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MF Global Client Theft Estimate Doubled To $1.5 Billion?

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Even as we hear rumblings that the MF fire is spreading, and the associated auditor of the now infamous former Primary Dealer is about to get in serious hot water, the bankrupt company itself continues to dig itself an ever deeper grave. Because according to a just filed motion by the MF Global liquidating trustee, it seems that the gross criminal activity by the company may have been orders of magnitude bigger than anyone has expected. To wit: "As a result of the apparent segregation violations and the suspension of clearing privileges, more than 150,000 customer accounts essentially were frozen on October 31, 2011, of which more than 50,000 accounts were regulated commodities customer accounts. The CME estimates that MFGI’s current segregated funds requirement is approximately $5.45 billion. Moreover, the total amount of MFGI customer segregated funds on deposit at the CME is approximately $2.5 billion, and the clearing-level segregated collateral is approximately $1.5 billion or approximately 60 percent of the MFGI customer segregated funds on deposit at the CME." Doing some quick inverse addition and we get a (w)hole of $5.45 less $2.5 less $1.5 or $1.45 billion. In other words, the theft by MF Global was not stealing hunderds of millions form its customers: it has stolen a whopping $1.5 billion! For those confused, this is not a rogue loss of $1.5 billion, something which was enough to send UBS' Kweku to prison. This is outright theft resulting from illegally commingled accounts. Our only question is will $1.5 billion in theft be enough for the first real perp walk of an Obama-friendly Wall Street executive?

And here is Reuters with a revised lowball. Remember this number was supposed to be zero earlier today. 

MF Global had a $633 million
shortfall in its customer segregated funds as of Nov. 1, according to an
estimate the CME Group provided to the U.S. futures regulator.

 

That amounted to an 11.6 percent deficiency.

 

In the letter dated Nov. 2, the Commodity Futures Trading Commission
said the CME has identified futures commission merchants (FCMs) willing
to accept transfer of MF Global customer segregated account positions of
retail and institutional customers.

 

The futures regulator also
said that CME anticipates that MF Global customer segregated account
positions will be transferred to two or more of five identified clearing
members.

 

MF Global, which filed for bankruptcy protection on
Monday, is the biggest U.S. casualty of Europe's debt crisis, and the
seventh-largest bankruptcy by assets in U.S. history.

When all is said and done, the shortfall will be well over a billion.

h/t Doug

 

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Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:15 | 1838419 GeneMarchbanks
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Just the side-effects of using Corzine.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:27 | 1838480 Jena
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May include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation, increased appetite, anorexia, sleep disturbances including but not limited to: insomnia, hypersomnolence, night drinking/driving/gambling/sex; also depression, manic behavior, increased risk of suicide, erectile disfunction and possible death.  Limit your use of alcohol and other mood altering substances while taking Corzine.  Do not operate heavy machinery until you are sure of the effects of Corzine.  Do not contact the SEC if you experience any Corzine-linked dysfunction:  We Don't Care and We Don't Want To Know.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:30 | 1838505 TruthInSunshine
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Corzine Extended Release now available in suppository form.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:02 | 1838583 Don Smith
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Corzine Extended Release only available in suppository form.

There, fixed it for ya.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:03 | 1838644 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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Need a picture on that suppository (size of a basketball)

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:38 | 1838545 MsCreant
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Very funny!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:43 | 1838797 infinity8
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don't forget the jimmy-leg and sudden-onset homicidal tendencies.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:16 | 1838422 Arie L Ultra
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The people can relax the money is to be used for Barry O'Bummer re-election.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:16 | 1838423 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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... Is there any part of this 'system' that isn't fraudulant and corrupt to the core? Time for some hanging.

I'm still feeling physically sick from listening to Ben 'Shalom, just another Jewish monetary scam like all the others in history' Bernanke.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:18 | 1838437 GeneMarchbanks
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'... Is there any part of this 'system' that isn't fraudulant and corrupt to the core?'

