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North Korea Has Allegedly Tested Nuclear Warheads For Iran

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What is one sure thing sure to set triggerhappy warmonger fingers in the US and Israel on Defcon 1 more than the word Iran? The words Iran and North Korea. How about three nouns that will send crude soaring by at least $10 the second a CL trading algo sees them fly across Bloomberg? Try "Iran" "North Korea" and "Nukes." And if the following report just released by the Wiener Zeitung is even remotely correct, then Israel, the military industrial complex, and crude are all about to go ballistic, not necessarily in that order. 

According to one of Europe's most famous newspapers, which in turn references a report in Welt am Sontag, North Korea has conducted at least two nuclear warhead tests in 2010, of which was on behalf of Iran. "This could mean that with North Korea's help Tehran may already have a tested nuclear warhead....According to the newspaper "Welt am Sonntag", this assumption is based on data from the Organization of the contract for the Comprehensive Nuclear Test Ban. Accordingly, the Swedish nuclear physicist Lars-Erik De Geer uses data from monitoring stations in South Korea, Japan and Russia and believes that North Korea instead of uranium, used plutonium in two prior secret tests as far back as in 2006 and 2009." What is striking here is the effluvience of meaningless innuendo and baseless allegations. But this certain plant may well be the false flag straw that breaks the camel's back. While it is unclear if it was planted by the US or Israel is irrelevant, it has one simple mission - to preempt even more irrationality by Iran, a day after its parliamentary election has put president Ahmedinajad in power vacuum limbo, with his chief opponent gaining vast popular support. Which is precisely what is needed to validate a response.

More from the Austrians, google translated:

The longtime director of the Policy Planning Staff in the German Defense Ministry, Hans Rühle, writes in the "Welt am Sonntag" that "some of which now go out intelligence that North Korea has actually conducted a nuclear test in 2010, at least for Iran.

Supposedly this means that all military operations now will take for granted that the axis of uber-evil, i.e., North Korea and Iran, now just can't wait to shoot ICBMs at every capital in the "free and democratic" western world, just because they "hate it for its freedoms" [sic].

One does not have to be a rocket scientist to realize that this is simply yet another media fallback alibi to justify an offensive incursion into Iran, if and when it is required. The only question is if the global deflationary collapse (ala Lehman) will happen before or after, which in turn, as John Taylor wrote a few days ago, will then be promptly followed by the (luckily) terminal central planning hyper-reflation experiment.

In the meantime, let the crude liberation begin.

h/t JohnGaltFla

 

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Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:20 | 2221152 t_kAyk
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you idiot.  krugman sez all war is bullish, so shut up and watch the funny money get BLOWED UP

 

/sarc

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:27 | 2221063 cherry picker
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Ever since the term "Axis of Evil" was coined, North Korea, Iran and Iraq have been in the cross hairs.

I am just an ordinary person and I see and hear a lot that just doesn't add up.  I fear that those itching to pull the trigger will "leak" to the press anything to justify the means to do so. 

Has anyone ever thought to really try and make peace with these countries like they are doing with the Taliban now?

I feel sorry for the innocent who will become, dead, wounded or displaced in the near future, on all sides of the conflict while the leaders orchestrate this madness from the comfort of their ivory towers.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:25 | 2221240 Uchtdorf
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+1MM

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:12 | 2221304 the tower
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... and this time some of the dead, wounded or displaced might be in New York, LA, or Washington, when someone gets so pissed off that he detonates a dirty bomb in one of these cities...

We are now messing with very dangerous situations, in a very dangerous time, and the people that are doing the messing are either psychopaths, or old men that have nothing to lose, or both...

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:40 | 2221733 HurricaneSeason
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It's not "nothing to lose" it's "everything to win". There is no other way they can make the extreme profits of war. They need to start another war. They can make terrible products and nobody will complain or ask for a refund. A gallon of gas for $1000 per gallon and you can pay a Pakastani next to nothing to deliver it 500 miles as long as you show some restraint and lack of arrogance by not shooting up too many Pakistanis or destroying their infrastructure too badly. Like they say, at least most of the needless destruction is over there.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:27 | 2221064 Lost Wages
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Is the government even trying at propaganda anymore?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:28 | 2221066 lizzy36
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Where is curveball when you need him.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:54 | 2221204 TruthInSunshine
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There are dozens of new curveballs, being prepared to sell their stories to the proxy media, who will do their best to stir the passions on the march towards war against the external threat (i.e. rally around the flag time).

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:20 | 2221698 CrockettAlmanac.com
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The MEK is the new curveball. They supplied the "evidence" used by the IAEA to suggest that Iran is working on a nuke. Yes, folks, we live in a world where American politicians insist that information developed by the mujahedin and propagated through an "international organization" takes precedence over the statements of our own intelligence agencies and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs who say that Iran has no nukes.

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:35 | 2221069 palmereldritch
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The Illuminati must be getting desperate.

When all else fails, wheel out North Korea [insert *strikethrough* boogey man ]

Edit: I guess that Saudi Arabia thing wasn't sticking OR North Korea is sitting on an ocean of texas tea...

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:29 | 2221071 holdbuysell
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"North Korea suspends nuclear activities, takes food aid"

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/02/29/us-north-korea-suspends-nuclear-activities/?test=latestnews

What exactly is going on here?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:31 | 2221074 johngaltfla
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If you have 5 produced and ready to go, why make any more? Get some Fruity Pebbles shipped over, fresh porn, and act nice while Iran gets attacked for no damned good reason and without a declaration of war.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 15:37 | 2222188 mkkby
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We are taking a huge gamble that NK, Pak, China or Russia haven't given Iran a bomb.  Those 3 carrier groups bunched together like sitting ducks, close to 3 shores...  can be taken out by one bomb. 

Any military strategist with one functioning brain cell knows those ships need to be far offshore.  There they are out of harms way and their planes can attack at a very long distance.

Maybe that's the plan.  Sacrifice a few carriers to justify their war.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:29 | 2221073 The Shootist
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But, Ron Paul says there's no evidence that Iran has anything close to a bomb. Now, I like the guy, but we know the N Koreans have it... isn't it plausible they or Pakistanis could share the technology. I don't know, I still don't want to go to war over spilt milk.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:31 | 2221171 tickhound
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This isn't about the bomb.  If it wasn't the bomb it would be something else. This is about justifying a possible pre-emptive strike over resources and trade routes using an old hollywood script we've all already read.   

That way the suckers have something else to lean on other than 'moral authority' and 'evil people' since 'in the name of freedom and democracy' prolly won't quite cut it this time.

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:46 | 2221650 samsara
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Yep

"This is about justifying a possible pre-emptive strike over resources and trade routes using an old hollywood script we've all already read. "

AND just yesterday the headline was?

