Merkel Says No European Shared Liability As Long As She Lives

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For. The. Win.


Socialism better have a Plan B.

Gold, Silver, Stocks, Treasury Yields, and EUR all plunging...


and in the meantime, Spain and Italy yields push higher and Spain and Italy bank stocks plunge further...

Why is Merkel doing all of this? Simply. We have said it n times before... We will say it again:

Germany will continue pushing every peripheral country closer to the brink (which helps Germany courtesy of increasing pressure on the EURUSD, which benefits the only real net exporter and mercantilism beneficiary in the Eurozone - Germany - by now only absolute economic dilettantes don't seem to understand this) until such time as PIIGS (and then all the other formerly core - here's looking at you socialist "fairness doctrine" entrants) come begging for any scrap that whoever is in charge of Germany will be willing to hand them, in the form of a Debtor In Possession loan of course, and thus accretive to Bunds. If that means presenting their gold to the German Cash4Gold pawn shop under the guise of a Redemption Fund or whatever it is called, so be it. Unless of course, everyone keeps demanding that Germany bail them out. In which case Merkel will just unpack that brand spanking new shipment of DEMs and be done with it.

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Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:09 | 2561614 transaccountin
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health accident 3..2..1.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:10 | 2561620 quintago
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Now I'd hit it. 

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:12 | 2561630 Biggvs
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Yep, against impossible odds, Merkel just got sexy.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:13 | 2561643 malikai
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I wish she would have said this two years ago.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:29 | 2561718 Popo
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Stay out of hot tubs Angela.

We'd hate to see you get heartattacked...

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:36 | 2561742 flacon
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EUR: "Mutter! Mutter! Share your milk!"

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:36 | 2561752 Arius
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does she mean as long as she is PM or whatever she is ...

or this way sounds more dramatic ... i guess if she is removed from power not much she can do about it EVEN if she still alive is there ???

just asking ...

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:38 | 2561764 PhilB
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She didnt say it!! This is just another crap rumor folks!. Be smart.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:43 | 2561776 Rainman
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Obeyme, temporary leader of the free world, commanded her to get with the program. How dare she defy His Gloriousness ?

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:51 | 2561823 PhilB
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According to the irresponsible CNBC:

Germany's Angela Merkel was quoted as telling a meeting of one of the parties in her coalition on Tuesday that Europe would not have shared total debt liability "as long as I live".

The chancellor said there would be no shared liability of debt in Germany either - after her government agreed plans with federal states to issue joint "Deutschland bonds" - in comments reported by participants in a meeting with the Free Democrats (FDP), junior partners in her centre-right coalition.

Is that some crap reporting or what?! These people should be sued.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 14:30 | 2562364 macholatte
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:14 | 2561648 bigwavedave
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In a Maggie Thatcher kinda way....

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:17 | 2561655 Comay Mierda
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nah just a front. she has wet dreams of euro bonds, centralized treasury, and stripping EU nations of their sovereignty.  just trying to get popularity points now until the SHTF then she will change her mind and say she had no choice but to agree to euro bonds.  c'mon ppl, this is how lying politicians play the game!

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:59 | 2561863 YuropeanImbecille
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Sadly you are probably right... fucking evil bastards!

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 14:23 | 2562346 Curtis LeMay
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Not this time.

She'd be dangling from piano wire on the Ku'damm if she gave into "debt pooling"...

And rightfully so.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:17 | 2561664 Crisismode
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Does Plan B involve any kind of contract on someone in particular?

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:47 | 2561806 PhilB
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This is europe, we have gone past plan B ages ago. We are now on Plan 9 (or Nein!)....from Outer Space of course.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:20 | 2561683 bigkahuna
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Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:22 | 2561688 rbg81
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I bet she'd change her mind if Hollande would lower France's retirement age to 55 or so. [/s]

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:22 | 2561689 disabledvet
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"her logic is sound" indeed. "must have had a Secret Santa."

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:30 | 2561729 The Big Ching-aso
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Whew.  4 awhile there I was beginning 2 think she was developing a Merkyll & Hide personality.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:57 | 2561851 YuropeanImbecille
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Jesus Christ! She will get JFK´ed by the zionist-satanists !



Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:09 | 2561921 Stoploss
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Did she have a stroke??

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:14 | 2561647 SHEEPFUKKER

Last I checked, Germany sells debt.... I believe they are called Bunds. /sarc

The old bag likes her own debt, just not other people's. 

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:24 | 2561701 disabledvet
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And you must be debt free of course.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:33 | 2562022 Matt
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Think about this if it were people. Your neighbour is telling you "I can't afford my mortgage, I'm going to let the bank foreclose and drag down the value of all the houses on the block, putting you underwater, if you don't co-sign a loan with me". Would you do it?

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:25 | 2561703 brooklynlou
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Bingo. Why stop squeezing when they're still some assets to strip. Merkel won't relelnt till the last Spiderman towel is safely hid away in a German bank vault.

4th Reich baby! All your bases belong to us!

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 15:48 | 2562113 The Big Ching-aso
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Give Angie credit 4 having balls, boobs, & bravado.  She's Germany's Churchill in drag.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:08 | 2561914 eatthebanksters
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Put some lipstick on it and get some strong perfume to cover the smell of pork...

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:29 | 2561714 deus x machina
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Angela, when you are working with GLOBAL PSYCHOPATHS  you don't want to give them any extra ideas!

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:42 | 2561777 Poetic injustice
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Is she trying to be European J.F.Kennedy?

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:57 | 2561853 rotagen
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Its about time we finally got this global economic collapse thing going.  

I was getting bored waiting for the inevitable.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:10 | 2561615 Newsboy
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Tough Love.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:14 | 2561657 FL_Conservative
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That's no "turd" in the punchbowl, its full-fledged diarrhea.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:10 | 2561616 Conman
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Solution - assasination?

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:10 | 2561617 Stuart
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Hope Merkels takes trains instead of planes and helicopters.... just saying...

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:13 | 2561638 I Am Not a Copp...
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Right! Stay out of small planes Angela.  Seriously.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:20 | 2561973 Treason Season
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November 29th, 2009

Via: Guardian:

Russia was tonight coming to terms with its most deadly terrorist attack in years after investigators confirmed that a powerful improvised bomb caused Friday’s devastating train crash in which at least 26 people, including several top government officials, were killed.

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Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:10 | 2561621 virgilcaine
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That gal has a big pair..

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:13 | 2561640 Dr. Engali
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Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:30 | 2561730 Tippoo Sultan
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That has to be a Banzai job.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:39 | 2561765 Spastica Rex
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Udderly ridiculous.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:23 | 2561984 MsCreant
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Those are real. Her statement, dunno, but the tits caused controversy a while back.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:44 | 2561788 derek_vineyard
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fix her face first

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 13:13 | 2562143 Zymurguy
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Butterface... I'll need two bags though, one for her and one for me in case her's falls off.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:10 | 2561623 GolfHatesMe
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She just moved up in a lot of dead pools

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:13 | 2561624 Dr. Engali
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Ouch...You better have somebody tasting your food Angela.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:41 | 2561771 slaughterer
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Don't eat in Italian, Spanish, Irish, Portugese, Greek restaurants for the rest of your life.  

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 11:11 | 2561626 CaptainObvious
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Well, Merkel has certainly showed she has an excess of balls.  Will she at least share those with the testicle-deprived leaders of Europe?

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