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Market Snapshot: Dow Jones Soars 400 Points On European Rescue Plan #42

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Tue, 10/04/2011 - 16:50 | 1738926 Ruffcut
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Glad, I'm out for at least a few days. Sold at peak vix on options. I've seen this shit before.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me again, I AIN'T GONNA BE FOOLED AGAIN, BITCHES.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:14 | 1739018 tekhneek
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I thought you were going to go bushly on me for a second, but you pulled it out with a nice bitches at the end there.

Congrats on your VIX exit.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 19:18 | 1739477 LetThemEatRand
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Bush said "bitches" after every sentence he spoke.  But he said it silently to himself.  

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 16:50 | 1738927 pazmaker
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This is getting beyond any comprehension... total madness.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 20:31 | 1739664 slewie the pi-rat
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nah. tyler called this weeks ago~~~the volatility and called:  "buy cheap straddles"!  which i, as an  old [but no longer] options guy figure = buy calls when the market is sold down, buy puts when rallies start getting pooped

pretty aresome, really;  fade the bullies;  these are nice swings for this,  and spreading & hedging is permitted 

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 16:52 | 1738932 Godisanhftbot
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 You know what.

 This choreographed nonsense fails to impress me at this point.

 

 It's a giant  Wheel Of Fortune being spun by an old hag in a sequined dress.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:29 | 1739067 NotApplicable
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Madonna?

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:32 | 1739086 Spastica Rex
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Susan Sarandon.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:44 | 1739150 Joeman34
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Hillary Clinton [now try to get that image out of your head]

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 18:04 | 1739243 NotApplicable
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But they're purple sequins! That makes all of the difference.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_led5794IJa1qag36no1_400.jpg

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 19:45 | 1739543 Axenolith
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Holy crap, does she have an appointment to conquor a make believe kingdom after that get together?!?!

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 21:48 | 1739826 slewie the pi-rat
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i'll just take tina turner on the Big Wheel

& purple sequinz, BiCheZ!

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 16:53 | 1738936 Dre4dwolf
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and when the rescue plan fails as its designed to, the market will fall 800 points.

 

Nothing to see here, same old same old.... haven't we been down this road about 6 or 7 times already?

 

 

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 16:53 | 1738938 mynhair
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Too violent by half was that 'rally'.  Hope the hedgies took advantage.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 16:54 | 1738941 D.O.D.
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one more bounce, suck in the last of the bulls who haven't lost enough money... come to papa... Meat's back on the menu BOIZ!

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:00 | 1738968 mynhair
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One more bounce works for me; still have some dead money to unload (GOV).

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 16:55 | 1738946 vast-dom
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SHEER FUCKING IDIOCY!

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 16:57 | 1738955 ptoemmes
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And the CNBC WEBsite market recap headline is...Stocks Rebound Sharply on EU Bank Aid Plan

 

Plan, did they say PLAN!   There's no stinking plan (or badges - best I could find)....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGcVhoHdRFo

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:42 | 1739140 NotApplicable
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There's a plan, all right. Dueling press releases.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 16:58 | 1738959 Belarus
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BTW, I just have to ask this rhetorical question since no one else has: WHY DOESN'T GOLD EVER GET THE PARABOLIC MARKET ALGO-DRIVEN RAMP?

If this market rally was real, Gold would have soared. Let's see, Europe is going to recap their banks with money they don't have by taking on board toxic assets on balance sheets that are toxic themselves on the heels of European taxpayers that are in a depression.....

You get the point. It all makes sense. Right?

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:07 | 1738991 theotheri
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Gold will not soar.   It is a barbaric relic that has no value beyond jewlery. Get used to its downward drop back to its industrial value.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:14 | 1739020 Motley Fool
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Please short it. Go all in. Please.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:16 | 1739027 fuu
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Hahaha.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:10 | 1739000 walküre
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Silver bounced quickly. Gold is lagging but could potentially go back to $1700 ish end of the week. How come it hit $1679 overnight last night?

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:35 | 1739101 tekhneek
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'tis tradition.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 18:55 | 1739407 disabledvet
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Right up there with "how can gold be worth more than platinum" I imagine.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:00 | 1738967 BadKiTTy
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
F'ing ha!
Those who understand need no explanation
For those who don't....... No explanation can be given

We are all saved I tell you .......SAVED! /sarc

All I can to is laugh

K@

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:01 | 1738972 mynhair
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Hope coughing up that hairball didn't hurt, sounded painful.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:32 | 1739081 BadKiTTy
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Kool!! Thanks for making me laugh! :)

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:04 | 1738981 walküre
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What was the buying volume in the last 30 minutes?

Selling pressure remained higher. Markets were oversold, bounce was due.

World is not ending today, DEXIA is not Lehman. DEXIA didn't go tits up. Lehman could have been saved in 2008 (which many experts suggested at the time) and markets would not have tanked the way they did in 2008 and 2009.

Next few days will tell what is going on. MS up 12% because MS is not gonna go bust on the Greek derivative trade?

