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Nancy Pelosi Issues Statement On Soaring Gas Prices

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Warning: Not for the faint of heart.

Washington, D.C. – Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi released the following statement today on the rising gas prices across the country:


“Independent reports confirm that speculators are driving up the cost of oil, hurting consumers and potentially damaging the economic recovery. Wall Street profiteering, not oil shortages, is the cause of the price spike.  In fact, U.S. oil production is at its highest level since 2003, and millions of acres have been cleared for additional development.


“We need to take strong action to protect consumers from this speculation.  Unfortunately, Republicans have chosen to protect the interests of Wall Street speculators and oil companies instead of the interests of working Americans by obstructing the agencies with the responsibility of enforcing consumer protection laws.  They have also repeatedly opposed our efforts to end billions of dollars in outdated taxpayer subsidies for oil companies enjoying record profits.


“We support efforts by the Obama Administration to expand domestic energy resources, including natural gas and renewable sources like wind and solar that create jobs in America and will end our dangerous dependence on foreign energy supplies.  This can be achieved because today, the United States currently has more oil and gas rigs at work than the rest of the world combined, and imports of foreign oil have decreased.


“We call on the Republican leadership to act on behalf of American consumers and join our efforts to crack down on speculators who care more about their profits than the price at the pump even if these spikes harm the American consumer and our economy.”

Speculators? Such as the Federal Reserve and other central banks who have pumped $2 trillion of "liquidity" into the capital markets in the past 3 months just so Italian BTPs don't implode to fair value and so Europeans can continue living in a socialist "paradise" even as the bankers steal their gold?

Or is it the same congressional speculators who until recently had every right to front run the public on advance knowledge that the SPR would be tapped due to Democrat insistence to sacrifice America's last energy backstop only to win the election?

Or is Nancy simply pissed off that she can no longer trade ahead of any market moving news?

Whatever the reason for the gas surge, with these idiots in charge one thing is certain - the situation is about to get far, far worse.



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Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:18 | 2186609 dwdollar
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Sounds like time for another Jon Corzine to prove his worth and seize some money from all those evil speculators.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:26 | 2186640 GetZeeGold
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Free Jon Corzine!!!!


Oh wait......he is.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:29 | 2186655 MillionDollarBonus_
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The Democrats are the ONLY party that stands up for the little guy. Libertarians, republicans and other ignorant right-wing interests will almost always support the speculators and traders over average American citizens. America is starting to stand up to right-wing bullies. We are sick and tired of right-wing morons talking about “cuts to the budget” and “personal responsibility”, and we are not going to take it any longer. Speculators WILL be regulated and controlled. Greedy profiteers WILL pay their FAIR SHARE of money to the government. Libertarians have profited for too long from speculative bets on gold and oil, and now it’s time they started giving something back to the community.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:31 | 2186664 Conrad Murray
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"Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe"($6-$8/gal) - Barry O'Dumbo's Energy Secretary, Steven Chu


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:35 | 2186689 dick cheneys ghost
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Hope the Feds can explain this because its now time to re-write the history books...........

The Russians are sitting on info that henry kissinger engineered the yom kippur war and thus the arab oil embargo........and thus the petrodollar recycling system......

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:10 | 2186870 JW n FL
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I want to beleive this stuff..

but my problem is.

in this day and age?

how hard is it to scan the file and post it with the story???

and I am anything but pro-wall street and or fed or add ______________ what the fuck there you want..

but how fucking hard is it to back this shit up with the Docs!

then people have no choice but to wake up a lil bit more!


fuck that..

lets make it look like a crack pot wrote it! and thusly cause more damage to what could very well be the truth!

this shit undermines what is going on and what has gone on!


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:29 | 2186951 strannick
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Yeah NancyPelosi! Those greedy, rich elitist, corrupt Wall St. Insiders abusing the system for their own gain.

Wait a sec, she just described Nancy Pelosi...

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:38 | 2186983 nope-1004
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I always wondered where they got those ugly blow-up doll facial expressions from.


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 20:11 | 2187100 Fluffybunny
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Aren't high oil prices what the Liberals wanted?

