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Sun, 12/25/2011 - 03:30 | 2009959 malek
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Happy Holidays to the ZH team!!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:41 | 2010007 Chris Jusset
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Thanks, ZH & Tyler, for all your great work.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 05:02 | 2010026 HedgeAccordingly
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Cheers Tyler... lets do this again in 2012. we are all working towards a common goal with ZH leading the way. 

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 07:00 | 2010084 AssFire
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Yes, I learn so much more here beyond economics. Merry Christmas to ZH and all its favorite site!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 07:19 | 2010089 bania
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Merry Xmas to everyone at ZH.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 07:30 | 2010091 MillionDollarBonus_
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Merry Xmas every body. I'm looking forward to the new year when all the 2012 doomer conspiracies can finally be disproven and libertarians will be discredited once and for all.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 07:49 | 2010101 zhandax
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And Merry Christmas to our most special troll, sunshine!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:02 | 2010158 strannick
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Merry Christmas and God bless, ZH and posters.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 10:07 | 2010221 Manthong
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Cool Yule to everyone.

As we celebrate the holidays we can rest easy knowing that the interventions of our politicians and central bankers will bring a new perspective of our challenges to all.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 10:24 | 2010230 bigkahuna
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Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:37 | 2010373 fuu
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Be safe out there everyone, don't get captured.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 13:57 | 2010475 redpill
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Merry Christmas, bitchez!  May your nog be spiked with good booze, and may your presents be full of gold & silver!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 22:06 | 2010914 Flakmeister
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Merry fuckin Christmas everyone.... enjoy it while it lasts...

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 13:07 | 2010428 peekcrackers
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Happy X-mass Z H ! Thanks for all your insight and Truth that is told witth style and Flair!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 10:53 | 2010253 Husk-Erzulie
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Ouch, that really is rugged. Lolz.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 11:50 | 2010303 rcintc
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to The All-Star ZH Team.  Please keep up the good work of keeping us informed.

Go Ag!  Go Au!  

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:47 | 2010383 Cyrano de Bivouac
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Thanks Tyler(s) for ZH. Malagayan Pasko!


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 07:53 | 2010102 JOYFUL
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He He....wit ya there Bonus!

So yu finally came outta the closet and joined us Huh?

Everybody knows that the big dog doomers are the Hank Paulsen and his Eurocrat doppeldangers, who constantly predict that the sky will fall less we all bend over for the BANKSTERS! 

and of course, when BIGSIS state withers away, next year, and we all can get with buyin and sellin and stuff without constant interference, we gonna be able to dispel all those libertarians myths too- right>!?

Good on ya gonna luv the company!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:57 | 2010209 DumFarmer
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I still can't believe anyone takes Bonus seriously. He is the king oftrolling for suckers. I love the sarcasm AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:20 | 2010349 thatthingcanfly
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Seconded. MDB is obviously being sarcastic. The "tell" is the use of numerous absolutisms in his text. It's amazing how many people who read ZH just don't get it. He's up to 37 junks as of this writing - probably from victims of public education.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:10 | 2010768 Tijuana Donkey Show
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pubic educatationz

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:12 | 2010125 BadKiTTy
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BDB you are the best!! Keep em coming!!! Lol


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 11:55 | 2010311 GoldenGal
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I hope your right Million dollar bonus....but if we're right that million dollar bonus won't buy you a happy meal at mickey Dees in 2013!


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:14 | 2010167 theMAXILOPEZpsycho
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Merry Fucking Christmas Bitchezzz.... Here's my little christmas prezzie for you all...

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 13:28 | 2010453 Green Leader
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"We wish you a Merry Christmas..."

