Nasdaq Finally Sends Out FaceBook Trade Confirms... With Two Hour Delay

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Well, better late than never.

Note: these are not our trades.

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Fri, 05/18/2012 - 15:09 | 2441313 kralizec
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38.54.  (Snort!)

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 15:32 | 2441463 AldousHuxley
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$38.01

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 15:42 | 2441516 kralizec
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Below sea level  in 3...2...1...

Damn PPT!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:48 | 2441173 CPL
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No volume.

 

Fire!!!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:55 | 2441231 CPL
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Fucking defenses...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:58 | 2441251 CPL
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Zig Zag and Hell's Blessing Online.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 15:00 | 2441269 CPL
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Fuck the Algo's are fast...but dumb.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 15:04 | 2441294 CPL
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Well I can confirm the algo's react to sentence structures..

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 15:06 | 2441303 CPL
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Time to go build a lanugage engine.  I'm done for the day...should snap back once the verbal nonsense I'm firing out of Twitter stops in a moment.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:52 | 2441205 resurger
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lol

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:04 | 2440927 redpill
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Yahoo Finance is now displaying Facebook stock price next to the main indices on the front page.  Because typing in "FB" is just so hard.  Just when you thought you'd seen it all...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:10 | 2440945 Bay of Pigs
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I saw that. Yet another sign the Apocalypse is upon us.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:25 | 2440995 SILVERGEDDON
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That is The Mark Of The Beast. Apocalypse Now, Bitchez. To all the paper participants - you got Zuckerburg - ed off. Now, GTFO. Silver at $28.00 yesterday is so much more satisfying. Except when it went down with the dingy on my way to the mother ship. Damm, I hate it when that happens. I bought one Face Plant share, wiped my ass with it, and mailed it off to Mark Z with my note expressing dissatisfaction with his new brand of toilet paper. Proof positive that it didn't work.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:53 | 2441214 redpill
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Would you rather have a share of Facebook or an ounce of physical silver?  I know my answer.  I think I know yours too =)

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:09 | 2440942 jus_lite_reading
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It gets better!! Shares of ZYNGA (yeah, that other ponzi stock everyone forgot about worth $10BILLION) has be halted!!

The rats can't flee the ship fast enough!!

If this is not clear evidence of cannibalizion of the entire FARCE called a "stock market" then I don't know what is!!

LMAO!!

GAME OVER!! 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:51 | 2441153 resurger
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I have outsmarted Nasdaq and bought the physical Facebook Certificates.

Max Ficher told me do so.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 15:12 | 2441339 Ahmeexnal
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Max Fish-head == Mathman == Jhonny Bravo

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:03 | 2440900 GeneMarchbanks
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The 'market' is like snail mail now that someone has the Morgue by the testicles.

 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 13:59 | 2440901 derek_vineyard
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2 hours to arb ?  Need some new staff

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:01 | 2440905 Stoploss
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Had to get all the sell orders out of the way...

 

Then the underwriters had to come in and be the buyer..

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:01 | 2440906 xela2200
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Not even FaceBook managed to keep the stock market on the green today. The market is in bad shape to be sure. Not even a bounce into next week.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:04 | 2440928 midgetrannyporn
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Actually FB is sucking the last of the loose cash out of the other stocks.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:09 | 2440940 BeetleBailey
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Who wants to be risk on when the world could end over the weekend xela?

Just ask Graham Summers........

Good Investing!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:00 | 2440907 apberusdisvet
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Piss poor market, sucky revenue platform.

Plus a CIA tool

What's not to like?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:26 | 2441000 Dr. Richard Head
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Cut the price in half and double it, THEN I will buy. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHUNWqmasxk

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:00 | 2440908 junkyardjack
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I think Bloomberg just reported, European markets expected to open on Monday. US Markets selling off...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:35 | 2441047 Dapper Dan
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oh no! 

Facebook Underwriters Said to Support Stock at Near $38 a Share

Facebook Inc. (FB) underwriters purchased the company’s stock to keep it from falling below $38 a share after debuting on the Nasdaq Stock Market, people with knowledge of the matter said.