Iran Announces Huge Oil Field Discovery

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:38 | 2221258 CryingBear
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lmao, u got junked 14 times in a row because you said Ron Paul might be wrong

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 06:01 | 2221375 shuckster
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I think what Ron Paul is trying to say is that Iran won't use the weapons on us, and that if they do have them, what difference does it make... Pakistan has them and Pakistan has repeatedly said it would use them against the US in the event of war

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:23 | 2221703 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Ron Paul says there's no evidence that Iran has anything close to a bomb.

 

He's quoting the statement by all US intelligence agencies and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs. Only the IAEA has said that Iran is working on nukes and that is based on documents provided by the mujahedin.

Who do you trust more, the Pentagon or the mujahedin?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:32 | 2221075 Publicus
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It is obvious Iran already has plenty of nukes and is building more ASAP to defend itself.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 09:47 | 2221243 i-dog
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How do you "defend yourself" with a nuke? A nuke is a MAD deterrent against aggression, not a defensive weapon. Whether you have 1 or 6,000 makes little difference.

We really need a better class of troll around here! Can you get one of your more experienced blog jockeys to fill in for you?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:05 | 2221589 zerozulu
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You don't need plenty of nukes to defend but the perception that you might have one.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:34 | 2221081 Banjo
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I think... We need to bomb some country. Seems to be the best way to spread democracy and freedom.

The Iranians and or Koreans will throw flowers at EU and US troops.

Long Blackwater and MI Complex.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:36 | 2221086 johngaltfla
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LOL, it would help Obama's ratings in the polls. Good enough reason to kill a few hundred thousand civilians, er, collateral damage units.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:18 | 2221131 Theta_Burn
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Polls are for proles

The way they are fucking with Iran is obvious, The restraint they have shown so far is commendable.

Rheteric is being turned up to a boil http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/mar/02/israel-plans-test-missile-system-obama-talks

These psychos will get their war, then what?, bomb again in 2 yrs when the Iranians rebuild? and every 2 yrs after that?

As scary as all this is, the potential here is much much worse..You are dealing with Benjamin Netanyahu here, what do you think he will do when the first volly of Fajr-3 missles Kills 1000's of Israelis? if this goes down it will go nuclear in a week

We will all have skin in this game

 

 

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 15:45 | 2222218 mkkby
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This is all about the petro dollar.  We need the Saudis to be scared of a neighbor, so they'll let us "protect them" (yeah, right) and get oil for our printed monopoly money in exchange.

We may indeed bomb them to reduce the immediate threat, but we won't destroy them as a future threat.  That would defeat the purpose.

It's all about US interests.  Worthless fiat for a valuable resource.  Any other justification is BS.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:34 | 2221325 Banjo
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That "kinetic military actions" can be hard on the locals sometimes.

 

But you know what they say you can't scramble an egg without breaking some eggs.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:07 | 2221219 Antipodeus
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And don't forget:  "It'll all be over by Christmas."  ;]

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:25 | 2221704 CrockettAlmanac.com
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You got a little Mayan in you?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 13:55 | 2221894 unrulian
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want one?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 14:14 | 2221956 CrockettAlmanac.com
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No, thank you. I've given up Mayans for Lent.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:38 | 2221092 stateside
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As Scooby would say,,,,,rah...row....raggy!

stateside

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:44 | 2221098 walcott
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Make it loud...


Apocalypse Now..Ride Of The Valkyries

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI

in the end fuck a bunch of salpheads and mullahs...

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:15 | 2221143 Theta_Burn
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No luck that you will be @ ground Zero eh?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 13:57 | 2221905 unrulian
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are you in the military? didn't i see you in a video pissing in afganistan?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:47 | 2221100 q99x2
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I guess the article about N. Korea shutting down its nuclear defense and enrichment facilities was true. They sold it for lunch money to Iran.

It all makes perfect sense now.

Does the market go up or down during nuclear war? Or, do you think it will stay at Dow 13,000?

It would not be unusual for the ticker tape of the free market to end at 13,000 since war-like social events seem to be occuring according to coincidental numbers.

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:34 | 2221326 Fedaykinx
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bullish

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:47 | 2221103 non_anon
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no such fanfare when India and Pakistan became nuclear powers

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:51 | 2221108 The Shootist
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True, but they didn't threaten one of our allies. BTW, didn't Pakistan steal the tech?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:17 | 2221146 CompassionateFascist
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Yizroel is "our ally". Thanx for comic relief.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:21 | 2221155 The Shootist
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Oh there you are you NAZI.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:28 | 2221167 Bringin It
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At the FC, you get a kick in the balls whenever you are the first to resort to 'Nazi'.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:51 | 2221273 Lednbrass
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One hardly needs to be a Nazi to think Israel is not an ally. Where were their troops in Korea? Vietnam? Gulf Fracas I? Bosnia? Somalia?  Iraq? Afghanistan? Any fight the US has ever been in?

I cant seem to find a single case of military involvement with Israel beyond them attacking one of our ships and being a military aid welfare case. If you consider that an ally, fine its your opinion but mine is that with "allies" like that who needs enemies?

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:59 | 2221672 lakecity55
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Paraphrasing DeGaulle: "Israel has no friends, only interests."

Sorry, but as a military man, the Israelis showed me all I need to know when they attacked the USS Liberty and left our sailors to die.

Israel has raised Blackmail to an artform.

No, I am not anti-Jew; only anti-Zionist.

Ron Paul for President.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:23 | 2221314 besnook
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go back and tell them they need to send someone smarter than you to this board. huffnpuffers or yahoo is more your speed.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:36 | 2221174 palmereldritch
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"BTW, didn't Pakistan steal the tech?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Qadeer_Khan

The investigation exposed Israeli businessman turned engineer Asher Karni as having sold component of centrifugal devices to Khan's associates and its roots were also found in aiding Israeli nuclear program as well.[44] Karni was the source providing electronic materials to Israeli nuclear programme to Pakistan's nuclear development.[44] Tahir was arrested in Malaysia in May 2004 under a Malaysian law allowing for the detention of individuals posing a security threat.[44]

In September 2005, Musharraf revealed that after two years of questioning Khan — which the Pakistan government insisted on doing itself without outside intervention — that they had confirmed that Khan had supplied centrifuge parts to North Korea.

Which leads to:

 http://article.wn.com/view/2012/02/06/Diplomat_Says_Pakistan_Will_Retali...

"A diplomat based in Islamabad said on Sunday that an Israeli attack on Iran would force Pakistan to support a Iranian response, according to the Israeli website Ynetnews.com. The diplomat did not say if the Pakistani retaliation would be diplomatic or involve a conventional military or nuclear response. Although estimates of Pakistan’s nuclear stockpile vary, it is believed the Islamic country has between 70 and 90 warheads."

