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Thu, 11/17/2011 - 13:44 | 1887572 RobotTrader
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Complete crash in interest rates.

10-yr. back down to 1.97%

Free money for everyone!

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 13:46 | 1887602 JenkinsLane
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You are a fuckwit.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 13:55 | 1887680 Ahmeexnal
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German nuclear powerplant meltdown can no longer be kept under the rug.
Expect Merkel to resign and millions of eurosheeple to find out they have been poisoned.
Nuclear black plague!

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 13:58 | 1887696 aleph0
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Link ?
Knew about the iodine .. but so far nobody's owned up !

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:04 | 1887729 BaBaBouy
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Start The EU Potato(e) Lines ...

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:11 | 1887774 BaBaBouy
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Free Money Is Coming...


Count on it.


It's that, or worldwide callamity.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:21 | 1887818 TeamDepends
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NEWSFLASH:  Presidential "hopeful" Herman Cain just asked a roomful of latinos "How do you say 'delicious' in cuban"?  Our question to Cain is how do you say 9-9-9 in zimbabwean?

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 15:06 | 1888043 12ToothAssassin
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Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:58 | 1888001 common_sense
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Thu, 11/17/2011 - 15:15 | 1888088 SheepDog-One
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Theyve already flooded the earth with as much free money as anyone could ever print, and yet we're still collapsed. So now what?

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 15:39 | 1888269 Liquid Courage
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A little metaphor may be instructive: What happens when the ground [banking system] becomes saturated, and too much water [liquidity] pools up on the surface? Catastrophic collapse by LIQUEFACTION, which is what I visualize when I recall the (semi)famous quote from the '29 Crash: "They held their ground 'til the ground itself gave way beneath them."

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 16:51 | 1888871 tmosley
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Who says we can't have both.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:14 | 1887787 NewThor
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Doesn't seem like the News supports the crash.

Me thinks that BIG BAD news is coming within the next 36 hours,

and the insiders have that info.

The public doesn't.


Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:48 | 1887939 TeamDepends
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Black Friday?  Commence happy hour in 3 2 1....

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 15:00 | 1888023 common_sense
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INSERT COIN BITCHEZ, INSERT COIN...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 18:10 | 1889299 LongBalls
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Potato lines in Europe equals soup lines in America. This problem is not isolated despite what equities are saying via the DOW. This sum-bish is going to hurt everyone.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:16 | 1887757 Ahmeexnal
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First they attempted to fool the sheeple into believing radioactivity rise was due to fecal matter:


Professor Malcolm Sperrin, director of medical physics at Britain’s Royal Berkshire Hospital, said any link with Fukushima was extremely unlikely.

“It is far more likely that the iodine may be as a result of excretion by patients undergoing medical treatment. Whilst such patients are carefully controlled, some release of iodine into the environment may be inevitable but would certainly be well below any limits where health detriment would even begin to be an issue for concern,” he said.


IAEA has now posted a coverup story:

They are now trying to fool the sheeple into believing it was a discharge from a medical plant in Hungary.

It's all extend and pretend, kick the can until the can explodes in your face!

But the clear sign that this is a major event, even WORSE THAN CHERNOBYL is the fact that the Maginot Line has been breached and FRANCE HAS DETECTED INCREASED RADIATION too:

This is just another nail in the coffin for the eurosheeple.

The continent is already poisoned:



Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:24 | 1887822 gojam
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I'm not sure that it could be covered up in Germany. The Greens are in Government and you're talking about a country where every school will have a Geiger counter.

Your Guardian story is from Feb 2008 your IAEA stor is from Sept to now this year.

It's a very big leap you're making.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:43 | 1887881 Ahmeexnal
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German companies poison the world with their nuclear powerplants. The Greens? You place your hopes on them?

IAEA press release is from today (nov. 17). Guardian story is from 2008, but was included to point out the fact that nuclear disasters in Europe are swept under a rug.This time would be no different. 

If IAEA "official version" were true, Budapest would be glowing in the dark. Do you trust your elected/unelected officials?

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:27 | 1887846 the tower
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Awww Ahmeexnal... you really can't wait to see Europe fall... grabbing on to every glimmer of hope... 


It's not gonna happen babe... 


Now get a life.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:47 | 1887898 Ahmeexnal
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Euro collapse is nothing new. You must either be a teenager or a brainwashed sheep who believes "all is fine" and whose knowledge of history is limited to last week's VH1 top 10.

Collapse will come again. 


THE SORROW AND THE PITY, a 1969 documentary by french film maker Marcel Ophuls shows truths about collapse that many want to keep  well hidden under the rug.


Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:59 | 1888010 Hugh_Jorgan
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Economic collapse is always unlikely, until it happens.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 15:17 | 1888103 SheepDog-One
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All was well in 2008 too...'contained to sub-prime...nothing to see here'....uh huh.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 16:16 | 1888553 common_sense
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Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:59 | 1887964 Ahmeexnal
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Nuclear meltdown in San Fernando valley.  That would explain why the pr0n industry took over the place.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:11 | 1887775 Taint Boil
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A different kind of "Deer in the Headlights"

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:17 | 1887797 NotApplicable
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Here's the latest.

