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Next Rumor: G-Pap To Hold Call With Merkozy
Just when we thought Europe was fresh out of rumor ideas, they prove us wrong once again. From Reuters: "Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou will hold a conference call on Wednesday with French President Nicolas Sarkozy and German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Greek state television NET said on Tuesday. NET did not cite any sources and there was no immediate, official confirmation of the call." Judging by the market reaction, which is a big fat yawn, Europe will have to come up with something much better than this. And we are sure they will oblige: look for the rumor mill to work overtime spewing furious gibberish all day, until something finally sticks to the wall. The end goal is insight: must prevent the unwind of the Eurozone for just 3 more hours when the market closes. And in the meantime, making sure she shoots herself in the foot once again, Merkel said she’s "very optimistic" that Finland’s demands for special collateral as part of the Greek bailout package "will be met within the parameters of measures agreed by euro-area leaders." Funny, because this is 100% backtracking on the official German position as of a few short days ago which was that no collateral would be granted to anyone. Sigh.
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Implosion, bitchez
( Sigh )
GPAP SMEAR!
How can there be an implosion ? Greece is insignificant in the Eurozone. Let Greece default. It will be better for the Greeks and make the Euro stronger.
Amerikkka has a much worse problem with California and many others states.
The world focusing and hinging all on Greece is not even as relevant as Georgias retirement bond fund bankruptcy problems.
http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2011/09/economist-46-out-of-50-us-s...
Ouch !
How can there be an implosion ? Ireland is insignificant in the Eurozone. Let Ireland default. It will be better for the Irish and make the Euro stronger.
How can there be an implosion ? Portugal is insignificant in the Eurozone. Let Portugal default. It will be better for the Portuguese and make the Euro stronger.
How can there be an implosion ? Spain is insignificant in the Eurozone. Let Spain default. It will be better for the Spaniards and make the Euro stronger.
How can there be an implosion ? Italy is insignificant in the Eurozone. Let Italy default. It will be better for the Italians and make the Euro stronger.
Next Rumor - Merkozy denies buying Guns, Gold, Beer (for Octoberfest), Playboy magazines, and tasty IPads (1000 pieces)
G-Pap : Wasssaaaap!
Hi, can I borrow 30 billion? No? Ok, I quit.
Someone just release the nukes already, we all know how this pitiful story ends.
They are telling so many lies now they can't remember them all!
Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou will hold a conference call on Wednesday with French President Nicolas Sarkozy and German Chancellor Angela Merkel
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Get Obummer on that conference call and watch the markets levitate!!
Hey, it's not the call that's important. It's the announcement after the call.
"The three leaders had a very useful and substantive talk and after hard work have agreed that their efforts to stabilize the situation are important."
Celebration!
So boring...as Amazing would say. Its all about the next Bunga Bunga party. G20 days are here again. As long as the ECB prints who cares what the markets say. Roller coasters are there to be enjoyed...
But what does FT say?
"we did not print an article depicting Papandreou rimming Sarkozy"
Yay. Everything will be better on Wednesday. Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll call you tomorrow, it's only a day away...
its like the Coyote in RoadRunner, running in air as he runs off the cliff, and just before he looks down.
Who is playing the Roadrunner?
italian government orders 1000 copies of rosetta stone chinese - stocks soar!
Hopium balloons barely keeping markets up these days.
Wednesday .............
Capitulation Bitchez
Wow, a phone call may be made? Why the hell arent futures ramped a few percent?
ES about to print a morning double top. They may rise a bit more, as individual equities are printing their high right now.
Puke bucket ETFs up...prepare to vomit individual equities....you know...unless a future second phone call is promised.
Credibility dying in the street now...calling for a priest to make last confession.
Next market tank will be blamed on some finance ministers tea spilling on their IPhone.
Wait...no...ummmm...wouldn't a phone call from Germany to Greece, interrupted by coffee spilling on an iPhone...woudn't that be bullish?
Wet phone market tank. Oh the humanity!