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 11:35 | 2010287 John Law Lives
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Agreed! ZH is one of the most informative sites on the 'net.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:21 | 2010351 LetThemEatRand
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No doubt.  Notice how easily the MSM switches to the story where they cover NORAD tracking Santa?  They don't miss a beat because they are all just actors reading from a script.   I even saw a general on one of the news programs (yes, Fox), discussing the Santa tracking just as if he were discussing weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.   Gotta love those little reminders that it's all a show for the masses.  Thank you ZH for the reality program!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 15:46 | 2010587 N57Mike
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At a time when "Truth is the first casualty of War", Zero Hedge is wonderful; thank you all so much. Keep up the great and insighful work. God Bless you all Tylers...........

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:47 | 2010014 Silver Bug
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Happy Holidays everyone!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 14:42 | 2010515 buyingsterling
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I made a video about Ron Paul. If you love Paul, love rock, and hate the banksters' police state, you'll like it. Please share it with friends and family. Features one of the great unknown rock anthems of all time:

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:47 | 2010144 gilliganis
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Happy happy, you freaks!


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 16:51 | 2010652 FreedomGuy
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Yes, and a merry Christmas to all, even nonchristian and atheist friends. Surely there can be room and a time for goodwill to all.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 16:58 | 2010661 RockyRacoon
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Próspero año y felicidad, Beetchez!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 03:38 | 2009963 Eireann go Brach
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Cheers to ZH and Tyler, for giving us so much great information, and making us the smartest guy in the room over Christmas:)

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:44 | 2010197 dick cheneys ghost
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Merry XMAS have taught us so much.............


Thanks, Nakedempire

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 16:53 | 2010654 FreedomGuy
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Well sad, Eireann. Anything that makes us contemplate the truth of a matter helps us all. Cheers to you!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 03:46 | 2009969 Gubbmint Cheese
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Happy Holidays to all ZHrs.. Thx for all you do Tyler et al..

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:06 | 2009982 BigDuke6
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2012 could be a very tricky year and we'll need all we have to not get fucked over.

Sparking one for ya slewie.
happy holidays ZH and all who sail on her.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:04 | 2010332 gmrpeabody
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Up all  night putting toys together bitchez...

;- )

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:13 | 2010338 WonderDawg
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Merry Christmas ZH, Tylers, and all my favorite peeps.

Greg Lake says it nicely.


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:32 | 2010185 francis_sawyer
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Yeah Merry X-Mas... & Happy X-nukkah too... Or for that matter, Happy X-zaa..

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 11:00 | 2010259 HD
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Don't forget us pasta lovers - we're totally on board for the whole peace on earth and goodwill toward men thing...

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 03:50 | 2009970 KrugerrandFan
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Happy Christmas to all at fight club :-)

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 06:23 | 2010071 Ethics Gradient
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Merry Christmas to everyone here.

Hopefully Santa brings each of you what you want - even if he's let me down. I wanted 17 new European currencies.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:23 | 2010134 Jendrzejczyk
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A couple of the reindeer had the stomach flu last night. Slowed things down a bit. Your present shall arrive shortly.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 03:50 | 2009971 KlausK
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Last Christmas.
And then:

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 21:27 | 2010870 Cathartes Aura
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noooooo, not teh george michael!!!!

that was subtle KlausK, and well placed.

happy whatever you celebrate ZHedgers - and thankyou to the Tylers all, for keeping it at a pace that can leave us slightly gasping for air at times, but always nourished with information - what we each make of that info is our own task, but it is a GIFT nevertheless.

/bushmill's black bush, neat.

oh, and alabama shakes! nice - one for y'all -

Phosphorescent "Wolves"

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 03:53 | 2009972 subqtaneous
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Drinks r on me.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:20 | 2009994 I am Jobe
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Whoo Hoo. Spiked Egg Nog.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 06:54 | 2010082 Conrad Murray
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Well, in that case, I've got the holiday trees for everyone. Who's got some fentanyl to complete this trifecta?

Merry Christmas everyone.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 11:43 | 2010294 Cheesy Bastard
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I will buy the fuckin dip. (Yeah, that one never gets old!)  Merry Christmas and God Bless!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:11 | 2010769 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Dip the fucking chip.....