Yes. The raping is very real.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:20 | 1838446 Deadpool
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why blame a religion? can't it just be a dumbass kenysian college professor with no real world experience or does it have to be the people Abraham cut the foreskin off of with a rock?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:27 | 1838476 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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If you can't see the obvious agenda by looking at the people who hold 'positions of power' at key institutions, then you need to become more familiar with mathematical probablity.

Remind me, why the USA donates more monies to Israel than any other country? They must be really poor and needy over there.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:31 | 1838509 Deadpool
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John Mack isn't jewish, Stan O'Neil isn't, Dick Fuld, Ken Lewis, aren't. Ken Lay wasn't jewish, Lenny Dystra isn't jewish, the Catholic chuch isn't jewish, Stalin, Mao, Nazis (supposedly) ain't jews...the history of the world is full of scams run by all types of people. Jews get a bad rap. People rip off people.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:52 | 1838589 john39
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stalin and other top russian communists most certainly were, of the crypto variety.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:56 | 1838616 pods
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Mere peanuts compared to what Warburg set up.

pods

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:29 | 1838731 Big Corked Boots
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People do rip people off... but a statistical analysis of heritage, distribution and "occupation" might be telling.

I can tell you I've been ripped off by a veritable United Nations of thieves. Just sayin'.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:49 | 1838819 DoChenRollingBearing
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I hear you re being ripped off by whomever.  Such a statistical analysis WOULD be very interesting.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:50 | 1838830 RiverRoad
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It's about time that some of the upper echelon Ivy League preppy Wasps, who happily hide behind their co-workers, get called out and sent up the river.  Ever notice how few of them, except for white females whose skirts they hide behind, ever do hard time? 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:17 | 1838693 theMAXILOPEZpsycho
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We'll the rothchilds are jews yes, most major people in the banking/financial sector; a shit load of dumb ass academics (and some smartass ones too) are jews...but so were those who died in the gas chambers who had morein common with a zero hedger who works hard, supports himself, and stacks bullion, than a financier...so while there is certainly a massively powerful group that pushes jews to the top and seeks to exploit others, I wouldn't say all jews are in on it by a long shot

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:33 | 1838516 SheepDog-One
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They should have taken the rock to Bernanks SKULL at his bris!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:45 | 1838570 Deadpool
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we still would have have Nixon, FDR, and Ponzi. none Jews.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:41 | 1838555 Cdad
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It is literally unreal.  When you think about the bank crime wave of 2005-2009, and then you ponder all the insider trading...some of which is coming to light these days...and then you ponder MF Global taking $1.5 billion...you literally have to shake your head.

Especially on this day, this FED announcement day.  And you think about Ben Bernanke promising bankers that the FED stands by and has the tools...and you then realize that his tool is the printing press associated with the green backs in your wallet...the ones you are forking out in greater and greater amounts to eat and put gas in your car.

And the answer is, of course, there is NO part of the US banking system that does not have a criminal at the helm, and there will be NO economic recovery as long as these guys remain in their stations...bleeding average Joe dry.

Capital will not form in banks as corrupt as ours, which is why, of course, Ben has to keep threatening to use his tool.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:16 | 1838424 Poule Mouillee
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Who are the clients?  Is it J6P et al, or is it Hedgies, etc?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:26 | 1838479 ViewfromUnderth...
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Turd was one...Mother Fuckers bought his broker, Lind-Waldock

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:44 | 1838562 Freddie
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I thought Turd bought physical gold and silver.  I guess Corzine shat all over Turd.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:55 | 1838605 GeneMarchbanks
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shitted

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:16 | 1838690 MobBarley
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beshatofisterized

 

Learn your language or shush yourself.

 

ps. the actual past tense of shit is shat. The cat shat the bed.

NOT shitted which is the vulgar ignorant moron American Saxon

FUcktard third worlder simplified way of past tensing our most beautiful Celtic Briton Cum Latin

tongue which I shall remind you Shakespeare himself composed in, the most

gifted linguist since CHRIST you motherfucking MORONS.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICA IF YOU

CANNOT SPEAK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH GRACE AND POWER

 

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:19 | 1838698 theMAXILOPEZpsycho
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I thought that was why americans are thought of as stupid by the British; they can't speak the language with grace and power...