All their green energy policies aimed at making oil less attractive. Well, they've succeeded. What a bunch of utter idiots.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:11 | 2187310 donsluck
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I must protest! You have denigrated the Tao! All is balance, and higher fuel prices will indeed reduce consumption (and not necessarily trade). So all liberals are idiots?

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:21 | 2187361 Hard1
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Since they just banned her from trading stocks, she is trading commodities now!!!! She was, is and will allways be a greedy bitch bitchez!!!!

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:24 | 2187371 carbonmutant
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Wicked Witch of the West...

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:56 | 2187615 Surly Bear
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Wed, 02/22/2012 - 23:19 | 2187672 Imminent Crucible
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Thu, 02/23/2012 - 00:02 | 2187778 economics1996
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Hard to believe someone shagged that bitch.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 00:23 | 2187829 FEDbuster
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What is really hard to believe is people voted for her.  (She does look like a cheap blow up doll, maybe someone thought they were fucking a harmless balloon?)

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 00:38 | 2187856 flacon
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Nancy Pelosi getting a skin job:


and the spawn of her womb:



Thu, 02/23/2012 - 02:03 | 2187991 francis_the_won...
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I'm sure your links are to something funny, but I fear anything that looks worse than Nancy.....I just don't have the courage to click on either.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 02:41 | 2188032 Michael
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The first country to become debt servant slaves to the global banksters forever is Greece. How apropos.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 04:00 | 2188109 Michael
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Ron Paul Highlights in 2/22/2012 Presidential Debate

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 05:01 | 2188248 Michael
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I think Dr Ron Paul topped the Veterans Presidents day event last Monday with this display.

I think the Vet march on the Whitehouse should be combined with this picture of Nancy Pelosi in a montage.


Thu, 02/23/2012 - 05:24 | 2188367 Michael
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Old Biddies For Ron Paul! Lets start the next leg of the Movement.

I'm sure they'll be willing to spend a lot of their own money on the cause of liberty.

They can call into all the TV and radio stations requesting to hear more about Dr Ron Paul.

I'm funding a police state with my taxes and I'm tired of it.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 05:32 | 2188389 Michael
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Can we just stop with all the Israeli Bung Hole Licking Please?

Why must we as Americans be constantly be licking Israeli bung hole and why must our elected Representatives do so as well?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 05:44 | 2188401 Michael
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President Obama is going to lick President Netanyahu's bung hole clean when he visits the Whitehouse in the next two weeks.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 06:13 | 2188421 Cult of Criminality
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 Sorry Michael

 Its what they do,it is their fun time.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 06:28 | 2188434 Michael
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The communique between the UK and the Vatican have been very brisk these days. Hmmm.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 06:44 | 2188439 Michael
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I'm thinking about replacing the word "Sheeple" with the acronym , (BZMU) Brainwashed Zombi Mind Controled Unit (BZMU)?

What do you think?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 10:28 | 2188748 Al Gorerhythm
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First sign of madness, Mick.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 06:49 | 2188446 StormShadow
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"Hard to believe someone shagged that bitch."

No, it's not. It was rape. As in someone other than Nancy was the victim. She is predator.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 18:41 | 2190941 prains
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she has nipples the size of jube jubes

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:56 | 2187618 SonOfSam
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Oh c'mon C mute: she's just being all pissy because someone dropped a house on her sister

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 08:41 | 2188528 kralizec
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Too kind.  I think succubus about sums it up.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:25 | 2187363 Hard1
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(deleted double post)  But Pelosi is still a bitch

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 23:38 | 2187733 Stack Trace
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Ohhhh, Pelosi is a big fat bitch...a big fat bitch...ooohhhhh <in Cartman's voice>

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 23:59 | 2187772 Stuck on Zero
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Yeah.  But she's the one who got her own private jet at taxpayers expense!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 00:01 | 2187777 snowball777
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Gang of Four, represent, y'all!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 02:49 | 2188044 Michael
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The only way to stop the geo-engineering chemical jet trails their dumping on us everyday, all that aluminum and barium mixture on us, is an extended solar minimum on them.

