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Market Soars Following Latest "China Bails Out Europe" Rumor: Expected Rumor Half Life - 15 Minutes

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Update 2: Yes, the FT story that cites unidentified Italian officials, does exist. Link is here

Update: "Further negotiations are likely to take place soon, FT says, citing unidentified Italian officials". Ok seriously, enough with this bullshit, please.

How many times can the idiotic market keep falling for the same old rumor over and over and over again? Yes, for those wondering what caused this epic surge in stocks on massive volume look no further than the following FT headline which is precisely the same as what we have seen every single other "Chinese white knight" time, namely that Italy is in talks with China Investment to buy bonds, assets (it also makes it perfectly clear who the real "IMF" is). That said, this is at least the 4th time that China has "bailed out" Europe in 2011. We give this latest rumor a 15 minute half life.

Idiot robot and momo chaser update, 14 minutes later:


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Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:49 | 1660522 Cdad
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Banker desperation, bitchez!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:55 | 1660588 TruthInSunshine
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It's insanely funny; the whacky rumors floated by the hour to try and allow those trapped long a better exit point.

At this time, human rumor spreading is actually screwing with the algo-bots.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:05 | 1660658 spiral_eyes
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I know pork bellies have spiked this year, but that's still no reason for China to buy up all the PIGs...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:05 | 1660662 Cdad
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Sell the rerack BTFR reramp...or something like that.  Or buy Floating on Air if you are a P. Costa fan.

Of course, the BlowHorn [CNBC] is milking the rumor for all it [isn't] worth.  Cue Bill "I should have stayed on leave" Giffith and Maria "I have the sexiest hair on Earth" Bartiromo.


Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:08 | 1660675 TruthInSunshine
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Nice!!! LMAO!!! Good job, regulators!

Ponzi-Fried markets, bitchez!!!!!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:13 | 1660721 DefiantSurf
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WTF? So where did the BS come from? Or is it reverse BS?

"We did not just say Bernanke was bailing out BAC"

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:16 | 1660739 TruthInSunshine
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Tomorrow, Myanmar (formerly Burma) tenders full buyout of BAC at 60% existing share premium.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:00 | 1661039 CClarity
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China announces QE4, bypassing Bernanke to cue up the US equity markets!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:25 | 1660797 SheepDog-One
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CNBC needs one of those flashy-things from Men in Black....'you heard no rumor from us, these are not the rumors youre looking for'...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:31 | 1661441 caerus
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we didn't not say they were buying bonds

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:24 | 1660791 SheepDog-One
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Apparently markets were floating on a bit higher air there for a minute based upon another insane rumor....hmmm must be time to pull out QE4 rumors!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:35 | 1660884 Cdad
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Super double secret rumor-nonrumor-non cure headfake, selloff, rally, selloff, reramp.....

There, price stability!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:35 | 1660885 Irish66
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Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:06 | 1660671 molecool
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How do we get this on ZeroHedge?

Did Tomo Rape The Market - Part Deux

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:53 | 1661309 RockyRacoon
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You just did.   I read it.  A fine piece of reporting.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 21:16 | 1662089 Hephasteus
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That last blue line looks like it's got some reach on it. Must be a baller.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:50 | 1660527 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Sell the peak!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:53 | 1660571 Not A Pundit
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Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:05 | 1660655 Black Forest
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And BTFD a few minutes before the 5th Chinese bailout.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:12 | 1660719 Fips_OnTheSpot
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what's "BTDF"?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:18 | 1660757 DefiantSurf
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Buy the Fuckin Dip

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:25 | 1660800 X.inf.capt
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silver almost below 40, another two bucks down and im backin' up the truck.


pre-65 dimes


this is looking almost as good as a redheaded girl.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:30 | 1660836 Sudden Debt
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In Euroland, Silver is still higher than last week :)


Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:28 | 1660823 Sudden Debt
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Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:35 | 1660877 Fips_OnTheSpot
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ANROYD - will this make it to Websters as a new verb - any time soon? ;-)

Paid back any debts as of today, just in case for more rumors  EUR will be replaced in Germany </FT>

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:37 | 1660891 Lord Welligton
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as the question was "What's BTDF" I think the correct answer is ......

Buy The Dipping Fuck.


Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:43 | 1661490 citta vritti
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winner of the Kim @Kantor Kontest

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:26 | 1660806 tmosley
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Buy the dip, fuckface.


Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:29 | 1660831 DefiantSurf
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I stand corrected :)

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:48 | 1660955 Dumpster Fire
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Buy the Dicking Fuck.



Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:05 | 1661078 GeneMarchbanks
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"BTDF" = Buy the Dow Fast

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:50 | 1660529 DefiantSurf
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and cue the daily melt up on hopium

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:31 | 1660845 DefiantSurf
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which one of you bitchez junked my hopium? Seen the dow lately?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:06 | 1661081 EvlTheCat
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I junked you because you bitched about getting a bitchez junk ! ;)

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:57 | 1661317 EvlTheCat
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-53 is the record.  Keep it up!!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:37 | 1661252 Citxmech
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JFC - why don't they just draw the chart they want for the day and hand it out at the opening bell.  Total f'n ramp job.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:50 | 1660531 Zonker
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That just proves how much conviction the Bears have about the facts - NONE!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:52 | 1660556 Tyler Durden
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Change "facts" with "central planner's desire to sacrifice their middle class" and you are 100% correct.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:46 | 1660947 narapoiddyslexia
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OT, but any theories about why gold spot and the DOW seem correlated?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:56 | 1660596 DaveyJones
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Screaming Yellow Zonkers

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:18 | 1660763 Hobbleknee
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that brings back memories

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:58 | 1660614 ZippyDooDah
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Put some money on those "facts" of yours...and if you go long I will LMAO.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:12 | 1660712 Piranhanoia
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Which Bears?  The silver bears?  Yogi?  Smokey?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:12 | 1660717 Troublehoff
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This is all inflationary:

The misallocation of capital that is now required just to sustain this system means that future (real) growth prospects become a more and more distant prospect. This is creating a vicious cycle which, assuming we wont take our deflationary medicine, job losses and bankruptcies, will lead to horrific inflation. 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:17 | 1660754 JPM Hater001
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Please stop this.  Missallocation can only be fixed with misallocation.  Two wrongs do make a right.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:28 | 1660818 tmosley
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And three rights make a left, which is why I always keep six hookers in the car.  Much more fun than just turning the wheel.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:31 | 1660848 DaveyJones
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it's pretty clear they've chose this strategy and are sticking with it. Combine that with a profound growth collapse from Peak Oil and you have one ugly chapter. 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:40 | 1660909 Lord Welligton
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I can sell you some Greek 1 Year debt.

I'll give you a 20% discount.

I need the cash because I want to put my money into Bank of America.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:50 | 1660532 dwdollar
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Fourth time the charm?  As if China bailing out the Western world is bullish...  LOL...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:51 | 1660538 Corn1945
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It is scary how similar this is to 2008. Bank CEOs on CNBC. Bullshit bailout rumors flying around. Variations of "we're well capitalized".

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:53 | 1660992 TruthInSunshine
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We just need Cramer to come on and tell his 22 viewers that the PIIGS+France+UK are well capitalized and "fine."

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:48 | 1661507 citta vritti
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per Donald Sutherland in the Italian Job (with Fight Club fav Edward Norton as the bad guy), "fine" = (iirc) Fucked up, Insecure, Nervous and Emotional.

pretty well describes it.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:51 | 1660542 caerus
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no way this lasts

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:54 | 1660572 ZeroPower
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Credit didtn move - Main stayed at wides, along with Xover (slightyl tighter b/o) so yes, not lasting at all.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:59 | 1660622 WonderDawg
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Correct, my brotha from anotha motha, the ramp already died LOL.


Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:42 | 1660920 WonderDawg
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But, now we have the daily 3:30 ramp. Shorts taking profits?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:55 | 1661002 caerus
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maybe...vapor volume...i don't see how we can't have a big break this week

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:51 | 1660546 Ancona
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Yeah, that afternoon, 100 pt., half hour levitation of the Dow on no news and zero volume just flipped back over too.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:52 | 1660553 ivars
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This February 6th forecast graph of DJIA was not so bad as well:

As was the current gold bubble forecast graph made on May 4th:

It of course includes all manipulations by central banks , governments, banks, Gadaffi etc etc etc

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 21:18 | 1662095 Hephasteus
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So you're saying you are still drawing random lines off the sides of charts that don't even come CLOSE to what happens.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:53 | 1660563 Let them eat iPads
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China will struggle just to bail out China.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:45 | 1660939 Lord Welligton
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Well that's just silly right there.

all they have to do is create 5,000,000 jobs a year and they'll be just fine.



Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:53 | 1660564 mac768
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... and the sheeple follow stupidly the lemmings into the abyss

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:53 | 1660570 Market Efficien...
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15 mins is pretty optimistic...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:54 | 1660573 DaveyJones
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China buys the Vatican

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:54 | 1660578 reload
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China is asking for a price on the Italian Gold reserve. 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:57 | 1660601 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Is there any left in IT? Maybe they want some Ravioli, too.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:03 | 1660646 Translational Lift
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The Chinese are still pissed that the It. stole their spaghetti!!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:19 | 1660769 I did it by Occident
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They do have a long historical memory, those Chinese. 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:59 | 1661325 Rodent Freikorps
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You know how the Mongols defeated the Great Wall?

They bribed some gate guards.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:57 | 1660600 SeverinSlade
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Except THIS time central banks, private investors, and entire countries are buying gold (and silver)...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:57 | 1660602 TruthInSunshine
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***Breaking News***

North Korea pledges full support for European Union; Global Markets Soar.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:04 | 1660652 Translational Lift
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Kim pulls out his wallet and says We gotcha covered!!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:06 | 1660666 caerus
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Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:10 | 1660705 Arrowhead
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Two Oclock beer just shot out of my nose!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:50 | 1661519 citta vritti
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better than a cleansing breath

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:18 | 1660760 DaveyJones
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very nice

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:57 | 1660604 pschwammerl
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I thought it was Kim. Well, let the Chinese have it, if they can afford it.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:08 | 1660685 accumbens
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Greece Govt Bond 1Year Yield (GGGB1YR:IND)

117.211 +19.6%

Greece Govt Bond 10 Year Acting as Benchmark (GGGB10YR:IND)

23.54 +14.5%

Chinese are far for being able to bail out all the eurozone

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:14 | 1660728 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Watch out the peak today was 139 on 1yr


Lend one, get two!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:58 | 1660606 Racer
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Market at critical point and the only ammo they have left is fake rumours

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:59 | 1660617 hambone
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But why would FT write something if it weren't true?  Poor confuzzled little sheep. 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:01 | 1660635 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Must be true - read it on the interwebz!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:59 | 1660620 randocalrissian
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That half life was at LEAST 17 or 18 minutes.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 14:59 | 1660621 Piranhanoia
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10 minutes,  back to -160

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:01 | 1660627 kahunabear
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This means one thing. Italy is in worse shape than most thought if the chinese vultures are scooping up claims on assets.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:01 | 1660628 kahunabear
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Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:00 | 1660629 DefiantSurf
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Quick bring out the QE3 carrot again, this one's loosing steam!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:09 | 1660690 sleepingbeauty
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QE3 carrot non-functional, bring out the QE-4 carrot.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:19 | 1660765 Troublehoff
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If QE is the market motivational Carrot, what is the stick?

Low interest rates?

Crazy fiscal policy?




Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:36 | 1660872 DaveyJones
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artificially low interest rates are a carrot on a whip

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:52 | 1660989 Hephasteus
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Fantastic joke.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:34 | 1660873 DefiantSurf
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the stick is what the carrot is hanging from in front of the jackass(s)

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:00 | 1660630 f16hoser
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China has had negative manufacturing output for two months in a row. Anyone think they can legitamately keep propping-up the West and Europe? This will end really, really badly. I heard the Germans are building Panzers again......

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:05 | 1660663 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Yeah, the Saudis bought so many we ran out of some tanks. No way to get to Paris w/o 'em. </sarc>

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:16 | 1660744 NotApplicable
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Negative? So, stuff disappeared? Wierd.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:22 | 1660787 prains
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Except this time they come with depleted Ukrainian shells

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:01 | 1660637 Peter K
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He he he. Gets the suckers every time ;)

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:01 | 1660639 SheepDog-One
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Now daily carrot and sticks in front of markets 'someone bailed out someone' and 'there was a QE3 rumor heard'....idiotic.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:23 | 1660781 DaveyJones
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idiotic or orwellian. Is there a market anymore?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:30 | 1660839 TradingJoe
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Hah who ever bought in here will be tostitos by tomorrow :)))!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:03 | 1660645 JohnG
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Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:05 | 1660656 baseball13
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From The National Inquirer:

"Global Financial Meltdown Averted - Aliens in Gold Spaceship buy all the Toxic Assets in the World"

10 years Later:

"Alien Overlords back for More Human Harvesting..."

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:06 | 1660673 Everybodys All ...
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China and Italy have alot in common ... Mussolini and Mao go way back.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:08 | 1660682 Flakmeister
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Anyone remember Charlie Gasbag-orino with his "rumors" while the market was in free-fall back in '08?...

