean to me...wait, Nepal has hotspots?
I would take a zombie event way before i would take a economic collapse. Because zombies don't panic and go empty the grocery store shelves. And also they won't shoot at you and try and rape your wife and daughters in a without rule of law situation. We can only pray for zombies at this point, boy wouldnt that be a relief.
I don't know - what if a zombie central banker can just print more and more zombies...
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Liberate a Costco in your neighborhood...
I heard of six well-trained and well-equipped men that have a detailed plan to do essentially that, except a Wal-Mart, if TSHTF.
Kinda sorta makes sense.
May be infested with rare Fat zombies...
It's called a "looting crew" and exactly why I don't plan to go anywhere near any town when the flag goes up. Where do you think what little (or formerly) law enforcement there is will concentrate? How many ad-hoc looting crews will be formed the moment it becomes clear that private security, law enforcement, and perhaps National Guard are spread too thin?
Recommend you see the great vintage movie "The Hallelujah Trail", and think about tens of "Battle of Whiskey Hill"s breaking out in urban areas, this time with semi-automatic weapons. No thanks, I'll bug in or out, but looking for trouble will be suicide.
more likely to be used as centers of gang-ish groups. lots of usable indoor space out of the weather, centrally located, with lots of clear buffer areas, a.k.a. parking lots, around them
i saw a zombie on cnbc this morning, he goes by name of cramer.
Zombies eat brains, Cramer eats coke. Close, but no cigar!
The place to be when the collapse arrives is on a farm.
It will take more than just a "farm". Every been on a farm? Know what it takes to run a farm? Now add all it will take to keep a farm from those who want your farm.
The place to be when the collapse arrives is on a farm
NOPE, the Fascists have already put EO's into placed to seize ALL property, ALL......................................do you get it.
If you own a home, sell the SOB................NOW
Better be mobile and gone before the SHTF.
Remember, "Fixed battle emplacements are a monument to the stupidity of of MAN."
I think the ratio of fascist to farm is a lot lower than you think
Is your name McDonald?
That is about the last place I would want to be, unless I had a lot of friends with me. Farms will be targets, not sanctuaries.
Your need more arrows on the map pointing out hot spots. Let me help out. Detroit, Philadelphia, Boston, New York, Charlotte, Richmond, entire state of Deleware and Maryland, Atlanta, Miami, Orlando, Birmingham, Memphis, Denver, St. Louis, just to name a few. Anywhere people are stacked on top of eachother like cord wood. The food supply will be gone in about 4 days. People will come out of those cities like angry ants marching on a path of destruction. The center of the country is the best "cushion" against such a migration. Many will be picked off along the way, and others will calm down some or even stop in other areas before they get there. Better start the county militias now and be prepared to defend your borders. It will be hard to turn away the truly needy but the time will come when you have no choice.
Its already zombieville in Detroit and from the recent reports from a freind in Miami it has already started their too.
I resent the entire state of Maryland being on your hot spot list. LWRC, maker of the finest gas piston AR-15s is on the Eastern Shore. There are other places too that will make one hell of a stand, as to be worthy of epic story and song when the survivors retreat to Virginia tell of it. Don't write us off.
Look at the map. You are screwed. Move here:
Just point me to the * gUllY fOYle frEE zOnE*
(friendly ball busting)
When that time comes, we can say it loud, and proud, "We're all Keynsian now."
(plagarized from that Keynes/Hayek video)
Sitka Alaska? Huh?
Are they 100% dependent on the ponzi in Alaska?
May be difficult to avoid the dangerzone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o&feature=player_embedded
Best get yourself one of my babies.
true dat. Reliable as a shovel.
Sad to say, but this is all part of the CB Cartel plan.
When the SHTF, the muppets will be going at each with guns, knives and pitchforks.
The CBs and their chosen minions will be in secure off-shore locations observing the mayhem thru satellite feeds and air reconaissance.
The Central Planning boys have been planning population reduction measures for a long time.
Wars help but are only regional in their effect. Biological measures have not been used on a large scale because of their unpredictability. But turn off the energy and the Oil Spigot Worldwide and you have a Global game of survival of the fittest muppets.
When the population has been reduced to the desired level. They can return as saviors to introduce the survivors to the new global government.
The Global Game of Survival will produce some World Class War-Lords. CB's have yet to figure out how to handle war-lords (ex Afghanistan). It will be several hundred years of Dark Ages before the CB's get their throne back.
Damn you for being right.
Sure, always remember to double tap your zombies.
The most important rule to follow in the event of the zombie revolution though is:
Stay fit.
Whenever I see the word 'zombies' here on ZH, it always reminds me of Romero's 1978 "Dawn of the Dead", and the pseudo tv 'debates' he staged regarding the psychology/physiology of the 'creatures'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieSwY6kPSDY
1:00 -2:22
No reason.
All I see on that map is the concentration of Obama voters. Oh, wait, my bad, same difference.
I am clear!!!!! YEAH!
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Theyre pretty damn fast in Dawn of the Dead. Still, if you cant beat em, join em, eh?
Not nearly so fast as in "Dead Snow", and nowhere near as difficult to deal with as the tenacious z's of "The Return of the Living Dead", in which even tiny bits of 'em were still motile; ghod forbid you should incinerate those infected and accidentally breathe in a bit of the ash... Hey! For some reason I just thought of Fukushima!
Heh, thanks for the stroll.
I'm checking to see if my new avitar is working.
Dense urban areas and zombie danger zones, who would have thought such a relationship possible?!?!?!
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Lead in the head will drop the undead!!! Woo Hoo!!!
Look here, smile and wait for flash!!!
The zombies have already attacked, but I don't see any 'mericans fighting back.
TSA fondles your 5 year old daughter? Must be no problem, no TSA getting shot.
Bank and sheriff foreclose on your neighbor and friends? Must be no problem, no bankers and sheriffs getting shot.
Politicians selling out American industries offshore, putting entire cities out of work? No problem, no politicians getting shot. (By the people)
No, at the end of a day its a fetish and a dream. All those guns, all that ammo. All that foreplay. Erectile dysfunction is a bigger problem than I thought.
Normalcy bias is clouding your thinking pal. The scam runs until it doesn't, then we play The Road Warrior with a little twist of Zulu Dawn mixed in for flavor.
Best of luck.
I have an equally important map showing all US Strategic Twinkie Reserve Facilities.
Please, by all means, publish it!
Ride due west as the sun sets. Turn left at the Rocky Mountains Bitchezzz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lsZE8MpQZI&feature=related
Conan...what is the best in life?
Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Say hello to the Golden Horde! Coming soon to a suburb near you.
That's where I lucked out with my Belarusian wife. I was told she would be the one to defeat the Zombies. I just hope the Oracle was right! I believe, I believe!
practice w/ Left4Dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XIle_kLHKU
THIS IS CRAP!!!!
Why hasn't the map got any Indian restaurants? What if I'm surviving and get peckish for a nice chiken jalfrezi??
Butte, Montana has as large a "danger zone" as San Fransico? This map is a joke.
I couldn't agree more. Where I live, if I were to go to the sheriff and suggest that contingency plans be made to contain the golden horde to our north, they would probably report me to DHS. If one were to invite the sherrif in Butte Montana to an NRA meeting or gun club meeting to discuss something like this, he would probably form a committee to do so.
http://www.bsb.mt.gov/police/
So are you saying 'The Hive' is in Manhattan? I thought possibly it was outside Jeruselem. Since 'they' have been using the most advanced experimental weapons lately. Or possibly DofC area?