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Because a(nother) pyrrhic victory is still a victory.

 


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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:46 | Link to Comment SwingForce
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"I've got gas...."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | Link to Comment spankthebernank
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We've trick em again! How's my top o' the gut tie?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | Link to Comment economics1996
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We keep getting paychecks, this is a great gig.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | Link to Comment economics1996
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Hell yea!  Now its time to run up some more debt!  Where is the credit card?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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This picture is my next avatar...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | Link to Comment bdc63
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Glad someone thought to ask Siri or we might have been here for another 7 hours ...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:20 | Link to Comment Bananamerican
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"Quick. Smile. They're looking!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:14 | Link to Comment Triggernometry
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Hi Mom!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:01 | Link to Comment Dave Thomas
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I'm not a real economist, but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | Link to Comment VanillAnalyst
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Evangelos: "Smile Lucas, we're going to Hooters later on, half price wings!"

Lucas: "Yeah... but our Euros are only worth half as much now..."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:22 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Parasite 1: I can't believe they fell for it again.

Parasite 2: This'll be great for my bonus. I'm going island shopping.

Parasite 3: I call dibs on Lesbos!

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:25 | Link to Comment Don Birnam
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"...So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. 'Can I help you' says the Rabbi. The penitent says 'It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times.' The Rabbi says 'Go out and do it a third time; we have a special - three for five euros !' "

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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"So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. 'Can I help you' says the Rabbi. The penitent says 'It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times.' The Rabbi says 'screwing the public doesn't really represent adultery'"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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Three stooges save the world.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:19 | Link to Comment NumberNone
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Do you think it's the deal or the 4-way we had last night that has Angela Merkel crying in the corner?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Cadavre
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"That was close - i thought we were about to get fired - instead we get a raise - i'm gonna use those extra euros to buy an under age  half starved greek waif to sloppily tame my crusty zipper dragon in the alley behind Athen's Citi Bank"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:32 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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When were done with Greece, we'll have to rename it KY!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:35 | Link to Comment bdc63
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I wish the world cared more ... this 'hiring our own paparazzi' thing is getting expensive ...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:53 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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"Can you believe this shit?!...and none of us were even elected into these positions!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:20 | Link to Comment Zero Debt
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I am glad I did not have to read it before I signed it!

Or maybe better: By the time they start reading this we will be all gone!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:18 | Link to Comment Blank Reg
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After this, we all get ice cream. Mmmmm.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:17 | Link to Comment Eisenhorn
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Board Members of the Belgian Caterer's Planning Committee hail the news of permanent Troika prescence in Greece as Belgian Catering Industry Index hits new highs.  "No, we don't know what it means." Said Hans Yodel, Chairman, "But we do know that our waffles are wildly popular in Athens!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | Link to Comment Dead Canary
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GAS! DID SOMEBODY SAY GAS!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | Link to Comment PY-129-20
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:40 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Good God, I had started thinking of you as a friend around this here blog.

MY EYES, MY EYES, AHHHHH!!!!

You set me up for that. Don't think I won't remember this you Kraut, you!!!

;-D

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:43 | Link to Comment PY-129-20
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Ah, the sound of pain in the morning - how refreshing... I hope you have learnt your lesson, Ms. Creant.  I am a Kraut. I am supposed to be evil. You can't blame me for that, seriously.

But then...it would suck if...can't we be friends again? I know I've gone too far with this. I promise I won't do it again. You know I have to keep a certain standard of evilness. Otherwise I could lose my Kraut-Status. And that wouldn't be good. No, that would be terrible. I mean people would start to hug me or something like that. *ahem* Now let us all think about something beautiful - like a German Jagdpanzer rolling over a flower bed.

:P

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:57 | Link to Comment metastar
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Disgusting Banker Porn! It makes me wonder what happens when the cameras are off.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:19 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Sandusky Time.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:32 | Link to Comment Chief KnocAHoma
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1st Euro trash guy - "Do you feel guilty? I mean we just royal fucked over every private investor holding any Greek debt. The American banks are really gona take it in the ass on this one."

2nd Euro trash guy - "Do I feel guilty? Let me ask you a question, do you think those American banks felt guilty when they were pushing those fantasy MBS products on us? Do you think GS feels guilty about their fantasy ratings of Greece?"

1st Euro trash guy - "But this could bring down their big banks."

2nd Euro trash guy - "Fuck America! What have they ever done for us?"

1st Euro trash guy - "Well nothing... since that whole D-Day thing."

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:46 | Link to Comment digitlman
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WTF is Louie Anderson doing there?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:58 | Link to Comment Sancho Ponzi
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Fucktards-R-Us

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:54 | Link to Comment Ruffcut
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They were asked to sing the song; "JUMP YOU FUCKERS".

