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Meanwhile Over In The French Riviera...

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... The local socialists are suffering under oppressive austerity. And by that we mean the 1% continues to party like it is 1999. Of course, this is amateur hour for the luxury beach club: recall that the man, the FX myth, the, well, arestee, Alex Hope spent $323,483 back in March. That was right before the market swooned. Is this another interim top?

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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:07 | 2704175 Gubbmint Cheese
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4 Evian for $40.00? ha ha ha ha..

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:10 | 2704193 monmick
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Euros, even funnier...

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:18 | 2704232 Precious
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The Century of the Self 

Consumerism and democracy

Turn off the TV


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:22 | 2704246 saturn
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You cannot turn off the TV. You can only lower the volume.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:27 | 2704261 Precious
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:26 | 2704509 economics9698
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$12 fucking dollars for a Coke?  Where the fuck is my shotgun?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:25 | 2704751 Buzz Fuzzel
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You must have learned math in a government school.  Please divide 20 by 2 one more time and see if you still get 12.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:29 | 2704765 Id fight Gandhi
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Me understand, he convert to $ from €.

He not unsmart.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:32 | 2704780 Buzz Fuzzel
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Then He should have said $12.33 

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 16:06 | 2704891 dogbreath
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thats 2 "JERO" jerobeaoms =  really big time

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 17:44 | 2705098 Precious
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Q: Why do government employees stay at five star hotels?

A: Because there are no six star hotels.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 18:36 | 2705210 Catflappo
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They need to get the Nikki Beach included in inflation surveys.  That'd soon get Gold wriggling along....

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:22 | 2704740 5880
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It was me,

I was trying to get laid

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:50 | 2704832 larz
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Also a great way to dump your Euros    Well Done 5880!




btw did it work? - nudge nudge wink wink

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:47 | 2704839 Belarusian Bull
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Was it a success?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:56 | 2704864 5880
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I thought it was a topless french model

turned out it was a 11yo boy

what a waste

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:22 | 2704247 Pladizow
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The word "THE" costs $4.00?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:23 | 2704256 SeverinSlade
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So many Euros in this cat's pocket, he decided to start paying for words.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:24 | 2704265 northman
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The = Tea in French. Loup = Wolf. Langouste = Lobster.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:33 | 2704306 fuu
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"and in France bar commun along the Atlantic coast and loup de mer in the Mediterranean."

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:36 | 2704521 Manthong
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Wait until you see the tab for the inventory on the shelves of that person’s prepper survival bunker.

 At least their beach wardrobe expenses are likely pretty nominal there.  

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:40 | 2704541 FranSix
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Just thought I would throw this one in to cheer yuz all up.  

No skin off your back.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 21:39 | 2705618 StychoKiller
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How much caviar would I get for a Spiderman towel?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:12 | 2704449 Joe Davola
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I'll bet wolf tastes just like chicken, if you fix it right.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:50 | 2704848 johnQpublic
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and of course the entire bill was generated trying to attract 'foxes'

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:14 | 2704457 debtor of last ...
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You just typed $ 5.678,-

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:49 | 2704844 larz
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THE is usually $6-8.00 here in Chicago at McCormick Place plus 10 percent sales tax

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 18:03 | 2705122 robertocarlos
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How much is IS?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 18:48 | 2705239 green888
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what was the waiters tip ? Any guesses

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:31 | 2704292 Doña K
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Sometimes, you must get into the psych of certain class of people. A friend who owns a private bar with live music in Tokyo's Ropongi district, was just breaking even, even though the drink pricing and the annual fee was reasonable.

Then he trippled the pricing and started advertizing. When the Japanese elite heard that this was the most expensive private bar in the area, they flocked in.

My club is more expensive than your club mentality. it works. 

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:41 | 2704550 tekhneek
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Pretty much the easiest way to ensure people who can't afford things don't go. It's like a "poor person" filter which is why they like it. They know only the people who can afford to be there, are there.

I know a few guys like this. Won't play golf for $50 if it's on special, because it's cheap. $100 minimum for them to even respond. $250? Even better.

Let's go get a beer over at that hole in the wall that's cool as shit with all the sexy local bitches... $5 beer night... no? Okay, how about the place where there's a 900% premium on a bud-light's and the Keystone light's on sale for $15? They're all about it.


