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Meanwhile In Beijing: "For The Respect Of The Motherland, We Must Go To War With Japan"

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Anti-US protests sweeping across the entire Muslim world (which are continuing today), besieging, attacking and burning down US embassies, are not the only thing that the central banker policy vehicle known as "the markets" have to ignore in the coming days and weeks. Cause here comes China: "Thousands besiege Japan's embassy in Beijing over Tokyo's assertion of control over disputed islands in East China Sea." And China is not happy: "For The Respect Of The Motherland, We Must Go To War With Japan." Sure enough, where would the US be if the focal point of this escalation in militant anger - the Senkaku Islands - was not merely the latest expression of Pax Americana, and America's national interests abroad.

We already discussed the inevitable implications of the meaningless populist agitation over the contested Senkaku Islands. Here it is playing out in real time:

Protests in China are growing over Japan's assertion of control of disputed islands.


Thousands of Chinese besieged the Japanese embassy in Beijing on Saturday, hurling rocks, eggs and bottles with protests reported in other major cities over the territorial dispute in the East China Sea.


Paramilitary police with shields and batons barricaded the embassy, holding back and occasionally fighting with slogan-chanting, flag-waving protesters who at times appeared to be trying to storm the building.


"Return our islands! Japanese devils get out!" some shouted.


One of them held up a sign reading: "For the respect of the motherland, we must go to war with Japan."


The protests were not confined in Beijing. In Shanghai, streets around the Japanese consulate, in the were cordoned off on Saturday even as hundreds of police allowed a small groups of people in at a time to protest.


"The Chinese government has not done much to quell the inflamed passions of its citizens," Al Jazeera's Marga Ortigas reported from Hong Kong on Saturday.


Protesters are also calling for a widespread boycott against Japanese businesses and products.


Liu Gang, a migrant worker from the southern region of Guangxi, said: "We hate Japan. We've always hated Japan. Japan invaded China and killed a lot of Chinese. We will never forget."


Japanese media are also reporting that large anti-Japan protests were held in the Chinese cities of Xian, Changsha, Nanjing and Suzhou.


Kyodo news agency said protesters attacked a dozen Japanese restaurants in Suzhou.


Sino-Japanese ties have long been plagued by China's bitter memories of Japan's military aggression in the 1930s and 1940s and present rivalry over resources and regional clout.


Relations between the two countries, whose business and trade ties have blossomed in recent years, chilled in 2010, after Japan arrested a Chinese trawler captain whose boat collided with Japanese Coast Guard vessels near the Japanese-controlled islands of Senkaku, called Diaoyu in China.


Anti-Japanese sentiment surfaced anew in the last few weeks after the Japanese government purchased the islands from their private owners.


Though Japan has controlled the islands for decades, China saw the purchase as further proof of Tokyo's refusal to negotiate.


In response to Japan's purchase, China on Friday sent six surveillance ships into what Japan says are its territorial waters.

And that's how "escalation" always begins.

areas disputed in China, Japan, and Koreas


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Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:26 | 2798630 SGS
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:35 | 2798646 Michael
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A few 30,000 pound bunker buster bombs dropped on China's Three Gorges Dam should do it.

Touring the Three Gorges Dam

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:04 | 2798730 The Shootist
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We must fulfill our destiny as, "Team America, World Police." Because everyone loves a police state.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:20 | 2798770 Michael
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I think the USA has an obligation to only one country, Japan, because we nuked the shit out of them with two nukes we dropped on two of their cities.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:23 | 2798777 The Shootist
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I don't follow the logic. What about Germany, we fire bombed the shit out of them?  Imho, the Japs shouldn't start anything they cant finish by themselves.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:32 | 2798811 dark pools of soros
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Can we trade Israel for Japan?   They would do way more cooler things with billions of aid than just buy jets and missles

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:47 | 2798843 malikai
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When your business is export, war is bad for business.

I'll call this one a bit of sabre rattling to quell local dissent.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:28 | 2798934 Half_A_Billion_...
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They don't *have* to export.  They can unpeg from the usd and in a flash, Wall Mart's slogan goes from "Everyday low prices" to "Premium assortment of imported Chinese goods". 


And war with China?  Are people insane?  All that accomplishes is having China & Russia responding to every agression in the same strong force.  Except they won't be nuking cities (at first).  They would be nuking the slow-moving navy fleets, which are obvious military targets.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:35 | 2798948 CharlieSDT
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Sat, 09/15/2012 - 16:13 | 2799125 strongband
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So some guy with a placard has something to say and this is the headline? A little sensational...

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 16:37 | 2799171 metastar
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Are we supporting Japan, or China (as the interest on our debt to them pays for a good chunk of their military).

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 20:10 | 2799509 Lost Wages
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We'll do the same thing America always does. Support both sides of the conflict and try to create as much chaos as possible.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 23:05 | 2799820 CompassionateFascist
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Chink hatred for Nips is real and visceral. Back when I had a few, engagements...with Rhett (that's right, Rhett) Chang, one of 2 daughters of then Taiwan ex-Ambassador to UN. Once, just once, I mentioned Japan....and she vented the worst torrent of genocidal venom I have ever heard. Chinese would love to nuke Nipponese. All of them.   