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 03:54 | 2009973 JackBarnes
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Now this is real music. Thanks for sharing. Listening to it on repeat. Who is this girl? Its like Janis Joplin lost daughter.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 07:11 | 2010087 RemiG2010
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If you like it, buy it! I already did!

Merry Xmas to all.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:03 | 2009976 Rastadamus
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You made me rich. Merry Christmas mother fucker.....

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:51 | 2010202 duo
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Mr. Bernank, if you let gold trade freely ($5000 an oz or more), I'll stimulate the economy by buying a second house, an American car, and I might even add a couple of people at my business.

President Obama, if you decided not to run for re-election, I'll do the above even with gold at the current price.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:05 | 2009981 saulysw
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Cheers, big ears, to all.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:16 | 2009988 James T. Kirk
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Merry Christmas to all and Peace On Earth.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 13:04 | 2010417 fuu
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I enjoyed that, thank you.


"Life always costs everything. You'll leave here eventually, like me, and the cost will be your life. How did you spend it?"

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:18 | 2009990 el750
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Merry Christmas ZH.....All the best to you T , and to the troops.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:19 | 2009993 I am Jobe
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Meery Christmas to ZH and team and all on this board. Lets all celebrate it the way it meant to . Screw the ACLU.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:29 | 2010000 nah
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a little love bitchez

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:30 | 2010001 Fox-Scully
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Ho Ho Ho!  You're going to shoot your eye out!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:09 | 2010114 GubbermintWorker
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Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:38 | 2010003 williambanzai7
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Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:42 | 2010008 UGrev
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Fuckin' owning it, WB.. :)
Merry Christmas non-sheeples :)

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 05:16 | 2010037 falak pema
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Ho ,ho, ho and a bottle of bubbly to  ZH. Merry Xmas; and may the turkey look at you all with amazementl, stuffed and cooked delicious. "Not so boring, it happens once a year, so make the most of it!"

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 05:41 | 2010047 I am Jobe
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Wow Wee. Now if you can make this go across the screen with a pole dancing thing that would be great. Keep em coming Banzai. Excellent work as always.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 05:57 | 2010059 jonjon831983
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Go long women?

Merry Christmas!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:23 | 2010133 Freewheelin Franklin
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Go long bitches, bitchez!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 10:20 | 2010225 Yen Cross
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FX open?

    WTF? They are banned from U.S. markets.  They allow CFD trading. I hope they are re-allowed to U.S. markets.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:40 | 2010005 ZeroPower
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Merry Christmas.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:47 | 2010011 Potemkin Villag...
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Festivus bitchez!

Still waiting for the dancers to show up...

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:45 | 2010012 Andrew G
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We got so caught up in the little things of Christmas, like love and family that... we almost fogot it's buying things that makes our economy thrive. - South Park

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:23 | 2010777 Temporalist
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original south park short from back in 1992

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:53 | 2010020 green888
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Happy Christmas to all of you whose analysis makes this site so special

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 04:55 | 2010021's picture



Merry Chritmas to you, one and all.
As we call a short truce in our brawl.
Now come all ye Tylers,
And all the gold pilers,
With a shout out for dear Doctor Paul.


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 05:00 | 2010024 unirealist
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Black Swan event of 2012:

Ron Paul wins Republican nomination and starts outpolling Obama.  Ferocious hit pieces only put small dents in his support.  The more the system hates him, the more the public decides to vote for him.

Like the Russians voting for the Communist Party as their only way of expressing disgust with Putin.

I can't wait for the fun to start.   

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:25 | 2010355 Long-John-Silver
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Ron Paul is radical surgery for the radical debt cancer. He is the last and only chance to save US. All the others are sweet placebo's with a little hopeium mixed in to dull the pain.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 05:05 | 2010030 Joe Sixpack
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Merry Christmas ZeroHedge!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 05:12 | 2010031 Dugald
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A Happy Christmas to all and particularly to those who post some very erudite and informed posts.

