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Morgan Stanley's ClientServ Is "Transitorily" Unavailable... Again

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Update: aaaaand it's up. DJIA must be down only 300 now...

Without looking at the ticker we will assume that market selling has accelerated since the BAC call ended and the DJIA is down 400... Were we right?

 

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Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:34 | 1547703 RichardP
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Funny how that works.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:46 | 1547792 slaughterer
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Uh oh, better keep sending the donations into ZH:

PARIS (Dow Jones)--Societe Generale SA (GLE.FR, SCGLY) said Wednesday it has asked France's financial markets watchdog Autorite des Marches Financiers to investigate the origin of rumors that caused the bank's share price to plunge more than 20% at one point in hectic trading Wednesday.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:27 | 1547708 bob_dabolina
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That's for  "whatever" clients

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:38 | 1547756 slaughterer
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Happy days are coming!  A head and shoulders is forming on the VIX! 

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:47 | 1547787 bob_dabolina
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Head and shoulders on interbank liquidity. 

Head and Shoulders in my shampoo

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:28 | 1547709 problemfixr
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You're close, Tyler.  -378 as I type this

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:35 | 1547746 Clorox Cowboy
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Too optimistic, TD.  -430

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:28 | 1547711 bam_son
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Kind of like how your donate button is broken.  Tried donating but won't let me. might want to look into that.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:28 | 1547713 monopoly
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REal close Tyer, real close. -375

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:29 | 1547723 sunny
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Close, 389 as I type..no 399... Oh hell, yes, it touched -400...

sunny

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:30 | 1547724 buzzsaw99
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That almost never happens. LMAO!!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 22:04 | 1549586 StychoKiller
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"We're sorry, the number you're trying to reach is currently unavailable or all our circuits are busy.  Please try again later." -- Ma Bell

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:44 | 1547781 Taku
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Dear clients, just a friendly reminder it is the "wrong time to sell" and you are making the " wrong decision". please wait for elites to get out first. You will have your turn, at the right time.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:31 | 1547733 lilmac929
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Between the deer in headlights photo, funny titles to posts, and MOST of the people who comment...not only is this site very informative, but really funny in dry kinda way.  I'm bullish on ZeroHedge. 

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:33 | 1547738 problemfixr
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+1000000

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:42 | 1547769 gangland
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+10^10^10^10^10^10

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:46 | 1547789 TruthInSunshine
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by lilmac929
on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:31
#1547733

 

Between the deer in headlights photo, funny titles to posts, and MOST of the people who comment...not only is this site very informative, but really funny in dry kinda way.  I'm bullish on ZeroHedge.

 

I'm bullish, too.

I am torn about how to feel about the sheeple, though. They look innocent enough:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/100874288_a5ff91b322.jpg

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:02 | 1547885 lilmac929
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Ha!  Amazing!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:32 | 1547735 Sudden Debt
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Tyler, did you switch servers with MS? :)

At least ZH is running nicely again!

How much was you peak visitor count these last few days TD?

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:43 | 1547775 Tyler Durden
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2 MM hits on Monday

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:49 | 1547810 gangland
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you can thank the chinamen in korea

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:50 | 1547817 monopoly
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WOW!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:13 | 1547968 CompassionateFascist
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Chickenfeed. You're going to need still more server space. Everyone now knows that Limbaugh comes to this site for his ec analysis.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:30 | 1548128 Sudden Debt
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JEEZ! THAT'S LIKE A SMALL COUNTRY MAN!

WAW!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:33 | 1547736 Bam_Man
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Morgan Stanley ClientServ

"It's a cookbook!!"

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:41 | 1547765 Hephasteus
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LOL

+1775

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:33 | 1547737 monopoly
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Ooops, I lied. 425 :)

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:34 | 1547743 monopoly
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How the hell does he do that. Man!!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:36 | 1547748 SilverDoctors
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2nd time in 3 days

 

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:37 | 1547751 LetThemEatCake
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Looks like the force of gravity is still in effect

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:37 | 1547754 Clorox Cowboy
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:38 | 1547758 Number 156
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Cool! We found a leading indicator!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:39 | 1547761 gangland
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even better than the real thing.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:44 | 1547776 Hephasteus
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Funny how this technology only breaks when it's in the interest of the people who created it to make it break.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRvPoCWElOc

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:43 | 1547779 GolfHatesMe
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Bandwidth bitchez!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 17:04 | 1548413 Hephasteus
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Battle hardened cloud computers with unencrypted blue tooth communication.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:46 | 1547786 VogonPoet
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this would also make a fine t-shirt (in addition to a rule48 one). Id like to collect them all.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:48 | 1547802 Maximilien Robe...
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Obviously this is because the HFT machines are co-located with little people trading portal servers in in the same bladed system.    

CPU/memory preference is given to the algos.   When things get volatile, it's self fulfilling, algos usurp all the cpu cycles, residential trading gets queued and little people traders get the shaft.

Really this is quite an efficient use of computer hardware in the cloud model by MS.   Well played.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 23:52 | 1549795 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Very clever angle. Do you have anything to back that up? I would love to see it.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:51 | 1547825 US Uncut
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Nope. Wrong. Down 440. ha ha

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:54 | 1547837 gangland
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cnbs trader dude: "insider selling is higher than buyers, even at these levels, ...speculators are coming in and getting wiped out "

for cnbs: THERE

IS

NO

FUCKINg

DEMANDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

cc comcast

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:55 | 1547841 Outlaw Of The W...
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Won't be back up until ms can fill in their own shorts with their clients' shares at the bottom.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:58 | 1547852 HomerToeclipper
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And something else just as neat, is that JP Morgan/Chase stock trading vehicle for all 401K holders is down and has been for 3 days now - the reason being a "planned upgrade"...anuone wanting to trade in their account must do so by broker by phone, with a delay (on hold) up to 20 minutes.

lol...

 

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 17:40 | 1548582 americanspirit
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I think there's a typo here. Shouldn't the headline read "Morgan Stanley ClientServe Temporarily Irrelevant"

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 20:07 | 1549178 Buck Johnson
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It's over, it trully is.

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