Mitsubishi UFJ Releases Rescue Attempt Of Morgan Stanley: Time For Orkimedes Of Omaha To Take Another Bath?

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Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:36 | 1734726 PicassoInActions
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history never repeats its self..... this time is different.


Can we bring BOJ to intervene? i need jpy to weaken... Some1?

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:14 | 1734846 nope-1004
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The oracle of obama to the rescue?


Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:33 | 1734881 eureka
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SURE - Buffet's eureka moments amount to barfing billions into corrupt and stealthily bankrupt corporations, followed by extensive promotional appearances in MSM asserting "they're a great company" -

Ruff-rufff.  I am Warren The Billion Barfer.


Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:49 | 1734924 Ricky Bobby
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You forgot to add - and after the dog and pony show, the state intervenes to gurantee the bathtub barnicle a substancial profit.

Quid Pro Quo Bitchez, Long Live Crony Capitalism!

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 20:09 | 1735213 AldousHuxley
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Lost 2 decades due to deflation Japan rescues lost 1 decade and counting America.....


Everything you see is just a facade.

Retarded Americans time to face reality....that you are stupid and poor. Better kill of your royalty now, before they kill you first. Slaves are sold off by their own country's masters.







Mon, 10/03/2011 - 19:06 | 1734980 akenathon
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Can we bring BOJ to intervene? i need jpy to weaken... Some1?

I think that the US and Japan will intervene together and here's why

BOJ asked all banks to give full details of who's buying and selling JPY -

While not an easy task as you would have to have details on the other side of the trade, I think they will discover that the ones who are buying JPY are Chinese as weakening Japan through JPY rise is in their direct interest

By weakening Japan, Chinese might get control of high tech products where the world it's a major buyer

I think they (US and Japan) understood that and by fixing a USD/JPY at 100 for example they would kill Chinese short USD positions and kill their investments into JGBs as they were major buyers of it lately.

A rise in the US would automatically send JGBs yields up and thus erase big gains for China

I think that the US/China war started already long time although it could get a lot worse and expect the next move to happen into USD/JPY and 100 currency peg might even be too low

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:38 | 1734728 treemagnet
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Uncle Warren wants YOU!

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:29 | 1734874 sitenine
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Fuck Warren! He is in bed with the political administration. He bought immunity from prosecution with his stupid BOA purchase, and he is wrong about stock repurchases in Burkshire. This crisis is NOT a confidence problem, and Warren is a complete Fucking idiot to treat it as one.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 19:13 | 1734949 Freddie
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I hope when he is taking his bath that someone shoves a Nebraska corn cob up his rectal orifice to where the sun don't shine.  He will have to do an LBO of Roto Rooter to get it removed.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 21:45 | 1735489 AldousHuxley
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He is taking Morgan Stanley wives to shopping...


NOt even 6 months ago this shit happened:

The Real Housewives of Wall Street Why is the Federal Reserve forking over $220 million in bailout money to the wives of two Morgan Stanley bigwigs?

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:39 | 1734729 walküre
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Buffet bought several US Financials in August / September of 2011.

He is said to have Obama's ear (or is it the other way around?).

When Buffet asks for more QE to save his a$$, do we wonder .. oh where to even begin.


Mon, 10/03/2011 - 19:37 | 1735099 zorba THE GREEK
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Somebody should tell Warren, BAC is on sale...$5.53... maybe they'll throw in some more warrants with that.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 19:59 | 1735179 Alea Iactaest
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Begin right after realizing how underwater he is on the SPX puts he sold. Really think those will expire ITM? More likely that he will sell a few more to the Fed as a stealth bailout.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:40 | 1734732 jmcadg
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Are BoA and Morgan Stanley having a race?

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:43 | 1734743 junkyardjack
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We'll just all pretend Citi wouldn't be a penny stock without its reverse split

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 19:47 | 1735131 ArkansasAngie
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I've been watching that too.  If one were a speculator the seesaw swings is opportunity to the lucky.  Of course ... this could well be a "can't win for losing" kind of situation, too.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:41 | 1734733 zorba THE GREEK
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It kinda reminds me of a certain Saudi Prince and Citigroup. Hows that working out Prince?

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:09 | 1734839 GrinandBearit
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OMG, I forgot about that moron!  They used to trot him out on CNBC every week back in 2008. 

Didn't that idiot buy a few millions shares of C when in was in the 30's?