Me and mine raise our glasses to you and yours, and ours and ours would be pleased to drink with you an yours for hours and hours, if you and yours will drink with ours and ours for hours n hours. And ours and ours will be most happy to drink with yours and yours for hours n hours, ifn you and yours will pay for ours and ours, for hours n hours.


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 05:13 | 2010033 The Heart
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Merry Christmas to One and All from beautiful downtown winter wonderland.

Blessings in the Houses of all good ZH'ers and everyone on the ZH team.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 05:40 | 2010046 liquiditat
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Many of drinks!  

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 21:42 | 2010889 Dapper Dan
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 A toast,  to our wives and our girlfriends and may they never meet!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 05:47 | 2010051 chaartist
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You still dont know what you have done to financial news. you changed a lot ZH. Thank you

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:08 | 2010161 onebir
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Got to agree with this. ZH has brought (some of?) the issues traders and hedge fund managers think about into the light of day. Almost a wikileaks of finance. Thanks :)

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:13 | 2010336 s2man
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I third the motion.  Thank you Tyler.  I know too much about financials, now. There is only one person I know who has a clue what I'm talking about, and what is going on which is really important. 

Merry Christmas to all ZH'ers. May they kick the can as far as possible to give you time to prepare.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 15:37 | 2010572 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Motion carried.

"We're all in it together, kid." - Harry Tuttle

Thank you, Tyler, for all you do and for challenging our assumptions. Thank you, thoughtful members of our ZH community; we won't always agree, but by God, whether insomniac or recently awakened, at least we're not asleep. Best wishes for 2012 to you all, and may the new year find us all waking up more of our families, friends, and colleagues.


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:59 | 2010413 Cagliostro
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A veritable revolution, and one for which I am thankful.  Merry Christmas to all Zerohedgers.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 05:50 | 2010053 Haywood Jablowme
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays to fellow "good" ZH'ers.  Big Govt, Big Bank, & Big Corp trolls can lick my ballsack.  Here's to the revolution biznitches.  Thanks for makin the rope.  Your time is comin'...



Sun, 12/25/2011 - 05:49 | 2010055 Dick Darlington
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It's been a rough year and something tells me the next one ain't gonna be any easier. Let's keep up the "fight" here at ZH and continue to do our little contributions towards a better world. We never give up!

Merry christmas to all of You!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 06:04 | 2010064 Buyemall
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merry Christmas Tyler and ZH every growing family and friends!

keep up the good work and enjoy!

Happy holidays!!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 06:21 | 2010069 Schicklegroover
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It's a Festivus miracle! My ZH account approval just arrived in time for me to post Merry Christmas all y'all!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 06:34 | 2010072 Blank Reg
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The MSM is starting to attack Ron Paul. Good. The fight is going according to plan.

  "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win"

Merry Christmas.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 06:37 | 2010075 seek
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Happy Holidays, my beautifully insane, dysfunctional, extended internet family!

Being on ZH is like having hundreds of crazy uncle Eddies that you secretly like, without the bothersome annoyance of paying for bail at 3AM.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 13:04 | 2010418 fuu
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I'd bail you out.


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:20 | 2010774 Temporalist
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Don't look into its eyes...too late!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 06:40 | 2010076 NetDamage
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Merry Fucking X-Max, Bitches!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 06:41 | 2010078 pappacass
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Merry auld Chriso ZHers, and all the best for 2012, and remember, every days a good day with enough whiskey.  Slainte from Gods country

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 06:46 | 2010079 goat
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all yor christ are belongs to us

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 07:28 | 2010090 rodocostarica
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Feliz Navidad a todos los biitchez

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 07:37 | 2010094 RS2OOO
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Merry Christmas to all at ZH and thank you for all the news and analysis throughout 2011

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 07:41 | 2010096 EZT
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Merry Christmas Zero Hedge! Thanks for putting it in perspective!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 07:49 | 2010100 VonSalza
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Vrolijk kerstfeest or festivus or whatever, ZH your doing great work.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 07:54 | 2010103 nowhereman
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Thank-you, all of you.

