Because a(nother) pyrrhic victory is still a victory.
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"I've got gas...."
We've trick em again! How's my top o' the gut tie?
We keep getting paychecks, this is a great gig.
Hell yea! Now its time to run up some more debt! Where is the credit card?
This picture is my next avatar...
Glad someone thought to ask Siri or we might have been here for another 7 hours ...
"Quick. Smile. They're looking!"
I'm not a real economist, but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express!
Evangelos: "Smile Lucas, we're going to Hooters later on, half price wings!"
Lucas: "Yeah... but our Euros are only worth half as much now..."
Parasite 1: I can't believe they fell for it again.
Parasite 2: This'll be great for my bonus. I'm going island shopping.
Parasite 3: I call dibs on Lesbos!
"...So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. 'Can I help you' says the Rabbi. The penitent says 'It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times.' The Rabbi says 'Go out and do it a third time; we have a special - three for five euros !' "
"So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. 'Can I help you' says the Rabbi. The penitent says 'It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times.' The Rabbi says 'screwing the public doesn't really represent adultery'"
Three stooges save the world.
Do you think it's the deal or the 4-way we had last night that has Angela Merkel crying in the corner?
"That was close - i thought we were about to get fired - instead we get a raise - i'm gonna use those extra euros to buy an under age half starved greek waif to sloppily tame my crusty zipper dragon in the alley behind Athen's Citi Bank"
When were done with Greece, we'll have to rename it KY!
I wish the world cared more ... this 'hiring our own paparazzi' thing is getting expensive ...
"Can you believe this shit?!...and none of us were even elected into these positions!"
I am glad I did not have to read it before I signed it!
Or maybe better: By the time they start reading this we will be all gone!
After this, we all get ice cream. Mmmmm.
Board Members of the Belgian Caterer's Planning Committee hail the news of permanent Troika prescence in Greece as Belgian Catering Industry Index hits new highs. "No, we don't know what it means." Said Hans Yodel, Chairman, "But we do know that our waffles are wildly popular in Athens!"
GAS! DID SOMEBODY SAY GAS!!!
What about this picture? Oh lala...
Good God, I had started thinking of you as a friend around this here blog.
MY EYES, MY EYES, AHHHHH!!!!
You set me up for that. Don't think I won't remember this you Kraut, you!!!
Ah, the sound of pain in the morning - how refreshing... I hope you have learnt your lesson, Ms. Creant. I am a Kraut. I am supposed to be evil. You can't blame me for that, seriously.
But then...it would suck if...can't we be friends again? I know I've gone too far with this. I promise I won't do it again. You know I have to keep a certain standard of evilness. Otherwise I could lose my Kraut-Status. And that wouldn't be good. No, that would be terrible. I mean people would start to hug me or something like that. *ahem* Now let us all think about something beautiful - like a German Jagdpanzer rolling over a flower bed.
Disgusting Banker Porn! It makes me wonder what happens when the cameras are off.
1st Euro trash guy - "Do you feel guilty? I mean we just royal fucked over every private investor holding any Greek debt. The American banks are really gona take it in the ass on this one."
2nd Euro trash guy - "Do I feel guilty? Let me ask you a question, do you think those American banks felt guilty when they were pushing those fantasy MBS products on us? Do you think GS feels guilty about their fantasy ratings of Greece?"
1st Euro trash guy - "But this could bring down their big banks."
2nd Euro trash guy - "Fuck America! What have they ever done for us?"
1st Euro trash guy - "Well nothing... since that whole D-Day thing."
WTF is Louie Anderson doing there?
They were asked to sing the song; "JUMP YOU FUCKERS".
"Either way, we are getting paid and won't have to pay for this."
"Well, Laurel, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into"
"Look at us smug cunts"
Off Picture Euro Technocrat: Since we bought you Venizelos how about you go and get me a coffee
Venizelos: Ahhhhh you guysssssssss.... but seriosly ok I'll be right back
Remember when we fucked the bond holders and still didn't solve the underlying problem... hahaha yeah good times!
Is this the Rat Pack or the Brat Pack?
It's the Cack Pack
"MONEY FOR NOTHING AND YOUR CHICS FOR FREE"
Because a(nother) Pyromaniac victory is still a burning Athens.
LOL did you see the look on their...dude, where's my car, house, and assets?
I brokered the whole deal,with this itty bitty tie.
the Pepboys! -- Manny, Moe and Jackass
look no bullets or troops needed, why didn't we do this last time, LOL
If this is the best that techncratic governemnt has to offer we need a revolution. If you're going to railroad democracies at least give us some hot supermodels to do it.
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