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Hello All, 

 

In order to make our reader's experience more enjoyable, we're excited to offer three new features: 

 

1. Zero Hedge Chat;

2. User Relationships; and

3. RSS Comments. 

 

Of the first two: 

 

To use Chat, and User Relationships, you'll have to be registered. On the right sidebar, navigate to 'My Account', then 'Edit', and finally tick the box that says "Enable Chat".  From here, after a second or two, you'll see a nifty bar pop up on the bottom of your screen, and an ominous "0" next to users online. Fret not, this is where User Relationships comes into action. 

 

First, it should be pointed out that you have access to the Chatrooms without any need to add anyone as a Contact. It sould also be pointed out that if you abuse the chatrooms, you'll be booted from the servers forever. Now, if you want to chat with someone one-on-one, simply click on their name anywhere in the ZH user interface, and you'll see a little like that says "Become __________'s Contact". Click this button. A little bit of javascript will pop up that says "Are you sure?" -- hit "Yes." 

 

Now what? Now you have to wait for the other person to approve you. You'll notice a slick little block on the right sidebar that says "My Relationships". This is where you'll go to see who's trying to add you (Pending), and who you're already friends with. 

 

Are there other reasons to add "Contacts"? Sure. We're designing a number of features that will be centered around the User Relationships function that we'll be releasing over the next 3 to 6 months, so feel free to build a cult. Or two. 

 

RSS Comments

 

You'll notice on any story, at the bottom of the text of the story, there is a blue button now to the left of the Facebook share button; this is the RSS comments button. If you're so inclined to follow the comments on any particular post without having to check the site, you can click here to add the comment string to your rss aggregator. 

 

If you have any questions (if you have any good questions), feel free to email us and we'll do what we can to get back to you promptly. Happy surfing!

 

Notes: 

 

 - Chatroom logs are kept for an hour, and automatically deleted. 

 - Personal chats are kept for three hours.

 - Users can be found by typing their name into the search box, clicking "Search", then clicking "User". 

 - Users can also be found by visiting: http://www.zerohedge.com/search/user_search

 

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Tue, 03/20/2012 - 03:18 | 2272418 pinkhouse
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hi sac, how does this work?

 

hi hi hi

 

-bri

-not bri

-maybe bri

-rigolettes n' shuffleboard

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 03:31 | 2272423 Yen Cross
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 Do Not sell out "Zero Hedge"

   What is your sellout price Tyler?    Marla is welcome back!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 03:57 | 2272441 DrunkHarryReid
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How about a way to automatically lower shitty comment posts and elevate those that are worth a shit?

 

That would be the best improvement. 

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 04:03 | 2272444 saulysw
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Well, a quick spin has uncovered a few show stoppers for me ....

 

1. You can't make it fullscreen.

2. If you refresh a page (to say, go to the next page of comments), the chat room pop up dies and need to be reset.

 

But... it's a nice try for a first attempt.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 04:08 | 2272448 Yen Cross
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Thanks Ladies and Gents!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 04:11 | 2272451 Yen Cross
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 I shorted Euro/Yen .  Works with the carry, for the M/E trade in London!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 04:29 | 2272461 cnhedge
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wish zerohedge more powerful in the future.

 

http://www.cnhedge.com/

http://www.jinrongbaike.com/

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 04:33 | 2272463 Yen Cross
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 My hedge is good. I did well on the aud/usd short. This short term trading isn't me!

    Slewie and 666? If you want a quick 50 pips in London?  GBP/USD

    I'm not involved any more. You guys are deceptive.   Heck I'm learning to Fly Jets!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 04:44 | 2272475 Yen Cross
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 That 200 Simple in Yellow eur/jpy repatriation moving average,

 

                                                             That beautiful Blonde Girl Last winter? She had a broken leg.

  I was working out, and crested a " Flight of Steps"! She took my Heart Unknowingly!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 04:51 | 2272480 zilverreiger
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Please open a real IRC chat, and couple some webclient to that if you have to.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 05:01 | 2272483 NuYawkFrankie
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Changes suck - what with all this "chatting, friending & following" sh!t, zh turning into a pussified petting zoo.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 05:12 | 2272489 Clashfan
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 05:16 | 2272491 Yen Cross
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Maximum Divergence!   eur/aud!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 06:31 | 2272508 Yen Cross
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  That eur/jpy trade looks ( just) like aud/usd just before it caved in.  I'm long that trade now. I hate that bottom off the double top in th low 106's.   EUR/JPY is toast!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 05:47 | 2272513 non_anon
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breaking on Drudge

Postman: Ayers family put 'foreigner' Obama through school Claims he met young Barack who boasted he'd someday be president

http://www.wnd.com/2012/03/postman-ayers-family-put-foreigner-obama-through-school/

make this go viral

 

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 06:36 | 2272534 Sathington Willougby
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Welcome to 2005! 

No really, I like it here for that reason.

