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Market Reaction - Gravity Bites As Draghi Serves Cold Plate Of Epic Disappointment

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As he began to speak the EUR rallied, EGBs rallied and ES rallied - last minute hopiness wrung out of the system, but as soon as he explained that his plan to promise a plan which plans to promise a solution was nothing but another promise and not an actual plan, so everything reversed. S&P futures are  -17pts from pre-Draghi, Gold back under $1600, and the USD is ripping higher, Treasury yields are down 8bps from pre-Draghi, EURUSD is down 50pip sfpom, pre-Draghi after trading up over 1.24 as he began, and has retraced over 75% of the post-Draghi 'believe' speech. Spain and Italy have given back the immediate euphoria with Italy now 50bps wider from pre-Draghi and Spain +25bps (having retraced over 60% of the post-'believe' rally).

EURUSD (now under 1.22)

and from 'believe'...


Euro Government Bonds cracking wider...

and European stocks plunging...


and across asset classes - its derisking reality:

but a lot more gravity to go yet..


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Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:54 | 2671665 fonzannoon
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How many points are we up since Draghi and Bernak leaked their BS? Unless we are down 750 on the dow today this goes in the win column for them.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:06 | 2671730 malikai
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The wins were last week. Reality is coming back.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:08 | 2671743 Lohn Jocke
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The more shit you throw straight up in the air, the more comes straight back down on your head.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:22 | 2671807 Jlmadyson
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A true philosopher right here.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:47 | 2671945 Tabarnaque
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They are using this crisis to firm up their grips on the European continent. Period. All the rest is noise to distract people’s attention from their real game plan. QE today or QE tomorrow and everybody is living to hear this word while the real move is happening in the background without people noticing it. I have a deep aversion for central bankers and all their organized crime but I have to admit that they have mastered the art of illusion. They perfectly know how to catch people’s attention with a sheer distraction while they achieve what Napoleon and Hitler failed to do: I refer to a complete centralized control over Europe by a small click of psychopathic banksters that have an unlimited greed for money and power. 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:49 | 2672229 LooseLee
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Actually they are only mesmerizing the idiot equity bulltards that are their poster-boyz for their FASCIST-SOCIALIST agenda.......

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:45 | 2672457 Bindar Dundat
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We won last week selling into the rumour.  Won again today by buying back on the dip.  Rinse and repeat please.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:44 | 2671927 barkingbill
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so that makes them shitheads....

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:29 | 2671833 gjp
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Love your comments, Fonz.  Find myself nodding everytime I read them.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:53 | 2671976 Eireann go Brach
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That motherfucker works for Goldman and not the ECB!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:58 | 2672517 ElvisDog
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The stock market pump is irrelevant in the big picture. Italy, Spain, and Greece are losing the ability to fund government-provided social programs through deficit spending, and Germany so far is refusing to play "Rich Uncle Helmut". Draghi's big plan was to have his wealthy neighbor pay his bills. Now that his big plan is falling through, what it Plan B?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:54 | 2671666 Capitalist
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Did he mention anything about local-law spiderman towels?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:04 | 2671722 GetZeeGold
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Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:54 | 2671668 veyron
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At least it's still above parity ...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:56 | 2671675 Mugatu
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Only in Europe can we have shit like this!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:18 | 2671781 giovanni_f
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Oh really? How about the debt ceiling farce?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:57 | 2671681 viator
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Unfortunately “The ECB cannot replace governments,” Mr Draghi warns.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:29 | 2671834 azzhatter
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I like how this fascist pig says "unfortunately"

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:57 | 2671685 Flounder
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You know TD, for a few minutes this morning as the eurusd was hitting 1.24 I doubted you.  And well now...I'm so ashamed.  Won't happen again.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:57 | 2671689 Jlmadyson
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Can you bullshit hypnotize a market anymore than this?

I don't really know.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:07 | 2671737 CrashisOptimistic
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Why do you guys continue?  How do you not see it?


That has all gone away and it's not going back to normal.  Ever.  There is no price discovery.  There is only manipulation.

Do Not Participate.  There is no money to be made there.

Look into buying farmland.  Nothing else within your reach is an option.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:18 | 2671787 Jlmadyson
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And why should I do that. Feds will take 55% of my grandfathers farmland next year if he passes.

