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This Is The Moment Rick Perry's Presidential Chances Flash Crashed

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1 minute 40 seconds into this clip is where Rick Perry's presidential chances flash crash. Literally. As the attached InTrade chart shows, the Perry presidential contract imploded from a prevailing level of about 9 by 60% to 3 in the span of milliseconds, and has since dead cat bounced to about a 50% decline. Who would have thought that the vacuum tubes have now taken over presidential odds as well? As for Perry's presidential chances, this being America, where the population gets precisely the president it deserves, we would not be at all surprised if this epic moment of self-humiliation did not just cement Perry's election chances. In other news, ISDA has just declared all CDS written on Perry to be untriggered as his political suicide was completely voluntary.

And the actual Flash Crash. Source: Intrade

 

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Thu, 11/10/2011 - 10:20 | 1865686 stiler
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well, folks, he didn't have a teleprompter. 

 

TOTUS

not.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 10:35 | 1865770 Orange Pekoe
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I think Ricky Perry was so bowled over with Ron Paul's debate that he decided to exit the race and vote for Ron Paul.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 14:22 | 1866805 AchtungAffen
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How's the intrade for Rick Parry?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 14:25 | 1866825 Anonymouse
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It's like Nicole Kidman in one of the best black comedies ever made, "To Die For".  See 1:55 of the clip for her Rick Perry Separated at Birth moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aznTvzx76u0

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 14:36 | 1866882 sgt_doom
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It's 2011, do you know where your vagina is?

So wondered Ricky Perry during yet another freakazoid clown act (known as the R-con debates). 

Michelle the whackjob, who has always supported the offshoring of all jobs, technology and investment to China, declares China to be .....something or other?

The Mittster says he stands ready to destroy more companies and employment by doing ever more leveraged buyouts, just as all those previous LBOs helped to dismantle the American economy.

Newt is just his typical, incoherent self, completely unable to answer a simple question from a reporter.

Meanwhile, over in the U.K.:  It's 2011, do you know where your vagina is?

James Murdoch, corrupt spawn of Rupert Murdoch, once again told a bevy of lies before Parliament, stating he just couldn't find his vagina?

(By this time, the UK authorities have plenty enough to arrest both Murdochs for perjury, obstruction, etc., etc.  If they don't very shortly, it is proof positive just how completely corrupt they are.)

 

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