Hakuna matata, dumb ass

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:17 | 2221310 non_anon
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Pakistan's chief nuclear scientist, Abdul Qadeer Khan, has confessed to sharing nuclear technology with Iran, Libya, and North Korea in a 12-page document presented to President Pervez Musharraf, according to a briefing given by government officials in Islamabad.

http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0202/p07s02-wosc.html

also, it astounds me that nukes weren't used btwn. Pakistan and India over Kashmir

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:49 | 2221106 bill1102inf
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you do realize that so called N Korean ICBMs have a commodore 64 refurbished  by china down by the river as its guidance computer and when the soviets sold them the boosters they only put enough fuel in them to just NOT make it into orbit right?  And that the second one of those things were fired, our Sattelite Laser Defense System will roast it seconds after launch, meanwhile a B2 Stealth bomber will be pooping out nuke after nuke after nuke after nuke after nuke completely undetered over NK or Iran, or, if they are bored, both countries in one run.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 05:59 | 2221374 BigInJapan
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"you do realize that so called N Korean ICBMs have a commodore 64 refurbished  by china down by the river as its guidance computer and when the soviets sold them the boosters they only put enough fuel in them to just NOT make it into orbit right?"

You had me right up 'till missile defense. Big ol' belly laughs!

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 07:46 | 2221430 Element
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our Sattelite Laser Defense System

 

Firstly, learn how to spell satellite, and secondly, the Empire does not have a constellation of Death Stars.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:52 | 2221111 j12t
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A human translation of the paragraph you quoted:

The longtime director of the Policy Planning Staff in the German Defense Ministry, Hans Rühle, writes in the "Welt am Sonntag" that "some intelligence services now work under the assumption that North Korea indeed has conducted at least one nuclear test for Iran in 2010.

Which is a bit different and less definitive than what you quoted. Figure I point that out ...

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:26 | 2221242 Kipper und Wipp...
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Is whoever down-arrowed you for that fluent in German?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:29 | 2221246 Uchtdorf
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vielen dank

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 01:55 | 2221114 alexwest
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#Accordingly, the Swedish nuclear physicist Lars-Erik De Geer uses data from monitoring stations in South Korea, Japan and Russia
#

LIAR LAIR , PANTS ON FIRE

excuse me.. how did 'Swedish nuclear physicist' get access to TOP #UCKING DATA IN RUSSIA ?

everything that has 'nuclear' word attached is top secret in Russia.. it was, has been , and will be ... you dont have thousands nuclear war heads just for fun.

try to get this info in USA

alx

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:04 | 2221124 Cast Iron Skillet
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"try to get this info in USA" ... and you'll be marked as a terrorist and get tracked by drones for the rest of your (now shorter) life.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:36 | 2221179 barliman
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The composition of the IAEA is remarkably diverse.

They have nuclear testing monitoring stations worldwide - including in Russia.

The data gathered is made available to select researchers on a global basis.

North Korea is sponsored by China. Russia has no objection to providing data that embarasses China.

barliman

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:50 | 2221333 AnAnonymous
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North Korea is sponsored by China. Russia has no objection to providing data that embarasses China.

____________________________________________________

Really?

North Korea has proven one thing. They are not on the US citizen short list for being dealt with in a near future.

Lately, Russia sustained flak for blocking UN resolution, caught in the free press limelight, while China had the same position and received much less.

So, yes, maybe, this 'revelation' embarasses NK and through them, China. NK has proven that they know how to get the best out of those little 'revelations' in terms of foreign policy accomodation.

But the 'revelation' also embarasses Iran, a much deeper burning this time.

Iran is the hot point today, the must do on US citizen list.

And Iran is strongly linked to Russia, in a manner wanted more obvious by US citizens as shown by the last free press campaign.

Silly Russians. They have no restraining from sinking NK to embarass China. Including when the revelation damages their own interests even more.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 06:05 | 2221377 barliman
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Change of perspective ...

Russia wants Iran dependent upon Russia. It is not a stretch to say that Russia does not want Iran to have nuclear weapons. They have lots of fuel they could provide - but then the Iranians might provide one or two to friends that would use them in Russia.

The North Koreans supporting Iran leads back to the same potential of Russia being targeted by weapons sourced from Iran to people hostile to others. It is also in Russia's interest to put this "intelligence" out in the public eye if it is true as a means of forcing China's hand.

My view is Obama is being pressured by Saudi Arabia and other Middle Eastern states to "solve" the Iran problem. If he does, they will honor Saudi Arabia's promise to keep oil below $ 100/barrel. If he doesn't, they will have a lot more money and their oil to use as a means of acheiving 'parity' with Iran.

Do you truly believe a Mafia state like Russia gives a shit what is said in the press?

barliman

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 07:25 | 2221419 AnAnonymous
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What change of perspective?

Among the four involved nations, China, Iran, North Korea, Russia, the 'revelation' is the hottest for Iran as it nullifies their public relation declarations.

Iran is the one sitting on the powder keg right now, not North Korea that has shown in the past its capacity to get the most out of these situations.

I doubt that Russians believe for one second that a 'freed' Iran will be dependent on the Russians and not US citizen nations.

And that 'revelation' serves much more the interests of those who want to 'free' Iran than it serves keeping Iran under russian yoke.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 07:58 | 2221434 AnAnonymous
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Do you truly believe a Mafia state like Russia gives a shit what is said in the press?

_________________________________________________

Funny how US citizens are naturally leant to reverse certain kind of relation.

Propaganda is designed to serve the interests of the propagandist. If the topic of the propaganda is different from the propagandist, propaganda seldom serves the interests of the target.

That assumption is like claiming that Iraq should not bother about what the free press wrote about WMDs and such.

What Russia is does not matter.

What matters is who the progagandist is. Is that propagandist used to build up tales to justify war?
One can easily understand why Russia has to get concerned about what the free press tells.

Propaganda is usually meant to serve the interests of the propagandist. Not the reverse.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 10:23 | 2221538 DOT
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The purpose of propoganda is to defeat reason.................but you know that, don't you ?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 15:35 | 2222186 barliman
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If you only view what stories you see in the media as being the work of only one country ...

... you need a change of perspective. You assign the motives behind this article to fit your world view.

It is "hottest for Iran" in a 'game of checkers' world view.

The world and the actions of nation states do not fit into a simplistic paradigm analysis model.

barliman

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 08:40 | 2221435 Element
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It is not a stretch to say that Russia does not want Iran to have nuclear weapons.

 

Of course they don't want Iran to have a-bombs, they aren't fools, but they don't have a say in that either.

At the moment all these countries in the region (and also DPRK, despite recent moves to obtain food aid) are bound into an alliance of mutual necessity against NATO as the 'friendly' face shopfront for US strategic moves.

After Libya, Egypt, Yemen, Bahrain and Syria, they all know they must hang together or hang separately, so combine forces and strategy to provide mutual support, to lever the USA and NATO out of the region, permanently.

