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No Need To Even Wait For Rule 48 As Market Breaks Early

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Can the NYSE Boerse merger close quicker so some of that vaunted German engineering can finally come to the NYSE Liffe and it stops breaking every 5 minutes when the market drops?

 

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Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:33 | 1658871 DefiantSurf
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Its ok, I have plenty of popcorn for everyone

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:40 | 1658893 Sudden Debt
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I CLEARLY REMEMBER SAYING IT WANT CHEESE TACO'S FOR THIS EPISODE!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:43 | 1658904 j0nx
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Not to sound like an ass but half the shit you write I can't understand. I think there is a message in there somewhere but your grammar is too bad to read most of the time. Just a heads up...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 08:15 | 1659026 UGrev
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It's the extreme lack of punctuation that makes his style like trying to decipher Linear-A :)

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 08:48 | 1659101 The Third Man
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"Not to sound like an ass..."

Epic fail.

(Hint: I believe our esteemed friend, Sudden Debt, is Old World)

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 09:04 | 1659149 cosmictrainwreck
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Belgian

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:46 | 1658922 DefiantSurf
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that sounds disgusting, do you lick the cheese out for practice?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:49 | 1658940 pods
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Gotta stay sharp.  Never know when you are gonna get the nod.

pods

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:37 | 1658872 GeneMarchbanks
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Premature desperation?

While the return of the Drachma has everybody fixated on Greece, the Frenchies are in for it.

Feces shower upcoming.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:35 | 1658874 Irish66
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G 7 was very helpful

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:38 | 1658885 DefiantSurf
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you expected something more from those fuctards? You must be new here

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:37 | 1658884 tallen
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110% yield on the 1 Year Greek bond.

 

DEFAULT BITCHES

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:39 | 1658890 DefiantSurf
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this is just comical, you can't make this $hit up!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:41 | 1658898 doomandbloom
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pass me that popcorn pls

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:42 | 1658901 Gordon Freeman
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Wow--you mean I can double my money in less than a year??  Cut me a, uh, tranche of that!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:48 | 1658934 DefiantSurf
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you certainly can, but its payable in Drachmas, good luck converting them to something of value!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:53 | 1658952 Gordon Freeman
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Guess you don't get the whole sarcasm thing...

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:55 | 1658959 DefiantSurf
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apparently I'm the one that needs to put the [/sarc] on

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:38 | 1658886 DogSlime
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Killswitch Bitchez!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:40 | 1658895 Gordon Freeman
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"NYSE Liffe: The Company You Keep"

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:41 | 1658899 Silverhog
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What's the retirement age in Greece, 23?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:46 | 1658919 GeneMarchbanks
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Not sure, it fluctuates by the second depending on headlines/market gossip. One thing is for sure: G Pap blows at his job. Literally.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:52 | 1658948 Zgangsta
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Certainly possible, if they're getting 110% returns a year.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 08:22 | 1659044 Beam Me Up Scotty
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There are a lot of people in this country that think the retirement age is 23.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 09:31 | 1659268 Rynak
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The average retirement age, is 63.

Now please go fuck yourself, racist and propaganda whore, kay?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:46 | 1658920 Oh regional Indian
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Black Monday? Brack Bund-day?

It's all rather shakey, but today could be it. India was messy on all fronts and a manufacturing base that was shackeled together is starting to show it's weakness and dependence. IIP swooned. Stox Swooned...

Quite Bugly!

Is that the ground I see approaching, Captain?

Pull up, pull up....

V

Source of America's Power

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:50 | 1658935 LongSoupLine
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Flash!  Deal of the Day!

Your choice of free Bratwurst, moldy cheese, olives, baked snails or figs with ANY Euro bond purchase.

As an added bonus, your Deal of the Day will be hand delivered by the Sham-Wow guy!

Act Now!!  Supplies are limited!!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 07:54 | 1658957 ivars
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This February 6th forecast graph was not so bad as well:

http://saposjoint.net/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2626&p=34034#p34034

As was the gold bubble forecast graph made on May 4th:

http://saposjoint.net/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2626&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&sta...

 

 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 08:48 | 1659100 Reform1776
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>breaking every 5 minutes when the market drops?

I think that means it's working as designed.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 08:51 | 1659115 Yamaha
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Everyone outside oh ZH doesn't seem to have a clue what is happening - won't they be surprised when unemployment jumps to 25% in 6 months....

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