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Because a(nother) pyrrhic victory is still a victory.

 

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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:46 | 2180502 SwingForce
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"I've got gas...."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | 2180531 spankthebernank
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We've trick em again! How's my top o' the gut tie?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | 2180553 economics1996
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We keep getting paychecks, this is a great gig.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | 2180568 economics1996
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Hell yea!  Now its time to run up some more debt!  Where is the credit card?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | 2180598 JPM Hater001
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This picture is my next avatar...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | 2180685 bdc63
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Glad someone thought to ask Siri or we might have been here for another 7 hours ...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:20 | 2180834 Bananamerican
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"Quick. Smile. They're looking!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:14 | 2181073 Triggernometry
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Hi Mom!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:01 | 2181295 Dave Thomas
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I'm not a real economist, but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | 2180599 VanillAnalyst
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Evangelos: "Smile Lucas, we're going to Hooters later on, half price wings!"

Lucas: "Yeah... but our Euros are only worth half as much now..."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:22 | 2180653 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Parasite 1: I can't believe they fell for it again.

Parasite 2: This'll be great for my bonus. I'm going island shopping.

Parasite 3: I call dibs on Lesbos!

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:25 | 2180657 Don Birnam
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"...So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. 'Can I help you' says the Rabbi. The penitent says 'It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times.' The Rabbi says 'Go out and do it a third time; we have a special - three for five euros !' "

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | 2180680 SilverIsKing
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"So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. 'Can I help you' says the Rabbi. The penitent says 'It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times.' The Rabbi says 'screwing the public doesn't really represent adultery'"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | 2180689 I am more equal...
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Three stooges save the world.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:19 | 2180826 NumberNone
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Do you think it's the deal or the 4-way we had last night that has Angela Merkel crying in the corner?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:20 | 2181368 Cadavre
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"That was close - i thought we were about to get fired - instead we get a raise - i'm gonna use those extra euros to buy an under age  half starved greek waif to sloppily tame my crusty zipper dragon in the alley behind Athen's Citi Bank"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:32 | 2180536 Pladizow
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When were done with Greece, we'll have to rename it KY!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:35 | 2180700 bdc63
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I wish the world cared more ... this 'hiring our own paparazzi' thing is getting expensive ...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:53 | 2180753 LongSoupLine
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"Can you believe this shit?!...and none of us were even elected into these positions!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:20 | 2180823 Zero Debt
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I am glad I did not have to read it before I signed it!

Or maybe better: By the time they start reading this we will be all gone!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:18 | 2180639 Blank Reg
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After this, we all get ice cream. Mmmmm.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:17 | 2181083 Eisenhorn
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Board Members of the Belgian Caterer's Planning Committee hail the news of permanent Troika prescence in Greece as Belgian Catering Industry Index hits new highs.  "No, we don't know what it means." Said Hans Yodel, Chairman, "But we do know that our waffles are wildly popular in Athens!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | 2180642 Dead Canary
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GAS! DID SOMEBODY SAY GAS!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | 2180687 PY-129-20
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:40 | 2180722 MsCreant
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Good God, I had started thinking of you as a friend around this here blog.

MY EYES, MY EYES, AHHHHH!!!!

You set me up for that. Don't think I won't remember this you Kraut, you!!!

;-D

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:43 | 2180915 PY-129-20
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Ah, the sound of pain in the morning - how refreshing... I hope you have learnt your lesson, Ms. Creant.  I am a Kraut. I am supposed to be evil. You can't blame me for that, seriously.

But then...it would suck if...can't we be friends again? I know I've gone too far with this. I promise I won't do it again. You know I have to keep a certain standard of evilness. Otherwise I could lose my Kraut-Status. And that wouldn't be good. No, that would be terrible. I mean people would start to hug me or something like that. *ahem* Now let us all think about something beautiful - like a German Jagdpanzer rolling over a flower bed.