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:31 | 1838740 RichardENixon
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I was watching a soccer match on TV. The play by play guy was English. A Mexican got into a fight with a Brazilian on the field and the Englishman said "We got a couple of South Americans going at it out there!" I'm just a stupid American and even I caught that mistake!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:58 | 1838860 scatterbrains
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I give Mob a green arrow for his passion even though it appears he's been partaking in excessive amounts of fermented liquid malted Barley.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:16 | 1838691 MobBarley
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beshatofisterized

 

Learn your language or shush yourself.

 

ps. the actual past tense of shit is shat. The cat shat the bed.

NOT shitted which is the vulgar ignorant moron American Saxon

FUcktard third worlder simplified way of past tensing our most beautiful Celtic Briton Cum Latin

tongue which I shall remind you Shakespeare himself composed in, the most

gifted linguist since CHRIST you motherfucking MORONS.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICA IF YOU

CANNOT SPEAK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH GRACE AND POWER

 

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:16 | 1838426 gwar5
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Oh yeah... and what about all the other banks that are probably in the same position and likely doing the same things?  If Krugman says he's afraid of bank runs, it's not too early.

"I would suggest you panic"

 

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:17 | 1838428 Smithovsky
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Jail time?  Fuggedaboutit.  

Double bonuses for everyone!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:18 | 1838429 NotApplicable
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And just who is the lucky auditor?

Edit: PricewaterhouseCoopers, FTW!

Allegedly, they aren't liable though.

http://newsandinsight.thomsonreuters.com/Legal/News/ViewNews.aspx?id=314...

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:17 | 1838430 CClarity
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MF Global will definitely see a perp walk.  Climate much more defiant and angry than in 2008.  People were scared then.  They're pissed now and the pols are starting to get that glimmer.  

Separate topic, EU and EZ hardballing GreeK PM don't get it.  He holds the aces.  He can let Greece go bk and back on Drachma, and out of EZ.  EU and EZ then actually will have to deal with Portugal and Italy, and it's off to hell for them all.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:55 | 1838609 john39
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In the legal industry it is well known that the Justice dept is without funding necessary to take all this on...   prosecuting big dogs is not cheap, the gov won't put the necessary money into it.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:15 | 1838687 CClarity
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DOJ needs to prove that they will go after people who can afford $16 muffins.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 18:11 | 1838907 RiverRoad
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And gold toilet seats to eat them on.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:34 | 1838743 MachoMan
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considering the lion's share of crimes are beyond the paygrades of government workers, I'd say there are some other prohibitive factors too...

Even state regulators and securities guys who are competent enough to handle this stuff (and they do exist) are hogtied by the feds at the first chance...  ultimately, the issues are pawned off on the feds and they go back to sitting on their hands.  Not that they have a choice about it.

Of course, even if you have the proper investigative staff, you'll still need a prosecuting attorney that can muddle through a securities case...  good luck with that shit.

In poker, there is a general strategy of forcing your opponents to make the hard decisions/skillful plays...  It would seem this lesson hasn't been lost on many in the biz.  Of course, blind aggression is always met, eventually, with a quick call.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 18:08 | 1838898 11b40
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The cost of prosecution may be high, but just look at how much not prosecuting costs us all.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 05:42 | 1840038 fajensen
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Nope! They will do a settlement!! The message is: *Anything* goes as long as the government gets a cut of the loot!!!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:17 | 1838431 gwar5
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Oh yeah... and what about all the other banks that are probably in the same position and likely doing the same things?  If Krugman says he's afraid of bank runs, it's not too early.

"I would suggest you panic"

 

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:17 | 1838433 rubearish10
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All true but the money was returned to the regulated accounts. No "real" losses to those customers so the infraction will be minimized.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:31 | 1838506 SilverRhino
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I guess bank robbery is ok then??