Merry Christmas

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 07:58 | 2010107 ParkAveFlasher
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Merry Christmas to all the ZHers and for all the good work that the Tylers do, thanks.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:03 | 2010110 SILVER_GIRL
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merry christmas

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:08 | 2010113 BadKiTTy
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Thank you TD and ZH crew, awesome job! Thanks also to the ZH community. In your own ways you have made the insanity more bearable!

2011..... What a fu£&in' ride!

2012...... Year of the Mayans bichez!!


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:10 | 2010117 HumbleOpinion
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Thank you to ZH for being a much needed voice of truth. Admitedly, I am new and just tryng to understand something of what is happening in our economy, country, and world. Thank you for consistently being a shining contrast to main stream media. Excellent job and very much appreciated. Happy Christmas!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:53 | 2010400 Sunshine n Lollipops
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Dude. WTF? Not cool. ;>)

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:29 | 2010121 zhandax
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The whole ZH crew deserves huge commendations for keeping this site up and on the bleeding edge for (what is it now, almost) three of the most twisted years in financial history?  I think I speak for several in saying that many of us feel like you guys are extended family.   Merry Christmas to the crew and to all who participate here!

Edit: Any chance you guys could find Marla by New Year's Eve?  We kinda miss the big sassy.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:56 | 2010147 Conrad Murray
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Baby Come Back -

Burning trees, smoking like a chimney, marinating my innards in rum. Fuckin wasted and the sun isn't even up. This is a video of me in action...

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:12 | 2010123 GeneMarchbanks
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I celebrate Kwanzaa.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:17 | 2010342 thatthingcanfly
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Dreamed up by a whitey-hating druggie Black Panther in the 1960s, Kwanzaa has been propped up as the next anti-Christmas. Don't feed that troll.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:20 | 2010347 Manthong
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The Sarc is strong with this one, it is.  : D

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 21:38 | 2010883 Cathartes Aura
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Gene is of the contrary mary varietal.

I like.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:37 | 2010374 Long-John-Silver
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Let me guess; You are called an African only to assign your place in society.

You were not born in Africa and you have never visited, worked, or lived in Africa.

Accepting a label assigned by a higher class only furthers your enslavement to them.

Break free of your social slave masters. Accept the fact you are an American and

you have no class status because you are a human and lucky to be born in America.


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:17 | 2010128 valley chick
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Merry Christmas ZH !!!  Thanks for all you do !! 

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:22 | 2010132 Pope Clement
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Dominus Vobiscum ZHers and Ron Paul

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:41 | 2010377 Ratscam
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Please tell the child molesting pope, instead of talking about the malnurished children in Africa, to fricking donate one of his several million billions to them.
That would be a heck of a Christmas gift to the needy people.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:26 | 2010782 Tijuana Donkey Show
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No worries! The area priests are working with Jerry Sandusky on a shower based rectal protein injection program code named the "nittany." Word has it that the strict interpetation of Matthew 19:14 line "come unto me" allows for a rescue program of reassigned priests/coaches/teachers to enter a donation program in Africa with the church. Word has it that Macully Culkin will spread Michael Jackson's ashes (he's finally black again...finally) at the inital charity showering while giving gifts. Rumor has it that they will start a second donation center in Thailand one the water levels go down. Pray for Tiny Tim, as he's visited by the ghosts of Christmas future..........

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:27 | 2010135 JOYFUL
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While westernmost Christendom sleeps we JOYFULLY defend the easternmost marches of the realm, on behalf of the CHRISTIAN-MUSLIM COALITION against sionist hegemony. Eat, drink, be merry, Merrymen of the West - we of the East guard your back today!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:57 | 2010152 Conrad Murray
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Sun, 12/25/2011 - 16:51 | 2010651 Uncle Remus
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Behold! the angels said: "O Mary! Allah giveth thee glad tidings of a Word from Him: his name will be Christ Jesus, the son of Mary, held in honour in this world and the Hereafter and of (the company of) those nearest to Allah;

"He shall speak to the people in childhood and in maturity. And he shall be (of the company) of the righteous."