:P

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:57 | 2180766 metastar
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Disgusting Banker Porn! It makes me wonder what happens when the cameras are off.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:19 | 2181096 NotApplicable
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Sandusky Time.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:32 | 2180692 Chief KnocAHoma
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1st Euro trash guy - "Do you feel guilty? I mean we just royal fucked over every private investor holding any Greek debt. The American banks are really gona take it in the ass on this one."

2nd Euro trash guy - "Do I feel guilty? Let me ask you a question, do you think those American banks felt guilty when they were pushing those fantasy MBS products on us? Do you think GS feels guilty about their fantasy ratings of Greece?"

1st Euro trash guy - "But this could bring down their big banks."

2nd Euro trash guy - "Fuck America! What have they ever done for us?"

1st Euro trash guy - "Well nothing... since that whole D-Day thing."

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:46 | 2180504 digitlman
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WTF is Louie Anderson doing there?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:58 | 2180571 Sancho Ponzi
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Fucktards-R-Us

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:54 | 2180757 Ruffcut
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They were asked to sing the song; "JUMP YOU FUCKERS".

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | 2180506 Sam Clemons
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"Either way, we are getting paid and won't have to pay for this."

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | 2180507 valley chick
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Hell's Angels

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:55 | 2180709 bdc63
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"Well, Laurel, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | 2180508 It is a bargin ...
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"Look at us smug cunts"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48 | 2180509 qussl3
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Cocksuckers anonymous.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | 2180510 StrictlyNumbers
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Off Picture Euro Technocrat: Since we bought you Venizelos how about you go and get me a coffee 

Venizelos: Ahhhhh you guysssssssss.... but seriosly ok I'll be right back 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180511 StrictlyNumbers
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Remember when we fucked the bond holders and still didn't solve the underlying problem... hahaha yeah good times! 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48 | 2180512 Lost Wages
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Is this the Rat Pack or the Brat Pack?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:50 | 2180525 DogSlime
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It's the Cack Pack

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48 | 2180514 orangedrinkandchips
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"MONEY FOR NOTHING AND YOUR CHICS FOR FREE"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180515 GeneMarchbanks
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Because a(nother) Pyromaniac victory is still a burning Athens.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180517 Jim in MN
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LOL did you see the look on their...dude, where's my car, house, and assets?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180519 JPM Hater001
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I brokered the whole deal,with this itty bitty tie.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:39 | 2180717 bdc63
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the Pepboys! -- Manny, Moe and Jackass

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180520 Byte Me
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(Venalzios): "SUCKERS!!!!!)

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:50 | 2180521 EBR MOD 0
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look no bullets or troops needed, why didn't we do this last time, LOL

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:50 | 2180522 mc_LDN
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If this is the best that techncratic governemnt has to offer we need a revolution. If you're going to railroad democracies at least give us some hot supermodels to do it.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | 2180645 trebuchet
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Bunga Bunga!!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:51 | 2180526 EL INDIO
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FAT ASS

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:09 | 2180620 francis_sawyer
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That smile on my face is warm pee running down my leg because I can't see my dick...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:54 | 2180528 margaris
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no caption.... just dub it with something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8JUIGdKli0

or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuwBPcdbWuw

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:51 | 2180529 nudlee
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"You call this a solution?? Hahahaha...."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | 2180532 Ivanovich
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"Bring me Solo and the Wookie.  They will all pay for this outrage!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | 2180602 DogSlime
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HA!  +1

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | 2180681 Dreadker
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Genius man... pure genius! lol +1

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:23 | 2180848 VanillAnalyst
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Luke: I saw - I saw a city in the clouds (GREECE).
Yoda: [nods] Friends you have there.
Luke: They were in pain...
Yoda: It is the future you see.
Luke: The future?
[pause]
Luke: Will they die?
Yoda: [closes his eyes for a moment] Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.
Luke: I've got to go to them.
Yoda: Decide you must, how to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could; but you would destroy all for which they have fought, and suffered.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | 2180533 rsnoble
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That's nice. Why don't they take a picture of outside and see how many people "aren't" happy.

