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Because a(nother) pyrrhic victory is still a victory.
"I've got gas...."
We've trick em again! How's my top o' the gut tie?
We keep getting paychecks, this is a great gig.
Hell yea! Now its time to run up some more debt! Where is the credit card?
This picture is my next avatar...
Glad someone thought to ask Siri or we might have been here for another 7 hours ...
"Quick. Smile. They're looking!"
I'm not a real economist, but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express!
Evangelos: "Smile Lucas, we're going to Hooters later on, half price wings!"
Lucas: "Yeah... but our Euros are only worth half as much now..."
Parasite 1: I can't believe they fell for it again.
Parasite 2: This'll be great for my bonus. I'm going island shopping.
Parasite 3: I call dibs on Lesbos!
"...So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. 'Can I help you' says the Rabbi. The penitent says 'It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times.' The Rabbi says 'Go out and do it a third time; we have a special - three for five euros !' "
"So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. 'Can I help you' says the Rabbi. The penitent says 'It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times.' The Rabbi says 'screwing the public doesn't really represent adultery'"
Three stooges save the world.
Do you think it's the deal or the 4-way we had last night that has Angela Merkel crying in the corner?
"That was close - i thought we were about to get fired - instead we get a raise - i'm gonna use those extra euros to buy an under age half starved greek waif to sloppily tame my crusty zipper dragon in the alley behind Athen's Citi Bank"
When were done with Greece, we'll have to rename it KY!
I wish the world cared more ... this 'hiring our own paparazzi' thing is getting expensive ...
"Can you believe this shit?!...and none of us were even elected into these positions!"
I am glad I did not have to read it before I signed it!
Or maybe better: By the time they start reading this we will be all gone!
After this, we all get ice cream. Mmmmm.
Board Members of the Belgian Caterer's Planning Committee hail the news of permanent Troika prescence in Greece as Belgian Catering Industry Index hits new highs. "No, we don't know what it means." Said Hans Yodel, Chairman, "But we do know that our waffles are wildly popular in Athens!"
GAS! DID SOMEBODY SAY GAS!!!
What about this picture? Oh lala...
Good God, I had started thinking of you as a friend around this here blog.
MY EYES, MY EYES, AHHHHH!!!!
You set me up for that. Don't think I won't remember this you Kraut, you!!!
Ah, the sound of pain in the morning - how refreshing... I hope you have learnt your lesson, Ms. Creant. I am a Kraut. I am supposed to be evil. You can't blame me for that, seriously.
But then...it would suck if...can't we be friends again? I know I've gone too far with this. I promise I won't do it again. You know I have to keep a certain standard of evilness. Otherwise I could lose my Kraut-Status. And that wouldn't be good. No, that would be terrible. I mean people would start to hug me or something like that. *ahem* Now let us all think about something beautiful - like a German Jagdpanzer rolling over a flower bed.
Disgusting Banker Porn! It makes me wonder what happens when the cameras are off.
1st Euro trash guy - "Do you feel guilty? I mean we just royal fucked over every private investor holding any Greek debt. The American banks are really gona take it in the ass on this one."
2nd Euro trash guy - "Do I feel guilty? Let me ask you a question, do you think those American banks felt guilty when they were pushing those fantasy MBS products on us? Do you think GS feels guilty about their fantasy ratings of Greece?"
1st Euro trash guy - "But this could bring down their big banks."
2nd Euro trash guy - "Fuck America! What have they ever done for us?"
1st Euro trash guy - "Well nothing... since that whole D-Day thing."
WTF is Louie Anderson doing there?
They were asked to sing the song; "JUMP YOU FUCKERS".
"Either way, we are getting paid and won't have to pay for this."
"Well, Laurel, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into"
"Look at us smug cunts"
Off Picture Euro Technocrat: Since we bought you Venizelos how about you go and get me a coffee
Venizelos: Ahhhhh you guysssssssss.... but seriosly ok I'll be right back
Remember when we fucked the bond holders and still didn't solve the underlying problem... hahaha yeah good times!
Is this the Rat Pack or the Brat Pack?
It's the Cack Pack
"MONEY FOR NOTHING AND YOUR CHICS FOR FREE"
Because a(nother) Pyromaniac victory is still a burning Athens.
