Marc Faber: "I Have A Very Special Stock Tip For You. The Symbol Is G-O-L-D"

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Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:26 | 1956525 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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G-o-l-d, bitchez!

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:36 | 1956555 ratso
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Gold - how unusual.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:38 | 1956567 potatomafia
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Yeah, what a fuckin nut... 

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:47 | 1956595 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Yeah, everyone who has invested in gold is crazy, and are buying into a bubble.  It's just a rock that women like to look at, nothing more!

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 19:03 | 1956632 BoNeSxxx
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Classic... the ad that I was forced to watch in return for being provided with the Marc report was for Goldman Suchs.  

I-R-O-N-Y bitchez.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 20:42 | 1956816 Pladizow
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I'd like to hear Faber say, "One Billllllion Ounces!"

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 21:09 | 1956873 AldousHuxley
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During November crash even Mark Faber was disappointed to see equity markets tank on an interview. He mentioned maybe 25% is in commodities and metals.

Truth is that  even Mark Faber himself wouldn't allocate ALL of his money into gold today. Probably max 30%. No hedge fund would invest 50% or greater into gold and be able to charge 2/20 from their clients.

That's why FED gets away with printing. Bernannke knows, nobody has the balls to invest 100% of their life savings or inheritance or corporate cash or reserves into GOLD.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 21:28 | 1956922 DoChenRollingBearing
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Not even BIG TIME gold bull Bearing has even 30% in gold!  Hey, I do not want to see everything crash either.  I own stocks and (fewr than before) bonds too.

It is important to point out that nobody has to be at the All Inn to be diversified into gold!  And gold is real diversification.  Even mainstream money managers say it´s OK to have 5% - 10% in gold.  And yet, it is believed that only 1% - 3% of Americans own any investment gold, seems incredible to me.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 22:20 | 1957032 AldousHuxley
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99% of Americans don't own anything. Even your doctor earning $200k/year has $300k student debt + $800k mortgage debt.

That ferrari is a rental, that boat is a rental, that McMansion is a rental, even US government is in debt in order to finance war.

Well most of Americans are idiots and probably don't even understand the concept of inflation or simple personal finance.  Believe in magic and after life bs.


1% that own something will own gold because they care about inflation.


If there is is heaven, it will be made in GOLD.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 23:30 | 1957147 FranSix
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And we haven't even gotten around to currency devaluation.  Should short term rates perist into the negative and long bond auctions fail, a currency devaluation aught to be in the cards.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 23:38 | 1957165 Tater Salad
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Huxey, I have LOTS of MD friends and can tell you:

1)  None of them make less than 400K per year

2)  None of them have any student debt

3)  None of them have a Ferrari, some have boats that they paid cash for

Hmm, what they feed you blokes in the UK?  How do you become so arrogant to point fingers at an entire populus?  And the "most of Americans are idiots" is a real winner, again proves your arrogance, perhaps outstripped by your ignorance.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 00:42 | 1957290 AldousHuxley
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Depends on how old they are....and their specialty but generally I'd say $200-$250k unless you are in the ROAD fields


You realize that only 30% of US population 25+ has 4yr college degree or higher? And college degree barely says anyone of their intelligence.


Specialty  Median salary (USD)     Average salary/hour (USD) Anesthesiology 331,000 to $423,507 Dermatology 313,100 to $480,088 103 Emergency medicine 239,000 to $316,296 87 Cardiac Surgery 218,684 to $500,000 Family practice 175,000 to $220,196 58 Internal medicine 184,200 to $231,691 58 Neurology 213,000 to $301,327 93 Obstetrics and Gynecology 251,500 to $326,924 83 Ophthalmology 150,000 to $351,000 Orthopedic surgery 397,879 to $600,000 Otolaryngology 191,000 to $393,000 Pathology 239,000 to $331,842 Pediatrics 160,111 to $228,750 69 Psychiatry 173,800 to $248,198 72 Radiology (diagnostic) 377,300 to $478,000 Surgery (general) 284,642 to $383,333 Urology 331,192 to $443,518 Neurological surgery 350,000 to $705,000 132 Plastic surgery 265,000 to $500,000 114 Gastroenterology 251,026 to $396,450 93 Pulmonology 165,000 to $365,875 72
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 00:53 | 1957326 Frosty Gary
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I don't usually like to be this harsh, but...

It's "populace", you dumbfuck cretin.

God, not even "populous" is spelled "populus".

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 02:15 | 1957499 akak
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He was undoubtedly referring to the quaking aspen: Populus tremuloides

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 06:53 | 1957726 UP Forester
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I bet none of them live in the U.P.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 04:09 | 1957624 OldPhart
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So...I should swap three pounds of silver for gold?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 07:00 | 1957730 Eager learner
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I heard Farber recently advise being: 

25% Equities

25% Real estate

25% Cash

25% PMs

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 07:39 | 1957748 Ghordius
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it's still the best advice in troubled times for any mid-sized portfolio upwards

kind of the "old school" of "old money"

he always jokes about the cash part, it's for opportunities and girlfriends/wifes


I note that Tyler has not highlighted a little snippet: he does not believe in a catastrophic demise of the EUR - even if a certain amount of countries would resume their own currencies he sees a role in the EUR as inter-country currency. I believe Greece and a couple of other countries will get off and, at some point, get back on. Not Germany. Not now that Italy is on Austerity course.

Tyler, your EuroPhobia looks from my perspective nearly pathological. What will you write in ZH if the EUR is at 1.425 by Easter?

Nevertheless, your POV has brought me to request access, put my little annoying avatar, etc. etc., so: all the best for ZH's next year.

