• Sprott Money
    04/29/2016 - 05:58
    There is unfortunately no basis for renewed optimism that this current litigation will have any meaningful impact on precious metals manipulation – with respect to either silver or gold.

No Private Losses And EFSF x2

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Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:10 | 1952261 hugovanderbubble
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ITs all False

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:11 | 1952268 Careless Whisper
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The Careless Whisper Afternoon Update And Threadjacking


Bigshot At U.S Trust Co. Manages $360 Billion Of Your Pensions: Don't Believe That The S&P 500 Is Down 19% For The Decade; We Figure It's Up 66%


Admitted: Clinton Works For Rockefellers; Called "Expended Family" (see last 2 paragraphs)


AG Holder Accused Of Violating "Kingpin Act" By Its Author


Florida Loses 12,000 Construction Jobs In October


Chinese Government; Rumor Spreaders On Internet Same As Drug Dealers (Drug Dealers Get Death Penalty In China)


MUSIC VIDEO OF THE DAY: "It's A Liberty Walk" Miley Cyrus (Rock Mafia Remix)


Liberty Nothing New To Miley Cyrus; VIDEO: "Liberty Walk" Performed Live Two Years Ago


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:15 | 1952291 Chris Jusset
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"they are back to grasping at straws."

The Eurozone is OUT OF MONEY ... they are BROKE ... so the only remedy they have remaining is grasping at straws.


How many more meetings will Merkel and Sarkozy have until they realize this?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:20 | 1952326 GeneMarchbanks
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Many. Summits too.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:38 | 1952386 TruthInSunshine
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If a guaranteed repayment with a lot of something worth nothing on a massive loan is good, an even larger guaranteed repayment with even more of something worth nothing on an even more massive loan is better.

Give what's left of your sovereign infrastructure, sovereign rights and at least pledge what can't be given (inalienable rights) to the Money Masters, nouveau feudal serfs of the EU.



"Comrades!" he cried. "You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. I dislike them myself. Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our health. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for YOUR sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples. Do you know what would happen if we pigs failed in our duty? Jones would come back! Yes, Jones would come back! Surely, comrades," cried Squealer almost pleadingly, skipping from side to side and whisking his tail, "surely there is no one among you who wants to see Jones come back?"
Now if there was one thing that the animals were completely certain of, it was that they did not want Jones back. When it was put to them in this light, they had no more to say. The importance of keeping the pigs in good health was all too obvious. So it was agreed without further argument that the milk and the windfall apples (and also the main crop of apples when they ripened) should be reserved for the pigs alone.

They thought they were "pigs," but all along, they were just PIIGS+France+U.K. (with an official 1000% Debt to GDP ratio - unofficially much higher). The "pigs' above are members of the Red Shield Racket and their hand picked minions.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 17:05 | 1952610 Caviar Emptor
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EU and US financial sectors are now fully self-funded through global central banks (Fed in charge). They need not lend, they need not do business, only buy soveriegn debt with the money they are given

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:29 | 1952393 Hard1
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European leaders are countig on some market players thinking that doubling the zero firepower of the ESFS will result in 2x0=20

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 22:52 | 1953515 Buck Johnson
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I totally agree with you, they are broke (England is sure quiet aren't they).  But here's something to think about, why not default?  I think the US and the banks who issued and the insurance companies who insured the CDS's don't have the money.  And so the US essentially told them that if you default we won't honor it and so they are stuck.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:17 | 1952307 EscapeKey
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Tax-exempt foundations need to be torn the fuck down.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:21 | 1952332 CPL
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For some reason I heard George Micheal reading news headlines....

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:13 | 1952281 GeneMarchbanks
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Yet we all take it seriously...

Meanwhile the collapse continues.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:12 | 1952277 yogibear
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I'm seeeing Skittle pooping unicorns.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:16 | 1952284 SaMsKy
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more revolution, then?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:14 | 1952285 HellZero
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i lend to you, you lend to me.... there... fixed

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:22 | 1952340 HellZero
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in replying to my own post... i am getting very sick of being this cynical.

another interfering load of rubbish.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:24 | 1952354 A Lunatic
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Try turning the dial on your give-a-fuck-o-meter to transitory.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:14 | 1952287 buzlightening
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Nother building anti climatic sell the news bentrod fomc 12/13. 

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:15 | 1952290 JW n FL
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Re-Inflating Europe is NOT! Transitory! BITCHEZ!!


Looks like the collateral requirements being relaxed on the European side will cause a rush on the FED SWAP Window! at negative costs of lending!

and if it goes bad.. Europe can always Plead da FIZZZZIFF!

America can bailout da World and be stuck with shitty collateral that it cannot gain title too! because of sovereignty laws!



1. there was a vote.

2. the vote passed.

3. people are just mad because they are not in the club that voted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5dBZDSSky0

no one likes a loser who wont shut up..

so ya'll just have a coke and smile and shut the fuck up!


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:30 | 1952403 Everybodys All ...
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Don't ever expect me to stfu. Patrick Henry's got nothing on me homey.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:16 | 1952300 hugovanderbubble
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Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:16 | 1952302 gdgenius
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What about THREE times zero?? That's got to be worth something right??