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 03:27 | 2800045 bushwarcrime
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Downvoted my Bold Italic friend,

Besides your racist words and need to state your prowess in public,

The Taiwanese are about the only country in Asia who do like the Japanese.  At least now in the 21st century, where we are all presently residing.  The Koreans and the mainland Chinese are a different story.


Sun, 09/16/2012 - 12:56 | 2800686 LawsofPhysics
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My grandfather served in the Pacific theater.  The Japanese were very inhumane and ruthless.  They took no prisoners, be them military or refugee.  Saw many polaroids of the bodies of captured people that the Japanese used as live dummies for bayonet practice.  This was one of the first things they did so that their new recruits could get over the issue of killing, those who refused were executed on the spot.

America's history books have never been accurate.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:33 | 2798814 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Michael -

Is that like a pity fuck?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:37 | 2798829 Michael
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Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:05 | 2798879 OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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The A-bom was originally destined for Berlin but Adolph folded so Tojo got it

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 23:10 | 2799829 CompassionateFascist
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Absolutely correct. Jew-communist Oppenheimer wanted to massacre Germans; when he heard device would be dropped on Japs, he opposed deployment.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:24 | 2798783 jonjon831983
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Sins of our fathers kinda thing?

Man, at what point do we let go... not just us, but everybody.

Until then, history has doomed us all to repeat failures of the past.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:05 | 2798877 Seer
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The failure that's been repeated is to not formally ask for forgiveness.  I'm borrowing from the religious spectrum, but it does have merit.

The US kills and then demands payment!

Given the that US is off killing more people than anyone can possibly know, it is clear that claiming to be a "peaceful nation" ain't enough.

Japan knows that it's over for them, they're just looking to be swept under the US umbrella...  You know, consolidation of warlords...

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:31 | 2798807 Sandmann
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The Japanese have a big obligation to China then after what occurred in Nanking and Hong Kong.......

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:40 | 2798834 Michael
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Karma Fukushima is a bitch too, isn't it?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:18 | 2798908 Randall Cabot
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"Liu Gang, a migrant worker from the southern region of Guangxi, said: "We hate Japan. We've always hated Japan. Japan invaded China and killed a lot of Chinese. We will never forget.""

I guess Liu Gang forgot that jew supremacist-backed Mao killed a lot more Chinese then Japan,  60 million more!

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 17:08 | 2799246 akak
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But, but, but, Mao killed all those tens of millions for their own good!

Don't you know that in order to make an omelette, one has to break some eggs?
(and then shit on the roadside?)

Nobody ever said that Chinese blobbing-up was rational.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 02:19 | 2799991 Michael
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Every person who was involved in that episode is dead and gone.

So your point is mute.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:33 | 2798946 Harbanger
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Maybe Japan's Disarmament and Non-Proliferation Policy was not such a good idea after all.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:18 | 2799039 Id fight Gandhi
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We don't owe anyone shit. They had what was coming back then.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:43 | 2799080 thefedisscam
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You are such an idiot! When Japs have the opportunity and enough power,  the first Party they will revenge is the U.S.!  It iwas the U.S. who used TWO nuclear Bombs on them! You think this kind of crime could be forgoten by Japs?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 18:18 | 2799353 RafterManFMJ
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Did 'we' nuke the shit out of them? So 'we' owe them? Like we owe da blacks because 'we' kept them as slaves? Fuck you and your simpleminded bullshit. I don't owe them a fucking thing.  You think you do, get out your checkbook or go join the JDF.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:25 | 2798786 JohnKozac
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China better be careful. The Japanese perfected the 'Sneak Attack."


The attack on Pearl Harbor (called Hawaii Operation or Operation AIby the Japanese Imperial General Headquarters (Operation Z in planning)and the Battle of Pearl Harbor) was a surprise military strike conducted by the Imperial Japanese Navy against the United States naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, on the morning of December 7, 1941.

The attack came as a profound shock to the American people....

All eight U.S. Navy battleships were damaged, with four being sunk. Of these eight damaged, two were raised, and with four repaired, six battleships returned to service later in the war. The Japanese also sank or damaged three cruisers, three destroyers, an anti-aircraft training ship, and one minelayer. 188 U.S. aircraft were destroyed; 2,402 Americans were killed and 1,282 wounded.



Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:27 | 2798792 The Shootist
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Well, they are vewwy sneaky.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 18:09 | 2799334 Manthong
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How convenient., er.. fortunate that our three premier aircraft cariers were nowhere to be found at Pearl Harbor diring that shocking. . shocking surprise attack and that obsolete battleships were.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 18:37 | 2799384 RafterManFMJ
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Yep, and don't forget Japanese torpedo boats somehow attacked our destroyers in the Gulf of Tonkin! No hits were scored nor were any torpedo boats actually seen, but we were pretty sure it's a good reason to start a war.