Ah, and Thanks

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 07:13 | 1957733 theMAXILOPEZpsycho
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what would be the purpose of hedge funds if people thought they should just go all in on precious metals. In fact thats one of the reasons why bosses like hugh hendry and others are against them in my opinion. If any hedge fund boss came out and said just buy gold, and silver and youll get 25% copounded returns on average for the next 8 years...what would be the point of investing with him??

Sat, 12/10/2011 - 07:39 | 1965750 technovelist
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I have about 70% of my life savings in gold. I wish it were 100%, but made the mistake of diversifying, mostly into Swiss Francs.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 19:19 | 1956636 Zero Govt
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just imagine you buy this stuff, sit on your arse and outperform the entire Hedge Fund Industry by miles without $millions in bonuses and commissions

...and you also outperform Rob Prechter and Elliott Wave International (who have been calling 'TOPS' for nearly 2 years and every one a failure) by even more

What's not to like about Gold?'ve got to be an incompetent investor, or Ben Bernanke, not to think Gold's a no-brainer

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 20:01 | 1956741 Shocker
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He and other have been saying this for a long time. Pretty simple, get a clue


Wed, 12/07/2011 - 20:08 | 1956758 Careless Whisper
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@ Mister Lennon Hendrix


As for me, Im getting real tired of explaining the value of gold to people. Im at the point where if someone I know doesnt get it, well too bad for them.  The only reason I would defend gold on a blog is because half these trolls are bots sponsored by the private banking cartel known as the federal reserve bank.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 20:48 | 1956823 SaveTheBales
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Sometimes its really is best to not call a man a fool.  Just take his money.  I quit pumping the metals a while back, and now feign passing interest.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 21:18 | 1956894 AldousHuxley
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things and traditions older than central banking are made in gold.

  • old king's tombs
  • your wedding ring
  • religious relics in European churches
  • Jewish last names (goldwater, goldman, etc.)
  • Chinese emperor's stuff


US Federal reserve themselves have most gold reserves. When Chinese want their currency to gain more power, they start stocking gold.

Venezuela didn't trade oil for plastic shit from China. They called back gold.



Wed, 12/07/2011 - 21:32 | 1956932 DoChenRollingBearing
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@ Careless Whisper


I hear you re trying to get people, even family, to buy gold.  So I just gave up,  They know where I stand, and they choose not to hear.  OK...

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 21:10 | 1956876 barkingbill
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are you fucking nuts?


Wed, 12/07/2011 - 19:23 | 1956663 HamyWanger
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Yeah, Faber is a nut crackpot but worst of all, he lives in a foreign country instead of the place he was born in, like so many American traitors nowadays. He should be court-martialed and executed for high treason.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 19:40 | 1956697 nyse
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People dont get jokes around here, huh?

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 20:50 | 1956827 seek
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The quick ones laugh, the slow ones downvote.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 22:31 | 1957053 fuu
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Too many agendas.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 20:00 | 1956740 Temporalist
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Except he's not American...

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 07:42 | 1957749 Ghordius
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I thought the Swiss accent would be quite obvious...

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 20:07 | 1956754 hollowbody
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Shit, and its not even the weekend....

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 22:40 | 1956972 Bansters-in-my-...
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Couldn't resist TammyWanger.

You Fucktard.

When your country is ran by murderous dictators,who would want to stick aroud,...?

Besides you,and the likes of you.

Fuck off Faggot.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 05:29 | 1957674 Zero Govt
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Hamy allows his Stars & Stripes biggotry, firmly stuck up his rectum, to cloud his judgement on good investment advise 

Hitlers Germany isn't a million miles away, or Francos Spain or Maos China ...exterminate anyone intelligent who doesn't strictly sing the national anthem breakfast, lunch and before bedtime...fuking brilliant Hamy's World


Wed, 12/07/2011 - 19:40 | 1956696 WhiteNight123129
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Long Gold, long tobacco processing - short dollar (long term debt on balance sheet) write put on home prices, short Vale, long cheap exporters in Portugal and Greece which will have soon a quasi debt cancellation! (redenomination of debt in bananas)

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 21:29 | 1956924 AldousHuxley
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GLD is taxed at 28%, gold futures at 60/40 on gains.



Wed, 12/07/2011 - 20:35 | 1956805 johnu78
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:27 | 1956529 Oracle Jones
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Wed, 12/07/2011 - 20:01 | 1956742 UGrev
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There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull? 

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 21:07 | 1956863 akak
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In the 1950s, they didn't have Oprah, Kirstie Alley, Dennis Gartmann, Rosie O'Donell, Michael Moore, Salamander Grinchgrinch, or a "supersize-me" obese teenage and 20-something cohort. 

Of course the value of G has had to grow over the last few decades.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 21:05 | 1956867 FrankDrakman
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Yes, Doctor Brown. There's so many enormous lard asses in the US of A, it's affecting the field.

Go long insulin, bitchez!

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 22:53 | 1957085 TheFourthStooge-ing
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UGrev asked:

Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

It sucks.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 09:06 | 1957898 margaris
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portfolio is getting heavier with all the gold in it...

heavy metal gold.
heavy metal gold!

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:27 | 1956531 LawsofPhysics
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Unless you are getting physical, this is more mental masterbation at this point. 

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:28 | 1956532 bob_dabolina
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Chuck Norris has a very special tip for you. 

Ron Paul.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:37 | 1956563 Gohn Galt
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Awesome, Chuck Norris's one wish is to go to Washington, line up all the politicians and have Ron Paul point out the corrupt ones, his black belts bring him the politician and Chuck Norris chokes him unconsciousness.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:42 | 1956579 bigdumbnugly
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chuck norris died 20 years ago. 

death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Wed, 12/07/2011 - 18:58 | 1956619 bigdumbnugly
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gold thinks chuck norris is money.

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