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Meanwhile In Sudan

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... A man celebrates QE3.

From Al Jazeera:

Al Jazeera correspondents are reporting that Sudanese security forces fired tear gas to disperse hundreds of protestors outside US embassy in Khartoum. Meanwhile, the UK and German embassies in the Sudanese capital have reportedly been stormed, and video shows a part of the latter embassy in flames as protesters demonstrate nearby.

Don't forget: "They hate us for our deflation"

 

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Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:30 | 2794345 GetZeeGold
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Totally forgot about those guys...

 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:32 | 2794356 krispkritter
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Disco inferno...burn baby burn...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:34 | 2794380 fuu
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It really is the 70's again.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:36 | 2794390 Surly Bear
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Well, with the new quantitative easing there will be plently of dollars to burn...hey, throw me a billion will you? It's getting cold in here....

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:37 | 2794397 Pladizow
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They're all chanting Bernanke's #1!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:40 | 2794409 Precious
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Practicing up on the great American custom of roasting a turkey for Thanksgiving.  

They are sending invitations out to every member of the State Department.

 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:42 | 2794427 Roy Bush
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This must be because of another "internet video". Who wouldn't kill, burn and loot because of an internet video.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:00 | 2794452 Precious
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They are mad because there were not enough women to go around this week.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:28 | 2794627 AvoidingTaxation
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"The suffering and abuse endured by these women goes far beyond the actual rape. Rape has a devastating and ongoing impact on the health of women and girls and survivors now face a lifetime of stigma and marginalisation from their own families and communities," said Amnesty International.

 

But why? 
stigma and marginalisation from their own families and communities

What is all about? Mans have to rape or defend the womens, not stigmatizing them? It's quite strange

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:01 | 2794529 smlbizman
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are you sure thats not richard pryor...

r.i.p mr. pryor..

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:41 | 2795517 BudFox2012
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I'll bet they finally got around to watching that 2 girls and a cup video.  That made me want to burn things too...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:43 | 2794446 MillionDollarBonus_
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AMERICA IS NOW OFFICIALLY ON RED ALERT. Americans need to be on high alert for terrorists at home, and report ANY suspicious behaviour IMMEDIATELY. Forces will be deployed across the middle east with operations starting in Egypt, followed by Libya, Yemen and Finally Sudan. This is the beginning of WORLD WAR THREE. Terrorists will NEVER take our freedom.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:49 | 2794473 LongSoupLine
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Classic MDB...all hail king of trolls.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:06 | 2794546 Pladizow
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Trillion Dollar Anus would be the first one I'd report!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:11 | 2795352 Bananamerican
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Plad, i used to think you were intelligent (because of your taste in breast avatars)

Now I'm not so sure.

For the 10 billionth time....Don't you understand that MDB is being satirical?

Hello? Pladizow? Do you now understand this?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:49 | 2794475 catacl1sm
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Right, the government will instead. ;)

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:50 | 2794480 freewolf7
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Well, at least you're not over-reacting.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:52 | 2794489 otto skorzeny
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the Saganaw MI PD will called in to put down any unrest-WARNING!-these guys/bitches  have itchy trigger fingers and alot of hollow point ammo -especially if you bring a knife to a gun fight.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:10 | 2794555 dwayne elizando
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Career choices in MI, cop, teacher, casino employee, drug dealer, prostitute!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:53 | 2794496 Vincent Vega
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RED ALERT RED ALERT!!!! DHS, NDAA, FBI, CIA, and all other homeland security alphabet agencies: Please check out a person on the Zero Hedge web site who operates under the moniker "MillionDollarBonus" and exhibits suspicious behavior.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:54 | 2794499 EvlTheCat
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I just turned you into the TSA.  You can thank me later.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:57 | 2794512 Precious
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MDB decided that insidious commenting is a lot more fun than masterbating all day.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:59 | 2794520 exi1ed0ne
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Bah, that's why you have TWO hands.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:06 | 2794545 eurogold
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When do prayers end tonight?.......Can't wait.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:44 | 2794451 dwayne elizando
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I thought they were celebrating the launch of the iPhone 5.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:59 | 2794519 EvlTheCat
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No no, that would be where people in China would begin synchronized swan diving off the top of tall buildings.  You have clearly mixed up your celebrations.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:05 | 2794542 giovanni_f
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he tried to start a chevy volt

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:15 | 2794572 dwayne elizando
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There's an app for that!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:06 | 2794544 CrimsonAvenger
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...while getting covered with Bernanke's #2.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 11:13 | 2794970 dugorama
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Looks like they need to put some liquidity on that fire!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:37 | 2794393 Pladizow
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Doop

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:41 | 2794401 Precious
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-> "Tastes great."