So many possibilities, so little time to discuss it all. Just remember who is controlling the "market" and that the "market" is absolutely no reflection of the real economy.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:32 | 1739087 NotApplicable
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Now, why would something be saved, when it was murdered for a reason? As for the next few days giving a tell, well, they will be every bit as fictional as the last few, so other than the next storyline emerging (with a few double/triple/quadruple head fakes), I wouldn't put much faith in them.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 18:07 | 1739257 SilverDOG
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DEXIA is a  MSM distraction. Away from BoA being Lehman. 

Synthetic Derivatives Bitchez!

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 18:59 | 1739418 disabledvet
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QE Europe. That would be for the entire Continent--except for those "little countries" of course. Hehehehehe. "Little Countries"...do they come any other way?

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:08 | 1738994 buzzsaw99
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the move seemed mechanized, coordinated, yes, almost not human at all.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:10 | 1739001 Atlantis Consigliore
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HFT hft hft hft, HFT,  ppt ppt ppt ppt, 

 

crack that whip...  LIMIT UP LIMIT DOWN round and round

sob sob sob sob,  mkts open and fair and orderly,  

 

rule 442, 332, 112,  plunge protect 45 min soar, 

 

ha ha ha hahh,  shish boom bah.

 

investors sell 70 B  hide out,    no fairth in the PONXI mkts....lol

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:11 | 1739005 CvlDobd
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What about this STL bank of america thing? That has my interest. How valid is the youtube video and random articles?

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:12 | 1739007 heatbarrier
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Hate to be a pinhead, Tyler, but I think it's plan #41.  

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:34 | 1739097 NotApplicable
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Oh, you people and your zero-based indexes!

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:14 | 1739019 dcb
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like the post, but zh can be a bit schizophrenic. complain about the algo momo chasers not trading on data, then say the jump is from the euro rescue rumor. nonsense. it's because if you do the charts on a weekly we were due for a rally.

also please use the hourly macd indicator as to where the short squeeze is going to happen or end. rather good with the wilders rsi

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:14 | 1739021 Mr.Sono
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looks like everything will be ok. tiss tiss

I just got more silver bitches, let them roll in those paper stocks and money. let them have more and more paper. We all know there is plenty of trees.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:27 | 1739023 Mohan
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Tyler,

I consider myself a seasoned investor who always questioned the official lines (read spin). For more than 15 years, I participated on many blogs/bulletin boards. I learned a lot from them. But it is nothing like what I learned from ZH. I've been reading ZH for 2 years. I cannot express in words how much your site has helped me in trading better or gaining wisdom. I believe that Zh is a site that the establishment wishes that goes away.

I have one thing to say to you: Thank you for your selfless service!

Mohan

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:16 | 1739026 pacdm
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Should the SEC look into this shit or is it just the new normal bullshit market , if this is the new normal then i hope the mother fu.....

do not get any bailout when the sky falls down

 

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:20 | 1739036 walküre
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The SEC is their firewall to protect the ponzi and the fraud. SEC will only interfere when they have a vested interest in pursuing something.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 18:12 | 1739270 Grinder74
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Or when the midget looks really good in that leather outfit.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:18 | 1739028 the grateful un...
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this smells like a typical liquidity injection. everything goes up, including crude oil, (the all in one market is back). no point in parsing sectors, it was "all in" this PM, and in last half hour, which is when orders for tomorrows double and triple leveraged index ETFs have to be placed. now you and I know that having information like that ahead of time in no way implies that someone would share it, or steal it and therefore frontrun tomorrows moves, today??

and to make it all smell a bit worse, the FOMC cheat (chief) spoke earlier, and may have decided to light up the APPLAUSE sign. his gangster boss is in danger of losing the racket, and so there is great pressure to produce a bottom in this market, and get the whores and pimps working, so they can "tax" their efforts.

sigh, a cop costs a lot more now than it did in Al Capones day, about 4.6 million to be exact. all this inspires confidence, doesn't it. by the way there's a great new article over at Agora Finanicial on the cost of the SECRET government, a brief sketch of how it has grown, and a few stock picks for those who want to get rich on the new security state, for subscribers of course. I would provide a link, but the Feds watch those things.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:18 | 1739031 Lord Welligton
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Trichet raises the worst of all prospects and ZH has not one headline?

http://news.yahoo.com/trichet-sees-markets-worst-crisis-since-wwii-08412...

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:22 | 1739041 Motley Fool
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9th August? I suspect this has been covered a bit earlier than today.

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:37 | 1739116 NotApplicable
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Next up, Waterloo highlights. ;-)

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 19:12 | 1739459 andybev01
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I've been hearing a lot about the tulip market.

what's up with that?

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:23 | 1739046 Big Ben
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180B euros is a lot of money for just one bank. GDP of France+Belgium is less than 20% of US GDP. So scaling this up by 5 times 1.32 $/euro, means this would be equivalent to a $1.2T bailout if done by the US. For just one bank. And France has its own problem banks.

This looks like a desperate move by France to try to forestall a run on its own banks. And even if France is willing and able to bail out its own banks, who is going to bail out southern Europe?

Germany is the key. The pressure on Germany to "step up and do the wrong thing" will increase greatly. Will they cave?

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