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | Link to Comment Sam Clemons
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"Either way, we are getting paid and won't have to pay for this."

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | Link to Comment valley chick
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Hell's Angels

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:55 | Link to Comment bdc63
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"Well, Laurel, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | Link to Comment It is a bargin ...
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"Look at us smug cunts"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48 | Link to Comment qussl3
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Cocksuckers anonymous.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | Link to Comment StrictlyNumbers
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Off Picture Euro Technocrat: Since we bought you Venizelos how about you go and get me a coffee 

Venizelos: Ahhhhh you guysssssssss.... but seriosly ok I'll be right back 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | Link to Comment StrictlyNumbers
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Remember when we fucked the bond holders and still didn't solve the underlying problem... hahaha yeah good times! 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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Is this the Rat Pack or the Brat Pack?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:50 | Link to Comment DogSlime
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It's the Cack Pack

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48 | Link to Comment orangedrinkandchips
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"MONEY FOR NOTHING AND YOUR CHICS FOR FREE"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | Link to Comment GeneMarchbanks
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Because a(nother) Pyromaniac victory is still a burning Athens.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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LOL did you see the look on their...dude, where's my car, house, and assets?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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I brokered the whole deal,with this itty bitty tie.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:39 | Link to Comment bdc63
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the Pepboys! -- Manny, Moe and Jackass

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | Link to Comment Byte Me
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(Venalzios): "SUCKERS!!!!!)

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:50 | Link to Comment EBR MOD 0
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look no bullets or troops needed, why didn't we do this last time, LOL

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:50 | Link to Comment mc_LDN
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If this is the best that techncratic governemnt has to offer we need a revolution. If you're going to railroad democracies at least give us some hot supermodels to do it.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | Link to Comment trebuchet
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Bunga Bunga!!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:51 | Link to Comment EL INDIO
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FAT ASS

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:09 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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That smile on my face is warm pee running down my leg because I can't see my dick...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:54 | Link to Comment margaris
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no caption.... just dub it with something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8JUIGdKli0

or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuwBPcdbWuw

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:51 | Link to Comment nudlee
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"You call this a solution?? Hahahaha...."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | Link to Comment Ivanovich
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"Bring me Solo and the Wookie.  They will all pay for this outrage!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | Link to Comment DogSlime
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HA!  +1

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | Link to Comment Dreadker
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Genius man... pure genius! lol +1

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:23 | Link to Comment VanillAnalyst
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Luke: I saw - I saw a city in the clouds (GREECE).
Yoda: [nods] Friends you have there.
Luke: They were in pain...
Yoda: It is the future you see.
Luke: The future?
[pause]
Luke: Will they die?
Yoda: [closes his eyes for a moment] Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.
Luke: I've got to go to them.
Yoda: Decide you must, how to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could; but you would destroy all for which they have fought, and suffered.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | Link to Comment rsnoble
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That's nice. Why don't they take a picture of outside and see how many people "aren't" happy.

Are they still rioting or was their a huge spike in vaseline futures this am?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | Link to Comment CAUSE_EFFECT
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The Three Stooges 2.0

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | Link to Comment buttmilk
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Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:53 | Link to Comment rsnoble
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BTW a when is a 74% loss to bondholders not a default? Answer: When JPM and GS say it isn't.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:53 | Link to Comment JohnKozac
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"Ha ha ha....you're appointing ME the Chief Laughologist?!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:54 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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We are laughing at you, not with you.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:56 | Link to Comment Arvo Particleboard
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"It's a good thing we own gold."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:55 | Link to Comment jmcadg
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Do I look electable now?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:55 | Link to Comment SnobGobbler
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"i can't believe we stole their country again! we just show up and get more money for you! and you! and me!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | Link to Comment trebuchet
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Schauble: "You know we must implement this as soon as possible" 

Papademos : "Yes, ...................  ,indeed"

Venizelos: " Hfgmgg,hah mfsgs ha hah ha hA HA HAHA HA "

As camera takes picture

Schauble (under his breath), Schiesze!!!

Papademos " Yes,........ , indeed"

Venizelos:  HAHAHAHA 

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 16:30 | Link to Comment Azannoth
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Schauble just stormed the Greek Immigration Office in Athens asking for Asylum status of a hated Fin. Minister(said his life would be in danger if he ever returned to Germany), .. greek reply "get in line"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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It's Ralph Furley in a wheel chair, holy shit!

It's hers, and hers, and his...