Thank you God.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 13:16 | 2189524 Zymurguy
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They don't want high gas prices at the pump during an election season when their dream boy is the incumbent.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 20:54 | 2187244 Shocker
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Not thoses darn Speculators

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:39 | 2187424 I_Am_
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Just what I was thinking.. Probably frozen through Botox and Plastic....


Thu, 02/23/2012 - 00:36 | 2187855 brettd
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Her frozen face and halting speech are the result of anti-psychotics.

And to think she was 2nd in line to the Presidency.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 00:41 | 2187869 OldPhart
Thu, 02/23/2012 - 02:44 | 2188039 Problem Is
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Thu, 02/23/2012 - 04:38 | 2188209 macholatte
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Classic! Thanks, you 'ol fart!

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 20:25 | 2187149 Dave Thomas
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Yeah, the whole VISA IPO comes to mind.

That's whats so nebulous about all this, to keep track of all these slimeballs you need a collective intelligence like ZeroHedge, and conscious, mindful people who's memories are long to keep track of all these shysters.

It's no wonder folks throw up their hands and watch dancing with the stars.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:04 | 2187275 DeadFred
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Anyone know when the new season starts???

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 00:24 | 2187831 FEDbuster
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Not sure, but "Doomsday Preppers" is now airing on Nat Geo.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 01:38 | 2187957 Transformer
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And a damn good show it is!!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 06:55 | 2188450 StormShadow
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No, it's not. Entertaining, yes. Informative? Hardly. Most of the folks on the show are not true preppers. A very few are. Most were chosen for good ratings material naturally.

No real prepper would ever let his preps be known, especially to millions of future hoardsfolk.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 02:48 | 2188042 StychoKiller
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This is the same idjut/progressive/socialist/Decepticrat that said:

"We have to pass the bill to see what's in it..."

"Unemployment Insurance stimulates the economy..."

Are people really that brain-dead in the San Francisco area??

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:07 | 2189219 General Decline
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It's difficult to tell with the resolution being so low, but that's Nancy's picture on the urinal cake on my avatar.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:09 | 2187303 Fancy_Piglosi
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Please post your name and address here and I shall visit you personally to correct your misunderstanding 

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:22 | 2187359 FlyoverCountryS...
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Pelosi Presser on Gas Prices from 2008:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 23:25 | 2187693 Shizzmoney
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The thing is, despite the blame on Wall St from the lefties on here; and the Fed bashing by the righties on here.....we all know they are both complicit in it.  People need to suspend their ideologies for five fucking minutes, wash their eyes, and see the clearer picture.

Oil potentially going up has been issue for a long time.  Part of it is Fed-induced inflation.  Part of it is demand/supply problem, for the "peak oil dilemma".  And of course, part of it is Wall Street investors (as well as London..probably moreso in London) betting futures on when Iran gets attacked and this thing spikes.

US is in constant tension with Iran, one of the world's bigger oil exporters. Iran is in constant tension with Israel, because there are religious enemies (and like leaders in 99% of the countries in the world, both are led by extremist dicktards). 

Oil going up was just an evitability.

Like everything else.

The Mayans called the end of the age.  And I think we all know what that age, and that end, is going to look like.


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:32 | 2186952 redpill
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I like how investing in commodities is considered "profiteering," especially coming from this crooked inside-trading hyocritical bitch.  Ironically the new favorite line is about how strong domestic oil production is, they just forget to mention that is entirely thanks to their favorite punching bag George Bushie and absolutely nothing to do with their own policies.  I wonder how she proposes that we "crack down" on "speculators" - make purchasing oil futures a crime?  Hey that will REALLY help the market work efficiently!

So hey, you think, I don't want to be an "evil speculator" so I'll just get out of commodities and toss my capital into ExxonMobil stock and get a nice dividend since you can't get shit for yield out of bonds or anything other than PMs.  WOOPS!  Guess who wants to triple dividend taxes to 45%!  Way to give the retirees another winner there, Mr. President!