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:40 | 2704811 Midas
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I don't know about dumbasses.  Some people have more money than they know what to do with.  I have noticed the state parks around here are much more enjoyable since they started charging a $30 dollar yearly pass.  No lines, tons of room and always parking, for 30 bucks a year? Probably worth it even for me, and I am one of the tightest guys around.  I wouldn't pay 12 bucks for a 24 pack of cokes though, much less one.  Maybe if Kate Upton was pouring....

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:50 | 2704850 Midas
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I forgot to ask, Does EBT work at Nikki's?????

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 16:02 | 2704881 larz
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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 17:00 | 2705014 barroter
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I've seen this also. We knew a couple who HAD to spend their money on the “best.” He was a surgery technician and she was a nurse. Their combined incomes still weren't enough for their lifestyle so a lot ended up on credit. The “best” cutlery, dishes, rugs, hardwood floors, computer and to top it off, a new porch made from teak and mahogany.


It lasted two years before the Repo Men showed up.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:10 | 2704194 elwu
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Not 40$. 40€.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:11 | 2704202 DeadFred
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Euros my friend. Why not, they won't be worth much fairly soon.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:15 | 2704216 strongband
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wanted to up arrow your comment as it is comical, but I "believe".

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:16 | 2704219 The Big Ching-aso
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The Final French Revolution was ignited by...........................

"Let them drink Dom Perignon."


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:26 | 2704243 SeverinSlade
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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:19 | 2704239 saturn
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Finally someone priced in the inflation.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:30 | 2704287 vast-dom
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holy shit that's my YEARLY cocaine habit, and in one fucking night! Jesus! I thought i was ballin'. I'm a fucking amatuer! 


what douche would spend that on bubbly? me? i woulda bought like 10 8-balls and the rest in PMs (even if my dealer don't accept silver or gold coins, yet). I could snort if off a solid gold bar or tits and get laid 10x over (yeah I don't tip bitches cause i got real game).

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:40 | 2704330 icanhasbailout
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And Evian spelled backwards is....


the guy is a daehtihs


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:08 | 2704179 slaughterer
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Soooo much grand cru Champagne wasted by Russian oligarchs squirting it out the bottle at bystanders at Nikki Beach.  This would be the perfect place for an Occupy shanty town.  

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:20 | 2704241 LongSoupLine
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 least we know where Corzine is now.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:08 | 2704181 IAmNotMark
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$10 for a coke?  Youch!!!

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:12 | 2704196 SeverinSlade
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10 EUR for coke?  For that, I would expect it to read "CRACK" on the receipt.  Unless he's dealing with some very watered down shit.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:11 | 2704201 TrustWho
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....wrong currency! but good margins for resort.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:24 | 2704258 francis_sawyer
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All I can say is that the local pussy is either real expensive or is getting shortchanged big time...

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:47 | 2704353 Agent P
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Lou raised the price.  He's been losing at the track.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:25 | 2704508 Atlas_shrugging
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Hoho!! Well I ain't payin no ten Euro for no Coke!

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:12 | 2704705 natty light
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You'll get nothing and like it.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:48 | 2704841 Midas
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Then-a yousa gettin' no coke-a...

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:50 | 2704845 francis_sawyer
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CLASSIC!... (So 'Lou', the owner of Nikki Beach, has been losing at the track I suppose)...


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:08 | 2704182 mrktwtch2
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wow and i thought i got ripped of buying a 12 pack of heinenken for 13

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:14 | 2704212 LouisDega
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My Carlo Rossi gallon jug of merlot went up $2.00. Oh lordy!!! 

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:17 | 2704224 zilverreiger
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thats quite normal for .33L cans , beer is around 5 euro here for a sixpack

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:17 | 2704719 Barry Freed
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$6.49 for a 12 pack of PBR at the beer distributor in NY..

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:08 | 2704183 Mr. Fix
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Seems just a tad high....

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:08 | 2704184 slaughterer
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Tyler, whose bill is that?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:17 | 2704227 fuu
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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:26 | 2704275 slaughterer
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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:57 | 2704392 saturn
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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:41 | 2704549 slaughterer
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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:08 | 2704186 Trichy
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Nice breakfast.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:10 | 2704187 Cult_of_Reason
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TEA is misspelled as TAE or THE

This one is most likely a fake receipt.


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:12 | 2704203 monmick
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Thé, en français...

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:22 | 2704250 Cult_of_Reason
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OK, how about CAPPUCCINO (café crème) misspelled as "CAPPUCINO"?!