The game is rigged for everything.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:21 | 2671805 CrashisOptimistic
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Well, that sounds like estate tax.  If so, it would apply to any asset whatsoever so that's not a rebuttal.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:24 | 2671814 Jlmadyson
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No in fact it is because while you may buy farmland for return the system will still end up winning in the end. Just like this rigged market.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:29 | 2671837 eclectic syncretist
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Your grandfather needs to take on a younger co-owner for the property so that when he passes there will be no lawyers or government tax assholes taking his land from his family, as the co-owner(s) will simply carry on as before. 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:41 | 2671915 CrashisOptimistic
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That is the viable solution.  The guy did not seem to understand that he was not offering a rebuttal.  Estates beyond the threshold are taxed, whether they hold farmland or gold or paintings or stocks.

His point was not a rebuttal.  He didn't understand.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:47 | 2671944 Nobody For President
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madyson - you need to introduce your grandfather to estate planning. My kids will get our land with no estate taxes, because wife and self don't own the land, our marital trust does. For one to two thousand bucks for an estate planning attorney, several hundred thou plus in less taxes can be saved - plus making the transition for those left after a lot easier all around - powers of attorney, pour over will, all that stuff done.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:08 | 2672039 Jlmadyson
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Does he have to be alive for 7 more years for his children to avoid estate hit? He has been a bit adamaent in his old age to this point because his estate has been less than 5 million and I think he believes they could run out of money even though they have plenty to make it well beyond their years. It kicks in at 1 million at 55% in 2013 which will hit his estate.

From my short reading co-owner would still get hit but perhaps not trust. They really need to convince him.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:58 | 2671694 tawse57
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He did what European politicians have been doing for 4 years - kicked the can down the road.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:59 | 2671697 SheepDog-One
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So....what youre sayin is...theres a CHANCE? YAY!! So you're saying there's a chance - YouTube

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:59 | 2671699 fonzannoon
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Mario's nose just started knocking over the TV cameras in the back of the room. Awkward.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:00 | 2671704 Kreditanstalt
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The half-life of new government-central bank blurbs seems to be now only a few minutes...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:00 | 2671706 Itch
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Naughty naughty, very naughty.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:00 | 2671707 Aunty Christ
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How's that price stability mandate doin?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:00 | 2671708 Rathmullan
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"THE EURO IS IRREVERSIBLE" - Mario Draghi 8-2-2012

So, starting with Greece and, eventually Germany, I'm going to "draghi" you to hell

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:04 | 2671723 Hype Alert
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Yes, but mistakes are infinitely repeatable.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:10 | 2671751 Lohn Jocke
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Maybe it will be different this time...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:10 | 2671750 john_connor
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He never defined who would still be in the Euro.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:00 | 2671709 viator
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1.22, 1.22, anyone give me 1.21?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:02 | 2671714 RiverRoad
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Ya gotta parse what this guy says fer sure:  "We'll do everything we can to save the EURO".  (If Greece goes, so be it.) 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:02 | 2671717 DavidJ
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Maybe I should stop trading EUR/USD?  I just can't seem to win much.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:10 | 2671755 williambanzai7
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Bet USD parity and FB at 10. You will be a master of the universe.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:03 | 2671718 Bubble
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 he's got nothing. he's been found out. he's still trying to talk the mkt up.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:05 | 2671725 Wm the Shrubber
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DOW is up over 500 pts since Hilsenrath "opined" in the WSJ and Draghi first opened his mouth last week.  It's a net win so far for the banksters as they have discovered a potent new weapon for their arsenal - the power of the boldfaced lie!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:12 | 2671760 SheepDog-One
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Sure, now lets see em cash it in.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:05 | 2671726 Cursive
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as soon as he explained that his plan to promise a plan which plans to promise a solution was nothing but another promise and not an actual plan

He's like a verbal matryoshka doll.  This "market" is so idiotic.  Thank God for Zero Hedge.  See ya'll at ~1100.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:06 | 2671732 L927
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Sir, what exactly did you mean? markest are not impressed.

They are?????

No, they are not!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:07 | 2671735 Dermasolarapate...
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Mr Market won't like this and Bankers will like it less when they see the possibility of their bonus decreased.

BTW, how are those LieborGate indictments coming along?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:07 | 2671736 Boilermaker
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So what?  They'll just come with another lie.  Everyone will pretend to believe it.  Then be dissapointed.  Then another lie will come.  Then dissapointment.  Then another...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:11 | 2671759 CrashisOptimistic
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Just stop.

THERE IS NO MARKET.  It's gone.  It's never coming back.

Algorithms read headlines.  The preparers of the algorithms inform the media what headline they are looking for, or what headline to avoid.  Then nothing triggering negative ever appears.

Just Stop Trading.  Go away.  Buy farmland.  This is no longer a vehicle for you.  