So if I steal, place a winning bet at the track and then put the $$ back all is forgiven?

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:44 | 1838561 LFMayor
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I like your business model.  What's your IPO going for?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:14 | 1838675 unununium
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What do you know?

You have just perfectly described TARP.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:19 | 1838440 Dragonsgrace
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Ok Ok...so it looks bad..I get it.  But, the attorney for the company assured the Court that all the funds are there.  I mean no lawyer would make a representation like that in open court if they did not know for certain the money is there...right?....right???

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:21 | 1838454 Deadpool
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unless their client lied to them. Ask the CFO, they always know. (p.s. Skilling doing time?)

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:32 | 1838513 caerus
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hence "to the best of my knowledge"

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:20 | 1838449 ebworthen
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Perp walk?

Jail time?

Nah!  They'll just make him give some talks to college freshmen about ethics and morality and stuff.

Catered lunch with the University President and a whore in his room, but a $500 one instead of the high end variety.

Isn't that enough punishment for someone like Corzine?  The poor boy...

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:34 | 1838748 Big Corked Boots
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$500? He deserves the $10 variety you find on Admiral Wilson Boulevard.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 20:38 | 1839376 Ned Zeppelin
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Philly boy knows where to find the cheap ho's. 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:21 | 1838451 Peter K
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Got to spread the love/dosh around the entire 99%. Down twinkles!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:21 | 1838452 Carlyle Groupie
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"enough for the first real perp walk of an Obama-friendly Wall Street executive?"

Break out the invisible perp walk leash.

http://ansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/invisible_dogs_06.jpg

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:22 | 1838455 vato poco
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My God. First the online poker guys, and now this. What next? Will we find out that the big banks we all look up to & are a source of such pride to us all are a bunch of crooks too??

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:23 | 1838456 gimli
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So now when someone at MF Global wins the Powerball drawing tonight --- there will be over 150,000 families demanding their fair share.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:22 | 1838457 Bagbalm
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He'll never survive to testify about anything. He is in poor health. They have just been keeping it secret. Any strain - a walk in the park - a session in his hot tub could prove fatal.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:23 | 1838463 junkyardjack
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This is good for the market, frozen accounts mean no selling.  He might get an award from Obama

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:24 | 1838467 YesWeKahn
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No, Obama is fine, Bernanke is fine. In this country, the words accountability, theft, counterfeiting, criminality have long disappeared. Only cheerleading, greenshoots, 0 interest rate, deflation, transitory remained.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:24 | 1838469 midgetrannyporn
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50,000 commodities trader accounts? Maybe there is a God.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:51 | 1838587 max2205
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Really. Right, maybe that's why I made money today. Keep em frozen for another month

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:25 | 1838472 love
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I wonder if Los Zetas did any business through MFG, I mean who's to say the all of the creditors will just sit back and wait for their 10 cents on the dollar.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:25 | 1838474 oceanview76
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Fire up the jet engines Jeeves, I want to go visit my winter homes in those non-extradition paradises I love so much.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:26 | 1838477 outamyeffinway
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If there's no jail time the bullets will start flying. Obviously that's the only way anything will get done.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 18:29 | 1838954 RiverRoad
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Yeah, our Bunker Hill is waiting in the wings.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:26 | 1838481 InMisesITrust
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I am guessing that it is probably an Excel error....#DIV/0!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:27 | 1838482 Segestan
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Corzine only needs to donate to NAACP and AIPAC ... it's all good.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:27 | 1838487 Yen Cross
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If I were Chris Christie, a deeper delve into N.J. pension funds seems appropriate!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:28 | 1838491 bsdetector
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Why have we not heard from Corzine? Because he is guilty.

Why has Corzine not been arrested? Because he is connected.

Why have Corzine's assets not been attached? Because he needs time to put things away.

If this matter involved j6p there would not even be bail available.