This one is a fake receipt.


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:53 | 2704502 Cult_of_Reason
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1. There is no date. (What is the date of this receipt?)

2. There is no currency (maybe this is a 20-year old receipt and prices are in FRF (French Francs))

3. Misspellings (English or French, there are misspellings).

4. No TVA (it is illegal, and if the price includes TVA, it must be stated on the receipt)

5. Etc (I have more, but I do not see any point in wasting my time to continue the list unless these four issues are addressed).


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:54 | 2704622 jimmytorpedo
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I've been there.

It is that expensive.

That might not be an actual bill, but if you went to the beach, oh, pretty much anywhere in St Tropez and had that shit, that's what it would cost.

I'm surprised everybody is surprised at 10 euro cokes, I had a 150 salad in Eze, nice view tho'....

Salad was crap.

Do some travelling you dumb cult

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:18 | 2704685 Cult_of_Reason
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I am not disputing the place is expensive, just the authenticity of this receipt.

Also, it is not clear how many people were covered and why food was served by weight (in kilograms and grams)? How can you serve 3 kilograms of lobster (usually lobster is served by a unit and there are no lobsters that weight exactly 3 kg each)?

BTW, I have done more traveling than your stupid asshat can imagine.


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:56 | 2704862 johnQpublic
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its actually the law that it must be priced in grams or kilograms

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 16:04 | 2704887 fuu
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16 people were at the table.

Lobsters are often sold by size. 3kg lobster is about 6.5 lbs, boil for 13-16 minutes.


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 17:07 | 2704994 Cult_of_Reason
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90K was only wine alone. Without the wine, food and drinks were a bargain at ~1K a person (considering TVA and gratuity allegedly were included [even though it is not stated on the receipt and violates the law], serving beluga caviar, and 6.5 lbs lobsters)

It is feasible if it were a small wedding, a meeting of corporate executives, or GSA government officials wasting taxpayer’s money, or a few Russian oligarchs having fun; but the receipt is a fake Photoshop (this is just the fact).

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:23 | 2704214 fuu
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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:18 | 2704231 Tyler Durden
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Obviously you're not a French golfer

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:23 | 2704255 Cult_of_Reason
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Obviously, this is a fake receipt and I can prove it.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:25 | 2704266 SeverinSlade
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Obviously, anyone with a basic understanding of Philosophy 101 will understand that one cannot prove or disprove anything. 

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:36 | 2704316 A Lunatic
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Obviously you are a victim of new age philosophy...........

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:42 | 2704343 PiratePawpaw
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"You keep using that word....I do not think it means what you think it means."...Inigo Montoya

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:38 | 2704328 Cult_of_Reason
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What Philosophy 101 has to do with establishing authenticity of this receipt!?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:58 | 2704397 SeverinSlade
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Just pointing a hole in your logic.

This website isn't dedicated to explaining philosophical principles, so I won't waste my time attempting to.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:47 | 2704587 Cult_of_Reason
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The logic is simple without any holes (unless you are talking about imaginary holes in your head).

There are multiple individuals posting on this website under "Tyler". Some Tylers are better than others (so you need to filter the information presented), and occasionally a few Tylers have a tendency to drop an opinionated bullshit here; for example, this fake receipt bullshit.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:40 | 2704331 Red Heeler
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"Obviously, this is a fake receipt and I can prove it."

First, prove you have an IQ above 70.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:08 | 2704431 SeverinSlade
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He might resort to pulling out an IQ test he once took...But even then, that doesn't prove anything.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:16 | 2704473 Red Heeler
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You are, my friend, the sound of one hand clapping.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:42 | 2704341 vintageyz
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Prove it then.  

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 08:49 | 2706331 Hohlick
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Sorry, my friend:

Prove this, pls

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:30 | 2704297 csmith
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French golfer


Oxymoron there Mr. Van de Velde...

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:51 | 2704368 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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The economy is what happens when bankers fuck a stranger in the ass.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:52 | 2704376 Agent P
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"Obviously you're not a French golfer"

Are you saying the carpet pissers did this?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:27 | 2704511 ChubbNut
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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:50 | 2704605 jimmytorpedo
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nice ride 12 tooth!

