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Moynihan Says His Entire Net Worth Is In BAC Stock

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Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:15 | 1547417 SparkySC
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What Diversification! LOL 

What a retard.

 

All his eggs are in one basket?

 

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:16 | 1547423 kito
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i believe you meant "all his eggs are in one frying pan"?  

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:21 | 1547449 Rahm
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I believe you meant "all his eggs are in the toilet"? 

 

FIXED.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:25 | 1547467 malikai
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Thanks Mr. Moynihan. I was on the other side of that trade. But I'll buy those shares back with my Oct $9 calls after QE3, maybe.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:27 | 1547473 unwashedmass
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liar liar pants on fire.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:42 | 1547546 Silver Dreamer
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Those are not eggs.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 17:35 | 1548568 masterinchancery
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Soon it will be: Buddy, can you spare a dime?

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:18 | 1547437 Duesco
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A basket made of plutonium.

 

Full of anthrax.

 

That's also on fire.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:48 | 1547570 Ethics Gradient
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Sorry to be a party pooper, but I read that as assets - liabilities = assets held in BAC.

Should still mean he's going to have to explain to his wife why he's out of a job and they have to sell the furniture, though.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:45 | 1548269 Hephasteus
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A basket made of plutonium.

 

Full of anthrax.

 

That's also on fire.

 

That has birth defects from anti-depression pills.

 

And is full of fail.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:22 | 1547454 schoolsout
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Unrelated...well, somewhat, but buddy just texted that he heard Obama is to meet with Fed...

 

Anyone heard this yet?

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:10 | 1547643 NotApplicable
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Dumb and Dumber.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:38 | 1547755 Manthong
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Nothing like a few arsonists getting together for a meeting about how to control their fires.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:40 | 1547534 runlevel
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but buddy

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:02 | 1547611 darteaus
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Watch the silverware.

 

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:20 | 1547672 optimator
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Barry, your manager is here to see you.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:20 | 1548029 11b40
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Question is....who called the meeting?

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:40 | 1547530 AmCockerSpaniel
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As the Cubans in South Florida say; All his eggs are under one chicken.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:41 | 1547532 Pladizow
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Why would you believe him?????????????????

How many off shore, hidden accounts and assets do you think a guy of his caliber has - the answer is definitely not zero!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:05 | 1547628 Rick64
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Exactly, when has one of these guys ever told the truth pubicly. An attempt to restore some confidence based on lies.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:21 | 1547677 Big Corked Boots
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It would be funny if it turned out he's got a few stacks of kilo bars offshore.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:16 | 1547662 Iam Rich
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Retarded...that was my first thought also (well, actually, f'ing retarded, but why quibble).

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 05:39 | 1550038 fx
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Love those BAC bashing going on here unabated. Seems Zh really has some axe to grind with BofA. I loved the article where the tough questions to be asked in the berkowitz call were listed - that was good stuff, indeed. But apart from that there is pretty much pure bashing lacking any substance. I am a buyer of BAC here, let's see who will have the last laugh...

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:16 | 1547420 etrader
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Its also coming upto "redemptions" Friday.

Its going to get messy on that frount.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:16 | 1547422 FaithEqualsZero
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Why would you broadcast that? Dooohh

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:16 | 1547428 Buckaroo Banzai
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...and you believed him?

I'm quite confident he's lying.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:28 | 1547476 MolotovCockhead
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Could be true for all we know. Those bastards have the habits of spending money on high class hookers and cokes, fine wine and expensive booze!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:29 | 1547481 slackrabbit
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+4,000,000

+3,999,999

+3,999,998

:-)

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:17 | 1547429 bob_dabolina
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OUCH!!!

Either he is a liar, or just pathetic.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:43 | 1547548 Pladizow
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Either?

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:53 | 1547578 bob_dabolina
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My faux pas, I apologize. He is a pathetic liar.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:17 | 1547430 machineh
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You're telling me that the CEO of a money-center bank never learned the most basic investment principle of diversification?

What is this fool doing, running an investment institution?

Where do they find these brain-damaged losers?

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:44 | 1547552 Pladizow
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"Diversification is for the uninformed" - Warren Buffet?

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:59 | 1547601 hedgeless_horseman
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Diversification guarantees mediocrity.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:26 | 1547702 Dental Floss Tycoon
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Diversification for me is 1/4 gold and 3/4 silver.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:44 | 1548254 Hephasteus
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The old string to wax formula. Always works.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:17 | 1547431 ReallySparky
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Poor, poor Brian.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:20 | 1547441 slaughterer
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For poor pathetic lying and stupidity, I liked Ken better. 

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:21 | 1547445 baby_BLYTHE
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someone better get a mat outside BofA. Don't want a bloody mess when he jumps out his window

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:30 | 1547485 kito
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@blythe--have a heart, use commerical grade carpeting. it has a little more cushion to it, and it cleans up nicely.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:48 | 1547562 Pladizow
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Call in the Zips with the Industrial plastic, Hack Saws, Rubber Knee high Boots and Aprons!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:22 | 1547683 BurningFuld
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Put a dumpster there. It will give new meaning to the term dumpster diving.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:44 | 1548264 11b40
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:20 | 1547446 shushup
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Glad to see a Bankster get financially ruined instead of just the people.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:41 | 1547541 BeetJuice
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Don't worry. They can always fly to Dubai and enjoy the Filipino hookers. We're actually stuck in this godforsaken country.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:28 | 1547710 New_Meat
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+lbfm's

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:21 | 1547450 ZeroPower
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Lol someone just asked your question re reps+ warrants Tyler.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:21 | 1547451 Long-John-Silver
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His future is out a window.

 

South Korean stock broker jumps to death off building after heavy financial losses, police say Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/08/10/2011-08-10_south_korean_stock_broker_jumps_to_death_off_building_after_heavy_financial_loss.html#ixzz1UeSqgfu0
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 14:35 | 1547512 Lord Welligton
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No suicide note was found. The fatal leap took place in the southeastern city of Daegu.

Maybe his "clients" were none to pleased.

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