Muppet-Gate Meets Blank-Berg

Tyler Durden's picture

In one of the strangest headlines from Bloomberg today, MuppetGate takes on a new life...


Caption Contest seems appropriate...


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Lost Wages's picture

"You know we're better liars than Bernanke. This will be cake."

redpill's picture

Look at them!  You just know you could tear their skin off and little squiddy eyeballs and sharp teeth would be underneath.

trav7777's picture

comparing notes on how to stick hands up muppets' asses

Troll Magnet's picture



These folks really are under-represented in this country!  

redpill's picture

Oh sorry, I forgot the caption...

"Consumed with arousal over the thought of screwing average people, the oligarchs carefully obscured their erections whilst planning their next scheme."

TruthInSunshine's picture



"And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen. I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!"

mikla's picture

"They say we should seek medical help if it becomes painful or if our erections last longer than four hours."

gmrpeabody's picture

"... and then Jamie said, "that's not how we do business!".... holy shit..., I could barely keep from peeing my pants"

imaginalis's picture

Hold your hands firmly because one of those muppets might kick us in the gonads

Manthong's picture

“This sheep screwing is really something, isn’t it?”

..“I’ll show you my woodie if you show me yours.”

IndicaTive's picture

We are cunts. King cunts.


rcintc's picture

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in.......

YBNguy's picture

"So whens the Bunga Bunga begin?"


"As soon as Corzine arrives."

trav7777's picture

"do you like blowtorching silverbugz as much as I do?"

4xaddict's picture

LB: when they start throwing rotten fruit cover your jubes like this

MB: hahha,....... jubes

nope-1004's picture

Guess what Bloomie..... I made 20 million last week.  How are you?


piceridu's picture

Green for Roth quote and for the top two movies ever made!

yabyum's picture

Is that a pickle in your pocket?, Or are you just happy to see me.

Troll Magnet's picture

nah...just still sore from circumcision.

prains's picture slime, you ain't seen nuttin yet

chipshot's picture

bey blommie

the viagra is great for morning wood then on to muppet smashin.... 


o_rly's picture

People are starting to see the way Jews network and occupy every position of power they can. Ok fine, but then they use that power to fuck over every last person while on their way to getting their hands every last dollar they can, and so on. Look at all the major players in the financial industry, especially the government, and you'll most likely see a Jew running the show.

You forgot to mention Mary Shapiro, Gary Gensler, and Blankfein's number two, Kohn.

These people absolutely control the country.

Troll Magnet's picture

well they are the "chosen" people, so...
can't understand why they've been kicked out of every country they've ever occupied. can't underdtand that at all.

bankruptcylawyer's picture

not only do we control the country, but we control your mind, and we make you think that 'we' are the problem so that we can get rich of you in the process. 


mwahahahahhahahah!!!!!! go jews!!!


oh regional nut face i've been watching your postings for a long time and i think what lloyd is saying to bloomberg is that he just jizzed all over your dim witted face and it felt great.

o_rly's picture

At least try to capitalize your sentences bud.

I actually think there's some really nice individual Jews out there, but unfortunately you have this group of bankers, Zionists, and "stereotypical" Jews who do actively try to put themselves and each other before everyone else to the detriment of the rest of the country.

And I don't think education is the primary reason why Jews have an intellectual advantage. On average, they probably have a much higher IQ than white Europeans and a number of studies back this up and their emphasis on education just allows them to better exploit their IQ. That, on top of the fact that they are much better at ethnic networking and sharp-elbowed tactics than their goy counterparts, gives them a huge leg up.

Everyone is always prattling on about education while ignoring the basic racial differences not only between Jews and white Europeans, but also every other race.


Troll Magnet's picture

they're not smarter than you or me orly. just a lot more crooked. at the end of the day, they're still homeless unless you consider israel to be their land. i don't. it belongs to palestineans.

Baleful Runes 4 U's picture

Who does america's land "rightfully" belong to, troll?



Umh's picture

The American Indians of course and they're retaking it too since more of them come to this country every day.

Cathartes Aura's picture

IQ measures just how educated the mind is, and since you've established that some peoples revere being educated in order to get ahead in business life, perhaps this is the "exploit" you refer to.

of course, as we've seen, some education pays better than other education, those who get "that" education seek out each other, and promote each other, etc. - it's a network, and it's repeated in many examples if one looks closely.

but above all - the education illustrates the way minds are trained to think, and shows what they do with this mind training.

e-recep's picture

never underestimate the growing hatred. it's growing deeper, it's growing stronger. just look at the number of green arrows here and let me remind you, this is so among the educated few. imagine how easily and eagerly the average joe would buy and own the idea.

