The Morning After Caption Contest

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Because a(nother) pyrrhic victory is still a victory.

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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:46 | 2180502 SwingForce
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"I've got gas...."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | 2180531 spankthebernank
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We've trick em again! How's my top o' the gut tie?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | 2180553 economics1996
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We keep getting paychecks, this is a great gig.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | 2180568 economics1996
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Hell yea!  Now its time to run up some more debt!  Where is the credit card?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | 2180598 JPM Hater001
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This picture is my next avatar...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | 2180685 bdc63
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Glad someone thought to ask Siri or we might have been here for another 7 hours ...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:20 | 2180834 Bananamerican
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"Quick. Smile. They're looking!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:14 | 2181073 Triggernometry
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Hi Mom!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:01 | 2181295 Dave Thomas
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I'm not a real economist, but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | 2180599 VanillAnalyst
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Evangelos: "Smile Lucas, we're going to Hooters later on, half price wings!"

Lucas: "Yeah... but our Euros are only worth half as much now..."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:22 | 2180653 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Parasite 1: I can't believe they fell for it again.

Parasite 2: This'll be great for my bonus. I'm going island shopping.

Parasite 3: I call dibs on Lesbos!

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:25 | 2180657 Don Birnam
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"...So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. 'Can I help you' says the Rabbi. The penitent says 'It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times.' The Rabbi says 'Go out and do it a third time; we have a special - three for five euros !' "

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | 2180680 SilverIsKing
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"So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. 'Can I help you' says the Rabbi. The penitent says 'It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times.' The Rabbi says 'screwing the public doesn't really represent adultery'"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | 2180689 I am more equal...
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Three stooges save the world.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:19 | 2180826 NumberNone
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Do you think it's the deal or the 4-way we had last night that has Angela Merkel crying in the corner?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:20 | 2181368 Cadavre
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"That was close - i thought we were about to get fired - instead we get a raise - i'm gonna use those extra euros to buy an under age  half starved greek waif to sloppily tame my crusty zipper dragon in the alley behind Athen's Citi Bank"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:32 | 2180536 Pladizow
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When were done with Greece, we'll have to rename it KY!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:35 | 2180700 bdc63
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I wish the world cared more ... this 'hiring our own paparazzi' thing is getting expensive ...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:53 | 2180753 LongSoupLine
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"Can you believe this shit?!...and none of us were even elected into these positions!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:20 | 2180823 Zero Debt
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I am glad I did not have to read it before I signed it!

Or maybe better: By the time they start reading this we will be all gone!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:18 | 2180639 Blank Reg
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After this, we all get ice cream. Mmmmm.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:17 | 2181083 Eisenhorn
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Board Members of the Belgian Caterer's Planning Committee hail the news of permanent Troika prescence in Greece as Belgian Catering Industry Index hits new highs.  "No, we don't know what it means." Said Hans Yodel, Chairman, "But we do know that our waffles are wildly popular in Athens!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | 2180642 Dead Canary
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GAS! DID SOMEBODY SAY GAS!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | 2180687 PY-129-20
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:40 | 2180722 MsCreant
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Good God, I had started thinking of you as a friend around this here blog.

MY EYES, MY EYES, AHHHHH!!!!

You set me up for that. Don't think I won't remember this you Kraut, you!!!

;-D

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:43 | 2180915 PY-129-20
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Ah, the sound of pain in the morning - how refreshing... I hope you have learnt your lesson, Ms. Creant.  I am a Kraut. I am supposed to be evil. You can't blame me for that, seriously.

But then...it would suck if...can't we be friends again? I know I've gone too far with this. I promise I won't do it again. You know I have to keep a certain standard of evilness. Otherwise I could lose my Kraut-Status. And that wouldn't be good. No, that would be terrible. I mean people would start to hug me or something like that. *ahem* Now let us all think about something beautiful - like a German Jagdpanzer rolling over a flower bed.

:P

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:57 | 2180766 metastar
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Disgusting Banker Porn! It makes me wonder what happens when the cameras are off.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:19 | 2181096 NotApplicable
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Sandusky Time.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:32 | 2180692 Chief KnocAHoma
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1st Euro trash guy - "Do you feel guilty? I mean we just royal fucked over every private investor holding any Greek debt. The American banks are really gona take it in the ass on this one."

2nd Euro trash guy - "Do I feel guilty? Let me ask you a question, do you think those American banks felt guilty when they were pushing those fantasy MBS products on us? Do you think GS feels guilty about their fantasy ratings of Greece?"

1st Euro trash guy - "But this could bring down their big banks."

2nd Euro trash guy - "Fuck America! What have they ever done for us?"

1st Euro trash guy - "Well nothing... since that whole D-Day thing."

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:46 | 2180504 digitlman
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WTF is Louie Anderson doing there?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:58 | 2180571 Sancho Ponzi
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Fucktards-R-Us

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:54 | 2180757 Ruffcut
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They were asked to sing the song; "JUMP YOU FUCKERS".

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | 2180506 Sam Clemons
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"Either way, we are getting paid and won't have to pay for this."

 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | 2180507 valley chick
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Hell's Angels

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:55 | 2180709 bdc63
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"Well, Laurel, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | 2180508 It is a bargin ...
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"Look at us smug cunts"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48 | 2180509 qussl3
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Cocksuckers anonymous.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | 2180510 StrictlyNumbers
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Off Picture Euro Technocrat: Since we bought you Venizelos how about you go and get me a coffee 

Venizelos: Ahhhhh you guysssssssss.... but seriosly ok I'll be right back 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180511 StrictlyNumbers
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Remember when we fucked the bond holders and still didn't solve the underlying problem... hahaha yeah good times! 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48 | 2180512 Lost Wages
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Is this the Rat Pack or the Brat Pack?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:50 | 2180525 DogSlime
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It's the Cack Pack

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48 | 2180514 orangedrinkandchips
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"MONEY FOR NOTHING AND YOUR CHICS FOR FREE"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180515 GeneMarchbanks
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Because a(nother) Pyromaniac victory is still a burning Athens.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180517 Jim in MN
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LOL did you see the look on their...dude, where's my car, house, and assets?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180519 JPM Hater001
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I brokered the whole deal,with this itty bitty tie.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:39 | 2180717 bdc63
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the Pepboys! -- Manny, Moe and Jackass

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180520 Byte Me
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(Venalzios): "SUCKERS!!!!!)

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:50 | 2180521 EBR MOD 0
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look no bullets or troops needed, why didn't we do this last time, LOL

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:50 | 2180522 mc_LDN
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If this is the best that techncratic governemnt has to offer we need a revolution. If you're going to railroad democracies at least give us some hot supermodels to do it.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | 2180645 trebuchet
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Bunga Bunga!!!!

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