And never forget how those Japs blew up the Maine.

And swarthy Japs destroyed 3 buildings with their patented Kamakazi attacks in NYC. They're so damn good they got 3 buildings with 2 planes!

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:12 | 2798897 killallthefiat
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FDR pulled out the radio operators and the Honolulu local news paper said that an attack was imminent a week before

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:14 | 2798902 Seer
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Yeah, "Sneak Attack," right!

How many times will we continue to fall for the "we didn't see it coming" BS?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:22 | 2798919 Randall Cabot
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All you need to know about Pearl Harbor is that all the aircraft carriers just happened to be somewhere else that Sunday morning.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:48 | 2798977 LULZBank
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Thats because US Navy intelligence is smart. They saw it coming without seeing it coming.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 17:00 | 2799223 Winston Churchill
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Of course they saw it coming.

The Japanese,according to Yamato's flag leftenant,were inspired by

the royal navy's surprise attack on the Italian fleet at Taranto in the spring

of 1941.That battle, in a supposedly secure harbour ,too shallow(they thought) for

torpedo's,and an early Sunday morning attack from carrier aircraft.

Pear Harbor was a carbon copy of what then ,was a very publicised victory,

Caught by surprise ?Only if you could not read a newspaper.

Left out of American history books.Wonder why ?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 17:27 | 2799284 DeadFred
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So what can we see coming that is left out of the reports today? Anyone feel free to weigh in.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 17:41 | 2799314 Winston Churchill
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Was talking of revisionism.

Today we are only spoon fed what they want,or its diluted in information

overload if they cannot keep it quiet.

Back then it was very different.Taranto was the first victory, after a string of

defeats for the Brits ,and so was telegraphed worldwide for morale purposes.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 21:43 | 2799662 mick_richfield
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Oh, I don't know...

An Israeli attack against Iran that fails spectacularly,

American Fifth Fleet drawn in hurriedly,

Two carriers sunk and one damaged by Russian anti-ship missiles?

Just guessing, you know...

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:41 | 2798969 Joe A
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But the Japanese really came for the aircraft carriers but these were -coincidentally?- sent to sea out of reach of the Japanese fleet. Although the attack may have been a shock to the American people, it did not come as a surprise. Around that time, there was a lot of talk about a attack by the Japanese. However, radar was ignored and so were warnings by allied nations which followed the Japanese fleet. Also strange was the fact that alhough there was a threat of a possible attack by the Japanese, many US sailors and soldiers were sent on leave.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 17:30 | 2799291 DeadFred
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As much as I delight in a good paranoid theory we have to remember we're dealing with actions of the military and the government. Pure incompetence cannot be ruled out.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 23:30 | 2799858 CompassionateFascist
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Drivel on all sides. At 1:35 PM GMT, 26 November 1941, a German listening station on the Dutch Coast intercepted and descrambled a transatlantic radio-telephone call between Churchill and Roosevelt. Brits had Jap Naval code partly cracked, and WC gave Roosevelt info on upcoming Japanese strike on Pearl Harbor, including targets, date, and composition of attacking force. WC then talked FDR into letting matters proceed. For document and discussion, get a copy of Gregory Douglas, GESTAPO CHIEF: THE 1948 OSS INTERROGATION OF HEINRICH MUELLER (San Jose, 1995), Vol. I, pp. 42-55, 246-54. Later that evening, Roosevelt's co-conspirator at Navy Dept., Adm. Stark, cut prelim orders to get Enterprise and Lexington carrier battle groups out of harbor via bogus air reinforcement missions to Wake and Midway. No question Roosevelt committed High Treason to back-door US into WW II though, from a certain viewpoint, he might receive a few brownie points for getting the ships that mattered most out of harm's way.  

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:42 | 2798970 r00t61
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 02:25 | 2799996 Michael
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Those who wrote the bottom line of history are usually wrong.

It should have been Crowd Sourced!

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:10 | 2798750 Matt
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I think we can all agree this should be limited to an infantry only battle, to take place exclusively on the island itself.

Finally, Iwo Jima the reality TV series can become a realized dream!

If it becomes too one-sided, it is only honorable for both sides to agree to having unarmed one-on-one single combat, one at a time, at the highest point on the island, to the death. The victor is declared when the other side runs out of volunteers.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 02:59 | 2799978 Michael
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I know why I got so many down arrows on this comment, as it should have got.

That dam is one of the coolest fucking things on the planet.

I think those 15 people who gave me an up vote on my original comment, should reverse their vote and give me a down vote on it.

We know there are tens of thousands of cool places like the Yangtze valley on the planet, before the Three Gorges Dam Project, but the benefits probably outweigh the problems. And should proper compensation be made on this one thing to the people, why not?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:26 | 2798631 YuropeanImbecille
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LOL it is ww2 all over again, those zionist-satanists are pretty fucking original

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:36 | 2798659 CH1
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LOL.. yeah, lots of Jews in power in China and Japan.

But, don't let that get in the way of your delusion.