Maybe now the CNBC folks have some vestige of integrity....  naw....but it was a nice thought.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:18 | 1660762 TruthInSunshine
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Charlie 'Imma Gonna Break-A Your Face' Gasbagrino is the Main Mook of C(lown)NBC.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:25 | 1660803 Flakmeister
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Didn't he resurface at Fox? Maybe Chuckles can team up with Geraldo to give us a 1-2 punch of investigative financial journalism.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:22 | 1661186 EvlTheCat
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....or maybe they can go find Al Capone's vaults again.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:19 | 1660768 vote_libertaria...
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As I read your comment I look up and CNBC is reporting "China is in talks with Italy...."

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:24 | 1660792 Flakmeister
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Like I said... it was a nice thought.

I do notice that Fox Business is never mentioned here....

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:27 | 1660805 DefiantSurf
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ya funny, they are quoting bloomberg quoting FT who says they didn't run anything, and there is no story on Bloomberg either...

just proves that CNBC can't find their own ass with both hands

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:08 | 1660687 NOTaREALmerican
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Re: How many times can the idiotic market keep falling for the same old rumor over and over and over again?


Last I checked "the markets" were (mostly carbon-based) people.   So....


How many times are people going to believe this:

"Do you love me?"   "Was I good?" 

The world runs on duplicity and self-delusion.   The scam will run until...  it doesn't.  

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:09 | 1661102 NumberNone
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Actually the markets have become algo machines trying to get nano-second jumps on each other by instantly dissecting and interpreting these sort of press releases.   Thus the wild gyrations and half-life predictions of how long the rumor will be effective.  Human's might actually take a moment to review and call bullshit. 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:09 | 1660689 LookingWithAmazement
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China will bailout Europe. This time really, cause they have interest in it and tons of dollars too. Gold and silver are down, stocks not crashed. No Armageddon apparently. I look forward, passing by this sleepy Fall. Merry Christmas. Boring world we live in.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:28 | 1660817 TruthInSunshine
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I was going to provide a substantive rebuttal to your drivel, but have decided you're not worthy, so I leave you with:


O RLY????

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:34 | 1660869 LookingWithAmazement
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Yes, RLY. Believe me, Armageddons are a thing of the past. China and Italy are having talks. End of the Drama in sight. Merry Christmas and first a good weekend.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:36 | 1660888 TruthInSunshine
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You should be buying all the Italian bonds you can, two-fisted leverage style.

Run along and BTFD.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:50 | 1660971 falak pema
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maybe he hopes to be invited to the bunga bunga party that they will thro the chinese in Sardinia. He is soooo bored; it will do him good over xmas.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:51 | 1660980 nyse
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Armageddons are so 1999...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:52 | 1660991 tmosley
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Wow, this idiot just repeats any kind of shit that he hears so long as it confirms his bias.

Keep smoking that hopium.  I'm sure one day you'll be a movie star.  After all, initiative always comes to those who wait.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:09 | 1660695 GCT
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I am not a professional investor and it amazes me watching the markets.  Reading this site has taught me alot.  But watching the see saw on the stock market today and the swings based on rumors actually scares me.  This is crazy, whatever happened to rational moves based on sound fundamentals. 

I may not do this for a job but I can crunch numbers and read fricking charts and I do have a good friend that is an investment person and even he says this is all nuts.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:35 | 1661246 Panafrican Funk...
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I've been doing pretty well just doing ATM/NTM covered calls on stocks and ETF's that trade weekly, I generally only trade stuff with market caps over $10 bln.  Fuck having conviction on anything.  

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:10 | 1660699 Waterfallsparkles
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Huge options bought.  Maybe before the story.  Someone made a ton of money.

Now, you have those that bought into the pump Selling into the Dump.

I would bet that they market goes lower that it was before the Rumor as those who bought into the HOPE will Sell into the Sell off when they realize it is just a rumor to get the market up.

Also, interesting that the S&P was below the 1,140 level which is a key level that would mean the Market was going to go lower.

Lots of stocks trading right at their 50 day moving average.  Trying to hold them above that level.  If it breaks the Market will go down.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:34 | 1660871 SheepDog-One
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FT should be shut down and prosecuted....this type of blatant gangsterism wouldnt even have been allowed in the USSR.

But it makes me say 'someone made a ton on this'...really who took money from who? Someone was dumb enough to buy the top of the rumor big time and someone else was there to sell it? 

