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Muppet-Gate Meets Blank-Berg
In one of the strangest headlines from Bloomberg today, MuppetGate takes on a new life...
- *MAYOR BLOOMBERG MEETS WITH GOLDMAN EMPLOYEES AFTER SMITH OP-ED
Caption Contest seems appropriate...
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"You may be the Major of New York, just remember I own the President and installed half the puppets in Europe too"
So now the orchestration is starting to make sense, This is going to be the "It's time to pretend to act tough against GS in order to look like government is acting responsibly" election-year extravaganza.
Now for a fitting caption.
Bloomie: "Alright Lloyd, after I finish my statement to the press, I'm going to look sternly over at you in an authoritative manner, like this."
Bankfiend: "Okay, then I'll drop my head in shame while giving this Illuminati hand-sign. You know, so they'll know it's okay too."
Bloomie: "Great! So... wanna go screw some little boys later?"
Your caption reads as if bankfiend was wearing a wire, that is most likely exactly what was said.
Two cocksuckers without a cock between them
No caption, but can visualise bringing Blankfein's head into contact with my knee ... at speed.
Caption that!
Lil Timmay says it'll be his first. Vasoline? or not?
l to B: if i let you finger me, will you destroy this guy?
It's the emperor and lord vader. "IF we move our hands they will all feel the power of the dark side."
Blankfein [not making eye contact out of disrespect]: it does what its told or else it get's the hose again.
"A muppet movie re-run is on cable tonight, your place or mine?"
Lloyd: "What the fuck are you trying to look like"
Bloomie: "I'm a Velociraptor. Did you know that Velociraptos eat human shit?"
Bloomberg to Golman Employees:
"You think you have it bad, just think about City workers and my personal employees at Bloomberg! (*chortle*).
Now quit complaining and get back to work little people! God I miss Leona Helmesly.
C'mon Lloyd, I hear Luger's has a Filet Mignon and Lobster Tail special, you know, as in 'Taxpayers and Law Enforcement' on one plate (*snort*)."
ok ok ok amynal nitrate one could've flown over heads. Another one.
"Yo Bloom, Obama is easy c*ck sucking fairy...we gamed him, we gamed congress and we can gamed you...Oh yeah we gamed Europe too. Those f*ckers are weak."
Bloomberg: "Um what about China?"
Lloyd Blankfein: "We got Jim O'neil on the case, he is a smart cookie."
Bloomberg: under his breath "God help us all..."
Your prize is three down arrows . . .
alright grammar was a little off...f*cking tired y'know. Whats the prize anyway?
Doing God's work.....Old Testament style
Lloyd: "I wish I had some balls"
Bloomie: "Me too"
"Remind them of who it is that butters your butt...err bread, Michael"
"Squid: it's what's for dinner".
Mike B: OK, asshole, my completely independent Bloomberg staff generated an intellectually dishonest op-ed dissing Mr. Smith for his naivete'...
...and I also called that worthless propagandist Cramer to publicly threaten any other Wall Street cretins who try to bring down the Ponzi you helped bankrupt...
...NOW, dickhead, I am going to raise taxes on you and your corrupt gang of thieves and you will publicly state that paying even more NYC taxes is just another example of "doing God's work." Got it?
Lloyd B: OK, we'll play your game until after whichever of our puppets is elected, but after that you're on you're own. I'll move the whole operation to Bermuda if you press too hard...
and, please, tell me again, why didn't you run for President when we offered to buy you the election?
- ok. the tugnsten bars are finished. you'll leave the tunnel to 33 to
open, right?
Can you spare three tall buildings and three thousand people?
I've got 100 head of free-range goy I'll trade you straight up for some Facebook IPO
Blankfein: "We're both 5' 3" and get to call the Goy 'Muppets', how cool is that?"
Bloomberg: "Don't worry, he shall sleep with the Lox and Bagels..."
Lloyd: "Hey Mikey...I want you butt-mustard on my crotch-brat!"
Mike: "Shut your damn filthy mouth LB...now get down there and eat my dick like food"
B: God damnit! What is happening?
G: I don't know dude....
B: What do you mean i don't know?
G: well, we cut them off....
B: WHO did you cut off?
G: well those iranian guy's via SWIFT.
B: WHY DIDNT YOU INFORM ME ABOUT THAT 24Hrs AGO?
G: well, you told me to do it
B: Right !
G: Yeah...
B: What now?
G: Well, just wait what they'll say...