Google+ is bitchin bc don't put my name in email.  So they sign me up for G+ (not my doing), then demand my name.  And phone.  And so on and so forth in an effort to centralize all information.  

Point is don't get beside yourself to jump on the information gathering bandwagon.

Pretty suspicious as it is about what keeps ZH going.

I dropped the social networks for about a year now and haven't missed anything, and probably avoided screwing around with old girlfriends or new ones.

Who can recomend a good email provider that doesn't centralize?  Yahoo is shit with ads and a carnival atmosphere.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 07:05 | 2272565 Global Hunter
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the wife uses hushmail, I believe she found out about it here at ZH.  I haven't used it yet but she's happy with it.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 06:44 | 2272540 Miles Kendig
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Next will be banners for ZPrivateFights and ZHarmony  LOOOOL

In all seriousness, thanks Tyler, Sac and everyone who has worked so hard over the years to help make ZH what it is.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 12:08 | 2272544 mark mchugh
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Thanks, Sac.

Not to seem ungrateful, and I know this isn't democratic, but I wish I could hide comments from certain users.  We've got a few serial thread-hijackers and just plain old idiots who subject all of us to their cranial diarrhea on a daily basis.  Permanently removing them from my sight would greatly enhance my experience.  Somedays it's hard to find the commenters actually worth reading.

 

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 07:01 | 2272557 Implicit simplicit
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Everyone in the chat room should have to learn Sumerian, the long dead language. This way big brother will have a harder time deciphering the hard drive imprinted chat after it has been deleted.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 07:04 | 2272561 akak
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If I actually wanted to talk with any of you bastards, I would go visit the nearest gin palace on a Monday afternoon, or the basement of my local university's library on a Friday night, or hang out on "Ammo box sale day" at the Army/Navy.

;-)

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 07:18 | 2272576 Miles Kendig
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As @Queen_UK likes to observe, it's #ginoclock  hahahahaha

You're a classic akak

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 07:25 | 2272583 akak
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Don't you mean, I'm a classak(ak)?

Good to see you around Miles --- it's been a while.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 07:14 | 2272574 firstdivision
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Sweet, another site I can toll for ass on.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 08:23 | 2272668 resurger
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WOW nice

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 09:12 | 2272808 RoadKill
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Couple of suggestions for the next site update. Not sureanyone will see this on page 4 of an old article. But....

First - Polls. Obviously staff created first. Then maybe donor created. Stuff like where will jobs number come i. Big miss, slight miss, almost exact, slight beat, big beat. One vote per registered user.

Srcond - donor badges for posts. Maybe 3 levels.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 09:20 | 2272834 stickyfingers
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I already miss the good old days.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 10:07 | 2272983 t0mmyBerg
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a nice feature, while on the topic of features, would be ot be able to see your own comments al collected together, maybe with responses thereto as well.  just a thought

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 10:10 | 2272986 In Fed We Trust
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I was still stuck on this

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/and-category-biggest-conspiracy-theory-we-have

and now live chat? 

 

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 22:12 | 2275597 i-dog
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Hey, Sacrilege:

What has happened to the 'Track' function?? It just disappeared a few minutes ago (after a 'Server not available' response some minutes earlier)!

While I'm at it: Would it not be possible to provide a tab with a list of all previous posts for a user --- in a similar format to the 'New Comments' List at top right (date, time, first X characters, 1 per line), or as a full display of the actual comments, X to a page --- to enable quick tracking back to specific posts or conversations?

The current 'track' function is useful for showing if there are new replies to previous topics, but it is very time consuming (damned near impossible!) to find specific older posts.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 19:32 | 2278261 zerozulu
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Step in the right direction. Soon we need ZHMT (ZeroHedgeMoneyTransfer) system when $ go bust.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 19:19 | 2282078 lenitivelea
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The chatroom has decided that my screenname shall forever be "Guest." I think perhaps the timing of my registration (I was in the 4 day waiting period when the chatroom started) has doomed me. 

Sun, 03/25/2012 - 02:48 | 2287977 Marc_W
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I say it's a very convoluted April Fool's joke.

 

The world already has Linked In for "professional" social networking.

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Mon, 04/30/2012 - 09:04 | 2384725 cossack55
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Testing, test, test. WTF?

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 21:57 | 2389922 YHC-FTSE
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Really? Did you have to? Chatrooms and relationships? This is a stupid idea. 

Mon, 07/16/2012 - 16:32 | 2621614 theondoxazo
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Request:  Please add to the Glossary:  XOver

I've seen that discussed repeatedly, but I have no idea what it is!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 06:46 | 2681106 nonofitmatters
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test

Mon, 08/20/2012 - 19:46 | 2722113 RobinHood73
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Anyone notice that the Apple chart very closely resembles INTC ramp into NASDAQ bubble. Many are using MSFT as the analog, which may be true, but this pattern of a parabolic followed by congestion and retest and stop run over previous high after an approx 5-6 mth interruption looks way more like INTC . HIGH CRASH ALERT. INTC fell 40% over the next month.

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