• Knave Dave
    05/23/2016 - 18:16
    This past Thursday marked the one-year anniversary of the US stock market’s death when stocks saw their last high. Market bulls have spent a year looking like the walking dead. They’ve...

Meanwhile Over In The French Riviera...

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... The local socialists are suffering under oppressive austerity. And by that we mean the 1% continues to party like it is 1999. Of course, this is amateur hour for the luxury beach club: recall that the man, the FX myth, the, well, arestee, Alex Hope spent $323,483 back in March. That was right before the market swooned. Is this another interim top?

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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:07 | 2704175 Gubbmint Cheese
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4 Evian for $40.00? ha ha ha ha..

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:10 | 2704193 monmick
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Euros, even funnier...

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:18 | 2704232 Precious
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The Century of the Self 

Consumerism and democracy

Turn off the TV


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:22 | 2704246 saturn
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You cannot turn off the TV. You can only lower the volume.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:27 | 2704261 Precious
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:26 | 2704509 economics9698
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$12 fucking dollars for a Coke?  Where the fuck is my shotgun?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:25 | 2704751 Buzz Fuzzel
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You must have learned math in a government school.  Please divide 20 by 2 one more time and see if you still get 12.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:29 | 2704765 Id fight Gandhi
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Me understand, he convert to $ from €.

He not unsmart.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:32 | 2704780 Buzz Fuzzel
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Then He should have said $12.33 

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 16:06 | 2704891 dogbreath
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thats 2 "JERO" jerobeaoms =  really big bottles....................party time

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 17:44 | 2705098 Precious
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Q: Why do government employees stay at five star hotels?

A: Because there are no six star hotels.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 18:36 | 2705210 Catflappo
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They need to get the Nikki Beach included in inflation surveys.  That'd soon get Gold wriggling along....

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:22 | 2704740 5880
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It was me,

I was trying to get laid

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:50 | 2704832 larz
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Also a great way to dump your Euros    Well Done 5880!




btw did it work? - nudge nudge wink wink

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:47 | 2704839 Belarusian Bull
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Was it a success?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:56 | 2704864 5880
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I thought it was a topless french model

turned out it was a 11yo boy

what a waste

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:22 | 2704247 Pladizow
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The word "THE" costs $4.00?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:23 | 2704256 SeverinSlade
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So many Euros in this cat's pocket, he decided to start paying for words.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:24 | 2704265 northman
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The = Tea in French. Loup = Wolf. Langouste = Lobster.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:33 | 2704306 fuu
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"and in France bar commun along the Atlantic coast and loup de mer in the Mediterranean."

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:36 | 2704521 Manthong
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Wait until you see the tab for the inventory on the shelves of that person’s prepper survival bunker.

 At least their beach wardrobe expenses are likely pretty nominal there.  

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:40 | 2704541 FranSix
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Just thought I would throw this one in to cheer yuz all up.  

No skin off your back.


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 21:39 | 2705618 StychoKiller
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How much caviar would I get for a Spiderman towel?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:12 | 2704449 Joe Davola
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I'll bet wolf tastes just like chicken, if you fix it right.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:50 | 2704848 johnQpublic
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and of course the entire bill was generated trying to attract 'foxes'

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:14 | 2704457 debtor of last ...
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You just typed $ 5.678,-

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:49 | 2704844 larz
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THE is usually $6-8.00 here in Chicago at McCormick Place plus 10 percent sales tax

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 18:03 | 2705122 robertocarlos
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How much is IS?

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 18:48 | 2705239 green888
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what was the waiters tip ? Any guesses

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:31 | 2704292 Doña K
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Sometimes, you must get into the psych of certain class of people. A friend who owns a private bar with live music in Tokyo's Ropongi district, was just breaking even, even though the drink pricing and the annual fee was reasonable.

Then he trippled the pricing and started advertizing. When the Japanese elite heard that this was the most expensive private bar in the area, they flocked in.

My club is more expensive than your club mentality. it works. 

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 14:41 | 2704550 tekhneek
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Pretty much the easiest way to ensure people who can't afford things don't go. It's like a "poor person" filter which is why they like it. They know only the people who can afford to be there, are there.

I know a few guys like this. Won't play golf for $50 if it's on special, because it's cheap. $100 minimum for them to even respond. $250? Even better.

Let's go get a beer over at that hole in the wall that's cool as shit with all the sexy local bitches... $5 beer night... no? Okay, how about the place where there's a 900% premium on a bud-light's and the Keystone light's on sale for $15? They're all about it.


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:40 | 2704811 Midas
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I don't know about dumbasses.  Some people have more money than they know what to do with.  I have noticed the state parks around here are much more enjoyable since they started charging a $30 dollar yearly pass.  No lines, tons of room and always parking, for 30 bucks a year? Probably worth it even for me, and I am one of the tightest guys around.  I wouldn't pay 12 bucks for a 24 pack of cokes though, much less one.  Maybe if Kate Upton was pouring....

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 15:50 | 2704850 Midas
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I forgot to ask, Does EBT work at Nikki's?????

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 16:02 | 2704881 larz
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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 17:00 | 2705014 barroter
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I've seen this also. We knew a couple who HAD to spend their money on the “best.” He was a surgery technician and she was a nurse. Their combined incomes still weren't enough for their lifestyle so a lot ended up on credit. The “best” cutlery, dishes, rugs, hardwood floors, computer and to top it off, a new porch made from teak and mahogany.


It lasted two years before the Repo Men showed up.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:10 | 2704194 elwu
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Not 40$. 40€.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:11 | 2704202 DeadFred
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Euros my friend. Why not, they won't be worth much fairly soon.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:15 | 2704216 strongband
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wanted to up arrow your comment as it is comical, but I "believe".

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:16 | 2704219 The Big Ching-aso
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The Final French Revolution was ignited by...........................

"Let them drink Dom Perignon."


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:26 | 2704243 SeverinSlade
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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:19 | 2704239 saturn
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Finally someone priced in the inflation.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:30 | 2704287 vast-dom
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holy shit that's my YEARLY cocaine habit, and in one fucking night! Jesus! I thought i was ballin'. I'm a fucking amatuer! 


what douche would spend that on bubbly? me? i woulda bought like 10 8-balls and the rest in PMs (even if my dealer don't accept silver or gold coins, yet). I could snort if off a solid gold bar or tits and get laid 10x over (yeah I don't tip bitches cause i got real game).

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:40 | 2704330 icanhasbailout
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And Evian spelled backwards is....


the guy is a daehtihs


Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:08 | 2704179 slaughterer
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Soooo much grand cru Champagne wasted by Russian oligarchs squirting it out the bottle at bystanders at Nikki Beach.  This would be the perfect place for an Occupy shanty town.  

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:20 | 2704241 LongSoupLine
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Well...at least we know where Corzine is now.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:08 | 2704181 IAmNotMark
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$10 for a coke?  Youch!!!

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:12 | 2704196 SeverinSlade
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10 EUR for coke?  For that, I would expect it to read "CRACK" on the receipt.  Unless he's dealing with some very watered down shit.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:11 | 2704201 TrustWho
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....wrong currency! but good margins for resort.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 13:24 | 2704258 francis_sawyer
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All I can say is that the local pussy is either real expensive or is getting shortchanged big time...

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