Lloyd: "Why do these idiots listen to us?"
Bloomie: "Is it possible they're dumber than us? No WAY. Duhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Pssssst, IDIOTS!!! I said put your hands over your HEARTS not your wangs!!!"
Lloyd: "what did he say?"
at the very least, COVER YOUR CHUBBY
Thy both appear to share the same genetic defects - as evidenced by their ugly mugs:
a) Weak, receding chins
b)bulbous slits for eyes
c) protruding upper-lips
d) trademark smirks etc... etc....
... and to think these two scumbag.pencil-necked mal-formed midgets are running NYC - are you kidding me???
.......
You forgot: they both have little peckers. they all do.
I'd rather sit in a vat of diarhea than be in the same room with those two repulsive bloodsucking fleas. Amazing that such pure "human" vermin has such power in this country. Doesn't say much for the average American. We're declining at such a mindboggling rate that I wonder if we have much time left at all. It would take a miracle to save this country from our national suicide. If you want to know just how fucked up we are? How many Americans do not support Ron paul? The answer tells you just how many americans hopelessly have their heads buried up their smelly asses. Ron paul is not the messiah -he's just the only one who is not pathetically owned by scum such as blankfein and that other piece of shit in the picture.
You see? If you just hold your hands like this, no one will see how small it is.
Act like you are doing God's work
L to B--" I asked my suck-ass employees and they saiid its not true, besides your fuking coat is buttoned crooked, suppose your fly is open too, what a fuking idiot. Why did I give you this job?"
Blankfiend to bloomberg...."Fuck You, Its gods work"
We've got to stick together on this
because if I go down, youre finished, I promise you that.
Do we look less guilty when we stare at each like this?
Cover your nuts, this might hurt.
Blankfield: "you're a bitch, my bitch"
Bloomberg: "thanks."
This one's good. Nice job
phew...
tuff crowd. thanks.
'Your pork or mine?'
'Are you in Good Hands ? "
You know this guy Lloyd? Nope never heard of him Mikey, but he's being silenced as we speak, an unfortunate tragedy those hot tubs
{Dialog-Caption}
Lloyd Duke: Pay up, Michael. I've won the bet.
Michael Duke: Here, one dollar.
Lloyd Duke: We took a perfectly useless psychopath like Bernanke, and turned him into a successful Fed chairman. And during the same time, we turned an honest, hard-working man into an ungrateful snitch!
[laughter]
Michael Duke: Now, what are we going to do about taking Smith back and returning Bernanke to academia?
Lloyd Duke: I don't want Smith back, after what he's done.
Michael Duke: You mean, take on Bernanke as managing director?
Lloyd Duke: Do you really believe I would have a politician from academia run our family business, Michael?
Michael Duke: Of course not. Neither would I.
Blank: "That assistant D. A. is hot. I'd like to fuck her."
Bloom: "Out of what?"
Nice pic, two creeps discussing problems in the push for a Jew World Order.
Go fuck yourself Mr. Mayor!
Blankfein: "Bloomie, don't lie and tell me you've never done a Muppet..."
'The IOU Show'
Shave your head Mike. They will drink our milkshakes.
"No, it's my turn to pack your fudge tonight" "You are wrong - it's my turn to pack your fudge, and bitch slap you into the middle of next week. You lost the bet on short silver last week, remember ?"
Blankfiend to Bloomberg:
Of course I understand Mike - not a word on the special tax-breaks, NYC 'advisement' fees, sweetheart deals, NYC financial crimes prosecution free zone,
NYC & municipal bond kickbacks, pay-to-play..... to the dumb tax-paying goyim!!!
Lloyd: "I want to hold your hand"
Lloyd: "Your yacht or mine?"
Bloomis: "Yours, I'll bring the coke"
"May I kiss the ring?" "Not here bloomie, you idiot"
Bloomberg: So, tell me again what I’m doing here Lloyd.
Blankfiend: It’s just the start of our recovery PR campaign. I’m trying to convince the world I still have some important friends left.
Our 2 little dicks put together makes a good looking sausage. Mike you are scheduled for surgery in 5 minutes. Get er done bitch! After 6 inches I will be unstopable Bloomy!
Lloyd: "I love that muppet pin on your lapel"
Bloomberg: Thats not a muppet, I think its the American Flag. It came with the job.
Bloomie: "Geez Lloyd get a new head or something, you look like shit"
Lloyd: "This is the best head I could come up with"
OK; on the count of three SWORD FIGHT!!