Three's company too!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:58 | Link to Comment LouisDega
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If you are going to have an intermission, Can you cue up some Ben Hur music?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | Link to Comment chindit13
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"Okay, Ms. Lagarde, we'll sign.  Just put your clothes back on.  You're killing us."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | Link to Comment Snakeeyes
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Surprisingly muted bond market reaction, Must mean that no one thinks Greece will deliver, including me.  Neil Sedaka's "Breaking up is hard to do" should be rewritten as "Spending cuts are hard to do." Euro-area Finance Ministers Reach Agreement on 2nd Round of Bailouts for Greece: Bond Market Reaction is … Meh

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/euro-area-finance-ministers-reach-agreement-on-2nd-round-of-bailouts-for-greece/

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | Link to Comment CPL
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Ship of fools.

Boardroom of Morons.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | Link to Comment youngman
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What´s for lunch?  Do we have that good French Caterer today..I like them..losts of sauces and fancy names...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:02 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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It's so hard to get good help these days. He always ends up eating them.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | Link to Comment Benedict Farse
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"Do you think Juncker's neck would fit in here?"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:58 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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SO sick of this fucking clown show.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:58 | Link to Comment Peter K
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Telling the World's Funniest Joke to the German backfired:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | Link to Comment Eally Ucked
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"Ha,ha we were joking about the done deal"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:59 | Link to Comment AU5K
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Its 3am, we're horny and its 90 clicks to Amsterdam.  Hit it.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:59 | Link to Comment Jayda1850
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HAHA. You wanna see a fat guy fuck the entire population of Greece.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:59 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Venizelos singing:

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Lots and lots a pie.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:27 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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MsCreant said:

Lots and lots a pie.

At least they left a few crumbs in the pie plate.

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:59 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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These people should get the death penalty.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:00 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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You guys see the one about trickle down? http://www.zerohedge.com/news/friday-humor-trickle-down

 

and/or "Be Sure to get my Ironside!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:00 | Link to Comment Sam Clemons
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"The adoloescent boys will be at my place in about two hours with donuts to celebrate.  Care to join?"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:00 | Link to Comment monopoly
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Disgusting slave lords.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:05 | Link to Comment Zola
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A fat pig, grima wormtongue and a paraplegic. Yep , this is what runs Europe. May God have mercy on us all !

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:01 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Did someone just fart in my general direction?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:01 | Link to Comment The Onion Of Tw...
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Oh shit! Papadoc has had his fingers superglued together by Wolfie... AGAIN!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:02 | Link to Comment Kickaha
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"ha...ha..ha...(snort), you stupid fat fuck, you said you could recite the terms of the new agreement with a straight face...now you've got all of us guffawing"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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"I'm smiling my Greek smile because that wire behind me runs up my ass."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:04 | Link to Comment YesWeKahn
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blood sucking sound.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:05 | Link to Comment Scottj88
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"I'd rather be eating bacon"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:07 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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"see? I told you the sheep will continue to bleat until slaughter time"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:07 | Link to Comment Augury Therat
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"My dick is in the punch!!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:07 | Link to Comment oogs66
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Squeal like a pig!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:08 | Link to Comment Element
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"You'd smile too if you just got a handjob under the table for signing a meaningless piece of paper."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:08 | Link to Comment ugmug
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Everyone needs to go on a diet and I need to revisit that buffet table again.....those gyros and bratwurst 'bond' well together.

 

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:09 | Link to Comment sangell
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Herr Schauble invited us to dinner for some Soylent Greek sauteed in olive oil!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:17 | Link to Comment Mercury
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...and on top of that every Greek man, woman and child agrees to pay 22k Euros.....Sold to you!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:10 | Link to Comment imamonkey
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"That's Fuckin' AWESOME !!!!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:12 | Link to Comment ISEEIT
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"Ha-ha-ha", " And they said it could not be done!", "Ha-ha-ha".

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:13 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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"...and the look on Lagarde's face when I stood up out of my wheelchair and mooned her!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:13 | Link to Comment thunderchief
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Wheel the old man to a convalescent home

Roll that Fat Fuck down the front steps.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:14 | Link to Comment Ignatius J Reilly
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We printed it on Euros and Dollars.  Saved THOUSANDS over letterhead!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:14 | Link to Comment djudy003
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"How many more seconds do I have to smile for?"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:15 | Link to Comment rsnoble
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Pretty much my opinion on all this:

http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/

In other words, this game isn't over yet. Big surprise.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:14 | Link to Comment battlestargalactica
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"Don't hate the playah, hate the GAME... Now fetch my ass an 8-ball and some Hennessey, Zorba"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:15 | Link to Comment Whatta
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Haha, I put Eau de la Douche in his coffee!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:16 | Link to Comment Yellowhoard
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"I'm not standing up until my boner goes away."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | Link to Comment number cruncher
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Papedemos- right whats for breakfast? Iam starving, schauble its your shout                                                Venizelos -thats correct, I refer you to clause 14.1a of todays communique on who is buying breakfast        Schauble - Iam getting tired of these parasitic greeks wogs, give them an inch they take a mile, we should have finished the job properly 70 years ago, now its a lifetime of free breakfasts, and lunches and dinners and.....