The bankers supported the stock after Nasdaq OMX Group Inc. (NDAQ)faced difficulties delivering trade execution messages after the initial public offering, said one of the people, who asked not to be identified because the transactions are private.

Jonathan Thaw, a spokesman for Menlo Park, California-based Facebook, declined to comment.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-05-18/facebook-underwriters-said-to-support-stock-at-near-38-a-share.html

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 15:31 | 2441457 ArrestBobRubin
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The bullshit and spin start already. The things a bomb, a media creation. And they'll find every way to try to tell us it's not, it's HOT, it's must-have.

F*CK THAT

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:00 | 2440909 bdc63
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better never than late, as I always say

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:02 | 2440912 navy62802
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That's what she said.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:02 | 2440915 max2205
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That vol just showed on thr charts. 15 or so million shares. Fuck

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:03 | 2440919 barliman
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Market price ...

... say no more!

(You are, however, allowed to quietly whimper as long as you don't disturb our enjoyment of your deserved suffering.)

barliman

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:03 | 2440924 Trimmed Hedge
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FB = Most. Amazing. Stock. Ever!!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:09 | 2440941 tocointhephrase
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MDB do you have a trimmed hedge?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:13 | 2440957 Not Too Important
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Does the carpet match the drapes, or do you have hardwood floors?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:08 | 2440934 TWSceptic
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<7% seems to be it. Not great.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:11 | 2440951 tocointhephrase
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SilVe2 3i7cHez_--

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:09 | 2440936 JoeStocks
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FB market cap of $112.8 bil higher than.. AMZN, BHP, BUD, PEP or TOT

Sym Name Last Market Cap Links AMZN Amazon.Com 215.90 101,962,536     BHP Bhp Billiton Limited 62.93 103,447,560     BUD Anheuser-Busch Inbev Sa 68.23 112,585,648     PEP Pepsico 68.02 109,139,528     TOT Totalfinaelf S.A. 43.95 104,738,520    
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:44 | 2441133 jus_lite_reading
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If every man woman and child alive now, and all those dead and buried for the past 6000 years signed up for a Farcebook account it would be very hard to justify that sort of market cap based on (diminshing) "earnings"...

Ads on Facrebook don't work, just like a one app wonder company can't sustain a $12 Billion market cap. Plain and simple. Now, who wants to buy up some ad space? 

LMAO!!

GAME OVER

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:10 | 2440947 hannah
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...so the price at open was going to zero so the nasdaq shut the system down.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:13 | 2440960 blunderdog
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SO.

Now that that's out of the way, is FB gonna buy Greece?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:17 | 2440967 Cognitive Dissonance
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Greece has other plans.

"Greece No Longer a Nation; Announces Plan to Become Social Network"

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:48 | 2441172 jus_lite_reading
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Breaking news>> Goldman Sucks now the self-declared underwriter of Nation of Greece IPO. Plans to go public next week. Symbol- OUZO. Sees $100 Trillion market cap with 70,000% growth over the next 20 years. This is a hot one. There is no better time to buy than right now! Get in line!<< End of transmission

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:50 | 2441188 barliman
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Meanwhile ...

"Facebook underwriters request Treasury Department and Federal Reserve allow FaceBook to be declared a bank holding company in order to allow access to Fed discount window, ZIRP and Operation Twist."

barliman

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 15:02 | 2441278 jus_lite_reading
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Breaking news>> Facebook's underwriters now filing with the United Nations, IMF and WHO for FarceBook to become a sovereign nation. All Wall Street CEOs, board of directors, company insiders and family can apply for immediate citizenship and renounce their US citizenship.<< End of transmission

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:17 | 2440966 Wakanda
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The nasdaq vacuum tubes have just returned from a parallel reality where FB currently trades at 54.

The veils between the worlds are getting thinner.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:25 | 2440997 barliman
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"But OMG!!!!

The drapes between the worlds are just fabulous!!!"

barliman

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:42 | 2441118 Cognitive Dissonance
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Thanks.

I got them on sale at JC Penny.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:19 | 2440972 Boilermaker
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If you can't get there on time, get there when you can!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 14:20 | 2440973 djsmps
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And Bob Pisani declares it a huge success because the insiders got their stock at $1.11.

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