Next Rumor: G-Pap To Hold Call With Merkozy

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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:31 | 1663091 trav7777
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Implosion, bitchez

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:34 | 1663103 GeneMarchbanks
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     ( Sigh )

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:38 | 1663116 WALLST8MY8BALL
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GPAP SMEAR!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:01 | 1663174 Léonard
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Implosion, bitchez

How can there be an implosion ? Greece is insignificant in the Eurozone. Let Greece default. It will be better for the Greeks and make the Euro stronger.

Amerikkka has a much worse problem with California and many others states.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:04 | 1663196 SheepDog-One
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The world focusing and hinging all on Greece is not even as relevant as Georgias retirement bond fund bankruptcy problems.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:27 | 1663261 Léonard
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:47 | 1663308 snowball777
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How can there be an implosion ? Ireland is insignificant in the Eurozone. Let Ireland default. It will be better for the Irish and make the Euro stronger.

How can there be an implosion ? Portugal is insignificant in the Eurozone. Let Portugal default. It will be better for the Portuguese and make the Euro stronger.

How can there be an implosion ? Spain is insignificant in the Eurozone. Let Spain default. It will be better for the Spaniards and make the Euro stronger.

How can there be an implosion ? Italy is insignificant in the Eurozone. Let Italy default. It will be better for the Italians and make the Euro stronger.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:23 | 1663245 Two Towers AU AG
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Next Rumor - Merkozy denies buying Guns, Gold, Beer (for Octoberfest), Playboy magazines, and tasty IPads (1000 pieces)

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:31 | 1663094 doomandbloom
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G-Pap : Wasssaaaap!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:32 | 1663096 malikai
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Hi, can I borrow 30 billion? No? Ok, I quit.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:33 | 1663098 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Someone just release the nukes already, we all know how this pitiful story ends.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:33 | 1663100 Racer
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They are telling so many lies now they can't remember them all!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:34 | 1663102 sushi
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Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou will hold a conference call on Wednesday with French President Nicolas Sarkozy and German Chancellor Angela Merkel

 

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Get Obummer on that conference call and watch the markets levitate!!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:07 | 1663204 CrashisOptimistic
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Hey, it's not the call that's important.  It's the announcement after the call.

"The three leaders had a very useful and substantive talk and after hard work have agreed that their efforts to stabilize the situation are important."

Celebration!

 

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:24 | 1663757 falak pema
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So boring...as Amazing would say. Its all about the next Bunga Bunga party. G20 days are here again. As long as the ECB prints who cares what the markets say. Roller coasters are there to be enjoyed...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:34 | 1663104 DefiantSurf
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 But what does FT say?

"we did not print an article depicting Papandreou rimming Sarkozy"

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:35 | 1663106 HelluvaEngineer
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Yay.  Everything will be better on Wednesday.  Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll call you tomorrow, it's only a day away...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:38 | 1663115 doomandbloom
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its like the Coyote in RoadRunner, running in air as he runs off the cliff, and just before he looks down.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:04 | 1663361 Rodent Freikorps
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Who is playing the Roadrunner?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:36 | 1663108 oogs66
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italian government orders 1000 copies of rosetta stone chinese - stocks soar!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:36 | 1663109 Zenster
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Hopium balloons barely keeping markets up these days.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:37 | 1663112 Lord Welligton
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Wednesday .............

Capitulation Bitchez

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:39 | 1663118 SheepDog-One
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Wow, a phone call may be made? Why the hell arent futures ramped a few percent?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:43 | 1663136 Cdad
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ES about to print a morning double top.  They may rise a bit more, as individual equities are printing their high right now.

Puke bucket ETFs up...prepare to vomit individual equities....you know...unless a future second phone call is promised.

