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No We Cannes't: Here Is Why The EURUSD Is Plunging

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Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:55 | 1844888 Oh regional Indian
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Italy and Burly Scony are cheap side-shows.

It's Spain/Sud America and Banco, not so blanco Santander (Satan'sdoer) that will light the pyre.

When somethign as bad as spain (economically) is kept assidiously off the news, something stinks.

ORI

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Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:11 | 1844967 paarsons
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I'm shall listen to the Bee Gees and go to bed.

Good night, ladies.

I'm all fucked up.

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Fri, 11/04/2011 - 18:40 | 1846834 Buck Johnson
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This weekend is going to be telling.  As one market commentator has said on CNBC, the market has moved onto Italy now and that problem makes Greece look like a friday afternoon correction.  After seeing what is being pushed on the holders of Greek bonds that they "voluntarily" give up 50% (which is low anyway) many are getting out of sovereigns because they see a similar thing happening with all the PIIGS and possibly other countries.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:55 | 1844889 GeneMarchbanks
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The meeting held will now be infamously known as: THE PAIN IN NORTHERN SPAIN.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:58 | 1844908 Nascent_Variable
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The pain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, while the gains rain on the banksters, for shame.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:12 | 1844927 TruthInSunshine
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No we Cant(or)?

O(bummer).

Boehner fader.

 

Two 'party,' false left-right illusion, with each 'side' financed by and working for the exact same entities (i.e. NOT the American People) purposefully steamrolls Amerika (the nation formerly known as America).

 

And, oh yes, Italy is fine! Italy is fine! Do not bet against or move your money from Italy. /s

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:08 | 1844955 GeneMarchbanks
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What did you expect? These imfers can't be sane.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:25 | 1845278 tsx500
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insane !

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:01 | 1844922 Two dogs
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That's ok then - I live in the south.  

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:21 | 1845008 dearth vader
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The PAIN in SPAIN STAYS PLAINLY out of the MAIN stream media.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:55 | 1844890 Ancona
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What the fuck happenned to all the guys who still have balls in Europe? Have they gone in to hiding or something?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:07 | 1844950 blueridgeviews
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What guys are you apeaking about? I can't name one in the past 20 years.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:34 | 1845093 TheSheepWolf
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I like Czech president - Klaus. He is at least the biggest Euro sceptic. When there is a chance he has to says something negative about Eurozone. 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:55 | 1844891 holdbuysell
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They're gonna kick the can down the road until all other storms, such as the US and China all line up.

The mushroom cloud will be seen from the Andromeda galaxy.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:57 | 1844901 Oh regional Indian
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Seriously HBS. The chess pieces move ever so slowly on the Grand Chessboard, but when it all lines up, Cheqe mate!

ORI

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:03 | 1844926 holdbuysell
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Occam's Razor would indicate that these leaders really are just trying to hold on to their last breath...

...but part of me (the skeptical, cynical side) thinks they're lining it up on purpose, simultaneously putting all people around the world in a horribly suffering position, begging for help, denouncing their respective leadership...

...only to have Soros et. al step from the shadows to rule all.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:34 | 1845090 Oh regional Indian
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Absolutely HBS. It's happening at warp speed in India right now.

The goons will soon be saying hell-ow to their new, kindly, whitey masters.

ORI

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:40 | 1845118 Hephasteus
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I think it's been too long since india reminded you what a bitch she can be.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:59 | 1845394 Oh regional Indian
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Heck no Heph, it's all around me every day. Liek watching an epic tragedy unfold. No reminder neded, it's everywhere.

ORI

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:36 | 1845541 earleflorida
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indeed,... "There's a divinity that shapes our Ends" [hamlet/shakespeare] - or rather, "to be, or not to be" -

unfortunately the sage,' barbed words', have been flesh'd-out on "hopium"? 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:56 | 1844895 paarsons
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It's plunging now.

Five minuntes later it will surge.

It's all fucked up.

So what's a boy to do?

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Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:10 | 1844962 Arius
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buy low - sell high thats the axiom i go by ...

and dont forget Peter Lynch advice:  buy things you understand ...

one thing is for sure in the long run things will be okay (we all will be dead) ... enjoy while you still can ... :-)

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:46 | 1845151 11b40
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You can buy "things" you understand all day long, but still not understand why the stock prices move the way they do.  Plus, buying what you understand implies investing to me...a very dangerous concept in today's market.  It seems only the momo boys are making any headway, and being liquid at the end of the day is a pretty good idea.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:56 | 1844898 fonzanoon
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the beatings will continue until morale improves

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:56 | 1844899 Nascent_Variable
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Exactly what gets accomplished by provoking China?