-> "Less filling."

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:35 | 2794387 Zer0head
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and then there is this

 

http://bit.ly/U235wr

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:19 | 2794599 Race Car Driver
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I didn't click on your blind link - I just went ahead and junked you for it.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:27 | 2794630 Schmuck Raker
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You did the right thing: Topless Royals

Gave me the heebie-jeebies

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:31 | 2794659 fuu
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You missed the Mondale headline.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:37 | 2794392 hedgeless_horseman
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Meanwhile in America, many youth of the same age as the boy pictured are very, very, angry that they missed the 50% OFF LABOR DAY SALE at Game Stop...thousands of titles like Kill All Ragheads IV were priced under $20.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:41 | 2794422 pods
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That "could be more funnier" if it wasn't so true.

pods

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:37 | 2794400 Clueless Economist
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What in hell?  These savages hate us because of our freedoms!

So we tried to please them by taking away our freedoms with the Patriot Act, FBI, TSA, DEA, FBI, CIA and numerous other Three Letter Acronym Government agencies.

And now they still have the nerve to hate us?????

A few nuclear bombs would be too good for these sub-humans.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:42 | 2795837 mkhs
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Don't worry.  We have something more potent.  We will starve them with inflation.  Loose the printers from hell!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:44 | 2794447 Dr. Richard Head
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Has the US been bombing Sudan with drones or subverting the government there or supporting a despot there?  I can't keep track of all of the Democracy Drones of today anymore.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:31 | 2794661 Schmuck Raker
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We've done something far worse, I fear.

Satellite TV in Sudan now carries CNBC. The Mayans were right.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:36 | 2794685 Dr. Richard Head
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Oh shit.  Time to get my bug out bag ready.  Blowback will come to our front door for sure I'm afraid.  CNBC on TV in Sudan.  Allah-damnit.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:33 | 2794667 Jethro
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Detroit or Khartoum?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:30 | 2794346 Lohn Jocke
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He'd a Fedophile. Touching little dollars.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:30 | 2794347 Capitalist
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Krugman says celebration "could be more bigger"

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:34 | 2794385 EvlTheCat
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+Nailed It!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:50 | 2794486 dannyboy
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For sure the best comment of the week on ZH! Spat out my tea reading that!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:31 | 2794352 Tank_
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Is that money burning?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:31 | 2794360 howenlink
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My thougts exactly.  Wait till that's a guy in NYC burning fiat.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:31 | 2794354 gggunchi
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Ich sehe viele schießübung.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:44 | 2794449 Pool Shark
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Ich bin ein 'big printer'

 

 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:54 | 2794501 The Reich
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Two thousand years ago the proudest boast was "civis Romanus sum." Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is 

 

Ich bin ein Khartoumese!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:32 | 2794363 LongSoupLine
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Why is that guy cheering...he didn't make that fire, someone else did.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:43 | 2794439 PolishErick
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Was it always burnin since the worlds been turnin??

 

...sorry i just had to

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:32 | 2794364 UTICA CLUB XX PURE
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Fuck You Bernenki

 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:32 | 2794366 krispkritter
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Hey! Pull my finger!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:32 | 2794369 Dr. Engali
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We clearly need to export some inflation to them and calm things down.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:40 | 2794414 Spastica Rex
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They're mad about insults to Islam. Has nothing to do with economics, just medieval superstitions. Something similar happens every four years or so. It will all go away after Hillary Clinton calms them down.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:03 | 2794533 kito
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spas, im still confused....i thought DHS said the new terrristsss are home grown white folk who believe in the constitution??.....and that al qaedddaaa are our friends helping us overthrow the axis of evil in syria???????and now its those pesky muslim terrrists at it again, destroying our embassies???..................is al quaeda involved in this.......did they use the weapons we just gave them for syria????im lost............what happenend to the constitutionalists?? are they now fighting for freedom in syria???....please help!!!!.............who am i supposed to hate now?????........................