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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"Once you've had fat, you'll never go back..."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | Link to Comment ZH11
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Ministers is this now the end of the Greek debt crisis?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:42 | Link to Comment Event Horizon
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"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6xBaZ92uA

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:20 | Link to Comment HD
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How do you want your bailout? Small, medium or super sized?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:20 | Link to Comment Toolshed
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Look!! I have Greece in my pants!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:24 | Link to Comment willien1derland
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Insane Clown Posse - Amazing Troika Brothers

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:24 | Link to Comment sangell
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And Schauble said the hostages will be well treated and stay at a spa called Buchenwald!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:24 | Link to Comment Baghdad-Bob121
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We saved socialism!!!  And the the US tax payers will pay for it!  

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:25 | Link to Comment dcb
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. I think people are not understanding what the goals of these people are. it's to get as much as they can while they can. kicking the can down the road allows them to micl more until it breaks. I assure you when it breaks they will have figured out how to keep what they have.See financial crisis in united states, no 0prosecutions, those who made money via fraud really made off with their ill gotten gains, etc.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:27 | Link to Comment optimator
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They can't hang me for this, I'll break the rope!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:26 | Link to Comment Aductor
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But market is up. Americans - so reliable.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:26 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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The Greece people have about as much of a chance , as i do walking

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:28 | Link to Comment silverbullion
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You can choose to ignore reality, but reality won’t ignore you.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:28 | Link to Comment silverbullion
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You can choose to ignore reality, but reality won’t ignore you.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:28 | Link to Comment chinaboy
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It would be interesting to know who actually made money. Big short??? Big long???

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:29 | Link to Comment Alex Kintner
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"Ha ha ha. And then they bent over and we yelled 'No grease for Greece'!  Oh and they squealed like PIIGS."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:28 | Link to Comment stiler
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Ouch! my how DEBT carries a big wallop!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | Link to Comment silverbullion
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“The goyim continue to fall for the same gimmick time and time again… HAHAHAHAHA”

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | Link to Comment silverbullion
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“The goyim continue to fall for the same gimmick time and time again… HAHAHAHAHA”

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | Link to Comment fadgadget
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i hope those fuckers smoke 12 million cigarettes for each greek they just fucked.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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Total IQ : 180

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:48 | Link to Comment Sunshine n Lollipops
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EV: "Don't sweat it, guys. We're gonna pay back every penny! NOT! HAHAHAHAHA! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! Hahhhhh. No, really. We will."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:39 | Link to Comment mkanterm
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FFFFFEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD MMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:46 | Link to Comment Vince Clortho
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"Release the Kraken"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:09 | Link to Comment stiler
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lol

 

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:47 | Link to Comment Fastback
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Venizelos: How stupid are the Eurocrats! Suckers!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:47 | Link to Comment citizen2084
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You were right, they believed this s€£t again!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:47 | Link to Comment Zola
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Where is Kratos when you need him ?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:48 | Link to Comment Whoa Dammit
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Blissfully unaware of what is to befall him, Private Pyle smiles happily on his first day of boot camp. (See Full Metal Jacket).

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:48 | Link to Comment Milk Monk
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Photographer's thought: "Oh, if I had a gun instead of this camera..."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:56 | Link to Comment UGrev
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Oh Chauncy.. look at how we fooked those chaps yet again.

...indeed, sire.. indeed. Shall I massage your testicles now, sire? 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:57 | Link to Comment forexer
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One fat man.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:05 | Link to Comment jack stephan
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"cross the streams.... I thought you said crossing the streams was bad."

"We had part of a Slinky. But We straightened it."

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil! "

Soon, the city will be mine and Vigo's... mainly "Vigo's"

Sorry zh my the old lady drank all my coffee bitchez....

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:07 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Fat Guy: My ties are the only thing that fit me from last season

Wheelchair Guy: my wife gets pissed off when i take my wheelchair to bed

Papademos: Are you really giving us the money? I still cant figure out where you are getting it from.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:08 | Link to Comment jack stephan
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Supermarket Killer: Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
Marion Cobretti: Go ahead. I don't shop here.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:11 | Link to Comment falak pema
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"I am A Chicago fan..." says fat man...."Chicaaaaaagooooo, my home town....Can you hear me O'bammy? Heeeeeeeelppppp....I mean... Jawol, Dr Strangelove, jawol...Sieg Merkel .....Heeeeeeeeeeelppppp....O'bammy....heeeelp...I'm a big Chicago fan...truly, cross my heart and hope to die. MAy the Bulls win! "

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