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:51 | 2187032 JW n FL
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 20:49 | 2187225 rocker
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I am not defending Nancy. For she is screaming about some rich scumbags as she is one too.

That said, there is truth to the oil pump up going on right now. They do it every FEB, MARCH and APRIL.

Check the charts. As said by a trader on Bloomberg. We test how high we can go before stress.

They give you a couple months of relief, then they know how high they can push it over "Summer Driving Season".

Who does it?  Well, the Koch brothers own a super tanker full of oil held offshore.

And as reported by ZH. Several banks including JPMorgan and one French who got bailout money also own one each. 

Just sayin the truth eh.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:11 | 2187308 BooMushroom
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Oooh! Teh evil oil companies are in ur gas tank, suckin' ur distillates! Hey idiot - the price spike during those months is caused by a lower supply from the refineries, who are changing their production from cheaper "winter blend" to more smog-friendly "summer blend" gas. Do you know why? FEDERAL MANDATE! And as they switch over, there is a drop in supply. Never attribute to malice that which can be adaquately be attributed to stupidity.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:13 | 2187324 donsluck
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Breath much?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 08:07 | 2188497 Upswaller
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This cracks me up.  In the face of facts and reason, you stubbornly and childishly choose to shift to another line of reasoning, since clearly one of your fellow libtards was shot down.  Good One!!!!!

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:45 | 2187586 dontgoforit
dontgoforit's picture what if there's less - there's still plenty!  I don't get it....own Exxon, Chevron, Shell stock - get blue chip dividends...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 00:12 | 2187800 Augustus
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Barry O'Blamya has had his EPA regulate three US refineries out of business.  Price goes up from imports.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:45 | 2187503 Free Markets
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If you are in the business of selling gas to customers, you buy purchase contracts in the spring along with selling sales contracts to your customers. You will only see one side of the transaction effect futures. The purchase contracts. You would be taking away our rights to hedge. Your president would love this

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 23:01 | 2187626 disabledvet
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Excellent point. Two words: NORTH DAKOTA. Because production is "captured" there prices are VASTLY the chagrin of "you know who." This is gonna be a game changer if the nut jobs "can't get their pipeline." Already the Obama Administration is back tracking on the "Buffet Plan" to "keep it all in the USA" saying "they'll get a pipeline deal next year." What they should be saying/doing is announcing a crash program with taxpayer majority owned Government Motors to begin mass production of a natural gas powered vehicle fleet IMMEDIATELY. This will hold the economy steady should there be an actual oil shock. "Call in the good people of the USA" (T Boone Pickens and Friends comes to mind) and go "all in on energy bounty" thus making the USA the preeminent place to invest as the rest of the planet is plunged into an "out of oil hell."

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:06 | 2187495 buckethead
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Has the value of oil risen or has the value of FRNs/petrodollars been diminished?

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 20:03 | 2187075 Careless Whisper
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red pill, you know better than to take the bait. it's all a charade. you're dealing with a sophisticated neuvo riche insider trader. you think she really believes the crap in that press release? puhleeeze.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:08 | 2187300 DeadFred
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But Nancy is not a speculator. Speculators bet on a change in prices and could easily lose money. Because she uses insider information Nancy bets on sure things only.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 04:09 | 2188145 AnAnonymous
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Funny how US citizens like to distort reality, add subsequent conditions to validate their models.

Speculators want to reduce risks. Historically, speculators engineered the conditions that would allow the change in price they bet on.

Actually, that is all what speculation is.

Hey, I cant blame you, I can beleive that as a US citizen, and your enamoured leaning for massive theft, sure, speculation basic mechanics are covered in shadows.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 05:05 | 2188279 economics1996
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We US citizens like fucking bitches and ripping off the rest of the world.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 07:16 | 2188457 StormShadow
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" a rapin all the women at the #6 dance!"

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 20:28 | 2187161 krispkritter
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You had me at "this crooked inside-trading hyocritical bitch"...