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:09 | 2704189 HedgeAccordingly
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lol 20 bucks for two coca cola!!!. whatt

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:57 | 2704393 JohnKozac
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<<20 bucks for two coca cola!!!. whatt>>


Yes, bu tthey are cold Coke's. Warm ones are only 18 euros.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:09 | 2704190 SeverinSlade
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"Hope" we can all believe in.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:09 | 2704191 vinu02
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most of the people don't even make half of this in whole month.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:12 | 2704204 Tortfeasor
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Math and english are hard.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:52 | 2704377 PiratePawpaw
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lmao. +1

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:27 | 2704279 Paul Atreides
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99% of humanity doesn't make that in a lifetime....

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:39 | 2704286 Dr. Engali
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Wow 9 weeks! You've made it longer than most trolls of your type, You must not post very often...very sneaky. Maybe Tyler will notice this post and put you back out on the front porch.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:11 | 2704192 SeverinSlade
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He paid 4 EUR each for the word "The."


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:12 | 2704195 Dr. Engali
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What a fucking waste. Building wealth is one thing and I'm all for that, but throwing it away and flaunting it disgusts me. $20.00 for two fucking cokes, rifuckingdiculous! Maybe it was for two lines of blow.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:17 | 2704226 SeverinSlade
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It's technically closer to $25 for two cokes.  That'll make your day that much worse.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:55 | 2704310 Dr. Engali
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It doesn't impact my day in any way shape or form. More power to them if they want to discard "wealth" in that manner. I just find it repulsve.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:11 | 2704441 Catch-22
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I hate to point this out but that's how some in the world see Americans... spending in a weekend on useless thingamajigs what they spend to feed their families in months/years. They too are disgusted.

Power Ball in Florida is at 300 million. Should we be disgusted that one person might get it all and possibly spend it on something we don’t approve of… it’s all relative right.


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:18 | 2704484 Dr. Engali
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Hey I agree one hundred percent. I I look at the waste here  then look over seas at impoverished countries ,and wonder how we live with ourselves. Ignorance is bliss until it catches up with you.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:31 | 2704299 chet
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This stuff disgusts me too, but when I see something like this, I think at least they're redistributing it in a hurry to the wait staff and valets and busboys and the like.  And they go spend it on groceries.

Rather have eurotrash douchebags and Arab "princes" blowing through their wealth than hoarding it.  I mean, if someone can get them to spend $12 on a coke, the joke is on them.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:11 | 2704199 A Lunatic
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Keep the change, bitchez.............

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:11 | 2704200 SheepleLOVEched...
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wait, where are the premium coke/prostitutes? or was that the other non-itemized receipt?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:27 | 2704281 12ToothAssassin
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Bottle Service.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:13 | 2704208 scatterbrains
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This is exactly the reason why the fed needs to "get to work" prices are getting ridiculous out there sheesh.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:28 | 2704289 northman
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I know what you mean! The Fed needs to print more money so we can all afford these ridiculous prices. OR even better, the government needs to regulate these businesses to bring the prices down. Yeah... those two combined would solve everything. Right?? Maybe they should throw in a 35% VAT which then gets given back to the citizens so they can afford these crazy prices. 

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:13 | 2704209 youngman
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There has to be a 7-11 down the street where you could have used your SNAP card I would think....and got a lottery ticket to boot

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:13 | 2704210 alien-IQ
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Where were the suckers like this guy when I was having weekly poker games?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:13 | 2704211 Miss Expectations
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Qui est plus cher...Bollinger ou Dom Perignon?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:24 | 2704259 falak pema
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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:31 | 2704269 francis_sawyer
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Cristal Brut 1990 Methuselah

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:31 | 2704300 falak pema
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here is a comparison. Click on the logo to get a price quote : Internet site.

Vente de Champagne : Dom Pérignon, Bollinger, Krug, Deutz, ...

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:41 | 2704337 Bam_Man
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Je crois que le Bollinger "Grand Anneé" is le plus cher. Bollinger "Cuveé Special" est moins cher.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:14 | 2704213 Cthonic
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The 1%?  Try the 0.01%

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:36 | 2704218 Mercury
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So what?

Some rich guy is blowing a lot of money on silly shit.
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that somehow hot women are involved here as well.

But find out that he's a Eurocrat spending taxpayer money in between world saving meetings and you've got yourself a story.

And...holy shit!...<2 lb. Med. lobsters for 200 Euros apiece!
The superior Homarus Americanus is going for ~$4 a pond right now.
Arbitrage bitcheez!