 

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:31 | 1838507 midgetrannyporn
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With little people they arrest first and ask questions later.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:38 | 1838547 ziggy59
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True .. With elite you are innocent even if you're guilty.. The underlings, you are guilty even if your innocent

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:53 | 1838596 max2205
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RICO's a bitch my friends

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:55 | 1838614 jcaz
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Yep, I loved the comments that "Corzine doesn't seem to ACT like he's guilty";

Yeah, sociopaths are good at that....

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:37 | 1838765 RiverRoad
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And why has Europe dragged out their mess for so long?  Because they've needed time to put their things away too.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:31 | 1838508 ziggy59
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Your honor, my client didn't know the meaning of co-mingling.
Oh ok then.. Not guilty.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:32 | 1838510 lizzy36
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Where in the world is Jon Corzine?

On a more serious note Corzine is a serious democratic operative who has raised millions for Obama. Will Obama give it back?

By Max Pizarro | April 29th, 2011 - 9:25am

Former Gov. John Corzine on Wednesday night raked in $2,506,000 for President Barack Obama at a fundraiser Corzine had for the President at his Fifth Avenue Manhattan address.

Democratic fundraiser Michael Kempner and Corzine confidante Orin Kramer co-chaired the event for Obama, which was one of three same-night New York fundraisers for the president, who's up for re-election in 2012.

This was a $35,800-per-head mixer, which 70 people attended, according to Kempner.

The same team staged smaller fundraisers later in the evening, first at the Wilshire and then at the 40/40 Club.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:34 | 1838522 Yen Cross
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  Thanks Lizzy. Keep up the good work. I do pay attention.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:05 | 1838651 XitSam
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What if Corzine used customer accounts to make "donations" on behalf of his clients. And what if Obama knew and promised Corzine that no prosecution would result? Just theoretically you understand.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:47 | 1838815 High Plains Drifter
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the money is in the bank of israel............

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 21:22 | 1838686 slewie the pi-rat
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breaking news:

corzine has just been appointed Assistant US Atty. Gen., bunko & financial fraud division

at the press conference he announced he was taking the Oath Of OJ and will not rest until he gets to the bottom of this!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 03:30 | 1839991 Hephasteus
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I'd worry more about Mitt Romney's money. It's even dirtier.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:34 | 1838523 High Plains Drifter
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http://dailycaller.com/2011/11/02/cain-gets-testy-with-reporters-asking-about-sexual-harassment-allegations/

 

the mark of cain , gets testy with reporters when asked about past allegations of sexual harrassment ...........can't a brutha catch a break? what's a brutha to do?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:17 | 1838689 Sheriff Douchen...
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That's it High Plains...get the spotlight off your Democrat operative. Heck why not even blame Cain for the MF Global fiasco...we know you want to.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:34 | 1838526 lotusblue
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Any of those frozen accounts coverred by SIPC,Gov or CME?

I have a bud whos' account is over there and he's quite nervous.

Any thoughts?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:40 | 1838553 ziggy59
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Yes, you should be nervous for / with him. Is he willing to accept a haircut?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:41 | 1838785 knukles
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No  That's why they're supposed to be segregated.  Tough luck time. 
People Used to Go To Jail for This Shit.
We'll see.....

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:35 | 1838530 Texas Ginslinger
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the numbers just keep getting bigger..

yield on a 1 year Greek bond hit a high of 233% today, before retreating a bit..

to 300 and beyond...!!!!

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:36 | 1838533 lolmao500
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G20 just announced that ALL AID TO GREECE IS CUT till the referendum...

And Greek PM told that if Greece votes NO that means that Greece will go bankrupt.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:47 | 1838576 Joebloinvestor
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The body was dead two years ago.

The joke is they dragged out the funeral for this long.

Europe seems to enjoy wallowing in chaos instead of moving forward.

That does involve "unpopular" decisions sometimes I guess, but NO DECISION is worse.

The Greeks are just working it for all they can get.

Boot their asses from the EU, take the loss, and DON"T LOAN THEM SHIT.

Let them apply for charity instead of running a scam.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:45 | 1838804 DollarMenu
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Running a scam?

Where does one end and another start?

Isn't it all one big scam?