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:18 | 2187347 A Nanny Moose
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I don't suppose they could simply raise margin requirements? Seems to have repeatedly worked with some other commodities recently.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:35 | 2186962 nope-1004
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Nancy Pelosi had inside information on the Visa IPO.  She front-ran the issuance, making a hefty profit.

Now she talks about "speculators"?  Is she an idiot?  Or just an idiot?

All white collar criminals are sociopaths, so I'm not sure she even knows herself if she's an idiot or an idiot.

 OT:  Someone needs silver down, and someone needs it down NOW.  Someone will blow up if silver passes $40 again.  Hmm.....

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:44 | 2187006 LongBallsShortBrains
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Look at silver futures on a weekly chart. 22 weeks ago huge plunge. 22 weeks before that huge plunge. Whatchya think?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 04:15 | 2188153 The Navigator
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if she's an idiot or an idiot

She's a crook like 99% of her cronies in government

She believes we are the idiots who can't reason or remember what she said as far back as last week - she's partially right and that's how the liars, thieves and crooks remain in office their whole lives.


Thu, 02/23/2012 - 02:01 | 2187988 sitenine
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@ JW n FL

Here is the original link

Now calm down a little.  ZH does not lie.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 07:49 | 2188482 silverbullion
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@JW n FL I agree with you, but wouldn't be surprised if it was the truth, docs or no docs.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:24 | 2186921 frostfan
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It's a theory.  It's possible.

But I'll suggest a flaw of the Russian ambassador and the Israeli soldier who wrote the article.

That flaw is that they expected that the Egyptians knew how to win a war.  No, they knew to advance so many miles on the front lines.  Well, where were the supply lines to keep the advance going?  There must have been a  reason after all to think war wasn't coming and supply lines could be that reason.

Also, the Russian ambassador in order to save his own ass in the Cold War better write something real good to keep people above him happy.



Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:50 | 2187034 davood
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Thank you for posting this extremely important and timely article.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 20:57 | 2187256 optimator
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Absolute bull.  The Egyptians crossed the Suez Canal and surprised the Israeli garrison.  Israel was on the ropes and reeling when they forced Kissinger to provide all kinds of military equipment and stated that if they didn't get what they wanted they'd resort to nuclear weapons.  Israeli Phantoms were being armed with nukes and U.S. recon assets confirmed that.  There are unconfirmed stories that Jewish pilots stationed with the USAF in Europe were allowed to take their aircraft and volunteer to aid Israel.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:47 | 2187590 frostfan
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You mean, they just let pilots take the keys to the jets and fly away during a new world war issue?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 07:20 | 2188461 StormShadow
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Wouldn't surprise me. Like it or not, America is Israel's bitch.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 23:17 | 2187665 EINSILVERGUY

The eqyptian armor stopped in the Sinai.  Rumur had it that Israel advised that they could make the desert a huge glass parking lot

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 02:51 | 2188046 bpom
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If Israel laid down her weapons today, she would be destroyed, but if the Arabs laid down their weapons, there would be peace.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:12 | 2188934 tarsubil
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Only a complete and total naive fool would believe this.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 23:46 | 2187756 hbjork1
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That is a great idea!  Unfortunately, like Schrooge at Christmas, Dick Cheney's goast only makes its appearance on special dayis, like April Fool's Day.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 23:46 | 2187757 hbjork1
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That is a great idea!  Unfortunately, like Schrooge at Christmas, Dick Cheney's goast only makes its appearance on special dayis, like April Fool's Day.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 07:23 | 2188464 spankfish
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Go figure US petrol dollar hegemony and arms sales.  A wonderful cocktail...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:32 | 2189334 earleflorida
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thankyou dc ghost +100 


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:37 | 2186697 Cheesy Bastard
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Gas is a subject near and dear to Nancys heart.  She often passes it in order to find out what's in it.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:49 | 2186769 Don Birnam
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Nancy is talking her book. She's likely doubled down UNG.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:54 | 2186792 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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If she had mentioned gun control and free health care for all Mexican immigrants she would have hit all her talking points, but there is nothing wrong with a little room to improve.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:09 | 2186841 BoNeSxxx
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I can't think of a single politician I would rather see get shot in the face... really.  

