Mitt Romney Responds To SCOTUS Upholding Of Obamacare

Tyler Durden's picture

While the president will will take to the podium in 30 minutes (so realistically 60) his challenger is up now. Watch live as he spins the largely unexpected SCOTUS decision on the Affordable Care Act.

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Id fight Gandhi's picture

Gotta love CPT. Whats mittens gonna say?

Precious's picture

Romney will save us all right.


Will they have free Obamacare in the FEMA camps?

HelluvaEngineer's picture

Yeah, but the treatment for all conditions will be a trip to the showers.

Id fight Gandhi's picture

Hey, that'll count as a colonoscopy and prostate exam under the new plans.

Mad Max's picture

No, more like chemotherapy.

NotApplicable's picture

Lemme guess, Romneybot is both outraged and thrilled at the prospects.


Mad Max's picture

I dunno - which chemical companies does he own stock in?

NotApplicable's picture

Quickly followed by, which chemical companies own stock in him?

AldousHuxley's picture

Mitt Romney forced everyone filing taxes in Massachusetts to prove they paid for healthcare.


This guy is like republican version of John Kerry.

Bicycle Repairman's picture

We can't afford this.....we can't afford that.......(rings wrists)


Bicycle Repairman's picture

Boy, look at those stupid Europeans with their sclerotic welfare states.  They are doomed to go bankrupt and collapse.  I'm glad we Americans have a free market capitalism and uhhhh..............


Long-John-Silver's picture

I'm buying Monsanto stock. I'm sure they will get the Zyklon B contract.

Precious's picture

John Roberts.  Your Godmother is calling.  She wants her candle back.

spyware-free's picture

This is political theatre to get Romney elected. This act is about creating anger and dispair. Next act is to overthrow the current corrupt emperor with a new and improved corrupt emperor promising to restore your faith in the American dream.

ParkAveFlasher's picture

+100 The Tea Party will come back roaring.  This was a calculated, provocative act by CJ Roberts. 

Waffen's picture

STOP IT!  Just STOP IT.  You are being delusional.   I was 100% Tea Party, it was overtaken by NeoCons and ended up being a failure. It was a steam valve.

NotApplicable's picture

All institutions by their very nature are corruptible (via the collective embodying the individuals within).

Even if they start out "grass-roots," well, that just means that the heavy lifting is done in advance for the agent provocateurs that emerge to "lead" it. (Palin, et al., for instance, in your example.)

It's why I'm convinced that social harmony lies completely within the realm of individuals and their relationships with each other (a.k.a., "the web that has no weaver"). First, one must harmonize with self (striving to eliminate cognitive dissonance), then with family, and finally, with friends in the community. It is from these voluntary bonds, from which all larger-scale social growth emerges.

It's what got us this far, in spite of all the efforts of the social movers and shakers.

NotApplicable's picture

This is about divide and conquer on BOTH sides. The more angry the "Right" gets, the more support the "Left" gives to Obummer.

The worst possible outcome for TPTB is an "apathetic" electorate. Remember, they've got no steak, so selling the sizzle is that much harder.

It's the mostest importantist selection EVARRRRRR!!!!!!

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

Im so sick of Big Government Conservatives.  Butt out of my life assholes.

Aziz's picture

Romney: "Obama's corporatism isn't corporate enough for me! We need a more corporatist solution!"

GernB's picture

That's why we need Romney. He has the Wall Street experience to go full corporatist.

graneros's picture

Not to worry of course they will.  They will use the miracle drug Zyklon B for all that ails you.  One dose and all your problems are over.  Ah hell that ain't even funny.  I'm so depressed my sense of humor isn't working at all.  Nothing's funny or good today. FU SCOTUS.  FU LIBERALS.  FU DEMOCRATS.  AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!


Zipper, meet head. Mittens is planning The Sandusky Manouver on " The American People ". My question is - who the fuck are these " American People " that all politicians seem to know so intimately, and also know beyond the shadow of a doubt " What Is Best For - The American People " If politics is any indicator, the mysterious " American People " is a group of psychotic neurotic prescription drug addicted one tenth of one percenters with not enough brain cells left over to power up a decent shit house rat. 

blindman's picture

dude, you're just getting warmed up,
tell it all!

benslawyer's picture

How about changing your legal name to The American People and starting a blog to reply to all the BS that's said about you...

HarryM's picture

Another Govt program we can't afford

Roland99's picture

He'll condemn the very same thing he supported as Gov of Mass. but he'll say it in a way that makes it sound like Obama (or maybe even Clinton) is to blame for his own policy.


zaphod's picture

No, you'll hear the word federal alot. It's a state vs. federal thing.


Precious's picture

... he organized a successful Olympics, right?

Mad Max's picture

No, but he beat two trees in the special olympics...

HelluvaEngineer's picture

Time to pretend you have a choice!

diogeneslaertius's picture

John Jackson: "It's time someone had the courage to stand up and say: I'm against those things that everybody hates."
Jack Johnson: "Now, I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man. But quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said."
John Jackson: "I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."
Jack Johnson: "And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."


Groening is a globalist btw and this is predictive programming and relevation of the method as well




StychoKiller's picture

"Allow Morbo to introduce tonight's candidates:

Boring Human #1;

Boring Human #2;

and Morbo's good friend:  Richard Nixon!"


wisefool's picture

He HE I am going to love 14% tax code boy squirm!

RingToneDeaf's picture

What can one say, if the lemmings want to commit suicide, so be it.

Precious's picture

Those dead lemmings just better pay for the ambulance in advance, that's all.

GeneMarchbanks's picture

Raw-money 2012!!!!

Is that how you pronounce it?

LawsofPhysics's picture

The other bank/corporate candidate speaks...

So what are your details motherfucker?  How did Romney care work for MA again?

Fuck it, time to bet on the financial houses, corporations, and banks, winning in 2012 - again.   Bailouts will follow.

Wake the fuck up people, NO corporation or insurance company (the real winners here) can guarrantee your health, only you can.  Bad behavior will continue to be rewarded.

This is what naked tyranny looks like you dumb mother fuckers.

diogeneslaertius's picture

false left/right paradigm ful lof stabled puppets and an electorate full of sheeple = ULTIMATE POLITICAL WEAPON

Bob's picture

Our "democracy" is an openly celebrated political duopoly of ostensibly opposing sides.  It's what we do--it wouldn't be American if it were any other way.  Hell, it makes me squirm to even think about having it any other way. 

Now that's good marketing. 

diogeneslaertius's picture

im going to force you to buy cupcakes and healthcare, its an over-unity energy system of debt and destruction



Shizzmoney's picture

Wait, John Roberts upheld a law written by the Heritage Foundation for a state Mitt Romney was once a Governor of?

You're fuckin' kidding me.

Hedgetard55's picture

Time for Ramney to pretend he will repeal Bammycare.

diogeneslaertius's picture

pretty much all that will happen


here is a football to keep people distracted when, either way, they are going to be royally fucked in the ass by one form of tyranny or another