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Bank run bitchez!!
Can you imagine how many imbalances there are going to be? Margin calls? People will be working all night.
ALL YOUR MONEY BELONGS TO US BITCHEZ!!!
Nearly. This one's a little closer:
All your money are belong to us - Zero Wing
This happens just before short selling becomes illegal..
New Presidents Get elected...
Except for naked shorting the gold/silver miners, that's always welcome!
"We are committed to providing first-class service and apologize for any inconvenience this may cause." LOL
After we dump our personal holdings we'll be happy to sell yours into a bidless dump, thank you for holding - we care about you, sort of.
"remember, we'll always be there for you - provided it's in our own best interest."
"After we dump our personal holdings we'll be happy to sell yours into a bidless dump, thank you for holding - we care about you, sort of."
That's the best
Probably some technical issue.
I want my MTV. Or money if you can.
OT - looks like GS just bot a bunch of itself. Suddenly different curve than other financials.
The storm gathers strength.
It's really just Dean Witter no matter what they call it.
LOL, remember those "My broker is EF Hutton, and EF Hutton says...."
"Merril Lynch is bullish on America"; that was my personal favorite. too bad they went bankrupt.
Etrade out the wazoo.. all the way.
"We make money the old fashioned way,..."
"We EMBEZZLE it."
Everyone remain calm.. there are plenty of FRN's coming for everyone..
Just wait a moment while we ring up our buddies at the FRN factory.
Guess those clients missed the memo:
'Sell in May and go away!'
No over-inflated fiat currency for you punk ass biatch Morgan Stanley customer.
No over-inflated stock for the punk ass bitch managers; the kids will be going to "that other prep school"; and the trophy wife is leaving.
The trophy wife will leave his ass for a techie.
They have now changed it:
You may experience a delay when you log into MorganStanley ClientServ. We are aware of the issue and are working to resolve it as quickly as possible. Client Service Representatives are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and can be reached at 1 (888) 454-3965 or 1 (801) 617-9150 (collect calls accepted from overseas).
We are committed to providing first-class service and apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
Circuit breakers off, sell this fucker!
And it's working again. No panic, move along. tomorrow TARP2 or QE3
Too bad. Getting rid of the grease and moving my mattress to Asia.
Oh yeah....massive withdrawals as seniors, investors, youngsters, ...anyone with a few bucks invested races out of this market into Hard Assets and Cash. This crash will destroy another handful of our valued seniors I'm afraid....sad stuff.
Submarine service looks really good on resumes now.
Oooops! I just stumbled across the plug. So now the peasants pile up against the door of the burning theater just after we got out and bolted the door shut. Thanks JP Morgue.
Stanley Morgan and Laurel Hardy have left for Cuba in a private jet filled with gold.
Adios, amigos. Your're on your own.
Warren Buffet is buying today, I guess he needs to average down haha
Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Inc. (BRK/A), whose top three shareholdings declined by about $1.6 billion last week, disclosed its biggest quarterly purchase of equities in almost three years. Berkshire bought $3.62 billion of stock in the three months ended June 30, the most since it spent $3.94 billion in the third quarter of 2008, the Omaha, Nebraska-based company said late Aug. 5 in a filing.
3 months ended June 30
Ha Ha. that's pretty interesting. Berkshire Hathaway; another fascinating story for the history books.
Flash crash coming in the last 10 minutes of trading today you fuckers.
In all seriousness I have a friend who has a lot of cash in Bank of America and he doesn't agree with me that he should withdraw it.
Does anyone think there's a real reason to be concerned w/ BoA in terms of withdrawl limits/defaults/deposit loss?
Careful out there. When the going gets rough things get nasty
Absolutely there's reason to be concerned. Anyone who continues to do business with does so at their own peril.
Well, he's covered. But why keep your money in that dead fish. BoA is 100% done.
I suggested on FaceBook that if any of my friends had money in BofA to get it out pronto...so far no replies...I guess none of my moron friends are in BofA?
No. Stop bothering him about it. you've been mis-informed by "blog wisdom"/ the FDIC exists and it functions. end of story.
Time to dust off my "DOW 10,000" hat again.
I've gotten more use out of that thing...
A woman who works with a family member said Bank of America told her at lunch their computers were down. No further word, just that she couldn't conduct business at that time.
oh looky, we are back to -600
The urgent care clinics across the nation will be jam-packed with knife catchers tonight...
LOL! Best comment of the evening! Kudos!
Bidless into the close...as FAZ pays for my entire trip to St. John in October and Painkillers for all at Soggy Dollar Bottom Bar.
Dow is back in it's 2010 range. Getitng close to bear market territory
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