Are they still rioting or was their a huge spike in vaseline futures this am?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | 2180534 CAUSE_EFFECT
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The Three Stooges 2.0

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | 2180539 buttmilk
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Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:53 | 2180540 rsnoble
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BTW a when is a 74% loss to bondholders not a default? Answer: When JPM and GS say it isn't.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:53 | 2180543 JohnKozac
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"Ha ha ha....you're appointing ME the Chief Laughologist?!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:54 | 2180544 LetThemEatRand
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We are laughing at you, not with you.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:56 | 2180763 Arvo Particleboard
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"It's a good thing we own gold."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:55 | 2180548 jmcadg
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Do I look electable now?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:55 | 2180549 SnobGobbler
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"i can't believe we stole their country again! we just show up and get more money for you! and you! and me!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | 2180551 trebuchet
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Schauble: "You know we must implement this as soon as possible" 

Papademos : "Yes, ...................  ,indeed"

Venizelos: " Hfgmgg,hah mfsgs ha hah ha hA HA HAHA HA "

As camera takes picture

Schauble (under his breath), Schiesze!!!

Papademos " Yes,........ , indeed"

Venizelos:  HAHAHAHA 

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 16:30 | 2180552 Azannoth
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Schauble just stormed the Greek Immigration Office in Athens asking for Asylum status of a hated Fin. Minister(said his life would be in danger if he ever returned to Germany), .. greek reply "get in line"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | 2180558 MsCreant
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It's Ralph Furley in a wheel chair, holy shit!

It's hers, and hers, and his...

Three's company too!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:58 | 2180560 LouisDega
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If you are going to have an intermission, Can you cue up some Ben Hur music?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | 2180563 chindit13
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"Okay, Ms. Lagarde, we'll sign.  Just put your clothes back on.  You're killing us."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | 2180564 Snakeeyes
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Surprisingly muted bond market reaction, Must mean that no one thinks Greece will deliver, including me.  Neil Sedaka's "Breaking up is hard to do" should be rewritten as "Spending cuts are hard to do." Euro-area Finance Ministers Reach Agreement on 2nd Round of Bailouts for Greece: Bond Market Reaction is … Meh

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/euro-area-finance-ministers-reach-agreement-on-2nd-round-of-bailouts-for-greece/

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | 2180565 CPL
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Ship of fools.

Boardroom of Morons.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | 2180566 youngman
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What´s for lunch?  Do we have that good French Caterer today..I like them..losts of sauces and fancy names...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:02 | 2180595 MsCreant
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It's so hard to get good help these days. He always ends up eating them.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | 2180567 Benedict Farse
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"Do you think Juncker's neck would fit in here?"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:58 | 2180570 SheepDog-One
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SO sick of this fucking clown show.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:58 | 2180575 Peter K
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Telling the World's Funniest Joke to the German backfired:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | 2180579 Eally Ucked
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"Ha,ha we were joking about the done deal"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:59 | 2180580 AU5K
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Its 3am, we're horny and its 90 clicks to Amsterdam.  Hit it.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:59 | 2180581 Jayda1850
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HAHA. You wanna see a fat guy fuck the entire population of Greece.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:59 | 2180582 lizzy36
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Venizelos singing:

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | 2180600 MsCreant
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Lots and lots a pie.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:27 | 2180669 TheFourthStooge-ing
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MsCreant said:

Lots and lots a pie.

At least they left a few crumbs in the pie plate.

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:59 | 2180583 lolmao500
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These people should get the death penalty.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:00 | 2180584 Yes_Questions
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You guys see the one about trickle down? http://www.zerohedge.com/news/friday-humor-trickle-down

 

and/or "Be Sure to get my Ironside!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:00 | 2180586 Sam Clemons
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"The adoloescent boys will be at my place in about two hours with donuts to celebrate.  Care to join?"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:00 | 2180588 monopoly
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Disgusting slave lords.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:05 | 2180589 Zola
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A fat pig, grima wormtongue and a paraplegic. Yep , this is what runs Europe. May God have mercy on us all !