Baleful Runes 4 U's picture

It's a relief there are no WASP predatory bankers.

CompassionateFascist's picture

Lezzee..Corzine, H. Paulson....gimme a few weeks an I might think of another...

Baleful Runes 4 U's picture

That was facetiousness. I hope you're all not as dumb as you're appearing.


4xaddict's picture

Generations of fostering and encouraging education will tend to give you a leg up, so will encouraging the most intelligent in your community as the leaders of your religion to have kids of their own.

This is what happens when folks don't live racked with Catholic guilt under the direction of a completely draconian institution.

There are zealots in all faiths, pretty sure these guys don't satisfy the requirements just like most Christians or Muslims.

When you encourage intellect as a key tennet of your culture, you will naturally gain an advantage, the only way to preserve your culture as a small minority race in the global scale.

This is obviously why Jews traditionally do poorly in times on conflict, brains can't outmatch braun in the most primitive of environments.

I'm not a jew nor am I bound by the crippling political correctness virus western society has enslavened itself with. I am a realist and folks of jewish roots do seem to be disproportionately represented in finance and leadership positions given the demographics of the country. What is the solution to this? Get average folks to foster education and community as central to their lives again and they will find prosperity.

It's all the jews do, get an education and look out for one another. Doesn't sound as evil to me like many of you fuckers on here seem to make out.

The fact the jews are so densely populated and represented in positions of power is an indictment on the level of productivity and work ethic of those who aren't and yet for some reason feel slighted.

GMAFB - life's hard, it's all the jews fault. There are so few jews globally as a proportion of the population these arguements about their race for global domination is complete horse shit. You and your forefathers all worked for someone rather than taking the leap of faith to work for yourselves, little surprise you aren't in control of your own destiny.

Cue the fucking violins.

Bartanist's picture

The really sad thing is that I think you really believe that.

Andy Lewis's picture

That's 'cuz every single word is true.

o_rly's picture

Throughout history, minorities have found ways to dominate the majority. Most of the time that has involved brute force, divide and conquer, bribery, etc. Slavery in the South, apartheid in South Africa and Alawites now in Syria are just two examples. Jews have gone a different route but I'm not going to get into all the specfiics.

That being said, there are plenty of Jews who have "earned" their way to the top for sure. There is no denying that Bernanke or Blankfein are an incredibly intelligent guys. I however disagree with your comment that education is the sole reason. Studies and some evidence suggest that Jews are on average more intelligent.

The problem with a Jewish grip on power is they have an intense hatred for goys, perhaps for good reason. But oftentimes it's simply a matter of snide condescension, and they view the vast majority of white America as grave enemies to their cultural values. Jews tend to promote immigration to dilute the white majority, foreign intervention on behalf of Israel, dissolution of cultural institutions to weaken whites, and a continuation of the lobbyist structure. Of course, the last issue has plenty of blame to go around. Just imagine a world without defense contractors shoving wads of cash into pol pockets.

There's a reason they dethroned WASPs from power. WASPs were simply too big a pushover with all their nonsense adherence to Protestant values like fairness and moral duty. They were also decadent and couldn't keep pace with the new money development and casino capitalism that Jews thrive on.

Cathartes Aura's picture

do what?

WASPs were simply too big a pushover with all their nonsense adherence to Protestant values like fairness and moral duty.

uh right - tell that to the Native Americans, the imported peoples used as slave labour, etc. etc.

the Protestants who saw everyone else as savages - and re-moved them from the righteous landscape.


Element's picture

Oh da poor joo ... no brawn ... only bwains ... bwwahaha!

If only they were just smart ... rather than conspiratorial smart scum that enlist their collective and respective skills and capacities to deliberately and decisively destroy the capacity and potential of all other humans, simply in order to en-slave and murder them en-mass and create Hell on Earth as they parasitise.

Death is too good.  I can at least respect an enemy that had 'issues' with me ... but not this literally God-forsaken vermin.

Fucking spineless stand-for-nothing pragmatist apologists ... you're no better than them, and deserve the same outcome ... but of course ... you are them.

Dan The Man's picture

Amerika is going nowhere until you guys get a handle on the jew anger.  Its self indulging and says way more about you than them.  When Amerika dies it will have been the fault of the lazy asses who would rather blame than work and prosper.  Pathetic.

ArrestBobRubin's picture

Here's a tasty treat sonny, you've learned your lines so well.

Cleary enjoying his dry ass fucking.  The main enemy of the Republic is right here. And douche boy is probably scared of.... Iran.

Utter dimwit. The Jews favorite kind.