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:36 | 2704317 azzhatter
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must be a helluva blowjob that goes with that bubbly

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 16:08 | 2704901 dogbreath
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I agree.   2 jerobeaoms of champage will get a lot of people laughing

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:16 | 2704221 alien-IQ
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I sure hope thee was a happy waitress on the other side of that tab.

20% tip? ... or do they not tip in The French Riviera?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:18 | 2704235 SeverinSlade
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Since it was probably a sociopathic bankster fuck, he probably just showed the waitress his "tip", expecting her to feel honored for the privilege.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:30 | 2704295 Patriot Eke
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Seriously, talk about paying your way through college!  I'm sure the place is never short on applications.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:16 | 2704222 the 300000000th...
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I can get that shit waaaaaay cheaper, stupid bastards

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:17 | 2704228 GMan_
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can go to Ibiza and get girls w/ almost no euros but just dancing with them. why waste your money in southern france? hahah

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:22 | 2704237 GoldbugVariation
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Damn, I was looking for that receipt everywhere.

BTW in restaurants in France the service charge has to be included in the menu price, by law, so you never see "+12.5% discretionary service charge" at the end of the bill.   So service charges or tips are not 'de rigeur'.  On the other hand, an extra tip of 5-10% is still appreciated especially if the client is obviously rolling in money.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:19 | 2704238 Jason T
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shit I drink PBR... $4.62 for the 6 pack .. I give the Korean guy $5.00 and he always gives me back 40 cents.


Even the half english speaking bust their ass millionaire next door immigrant store owners don't give a crap about the pennies anymore.  Seriously, this husband and wife team will be millionaires.. they are always there and their hours are 6:30 a.m. - 9:30 p.m gas / convienance store.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:29 | 2704283 Levadiakos
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Keystone 18pk $10.97. Rough sex in the back? Priceless

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:35 | 2704312 Nadaclue
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30 pk of stones is $17 here. Plus the added benefit of thoroughly cleaning out the bowels the next morning.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:06 | 2704427 francis_sawyer
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I can see Paradise by the Dashboard Light


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:38 | 2704326 azzhatter
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I drink Little Annie Green Springs and bang the neighbor on the kitchen counter in my double wide

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:57 | 2704391 Levadiakos
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Yer mom and I know it. We needs the time alone if ya get me.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:59 | 2704643 toady
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That's what she said.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:21 | 2704244 falak pema
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16 people works out at 6700 EUros per head. Expensive lunch; even with caviar and champers. The champagne I buy is hundred times cheaper and just as good as Dom Peri. Just saying. Rose champagne is not the best. Its flashy. Best is blend of Chardonnay, pinot gris and pinot noir. When the local guys get that right you have a feast. And don't look at the year. Champagne is drunk within three years like Sancerre. I drink 2009 this year. 

But you pay the brand name and location and what the hell its only electronic money of Oligarchs. So let them buy their own kind of fantasy world. 

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:54 | 2704619 francis_sawyer
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Aside from champagne... Always order a 'Nouveau', or a 'Novella' (from the previous year)... That's sure to impress your date... LULZ

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 16:20 | 2704925 GoinFawr
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...remember remember the third Thursday of November.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:21 | 2704245 Negro Primero
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No "Pussy" in France??

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:22 | 2704249 LeisureSmith
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What the Skyhook from Batman was originally designed for. Bye everybody! Dr. Nick Riviera style and then....Swoosh.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:22 | 2704251 magpie
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Makes me feel downright guilty drinking my 5 € Marsala and Port.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:22 | 2704252 bank guy in Brussels
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Coca-cola 10 euros, cappucino 6 euros, tea is only 4 euros ...

So sit at the next table, have an herbal tea for 4 euros and have a laugh, or be a pain in the arse, while the people a half-metre away spend € 100,000 ...

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:28 | 2704253 Bam_Man
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50,000 Euros for a Methuselah of Dom Perignon Rosé?


The two Jeroboams at 20,000 Euros each is a bargain!

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:25 | 2704260 Bdelande
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How much was the tip?  Did the waiter make $20K?

I put myself through College waiting on tables.....where do I apply?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:24 | 2704262 Darkness
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This is what happens when I hit the "Knightclub", but I always pay in Gold. 

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:25 | 2704268 walküre
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The guy drops a cool 100 grand for a small party at Nikki Beach and the stuck up French fuckers still charge for Coca Cola and Water?

They won't see my business a 2nd time.

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