No Need To Even Wait For Rule 48 As Market Breaks Early

Tyler Durden's picture

Can the NYSE Boerse merger close quicker so some of that vaunted German engineering can finally come to the NYSE Liffe and it stops breaking every 5 minutes when the market drops?

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DefiantSurf's picture

Its ok, I have plenty of popcorn for everyone

Sudden Debt's picture


j0nx's picture

Not to sound like an ass but half the shit you write I can't understand. I think there is a message in there somewhere but your grammar is too bad to read most of the time. Just a heads up...

UGrev's picture

It's the extreme lack of punctuation that makes his style like trying to decipher Linear-A :)

The Third Man's picture

"Not to sound like an ass..."

Epic fail.

(Hint: I believe our esteemed friend, Sudden Debt, is Old World)

DefiantSurf's picture

that sounds disgusting, do you lick the cheese out for practice?

pods's picture

Gotta stay sharp.  Never know when you are gonna get the nod.


GeneMarchbanks's picture

Premature desperation?

While the return of the Drachma has everybody fixated on Greece, the Frenchies are in for it.

Feces shower upcoming.

Irish66's picture

G 7 was very helpful

DefiantSurf's picture

you expected something more from those fuctards? You must be new here

tallen's picture

110% yield on the 1 Year Greek bond.



DefiantSurf's picture

this is just comical, you can't make this $hit up!

Gordon Freeman's picture

Wow--you mean I can double my money in less than a year??  Cut me a, uh, tranche of that!

DefiantSurf's picture

you certainly can, but its payable in Drachmas, good luck converting them to something of value!

Gordon Freeman's picture

Guess you don't get the whole sarcasm thing...

DefiantSurf's picture

apparently I'm the one that needs to put the [/sarc] on

DogSlime's picture

Killswitch Bitchez!

Gordon Freeman's picture

"NYSE Liffe: The Company You Keep"

Silverhog's picture

What's the retirement age in Greece, 23?

GeneMarchbanks's picture

Not sure, it fluctuates by the second depending on headlines/market gossip. One thing is for sure: G Pap blows at his job. Literally.

Zgangsta's picture

Certainly possible, if they're getting 110% returns a year.

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

There are a lot of people in this country that think the retirement age is 23.

Rynak's picture

The average retirement age, is 63.

Now please go fuck yourself, racist and propaganda whore, kay?

Oh regional Indian's picture

Black Monday? Brack Bund-day?

It's all rather shakey, but today could be it. India was messy on all fronts and a manufacturing base that was shackeled together is starting to show it's weakness and dependence. IIP swooned. Stox Swooned...

Quite Bugly!

Is that the ground I see approaching, Captain?

Pull up, pull up....


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LongSoupLine's picture

Flash!  Deal of the Day!

Your choice of free Bratwurst, moldy cheese, olives, baked snails or figs with ANY Euro bond purchase.

As an added bonus, your Deal of the Day will be hand delivered by the Sham-Wow guy!

Act Now!!  Supplies are limited!!

ivars's picture

This February 6th forecast graph was not so bad as well:

As was the gold bubble forecast graph made on May 4th:



Reform1776's picture

>breaking every 5 minutes when the market drops?

I think that means it's working as designed.

Yamaha's picture

Everyone outside oh ZH doesn't seem to have a clue what is happening - won't they be surprised when unemployment jumps to 25% in 6 months....