I hope they are calling each other and talking...but probably they are lying in the corner in a cartonic state...with their thumb in their mouth..its fun to watch the rats in the box running around scared to death....they are in panic mode....drowning..so beware what they say..they are just trying to save themselves ..so watch out what they say...and what they do.....they will sell you the junk and default on it next week...I hope the soon to be defaulting banks are the ones buying these issues...I really hope so...but I also do not think so...its the elites vs the people...they will dump this crap on the people...not themselves...
Whole damn planet is a cartoonic state.
smsing is so much more european anyways
What's with the collateral thing? Did the Finns point to a map of Greece and say, "But we only want that bit! The fishing is great there. You and France are welcome to the rest".
"Ach, why didn't you say so in ze first place"
Hilarious how the futures scream higher or get flash crashed based on the sensational news headlines emerging from Zero Hedge on the hour.
No doubt, the "TMZ.com" of the financial markets.
Tyler now has more power to move markets with "words" than Ben Bernanke himself.
Hats off and cheers for Tyler and the rest of the ZH crew!!!
Where is SheepDog when you need him? Fuck off troll
I suspect you're the only one around here who knows a damn thing about tmz.com
Whatever, simpleton. Hows your 'I'm getting all in long here at DOW 12,800 and you dumb bears better too for this huge debt ceiling rally' trade workin out?
Never go full-retard Robo, and you swim in those waters daily.
C'mon SheepDog. He was either serious about that trade and is now living under a bridge, or he was just luring suckers in so his boys at the Morgue could make their bonuses this month. I just hope he got something out of the deal other than a sore asshole.
Anal warts...fractal!
so now that you're on this whole ZH = TMZ bullshit rant...does that make you the Gary Busey of the financial blogesphere?
He actually makes about as much sense as Busey on a rant
they didn't even wait for European trading to close to start floating the bullshit.
that's just about all the /ES needed to go positive (damn close so far)...as the dollar tanks.
what a completely fucked up market when this kind of bullshit can move it so much.
i dont get one thing: if this is really a deliberate takedown of the American and World economies , what are the elites waiting for ..or why are they trying desperately to hold it up
they've heard rumor that there are possibly as many as 7 people, presumably in the midwest, that are not yet bankrupt or drowning in debt. Once they can be lured into the market and broken...then we'll see it all end.
Must....stage rally...to get last 7....people in america...to go long...
there is still wealth out there that they don't yet have...I expect the plan was to drag this out as long as possible but now its flailing out of control
Beats me why they are holding it up. Maybe so that when they finally let go it makes a bigger 'SPLAT' when it hits the floor.
We are holding it up only until our suites at Wisconsin Dells are finished then we're outta here, piss on the rest of ya.
Its all about the dates and numbers for them they have to wait untill thier God returns , he is on his way and will be here before November 11 , he first came visable on 9/11/11, when he gets closer they will unleash hell on earth for him , we do not have long to wait.
I thought they were trying to bailout their banks rather than Greece. Otherwise, it makes no sense why Greece did not default. It's like telling a company-- Don't declare bankruptcy yet. We'll make your payments to creditors and give you more debt on condition that you follow our instructions for getting into even worse shape economically.
The lemon squeezings are still dripping.
i agree with Robot head....amazing
I wonder what that weasel jeethner is up to over there.
Super Earth, Bitchez
http://news.yahoo.com/super-earth-1-50-newfound-alien-planets-could-160802014.html
Well I suggest all the elites jump on a shuttle and go to one of those new earths, theyve fuked this one up.
Great. All we'll have to do is engage in a fight to the death with the aliens on these planets. I'll start a bogus rumor:
THERE IS OIL ON HD 85512 b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or maybe this
ALIENS FROM HD 85512 b ARE BUYING GREEK BONDS!!!!!!!!!!
Xenite, bitchez.
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure (just make sure the banksters are down there as well).
G-Pap, SARS-Cozy, and m.Erkel are set to have a call with Bank of SuperEarth (BS) at 234:11223 inter-galactic standard time.
They will probably ask him to shave the moustache and get a hair transplant, so he looks more like Bunga Bunga man, who, against all odds, is still selling his debt to the markets.
Sorry lad, no party in Kastri villa today - or tommowor or ever! He will never get his mother's permission.