Anti-Semitism has got to be some kind of residual genetic infection. Regardless of how long it lies dormant, it just NEVER goes away.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:42 | 2798673 vast-dom
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what do you expect from inbred KKK types like Michael et. al.? 



Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:22 | 2798683 Michael
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It's just a character flaw of the European Ashkenazi Jew's (and these are not curse words) where they think they have to control all the print and Audio/Video media, so they can smash you over your head with their big club when they disagree with the words coming out of your mouth or your keyboard. They should have diversified their skill set.

Don't give them any more of your power, please.

Don't let them Charlie Sheen you.


Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:25 | 2798785's picture

But Charlie Sheen is Jewish.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:45 | 2798841 Michael
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Yes, Estevez like Marnetiz like me, have real Semitic blood.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:37 | 2798950's picture

Charlie Sheen doesn't know his own Jewish roots so how could you?


“My mom is Jewish. Here’s where it gets confusing — we don’t know who her father was,” Sheen said in the phone interview. “But she is, in fact, Jewish. So I guess that would make me Jewish, and my children Jewish.”


Hi ex-wife and their kids would appear to be of Ashkenazi descent based on her surname.


“And Brooke [Mueller], my ex-wife is Jewish. So I guess I should’ve rolled all that out too.”



Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:11 | 2799027 YuropeanImbecille
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at least the zionist-satanist produce women that are both beatiful and good in bed. But they are still evil!

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 16:42 | 2799180 CH1
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they think they have to control all the print and Audio/Video media

Double LOL

The CIA and the Saudis are Jewish? Rupert Murdoch is Jewish? Immelt and Forbes and Graham are Jewish?

Not that anything will matter once it has been decided that the Jews must be thus. Go ahead and post your cherry-picked "facts."

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 03:17 | 2800039 Michael
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People other then Jew's can be bought.

But the interlink is screwing that up for them too.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:07 | 2798741 Gringo Viejo
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Motherland, Fatherland, Homeland......ain't that a bitch?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:31 | 2798808 LULZBank
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Why cant they let the Fatherland fuck the Motherland in thier Homeland and create plenty of Babylands for everyone?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:53 | 2798983 tenpanhandle
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well, they're doing that too.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:53 | 2798984 toady
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Those 3 words ALWAYS come directly from a propaganda machine. Nobody ever use them unless they are parroting some governments rhetoric. Whenever I see them I follow the story for a while to see if the brainwashing took...

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:11 | 2798751 lynnybee
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reply,  ' anti semitism never goes away.' ,   gee, i wonder why !?  they have been involved in scamming & scheming for at least the past 300 years.   go ahead, i am willing to be junked for my statement.   

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:27 | 2798791 Raymond Reason
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Truth is, anti-semitism is what they desire. 

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:30 | 2798805 Michael
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And that doesn't even apply. They don't even have a drop of semitic blood in them because their from a 7th century tribe from Europe.

The Thirteenth Tribe

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:22 | 2799048 Think for yourself
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Your statement is bullshit!

... you forgot to add an additional zero. 

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 00:35 | 2799928 Cosimo de Medici
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Of all the hundreds of members who have commented on Zerohedge over the years, you have always been my candidate as the one with the lowest IQ.  Considering the competition, that's quite an achievement.  Your comment today does nothing to disbuse me of that belief.  In the Female Division, the only competition you might have had was velo babe, but hers probably was just a substance-induced ditzy.  Yours is cerebral.  I'm guessing there's more free space up there than in a Detroit strip mall.  Just don't lay it on too thick, because when it comes time to bet, I'd like to keep the odds in my favor as much as possible.  Keep writing like you did here, and you'll be carrying Secretariat-into-the-Belmont Stakes odds.

Anti-Semitism is never pretty, and it doesn't wear well with age.  It probably isn't anything you want to take with you into the hereafter.  Don't know how much time you have, but if you are as ugly as I suspect, you better get started on cleaning the soul.

Is this a good enough "junk" for your ignorant views?  You asked for it in more ways than one.

"Cosi, why are you being so mean to this nice old lady?

This is not the first time she has pulled the "I'm just a loveable granny, but I can't help myself.  I just hate them nasty scheming Jooos."

It isn't cute, lynnybee.  You think your grandchildren "just love" that part of your character?  You think they might not be ashamed when they are old enough to understand?  I know nice old ladies.  Maam, you're no nice old lady.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 03:12 | 2800036 Michael
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Why can't nice normal people post on Zero Hedge, without being left alone by the likes of your ilk CdM?

20 Weeks, 3 Hours.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 09:31 | 2800252 Cosimo de Medici
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Nice normal people?

Perhaps in your world racist morons are normal, but fortunately that is not the world the rest of us live in, or should not be.  Hating a people simply because of their race or creed is not to be tolerated by the civilized.   On too many occasions in human history we have sadly let hate rule the day against the Jews, Armenians, and others.  lynnybee may be just an old coot and not a threat to anything except good taste and decent society, but her attitude is what allows genocide to take place.  "Never again" is a good motto, even though she hates the ones who adopted it.

