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Mario Draghi Press Conference Webcast

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Update: no LTRO 3. Newsletter writers who sell hope, prayer and magic are issuing refunds. Stock futures sliding fast.

We already know that the ECB broke is unspoken cardinal rule and cut rates below 1%. Will Mario Draghi also hint at what everyone who sells newsletters based on hope, prayer and magic is really hoping for: LTRO 3? Tune in and find out.

 

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Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:32 | 2588324 oogs66
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He should just do it in Italian and let the markets play with google translate

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:42 | 2588348 GetZeeGold
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Hell yes....I keep saying they could just fix this crap with a press conference.

 

Doing it in Italian would be better cause very few would actually understand it........end it with one English word......FIXED!

 

See how simple?

 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:04 | 2588404 CPL
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They could utilize what all speakers of latin based languages have known for years.

 

Double Entrendre.  Don't just speak in Italian, speak in words with triple meanings.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:23 | 2588441 flacon
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The intellectual solution to the problem is to hire tens of thousands of Pee-Hhh-Dees to scour the countryside and make mathematical models of what prices should be. This is the most efficient Freee Market way of stopping the crisis and spreading the wealth..... /sarc

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:39 | 2588350 Byte Me
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Just keep him taliking in Goldmanese, I'm €600+ up since he opened his mouth.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:05 | 2588399 Paul Atreides
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Your participation in this fraudulent market only provides it with further approval and support. The time to protest is now, pull your wealth into hard assets and help us find justice.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:20 | 2588436 Byte Me
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+1 PA

But if I see a Fiat profit, I'll gladly take the hamburger today for conversion to PMs next Tuesday.

(+725 and taking partials)

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:14 | 2588425 CPL
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But you've only made paper money.  You might want to head over and grab some silver and gold while it's still on sale.

 

I'm calling a bullish day over all because that's what happens when people print money and drop interest to zero percent.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:49 | 2588377 stocktivity
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Keep telling the dopes what they want to hear Mario...psychology is extremely important at this point. It doesn't matter if what you say is true or not. It's all bullshit!

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:08 | 2588415 dingoj
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It ain't English, it's Eurospeak, a (re-)bastardized form of English. It's the language of the technocratic European elite. Fancy words with faulty grammar. As  for semantics it's easy: we're out to steal your money. 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2588334 FranSix
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Eurozone Yield Curve

http://www.ecb.europa.eu/stats/money/yc/html/index.en.html

3mo yield @ 0.04%

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:35 | 2588335 lizzy36
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Some one should tell the CB's it isn't heightened uncertainity that is affecting "confidence". It is coordinated central planning via the Central Banks and their #wealtheffect. That plus horrible real economies absolutely unaffected by the stupidity that is global Central Banks.

But at first if you don't succeed, keep doubling down, until developed market economies all implode. 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:59 | 2588398 GetZeeGold
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At least one junker thinks doubling down will work....good luck with that amigo.

 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:30 | 2588450 Beam Me Up Scotty
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This is like playing blackjack. If every time you lose you keep doubling your bet, eventually you will win a hand and get all of your money back. Hopefully you win a hand before you run out of money.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:36 | 2588339 FranSix
Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:37 | 2588340 zorba THE GREEK
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Before LTRO3 or QE3, the gold market will have to be manipulated 

down with tons of paper gold being dump on the market just like

what is happening at this moment. 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:40 | 2588354 GetZeeGold
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Dude.....you're not suppose to actually say that.

 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:40 | 2588352 q99x2
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Rumor the market with a Mario erection you deviate enemy of the world.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:40 | 2588353 f16hoser
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Kamakze Banksters!

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:45 | 2588367 Let The Wurlitz...
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Lets go Bernanke!  Are you going to let them get away with this?  We are America, we can beat the Eurocaps!!  Print!  Print!!  Print!!!

 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:32 | 2588454 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Not yet!! I want a bigger stack!!

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:45 | 2588368 q99x2
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'no LTRO 3'

How they going to pay Hugh Hendry?

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:46 | 2588370 PaperBear
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And gold/silver getting thrashed ... thank you, counterfeiters, for the deep, deep, deep discount.

You know one of our slave masters is talking to us slaves telling us we need more debt.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:49 | 2588374 q99x2
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There will be rumors of easing and easing but no one knows the exact date and the time of the coming. Let the woman with child not come down...

Plagerist!

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:39 | 2588465 Mysteerious Roo...
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Funny! You haff made ze Mysteerious Rooshian Vooman laff. +1

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:51 | 2588379 Jason T
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will it all bust like the fire works in San Diego? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuJHfkXEI-o

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:54 | 2588394 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Ma and Pa's 401K quarterly statement at the printers.  Arroooogha, dive, dive, dive!!!!

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:01 | 2588400 Negro Primero
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What will happen in the scenario when Italy requires financial aid in the future, but Spain has already been bailed out - mopping up all the avaiable resources, Mario Draghi is asked?

Smiling grimly, he replies:

What if everyone needs one [a bailout]? IT'S A BIG QUESTION!!!

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:18 | 2588424 piliage
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Everyone? Nah. Only Greece, Italy, Spain, Ireland, Portugal, Slovenia, Cypress, and soon France & Belgium.

What's to worry about?

At least they will be able to borrow at .25% lower thanks to your brilliant vision, Mario. I'm sure that will solve everything....

 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:02 | 2588401 stocktivity
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China surprised everyone and cut rates today. Euro cut rates today. Makes you wonder what they know that we don't. Probably has nothing to do with $700 TRILIION in derivatives out there just bubbling and waiting to explode.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:04 | 2588406 Croatian Patriot
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Mario Draghi aka Mario on Drugs

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:11 | 2588421 urbanelf
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How IS the Kuppa threat these days?

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:13 | 2588423 GMadScientist
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"Helter Skelter!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av4x6nZlefc

Hmmm...not a bad mash-up.

"Tell me. Tell me. Tell me the answer. You may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer."

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:30 | 2588451 asteroids
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Nothing but horshit coming out of his mouth. He doesn't have a clue.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:37 | 2588460 giggler123
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Nothing new then, I wonder what they'll use as collateral when the current set is considered junk.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:59 | 2588535 Paper CRUSHer
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The LTRO's 1,2 did not accomplish much apart from buy a little more time for the stinkin' bureaucrats, so neither will another LTRO3 as the main beneficiary are TBTF banks as well as the hedge funds speaking of which aren't doin' so well.

Lets take for instance one of the worlds largest public trading hedge funds Man Group PLC that trades on the LSE for example:

HERE'S WHAT THEY SAYIN'

"Man is a world-leading alternative investment management business. It has expertise in a wide range of liquid investment styles including managed futures, equity, credit and convertibles, emerging markets, global macro and multi-manager, combined with powerful product structuring, distribution and client service capabilities."

HERE'S WHAT THEY DOIN'(ticker-EMG)

http://shares.telegraph.co.uk/charts/?epic=EMG

 

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