What a moron.  San Francisco should fall into the sea just for keeping this lying hypocrite in office.

Oh, and BTW, recently disclosed Canadian tax documents show that US NGOs (all the same Dem support structures) donated heavily to BOTH environmental groups AND the Canadian government to stop the oil sands pipeline... Really Nan, you support domestic energy sources do you?  STFU.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:09 | 2186865 metastar
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Just look at that face. Someone has already beaten you to the punch.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:17 | 2186899 eatthebanksters
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It truly amazes me, her ability to tell such big lies with a straight face.  What's even more remarkeable is that there are millions upon millions of uninformed and ignorant Americans who will beieve her...

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:56 | 2187052 engineertheeconomy
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she had all the lie muscles on her face surgically removed just like obummer did

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 20:05 | 2187081 Fidel Sarcastro
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eatthebanksters...You mean like the MillionDollarFuckTard?

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:12 | 2187514 Vaiman
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Her face doesn't look too straight to me!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 01:02 | 2187905 Real Estate Geek
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That's just the Botox talking.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:01 | 2187485 John_Coltrane
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The problem with shooting Pelosi in the face is that you're just as likely to hit her ass by mistake.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 23:36 | 2187726 BoNeSxxx
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That stands to reason... given the amount of time her head spends up her ass.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 00:39 | 2187863 eatthebanksters
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you know Pelosi has Zachary disease...her face looks zachary like her ass!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 01:07 | 2187911 dogbreath
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I think any normal guy would have to prepare to shoot her in the face with a snap-on calender or a victoria's secret cataloge.  I wouldn't be able to do it any other way and I'm not putting my gun in her mouth

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:08 | 2187504 FrankDrakman
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recently disclosed Canadian tax documents show that US NGOs (all the same Dem support structures) donated heavily to BOTH environmental groups AND the Canadian government

Whachoo talkin' bout, Willis? First, the current Canadian government is Conservative and supports both the Keystone XL and the Northern Gateway pipelines. Second, only indviduals are allowed to donate funds to federal political parties - no corporations, no unions, no Sierra Clubs. Third, no foreign indviduals are allowed to donate to Canadian federal political parties.

Other than that, your post has the ring of truth, young Marklar.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:56 | 2187580 BoNeSxxx
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Hold on... I will dig up the article I caught on this.  Stand by.


Edit: Link as promised. No $ to the pols directly -- only to environmental groups to help influence the pols.  Also direct 'donations' to Canadian Gov't projects in the form of grants, etc... of course, no strings attached :)  All from US think tanks and foundations.  Interesting, a few to the Crown Corporation.  Google it.




Thu, 02/23/2012 - 00:09 | 2187790 FrankDrakman
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Yep, and that US and other foreign interference has been noticed and commented on. L'il Stevie Harper, current PM, said (approx.) "There are some in the US who want to keep Canada as a giant northern national park, and that's just not in Canada's interests". The current Cdn government is interested in expanding oil, gas, and uranium production in Canada, and they don't pay anything but lip service to the anti-energy lobby.

And, BTW, the CBC is a "public" broadcaster, broadly left-wing, who hate the ruling Conservatives. That's why they conflate money donated to Crown corporations (there's more than one) to fund research, conferences, etc., with money donated to lobby groups trying to influence policy. It's the difference between donating to the Red Cross or the Sally Ann, and a Super PAC, which the tiny minds at the Ceeb are incapable of noticing.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 02:58 | 2188052 bpom
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BoNeSxx, I presume that there are other politicians that you would want to shoot, but not in the face.  What other criminal activities do you advocate?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:20 | 2188971 BoNeSxxx
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It's a funny thing, bpom... you can read what is ACTUALLY THERE... OR, you can make shit up in your head.

I clearly said, 'see get shot'.

One needs to be careful what one says even on somewhat anonymous blogs such as ZH.

Aside from the gov't spooks, there are also TROLLs lurking about.

Wait, are you a troll?