A regional proxy-war has been coming for some time and now it can not be avoided any longer.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 15:51 | 2222235 barliman
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" ... but they don't have a say in that either."

Remember Vladimir Putin?  de facto leader of Russia? Oppressor of Chechnya? Has actively interfered on a multitude of levels to effect change in multiple nation states?

"After Libya, Egypt, Yemen, Bahrain and Syria ..." - What role did America take to initiate destabilization any of those countries?  Beyond Obambi diffidently doing all he could to not do anything? The only "active" hand America used was drones in Yemen - but the 'outside agitators' had been there for years before they allowed America's use of drones.

A regional war has been constantly brewing in the Middle East over the last 700 years. A new one will have more complex roots than just the USA and NATO.

barliman

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:00 | 2221120 yogibear
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"North Korea suspends nuclear activities, takes food aid"

The New World order leaders need a  diversion from the economic problems. Another money-making war.


Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:10 | 2221128 bob_dabolina
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There are white people in Switzerland making black holes and anti-matter.

Nuclear weapons are soooooo 1950's technology.

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:51 | 2221335 AnAnonymous
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Wake me up when it grows into bombs.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:11 | 2221137 Dead Canary
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Whoa dude. Sometimes reality just happens, ya-know.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:13 | 2221139 tmosley
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If Iran had tested a nuke through NK, they would have brought another home to test to show that they were now a nuclear power.

The policeman of the world doesn't attack countries that can defend themselves.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:13 | 2221140 web bot
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This may be the false flag that web bot technology has been surfacing. If linguistics are to be believed, then we're looking at a nuclear incident within days.

(I'm not associated with the web bot people.)

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:31 | 2221170 Bringin It
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Link?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 10:01 | 2221516 web bot
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Check the links to the right...

http://halfpasthuman.com/

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:13 | 2221141 Coldfire
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Lies.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:19 | 2221150 lolmao500
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And even better, March 7 is approaching... Full moon, while Russia is in the middle of big trouble because of the election and the day of Purim...

Purim (Hebrew:  ???????? (help·info) Pûrîm "lots", from the word pur,[2] related to Akkadian p?ru) is a Jewish holiday that commemorates the deliverance of the Jewish people in the ancient Persian Empire from destruction in the wake of a plot by Haman, a story recorded in the Biblical Book of Esther (Megillat Esther).

2012 : March 7-8...

March 5 : Obama meets Bibi.

Shit about to get real people.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:04 | 2221200 BlackholeDivestment
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...the laborer of the harvest would plant the seed and it had a lifetime to grow. That measure of time is over.

The time of the Great Tribulation is here, at the door. The planting of the seed of a lifetime has ended. There is only the quickening of prophecy and the confirmation of those that shall be converted as a result of having heard the prophetic warning and are about to live and witness it in short order. If this were not the case, then the prophecy would be false and the signs upon this generation just ironic. Lol. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPZCEmWEwVk&feature=channel_video_title 

http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/read/index.php?pageid=seism_read&rid=232346 

http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/read/index.php?pageid=seism_read&rid=232415 

 8.8 2/27/2010 http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eqinthenews/2010/us2010tfan/ 

9.0 3/11/2011 http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eqinthenews/2011/usc0001xgp/ 

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/the-hum-leaves-village-ears-ringing-185609.html 

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203986604577259213579683978.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:26 | 2221164 covsire
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Do you realize they refer to Israel as the "little satan" and the US as the "big satan"?  Do you really think, even if Israel were out of the picture, radical islam would stop there? 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:33 | 2221323 besnook
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this chicken and egg query is easy. i'll explain it to you. radical islam is a creation of israel and the usa. when radical islam was successfully created the new creation began to call israel and th eusa little satan and big satan. is it clear now. it is ad hominem blowback because we called them and treated them like sand niggers, towel heads, camel jockeys.

by the way, israel has always been that little punk kid on the playground that makes himself such a nuisance while hiding behind the teacher's skirt that someone eventually pounds the sht out of him because it becomes the right thing to do.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 08:25 | 2221453 Optimusprime
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Your comment: "radical islam is a creation of israel" may need emendation.  I read somewhere that the British supported the early growth of Wahabism.  Same gantg of thieves, of course.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:26 | 2221165 Caviar Emptor
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Look I've tested many nukes for foreign powers in my time. And the way to do it is not to make it public. That alone makes me suspicious of a hoax. You always need a diversion like a tsunami and a nuclear power plant that supposedly went off line. 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:34 | 2221175 Caviar Emptor
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And by the way, if we invade Iran we'll be in Teheran within 4 days and the war will be over and the people of Iran will rejoice and start acting like Americans the next day. And Our superior cultural sensitivity dept has already notifed McDonald's Corp not to include McRib Sandwiches on the menu there. We'll turn 'em into mall rats yet, just watch. 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:44 | 2221190 barliman
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Close

Until the crackdowns of the last several years, the youth of Iran had become very westernized and eager to leave the "Khomeni revolution" behind. They have since had the opportunity to observe firsthand that they do not live in a democracy and the current regime is perfectly fine with killing their own people in the streets. Iranians are Persians and not Arabs. While the regime is based on religious fanaticism, there have been lots of reports from non-Western sources documenting the differences in worldview between Iranians and "people in the street" of the various Arab nations.

barliman

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:48 | 2221196 Caviar Emptor
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We should arm them in that case. And fund it through the local heroin trade. Standard

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:58 | 2221211 BlackholeDivestment
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Lol, Iran Contra not so far away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:23 | 2221233 barliman
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Two words: "Smart Power"

The Obambi administration has been unwilling to take any stand supporting the dissident movements in Iran in any way, shape or form - including refusing to denounce the killing of innocent bystanders so they would not create barriers to negotiations with the Iranian regime.

This has been covered extensively by Tyler in the two years and eleven weeks you have been a member.

barliman

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:53 | 2221339 AnAnonymous
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That they have been 'westernized', maybe.

But that their 'westernization' brings the fruits they expect from it is another story.

No matter the angle they choose, it wont change the expectations and the demands US citizens have on the geographical space Iranians occupy.

The nineteenth century lecture, in short.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 06:20 | 2221381 barliman
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Ok ...

Note that for three years, Iran was on the Obambi administration's back burner as noted in my post just above.

Then note that about a month or so ago, the Saudi's 'promise' to keep oil below $ 100/barrel.

In the last four weeks, the Obambi administration starts talking tough to Iran. (Discounting the nonsense Valerie Jarret is leaking to the press - she didn't want OBL killed)

Then take this statement I made to you above: "My view is Obama is being pressured by Saudi Arabia and other Middle Eastern states to "solve" the Iran problem. If he does, they will honor Saudi Arabia's promise to keep oil below $ 100/barrel. If he doesn't, they will have a lot more money and their oil to use as a means of acheiving 'parity' with Iran."