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:05 | 2794541 Spastica Rex
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It can be confusing. To be safe, hating all poor people in general works pretty well, you cover your bases that way.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:11 | 2794560 Dr. Engali
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+1 Funniest post I've read today.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:23 | 2794620 kito
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spas, at this rate, the entire country may become self-loathing.................

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:47 | 2794788 toady
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I'll just keep hating and distrusting everyone until someone proves I should trust them.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:26 | 2795409 falak pema
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that should be written into the constitution; in god and rich people we trust.

Amazing what Khartoum/Tunis show the world; "we hate all who hate our Prophet and if the negation of Shoah is a crime in West, then negation of Mohammed should also be worldwide. By "all" we assimilate in this hate anybody that remotely looks like those actors in the film; aka white americans/europeans."

The culture of hate is now the norm in the streets of Networld and Twitter world. And the third world of Islamic origin is its Pandora's box.

Two wrongs don't a right make. And the world of the Net is a firebomb for bad and for good, magnified beyond rational comprehension. 

Its also a minefield of untold riches for disseminators of hate, more, of political acts that are to their benefit; already programmed in hidden agendas of global malfeasance.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:35 | 2794679 Widor
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We have always been at war with eastasia...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 11:11 | 2794952 “Rebellion to t...
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Kito, How sad but true is your post? Your +/- 10 questions are so relevant, they should be asked at the Presidential debates. 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:47 | 2794462 Ar-Pharazôn
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well........ i think usa is doing a good work in exporting missile guided democracy and drone diplomacy.... no?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:34 | 2794371 crawl
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Is that a modern day toga the guy is wearing?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:34 | 2794373 EvlTheCat
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WE'RE NUMBER 1

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:44 | 2794760 whotookmyalias
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Yeah, but that one guy looks to be chanting "we're number 2". Maybe he is confused.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 11:06 | 2794925 EvlTheCat
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Poor guy's got webbed fingers.  We can air drop some foam hands and cheesehead hats to help assist the disabled in the celebration.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:35 | 2794379 Robslob
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Cumulative Central Bankers injections:

 

http://screencast.com/t/HwzHe5pB

 

Great chart that says it all...Must not see 1,270 on S&P ever again...got to sleep...sleep...sleep...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:35 | 2794388 khakuda
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Best caption ever.

Tyler, thanks for the best coverage of the Fed's ineptitude out there.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:37 | 2794394 Jim in MN
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Y'all do realize that Ben'zelbub also controls the price of wheat and rice, don't you?  And these items would be trending, as it were, vertical due to our wonton cultural imperialism, er currency debasement?

High Infidelity.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:37 | 2794398 ZackAttack
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The Fed should think about printing up some corn, wheat and soybeans while it's at it.

Otherwise, Mission Accomplished in those parts of the world where food costs 40%+ of people's disposable income.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:37 | 2794404 nowhereman
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Don't you get it, that guy will be living in your neighborhood very soon.  He'll make a refugee claim, 'cause the US is the "land of opportunity" don't ya know.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:41 | 2794420 LongSoupLine
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Nah...my neighborhood's not near Harvard.  That guy's going there on a full ride "check the box" scholarship.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:44 | 2794444 EvlTheCat
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Given enough time he could become President..... Say 3 or 4 weeks.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:38 | 2794406 Lucius Corneliu...
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Next up ... East LA

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:41 | 2794418 Upland27
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GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:44 | 2794425 stant
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the great satan is now third world, you only get to keep banana republic status so long

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:41 | 2794426 Jim in MN
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"I have stolen an invisible TV!!!  Cover me boys!"

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:42 | 2794428 BigInJapan
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Make no mistake, a war is coming...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:50 | 2794484 Lucius Corneliu...
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Coming?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:43 | 2794432 Watauga
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Religion of Peace. 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:08 | 2794550 squexx
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Worship our God of Peace and Love............or we'll kill you!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:16 | 2794582 ndetmer
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Right after friday prayers first though.  Then rape and pillage.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:43 | 2794436 Mister Ponzi
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Maybe he's not celebrating QE3, maybe he ist protesting against the Bundesbank's blocking of QE in Europe...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:43 | 2794438 bullionbaron
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Picture above had the object which all are pointing at photoshopped out, here is the original: http://i50.tinypic.com/2rwb6tv.jpg

 

http://www.bullionbaron.com/

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:46 | 2794457 Super Marco
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That's just a jpeg from a rap music video. I think the lyrics went something along the lines of "We gettin' fiat monaaaaayyyy!"