4xaddict's picture

and how did slavery, apartheid and Alawites end up? Nothing was insurmountable for the masses when they got smart (educated themselves) and started looking out for each other (started attributing value to community). Problem is that involves some fucking work.

Just because a person is born a Jew doesn't make him/her some hardline "goy" hating religious zealot zionist. the majority of folks born Protestant, Catholic, Muslim, Jewish these days are that by birth only and certainly not practicing outside of family events as they don't buy in to that old draconian horse shit.

You lot will conjur up a conspiracy theory for anything to make yourselves feel better about the wholesale failure that your own time on the planet has become.

Element what you have written is just vile venom and shows the incredible heights of your own ignorance. In fact your ignorance is surpassed only by your own ignorance.

O_Rly if the people of the US spent less time with their faces in a box of cheerios, watching the Biggest Loser and more time getting a fucking education and adding some value to society there would be a lot more diversity in the halls of power as success would befall them as it does all those who aspire to great things and are actually willing to work for it.

And the term WASP, I mean are you fucking serious? Did you just arrive in a time machine from the dark ages?

"Studies and some evidence suggest that Jews are on average more intelligent" - well that has to be the most scientifically supported and solid statement I have ever read. Brings new meaning to the statistic that 90% of statistics quoted are just bullshit. With a higher % of the jewish population placing value on education of course they will achieve a higher overall rank when intelligence is scored against educational metrics.

The kind of hatred you guys espouse on here is not healthy and it is the type of carry on that many genocidal maniacs have used to justify the discrimination towards groups based on race, colour or creed. Just listen to yourselves. You look around you and see your world falling apart because you grew up not knowing how good you had things and were too fucking lazy to take advantage of what you were given. Maybe had your parents not had the same attitude as you but rather educated themselves you wouldn't find yourselves with this twisted ridiculous view of society. The world is an amazing place full, dripping with possibility so long as you are willing to do some work for it.

People seem to have forgotten that each individual owes it to him/herself and their common man to have an awareness of their surroundings and be accountable for his own actions. You lot have just got used to others being accountable for you for a small convenient fee. It's not WASPs, jews or any flavour of Americans responsible for the reduction in living standards, it is the whole population's voter apathy that has allowed a lobbyist stained political elite to fast track globalization and trade ahead of the best interests of individual societies.

My grandparents and great grand parents fought for and won the rights that all in the west enjoy today and paid in their own blood. They didn't do that so some lazy washed up asshole could get a free lunch for eternity. They did it so future generations could live the lives that they want to, and have the opportunity to make something for themselves.

The numbers of +s and -s in these comments highlights just how ignorant and uninformed the ZH readership must be if this is a true sample of the overall group.


Element's picture

Blow it out of your arse zio-fan, none of your mealy-mouthed two-faced "we're all innocent, we're all good guys, no really", routines are going to work.

Thousands of years of hystery has demonstrated what the joo has done wherever and whenever they could organise to do it.

They have never relented.

And each time they were caught red-handed they just pretended to be innocent, and to be the better part of humanity no less, and to weally weally care!

A lot!

You'll fool no one.  Even a sewer would refuse to take you, to where you and they are going.

If that sentiment is a reflection on me, then I'm more than happy to say it again.

And just so you fully understand, apologists for them, oh great understanding, wise and empathic ones, you and they are one and the same.

I see no particular difference in the substance of what you are about.

And stop pretending you won me my 'rights'.

I owe you nothing, except, in the best case, a comprehensive whipping and summary deportation.

Go on, call me names, say I'm suggesting something improper.

I don't think it's gonna wash.




"Our race is the Master Race. We are divine gods on this planet. We are as different from the inferior races as they are from insects. In fact, compared to our race, other races are beasts and animals, cattle at best. Other races are considered as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the inferior races. Our earthly kingdom will be ruled by our leader with a rod of iron. The masses will lick our feet and serve us as our slaves."


Menachem Begin - Israeli Prime Minister 1977–1983


Nah, he ain't some psychopathic hate-filled racist meglomatic looney, who would put Hitler to shame, he's probably just misquoted here, and meant to say something else, requiring 6-years and 2 separate degrees of study to really understand and tease-out what was really being said ... huh? ... elightened empathic-cunts? ... are you still there?? ... that's the world outside of your pseudo-'understanding' fantasies and serial 'intellectual' in-breeding.



Israeli is a racist state, the most intollerant and intollerable state in all of hystery.  Fukin nuke it, it's the only way to be sure.



They should be shot on sight -- I'd do it in a second.  The only bonus they would get out of me would be the right and the time to dig their own hole.