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Market Soars Following Latest "China Bails Out Europe" Rumor: Expected Rumor Half Life - 15 Minutes

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Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:49 | 1660522 Cdad
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Banker desperation, bitchez!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:55 | 1660588 TruthInSunshine
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It's insanely funny; the whacky rumors floated by the hour to try and allow those trapped long a better exit point.

At this time, human rumor spreading is actually screwing with the algo-bots.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:05 | 1660658 spiral_eyes
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I know pork bellies have spiked this year, but that's still no reason for China to buy up all the PIGs...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:05 | 1660662 Cdad
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Sell the rerack BTFR reramp...or something like that.  Or buy Floating on Air if you are a P. Costa fan.

Of course, the BlowHorn [CNBC] is milking the rumor for all it [isn't] worth.  Cue Bill "I should have stayed on leave" Giffith and Maria "I have the sexiest hair on Earth" Bartiromo.

 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:08 | 1660675 TruthInSunshine
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Nice!!! LMAO!!! Good job, regulators!

Ponzi-Fried markets, bitchez!!!!!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:13 | 1660721 DefiantSurf
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WTF? So where did the BS come from? Or is it reverse BS?

"We did not just say Bernanke was bailing out BAC"

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:16 | 1660739 TruthInSunshine
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Tomorrow, Myanmar (formerly Burma) tenders full buyout of BAC at 60% existing share premium.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:00 | 1661039 CClarity
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China announces QE4, bypassing Bernanke to cue up the US equity markets!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:25 | 1660797 SheepDog-One
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CNBC needs one of those flashy-things from Men in Black....'you heard no rumor from us, these are not the rumors youre looking for'...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:31 | 1661441 caerus
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we didn't not say they were buying bonds

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:24 | 1660791 SheepDog-One
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Apparently markets were floating on a bit higher air there for a minute based upon another insane rumor....hmmm must be time to pull out QE4 rumors!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:35 | 1660884 Cdad
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Super double secret rumor-nonrumor-non cure headfake, selloff, rally, selloff, reramp.....

There, price stability!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:35 | 1660885 Irish66
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"HOPE"

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:06 | 1660671 molecool
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How do we get this on ZeroHedge?

Did Tomo Rape The Market - Part Deux

http://evilspeculator.com/?p=23851

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:53 | 1661309 RockyRacoon
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You just did.   I read it.  A fine piece of reporting.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 21:16 | 1662089 Hephasteus
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That last blue line looks like it's got some reach on it. Must be a baller.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:50 | 1660527 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Sell the peak!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:53 | 1660571 Not A Pundit
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STFP!!!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:05 | 1660655 Black Forest
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And BTFD a few minutes before the 5th Chinese bailout.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:12 | 1660719 Fips_OnTheSpot
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what's "BTDF"?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:18 | 1660757 DefiantSurf
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Buy the Fuckin Dip

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:25 | 1660800 X.inf.capt
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silver almost below 40, another two bucks down and im backin' up the truck.

WAIT FOR IT...

pre-65 dimes

WAIT FOR IT...

this is looking almost as good as a redheaded girl.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:30 | 1660836 Sudden Debt
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In Euroland, Silver is still higher than last week :)

 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:28 | 1660823 Sudden Debt
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AND NOW ROLL OVER YOUR DEBT!

 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:35 | 1660877 Fips_OnTheSpot
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ANROYD - will this make it to Websters as a new verb - any time soon? ;-)

Paid back any debts as of today, just in case for more rumors  EUR will be replaced in Germany </FT>

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:37 | 1660891 Lord Welligton
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as the question was "What's BTDF" I think the correct answer is ......

Buy The Dipping Fuck.

 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:43 | 1661490 citta vritti
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winner of the Kim @Kantor Kontest

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:26 | 1660806 tmosley
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Buy the dip, fuckface.

;)

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:29 | 1660831 DefiantSurf
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I stand corrected :)

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:48 | 1660955 Dumpster Fire
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Buy the Dicking Fuck.

 

 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:05 | 1661078 GeneMarchbanks
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"BTDF" = Buy the Dow Fast

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:50 | 1660529 DefiantSurf
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and cue the daily melt up on hopium

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:31 | 1660845 DefiantSurf
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which one of you bitchez junked my hopium? Seen the dow lately?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:06 | 1661081 EvlTheCat
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I junked you because you bitched about getting a bitchez junk ! ;)

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:57 | 1661317 EvlTheCat
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-53 is the record.  Keep it up!!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:37 | 1661252 Citxmech
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JFC - why don't they just draw the chart they want for the day and hand it out at the opening bell.  Total f'n ramp job.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:50 | 1660531 Zonker
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That just proves how much conviction the Bears have about the facts - NONE!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:52 | 1660556 Tyler Durden
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Change "facts" with "central planner's desire to sacrifice their middle class" and you are 100% correct.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:46 | 1660947 narapoiddyslexia
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OT, but any theories about why gold spot and the DOW seem correlated?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:56 | 1660596 DaveyJones
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Screaming Yellow Zonkers

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:18 | 1660763 Hobbleknee
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that brings back memories

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:58 | 1660614 ZippyDooDah
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Put some money on those "facts" of yours...and if you go long I will LMAO.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:12 | 1660712 Piranhanoia
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Which Bears?  The silver bears?  Yogi?  Smokey?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:12 | 1660717 Troublehoff
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This is all inflationary:

The misallocation of capital that is now required just to sustain this system means that future (real) growth prospects become a more and more distant prospect. This is creating a vicious cycle which, assuming we wont take our deflationary medicine, job losses and bankruptcies, will lead to horrific inflation. 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:17 | 1660754 JPM Hater001
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Please stop this.  Missallocation can only be fixed with misallocation.  Two wrongs do make a right.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:28 | 1660818 tmosley
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And three rights make a left, which is why I always keep six hookers in the car.  Much more fun than just turning the wheel.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:31 | 1660848 DaveyJones
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it's pretty clear they've chose this strategy and are sticking with it. Combine that with a profound growth collapse from Peak Oil and you have one ugly chapter. 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:40 | 1660909 Lord Welligton
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I can sell you some Greek 1 Year debt.

I'll give you a 20% discount.

I need the cash because I want to put my money into Bank of America.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:50 | 1660532 dwdollar
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Fourth time the charm?  As if China bailing out the Western world is bullish...  LOL...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:51 | 1660538 Corn1945
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It is scary how similar this is to 2008. Bank CEOs on CNBC. Bullshit bailout rumors flying around. Variations of "we're well capitalized".

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