I don't care if lynnybee believes herself to be a nice old grandma;  she's an asshole and will die an asshole. If she hates others for being something they did not choose to be, and are what they are merely by birth, then it is more than fair to ridicule and dislike her for being something she freely chose to be.

As much as you would like to have it your way, Zerohedge is not an echo chamber.  It is Fight Club.  Your "ilk", has had free run for a long time, driving away most of the sane and rational.  It's time to level the playing field.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:14 | 2800504 LULZBank
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Hating a people simply because of their race or creed is not to be tolerated by the civilized.

How about Arabs and Muslims?

Like I've said before, you waste way too many words and paragraphs to show your ignorance.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:43 | 2800558 Cosimo de Medici
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Did I mention "scamming and scheming Arabs who have been at it for at least the past 300 years"?

If you have "said before that (I) waste too many words and paragraphs", then let me say that you have wasted your time trying to get me to behave according to your rules.  You and those of your addled-brain belief system have pretty much had the run of the place, so a little room---even if it is more than you care to concede---is fair play.  Sorry to fart in your echo chamber.  Deal with it.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 12:44 | 2800664 LULZBank
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So finally you shed some light. Assumptions are the source of your ignorance, or perhaps its acquired by the yoga technique of shoving your head so far up your own arse that you only see... well you just see the core of your existence.

To answer your question, no you havent mentioned "it" and what have they been at for atleast 300 years?

Constipated head, constipated arse... all that can come out is hot smelly air.


Sun, 09/16/2012 - 12:56 | 2800685 Cosimo de Medici
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You seem to know an awful lot about the alimentary canal.  Are you a proctologist?  If you don't mind, I'm just going to take your word for what a spelunker like yourself finds up there.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 13:51 | 2800768 LULZBank
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You make my flabber so gasted!

I take it you have no reasonable response, just venting out your miseries. Hope your life brings you some joy.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 22:37 | 2802087 Cosimo de Medici
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In the hope of helping you pursue your apparent passion more fully, and because links are de rigueur on Zerohedge, I submit the following:

Joy?  On this site?  I'm guessing the anti-Joooo element is not particularly joyful now that both Hitler and George Lincoln Rockwell are gone.  It's been a bad few decades for them.  It is rather easy, however, to garner some insight into the posters on ZH who have stood up to life and are enjoying it no matter what is thrown their way, instead of passing through this all too brief moment under a constant cloud of misery and doom.  Falak pema, slewie, YenCross, and a precious few others fit the bill.  Perhaps you could learn from them.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 18:42 | 2801479 Michael
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CdM-20 Weeks 9 Hours,

lynnybee may be just an old coot and not a threat to anything except good taste and decent society, but her attitude is what allows genocide to take place.  "Never again" is a good motto, even though she hates the ones who adopted it.

I adopt the phrase "Never again", to use against you now.

Never Again will I let you fuck up my life and ruin my country.

Never Again will I let you wage war on my "White" family and my carrier.

I take away your right to use the word "WHITE", because it is a derogatory racist word you use to marginalize me and White people.

Never Again will I let you use that vile, disgusting, brainwashing deception happy horse shit on me. 


Sun, 09/16/2012 - 21:13 | 2801894 Cosimo de Medici
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Mikey, Mikey, Mikey

It is pretty clear from your comments that you fucked your own life up pretty darn effectively without anyone else's help.  You just don't want to face the harsh reality of your own failure, so you strike out at the Jewish people or whatever other target might allow you to locate a similarly addled brain on the internet, who can cuddle you, and with whom you can trade links (otherwise known as Inter-Spooning), and let you forget the mess that you are.  You can share hates and bigotry, and for a brief shining moment, provided no one interferes, you can think yourself normal.  Sorry, you're not normal.

You act like a child in that you want this site your way and for people like you.  No deviations from the abnormal.  Sorry, Fight Club makes the rules, not Mikey.

Mon, 09/17/2012 - 03:13 | 2802440 Michael
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My 1/3 million dollar home is paid off, no mortgage. How are you doing?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:24 | 2798780 Raymond Reason
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Anti-Semitism has got to be some kind of residual genetic infection.

Textbook narcissism. 

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 17:08 | 2799238 sessinpo
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That would be true if the comment expressed positive comments of oneself. For all you know CHI could hate him/herself and is still making a statement about others.

That would not be narcistic.


Let me give  you an example of being narcistic. I am great at debating because I had to define words you used because you're a dumbass.

But that is just an example. I don't believe you to be a dumbass.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:43 | 2798971 Henry Hub
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"A people who have been persecuted for 2000 years must be doing something wrong." - Henry Kissinger

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 16:55 | 2799209 sessinpo
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And who hasn't to some degree. Kissinger was an ass.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 01:03 | 2799957 GoinFawr
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"was"? So, 'knew' whaddya 'know'? I thought ol' Kissy-face was still making it to Bilderberg meetings... mb the Rockefellers they had him stuffed?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:30 | 2798642 Mister Ponzi
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I guess Krugman thinks it's great news for the Japanese economy...

