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Meanwhile Over In The French Riviera...
... The local socialists are suffering under oppressive austerity. And by that we mean the 1% continues to party like it is 1999. Of course, this is amateur hour for the luxury beach club: recall that the man, the FX myth, the, well, arestee, Alex Hope spent $323,483 back in March. That was right before the market swooned. Is this another interim top?
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4 Evian for $40.00? ha ha ha ha..
Euros, even funnier...
The Century of the Self
Consumerism and democracy
Turn off the TV
You cannot turn off the TV. You can only lower the volume.
80 / 20 rule
$12 fucking dollars for a Coke? Where the fuck is my shotgun?
You must have learned math in a government school. Please divide 20 by 2 one more time and see if you still get 12.
Me understand, he convert to $ from €.
He not unsmart.
Then He should have said $12.33
thats 2 "JERO" jerobeaoms = really big bottles....................party time
Q: Why do government employees stay at five star hotels?
A: Because there are no six star hotels.
They need to get the Nikki Beach included in inflation surveys. That'd soon get Gold wriggling along....
It was me,
I was trying to get laid
Also a great way to dump your Euros Well Done 5880!
btw did it work? - nudge nudge wink wink
Was it a success?
I thought it was a topless french model
turned out it was a 11yo boy
what a waste
The word "THE" costs $4.00?
So many Euros in this cat's pocket, he decided to start paying for words.
The = Tea in French. Loup = Wolf. Langouste = Lobster.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_seabass
"and in France bar commun along the Atlantic coast and loup de mer in the Mediterranean."
Wait until you see the tab for the inventory on the shelves of that person’s prepper survival bunker.
At least their beach wardrobe expenses are likely pretty nominal there.
Just thought I would throw this one in to cheer yuz all up.
No skin off your back.
http://youtu.be/phWv7l8Lm_A
How much caviar would I get for a Spiderman towel?
I'll bet wolf tastes just like chicken, if you fix it right.
and of course the entire bill was generated trying to attract 'foxes'
You just typed $ 5.678,-
THE is usually $6-8.00 here in Chicago at McCormick Place plus 10 percent sales tax
How much is IS?
what was the waiters tip ? Any guesses
Sometimes, you must get into the psych of certain class of people. A friend who owns a private bar with live music in Tokyo's Ropongi district, was just breaking even, even though the drink pricing and the annual fee was reasonable.
Then he trippled the pricing and started advertizing. When the Japanese elite heard that this was the most expensive private bar in the area, they flocked in.
My club is more expensive than your club mentality. it works.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premium_pricing
Pretty much the easiest way to ensure people who can't afford things don't go. It's like a "poor person" filter which is why they like it. They know only the people who can afford to be there, are there.
I know a few guys like this. Won't play golf for $50 if it's on special, because it's cheap. $100 minimum for them to even respond. $250? Even better.
Let's go get a beer over at that hole in the wall that's cool as shit with all the sexy local bitches... $5 beer night... no? Okay, how about the place where there's a 900% premium on a bud-light's and the Keystone light's on sale for $15? They're all about it.
Dumbasses.
I don't know about dumbasses. Some people have more money than they know what to do with. I have noticed the state parks around here are much more enjoyable since they started charging a $30 dollar yearly pass. No lines, tons of room and always parking, for 30 bucks a year? Probably worth it even for me, and I am one of the tightest guys around. I wouldn't pay 12 bucks for a 24 pack of cokes though, much less one. Maybe if Kate Upton was pouring....
I forgot to ask, Does EBT work at Nikki's?????
yes
I've seen this also. We knew a couple who HAD to spend their money on the “best.” He was a surgery technician and she was a nurse. Their combined incomes still weren't enough for their lifestyle so a lot ended up on credit. The “best” cutlery, dishes, rugs, hardwood floors, computer and to top it off, a new porch made from teak and mahogany.
It lasted two years before the Repo Men showed up.
Not 40$. 40€.
Euros my friend. Why not, they won't be worth much fairly soon.
wanted to up arrow your comment as it is comical, but I "believe".