 

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:54 | 1838588 caerus
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should be interesting...

pressure on greece ahead of g20

"a greek government spokesman confirmed on wednesday that the referendum would only ask the public to vote for or against the bailout package, and would not ask about greece's membership of the euro."

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:32 | 1838725 RiverRoad
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Good.  Same thing.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:56 | 1838853 Cluelesscitizen
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sabotage time! A more effective route for Europe would be just to boot..

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:37 | 1838537 Mongo
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And this from a primary dealer... holy fuck

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:37 | 1838538 lolmao500
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EU's Barroso says EU stands ready to provide IMF with more funds

WTF ???? Is this guy for real?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:42 | 1838559 ziggy59
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Surely it's a typo... Should read : More fun.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:46 | 1838574 Yen Cross
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See it , for what it is. Monetary expansion.  printing more EUROS.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:38 | 1838544 LongSoupLine
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Yesterday: $700M

Today: $1.5B

Tomorrow: (insert exponential monetary figure here)

Distant future: Jon Corzine CEO of (insert name of large financial hedge fund or Primary Dealer here)

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:58 | 1838624 jcaz
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Yep- good rule of thumb is to triple whatever the first number that comes out is,  pretty much been a great fit....

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:43 | 1838793 knukles
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Look sweetie, my dink is 5" long!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:20 | 1838707 Sheriff Douchen...
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He'll prob be: 1) next CEO of GE, 2) a Buffett company or 3) bailed out automaker. With a sweet golden parachute when he screws that up. In the meantime he'll raise funds for Occupy Wall Street and get some photo ops with actors.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:40 | 1838549 Use of Weapons
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Watch it through - from the 90's to the 60's to the now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKHSAE1gIs

 

Sad thing is... in about three years, the shock of billions will have the same impact as millions to Gen X.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:39 | 1838552 max2205
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RALPH!! How is this possible. Accounting Dept in the the P.I. ?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:41 | 1838557 fyrebird
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This is more proof if any is required that if you have your money held anywhere except your own pocket you are at risk of a complete, uninsured loss. Fact.

And your pocket is vulnerable to being picked, of course. But at least you'll have a shot at catching the mo-fo in the act and optionally killing him on the spot. These high-flying white-collar mo-fos, not so much. These fookers won't see the inside of a courthouse evar. And even a tiny bit of that $1.5B will buy them a lot of protection in Cancun, Mexico.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:41 | 1838558 hampsterwheel
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Everyone here on Zero Hedge knows the banks are screwed and bankrupt - so why on earth would you entrust any sizeable amount of money to them? Doesn't matter if they out right steal it, or the Greek CDS's come calling and it is gone - the end is the same - you are wiped out.

I am having less and less pity for anyone caught standing in line at the FDIC office - get your money out and into hard assets - that protects you and your family and also as an added bonus starves the beast -

I am refinancing the other day and they wanted a list of my "assets" - I said I have $9k in a 401(k) - she said is that it? yup - that's it, that's all that is on the grid  - its time to stack and get the hell out of the banks -

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:45 | 1838569 Use of Weapons
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...but...but...but....they were a primary dealer.

 

With 13 US employees.

And connections to the biggest political heavy-weights in the land.

Who lost $1.5billion of other people's money.

 

 

I thought Hedge Funds were the ones where you got taken to the cleaners by small outfits of sharks? I'm having trouble keeping up.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:44 | 1838564 DonutBoy
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Where can I get some Corzine bonds now?  I'm going to split them into Corzine strips and zeros that I can sell you

Do Greek bond yields go down if Jon Corzine joins the Greek government?

CDS: Corzine Default Swap

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:44 | 1838566 qussl3
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Why do i get the funny feeling that a flood of "liquidation only" PM orders will hit sunday night?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:49 | 1838579 Mr Kurtz
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The trade that collapsed the House of Corzine. Stupidity, greed and hubris.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/45132384

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:49 | 1838581 vegas
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A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.

I can only hope Corzine is practicing walking with chains on his legs.