I'm starting to think the central planners are secretly suicidal.  They can't live with themselves, and deep down, they want it to end.

It's the only rational explanation.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:57 | 1844904 Cult_of_Reason
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The most funny headline is:

*Berlusconi: IMF Offered Us Funds, We Rejected

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:24 | 1845028 IrritableBowels
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Relax. I've never heard that asshat to recommend physical. He's talking about the cheap paper game. By and hold.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:39 | 1845114 bonderøven-farm ass
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Naw, the clown's just late for the opening act.......

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:58 | 1844906 NOTW777
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1.3875 resistance held; next up 1.3650

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:58 | 1844909 pragmatic hobo
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weird ... greeks have the EU by the balls yet they just won't squeeze it hard enough ...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:22 | 1845016 Mitzibitzi
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That's cos they're enjoying the reach-a-round too much to spoil it just yet.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:58 | 1844910 NEOSERF
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IMF "assessing" italy is not "fixing" italy...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:59 | 1844911 homersimpson
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I lift my FAZ shares in honor of the EURUSD plunge!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:32 | 1845081 IrritableBowels
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Me too. Thinking about staying in over the weekend? It was good last time...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:59 | 1844912 NOTW777
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waiting for the next MF

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:01 | 1844925 GeneMarchbanks
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JEF no question in my mind, going batshit--- them not me I'm smilin. Something wicked this way comes....

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:06 | 1844944 fasTTcar
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Most of the MF's are in Cannes right now.

 

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Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:59 | 1844913 Dr. Engali
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Good Lord an IMF protectorate. How pathetic. Is there anybody left in the political world with any balls?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:04 | 1844916 Dick Darlington
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Berlusconi headlines:

*BERLUSCONI SAYS HE THANKED IMF FOR MONETARY OFFER; `NOT NEEDED'

*BERLUSCONI SAYS ITALY REFUSED MONETARY HELP FROM IMF

*BERLUSCONI SAYS ITALY NOT GIVING UP ANY SOVEREIGNTY TO IMF

*BERLUSCONI SAYS IT'S `MENTALLY ILL' TO ABANDON MAJORITY

*BERLUSCONI SAYS PARLIAMENTARY REBELS WILL RETURN TO FOLD

*BERLUSCONI SAYS HE CONTINUES TO HAVE `SOLID MAJORITY'

*BERLUSCONI SAYS NO OTHER FIGURE IN ITALY CAN LEAD COUNTRY

*BERLUSCONI SAYS HE FEELS `OBLIGED' TO CARRY ON IN OFFICE

*BERLUSCONI SAYS ITALY HAS NEVER HAD TROUBLE SERVICING DEBT

*BERLUSCONI SAYS DEBT NEVER PRESENTED PROBLEMS UNTIL NOW

*BERLUSCONI SAYS ITALIAN  BANKS ARE SOLID, THRIFTY FAMILIES

*BERLUSCONI SAYS ITALY HAS `HEREDITARY' HIGH DEBT

 Berlusconi Says Italy Not Living Severe Economic Crisis

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:08 | 1844951 Dr. No
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"It seems in today's world the power to absolve debt is greater than the power of forgiveness."

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:00 | 1844917 lizzy36
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Italy is like a game show. With hot x-porn stars and stippers playing the role of cabinet ministers.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:05 | 1844934 TruthInSunshine
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And then it is discovered that HIV-AIDS is running ramapant, and they have to shut the production down.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:10 | 1844941 GeneMarchbanks
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If by 'hot' you mean debauched surgery obsessed humanoids, then yes absolutely. One thing is sure, we'll have someone or other end up with prolapsed sphincter form all the pegging going on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_%28sexual_practice%29

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:00 | 1844918 treemagnet
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When the kicked can doesn't budge somebody's gonna have a broken toe.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:00 | 1844919 fajensen
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Some of us, taxpayers mostly, believe that "how impossible any form of organized decision-making is in Europe," is a Good Thing because that happens to be the only factor delaying the orgy of looting that Team OhBummah and the European banksters think is sound fiscal management. 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:01 | 1844923 Milestones
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There is not a person in either the E.U. or the USA who could lead a pygmy blowgun squad. Gawd!!!    Milestones

Sat, 11/05/2011 - 01:38 | 1847928 FlyPaper
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How about a British-educated pygmy?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:04 | 1844930 Mongo
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Don't forget that Italy owns France ~380 billion Euros...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:04 | 1844932 YesWeKahn
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Robo missing for three days. This is worrisome.

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