The Final French Revolution was ignited by...........................
"Let them drink Dom Perignon."
Kaboom.
Finally someone priced in the inflation.
holy shit that's my YEARLY cocaine habit, and in one fucking night! Jesus! I thought i was ballin'. I'm a fucking amatuer!
what douche would spend that on bubbly? me? i woulda bought like 10 8-balls and the rest in PMs (even if my dealer don't accept silver or gold coins, yet). I could snort if off a solid gold bar or tits and get laid 10x over (yeah I don't tip bitches cause i got real game).
And Evian spelled backwards is....
the guy is a daehtihs
Soooo much grand cru Champagne wasted by Russian oligarchs squirting it out the bottle at bystanders at Nikki Beach. This would be the perfect place for an Occupy shanty town.
Well...at least we know where Corzine is now.
$10 for a coke? Youch!!!
10 EUR for coke? For that, I would expect it to read "CRACK" on the receipt. Unless he's dealing with some very watered down shit.
....wrong currency! but good margins for resort.
All I can say is that the local pussy is either real expensive or is getting shortchanged big time...
Lou raised the price. He's been losing at the track.
Hoho!! Well I ain't payin no ten Euro for no Coke!
You'll get nothing and like it.
Then-a yousa gettin' no coke-a...
CLASSIC!... (So 'Lou', the owner of Nikki Beach, has been losing at the track I suppose)...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY2HL1zg6Gk
wow and i thought i got ripped of buying a 12 pack of heinenken for 13 bucks..lol
My Carlo Rossi gallon jug of merlot went up $2.00. Oh lordy!!!
thats quite normal for .33L cans , beer is around 5 euro here for a sixpack
$6.49 for a 12 pack of PBR at the beer distributor in NY..
Seems just a tad high....
Tyler, whose bill is that?
MDB's.
Robo's.
Timmah's.
Michelle's
Cappucinos?
Nice breakfast.
TEA is misspelled as TAE or THE
This one is most likely a fake receipt.
Thé, en français...
OK, how about CAPPUCCINO (café crème) misspelled as "CAPPUCINO"?!
This one is a fake receipt.
1. There is no date. (What is the date of this receipt?)
2. There is no currency (maybe this is a 20-year old receipt and prices are in FRF (French Francs))
3. Misspellings (English or French, there are misspellings).
4. No TVA (it is illegal, and if the price includes TVA, it must be stated on the receipt)
5. Etc (I have more, but I do not see any point in wasting my time to continue the list unless these four issues are addressed).
I've been there.
It is that expensive.
That might not be an actual bill, but if you went to the beach, oh, pretty much anywhere in St Tropez and had that shit, that's what it would cost.
I'm surprised everybody is surprised at 10 euro cokes, I had a 150 salad in Eze, nice view tho'....
Salad was crap.
Do some travelling you dumb cult
I am not disputing the place is expensive, just the authenticity of this receipt.
Also, it is not clear how many people were covered and why food was served by weight (in kilograms and grams)? How can you serve 3 kilograms of lobster (usually lobster is served by a unit and there are no lobsters that weight exactly 3 kg each)?
BTW, I have done more traveling than your stupid asshat can imagine.
its actually the law that it must be priced in grams or kilograms
16 people were at the table.
Lobsters are often sold by size. 3kg lobster is about 6.5 lbs, boil for 13-16 minutes.
90K was only wine alone. Without the wine, food and drinks were a bargain at ~1K a person (considering TVA and gratuity allegedly were included [even though it is not stated on the receipt and violates the law], serving beluga caviar, and 6.5 lbs lobsters)
http://www.myspace.com/genedebruler/photos/52988147#%7B%22ImageId%22%3A52988147%7D
It is feasible if it were a small wedding, a meeting of corporate executives, or GSA government officials wasting taxpayer’s money, or a few Russian oligarchs having fun; but the receipt is a fake Photoshop (this is just the fact).
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Obviously you're not a French golfer
Obviously, this is a fake receipt and I can prove it.
Obviously, anyone with a basic understanding of Philosophy 101 will understand that one cannot prove or disprove anything.