One gigantic, titanic, colossal clusterfuck, everyone frozen with fear - make the wrong move and whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
I have no fear, there is but one move...physical
All macro news of 'we're screwed' gets round filed, while any bit of rumor drives 2% market gyrations. Totaly broken markets.
Sometimes you just need to call the Sheriff and throw the bums out. Stormtroopers to Greece; Libya was a warm-up exercise.
There is no need for troops when you can get collateral... in feta and ouzo!
An island pledged with every bond purchase!
And you do need the troopers, if you don't want your collateral on fire.
That's a good one mate! Greece can issue bonds to infinity... too many Greek islands!
Suprise, suprise: no announcements will be made after the supposed call (according to the greek NET channel)
G-Pap is trying hard to convince everyone that he is negotiating...
'Gartman warns of gold price slump to raise cash if stocks slump'
Stupid financial media headline of the morning..., so theyre saying the big stock funds ALSO own a whole bunch of gold and will sell that gold if their stocks tank? Yea right. I dont believe that load of BS for 1 minute, they dont own gold. Maybe PAPER gold, but thats not even the same subject.
Bonehead financial media.
Gartman is out...and wants back in. End transmission.
We need a Perl script to automate this process. Or maybe a Prolog program to methodically explore the state-space of all possible Euro-saved rumours. Pipe the output straight into the HFT headline-parser bots and we're done here.
Perl is my favorite language. I'd love to slap something together to do it, but I'm afraid I haven't got the motivation to do so. Rumor milling is too bland.
The problem with your approach is that the "state-space" is too big.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidy"
What a nervous spasm this market has become, greed is trully a powerfull sentiment, so is fear, we can see it daily now! The crash will be something for the history books and will never be forgotten, just like 9/11! Seeing these fucktards drenched in dispair, not knowing where to turn anymore for a quick, easy, riskless buck makes me wanna shoot them to end their missery!
Theyve transfered all the welth to themselves and thought they could pull off some world collapse into their 'total control of the people' 1 world Dr Evil schome, but they see the people will not go along with it as their problem-reaction-solution technique no longer works and the people are saying 'eat the rich'.
Chile riots result in mostly cops injured and beaten. Chile - Rioting Injures 50 - Mostly Police Injured - YouTube
Relax folks, help is coming.
Reuters slips the secret in headline:
Geithner heads to Europe as debt fears mountTreasury Secretary Timothy Geithner will take the unprecedented step of attending a meeting of EU finance ministers in Poland on Friday.
Cornholio needs TP for his bunghole. PRINT!!!
Geithner's first job.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqaKi9NTzS4&feature=related
And all was well just yesterday! Why, with QE3 coming within days, all these people should just be on vacation somewhere getting in the last days on the beach. What are they so worried about?
No QE?
They must be completely in the toilet if Geitner if they asked to "help" them, as if they weren't imploding fast enough
Fear the Americans bearing gifts!
Only if you like Fleetwood Mac:
Sarkozy to Merkel regarding GPap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT7W8xJFl_g&feature=related
TUSK
Why don't you ask him if he's going to stay?
Why don't you ask him if he's going away?
Why don't you tell me what's going on?
Why don't you tell me who's on the phone?
Why don't you ask him what's going on?
Why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throne?
Don't say that you love me
Just tell me that you want me
Tusk, just say that you want me
Don't tell me that you...
Tusk
Tusk, Tusk, Tusk, Tusk, Tusk
(Song descends into pseudo-primitive madness)
GPap to Sarkozy and Merkel:
"Should I Stay or Should I Go" - Clash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqH21LEmfbQ
Timmy gonna show dem ministers how to fill out dem tax forms - problem solved!
Next up: Twitter
Time for that Greek cabinet reshuffle diagram!
Unless anybody else can come up with an earlier public use of the term 'Merkozy', I claim copyright. You owe me 10 million new Drachmas, bitchez.
http://tickerforum.org/akcs-www?post=192332&ord=2672094#2672094
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Merkel, Sarkozy to try to tame debt crisis; entered at 2011-08-16 20:39:38
"hmmm....an illegitimate sovereign, huh? And you think the bondholders don't understand that the people hold the power?
Qu'ils mangent de la brioche.
Fuck you Merkozy."
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