Because I DO advocate the shit out of shooting trolls.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:29 | 2189026 bpom
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You are a man of violence, neither a gentleman nor a scholar.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:25 | 2189303 BoNeSxxx
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By your definition, the founding fathers were neither gentlemen nor scholars either then...

The 2nd amendment was put there to protect the newly founded Republic from tyranny.  You see, I AM a bit of a scholar.

You, on the other hand, are just naive.  Let me know how that works out for you during the coming collapse and population culling broght about by TPTB who you so ignorantly defend time and time again.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:57 | 2189866 bpom
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I am simply saying that reason and kindness are better than hate and ill will.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:55 | 2186789 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Speaking of pass, I wish she would.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:59 | 2187482 agNau
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Nancy noticed much corn in her health care bill.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:17 | 2186898 vast-dom
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munstah of munstah's that i didn't elect; come to think of it, i didn't vote nor will i again. as for oil, fuck that i ain't paying taxes on my cap gains for USO or any other profits so these scum can waste my theft tax dollars on wars and illegal bail-outs! no way, i can spend my tax money on much better economy stimulating expenditures. so fuck you Pelosi, Bummer, Bernank et. al.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:01 | 2187265 oldman
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That was brilliant!!!!

Thanks for SAYING it out loud!!!                     om

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 03:17 | 2188066 bpom
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vast-dom, you spew hatred like other bigots on this site. 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 04:39 | 2188210 The Navigator
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You've stumbled across the wrong website - the commie MSM site is down the road to the left.

Bigots, there might be some. But what people here "hate" is crooks in government that steal their money thru taxes and then award it to their friends in companies like Solyndra, or CIG (crooks in government) who outlaw insider trading but exempt themselves from such laws, or CIG who lie to us straight in the face about the laws they are passing that are detrimental to the citizens and the country but are personally benefical to themselves.

HATE - doesn't even begin to describe how I feel about the CIGs.

So if this site bothers you so much, take your raggedy ass, no-brain-cells-left, down the road and take the 1st exit left. Your moronic ramblings will be much appreciated there.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:24 | 2189001 bpom
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vast-dom does not vote and spews hatred against TPTB.  Do you vote, Navigator, or do you simply spew hatred also?  I remind you that the only people in office are elected Americans and so, the American electorate is the real problem, not bankers.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:58 | 2187060 Gomie
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Cramer just said we're fine. Gas prices are not affecting anyone. I believe he said, "it's different this time". Just like Joe LaVorgna!!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 00:16 | 2187808 Al Gorerhythm
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He must attend the same optomitrist as Brad Pitt.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 20:31 | 2187172 nmewn
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"Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe"($6-$8/gal) - Barry O'Dumbo's Energy Secretary, Steven Chu


"So if somebody wants to build a coal-powered plant, they can," Obama said. "It's just that it will bankrupt them because they're going to be charged a huge sum for all that greenhouse gas that's being emitted."
O'Barry, San Francisco Chronicle in a Jan. 17 interview

Things are progressing according to plan quite nicely for them.

Dateline 2/8/2012

"Ohio based FirstEnergy Corporation announces it will close three coal fired power plants in West Virginia by this fall.   The closings come directly from the impact of new federal EPA regulations. 

The plants to close are Albright Power Station, Willow Island Power Station, and the Rivesville Power Station.  The company says 105 employees will be directly impacted."

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:17 | 2187345 espirit
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What happened to the excess petroleum product (i.e. Gas) that the U.S. was just recently exporting?  I mean, WTF?

Nothing like 3 refineries shut down, one from a major fire?

Blame it on Iran, evil speculators, and sheeple for believing this BS.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 00:07 | 2187785 snowball777
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Mercury is a powerful neurotoxin in even very small amounts and is known to accumulate in sediment and in fish and other wildlife. The new legal level of 1.3 parts per trillion is an outgrowth of a more than decade-old goal set by Great Lakes states in 1995.

"And we think that it's past time to actually require industry to comply with those standards," said Ellen Mee of the Ohio Environmental Council, one of several environmental groups concerned about the EPA's practice of granting the allowances to keep discharging mercury at the old levels. "Otherwise, we have rendered water quality standards meaningless."