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:01 | 2180590 ptoemmes
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Did someone just fart in my general direction?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:01 | 2180591 The Onion Of Tw...
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Oh shit! Papadoc has had his fingers superglued together by Wolfie... AGAIN!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:02 | 2180597 Kickaha
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"ha...ha..ha...(snort), you stupid fat fuck, you said you could recite the terms of the new agreement with a straight face...now you've got all of us guffawing"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | 2180601 Wakanda
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"I'm smiling my Greek smile because that wire behind me runs up my ass."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:04 | 2180604 YesWeKahn
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blood sucking sound.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:05 | 2180607 Scottj88
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"I'd rather be eating bacon"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:07 | 2180609 ziggy59
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"see? I told you the sheep will continue to bleat until slaughter time"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:07 | 2180610 Augury Therat
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"My dick is in the punch!!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:07 | 2180611 oogs66
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Squeal like a pig!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:08 | 2180612 Element
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"You'd smile too if you just got a handjob under the table for signing a meaningless piece of paper."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:08 | 2180615 ugmug
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Everyone needs to go on a diet and I need to revisit that buffet table again.....those gyros and bratwurst 'bond' well together.

 

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:09 | 2180618 sangell
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Herr Schauble invited us to dinner for some Soylent Greek sauteed in olive oil!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:17 | 2180622 Mercury
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...and on top of that every Greek man, woman and child agrees to pay 22k Euros.....Sold to you!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:10 | 2180625 imamonkey
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"That's Fuckin' AWESOME !!!!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:12 | 2180628 ISEEIT
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"Ha-ha-ha", " And they said it could not be done!", "Ha-ha-ha".

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:13 | 2180630 mayhem_korner
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"...and the look on Lagarde's face when I stood up out of my wheelchair and mooned her!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:13 | 2180632 thunderchief
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Wheel the old man to a convalescent home

Roll that Fat Fuck down the front steps.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:14 | 2180633 Ignatius J Reilly
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We printed it on Euros and Dollars.  Saved THOUSANDS over letterhead!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:14 | 2180634 djudy003
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"How many more seconds do I have to smile for?"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:15 | 2180635 rsnoble
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Pretty much my opinion on all this:

http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/

In other words, this game isn't over yet. Big surprise.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:14 | 2180636 battlestargalactica
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"Don't hate the playah, hate the GAME... Now fetch my ass an 8-ball and some Hennessey, Zorba"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:15 | 2180637 Whatta
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Haha, I put Eau de la Douche in his coffee!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:16 | 2180638 Yellowhoard
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"I'm not standing up until my boner goes away."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | 2180643 number cruncher
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Papedemos- right whats for breakfast? Iam starving, schauble its your shout                                                Venizelos -thats correct, I refer you to clause 14.1a of todays communique on who is buying breakfast        Schauble - Iam getting tired of these parasitic greeks wogs, give them an inch they take a mile, we should have finished the job properly 70 years ago, now its a lifetime of free breakfasts, and lunches and dinners and.....

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | 2180646 Fix It Again Timmy
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"Once you've had fat, you'll never go back..."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | 2180647 ZH11
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Ministers is this now the end of the Greek debt crisis?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:42 | 2180649 Event Horizon
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"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6xBaZ92uA

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:20 | 2180650 HD
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How do you want your bailout? Small, medium or super sized?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:20 | 2180651 Toolshed
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Look!! I have Greece in my pants!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:24 | 2180655 willien1derland
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Insane Clown Posse - Amazing Troika Brothers

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:24 | 2180656 sangell
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And Schauble said the hostages will be well treated and stay at a spa called Buchenwald!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:24 | 2180658 Baghdad-Bob121
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We saved socialism!!!  And the the US tax payers will pay for it!  