I know people across the political spectrum. I don't know of any "demands US citizens have on the geographical space Iranians occupy".  I have read articles in non-Western media about how concerned the Middle Eastern states are about Iran having nuclear weapons.

barliman

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 08:00 | 2221438 AnAnonymous
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OPEC can control oil price?

You mean that they have the capacity to beat any side effect of QEs?

Up to the stars and beyond, infinite growth, here we come, as brought to you courtesy of US citizens.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 15:59 | 2222257 barliman
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OPEC can control the price of oil.

Petrodollars are still a force to be reckoned with in the markets. If you are willing to short the uptrend , have the cash or its equivalent on hand to support your play and view short term losses that save you money on not having a serious, all out arms race in the region ... yeah, you can control the price of oil.

barliman

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:37 | 2221639 gwar5
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Read some of your many posts on this subject, you seem really distraught about America citizens. Pious much? Please separate the citizens from the government, insofar as we are also subjects of an imperial banking system virus that came from Europe.

As for warmongering, recall that the whole point of the EU was to prevent "European (global?) citizens" from killing each other after 400 years of constant war. And Europe did oh so well colonizing the New World and the Far East without a single drop of indigenous blood. The Napoleanic wars were a bright spot compared to your two World Wars started by your grandfathrs before Americans were asked to get involved. So, if those pesky genocidal Yugoslavians act up again, please don't call us to clean up the mess in your own feckless backyard. And, if you start another war with Libya to secure their oil for your own collapsing banker experiments, the phone is unplugged, we're busy.   

The former Eastern European Soviet Bloc countries may not share your view, but no matter, we American citizens will gladly remove all our military from EU soil and you can pay the extra 2.5% GDP straw-in-the-camel's-back costs of defending yourselves since we're already broke. War is hell, get over it.

BTW, Keep paying those European "citizenism" climate change taxes. It's working already! Because of you, global warming has been stopped in it's tracks  -- for the last 15 years according to Phil Jones, East Anglia University. Please don't miss a payment or we're all doomed. Thank you for saving us. 

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:50 | 2221757 AnAnonymous
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European citizenism? Made me laugh.

European nations have adopted US citizenism ('Americanism') as a system.

Why call that European citizenism as the US of A was the first nation of the world to emerge and adopt that system, right?

The nineteenth century colonialism is a byproduct of US citizenism. Bear with it.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 14:37 | 2222014 gwar5
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I swear, you must be a 14 yo excercising your EU citizenism on Papa's computer. Ever eat a French fry at MacDonalds?  Breaking news: The USA itself is a patchwork of hundreds of years of former outposts and colonies -- of the French, British, Dutch, Spanish, and Russian empires long before the 19th century. Europe invented Colonial mercantilsim. Thanks for the African slave trade, too.

India, Australia, the Middle East, the Carribbean, Africa, China have similar experiences as the USA. Spanish conquest, Belgian Congo, Apartheid SA, Chinese Opium Wars, French Polynesia -- any of those legacies ring a bell?  Ghandi and Indian independence from Britain? Ever wonder why Brazil speaks Portuguese, and the rest of Central and South Americans speak Spanish? 

For real... don't ever miss a single payment of your European (global) citizenism carbon taxes or we all instantly die of global warming. We owe you. There's been no more warming so that's proof.  No one can ever accuse Europe of having invented another colonial scheme to tax the world for their own gain. The Chinese, Indians, and Russians are all knuckle-dragging fools. 

 

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 16:24 | 2222314 Lednbrass
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Im not sure hes european, but that guy is the dumbest sumbitch in the ZH peanut gallery- and that aint easy.

Youre quite correct but I suspect its seriously mentally ill, not worth a rational response.  Verifiable fact is passe for many here, but for that one its garlic to a vampire.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:21 | 2221313 besnook
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iranians don't like the usa so they will likely rejoice with borsht and moo goo gai pan.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:35 | 2221178 JPMorgan
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Seems pretty far fetched and desperate to suggest North Korea tested a nuke for Iran.

What is the proof of the Iranian connection?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:44 | 2221189 PrintPressPimpin
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Lets go poke the hornets nest some more... What a great time to see how the new fearless leader of the greatest korea responds to us yankee imperialist bastards.  You know about first impressions right, especially when you have tens of millions of starving proles to keep in line.  For a long time i thought that Republic of NK would just go off the deep end. Was looking to see the little spat over that island escalate but nothing came of it..  Nonetheless NK seems best left alone.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:07 | 2221203 The Peak Oil Poet
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Blair and Bush and Big John Howard
Sophist, crook and little coward
Sick in mind and word and deed
slaves of fear and fame and greed

Kings they are in their own sight
but kings who never lead a fight
all they know is how to lie
and how to let poor people die

many thousands have they killed
and many coffers have they filled
these men of rank these men of means
these men who've killed so many dreams

they led us to Iraq and war
with lies they led us, lies and more
they sanctioned children to their death
they curry hate with every breath

and soon, who knows, Iran maybe
through secret friends the Israeli
or open warfare waged with nukes
and covered up by lying spooks

and all to keep the dollar strong
and oil flowing right or wrong
the fiat dollar doomed to hell
and oil doomed to peak as well

and housing bubbles due to burst
but that's not all and not the worst
the population's doomed to fall
and climate change will kill us all

and in the midst of all this shit
our lying leaders do their bit
at home they laugh and joke and play
their victims, many, die each day

but do they care? no not one bit
these scumbag leaders full of shit
these men who kill and just with words
these men are cunts these men are turds

Blair and Bush and Big John Howard
Sophist, crook and little coward
killers, thieves, and fucking liars
it's time they wore Soweto tyres

 

pop

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:06 | 2221216 oldman
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Excuse me?

"Google translated'?

Please----------------------     om

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:21 | 2221234 svendthrift
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I assume the source of this absurd story is a cockroach associated with some Zionist pressure group somewhere.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:55 | 2221280 TRN
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CIA fed propaganda.

US owes one to Germany.

Germany can exploit part of the Greek oil South of Crete.

Any questions?

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:05 | 2221296 Heyoka Bianco
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All discerning eyes look to Israel as the source of this crap. They have no hope in a conventional war against Iran without US backing, and even they know a "tactical' nuclear strike against Tehran is an "everybody out of the water" move, so they're the ones who have to gain by the fearmongering.

 

That and the fact that they're just as much radical fundamentalists as any Muslim theocrat or Rick Santorum.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:10 | 2221300 Johnbrown
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Wow this is a dumb story. Come on you warmongering bitches! What are we paying you for, if you can't do better than this? We're supposed to believe this crap?

Seriously?

TAKE IT HOME, AND TRY AGAIN!!