Obviously you are a victim of new age philosophy...........
"obviously"........
"You keep using that word....I do not think it means what you think it means."...Inigo Montoya
What Philosophy 101 has to do with establishing authenticity of this receipt!?
Just pointing a hole in your logic.
This website isn't dedicated to explaining philosophical principles, so I won't waste my time attempting to.
The logic is simple without any holes (unless you are talking about imaginary holes in your head).
There are multiple individuals posting on this website under "Tyler". Some Tylers are better than others (so you need to filter the information presented), and occasionally a few Tylers have a tendency to drop an opinionated bullshit here; for example, this fake receipt bullshit.
"Obviously, this is a fake receipt and I can prove it."
First, prove you have an IQ above 70.
He might resort to pulling out an IQ test he once took...But even then, that doesn't prove anything.
You are, my friend, the sound of one hand clapping.
Prove it then.
Sorry, my friend: http://www.freeimagehosting.net/newuploads/gv28n.jpg
Prove this, pls
French golfer
Oxymoron there Mr. Van de Velde...
The economy is what happens when bankers fuck a stranger in the ass.
"Obviously you're not a French golfer"
Are you saying the carpet pissers did this?
Hey...at least I'm house broken.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bSy6GNclBlI/TcN9v_FdmFI/AAAAAAAAGJ4/xK2Id9yR7lM/s1600/esta_the_marinoni.jpg
nice ride 12 tooth!
lol 20 bucks for two coca cola!!!. whatt
<<20 bucks for two coca cola!!!. whatt>>
Yes, bu tthey are cold Coke's. Warm ones are only 18 euros.
"Hope" we can all believe in.
most of the people don't even make half of this in whole month.
http://www.freefdawatchlist.com/
Math and english are hard.
lmao. +1
99% of humanity doesn't make that in a lifetime....
Wow 9 weeks! You've made it longer than most trolls of your type, You must not post very often...very sneaky. Maybe Tyler will notice this post and put you back out on the front porch.
He paid 4 EUR each for the word "The."
Balla.
What a fucking waste. Building wealth is one thing and I'm all for that, but throwing it away and flaunting it disgusts me. $20.00 for two fucking cokes, rifuckingdiculous! Maybe it was for two lines of blow.
It's technically closer to $25 for two cokes. That'll make your day that much worse.
It doesn't impact my day in any way shape or form. More power to them if they want to discard "wealth" in that manner. I just find it repulsve.
I hate to point this out but that's how some in the world see Americans... spending in a weekend on useless thingamajigs what they spend to feed their families in months/years. They too are disgusted.
Power Ball in Florida is at 300 million. Should we be disgusted that one person might get it all and possibly spend it on something we don’t approve of… it’s all relative right.
Hey I agree one hundred percent. I I look at the waste here then look over seas at impoverished countries ,and wonder how we live with ourselves. Ignorance is bliss until it catches up with you.
This stuff disgusts me too, but when I see something like this, I think at least they're redistributing it in a hurry to the wait staff and valets and busboys and the like. And they go spend it on groceries.
Rather have eurotrash douchebags and Arab "princes" blowing through their wealth than hoarding it. I mean, if someone can get them to spend $12 on a coke, the joke is on them.
Keep the change, bitchez.............
wait, where are the premium coke/prostitutes? or was that the other non-itemized receipt?
Bottle Service.
This is exactly the reason why the fed needs to "get to work" prices are getting ridiculous out there sheesh.
I know what you mean! The Fed needs to print more money so we can all afford these ridiculous prices. OR even better, the government needs to regulate these businesses to bring the prices down. Yeah... those two combined would solve everything. Right?? Maybe they should throw in a 35% VAT which then gets given back to the citizens so they can afford these crazy prices.
There has to be a 7-11 down the street where you could have used your SNAP card I would think....and got a lottery ticket to boot
Where were the suckers like this guy when I was having weekly poker games?
Qui est plus cher...Bollinger ou Dom Perignon?