But FirstEnergy officials argue that they're already as low as they can go. One official said it would cost at least $10 million to install equipment to reduce mercury releases from their current average of 2.3 to 2.9 parts per trillion.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 20:10 | 2191210 nmewn
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So, the coal plants in question are putting out significantly less mercury than those little enviro-friendly curly light bulbs everyone is being sold as "green" to be then thrown away and be broken in the garbage trucks.

Five milligrams per bulb of mercury, pollutes six thousand gallons of water per bulb, times however many of these toxic time bombs have been sold.

Outstanding work there EPA-Energy Dept.-GE.

Oh-Bamah Oh-Bamah Oh-Bamah

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 20:44 | 2187211 Youri Carma
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Dutch Gasoline Prices To New Record High of $10.738 a Gallon (€1.795 a Litre) - (google trans from Dutch)

Important side note 60% of it is Tax.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:17 | 2187520 Help Is Not Coming
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There, fixed it for you.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 06:39 | 2188440 Obadiah
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It's "Yes We Can" or "thank you satan" depending on how you "play" it

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:35 | 2186686 Vagabond
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This is what happens when you have a debt based world reserve currency and institutionalized fractional reserve banking.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:52 | 2186772 Widowmaker
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It's far easier to summarize it as lying cheating and stealing.

Don't tell Joe Sixer that $55 of every barrel is fraud-racketeering, he will tell you.

All spades.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:14 | 2186891 max2205
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God she makes my dick hard

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:29 | 2186945 Bastiat
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Just do it!

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:35 | 2186974 CAUSE_EFFECT
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Well, apparently her mouth is ready for you!,  Good Luck ;)

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:44 | 2187004 LowProfile
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Not even with Bernanke's pindick.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 20:50 | 2187237 Manthong
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Slightly better angle shot of her..

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:04 | 2187272 Moe Howard
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I wonder if you couild fit a 14" corn dog in there?

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:33 | 2187557 carguym14
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14" length or diameter?


Meh,probably both would fit.......

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 23:24 | 2187687 Xanadu_doo
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I was actually thinking of a steel-toed boot, but...

(doc martin dental plan, bitchez)

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 09:36 | 2188601 Widowmaker
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Tyler, use Manthong's pocket-date portraits instead.

You dont even have to take her to McDonalds first.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:25 | 2187378 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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Make sure she takes out her teeth!

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 23:04 | 2187632 SonOfSam
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! you friggin BASTARD... I was just getting over the flu, now I puked up my first solid meal in days. 

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:42 | 2186994 metastar
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Does it excite you when she sticks it to you, .. when she uses her whip on you?

Me, ... I'm just sore from the whole political system. I feel so cheap, ... so used.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:44 | 2187003 LowProfile
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God she makes my dick hard find.


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:06 | 2187283 max2205
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Wed, 02/22/2012 - 19:18 | 2186900 vast-dom
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fictional fractional banking.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 21:29 | 2187392 Ness.
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I like that post... Just the facts.



Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:44 | 2186750 Grinder74
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You mean like the little guy (or gal) that's only about 5 or 6 pounds and trying to survive inside their mother's womb?

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:45 | 2186752 Umh
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Are you really trying to say that no matter how idoitic the masses may be that we should all join them. Apparently if we can see that the emperor is nude we should pluck out our eyes.

While I'm at it the democrats have been screwing poor people for longer than I've been alive. Putting people on the dole is denying them any and all chances of improving their lot in life.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:58 | 2186814 scatterbrains
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I wonder what rules the banksters lay out for the dem/repubs when it comes to blaming each other for what the banksters are doing ? If Paluzzee is allowed to blame the repubs/speculators what will the banksters allow the repubs to fire back at the dems with? If their not careful could both sides end up pointing the finger at berstank?


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 18:52 | 2186779 Manchu9Inf
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This bitch's ignorance never fails to impress.  I wonder if she even knows what year it is or which state she represents.  Her senile old ass needs to retire, she has done her damage to the country and let he district elect another libtard we can make fun of!

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