LOL did you see the look on their...dude, where's my car, house, and assets?
I brokered the whole deal,with this itty bitty tie.
the Pepboys! -- Manny, Moe and Jackass
look no bullets or troops needed, why didn't we do this last time, LOL
If this is the best that techncratic governemnt has to offer we need a revolution. If you're going to railroad democracies at least give us some hot supermodels to do it.
That smile on my face is warm pee running down my leg because I can't see my dick...
no caption.... just dub it with something like this:
"You call this a solution?? Hahahaha...."
"Bring me Solo and the Wookie. They will all pay for this outrage!"
Genius man... pure genius! lol +1
Luke: I saw - I saw a city in the clouds (GREECE). Yoda: [nods] Friends you have there. Luke: They were in pain... Yoda: It is the future you see. Luke: The future? [pause] Luke: Will they die? Yoda: [closes his eyes for a moment] Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future. Luke: I've got to go to them. Yoda: Decide you must, how to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could; but you would destroy all for which they have fought, and suffered.
That's nice. Why don't they take a picture of outside and see how many people "aren't" happy.
Are they still rioting or was their a huge spike in vaseline futures this am?
The Three Stooges 2.0
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
BTW a when is a 74% loss to bondholders not a default? Answer: When JPM and GS say it isn't.
"Ha ha ha....you're appointing ME the Chief Laughologist?!"
We are laughing at you, not with you.
"It's a good thing we own gold."
Do I look electable now?
"i can't believe we stole their country again! we just show up and get more money for you! and you! and me!"
Schauble: "You know we must implement this as soon as possible"
Papademos : "Yes, ................... ,indeed"
Venizelos: " Hfgmgg,hah mfsgs ha hah ha hA HA HAHA HA "
As camera takes picture
Schauble (under his breath), Schiesze!!!
Papademos " Yes,........ , indeed"
Schauble just stormed the Greek Immigration Office in Athens asking for Asylum status of a hated Fin. Minister(said his life would be in danger if he ever returned to Germany), .. greek reply "get in line"
It's Ralph Furley in a wheel chair, holy shit!
It's hers, and hers, and his...
Three's company too!
If you are going to have an intermission, Can you cue up some Ben Hur music?
"Okay, Ms. Lagarde, we'll sign. Just put your clothes back on. You're killing us."
Ship of fools.
Boardroom of Morons.
What´s for lunch? Do we have that good French Caterer today..I like them..losts of sauces and fancy names...
It's so hard to get good help these days. He always ends up eating them.
"Do you think Juncker's neck would fit in here?"
SO sick of this fucking clown show.
Telling the World's Funniest Joke to the German backfired:)
"Ha,ha we were joking about the done deal"
Its 3am, we're horny and its 90 clicks to Amsterdam. Hit it.
HAHA. You wanna see a fat guy fuck the entire population of Greece.
Well we're movin on up,To the east side.To a deluxe apartment in the sky.Movin on up,To the east side.We finally got a piece of the pie
Lots and lots a pie.
Lots and lots a pie.
At least they left a few crumbs in the pie plate.
These people should get the death penalty.
You guys see the one about trickle down? http://www.zerohedge.com/news/friday-humor-trickle-down
and/or "Be Sure to get my Ironside!"
"The adoloescent boys will be at my place in about two hours with donuts to celebrate. Care to join?"
Disgusting slave lords.
A fat pig, grima wormtongue and a paraplegic. Yep , this is what runs Europe. May God have mercy on us all !
Did someone just fart in my general direction?
Oh shit! Papadoc has had his fingers superglued together by Wolfie... AGAIN!!!
"ha...ha..ha...(snort), you stupid fat fuck, you said you could recite the terms of the new agreement with a straight face...now you've got all of us guffawing"
"I'm smiling my Greek smile because that wire behind me runs up my ass."
blood sucking sound.
"I'd rather be eating bacon"
"see? I told you the sheep will continue to bleat until slaughter time"
"My dick is in the punch!!"
Squeal like a pig!
"You'd smile too if you just got a handjob under the table for signing a meaningless piece of paper."
Everyone needs to go on a diet and I need to revisit that buffet table again.....those gyros and bratwurst 'bond' well together.