Credibility dying in the street now...calling for a priest to make last confession.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:01 | 1663186 SheepDog-One
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Next market tank will be blamed on some finance ministers tea spilling on their IPhone.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:11 | 1663213 Cdad
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Wait...no...ummmm...wouldn't a phone call from Germany to Greece, interrupted by coffee spilling on an iPhone...woudn't that be bullish?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:18 | 1663229 SheepDog-One
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Wet phone market tank. Oh the humanity!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:39 | 1663119 youngman
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I hope they are calling each other and talking...but probably they are lying in the corner in a cartonic state...with their thumb in their mouth..its fun to watch the rats in the box running around scared to death....they are in panic mode....drowning..so beware what they say..they are just trying to save themselves ..so watch out what they say...and what they do.....they will sell you the junk and default on it next week...I hope the soon to be defaulting banks are the ones buying these issues...I really hope so...but I also do not think so...its the elites vs the people...they will dump this crap on the people...not themselves...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:41 | 1663125 SheepDog-One
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Whole damn planet is a cartoonic state.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:41 | 1663126 oogs66
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smsing is so much more european anyways

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:39 | 1663121 Mitzibitzi
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What's with the collateral thing? Did the Finns point to a map of Greece and say, "But we only want that bit! The fishing is great there. You and France are welcome to the rest".

"Ach, why didn't you say so in ze first place"

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:40 | 1663123 RobotTrader
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Hilarious how the futures scream higher or get flash crashed based on the sensational news headlines emerging from Zero Hedge on the hour.

No doubt, the "TMZ.com" of the financial markets.

Tyler now has more power to move markets with "words" than Ben Bernanke himself.

Hats off and cheers for Tyler and the rest of the ZH crew!!!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:42 | 1663129 DefiantSurf
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Where is SheepDog when you need him? Fuck off troll

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:44 | 1663140 HelluvaEngineer
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I suspect you're the only one around here who knows a damn thing about tmz.com

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:46 | 1663141 SheepDog-One
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Whatever, simpleton. Hows your 'I'm getting all in long here at DOW 12,800 and you dumb bears better too for this huge debt ceiling rally' trade workin out?  

Never go full-retard Robo, and you swim in those waters daily.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:47 | 1663149 malikai
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C'mon SheepDog. He was either serious about that trade and is now living under a bridge, or he was just luring suckers in so his boys at the Morgue could make their bonuses this month. I just hope he got something out of the deal other than a sore asshole.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:52 | 1663159 snowball777
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Anal warts...fractal!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:44 | 1663142 alien-IQ
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so now that you're on this whole ZH = TMZ bullshit rant...does that make you the Gary Busey of the financial blogesphere?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:47 | 1663147 DefiantSurf
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He actually makes about as much sense as Busey on a rant

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:42 | 1663130 alien-IQ
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they didn't even wait for European trading to close to start floating the bullshit.

that's just about all the /ES needed to go positive (damn close so far)...as the dollar tanks.

what a completely fucked up market when this kind of bullshit can move it so much.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:42 | 1663131 Tense INDIAN
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i dont get one thing: if this is really a deliberate takedown of the American and World economies , what are the elites waiting for ..or why are they trying desperately to hold it up

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:48 | 1663151 alien-IQ
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they've heard rumor that there are possibly as many as 7 people, presumably in the midwest, that are not yet bankrupt or drowning in debt. Once they can be lured into the market and broken...then we'll see it all end.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:57 | 1663173 SheepDog-One
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Must....stage rally...to get last 7....people in america...to go long...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:48 | 1663152 DefiantSurf
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there is still wealth out there that they don't yet have...I expect the plan was to drag this out as long as possible but now its flailing out of control

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:53 | 1663162 Chaffinch
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Beats me why they are holding it up. Maybe so that when they finally let go it makes a bigger 'SPLAT' when it hits the floor.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:09 | 1663207 Arrowhead
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We are holding it up only until our suites at Wisconsin Dells are finished then we're outta here, piss on the rest of ya.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:26 | 1663255 Abitdodgie
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Its all about the dates and numbers for them they have to wait untill thier God returns , he is on his way and will be here before November 11 , he first came visable on 9/11/11, when he gets closer they will unleash hell on earth for him , we do not have long to wait.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:35 | 1663286 MS7
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I thought they were trying to bailout their banks rather than Greece. Otherwise, it makes no sense why Greece did not default. It's like telling a company-- Don't declare bankruptcy yet. We'll make your payments to creditors and give you more debt on condition that you follow our instructions for getting into even worse shape economically.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:05 | 1663367 HoardeBilly
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The lemon squeezings are still dripping.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 08:43 | 1663133 The Axe
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i agree with Robot head....amazing

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