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:39 | 1734892 WestVillageIdiot
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Then he's not doing so badly.  It is still in the twenites.  Oh yeah, reverse split, 10 for 1, forgot about that.  Sorry.  I was typing this in the tub while I was playing with my rubber duckie and then I suddenly remembered, "hey, I don't own a rubber duckie". 

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 19:02 | 1734963 Freddie
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That POS has investments in every TV network in the USA.  He calls the shots at Fox/News Corp.  All of TV is the same - all to brainwash the sheep.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:48 | 1734737 dwdollar
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Bove... haha...

Watch at 1:40

Is that why BofA website has been down all day? Because people are just checking their large deposits... LOL... I doubt it Bove.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:12 | 1734844 Rick64
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"Bove says banks getting stronger and stronger"

And cheaper and cheaper. You don't see that everyday. Bove is right up there with Cramer.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:43 | 1734739 redpill
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Pretty soon we'll just have one big company called GoldmanFargoCitiOfAmericaJPMorganStanleySmithBarneyFrank, and the oligarchs will approve because they only have to make 1 phone call per day to negotiate their next bribe.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 19:12 | 1734997 Taint Boil
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Zero Hedge is better than porn ...........

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 20:45 | 1735316 Your Creator
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Zero Hedge definitely has the best comedy commentors in the business.  I get more laughs out of Zero Hedge comments than stand up comedians.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 21:28 | 1735442 AldousHuxley
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I don't know about that....BOAmerica about to foreclose itself....with Shitty bank following.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:43 | 1734744 jmcadg
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They can't afford their server bills!

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:49 | 1734771 Seasmoke
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thats BOA, c'mon lets get our insolvent banks problems correct !

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:44 | 1734745 d00daa
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ms up three cents to 12.50 ah on the news.


Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:47 | 1734752 franzpick
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The 30 plus year fed-sponsored credit binge made most everyone look good and made some managers look great, but the ongoing credit collapse will reveal how little the Orifice of Omaha and other heroes really knew.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:46 | 1734756 kito
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"We will continue to work to leverage Morgan Stanley's................"


funny and all along i thought morgan stanley's leverage was a problem????.............




Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:47 | 1734760 Rob Jones
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Japan is a bug waiting for a windshield.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 21:50 | 1735510 nasa
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3/11 was the windshield.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:47 | 1734763 buzzsaw99
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Talk is cheap. Step right up MUFG, and buy the common. WTF? LOL!

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:01 | 1734819 DosZap
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Would have to be worth 19x's+ their shown net holdings just to cover GS OTC Derivatives..............

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:05 | 1734831 buzzsaw99
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that's another reason why this sounds like mere jawboning to me.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:06 | 1734837 Snidley Whipsnae
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+1 Buzzsaw99... talk is about what they have left... in a bag that was full of blockheads and hammers...

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 20:44 | 1735313 WonderDawg
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Whenever I see the MUFG acronym, my brain immediately says, "muhfuggah".

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:47 | 1734765 Cman5000
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The Orkimedes Of Omaha is trying prop up a system in collapse. Well maybe he will go down in flames with the rest of them ...

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:53 | 1734787 King_of_simpletons
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The Omahan Obleisk is senile, advanced stages.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:03 | 1734827 DosZap
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is trying prop up a system in collapse

Buffet would need 10,000x's his net worth, just to start.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 19:50 | 1735146 ArkansasAngie
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Warren is insolvent.  He is bankrupt.  WHen they prop up AIG, BOA etc.  they pump up Warren or some other Arsehole ... easy come ... easy go. 

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:54 | 1734789 americanspirit
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MUFG - pronounced MuFug, short for motherfuckers. Little banzai motherfuckers sticking by their Man Stan. Sweet.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:55 | 1734791 Mae Kadoodie
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Morgan Stanley and Mitsubishi are pleased to announce the opening of their new Fukushima branch

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 17:59 | 1734809 Gubbmint Cheese
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feedback on the new Fukushima office has been positively glowing........



Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:00 | 1734815 redpill
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And when you have that kind of energy, it just spreads throughout the whole organization!

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:02 | 1734825 kito
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leaving employees and clients radiating with happiness!!!!

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:11 | 1734843 buzzsaw99
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We are expecting an in-FUSION of free radical particle emissions from the MS pool of toxic assets and fission byproducts?

I blew it, I know. ;)

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:30 | 1734876 slewie the pi-rat
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the new tent to cover fuk_u #1 will have prominent MUFG logo advertiZing!

slewie ads:  putting a confident, corporate face to every disaster!

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:35 | 1734886 CharlieSDT
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The new chair of the bank will Tim Geiger.

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