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 04:17 | 2221311 besnook
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riddle me this. the christian zionists want israel destroyed so their god of light and thunder will make an appearance to grant the earth 1000 years of peace. they support everything israel does because they think that whatever israel does  will lead to israel's destruction. the israelis welcome and encourage the christian zionist support because they think the christians are crazy but useful and everything israel does is rational and not  paranoid megalomania, the view of really rational people. who will the usa .gov ultimately support, the btshtcrzy israeli zionists and save israel or the btshtcrzy christian zionists and destroy israel.?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 05:37 | 2221362 jomama
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i can't bring myself to get very excited about 'saving' israel aka terrorist state #1.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 05:54 | 2221372 BigInJapan
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Time to bomb those walking lollipops in North Korea back into the... wait.. hold on a sec...

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 07:10 | 2221403 CryingBear
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I don't understand why we are having arguments. We are U.S.A., we can destroy every person living outside of the U.S.A. in 1-day.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 07:13 | 2221405 fiddy pence haf...
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this smells like a US government faux 'wikileak'.

If it plays on Faux News, then it is, for sure.

 

I know why folks are discussing Japan, as being a similar case of injustice.

There's a lot of bullcrap on these pages, but nobody

has said, as far as I can tell, that the Pearl Harbour attack was allowed

to happen because of the desire not to raise the alarm about US

codebreakers, and probably as a causus bellus.

The US then used the attack to go to war, and I think much the same is being

said about the twin thing in NY. what date was that?

However, attacking Iran based on falsehoods is Iraq, Part 2.

 

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 07:34 | 2221423 eddiebe
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Some of you may remember this song...http:    //www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Fe797IL04

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 08:03 | 2221441 Colonial Intent
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Japanese Embargo:

Southern resource area is now mostly chinese, northern resource area is now purely russian.

America has only a small slice of the southern resource area.

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 08:10 | 2221446 zilverreiger
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The article is based on undfunded speculation:

From an article in nature

"Ausgelöst hat diese Debatte ein Bericht der renommierten Fachzeitschrift „Nature“ im vergangenen Monat. Hierin werden Erkenntnisse des schwedischen Nuklearphysikers Lars-Erik de Geer vorgestellt, der für die Swedish Defence Research Agency in Stockholm Radioisotope in der Atmosphäre erforscht. De Geer hatte Daten ausgewertet, die von verschiedenen Messstationen in Südkorea, Japan und Russland im Auftrag der Organisation des Vertrags über das umfassende Verbot von Nuklearversuchen (CTBTO) gesammelt worden waren."

http://www.welt.de/politik/ausland/article13901079/Iran-soll-Atombombe-i...

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 09:28 | 2221459 Element
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What I don't get from several of the above comments is, if it is true, that Iran has a tested nuke, since 2010 ... what then can be the 'logic' that says this therefore is the time, or this is a go-signal to attack Iran?

Nonsense!

Quite the reverse has become the case, as doing so starts a hot war with a country that now knows it has its own strategic backstop and therefore confidence to act, as they know the bigger-powers also realise they can not allow Iran to be defeated and destroyed by the USA, because Iran could then be force to go all the way.

And they really might.

Look;  Why does the USA avidly support Israel, with copious weapons and aid since 1973?

It's because if Israel was about to fall, they would most probably use several nuclear weapons, to make sure the attacks stopped, with a threat that more was to come.  People forget that the Soviet Union warned the US directly at the time that if Israel was not stopped from defeating the Arabs Russia would incinerate Israel.

Which is somewhat more serious than what the Iranian President was misquoted as saying--this was the cold war, and that was the M.A.D. bargain.  Of course Israel then stopped.  That is how this works.  And Russia is again making rather forthright statements about the topic once more.  Israel knows the deal.

Those nuclear-capable Russian naval forces are in the region for some rather blunt strategic punctuation in case Israel is tempted to forget that they will not be permitted to continue to militate for further changes to the strategic alignment of the region.  Indeed, I expect Russia will start to reverse it.

The exact same logic applies with Iran, now, if they have a weaponised A-bomb, and get backed up against a wall, by a US NATO and Israeli attack.

We have Russia and China and Pakistan, three nuclear powers, all more then capable of totally smashing Israel and every US and NATO base in the region, within minutes, saying that they will support Iran in any war with the USA and Israel.

This is potentially a nuclear war, right over the oil fields!

Now Washington may be full of coopted ultra-jerks but the Pentagon is not actually suicidal.

If true there consequently can be no attack on Iran.

This is called old-fashioned nuclear deterrence, and it works, and the Western nuclear powers don't want everyone else to know that nuclear deterrence works, because the missile defences won't ever stop nukes getting in or prevent an EMP attack from succeeding.

These things are being made known now, or at least being put about, due to the Israeli trip to Washington to militate and push for war.

Netanyahoo has failed.

The Sanctions will persist, of course, but the West is blowing its foot off, and Iran will not be permitted to be crushed, plus Syria will not be permitted to fall to a mere bunch of feral rebel idiots, and if Lebanon were attacked then Israel would be mauled.

It's going to take Israel a generation (and several major slap-downs, still to come) to adjust to its failure, and enduring isolation, and a much diminished strategic status and bargaining position.  These sorts of stand-offs never end quickly, they go on for decades, and it will get much, much worse before it gets better.

--

Meanwhile, Bernanke is putting his foot down on the inflation pedal once more to try and force more revolutionary sentiment and a desperate pleading to USA and EU for 'help' from the ME's starving masses who can no longer afford food staples and fuel. 

i.e.  More geopolitical instability as Round-2 of the Global-Financial-War gets rolling into 2013.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 08:49 | 2221466 The Reich
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You wouldn't expect less in the German newspaper"Welt am Sonntag", which is part of a Jewish owned  publishing house, would you?

 

Next chapter in the script: A Colin Powell like presentation of 'evidence'

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 10:14 | 2221531 jm
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...triggerhappy warmonger fingers in the US and Israel...

So North Korea, with a dictatorship that systematically starves its own people for decades and running, is testing nukes for a government that has stolen the wealth of a country and siphoned it into terrorist organizations, into the coffers of "mullahs" and thieves, and into making nuclear bombs that they can follow through on annihiliating the state of Israel.

And you say the above.  God, talk about losing the plot.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:18 | 2221612 goodrich4bk
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I'd say that with all that stolen money, dictatorial powers and government control, the leaders in North Korea and Iran have it made.  Ergo, they have nothing to gain from a nuclear war and everything to lose.  The only benefit they get is from threatening war, not from actually starting one. You could say the same for us.

So please return to that book you're reading with the great plot and stop trying to get the rest of us interested in fiction. 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 10:42 | 2221552 Stuck on Zero
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Remain calm.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:13 | 2221607 Fix It Again Timmy
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Lichtenstein has developed a UFO type device that cruises at Mach50 and has a death star laser weapon that can obliterate 500,000 square miles with one burst! Be afraid, be very afraid!!

