The Morning After Caption Contest

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:10 | 2180810 WaltzTangoFoxtrot

130 billion Euros? Done. Now you can hire a decent tailor.

WTF

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:19 | 2180830 WaltzTangoFoxtrot

Schauble: That's it, and I mean it this time.....

LPap: See you in September, fool......

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:29 | 2180874 Jumbotron

Now I know why they call it

"Going Greek"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:31 | 2180881 BennyBoy

I am the Trojan Horse.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:31 | 2180882 Jumbotron

In response to the first post for this caption contest......

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/europe-caption-contest

I GOT HER IN MA BELLY !!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:46 | 2180925 HD

Does this bailout make me look fat?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:50 | 2180950 phenry2

"'South Germany' has such a nice ring to it, plus we can issue more debt with that as our new name"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:51 | 2180952 ummuhhh...

PAP: vile vee vere vaiting I vass stroking my banker BSD (beeg sveenging deek) like dees, see?

VENIZELOS: HAHA, vile vee vere vaiting I ate all dee doughnuts in the boardroom! 4 dozen! Next bailout be sure to bring more doughnuts. HAHA!

SCHAUBLE; THINKING TO HIMSELF: scheisslig! next time I gonna poison those doughnuts! one vay or another I gonna kill dat greek schveine and run over his balls vit mein veelchair!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:53 | 2180972 DarkMath

Does someone have any Vaseline I can borrow?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:57 | 2180992 jack stephan

daddy can we play ponies?... right after we do foldies..

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:00 | 2181009 Trader47

I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS LIP READER HERE

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:13 | 2181071 kaiserhoff

Victory, Sucksess, Winning...

Now we can go to Morocco, and celebrate wis zee leetle boyz.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:18 | 2181092 Angus McHugepenis

A rare moment as they are photographed wearing mens clothing.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:20 | 2181103 jose.six.pack

"buttplug tickles :)"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:24 | 2181116 Zymurguy

If I knew it was going to be that kinda party I'd a stuck my dick in the punchbowl!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:27 | 2181134 Angus McHugepenis

Almost forgot the obvious...

Curly, Larry and Moe.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:32 | 2181158 NotApplicable

V: Ummm.... don't look now guys, but the guards are shouldering their weapons. Just keep smiling 'till we get out of here.

S: Pfft... Bitchez! They see me rollin'. They hatin'. Just wait until they taste my Glock.

V: Your cock?

S: No, I said... oh, nevermind. I'll just use you for cover, okay?

L (Thinking): I was given a specific guarantee that this would never happen! Why those double-crossing bastards! Unbelievable!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:35 | 2181169 Nobody For President

I don't have to start my diet yet!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:42 | 2181212 Nozza

...then he leans forward and speaks into the mic "Kill them"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:05 | 2181310 Ura Bonehead

"Do they look like they bought it? Huh? Huh?"

"Shut up! Just keep smilin' "

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:08 | 2181323 Ura Bonehead

Photographer: "Hold still, sir. Let me get a shot of that bald spot."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:11 | 2181334 Ura Bonehead

"What do you mean condescending!? You're the ass who told me the wheelchair would make me seem sympathetic to these stupid Greek bastards!!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:23 | 2181374 SAT 800

I don't know about the caption; but I sure wouldn't buy a used car from any of these guys. What a bunch of rat-faced thieves.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:41 | 2181432 Clockwork Orange

Fat guy in a little coat.

Uh oh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGWbt3DSje0

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:52 | 2181458 CoolBeans

Seated man to those standing:

"Okay, that photographer is taking a picture of my back. Which one of you chucklenuts put a SIGN ON MY BACK again? Oh Bloody Hell, I'm tired of the skid mark jokes you assholes!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 16:34 | 2182043 bloostar