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:17 | 1952305 Tsar Pointless
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I heard a couple of young white men talking about this when I went out for an afternoon coffee today.

Oh, no - wait. I'm mistaken. They were talking about the coming realignment of the National Hockey League.

My bad. Sorry.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:27 | 1952376 Spastica Rex
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Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:17 | 1952306 Stax Edwards
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Looks like S&P may be breaking out.  Can we close above 1264?


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:30 | 1952371 spanish inquisition
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Sure, just need some more headlines..

More,more more.. Free, free, free.....No losses for anyone ever again....  Print, print, print..... Good Euro zone Bad euro zone.....

That should take care of it

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:18 | 1952310 Deadpool
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back it all with gold or forget it.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:23 | 1952350 GeneMarchbanks
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You can't back fraud with honest money. My warm suggestion, join the other side indefinitely.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:18 | 1952315 SwimmininNawlins
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Lets just drop the idea that this money is "coming from' somewhere.  We all know this is ficticious money.  It's all a big game of make-believe.  My kids do the same thing.  I think it's normal kid behavior, not so much for the world as a whole...

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:19 | 1952320 mikmid
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Give me two promises and a euro bond to go please, I'm headed for the hills and need something to keep me secure. THEY SHOULD JUST THROW IN THE TOWEL, no one believes this shit any more (except stock chasers). An orderly unwind would be too simple I guess.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:23 | 1952344 midgetrannyporn
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It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 17:35 | 1952347 falak pema
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"No private losses"...Sarkozy is getting this as part of deal from Merkel for the banks...wow! That will make GS cabal happy!

THE FED gives the Euro zone 500 Million more. In Exchange no haircuts of 50% for Greece defaults! 

Now this is news!...Keep the negociation wheels twirling...Merkel is making concessions.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 21:19 | 1953314 willien1derland
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Private losses were so 2008 - Losses are for the common people -

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:24 | 1952351 sosoome
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:24 | 1952353 slaughterer
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Expect 2012 to be scheduled with many more Eurozone summits, my friends.    

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:29 | 1952358 yogibear
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Transfer from one Euro credit card to another. Buys 6 months of deception. LOL, in 6 months another. The market and fund managers are looking for any reason to rally. Doesn't matter if they have any real substance. Every week another Euro statment of hope. Fund mangers have year-end bonuses coming up.

What a real deal, to be invited to a summit. Meet, eat well, come up with the next BS statment and schedule the next summit meeting. Sweet!


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:25 | 1952365 SirPlayomic
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Why do I get the feeling that there's a subtle propaganda from some quarters on zerohedge towards the idea that Eurobonds would be a solution? Eurobonds would make the relationship between sovereign states even more acrimonious. It might allow for some more can-kicking, but eventually it would be nothing more than a horrible disaster!


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:26 | 1952372 WTF_247
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I have said for a long time I want in on this game.  just need a foot in the secret society.


I will borrow 500 billion from the ECB at 0.25% interest.


I will then buy 500 billion of 1 year 100% risk free guaranteed sovereign bonds yielding 2 or 3% or whatever - I am not picky.


At the end of the year, I will pay back my loan and be $15billion richer.  Considering the bonds are 100% safe and guaranteed, they are their own collateral for the loan.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:31 | 1952406 Sudden Debt
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No problem, Password please?

Oh and on which side of the family to do come from?



Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:27 | 1952375 Sudden Debt
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Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:29 | 1952384 butchee
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The whole trick is NOT to multiply by zero, but rather divide.  Problem solved!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:33 | 1952420 Sudden Debt
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Why not?

2 X 0 = 0    yes you're right


2= 0 X 0

just don't ask how....


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:29 | 1952385 Arkaenun
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EFSF 2.0

Insert fingers into market ass crack and wiggle. Don't worry about the fact that the subject is on the toilet. Everyone always walks away clean.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:29 | 1952389 ghostfaceinvestah
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Hard to believe anyone takes these rumors at face value.  So far the EU has done absolutely NOTHING to stop the crisis, other than throw Greece and Ireland a few billion.  None of these austerity measures are working.  The final collapse of the Euro is going to be epic.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:34 | 1952396 hollowbody
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I think its time that the US leadership decided to follow up on those jokes about the UK being the 51st state, and forget about wasting its money and all those lives in Iran, or Pakistan, or Saudi.  A US coup in the UK (lets face it there's enough military there most of the time to make it pretty easy), and hey presto, a little real tea party time and its US President for King of England! Seize this little lot, 




and voila, even at fire-sale prices to those eager colonists who fancy a little more 'self-determination' and are prepared to buy themselves out of their slavery, US borrowing is nearly fixed....virtually painless..

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:30 | 1952397 catacl1sm
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Where's WallStreetPro when you need him? Green Shootz, bitchez!!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:32 | 1952413 Schmuck Raker
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They need to stop this nonsense right now.

They should give away gold lotto tix like Japan, or Wonka.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:37 | 1952452 Sudden Debt
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just buy Japanese bonds....


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:34 | 1952431 yogibear
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This is the Super Committee Euro style.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:38 | 1952460 Sudden Debt
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Super? :)

No No No No

This is the Jackass Version ;)


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