The party is over.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:43 | 2672199 takinthehighway
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Somewhat OT, but you might want to consider timberland as well...I've been studying up on woodgas generation and like what I see...kinda neat, the idea that you could run a car and power your home with wood!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:07 | 2671738 Hype Alert
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Buy the bid, sell the ask.  Wait, buy the ask, sell the bid.  No wait, ask the bid and sell the buy.  No, no, that's not it.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:08 | 2671744 alfred b.
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   It's obvious that the barnanke just handed the carrot and stick to Draghi....what's that saying about lobsters in the pot???  

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:09 | 2671748 milanitaly
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Oh my God. Putin save us

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:19 | 2671789 youngman
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Makes you wonder what he and the Chinese think watching me I woudl be saying..."we need to get out of these currencies..these guys are crazy..."

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:22 | 2671806 Gandalf6900
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non ti preoccupare ora torna il berlusca

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:09 | 2671749 jelyfish
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Don't worry in the September meeting they will introduce the 'Solution'.  And then plan on having in a meeting in March 2013 to 'Iron out any wrinkles'.  I'm learning not to take the concept of 'Capitalism' and 'Free Markets' so serious.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:25 | 2671821 Haager
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What solution may that probably be?


Dumping Wario?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:45 | 2672456 short-swap
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Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:13 | 2671764 deez nutz
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 "I must tell you first and foremost that there are the known bad things.  Then there are the unknown bad things.  We also know the that there are known unknowns things that are bad as well as the unknown unknown bad things we just don't know about".  We stand ready to take full comprehensive action against all bad things that could happen"

Thank you, Mario Draghi


Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:14 | 2671767 rubearish10
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No More Creditbiliteeee!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:21 | 2671779 buzzsaw99
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speak loudly and carry a little stick

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:20 | 2671795 Mr_Wonderful
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They´ll start printing when the grains bubble has dropped 40%.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:20 | 2671800 Jason T
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Glass Steagal!!! 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:23 | 2671810 torak
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Ain't reality a bitch!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:24 | 2671812 Haager
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What an idiot. You could think that this goldmaniac has a purpose on ruining any credibility.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:25 | 2671818 adr
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When I was a kid a neighbor got his toy plane caught in a tree. He wanted to get it down so he went and got a brick.

I was 6 and watched the stupidest thing I ever saw. The kid stands directly under the plane and throws the brick straight up. He watches as the brick goes up and comes right back down on his head, cracking it open.

We all screamed for his mom and she came running out. She saw him lying in a pool of blood and a brick right beside his head. As she was carrying him inside to call 911, all we heard was, "How could you be so stupid, why, how could you be so stupid."

Perhaps that kid grew up to work on Wall Street.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:25 | 2671819 Irelevant
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"The Bundesbank was “not just one of 17 central banks” in the euro zone, Mr Weidmann said". I guess no sugar for now. Mr. Draghi just became a clown!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:27 | 2671824 Bubble
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The mkt thought it had a reservation at a 3 star michelin restaurant in Paris with a beautiful lady and it's actually got a takeaway from a London café and is sitting next to the female hammer thrower from Bulgaria.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:25 | 2672121 breakin'wind
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hey - don't knock it till you try it bro..... strong girls those hammer throwers 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:51 | 2671968 ZeroAvatar
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And Yahoo market quotes are 'mysteriously' missing all of a sudden.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:57 | 2671993 Snakeeyes
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Italy and Spain sovs spike, IBEX drops 4.5%. 

Super Mario becomes Dr Evil.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:02 | 2672018 NEOSERF
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BTFD bitchez...doesn't really matter, both Spain and Italy can function with any duration bond yield greater than 1% at this point and even if the markets did give them this free money, would they use the time to fix their non-competitive model.  You can't be the furniture and leather manufacturer to the world and charge 2-5x more than Asian manufacturers...the world has been global for 15 years now and southern Europe is a net loser with their high costs as is the US with cost of living vs. the BRICs...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:14 | 2672073 warezdog
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Who are the idiot fools buying the dow dip? It must be HFT making the dead cat bounce, surely anyone with a drop of rational wouldn't be buying this dip.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:22 | 2672106 breakin'wind
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Good to see those power buddies learned their lessons well. SO, Can anyone help me get a foot on the jawboning ladder? Gaming economies, playing NO RULES ALL IN BLINK with other peeps hardearned, that just has to be the way to go. AND that fat pension waiting when I burn out after a year or less - and the security men to protect me against any malevolents who dont geddit whoa - can't wait. Gotta go now - think I saw someone erecting a crane outside... 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:09 | 2672306 Nussi34
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We need HErman van Roupoy solving the CRISIS!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:28 | 2672400 warezdog
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Now who will be the fools that buy the second dead cat bounce? I swear unless this volume is all HFT there are some serious stupid sheeple out there today.

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