DOM P
Cristal Brut 1990 Methuselah
here is a comparison. Click on the logo to get a price quote : Internet site.
Vente de Champagne : Dom Pérignon, Bollinger, Krug, Deutz, ...
Je crois que le Bollinger "Grand Anneé" is le plus cher. Bollinger "Cuveé Special" est moins cher.
The 1%? Try the 0.01%
So what?
Some rich guy is blowing a lot of money on silly shit.
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that somehow hot women are involved here as well.
But find out that he's a Eurocrat spending taxpayer money in between world saving meetings and you've got yourself a story.
And...holy shit!...<2 lb. Med. lobsters for 200 Euros apiece!
The superior Homarus Americanus is going for ~$4 a pond right now.
Arbitrage bitcheez!
must be a helluva blowjob that goes with that bubbly
I agree. 2 jerobeaoms of champage will get a lot of people laughing
I sure hope thee was a happy waitress on the other side of that tab.
20% tip? ... or do they not tip in The French Riviera?
Since it was probably a sociopathic bankster fuck, he probably just showed the waitress his "tip", expecting her to feel honored for the privilege.
Seriously, talk about paying your way through college! I'm sure the place is never short on applications.
I can get that shit waaaaaay cheaper, stupid bastards
can go to Ibiza and get girls w/ almost no euros but just dancing with them. why waste your money in southern france? hahah
Damn, I was looking for that receipt everywhere.
BTW in restaurants in France the service charge has to be included in the menu price, by law, so you never see "+12.5% discretionary service charge" at the end of the bill. So service charges or tips are not 'de rigeur'. On the other hand, an extra tip of 5-10% is still appreciated especially if the client is obviously rolling in money.
shit I drink PBR... $4.62 for the 6 pack .. I give the Korean guy $5.00 and he always gives me back 40 cents.
Even the half english speaking bust their ass millionaire next door immigrant store owners don't give a crap about the pennies anymore. Seriously, this husband and wife team will be millionaires.. they are always there and their hours are 6:30 a.m. - 9:30 p.m gas / convienance store.
Keystone 18pk $10.97. Rough sex in the back? Priceless
30 pk of stones is $17 here. Plus the added benefit of thoroughly cleaning out the bowels the next morning.
I can see Paradise by the Dashboard Light
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmPMMitJDYg
I drink Little Annie Green Springs and bang the neighbor on the kitchen counter in my double wide
Yer mom and I know it. We needs the time alone if ya get me.
That's what she said.
16 people works out at 6700 EUros per head. Expensive lunch; even with caviar and champers. The champagne I buy is hundred times cheaper and just as good as Dom Peri. Just saying. Rose champagne is not the best. Its flashy. Best is blend of Chardonnay, pinot gris and pinot noir. When the local guys get that right you have a feast. And don't look at the year. Champagne is drunk within three years like Sancerre. I drink 2009 this year.
But you pay the brand name and location and what the hell its only electronic money of Oligarchs. So let them buy their own kind of fantasy world.
Aside from champagne... Always order a 'Nouveau', or a 'Novella' (from the previous year)... That's sure to impress your date... LULZ
...remember remember the third Thursday of November.
No "Pussy" in France??
What the Skyhook from Batman was originally designed for. Bye everybody! Dr. Nick Riviera style and then....Swoosh.
Makes me feel downright guilty drinking my 5 € Marsala and Port.
Coca-cola 10 euros, cappucino 6 euros, tea is only 4 euros ...
So sit at the next table, have an herbal tea for 4 euros and have a laugh, or be a pain in the arse, while the people a half-metre away spend € 100,000 ...
50,000 Euros for a Methuselah of Dom Perignon Rosé?
Fuggedabboudit!
The two Jeroboams at 20,000 Euros each is a bargain!
How much was the tip? Did the waiter make $20K?
I put myself through College waiting on tables.....where do I apply?
This is what happens when I hit the "Knightclub", but I always pay in Gold.
The guy drops a cool 100 grand for a small party at Nikki Beach and the stuck up French fuckers still charge for Coca Cola and Water?
They won't see my business a 2nd time.