Morgan Stanley's ClientServ Is "Transitorily" Unavailable... Again

Tyler Durden's picture

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RichardP's picture

Funny how that works.

slaughterer's picture

Uh oh, better keep sending the donations into ZH:

PARIS (Dow Jones)--Societe Generale SA (GLE.FR, SCGLY) said Wednesday it has asked France's financial markets watchdog Autorite des Marches Financiers to investigate the origin of rumors that caused the bank's share price to plunge more than 20% at one point in hectic trading Wednesday.

bob_dabolina's picture

That's for  "whatever" clients

slaughterer's picture

Happy days are coming!  A head and shoulders is forming on the VIX! 

bob_dabolina's picture

Head and shoulders on interbank liquidity. 

Head and Shoulders in my shampoo

problemfixr's picture

You're close, Tyler.  -378 as I type this

bam_son's picture

Kind of like how your donate button is broken.  Tried donating but won't let me. might want to look into that.

monopoly's picture

REal close Tyer, real close. -375

sunny's picture

Close, 389 as I type..no 399... Oh hell, yes, it touched -400...

sunny

buzzsaw99's picture

That almost never happens. LMAO!!

StychoKiller's picture

"We're sorry, the number you're trying to reach is currently unavailable or all our circuits are busy.  Please try again later." -- Ma Bell

Taku's picture

Dear clients, just a friendly reminder it is the "wrong time to sell" and you are making the " wrong decision". please wait for elites to get out first. You will have your turn, at the right time.

lilmac929's picture

Between the deer in headlights photo, funny titles to posts, and MOST of the people who comment...not only is this site very informative, but really funny in dry kinda way.  I'm bullish on ZeroHedge. 

TruthInSunshine's picture
by lilmac929
on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:31
#1547733

 

Between the deer in headlights photo, funny titles to posts, and MOST of the people who comment...not only is this site very informative, but really funny in dry kinda way.  I'm bullish on ZeroHedge.

 

I'm bullish, too.

I am torn about how to feel about the sheeple, though. They look innocent enough:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/100874288_a5ff91b322.jpg

Sudden Debt's picture

Tyler, did you switch servers with MS? :)

At least ZH is running nicely again!

How much was you peak visitor count these last few days TD?

gangland's picture

you can thank the chinamen in korea

CompassionateFascist's picture

Chickenfeed. You're going to need still more server space. Everyone now knows that Limbaugh comes to this site for his ec analysis.

Sudden Debt's picture

JEEZ! THAT'S LIKE A SMALL COUNTRY MAN!

WAW!

Bam_Man's picture

Morgan Stanley ClientServ

"It's a cookbook!!"

monopoly's picture

Ooops, I lied. 425 :)

monopoly's picture

How the hell does he do that. Man!!

SilverDoctors's picture

2nd time in 3 days

 

LetThemEatCake's picture

Looks like the force of gravity is still in effect

Number 156's picture

Cool! We found a leading indicator!

gangland's picture

 

even better than the real thing.

Hephasteus's picture

Funny how this technology only breaks when it's in the interest of the people who created it to make it break.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRvPoCWElOc

GolfHatesMe's picture

Bandwidth bitchez!

Hephasteus's picture

Battle hardened cloud computers with unencrypted blue tooth communication.

VogonPoet's picture

this would also make a fine t-shirt (in addition to a rule48 one). Id like to collect them all.

Maximilien Robespierre's picture

Obviously this is because the HFT machines are co-located with little people trading portal servers in in the same bladed system.    

CPU/memory preference is given to the algos.   When things get volatile, it's self fulfilling, algos usurp all the cpu cycles, residential trading gets queued and little people traders get the shaft.

Really this is quite an efficient use of computer hardware in the cloud model by MS.   Well played.

Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

Very clever angle. Do you have anything to back that up? I would love to see it.

US Uncut's picture

Nope. Wrong. Down 440. ha ha

gangland's picture

 

cnbs trader dude: "insider selling is higher than buyers, even at these levels, ...speculators are coming in and getting wiped out "

for cnbs: THERE

IS

NO

FUCKINg

DEMANDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

cc comcast

Outlaw Of The Wasteland's picture

Won't be back up until ms can fill in their own shorts with their clients' shares at the bottom.

HomerToeclipper's picture

And something else just as neat, is that JP Morgan/Chase stock trading vehicle for all 401K holders is down and has been for 3 days now - the reason being a "planned upgrade"...anuone wanting to trade in their account must do so by broker by phone, with a delay (on hold) up to 20 minutes.

lol...

 

americanspirit's picture

I think there's a typo here. Shouldn't the headline read "Morgan Stanley ClientServe Temporarily Irrelevant"

Buck Johnson's picture

It's over, it trully is.

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