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:35 | 2798656 JPM Hater001
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This was heard overnight at a bar from Krugman "Break something boys and riches will be yours."


Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:30 | 2798643 Yellowhoard
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China is going to make the invasion of Iran and Syria as costly as possible.

While we're kicking ass in the middle east, they'll be grabbing everything that's not nailed down in south east Asia.

Taiwan ought to be nervous too.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:41 | 2798668 Uncle Remus
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A little snatch and grab.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 01:27 | 2799961 GoinFawr
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Swap the verbs around, change the conjunction to a definite article; now you`ve got a decent Saturday Night.  (Link is certified SFW)

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:42 | 2798674 CH1
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Honestly, I think this is a result of China's hard landing. There is no better distractor than 'righteous war'.

Plus, of course:

1. Japan isn't exactly in top shape for the fight.

2. The US isn't exactly in good fiscal condition for a world war.

3. A minimal war gives the US a reason to cancel all those debts to China. (And if they switch sides at some point, the Japanese debts too!)

4. Factories in the US and Europe would get busy again.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:54 | 2798703 LMAOLORI
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+1 I've said it on site before they wouldn't hesitate to use their citizens as cannon fodder to ease the hunger at home. They are not in good shape over there. They have been attempting to quell the masses but inflation has set in and word has gotten out.

Are Chinese Banks Hiding “The Mother of All Debt Bombs”?

If you read that you'll know why the below isn't any more good for them then it is for us


China announces £800bn stimulus to boost confidence


China in Revolt


Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:26 | 2798788 Overfed
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The US government has no problem using it's citizens, and citizens of other countries as cannon fodder in order to further enrich the banksters and the MIC. So long as the sheeple at home can see good "kill ratio" numbers, they're happy to see 'their' military 'kicking ass'.

Nothing new under the sun.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:32 | 2798813 Overfed
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The fuckin' truth hurts. Face it.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 16:59 | 2799214 sessinpo
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 Government has no problem using it's citizens, and citizens of other countries as cannon fodder in order to further enrich the banksters and the MIC. So long as the sheeple at home can see good "kill ratio" numbers, they're happy to see 'their' military 'kicking ass'.

Nothing new under the sun.


Fixed it for you.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:16 | 2798763 tmosley
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1. Japan's Self Defence Force is not weak or a pushover.  Just because they don't go around starting wars doesn't mean they can rain hell down on aggressors.

2. There will never be another true "World War" as the concept of total war is obsolete with the invention of the atom and hydrogen bombs.  The worst it can really get now is proxy wars in non-nuclear armed nations that are not explicitely protected by the nuclear deterrent of other nations and perhaps naval fighting that doesn't include exchange of territory.  Attempts at blockade could easily be met with naval nuclear retaliation.  This type of war isn't any more expensive than simply maintaining a navy, until you have to start replacing ships or the nukes actually start flying.

3. Cancellation of debts with China would likely lead to a prohibition of export of Chinese goods to the west, which would make many things from consumer goods to machine parts totally unavailable.  Remember, we deindustrialized, while relying on their growing industrial base to supply us with goods.

4. Factories in the US will only get busy if regulations on their operation are lifted.  This is independant of any war.  Als remember that since there will be no total war, very few factories will retool for military purposes, and as such, the regulations on them are unlikely to be lifted as they were in WWII.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:40 | 2798833 robertocarlos
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This is good news for iPhone 5 sales. Get them while you can.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:48 | 2798844 A Lunatic
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I'm sure you've also noticed that Rosie the Riveter is now a 300lb self entitled "stay at home mom" who is too preoccupied with eatiing Ho-Ho's, watching reality TeeVee, and being a islave to contribute much to a war effort anyhow........

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:07 | 2798883 malikai
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I hear she also has a SNAP card, 5 different baby's daddies, and is on disability.

On second thought, maybe the next world war will be fought by sending all of those people to the enemy's country?

There might be something in that..

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:13 | 2799032 Hype Alert
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Hah, don't you know Reid would propose some absentee ballot program for them and future immigrants.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:24 | 2798924 Seer
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#3 is what I've been seeing coming from far off...

Might want to add:

5. Coerce resource suppliers to China to reduce/stop supplying China (so that resources are more readily available to the West)*.

* ALWAYS remember: ALL WARS ARE ABOUT RESOURCES (reosurces are necessary for power and control).

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 22:08 | 2799708 mkkby
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Why do so many dumb asses like you think the US wins by cancelling China's debt? Do you realize they can simply walk over and seize the factories of every fortune 500 company?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:57 | 2798996 tenpanhandle
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Overheard in a conversation between two unknown (to me) people, young guy tells other he is deploying to Libya next month.  Just FYI.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:27 | 2799056 Jack Burton
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Yellowhoard, I think you are on to something. I do not expect China to stand by quietly while NATO and America bomb and then conquer Syria and Iran and then set up air and Naval bases along with permanet ground troops at border bases.