So who are all these ultra rich morons who keep getting fleeced daily?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:56 | 1661009 nyse
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The (pseudo-)rich morons who keep getting fleeced are the soon-to-be-non-existent bourgeoisie/middle-class, me thinks.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:37 | 1660890 slewie the pi-rat
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hey, wfs!

nice comment!  you sound well

nice harvest moonrise last night, huh? 

R2K = 666.  again.

the Big Dipper?  Wild Mouse?  PPT Corkscrew?

take care sister!  see ya!


Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:10 | 1660702 walküre
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Italy has one great IR department. LOL. Nice pump followed by another dump.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:11 | 1660710 sabra1
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best move would be for china to buy haiti, move countless operations there, people more than happy to work, and best of all, breathe down the US necks!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:14 | 1660730 Waterfallsparkles
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What is amazing is that just when the Market is breaking down they do a massive short squeeze.  Just like last Monday. Like there really are enough shorts to bail out all of the Institutions and Banks from their Millions of shares.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:16 | 1660736 reader2010
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This entire European thing has been artifically engineered to entice China to fall into the traps set up by the Anglo-Saxon banking cartel. If ChiComs fails to play their assigned role, we can reasonably expect that the regime change in Beijing is the next thing to take place. However, what if ChiComs only play half of the role assigned? 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:15 | 1660737 YesWeKahn
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nice headline Tyler. Just in case people don't know, the entire china was at sleep when the rumor came out.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:20 | 1660766 SheepDog-One
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Except for that 1 guy at the 'Dept of Bailout Rumors' in China.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:22 | 1661404 Rodent Freikorps
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I wonder if that would be the Chinese version of, "Hey, y'all, watch this!"

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:16 | 1660743 Stormtower
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Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:17 | 1660748 TradingJoe
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"Me Like" just used "the ramp" to roll some options into Oct Exp Yummmyyyyy:)))) and took some profits right there eh!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:20 | 1660771 plocequ1
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I love those Chineese. They make a fine Macbook pro. I love MBPs  so much, I own two. Ayyy mates , Shes a fine machine. A fine machine

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:20 | 1660772 mvsjcl
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Market is mark-it. It's a number they come up with to end the day with. Could be up, could be down. Mark-it. The only sure thing is that they'll reach it. And you'll never know why. 'Cause you ain't in the club. (Thanks, George).

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:20 | 1660774 ian807
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The internet is now an amplifier of idiocy. Research has been replaced with rumor. The wisdom of crowds has been replaced with the buffoonery of crowds. A naive collection of children, believing anything, knowing nothing.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:25 | 1660802 TruthInSunshine
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And on that note, Warren Buffett was struck with the urge to buy a couple billion shares of some morbidly toxic banking ticker symbol after farting bubbles in the tub.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:20 | 1660776 Hansel
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FT needs to be prosecuted for spreading this rumor.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:29 | 1660827 SheepDog-One
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Exactly! And they have the balls to say places like ZH 'start rumors'? No...places like ZH point out these rumor mongering assholes who should be prosecuted!

FT now runs a headline 'You Did Not See Us Post a Bailout Rumor'....insane.

Actually I wonder how much FT got paid to run that.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:22 | 1660788 Belarus
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the computers are sure working hard today from market open to close to keep this thing from crashing...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:30 | 1660841 SheepDog-One
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And why, if the Bearded Clam is about to deliver them a bunch of free trillions in a few days? Something tells me thats definitely not going to happen, and we're looking at an epic faceplant real soon.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:25 | 1660799 sbenard
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That half-life forecast was just about right!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:28 | 1660820 Waterfallsparkles
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Many are trying to unwind their Weelky Options from last week.  The Greece news is screwing them up.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:29 | 1660826 JohnG
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Uh oh, FT reposts w/"details", cue HFT levitation ENGAGE!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:30 | 1660838 RobotTrader
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Obviously thay are constanty trying to chart paint some "Nipple Bottoms" on the indexes and certain foreign currencies.

And of course, the Monster-swilling junior traders are already front-running the turn by HeatMapping the chip sector, since the semiconductors "always lead" according to Maria Bartiromo and Bob Pisani.  ALTR, INTC, SNDK have been green all day.


Things never change

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:31 | 1660843 how to trade ar...
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Did anyone see the actual FT story? All I saw was a Ransquawk headline citing the FT, then an "update" saying the FT did not run any such article, then another Ransquawk "update"/"market talk" saying the FT retracted the story, citing Weirdness

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:31 | 1660847 chancee
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CAUTION: Fake SPY price action ahead

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 15:42 | 1660918 SheepDog-One
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And this would differ from every day over the last 2 years, how?

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