Lloyd: "Geez Mike you friggin STINK!!!"
Bloomie: "How do you like my DEATH STARE!"
Lloyd: "Fuck you, I drink baby's blood everyday"
Blankfein: "Did you wash my car?"
Bloomberg: "Yes...hehe."
Blankfein: "dry cleaning?"
Bloomberg: "done"
Blankfein: "Why do you have that shit eating grin on your face?"
Bloomberg: "Because you're doing god's work in my underpants."
Blankfein: "Shut the fuck up and cover your Jimmy like this"
Muppets give me a chubby. I have one now!!!
"hey bloomy, what's green & smells like pork?"
...."kermit's finger"
(i felt a muppett (ms piggy) joke was in order)
"Can we do this later, I just pooped my pants."
Berg - 'Did you hear Spitzer is bangin hookers again?'
Fein - 'Ya we really should have just offed that fucker'
Berg - 'You carrying these days?'
Fein - 'Hell yes - Glock30sf - 230 grain Hollow points'
Berg - 'As a 2nd amendment asshole I really can't'
Fein - 'Word'
"Seriously, mine is bigger ... Look under my hands!"
Near.
Well, I never would have hired a man named Smith!
I think we both look like Prince Charles...don't you?
"Beavis and Butthead Screw America"
LB: "It read like this: Dear valued client, go long wieners."
MB: "LOL, OMG I couldn't make shit like that up"
"Obama? Fuck Obama. Fuck Romney too. I'm getting behind Santorum. He knows how to bullshit people. You gotta be able to bullshit people"
Hired a "Smith"! How many times I gotta tell ya, money's like incest, best kept in the Family.
They did. Greg Smith is one of "them that shall not be named".
I told you that Muppet 3D experiment was going to be dangerous...
Lloyd: So you're sure they allow civil partnerships in New York?
When i look into your eyes,
I see the ocean in the shore
And i know just what i'm living for
When i look into your eyes. yeah,
When i look into your eyes,
All the love there is arrives
And everything around me dies,
When i look into your eyes
When i look into your eyes,
The sun melts deep into the sky,
And plants a seed inside my soul,
And takes me up into the sky. yeah, yeah
I Am The God of Hellfire!
Don't worry about Smith, I did a little pro bono work on his car brakes.
Anunnaki mind meld.
Be patient. We'll signal the others soon.
Anunnaki mind meld.
Obey this wierd trick and stay asleep all night.
It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star ... Mike Bloomerberg!!!!!!!!
Let's enjoy our theme tune....
"It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let's get things started, Lloyd.
Why don't you get things started, Mike.
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show! "
Over to you Vampire Squid muppets.
Gonzo, blow that horn....and that whistle...
.
I'll let you sniff mine, if you let me sniff yours!
.
I know where those hands have been, up a muppet's ass!
Actually Mike, Jim Henson did stick his hand up my ass once. That's where I got my start in the business.
I see rich people
Is KY jelly kosher?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Get your barf bags ready as you look at the cover of The Atlantic April 2012 issue.
Ben Bernanke: The Hero (I shit you not) http://static7.businessinsider.com/image/4f608c2569bedd8e3700006a-900-/a...
That's rich!
My fucking GOD!~
eww, that was gross.
"summer is going to be a bitch."
You know I would never talk about you that way....
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
The Giant Vampire Squid is doing Gawd's work by axing (dumping) their derivative dawg$#!+, spray-painted gold and stamped AAA by their raping agency whores, to bloated lumbering institutional elephants for FeRNs harvested from all the hapless muppets' 200.5(f)s.
Expecting a kick in the balls?
Defensive body language—arms crossed in front of the chest or hands subconsciously protecting the groin area.
I forgot,
what's it again, how's it go and the first words to:
"Who Stole the Kishka?" how's it go again?
http://youtu.be/TA5UwugPyqw
Who Stole the Kishka, Won't You Bring It Back!
J.P. Morgan whistle-blower busts company with open letter on comment section of CFTC website.
Copy and paste and save because it will be scrubbed shortly.
http://comments.cftc.gov/PublicComments/ViewComment.aspx?id=57019&Search...
"Of course not, Mr. Mayor. We only front run and rip the eyballs out of our private sector clients."
"Do you have an open seat on your General Assembly?"
"Listen...listen closely..and you've got to believe me. I only meant that I wanted to get my hands on that tool Smith...I wasn't referring to your tool, Sir.