I just love how they categorically deny it was from Fukushima, "because that was so many months ago." Never mind there is ongoing spontaneous criticality going on STILL. Better yet, at the end of the article they admit that Fuku iodine was detected in Europe after the initial explosions.

Radioactive iodine may only have a half-life of 8 days, but that still gives it about a month before it becomes undetectable. So, if it's shown up once, it is possible that it's still arriving. Especially if they've vented their new tents up the stacks, placing the contamination higher up in the air.

I do not claim to be an expert however, this is just mere logical speculation.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 13:57 | 1887688 redpill
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I wonder how former Robo-darling Travel Zoo is doing these days?

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:01 | 1887704 The Big Ching-aso
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Correction:   Fuckwad

Fuckwits are funny when fucking.


Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:08 | 1887743 Deadpool
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Like John Cleese in "Meaning of Life". funny stuff.

Humphrey: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices?
Pupils: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Humphrey: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: R - rubbing the clitoris, sir?
Humphrey: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir?
Humphrey: Good. Good. Well done, Wymer.
Pupil: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.
Humphrey: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?
Pupil: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.
Humphrey: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:02 | 1887718 knukles
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Fuckstick.  Fuckwit's twin.

Say, betcha next thing to be done is that Uncle Warren, in exchange for supporting the S&P so nicely (An alturistic man if you buy that crap from CNBS, etc.  Who by the way, whilst preaching about free markets, capitalism, hard work, everybody having a shot at being president which has been shown to be true of late, has never ever not bought anything that did not have a great deal of regulatory oversight upon which he could exert influence, aka regulatory capture, to make his deal work, being politically plugged in.)

But back to where we were before I so rudely interrupted myself, so he helps pump the S&P and since it's now having trouble, betcha the next big move is a thank you from DC in the from of a $100,000,00 grant to establish and fund the Jerry Sandusky's Little Boy's Buttball Leagues as an educational tool to get the tots ready for the real world screwing.

(strains of America the Beautiful)

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 15:02 | 1888029 Hugh_Jorgan
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I prefer "Shitdick"

(I'm not prone to swearing but in this case I thought I'd off up unused fodder for those who partake freely in the practice."

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 18:45 | 1889418 GenX Investor
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TD - Are we sure it's not the 20 year old math PhD's who love charts and determine the future direction of the market?  They must have run out of LONG /es history to keep the market going up?

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 13:47 | 1887607 GeneMarchbanks
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If by 'money' you mean debt.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 13:51 | 1887648 gojam
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If by "debt" you mean hedged leverage.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 13:53 | 1887659 Careless Whisper
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Robo u loved ANF a month ago. Good time to average down?


Thu, 11/17/2011 - 13:54 | 1887670 gojam
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If by "hedged leverage" I mean free money.

The circle is completed.............and that's the way the corrupt system works.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:21 | 1887816 bank guy in Brussels
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Funny to consider the pricing of Karl Denninger's 'Leverage' book you are recommending there ...

As per your link there on Amazon, hardcover list price US $34.95 (ha!), Amazon selling at 42% off for $20.21 ... other outlets selling it for as low as $17.50 brand new ...

And this is just the first week the book is officially published ... used copies soon perhaps for a buck or two.

Nothing in particular re Denninger, but overall I am not sure we are really in the 'book' era anymore, tho for a guy of Denninger's age it may still seem a big thing to 'publish a book'.

But really today, info on the web is more 'primary' as exemplified by ZeroHedge. Karl Denninger will be more famous (or less) for what's on his website (where Denninger often repeats ZH article topics with no hat tip, instead he quotes the sources cited by ZH, with Denninger sort of pretending like that's where he news - hounded it, ha!)

Books have some use, and indeed I own a few, but I think the kind of books one would buy, own and keep, are much more limited than before. Books on financial topics that get out of date, are not so much in that category.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 13:50 | 1887643 homersimpson
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I'll stick with FAZ..

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 13:58 | 1887692 tekhneek
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Right there with you homer...

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:27 | 1887841 Tsunami Wave
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I gotta give it to you Homer.. you've been bullish with FAZ for a while and it's still going up. Plus you're not being all HoboTrader about it.. Good work.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:30 | 1887856 AbelCatalyst
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and YANG...  China could land harder than FAZ - further to fall...

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:49 | 1887949 El Viejo
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Yeah, and it will negatively affect Aussie mining dramatically too.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:34 | 1887865 El Viejo
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Got me some too. A little early, but I'm back even now.

I'm up with VXX and almost even with SDOW.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:46 | 1887921 Ragnar24
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And I have puts on UYG... problem is that I've had them for a few weeks! I overestimated the speed at which equities' would be able to recognize risk.... I didn't think it would take a statement by Fitch for them to come to their senses.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:52 | 1887970 El Viejo
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The bigger the effect and the more/bigger that bet against it the longer the delay. I admire your patience.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 14:58 | 1888000 Ragnar24
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Patience is the polite term... "stubborn" is probably more accurate since I've spent these weeks screaming at my screen. Thanks though!

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 13:52 | 1887652 The Deleuzian
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Gold or the 10-year...Gold or the 10-year...The scales are wobbling...Buy gold have no fear...Better yet, buy silver!

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