Herr Schauble invited us to dinner for some Soylent Greek sauteed in olive oil!
...and on top of that every Greek man, woman and child agrees to pay 22k Euros.....Sold to you!
"That's Fuckin' AWESOME !!!!"
"Ha-ha-ha", " And they said it could not be done!", "Ha-ha-ha".
"...and the look on Lagarde's face when I stood up out of my wheelchair and mooned her!"
Wheel the old man to a convalescent home
Roll that Fat Fuck down the front steps.
We printed it on Euros and Dollars. Saved THOUSANDS over letterhead!
"How many more seconds do I have to smile for?"
Pretty much my opinion on all this:
In other words, this game isn't over yet. Big surprise.
"Don't hate the playah, hate the GAME... Now fetch my ass an 8-ball and some Hennessey, Zorba"
Haha, I put Eau de la Douche in his coffee!!!
"I'm not standing up until my boner goes away."
Papedemos- right whats for breakfast? Iam starving, schauble its your shout Venizelos -thats correct, I refer you to clause 14.1a of todays communique on who is buying breakfast Schauble - Iam getting tired of these parasitic greeks wogs, give them an inch they take a mile, we should have finished the job properly 70 years ago, now its a lifetime of free breakfasts, and lunches and dinners and.....
"Once you've had fat, you'll never go back..."
Ministers is this now the end of the Greek debt crisis?
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
How do you want your bailout? Small, medium or super sized?
Look!! I have Greece in my pants!
Insane Clown Posse - Amazing Troika Brothers
And Schauble said the hostages will be well treated and stay at a spa called Buchenwald!
We saved socialism!!! And the the US tax payers will pay for it!
. I think people are not understanding what the goals of these people are. it's to get as much as they can while they can. kicking the can down the road allows them to micl more until it breaks. I assure you when it breaks they will have figured out how to keep what they have.See financial crisis in united states, no 0prosecutions, those who made money via fraud really made off with their ill gotten gains, etc.
They can't hang me for this, I'll break the rope!
But market is up. Americans - so reliable.
The Greece people have about as much of a chance , as i do walking
You can choose to ignore reality, but reality won’t ignore you.
It would be interesting to know who actually made money. Big short??? Big long???
"Ha ha ha. And then they bent over and we yelled 'No grease for Greece'! Oh and they squealed like PIIGS."
Ouch! my how DEBT carries a big wallop!
“The goyim continue to fall for the same gimmick time and time again… HAHAHAHAHA”
i hope those fuckers smoke 12 million cigarettes for each greek they just fucked.
Total IQ : 180
EV: "Don't sweat it, guys. We're gonna pay back every penny! NOT! HAHAHAHAHA! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! Hahhhhh. No, really. We will."
"Release the Kraken"
Venizelos: How stupid are the Eurocrats! Suckers!
You were right, they believed this s€£t again!
Where is Kratos when you need him ?
Blissfully unaware of what is to befall him, Private Pyle smiles happily on his first day of boot camp. (See Full Metal Jacket).
Photographer's thought: "Oh, if I had a gun instead of this camera..."
Oh Chauncy.. look at how we fooked those chaps yet again.
...indeed, sire.. indeed. Shall I massage your testicles now, sire?
One fat man.
"cross the streams.... I thought you said crossing the streams was bad."
"We had part of a Slinky. But We straightened it."
"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil! "
Soon, the city will be mine and Vigo's... mainly "Vigo's"
Sorry zh my the old lady drank all my coffee bitchez....
Fat Guy: My ties are the only thing that fit me from last season
Wheelchair Guy: my wife gets pissed off when i take my wheelchair to bed
Papademos: Are you really giving us the money? I still cant figure out where you are getting it from.
Supermarket Killer: Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
Marion Cobretti: Go ahead. I don't shop here.
"I am A Chicago fan..." says fat man...."Chicaaaaaagooooo, my home town....Can you hear me O'bammy? Heeeeeeeelppppp....I mean... Jawol, Dr Strangelove, jawol...Sieg Merkel .....Heeeeeeeeeeelppppp....O'bammy....heeeelp...I'm a big Chicago fan...truly, cross my heart and hope to die. MAy the Bulls win! "
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