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:25 | 2180661 dcb
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. I think people are not understanding what the goals of these people are. it's to get as much as they can while they can. kicking the can down the road allows them to micl more until it breaks. I assure you when it breaks they will have figured out how to keep what they have.See financial crisis in united states, no 0prosecutions, those who made money via fraud really made off with their ill gotten gains, etc.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:27 | 2180662 optimator
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They can't hang me for this, I'll break the rope!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:26 | 2180663 Aductor
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But market is up. Americans - so reliable.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:26 | 2180668 Seasmoke
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The Greece people have about as much of a chance , as i do walking

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:28 | 2180671 silverbullion
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You can choose to ignore reality, but reality won’t ignore you.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:28 | 2180672 silverbullion
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You can choose to ignore reality, but reality won’t ignore you.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:28 | 2180673 chinaboy
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It would be interesting to know who actually made money. Big short??? Big long???

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:29 | 2180675 Alex Kintner
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"Ha ha ha. And then they bent over and we yelled 'No grease for Greece'!  Oh and they squealed like PIIGS."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:28 | 2180676 stiler
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Ouch! my how DEBT carries a big wallop!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | 2180682 silverbullion
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“The goyim continue to fall for the same gimmick time and time again… HAHAHAHAHA”

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | 2180683 silverbullion
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“The goyim continue to fall for the same gimmick time and time again… HAHAHAHAHA”

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | 2180686 fadgadget
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i hope those fuckers smoke 12 million cigarettes for each greek they just fucked.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | 2180688 Schmuck Raker
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Total IQ : 180

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:48 | 2180714 Sunshine n Lollipops
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EV: "Don't sweat it, guys. We're gonna pay back every penny! NOT! HAHAHAHAHA! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! Hahhhhh. No, really. We will."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:39 | 2180716 mkanterm
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FFFFFEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD MMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:46 | 2180736 Vince Clortho
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"Release the Kraken"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:09 | 2180804 stiler
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lol

 

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:47 | 2180740 Fastback
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Venizelos: How stupid are the Eurocrats! Suckers!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:47 | 2180741 citizen2084
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You were right, they believed this s€£t again!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:47 | 2180742 Zola
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Where is Kratos when you need him ?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:48 | 2180743 Whoa Dammit
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Blissfully unaware of what is to befall him, Private Pyle smiles happily on his first day of boot camp. (See Full Metal Jacket).

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:48 | 2180745 Milk Monk
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Photographer's thought: "Oh, if I had a gun instead of this camera..."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:56 | 2180761 UGrev
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Oh Chauncy.. look at how we fooked those chaps yet again.

...indeed, sire.. indeed. Shall I massage your testicles now, sire? 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:57 | 2180767 forexer
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One fat man.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:05 | 2180793 jack stephan
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"cross the streams.... I thought you said crossing the streams was bad."

"We had part of a Slinky. But We straightened it."

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil! "

Soon, the city will be mine and Vigo's... mainly "Vigo's"

Sorry zh my the old lady drank all my coffee bitchez....

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:07 | 2180798 Peter Pan
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Fat Guy: My ties are the only thing that fit me from last season

Wheelchair Guy: my wife gets pissed off when i take my wheelchair to bed

Papademos: Are you really giving us the money? I still cant figure out where you are getting it from.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:08 | 2180801 jack stephan
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Supermarket Killer: Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
Marion Cobretti: Go ahead. I don't shop here.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:11 | 2180808 falak pema
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"I am A Chicago fan..." says fat man...."Chicaaaaaagooooo, my home town....Can you hear me O'bammy? Heeeeeeeelppppp....I mean... Jawol, Dr Strangelove, jawol...Sieg Merkel .....Heeeeeeeeeeelppppp....O'bammy....heeeelp...I'm a big Chicago fan...truly, cross my heart and hope to die. MAy the Bulls win! "

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