Monti Forms Technocratic Government Which He Will Lead And Be Finance Minister

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Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:34 | 1882027 GeneMarchbanks
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Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:35 | 1882030 wang (not verified)
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Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:37 | 1882034 MsCreant
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Bunga Bunga Minister.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:46 | 1882058 paarsons
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Another Goldman Sachs boys calling the shots!

Wow!  We're in great hands--once again.

I bet he throws a terrific fuck party.

Anyway, good night, ladies.

I'm so disgusted that I must go to bed.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:41 | 1882046 LeBalance
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different day, same country, newd? minister, same bunga bunga?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 09:25 | 1882133 Duuude
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Please adjust the nomenclature


It's not Technocratic


It's Bankster

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:35 | 1882031 Quintus
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Excellent.  Now just the small matter of explaining to the nation why he wants them to endure a decade or two of penury to save the Euro.

What could possibly go wrong?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:37 | 1882032 Spooky Polish
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Monti Everesti . No , Monti Pythoni 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:40 | 1882042 MsCreant
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Mario Ponzi, aka Monti Hall.

Monti to the EU:  "Lets. Make. A. Deal."

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:47 | 1882061 Spooky Polish
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Monti can't make AAA  deal with france , but he can wait till the BBB- deal could done 


excuse me english

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:41 | 1882045 grunk
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More like Monti Hall.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:38 | 1882035 Peter K
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Nudi? Like in Bunga Bunga Mario, Nudi:)

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:38 | 1882036 entendance
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Monti, ex-jesuit alumn. goldman s. man, Vatican attempting to rule the planet.

Passera, banca intesa vatican man, while mr.bean-draghi is partying along with the jesuits and dr.ratzinger.


Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:42 | 1882048 Oh regional Indian
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Ahhhhah! Such a concise, short and true explanation for what is going on.

The great Vatican Squid spreading it's TENTacles..... they want it AAAALLLLLLLL......for Jeebus!


Me on Youtube

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:39 | 1882039 AngryGerman
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intesa ceo also minister? well, just the best people he choses there. going full monti!!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:39 | 1882040 Mr. Lucky
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I think this deck chair will be perfect over there; a little more to the left; there perfect....wait....

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:43 | 1882052 dcb
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"Looking why the EURUSD has just gone berserk?"

shitty tag line, should read gone up xxxx or gone down xxxx. meaningless doesn't say if market approves or doesn't

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:57 | 1882073 s2man
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I checked the markets and FX before I hit ZH. I already new which way the EUR had gone.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:44 | 1882054 Spooky Polish
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Situation In Europe reminds me Euro leaders confusion over Hitler :


"He won't dare to attack us"

"Ops he did"

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:44 | 1882056 Gringo Viejo
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"3 Card" Monti.......Gerald Celete 11/15

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:48 | 1882063 PontifexMaximus
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che delusione! passera, head of Intesa San Paolo...hmmmm. Again, the markets will teach the lesson(s) and teh political parties are waiting dodged in the background, having their knifes ready...Good luck, bel paese, again and again, nothing learned. 10s heading for 7,5 within next 48h.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:50 | 1882064 vegas
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Dear vegas,

Thank you for your interest in joining my cabinet as "Minister of Truth". Unfortunately, this position is under review pending confirmation by the Italian Senate of another candidate.

Your Associates Degree from St. Norbert's of Nebraska with emphasis in anger management is admirable, but what we really need is someone who can turn base metals into gold. If you can do this, please don't hesitate to get back with me.



Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:59 | 1882074 Spooky Polish
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Full Metal Alchemist ready for work sire ! 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 08:59 | 1882077 ZeroPoint
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Here comes 3 card Monti!!!!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 09:14 | 1882092 cbaba
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Italian style Corruption in government from day one.

Monti himself taking the finance minister position, holding the bag of money, his friend( or some ally), Ceo of Intesa which is one of the the biggest holding companies in Italy will be in charge for ministry of transportation..


Wed, 11/16/2011 - 09:47 | 1882115 Archduke
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Seriously? Monti names the current active CEO of Italy's second largest bank?

That's orders of magnitude more nepotistic than the GS/treasury/fed love triangle.

I guess with Unicredit and Intesa about to explode, the tosser will need a new job.




Wed, 11/16/2011 - 09:23 | 1882128 Börjesson
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So Italy goes the full Monti, then.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 09:32 | 1882157 Archduke
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FYI: from the Market Ticker, ABC, and Jonathan Sugarman


“How certain are you that UniCredit broke the law while you were there?”


“A hundred per cent certain and to use the Irish expression, ‘to be sure, to be sure’ that is why I brought in this London based IT company which had a very good reputation in Dublin and the result was pretty horrific because whereas the breach that I’d reported to the regulator was a breach of twenty per cent, whereas the permissible deviation was one per cent, they rang me up one evening soon after they tied into our systems, linked into our systems and said your breach is actually forty per cent”.


Wed, 11/16/2011 - 09:37 | 1882165 e-recep
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What would be his priotiy? To bring down German economy to its knees or to steal further from Italian citizens and send the loot to Wall Street?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 13:17 | 1883198 slewie the pi-rat
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c)  both of the above

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 09:47 | 1882204 sbenard
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Mario "Trilateral" Monti is the new Finance Minister? Oh, what a relief to know that one of th elites is at the helm!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:14 | 1882342 Roland99
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German popes.

Italian ECB head.


dogs and cats living in sin.


Mass hysteria!


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