I know someting...
The more earnings fall while stocks move higher, the BIGGER the bubble gets.
The Forex Market is a Monopoly controlled by a few leading banks. But it's possible to play this FX Monopoly game for real dollars that you can spend in the real world. Let's play!
Well, better late than never.
Note: these are not our trades.
Below sea level in 3...2...1...
Zig Zag and Hell's Blessing Online.
Fuck the Algo's are fast...but dumb.
Well I can confirm the algo's react to sentence structures..
Time to go build a lanugage engine. I'm done for the day...should snap back once the verbal nonsense I'm firing out of Twitter stops in a moment.
Yahoo Finance is now displaying Facebook stock price next to the main indices on the front page. Because typing in "FB" is just so hard. Just when you thought you'd seen it all...
I saw that. Yet another sign the Apocalypse is upon us.
That is The Mark Of The Beast. Apocalypse Now, Bitchez. To all the paper participants - you got Zuckerburg - ed off. Now, GTFO. Silver at $28.00 yesterday is so much more satisfying. Except when it went down with the dingy on my way to the mother ship. Damm, I hate it when that happens. I bought one Face Plant share, wiped my ass with it, and mailed it off to Mark Z with my note expressing dissatisfaction with his new brand of toilet paper. Proof positive that it didn't work.
Would you rather have a share of Facebook or an ounce of physical silver? I know my answer. I think I know yours too =)
It gets better!! Shares of ZYNGA (yeah, that other ponzi stock everyone forgot about worth $10BILLION) has be halted!!
The rats can't flee the ship fast enough!!
If this is not clear evidence of cannibalizion of the entire FARCE called a "stock market" then I don't know what is!!
I have outsmarted Nasdaq and bought the physical Facebook Certificates.
Max Ficher told me do so.
Max Fish-head == Mathman == Jhonny Bravo
The 'market' is like snail mail now that someone has the Morgue by the testicles.
2 hours to arb ? Need some new staff
Had to get all the sell orders out of the way...
Then the underwriters had to come in and be the buyer..
Not even FaceBook managed to keep the stock market on the green today. The market is in bad shape to be sure. Not even a bounce into next week.
Actually FB is sucking the last of the loose cash out of the other stocks.
Who wants to be risk on when the world could end over the weekend xela?
Just ask Graham Summers........
Piss poor market, sucky revenue platform.
Plus a CIA tool
What's not to like?
Cut the price in half and double it, THEN I will buy. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHUNWqmasxk
I think Bloomberg just reported, European markets expected to open on Monday. US Markets selling off...
Facebook Inc. (FB) underwriters purchased the company’s stock to keep it from falling below $38 a share after debuting on the Nasdaq Stock Market, people with knowledge of the matter said.
The bankers supported the stock after Nasdaq OMX Group Inc. (NDAQ)faced difficulties delivering trade execution messages after the initial public offering, said one of the people, who asked not to be identified because the transactions are private.
Jonathan Thaw, a spokesman for Menlo Park, California-based Facebook, declined to comment.
The bullshit and spin start already. The things a bomb, a media creation. And they'll find every way to try to tell us it's not, it's HOT, it's must-have.
better never than late, as I always say
That's what she said.
That vol just showed on thr charts. 15 or so million shares. Fuck
Market price ...
... say no more!
(You are, however, allowed to quietly whimper as long as you don't disturb our enjoyment of your deserved suffering.)
FB = Most. Amazing. Stock. Ever!!
MDB do you have a trimmed hedge?
Does the carpet match the drapes, or do you have hardwood floors?
<7% seems to be it. Not great.
FB market cap of $112.8 bil higher than.. AMZN, BHP, BUD, PEP or TOT
If every man woman and child alive now, and all those dead and buried for the past 6000 years signed up for a Farcebook account it would be very hard to justify that sort of market cap based on (diminshing) "earnings"...
Ads on Facrebook don't work, just like a one app wonder company can't sustain a $12 Billion market cap. Plain and simple. Now, who wants to buy up some ad space?
...so the price at open was going to zero so the nasdaq shut the system down.
Now that that's out of the way, is FB gonna buy Greece?
Greece has other plans.
"Greece No Longer a Nation; Announces Plan to Become Social Network"
Breaking news>> Goldman Sucks now the self-declared underwriter of Nation of Greece IPO. Plans to go public next week. Symbol- OUZO. Sees $100 Trillion market cap with 70,000% growth over the next 20 years. This is a hot one. There is no better time to buy than right now! Get in line!<< End of transmission
"Facebook underwriters request Treasury Department and Federal Reserve allow FaceBook to be declared a bank holding company in order to allow access to Fed discount window, ZIRP and Operation Twist."
Breaking news>> Facebook's underwriters now filing with the United Nations, IMF and WHO for FarceBook to become a sovereign nation. All Wall Street CEOs, board of directors, company insiders and family can apply for immediate citizenship and renounce their US citizenship.<< End of transmission
The nasdaq vacuum tubes have just returned from a parallel reality where FB currently trades at 54.
The veils between the worlds are getting thinner.
The drapes between the worlds are just fabulous!!!"
I got them on sale at JC Penny.
If you can't get there on time, get there when you can!
And Bob Pisani declares it a huge success because the insiders got their stock at $1.11.
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