Meanwhile Over In The French Riviera...

Tyler Durden's picture

... The local socialists are suffering under oppressive austerity. And by that we mean the 1% continues to party like it is 1999. Of course, this is amateur hour for the luxury beach club: recall that the man, the FX myth, the, well, arestee, Alex Hope spent $323,483 back in March. That was right before the market swooned. Is this another interim top?

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Gubbmint Cheese's picture

4 Evian for $40.00? ha ha ha ha..

Precious's picture

The Century of the Self 

Consumerism and democracy

Turn off the TV

 

saturn's picture

You cannot turn off the TV. You can only lower the volume.

economics9698's picture

$12 fucking dollars for a Coke?  Where the fuck is my shotgun?

Buzz Fuzzel's picture

You must have learned math in a government school.  Please divide 20 by 2 one more time and see if you still get 12.

Id fight Gandhi's picture

Me understand, he convert to $ from €.

He not unsmart.

Buzz Fuzzel's picture

Then He should have said $12.33 

dogbreath's picture

thats 2 "JERO" jerobeaoms =  really big bottles....................party time

Precious's picture

Q: Why do government employees stay at five star hotels?

A: Because there are no six star hotels.

Catflappo's picture

They need to get the Nikki Beach included in inflation surveys.  That'd soon get Gold wriggling along....

5880's picture

It was me,

I was trying to get laid

larz's picture

Also a great way to dump your Euros    Well Done 5880!

 

 

 

btw did it work? - nudge nudge wink wink

5880's picture

I thought it was a topless french model

turned out it was a 11yo boy

what a waste

Pladizow's picture

The word "THE" costs $4.00?

SeverinSlade's picture

So many Euros in this cat's pocket, he decided to start paying for words.

northman's picture

The = Tea in French. Loup = Wolf. Langouste = Lobster.

fuu's picture

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_seabass

"and in France bar commun along the Atlantic coast and loup de mer in the Mediterranean."

Manthong's picture

Wait until you see the tab for the inventory on the shelves of that person’s prepper survival bunker.

 At least their beach wardrobe expenses are likely pretty nominal there.  

FranSix's picture

Just thought I would throw this one in to cheer yuz all up.  

No skin off your back.

http://youtu.be/phWv7l8Lm_A

StychoKiller's picture

How much caviar would I get for a Spiderman towel?

Joe Davola's picture

I'll bet wolf tastes just like chicken, if you fix it right.

johnQpublic's picture

and of course the entire bill was generated trying to attract 'foxes'

larz's picture

THE is usually $6-8.00 here in Chicago at McCormick Place plus 10 percent sales tax

green888's picture

what was the waiters tip ? Any guesses

Doña K's picture

Sometimes, you must get into the psych of certain class of people. A friend who owns a private bar with live music in Tokyo's Ropongi district, was just breaking even, even though the drink pricing and the annual fee was reasonable.

Then he trippled the pricing and started advertizing. When the Japanese elite heard that this was the most expensive private bar in the area, they flocked in.

My club is more expensive than your club mentality. it works. 

tekhneek's picture

Pretty much the easiest way to ensure people who can't afford things don't go. It's like a "poor person" filter which is why they like it. They know only the people who can afford to be there, are there.

I know a few guys like this. Won't play golf for $50 if it's on special, because it's cheap. $100 minimum for them to even respond. $250? Even better.

Let's go get a beer over at that hole in the wall that's cool as shit with all the sexy local bitches... $5 beer night... no? Okay, how about the place where there's a 900% premium on a bud-light's and the Keystone light's on sale for $15? They're all about it.

Dumbasses.

Midas's picture

I don't know about dumbasses.  Some people have more money than they know what to do with.  I have noticed the state parks around here are much more enjoyable since they started charging a $30 dollar yearly pass.  No lines, tons of room and always parking, for 30 bucks a year? Probably worth it even for me, and I am one of the tightest guys around.  I wouldn't pay 12 bucks for a 24 pack of cokes though, much less one.  Maybe if Kate Upton was pouring....

Midas's picture

I forgot to ask, Does EBT work at Nikki's?????

barroter's picture

I've seen this also. We knew a couple who HAD to spend their money on the “best.” He was a surgery technician and she was a nurse. Their combined incomes still weren't enough for their lifestyle so a lot ended up on credit. The “best” cutlery, dishes, rugs, hardwood floors, computer and to top it off, a new porch made from teak and mahogany.

 

It lasted two years before the Repo Men showed up.

DeadFred's picture

Euros my friend. Why not, they won't be worth much fairly soon.

strongband's picture

wanted to up arrow your comment as it is comical, but I "believe".

The Big Ching-aso's picture

 

 

The Final French Revolution was ignited by...........................

"Let them drink Dom Perignon."

 

saturn's picture

Finally someone priced in the inflation.

vast-dom's picture

holy shit that's my YEARLY cocaine habit, and in one fucking night! Jesus! I thought i was ballin'. I'm a fucking amatuer! 

 

what douche would spend that on bubbly? me? i woulda bought like 10 8-balls and the rest in PMs (even if my dealer don't accept silver or gold coins, yet). I could snort if off a solid gold bar or tits and get laid 10x over (yeah I don't tip bitches cause i got real game).

icanhasbailout's picture

And Evian spelled backwards is....

 

the guy is a daehtihs

 

slaughterer's picture

Soooo much grand cru Champagne wasted by Russian oligarchs squirting it out the bottle at bystanders at Nikki Beach.  This would be the perfect place for an Occupy shanty town.  

LongSoupLine's picture

 

 

 

Well...at least we know where Corzine is now.

IAmNotMark's picture

$10 for a coke?  Youch!!!

SeverinSlade's picture

10 EUR for coke?  For that, I would expect it to read "CRACK" on the receipt.  Unless he's dealing with some very watered down shit.

TrustWho's picture

....wrong currency! but good margins for resort.

francis_sawyer's picture

All I can say is that the local pussy is either real expensive or is getting shortchanged big time...