Surely Russia and China have seen NATO expand and expand and open new missile bases. What is worse, is Libya was being set up as the CIA training and staging area for Muslim extremist terrorists. Once trained, the terror groups would be ferried into border regions of Russia and China to act as a central force for local Muslims to gather toether with and form really serious Muslim terror operations.

Libya has backfired as some of our former allies have turned against their leaders. Meanwhile NATO uses Libya to funnel trained Muslim extremists into Syria which is in a full blown civil war between a secular government and a population leaning towards Muslim extremism.

But as to CHina and Russia, they are waking up to the NATO game plane, this is why they veto western UN resolutions attempting to open the way for bombing and then ground invasion of Syria. In the case of Iran, I expect Russia and China to move to a stronger support position of Iran. Afterall, once NATO has turned Iran into an oil cash cow for weatern oil companies, and have built air bases and stationed a few armored divisions in Iran. both Russia and CHina will be in a much weaker position. Given the NATO advances, it must be dawning on both nations that everytime they give, NATO will take more.

Tensions would be sky high if the west, via Israel, or the west via NATO began a bombing campaign against Iran, Followed by an invasion of oil producing areas.

CHina has not failed to note the US claim that they are shifting the bulk of the US Navy into their waters to counter any Chinese extension of power outside Chinese borders. The Pentagon has clearly marked China as an enemy, and is shifitng forces to obtain a good attack position.

Once a war kicks off on Iran, there is no telling what will happen.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 17:13 | 2799253 LULZBank
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Before taking on China and Russia, US first needs to get out of Afghanistan otherwise thier bases there would be easily cut off and then it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Hence Pakistan is doing all it can to make the US/NATO retreat difficult, as they would also lose the funding revenue.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 22:17 | 2799725 mkkby
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Do you remember these 2 incidents? 1 - Chinese sub "accidentally" surfaced inside a US carrier group? 2 - Missile buzzes CA coast, no idea where it came from?

I wouldn't want to be on those ships if war breaks out. They are slow moving, sitting ducks. Especially the ones bottled up in the persian gulf with enemy coasts all around, and every kind of anti-ship missile hidden nearby.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 16:22 | 2799139 DosZap
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China is going to make the invasion of Iran and Syria as costly as possible.

While we're kicking ass in the middle east, they'll be grabbing everything that's not nailed down in south east Asia.

Taiwan ought to be nervous too.

And mi amigo,may I add, Every American  male 18yrs old, as if this SHTF, we will see a NEW draft.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 17:11 | 2799249 LULZBank
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So basically every American male should try not to turn 18.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:30 | 2798645 BrigstockBoy
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What's the over under for a rematch of the Sino-Japanese War?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:34 | 2798654 victor82
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If we supply the IJN, the Japanese in a runaway. Remember, the Maritime Self-Defense force is still the IJN running under an assumed name.

But remember, Obama is NO Harry Truman, so there's that.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:31 | 2798940 Seer
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I think that you might want to consider the Russians in your thinking here...

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:59 | 2798719 Sofa King Confused
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Sorry Japan...Remember the Nanking

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:32 | 2798647 victor82
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Meanwhile, we're bogged down in Afghanistan?

But we'll always have Prince Harry!

BTW, while the world is descending into war and hyperinflation, how many of you were impressed by Jennifer Granholm's puppies from her appearance on The Dating Game in 1978?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:40 | 2798665 LULZBank
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Prince Harry is in Afghanistan. His current is not kept top secret like the previous one. The NATO base he's based at got attacked today.

Just because he played naked poker?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:16 | 2798765 Sofa King Confused
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Harry is expendable they have William to take the reigns

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:21 | 2798772 The Shootist
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I think we'll all be content as long as the fair Duchess keeps flashing her titties. ;)

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:53 | 2798980 LULZBank
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Anything less than a C cup is a mammary gland.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:34 | 2798651 JPM Hater001
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Seriously, just give the brats the f'ing island.  let them take thier toys and go home.  Nuclear war really isnt worth these islands.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:56 | 2798712 squidward
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Let's give back Alaska to Russia while everyone is at it.  Apparently purchases don't mean anything.  

If not about useless islands, China would get a stick up their ass about something else.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:39 | 2798964 Seer
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Gee, you wouldn't think that this could be propaganda produced from the West, would you?  Naw!  The West is too busy making the world a better place for "democracy" (just ask the victims of 9/11, 1973 that would be).

The first shot is almost never seen... (who burned down the Reichstag?  who unleashed the gravitational forces on 9/11/2001?)

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:35 | 2798657 Kaiser Sousa
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glad i got a least 50 yrs out of this life...

not expecting to many more b4 world war 3 breaks out....

just hoping to buy a ranch and a house with say maybe 100 oz's of Silver b4 its all said and done....who would have thunk it would really all end this way...

well, yeah i guess it really was all predictable.....

