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Remember that whole flash rally thing... How's that going to hold up tomorrow after Asia & Europe get stompped on tomorrow?
"Dead cat bounce"
That cat had springs on.
That cat must be bouncing on a frictionless surface... This is unBEARable
'slinky springs'... remember them?
Are the trains running on time? Thats the big deal in Italy... If the trains run on time all is well. If not, look for new leadership... Ill Douchbag 2...Save us!
This was already priced in. Do you think the market considered Italy Aa2? /devil's advocate
It won't, I was surprised it ended positive after leaving for work seeing that the Dow was -200 and then looking to see it ended positive 150. This is desperation at it's finest. The bank in Belgium which their where very very quiet rumors about came into being this week about needing another bailout and then a rumor of a good bank bad bank. The whole system can't have any of these links go bust, because if it does it takes out all the rest and/or the rest will be everyone for themselves and a mad scramble to the exits. And also to whatever assets they can steal and borrow.
Now I see why we rallied! Makes sense. I swear, at this point what we need is a ZH hedgefund to go around and bring this bullshit to a stop. Tyler as manager.
They often downgrade in waves. Wonder who is next.
& if the squeeze can hold.
Doug Kass isn't going to like that.
Doug Kass is a worthless asshole pimp for CNBC. He said the lows were in for the year. Wrong.
Doug Kass said Japan's lows were in after the meltdown. Wrong.
Doug Kass said Gold was done going up when it was 1600 going on to 1900. Wrong Again.
Doug Kass is always wrong. Cramer is his best friend. Guess it rubs off. Eh.
Rock on Rocker!
Can't the Europeans just start a "bad bank" and off load all of Italy's debt to it?
We already have a "Bad Bank".
It is called "The FED"
The FED already owns all the bad assets from American Banks and Foreign Banks alike.
Bernanke said, "I will not monetize" What a joke. No Wonder there are Protest on Wall Street.
It is just another hurdle to get over before the DOW hits 13,000
Greece 1 year at 135%!
Greek bonds and extended warranties! How can I lose?
The shares crash, hopes are dashed. People forget.
Italy - toast. Spain - toast. France - toast. UK - toast. Who the hell's going to win the World Cup in '14?
Don't know, but you made me hungry for breakfast.
Vegemite is good on toast.
Aussies prolly. Enjoy the vegemite you sick beast.
The Dutch TeAAAm
Good I hope we've shaken off the last of the weak ass bears today. Lets take this bitch back down again like a knife through butter.
The weak bears are the ones you see talking on CNBC about what to do in the market. They are more thinly capitalized than a Greek Bank.
And the dominoes are off... Enjoy European open tomorrow. U.S. 'investors' are dumb as fuck, I bet you anyone trading the DAX hasn't and will not hear of this FT story.
Bullish spaghetti meat balls and crude comments right?
Wow that was fun.
Flash rip. We need an investigation to find out who is to blame.
Tune into FAST MONEY in 20 minutes on CNBC to find out...
...ahtz not amore. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVlxEeO8BHw&feature=related
This was timed exactly to short squeeze with reason. So we got good news then margin call then back where we were and no complains because we have excuse.Iluminati.
hey, you can't say illuminati in a public forum.
Shouldn't they downgrade gold first? After all, it's not backed by anything...
And the SEC with be immediately investigating this move for wait for it......S + P finally doing their jobs. What a racket this whole thing has become. At least the new CEO at S + P isn't afraid to do his job. He'll be gone though, in 3....2.....1....
Fuck Moodys and their perpetual bullshit. A big group of useless cunts.
Went long into close? :)))
' A stitch in time gathers no moss!'
Some1 has to explain in plain English how the rumor squeeze works.
So , let's say FT comes with a msg that some politicians are masturbating and suddenly all at once are reversing positions? Is the actions are coordinated? Some1 gives a command to reverse and all do the same? Is it like a web of viruses? That's the p[art i don't get it. I understand HFT are fucking every1 else but how does it coordinate with so many hedge funds and big investing houses in a matter of seconds? It has to be group thinking or some kind of mechanism to synchronize all that bs in a such a short time.
Am i missing something?
So , let's say FT comes with a msg that some politicians are masturbating and suddenly all at once are reversing positions?
Thanks for that image...excuse me while I go wash my eyes out with Clorox...
Basically it's just a bullshit excuse for the FEd et al to hide the fact that they just interfered with the market...
Golly, that only took them 4 months to complete.
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