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More European Any- And Every-Thing Promises Jerk Market Higher
Well it had to come, hope was fading. Special delivery via telephone from her vacation (via Bloomberg)...
- *MERKEL, HOLLANDE READY TO DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT EURO REGION
- *MERKEL, HOLLANDE: EU INSTITUTIONS, STATES MUST MEET COMMITMENTS
- *PASOK'S VENIZELOS UNDERLINED NEED TO EXTEND PROGRAM TO TROIKA
Translation (for non-European-speakers): Europe promises to talk much more. Also promises to not actually do anything as long as it takes.
- Germany, France: must implement June summit conclusions quickly. Market ramps on hope that the event that ramped it in June, is implemented
In summary, the Eurozone is committed to preserving itself. Truly breaking news which will trigger all EURUSD stop losses
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Bye Bye AAA rating for Germany
Germany loves inflation
Gonna have everything fixed by next week.....you think prices are high right now......just wait.
C'mon, seriously. Did anyone expect anything else? It's the same thing as when the Mexican government several years ago told their people the wouldn't devalue the currency. What happened? They devalued. Big-time.
It is time for us to simply ignore the politicians comments entirely. This would be more devastating then joking about what they have to say.
Everyone is really making an effort to pump the markets/euro this week and the past few. I bet something bad is coming soon.
I really think we're going to have to a "crash" style drop in the market before they do another QE.
Think of the good side, since their words are totally worthless they should have very little impact on inflation.
But that is the beauty of the EURO - it cannot be touched or fucked up by the european politicoes. THEY CAN DO NOTHING TO SAVE IT. Thats the point. It was specifically designed like that!!
My Dad keeps banging on about "well, if they can't set their own interest rates or print money, they are screwed", not realizing it is him the English pensioner that is actually being screwed by the UK Govt, because they do set their own rates and are printing more of the money he has his savings denominated in.....
Yes Inflation + Germany = War in Europe
Merkel + circle jerk = Merjerkel
Urkel Jerk
merkeljerk
It's the Elvis strategy. Enjoy :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwwplStgzp4
More like the Backstreet Boys strategy. The EMU should make "Anything for you" their national anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlR7e6oPeEQ
From back when they still wrote tunes for the foxtrot.
Everyone is invited to join "will do anything for eurozone" party.
"To protect", not to "Save" !!!
"To protect the money printing Mania"
Sh*t! Lost 250! on that hopium!
They actually said they would do anything for your ozone.
Its the tricky accents that cause the confusion...
Breaking...Hollande buys Merkel a tube of lipstick...cosmetic company shares surge!!!
Markel seen buying several ball-gags and a colonic kit.
Even if you put lipstick on it remains an - err - Merkel.
Well, hopefully the euro(zone) dies before i do. Pffff
Merkel congratulates any France workers who retired this month at the ago of 58 and wishes them well. Promises to make sure Germans bust their ass right up till they take a dirtnap to preserve a wonderful and stress free retirement for said Frenchmen.
Shorts are now on the run as stops are being hit everywhere.
The "Draghi Pie-Hole Effect" worked.
Isn't Central Banking easy?
Just like the bubbles you blow with Blankfein's cum?
"Isn't central banking easy?" Yep, if they can just pump the DOW about another 1200 points it will be back to where it was 5 years ago. It shouldn't cost more than <another> 3-4 T$.
I'm gonna ride it a while longer. When the Merkel vacay is over, maybe she'll throw a wet blanket on everything.
LulZ.
How's your facebook shares ?
Easy as pie short - even a caveman can do it.
Interesting how France is going to "help"
jep, they help by being helped :-)
However I was missing the "BELIEVE ME" part in the statement... maybe that hints towards something?!
Bring your kneepads Merkeljerkel
Who needs financial analysts, MBA degrees, etc etc. Just fire them all, none of that matters. Markets are a complete fucking joke.
I'm psyched, feel as good as after the last summit.
btw: "protect the euro"? Still fighting speculators? OMG
Hollande's arrogance is equaled only by his incompetency.
no no, nobody can match US arrogance; he still has a lot to learn from GWB and all those who made this miracle. He is just running behind the FED pump.
He seems pretty good to me...at fucking his own country up ;O)
It's amazing that anyone thinks creating money out of thin air can save an economy. If it were so easy, every country would be rich beyond comprehension.
Waiting for the shit to finally hit the fan is frustrating. Why is it taking people so long to figure this out?
The longer we postpone, the more shit is going to hit that fan and at a higher speed setting.
What a joke this has become. They haven't said a damn thing and this "market"ramps up. P.T. Barnum was right when he said "there s a sucker born every minute".
Credit to all those with ongoing creative & humorous commentary on this perpetual BS but is anyone at all feeling just a wee bit exhausted?? In other word, Fuck It!
I second that.
I think, waking up everyday or even refreshing headlines hoping to read "The EUR/USD/Financial System has collapsed!" kind of headlines are emotionally taxing and wearing us out.
We need to snap out of this mindset or else we will be too worn out and psychologically fatigued to do anything positive about it... Like a someone who finally did get married.... at 75.
Europe speaking with one voice.... until the vacations end:)
how do you spell J-A-W-B-O-N-E
I read this and all i think is: "Gimme Shelter".