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:05 | 2798735 uno
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young people are really screwed, few quality jobs out there, disastrous public school system, chem trails/GMO/high inflation/over fishing for generations, police state/prison state on steroids, Federal government/MSM declaring a jihad on the 99.99% of the American people, currency free fall coming, rest of the world seeing through our propoganda

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:37 | 2798827 Raymond Reason
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My kids are between 17 - 24.  And frankly, they are a bit depressed.   They work hard, study hard, but they know their teachers are full of shit.   They know their generation is screwed.  It's sad to watch.   But the good news is that they have taken refuge in the Church, the ancient Church, where things are real, and the world is kept in its proper perspective.  Faith, hope, and love, it's all that matters in the end. 

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:53 | 2798985 Seer
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"few quality jobs out there"

Depends on what you qualify as "quality."  Most labeled that way by TPTB trace to pure BS (like iCrap) or "defense."

REAL quality has to do with that which is applicable to the true fundamentals: Food, Shelter and Water.

"seeing through our propoganda"

Seeing through TPTB's propaganda.  Distance yourself (careful about using such inclusive words as "our")!

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 16:34 | 2799162 uno
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what I mean by quality jobs is good income and benefits, until around 2000 anyone could pick up post office jobs, also UPS seemed easier to get; state, county, city, fed jobs.  Now I am not saying Govn jobs are needed, most are just welfare, however the pay, hours, benefits allowed people with no college degree, or crappy college degrees to get jobs.  Also like you say many manufacturing jobs at defense industries, also car companies were attainable.

Now what I see and talking with young people is - if you are on time, dress well, speak well, work well with customers - they are diamonds, small, medium companies desperately need to keep them.  The rest  cannot find a job or keep one, and they are the ones who are permanently unemployable, probably on disability, food stamps for life, medicare etc.  The problem is they are the vast majority.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 03:26 | 2800043 bunnyswanson
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This is an exceptionally good clip with Gerald Celente.  He keeps it real and you sense the urgency in his voice. 

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:37 | 2798661 Desert Irish
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Sky's getting awfully crowded with black swans - one's gotta land sometime...somewhere...

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:13 | 2798755 Taint Boil
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I can’t even keep up anymore (not that I tried). Something will hit hard and we’ll never have seen it coming………

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:06 | 2799018 tenpanhandle
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saw a flock of them heading south for the nuclear winter

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:37 | 2798662 djsmps
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Does anybody know Obama's golf score from today's game?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:07 | 2798740 uno
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and what is Michelle going to wear today

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 13:30 | 2798801 Overfed
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Has the NFL pre-season started yet?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:29 | 2798939 Randall Cabot
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Eva Longoria is dating Mark Sanchez!!!

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:03 | 2799013 toady
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Now she is one sweet piece of ass.

Aye carumba!

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 16:26 | 2799145 malikai
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Sorry guys, no update on Snooki today.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:37 | 2798664 LULZBank
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What have people got against Embassys's all of a sudden?

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:53 | 2798700 Monedas
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"Someone hates these cans of oil !"....Steve Martin as The Jerk !

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 14:58 | 2798998 Seer
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Other than they're (embassies) poisoned spear tips (listening posts, staffed with collaborators with local corrupt officials), I see nothing really...

As Feckless Freddie would say: it's the Muslim! (I'm waiting to see how he blames Muslims on this Chinese uprising)

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:48 | 2798671 Monedas
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Obama:  Osama is dead .... GM is alive !             Muslim Brotherhood:  We have a million Osamas !            Hillary:  We apologize for that awful video !           Monedas:  Fuck you, Hillary and Obama and Muslim Brotherhood !

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:42 | 2798672 Hulk
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Dogmadn, looks like WWIII will actually be world wide for the first time...

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:56 | 2798709 LMAOLORI
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Gog/Magog=China,Russia,Iran vs. U.S. & allies

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:23 | 2799050 margaris
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More like "Governments of the world" against the "people of the world"...

Am not going to fight a war for any government.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:51 | 2798676 Ralph Spoilsport
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"It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton."

All hail Discordia....bitchez!!_Trilogy

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:46 | 2798681 P.T.Bull
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So, some chinese posturing with astro-turf protests--interesting but routine... Let's get our troops out of japan, let them raise their own military as they see fit, and let them negotiate with china over these rocks in the ocean. Whenever their is a foreign crisis, it seems to be a thinly disguised call for america to fix someobody's problem.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:03 | 2799014 Seer
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"Whenever their is a foreign crisis, it seems to be a thinly disguised call for america to fix someobody's problem."

Which, if you peel back the layers, would show that it's really what is desired by "America."  The big string-pullers work through "America."

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:47 | 2798684 fuu
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Well that's disconcerting.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:50 | 2798691 azzhatter
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My jaded view of these sudden skirmishes is political. The mainstream press will be offering up that we surely can't change presidents in the midst of such turmoil. The rest of the world is happy to acquiesce as Obama is a weakling and much more suitable to their needs

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:51 | 2798693 Urban Redneck
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At least at this rate we can stop pretending to give a shit about the environment, since the entire damned planet will be covered in ASTROTURF by the end of the year-

I never knew free speech and public protest were so popular in China, they apparently even got professional photographers for this one.

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