 

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Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:57 | 1838585 Yen Cross
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 We need some ep/euro overlays going into Europe Tyler. I saw a slight copper bounce, nothing more than a " dead cat" , shish-kabob>

 

 This segment is generalized. I'm going to mention usd/jpy. I stopped out of my trade last night. I was trading a r/r of 2 to 1.

 

    Risk/reward.  I think the 78 barrier is a joke. Greed is not in my name, and I'll catch it on it's way to (80).  I just want my 27 pips back.

         I would be paying more attention to the test of eur/chf, or the necklines of aud/usd & eur/usd.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:50 | 1838586 Milton Waddams
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In america the bank robs you

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:52 | 1838592 Divine Wind
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I kinda doubt Corzine will see the inside of a prison cell, or if he does, it will be brief.

PRESIDENTIAL CLEMENCY

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:52 | 1838594 OS2010
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Auditor??? There was an auditor?!?!?  Another rumor, I bet....

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:53 | 1838595 Schmuck Raker
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fixed: "MF Global Client [Alleged] Theft Estimate Doubled To $1.5 Billion?"


as in:The Alleged European Financial Stability Facility

or: Allegedly Free Market

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:53 | 1838600 the not so migh...
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He will get a presidential pardon for services rendered.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:55 | 1838608 j0nx
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I want to know how it all ties back to Obama and crew. Perhaps Trump should hire one of his super secret private eyes to investigate the connections. Something tells me lil' O is in this mess up to his eyeballs.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:55 | 1838610 UpAndComing
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There is no dem or rep when there's billions to be made. It's all a part of the show. Come on...wake up. It's all bought and paid for...and you're still pretending someone there is actually operating according to some principles..lol.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:55 | 1838612 BennyBoy
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Corzine:

Wrist slap.

Low fine.

Retire in gated community (No. not jail)

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:57 | 1838613 PulauHantu29
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"Why Steal less, when you can Steal more."

Wall Street Mantra nowadays.

No worries, none of these upstanding businessmen will see one day of time in The Slammer. They were only "using good business judgment."

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:56 | 1838617 peekcrackers
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I think 2.5 billion lashes of  public Caning , would be fair for the theft. ! 

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:57 | 1838621 Atomizer
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Those pesky service fees add up quick.

Comedy:

Bernanke Visits His Psychiatrist

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:58 | 1838625 JLee2027
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Call me crazy, but I think once the system crashes into the deepest economic depression in Human history things like "fractional reserve banking" may be outlawed and "electronic money" should be considered an abomination.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:25 | 1838722 mynhair
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You are crazy!

 

Happy now?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:59 | 1838627 pitz
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1%'ers stealing from other 1%'ers..

This should get interesting... 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 16:59 | 1838629 mfoste1
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don corzine!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:01 | 1838633 Yen Cross
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 BoA, Northern Trust (wanabees)...   sarc(:

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:00 | 1838634 long-short
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ya gotta love the ironies in cme's cya press release:

http://cmegroup.mediaroom.com/index.php?s=43&item=3202&pagetemplate=article

in which they claim that "the results of our review indicated that MF Global was in compliance with its segregation requirements."

while also complaining that: "It now appears that the firm made subsequent transfers of customer segregated funds in a manner that may have been designed to avoid detection insofar as MF Global did not disclose or report such transfers to the CFTC or CME until early morning on Monday, October 31, 2011."

but not to worry, if you're an mf global customer, because: "CME fully discharged its auditing procedures in accordance with applicable procedures and standards and is working with regulators and authorities to investigate these transfers."

and, drumroll please here's my favorite piece of irony--their official cme pr bullet at the end of the release:

"As the world's leading and most diverse derivatives marketplace, CME Group (www.cmegroup.com) is where the world comes to manage risk."

yeah, right.

tell that to mf global's clients--it will make them feel much better....

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:22 | 1838711 Sequitur
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Yep, fuck CME Group. TOTALLY trying to pass the buck and avoid responsibility for missing funds. Chicago style all the way.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:05 | 1838648 Woodyg
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It sure is easier to ignore these things when they happen to some poor 3rd world nation isn't it?