War, Children it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away......
Life During Wartime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzORu1dqEE0
+1
The magic rabbits and fudge have run out so I would assume that the next step for these morons is indeed war. They could start printing but that might help some debt slaves escape their control.
There are a growing number of voices saying No,Nein,non where No means No. A very interesting German perspective from Dr Rath can be seen here:
http://www4.dr-rath-foundation.org/videos/dr_raths_lectures.html?video=c...
I doubt Germany is ready to do A N Y T H I N G.
Just words till they actually DO something.
You can save that post for next year, and the year after, and the year after..........
Who believes this crap anymore?
Yea they got it all figured out alright. Until they don't at which point this market crashes and burns from undestanding all the BS spewed has done absolutely zero besides add mountains of debt to the already mountains of debt sitting around 5 years ago. Pump it up all they want it will not change the inevitable.
Everyone marching in place, marking time, until 'the event'...watch and see the next 9-11 right when no one expects it but is waiting with hands out for free money which is 100% guaranteed coming at any minute.
unlike you big traders here im up 30k on the year.. i know im small potatooes but you have to start somewhere..lol..keep posting the good info..
mrktwtch do you stare at your small dick while telling everyone about your profits this year? Do these two things balance out your self confidence?
Thanks mario and mario.
This probably will not be enough to save us but it is fantastic not to hear again stupid nein nein nein.
How bad a things in Italy right now compared to Spain?
And Gold is plunging as expected.... Yummm....
The way that even the MSM is now reporting possible manipulation, it won't last much longer, because if it does go on much longer the shooting will start. Remember the third Precious Metal...LEAD.
If they did'nt shoot or used the third Precious Metal... LEAD when they were getting kettled, pepper sprayed in the face and beaten down on the road, losing pensions on the rigged markets, losing purchasing power of their currencies... and You think they'll start shooting because Gold prices are manipulated?
Hmmm...
Everything is staged, the "truth" as well as the lies.
Be smart and play it smart.
Crash already BITCHEZ!
It's just the barely solvent loaning to the insolvent in order for them to make interest payments so the barely solvent remain barely solvent. Wash, rinse, repeat!
Countries around the world are taking on more debt without any fruitful attempts to curb their expenditures. This has resulted in a much more fragile and artificially held up financial system which is on a much shaky ground than it was in 2008. In 2008 companies failed due to excessive leverage and debt and now countries are likely to default because they took on the same bad debt on themselves. The borrowing costs or bond yields for these countries are again at record highs for the year due to their deteriorating financial condition.
A single currency for an economy as strong as Germany on one hand and relatively weaker economies like Greece or Ireland on the other is not sustainable in the long run. The idea of the stronger countries in the Euro zone to keep on bailing out the weaker ones repeatedly will be a difficult one to sell to the citizens of the economically stronger countries. Their is no practical way to save the Euro, the only thing that the politicians can do is to lavishly spend tax payers money towards bailouts which creates a much bigger crises a few months down the line but does not solve anything.
http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article35345.html
www.letstalkmoney2012.in
Is this bullshit or what....
Definition of 'Discounting Mechanism'The premise that the stock market essentially discounts, or takes into consideration, all available information and present and potential future events. When unexpected developments occur, the market discounts this new information very rapidly. The Efficient Market Hypothesis (EMH) is based on the hypothesis that the stock market is a very efficient discounting mechanism.
one of the PIIGS is, obviously, bowing out this weekend ....so the scumbags are talking it up to get short at better levels.....
MerkelHollande wearing Draghi's underwear from yesterday
edit: over the weekend the EU commission will rehearse same message to perform in unison when markets open on monday
they prepared it well this time, ban on shorting financials in italy, reducing margin requirements, Draghi making promises he may or may not be able to keep...
So I guess if bonds yields don't come down they are going to promise and threaten that they will continue to promise and threaten more?
The only way out is default or a fiscal union to collect taxes backed by guns. They need to start telling the truth.
I'm not sure how ready Europe is for the new "victors" (vs the old victors, which is one in the same) to be marching in with guns to take their gold and valuables again.
They can pump all the money they want into system. It doesn't change the fact that the world is delevering, and demand just isn't there to drive the markets higher. They Europeans chewed through the 1T of LTRO money in 4-5 months , and they still need at least 2T more that we know of. This crap is so priced in now , it's a lose/ lose proposition. When people start focusing on the markets and not bailouts next week the shit will hit the fan! I wouldn't be surprised to see come covering going into the W/E , for fear of a Sunday tapebomb, sinse a gnat fart out of Europe moves the markets.
I still can't believe gbp/usd has moved 330 pips ( 24 hours) when GB is in recession and has a negative GDP. The only thing I can think of is that the SNB sold a bunch of those euros they have accumulated maintaining that 1.20 eur/chf peg.
"Translation (for non-European-speakers): Europe promises to talk much more. Also promises to not actually do anything as long as it takes."
The bottom line is they have no plan to create the millions of good jobs needed to turn the EU around. They are lost in the dark.
Hey! It is summer holiday in Europe. We have better things to do than worry about the economy. Like lying on this new Spiderman beach towel.
what do bonds know that stocks don't?