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:46 | 2794460 youngman
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In other news...the Euro is up 1% today...one percent....ONE PERCENT IN ONE DAY...it used to take years to do that.....the FX has really become a casino....

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:51 | 2794821 OneTinSoldier66
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A few/several weeks ago it seemed like I saw a few traders saying to short the Euro, it's the biggest no-brainer of the decade! I wonder how that's working out for them? Fortunately for me I'm not a no-brainer, I actually use my brain.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:52 | 2794829 Cthonic
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USD dive bombing will help our (weapons) exports.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:49 | 2794464 Abraxas
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Our peaceful and friendly intentions have yet again been misconstrued by these people. We have to reach their souls and their harts. We'll introduce benefits of a Miltonian free market to them. Then they'll realize our good intentions.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:48 | 2794471 Brazillionaire
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Shouldn't these people be managing their portfolios?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:57 | 2794509 AUD
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They are. Have you seen the value of the Sudanese Pound lately?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:48 | 2794472 LeisureSmith
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Overt/covert foreign influence over corrupt leaders leads to a shitty quality of life for the general population, end result is abundant anger to be exploited to gain more power. 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:07 | 2794476 youngman
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Their designer clothes lack something...they need an A&F....and Achmad & Farse..

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:49 | 2794479 jesusonline
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I approve this message.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:49 | 2794481 saints51
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Atleast they are not holding their hands high with their diamonds(cough,cough all seeing eye) in the air like Jay-Z calls it.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:52 | 2794491 Sandmann
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Probably wanted to get the iPhones and iPads before the diplomats squirreled them away

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 09:53 | 2794495 Jim in MN
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Or....he's holding up Facebook's profit potential.

(rim shot)

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:01 | 2794528 Sudden Debt
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Can somebody post the movie they complain about? I like to see it!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 11:50 | 2795222 bookwurm
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Here it is, really though you have to wonder how people cannot see that this is extremely crude agit-prop obviously designed to provoke "the Umma" and perhaps there is somthing more to the murders of the U.S. Ambassador and his personell. mebbe they had info on the whereabouts of Qaddafi's bullion stash? or who has it now??

 

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-h4280848,00.html

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 11:10 | 2794947 tabasco71
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Bath salts strikes again - why oh why would anyone want to ingest a 'legal high' which has to the potential to make you strip naked, become unable to register pain and eat other people?

I'm not pro-gun, but the more of these freak-out stories I read, the more I really start to feel I'd like to own one.  I mean what is an average person going to do against one of these drugged out psycho's??  

There was even a similar MO reported in the UK last month..... !!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:03 | 2794535 Henry Hub
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They used to hate us for our freedoms. But now that we have brought them democracy and freedom, they hate themselves for their own freedoms.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:10 | 2794553 Michelle
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Only the ILLUSION of democracy, don't kid yourself! Just another part of Obama's grand scam to pull the wool over our eyes so we can't see him for what he really is, a fraud.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:11 | 2794563 Dan Conway
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That's a lot of carbon emission pollution!  Call Al Bore!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:16 | 2794578 RougeUnderwriter
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This is how the Arab spring started. Inflation made it impossible for poor to eat. One guy lit himself on fire and a week later the whole mid east was on fire. QE3 will cause many poor people accross the globe serious issues if energy and food inflation takes off again. Then civil unrest could be the unintended consequence.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:16 | 2794579 RougeUnderwriter
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This is how the Arab spring started. Inflation made it impossible for poor to eat. One guy lit himself on fire and a week later the whole mid east was on fire. QE3 will cause many poor people accross the globe serious issues if energy and food inflation takes off again. Then civil unrest could be the unintended consequence.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:32 | 2794663 the not so migh...
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Drop a pallet of money on him, that will show them.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:49 | 2796339 Remington IV
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Hope and Change

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