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:53 | 2221765 AnAnonymous
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Actually, Lichtenstein has done worse. They repelled 'Americanism' to switch back to a monarchy.

Them or others...

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:18 | 2221611 Seize Mars
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I don't believe North Korea is doing anything other than scratching for turnips in the depleted soil.

Watch for the bullshit to get more and more creative.

Iran is a threat because they may have nukes? Or they may get them, someday?

How about Pakistan? They've got nukes. Should we invade? Oh, right.

How about N Korea? They have nukes. Should we invade? How about Israel? They have nukes. How about India? They have nukes. How about the splinter cells known as the former Soviet Union? They have nukes. Should we invade?

 

Invade! Invade! Invade!

They hate us for our freedom! INVADE!

 

INVADE!!!!

 

INVADE!!!!

INVADE!!!!

INVADE!!!!

INVADE!!!!

They hate us for our freedom! INVADE!

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:28 | 2221627 Seize Mars
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OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL

INVADE INVADE INVADE INVADE

THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOM

 

 

    Accounts Receivable Tax

    Accumulated Earnings Tax
    Ad Valorem Tax (includes duties on imported items)

    Alternative Minimum Tax

    Aviation Fuel Tax

    Capital Gains Tax

    Cement and Gypsum Producers License Tax

    Cigarette Tax

    Coal Severance Tax

    Coal Gross Proceeds Tax

    Consumer Counsel Tax

    Consumption Tax

    Corporate Income Tax

    Corporation License Tax

    Court Fines (revenue from many activities)

    Customs Duty

    Dog License Tax

    Double Tax

    Electrical Energy Producers Tax

    Estate Tax, Inheritance Estate Tax

    Federal Income Tax

    Federal Unemployment Tax

    Fishing License Tax

    Food Service License Tax

    Fuel Permit License Tax

    Gas Guzzler Tax

    Gasoline Tax (8 to 35 cents per gallon)

    Generation-skipping Transfer Tax

    Gift Tax

    Gross Production Tax

    Hospital Facility Utilization Fee Tax

    Hunting License Fee Tax

    Inheritance Tax

    Inventory Tax

    IRS Interest Charges

    IRS Penalties Tax

    Kiddie Tax

    Land Value Tax

    Liquor License Tax

    Liquor Tax

    Local Tax

    Lodging Facility Use Tax

    Luxury Tax

    Marriage License Tax

    Medicare Tax

    Metal Mines Gross Proceeds Tax

    Metal Mines License Tax

    Miscellaneous Mines Net Proceeds Tax

    Nursing Facility Bed Tax

    Oil and Natural Gas Production Tax

    Parking Meter Tax

    Payroll Tax

    Professional PrivilegeTax

    Property Tax

    Proxy Tax

    Public Contractor's Gross Receipts Tax

    Public Service Commission Tax

    Public Utility Tax

    Real Estate Tax

    Real Estate Transfer Tax

    Rental Vehicle Sales Tax

    Resort Tax

    Resource Indemnity and Groundwater Assessment Tax

    Retail Telecommunications Excise Tax

    Sales Tax

    School Tax

    Self-Employment Tax

    Septic Permit Tax

    Severance Tax

    Social Security Tax

    State Income Tax

    State Unemployment Tax

    Statewide Emergency Telephone 911 System Fee Tax

    Surtax Tax - Extra tax

    Tariffs - A tax on imports. Needed to protect all the industries we used to have.

    Telephone Federal Excise Tax

    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
    Since May of 1997, "This helps provide affordable phone service and gives schools, libraries, and rural healthcare providers access to the Internet."

    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

    TDD Telecommunications Service Fee Tax

    Tobacco Products Tax (Other than Cigarettes)

    Toll Road Fee Tax

    Toll Bridge Fee Tax

    Toll Tunnel Fee Tax

    Tonnage Tax

    Traffic Fines

    Trailer Registration Fee Tax

    Use Tax

    Utility Tax

    Vehicle Registration and License Tax

    Vehicle Sales Tax

    Watercraft Registration Tax

    Well Permit Tax

    Wholesale Energy Transaction Tax

    Workers Compensation Tax

 

THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOM

INVADE

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:56 | 2221668 arnoldsimage
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you forgot the zoo tax.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 15:42 | 2222207 palmereldritch
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And the Sanity Clause....

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:20 | 2221615 FrankThinkTank
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Tyler,

Is everything concerning Iran a conspiracy? Where does the rabbit hole end? 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:23 | 2221618 john39
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When does Colin Powell come out to do a presentation shiny blow ups of nuclear warheads being loaded on ships...   and next comes a defector who says that Iran has a plan to nuke New York...   Never mind that Iranian leadership just issued a fatwa declaring nuclear weapons a sin...   i would be surprised if even the sheeple buy this utter stinking pile of bullshit.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:27 | 2221623 mess nonster
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Well, when you get right down to it, yes, everything (and not just with Iran) IS a conspiracy. If I remember the book, the rabbit hole ends in Wonderland, where everything is backwards and topsy turvy, inverterd, upside down, backwards and inside out.

Reality? You go figure.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:30 | 2221631 digalert
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Seems to me the constant war drum beating is coming from Israel and the US neocons such as Billary. The Bamster is looking for another Nobel peace prize ala "NATO bombs for peace". We are sick of this shit. Bring the troops home, for crying out loud. Our soldiers are growing Opium to help the Afghans...wake up.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:36 | 2221638 mess nonster
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The real question I think is, "Why hasn't the war happenned yet?" Something is holding it back. Netanyahu's frustration is palpable. I suspect, had the way for him been made clear, we'd be six months into the war by now, minimum. What's stopping him? There are the "facts", but we know them only in retrospect. What's really stopping him?

The four Angels. They live in the River Euphrates, and hold back the winds of strife. They will only let the winds go upon command, and that command shall only be given when a certain contingent of persons has been fully formed. These are persons who cannot be turned, who have a certain loyalty to the Highest Creative Power that is unshakeable, and who now stand in waiting, ready for a mission-specific task that can only be engaged under a unique set of circumstances. ThE RECRUITING PROCESS FOR THE FULL CONTINGENT IS STILL ONGOING. Unfortunately, I suspect there are only a few yet to be found to make up the full number... could that number be... 144,000?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:41 | 2221641 Winston Churchill
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Could well be true.

Nobody new about the tactical nukes aready deployed in Cuba pre Bay of Pigs.

The real history of that of course has been changed from America backing down

on nuke deployment in Turkey,to USSr backing down from their counter deployment

response via Cuba.The Great game continues,just different actors !

But so what.If Iran already has nukes,if they are an existential threat to Israel how

come that they have not used them ?

Self defeating argument.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:41 | 2221642 BandGap
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I love parades!

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:55 | 2221655 NuYawkFrankie
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Re N. Korea testing Iranian nuk-u-lar weapons.