Welcome to the club mf clients!

'It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a crown. The blame diminishes as the guilt increases.'

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:07 | 1838657 navy62802
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BOOM!! I knew this was going to happen.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:07 | 1838659 Dr. Gonzo
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It could have been an honest mistake. The guy in charge was Governor of New Jersey and used to be in charge of Goldman Sachs and is now chief advisor to Obama's fund raising efforts for 2012.  He wouldn't do anything deliberately wrong.  (Sarc.)

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:11 | 1838671 Yen Cross
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 20:40 | 1838688 Ned Zeppelin
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From Bloomberg:

"The collapse of MF Global Holdings Ltd. shows that regulators “just didn’t do the job,” according to former Securities and Exchange Commission Chairman Arthur Levitt.

 The Commodity Futures Trading Commission “should have been aware of the leverage taking place” at MF Global, “something that was widely known on the street,” Levitt said today in a radio interview on Bloomberg Surveillance with Ken Prewitt and Tom Keene.
MF Global and its Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Jon Corzine are an example of “a real Greek tragedy, hubris,” added Levitt, who is now an adviser to Goldman Sachs and a member of the board of Bloomberg LP, the parent of Bloomberg News." Who the fuck is this guy to talk, coming from his smarmy, captured-regulator background and now a paid shill for Goldman.  Shameless douche-baggery!
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:18 | 1838694 RiverRoad
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Let's see now, we've had a white female, a white male Jew, and a male Sri Lankan sacrificed to the god of Mammon for the sins of Wall Street so far to no avail.  It's sure starting to look like we need to sacrifice a few nice juicy white male Wasps before the god of Mammon is going to be satisfied here.....I wonder when that's finally going to happen? 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:18 | 1838695 dexter_morgan
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"Our only question is will $1.5 billion in theft be enough for the first real perp walk of an Obama-friendly Wall Street executive?"

If I had to bet on that......NO. Promotion maybe, but not perp walk.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:21 | 1838696 navy62802
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On a side note, is anyone else amazed at how quickly this has become a non-story in the press. It was a semi-story for like 24 hours. And now, there's basically nothing to be read about it. I mean this story is getting less press than Ron Paul right now.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:22 | 1838713 mynhair
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Geez navy, you are surprised?  Can you say 'Liberal Lamestream Media'?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 18:01 | 1838868 Yen Cross
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 Mynhair I'll give you (3) more likes! I'm Impressed!  A good  kitty cat you are.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:20 | 1838705 El Gordo
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Why steal just a little when you can steal it all just as easily.  Green shoots - spread the wealth around, etc. and the government didn't even have to get involved until after the fact.  Corzine may turn out to be a hero for redistributing wealthy clients cash.  I still think the janitor and the head executive chef are the most at risk for jail time.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:21 | 1838708 mynhair
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You defrauded Liberals fear not!

Obama Stash has an app for that!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:25 | 1838721 Lady Heather...UNCLE
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...Eric Holder will be all over this like a...what?...whats that?...uh, okay...nothing to see here folks, move along

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:26 | 1838724 Racer
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UBS' Kweku was just one person ... at MFG they will all hide behind each other blaming someone else and they will all get away with it

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:27 | 1838730 MrBoompi
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I'd say a fine of $150 along with a promise never to do it again would suffice.

 

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:40 | 1838746 mynhair
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The fine must be >= average annual salary, or the OWS Morons will be pissed.

Plus, Porcine must buy all beers in the next two Press Club galas, so add three zeros to the right.

Hell, maybe four.  Those Lib morons can really suk it up.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:29 | 1838733 bob_dabolina
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This is peanuts

-Bernz

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 18:05 | 1838875 Yen Cross
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 I was looking back a bit further.  If it is, then it shall be...    Am I wrong?

 

-homer-

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 17:30 | 1838735 imaginalis
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How long before we find out that the Vampire Squid was on the other side of MF's co-mingled trades

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