No offense, Sir...I'm sure you have a fine tool.
"You pissed your pants after the article came out?! Me too. It's a good thing we both know how to cover things up."
Lloyd: "Have you seen me perform my reverse two-handed stranger?"
Bloomer: "Poppycock. I've made a heart-shaped box to house my Tony Weiner!"
"You have the terrible support of all the Sickth ... may the schwartz be with you Darth Bloomberg".
Time to face the ugly truth: the run-up will continue until the unwashed masses are convinced it's safe to start piling into stocks again.
I'll wait for the S&P to rise to 2000 before buying up puts on everything that's not nailed down.
Dude ! what does mine say ?
Sweet ! What does mine say ?
Dude ! What does mine say ?
Sweet!.......................................
"You're not circumcised either?"
"No, but don't tell my rabbi. Or my mistress. She's too dumb to know the difference."
Mind meld in 3, 2, 1...
Ya think the "Gods work" thing will work again?
Maybe, just dont tell em our God is Lucifer..
"I thought it didn't work until we were in the tub...."
Bloomie, I just love your shit eating grin...
I'm gonna cum on your face!
Blankfein: This is how I stroke my banker BSD-- while I give myself the secret masonic handshake.
Bloomie: No, no! To be authentic you have to stroke your BSD with BOTH hands, like this! That way the muppets turn green with envy!
"Michael, we're bigger than US Steel."
Crotches Wide Shut
"Hitler was right about us."
" hey mike... is the sign on my forehead showing through? "
" I told you not to mention the muppets, we have enough problems with bank Of America and JP Morgans daily manipulation of the PM's, I was counting on you, to simply carry on doing gods work. Can't one JEW rely on another?"
"Say three kol nidres and call me in the morning, Mickey."
You see that giant bald spot on my head? yeah... that's what you get when you fuck people up the ass for 60 years.
Lloyd to Bloomberg: "Ever get down with a Sista'? You should try it man. I do it every chance I get! Once you go black, you don't come back".
Bloomberg to Lloyd: "Tru dat L-dogg!"
Lloyd: "I just pissed my pants."
Bloomie: "Me too."
Bloomberg "you fuckers need to rein in your shit, the muppets are getting nasty".
Blankfein "careful fucknut, we can pull the plug on you at will".
Lloyd to Bloomberg: "Do you want me to tell ma she has to move out of the rent control apartment?"
alright...
Lloyd: "I'm f*cking your wife"
:)
"I'm shtupping your wife" There, fixed it for you.
"The Protocols of The Learned Elders Of Zion are THIS close to complete implentation, Mickey. Mazel tov."
I thought my afternoon hooker tasted like you Bloomberg!!!!
Blankfein
"do you think I'm going bald??"
Luv you too !!!!
"I've never felt so......naked"
...and short
"Are you sure Muppets are kosher?"
You gellin?
Blankfein
"Seriously, one crook to another. Ineed to hire a contractor. Who's your favorite hitman."
Oh my blank, why are your nostrils so large?
Well, sweety, it cos fresh air is free.
:-)
You mean they jumped you in the bathroom a threatened to cut off your balls too? Damn, these fight club fuckers are everywhere.
As despicable as these figures are, personanl hatred will only blind you to the larger nature of their game.
Belief in their dominance is self-defeating: doing so gives credence to that illusion. Once you believe in their illusion of power and wealth, you will willingly emulate them, no matter if it costs your soul or a mountain of dead bodies.
Like every single one of us, in time they will leave the stage to new and avid players, and the old Faustian game will go on.
Each must win the inner, spiritual fight, before dealing with these masterful exploiters of human weakness.
A free man is born three times: in his birth, in his awakening and in his victorious death.
Yo Shylock, "the game will go on" only if each of us lets it go on.
Grow a pair and give those two fools in the picture a caption.
Faust and Mephistopheles are only in charge if you let them.
"God, that is one big fuckin' zit rou've got goin' there Bloomberg."
Lloyd murmurs: "The deal is....?"
Mike murmurs: "GS owns The Street, my army owns the streets."
Lets pose here and look like shmucks, then maybe no one will notice what kind of vile, self-serving monsters we really are ;)
bloomberg I'm holding my OWN Lloyd, how about you?
blankfein
mayor I promise you my scrotum is not as bald as my head.
i'll let you cop a feel later if you get the NY times back for what they did