Wow!  A Hall-of-Infamy twofer if there ever was one!  Who woulda thunk?

And I'll bet ya Federal Reserve Notes to Freedom Fries  those nukulars were shipped to N. Korea aboard Syrian warships disguised as giant rubber ducks!

Helllooo....   can you say: Hall-of-Infamy Trifecta?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:50 | 2221657 cherry picker
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“I want the Iranians to know, if I am the president, we will attack Iran. And I want them to understand that, because it does mean that they have to look very carefully at their society, because at whatever stage of development they might be with their nuclear weapons program in the next 10 years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them.”....Hillary Clinton 2008

"Obliterate".....That is genocide isn't it when a civilian population is micro waved?

Tell me this isn't a setup?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:58 | 2221775 AnAnonymous
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That is quite a quote.

I understand the issue now.

The Iranian guy is a free rider. He did not buy the entry card to the clubs of nations which can speak with no issue at all about obliterating another nation.

Lets send that guy his membership card, with the fees attached.

Problem solved.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 05:33 | 2223402 Element
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Ah, that reminds me of a TV news report I saw of Bill Clinton soon after his second inauguration, where he visited the demilitarised zone and stood in a long coat under a dark grey sky and shouted theatrically across at the DPRK into fog, that if the Norks ever attacked the South, with nukes, he solemnly swore that the UNiTED sTAtEs OF aMERIKA would totally smash North Korea with a full-scale nuclear attack (I'm paraphrasing of course, but that was the gist of it, and it was delivered in a propaganda style that the Norks would immediately recognise).  I've tried a few times to find this video, because it was so revealing, but it's somehow just disappeared.  I've never seen it again.  Someone in South Korea must still have it.

So this means both Bill and Hillary have threatened whole countries with nuclear incineration.

Anyway, ten years after this the DPRK started testing nukes.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:57 | 2221669 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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What a coincidence!!!!!

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:58 | 2221670 Atomizer
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What will be the top km/h speed recorded by radar, once the Central Banker's are determined to be the culprits behind waging this new market bubble? I think they'll break new world records in finding there way to the special shelter. LOL.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:03 | 2221675 Monedas
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"The % of liberal idiots on some of the most "sophisticated" blogs tends to have a direct correlation with the % of liberal idiots in the general population !".....Monedas  2012   We haven't come so far, Baby  ! 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:02 | 2221676 digalert
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The USA is rapidly turning to police state while we are supposed to be afraid of al CIAeda. Now Mrs. Bill Clinton says we are partners with al ciaeda against Syria! WTF?

http://www.prisonplanet.com/hillary-clinton-admits-us-and-al-qaeda-on-sa...

Anyone think Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran and we're done...hell no. It's on Syria, Pakistan and beyond. Iran is just another target in the NWO hopper.

INFOWARS

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 19:34 | 2222717 Problem Is
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I thought the Langley data base was spelled Al CIA-qaeda...

For a good time call Tim Osman at 1-800-FalseFlag...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 05:58 | 2223409 Element
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Hillary is doing everything possible to radicalise the region and fill their heads with pure hatred, and a burning desire for warfare.  And if Syria did get overthrown, which thankfully it won't, Hillary would be the first to turn-away and completely ignore the grand slaughters, torturing and the horrific ravages of a new outbreak of democracy.  And you can bet she would be cracking jokes about it at allied meetings and at press conferences with the chosen few.

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:07 | 2221681 cristo
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Purim: Why War On Persia (Iran) Could Start March 7th

see link :http://www.zengardner.com/alternative-knowledge/purim-why-war-on-persia-...

Both of the Iraq wars and the Libyan invasion were started at an extremely opportune time. Not in terms you may perceive, but according to a very small minority of an extremely aggressive, satanic, occult driven people, or groups of peoples, who’ve since actually popularized this annual ritual.

It’s call Purim. A celebration of revenge by the alleged Jewish nation against the Persians from way back in so-called Biblical times. All a metaphor but based in semi-reality.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:14 | 2221688 Monedas
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"More accurate to say that any Iranian nuclear device will in fact be a Norkom devise !".....Monedas   2012   High tech is a white man/Oriental thing !  Iran didn't have to ship uranium to the Norkoms.....they have plenty that Jimmy Carter and Madeline Allbright gave them....you know, when they "tricked us" !....M. Allbright

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:21 | 2221699 Monedas
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BO and Hillary's stinking deal of sending food aid to the Norkoms will allow them to redirect scarce resources from agriculture to nuclear munitions !  Monedas   2012    "Just-in-time" resource management !

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:32 | 2221720 Monedas
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After the 1910 socialist revolution in Mexico....the traditional, male name of "Prospero" (the prosperous one) fell into dis-favor !  Monedas  2012   Comedy Jihad World Tour

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:40 | 2221735 gnomon
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"They shoot horses, don't they?".

The North Korean and Iranian Regimes SHOULD be headed to the glue factory.  

And then we can let the chips fall where they may here.  And, who knows?, what is left of the Republic may shortly join them, if we lack a critical mass of people who would stand for LIBERTY. 

See?  Everybody gets what they deserve, and these days on planet Earth, there ain't many deserving of anything.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:43 | 2221740 Old Poor Richard
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"Western intelligence sources" are leaking that N. Korea and Iran have collaborated on a nuke?  What fucking horseshit. 

It's unbelievable that the press ever publish any sort of rumor or "leak" from western intelligence without the caveat that presumptively the information is a propaganda hoax to support a war of aggression against Iran in order to seize their oil and gold.

 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:52 | 2221761 Winston Churchill
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Obummer just gave Israel the green light.

Unfortunatly they cannot do it without Nukes !

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 19:29 | 2222702 Problem Is
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The Wall Street Puppet, Useful Idiot Barry Soetoro makes no decisions and gives no green lights...

Bitch simply reads what ever is on the 'prompter...

However, the financial elites who own the US government and rule Amerika may have very well given the proto fascist Net'n-yahooooooo the green light...

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 13:00 | 2221779 Monedas
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If the Norkoms sneak a nuclear device into Seoul and detonate it.....killing a million people (including the perps).....will it be reported as a "suicide bomb" ?   Monedas  2012   I remember the old days.....when suicide meant taking your own fucking, worthless life !

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 13:01 | 2221781 optimator
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what if they made a little error in the headline?  what if it should have read, Isreal Has Allegedly Tested Nuclear Warheads for North Korea. 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 13:10 | 2221806 Monedas
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Libertarian Suicide.....taking your own life !   Socialist Suicide (Terrorcide, Terricide ?).....sharing your pain !  Monedas  2012   Comedy Jihad World Tour

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 13:24 | 2221838 lolmao500
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And now Obama is sucking AIPAC's cock and basically saying that the US military is at Israel's command. I wish a bunch of patriots in the military would get a bunch of B-52s and go wipe out AIPAC headquarters right now.

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