She said: "O my Lord! How shall I have a son when no man hath touched me?" He said: "Even so: Allah createth what He willeth: When He hath decreed a plan, He but saith to it, 'Be,' and it is!

"And Allah will teach him the Book and Wisdom, the Law and the Gospel,

"And (appoint him) a messenger to the Children of Israel, (with this message): "'I have come to you, with a Sign from your Lord, in that I make for you out of clay, as it were, the figure of a bird, and breathe into it, and it becomes a bird by Allah's leave: And I heal those born blind, and the lepers, and I quicken the dead, by Allah's leave; and I declare to you what ye eat, and what ye store in your houses. Surely therein is a Sign for you if ye did believe;

"'(I have come to you), to attest the Law which was before me. And to make lawful to you part of what was (Before) forbidden to you; I have come to you with a Sign from your Lord. So fear Allah, and obey me.

"'It is Allah Who is my Lord and your Lord; then worship Him. This is a Way that is straight.'"

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 22:47 | 2010971 TheFourthStooge-ing
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+1 for striking a blow against ignorance.


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:48 | 2010390 Apply Force
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Hoping all ZHers receive the gifts of increased Durability and Adaptability (physically, psychologically, economically...) this holiday season to last them through whatever may come.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:27 | 2010136 Optimusprime
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Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:31 | 2010137 smlbizman
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ok enough with the christmas spirit shit.....does anybody know if the metals market is opening at 6?......

merry christmas to all the tylers and tylerettes...your work is truly needed by all us hedgees.

thank you


p.s.  maybe the banzi art dept and tylers can make us t-shirt merch so we can proudly be known as "hedgees"


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:58 | 2010153 Conrad Murray
Sun, 12/25/2011 - 10:53 | 2010252 HD
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Sounds a spend your holidays in a holding cell kinda way.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 11:49 | 2010300 Cheesy Bastard
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I am more of a "hedge hog" than a "hedgee".

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:33 | 2010139 Out9922
Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:43 | 2010142 chunga
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everybody.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:44 | 2010143 old naughty
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Go long, ZH.

Because you care, for the 99.9%

Merry CHRISTmas and Meet 2012 headLIGHT on.


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 08:54 | 2010148 alchemystic
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Thank you Tyler

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:03 | 2010150 f16hoser
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Merry XMAS and a Happy New Year!

Go Packers!


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 11:56 | 2010312 Cheesy Bastard
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Don't let my cheesiness fool ya.  GO GIANTS!  God Bless!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:01 | 2010155 Greenhead
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Merry Christmas to all!


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:05 | 2010159 DOT
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And here we all are

Home for the Holidays.

Merry Christmas, ect.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:12 | 2010164 zardoz3006
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Merry Christmas and thanks to all at zero hedge and everyone who posts here - we all learn from each other and this place has been invaluable in enlightening me.  Thank you

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:15 | 2010169 Husk-Erzulie
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Ho ho ho Bitchez.

Thanks for all the laughs and the great links and insights.

Very best wishes to all of you in the coming year.  Health, wealth and love.


Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:20 | 2010172 bob_dabolina
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Merry Christmas

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:21 | 2010173 cossack55
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Bah Fuckin' Humbug. Carthagize the Fed.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:37 | 2010187 JoeStocks
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Amazing iPhone and iPad Christmas Carol

Merry Christmas!!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:38 | 2010189 wandstrasse
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And some special Christmas greetings to Jamie, Lloyd, Josef, Larry, Ben, Hank, Blythe etc: From the very bottom of my heart: FUCK YOU!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:39 | 2010191 Muddy1
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:40 | 2010192 np1262873
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Happy Holidays everyone!

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 09:42 | 2010195 Gyro Gearloose
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Merry Christmas ZeroHedge!!! 

Thanks for the Addiction that just keeps on Giving.

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