Now We Know Where All The Greek Bank Deposits Have Gone

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Draining your banking system dry of deposits and loans is no easy task (just see chart below), and yet the Greeks sure have succeeded. There was only one open question: where did all this money go. Now we know.

But first: all you need to know about the Greek economy:

And if that is the "source of proceeds", here is the "use"

Greeks top penis extension surgery

 

More Greek men had penis extension surgery in 2010, in proportion to the population, than their counterparts in 25 countries in the developed world examined in a survey by the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.

 

The report, which compared data from other European Union countries including Italy, France, Spain and Germany, as well as the USA, Britain, Russia, China and Japan, found that South Koreans underwent the most aesthetic surgery, proportional to the country’s population, than any other of the 25 countries, with most opting for eyelid surgery to acquire a more “western look.”

 

Greece was second in the chart overall and first as regards to penis extensions.

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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:27 | 2371110 lolmao500
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Good. Bigger dicks mean more pain when the banksters finally get what they deserve in prison.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:38 | 2371181 Muddy1
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ROFLMAO

Your comments and all of those which followed made my day, thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:44 | 2371217 Pladizow
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The device pictured is used in greek yogurt factories!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:48 | 2371233 falak pema
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in France the Sarkozy supporters call it "Flanby"! to decry their flakey opponents!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:11 | 2371314 ihedgemyhedges
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My Asian friend told me that Greeks will be soon be holding erections to straighten things out.....................

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:15 | 2371321 redpill
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Was his name Phil Asheeyo?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:51 | 2371459 The Big Ching-aso
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Everyone belongs to a pecking order.   Some are just bigger peckers than others.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:29 | 2371638 Rahm
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Thinking with the wrong head?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:45 | 2371777 smiler03
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I think I've worked out why Robotard and Trav7777 disappeared. Recovering from surgery.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:58 | 2371805 Hard1
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Nowadays Papademus is the biggest dick on earth

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:41 | 2371971 economics9698
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This is fucking hilarious; the bastards are more concerned with their dick size than food.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:34 | 2372330 FEDbuster
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I am looking forward to "Mr. Panos" view on this interesting statistic. Malaka!!!

Mr Panos on Greek finance and Germany:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvl9N9GdraQ&list=UUKt3C9_KzsFu7aILgC_on4A...

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 02:29 | 2372547 rocker
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My thought is look at who controls the world's Money.  And then you will know why.  That was easy.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 03:34 | 2372597 gared44
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ur girlfriend likes it....

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 20:24 | 2545593 hbjork1
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"Man does not live by bread alone."

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:34 | 2372054 Freewheelin Franklin
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It got me through high school.

- "Spies Like Us"

 

Probably the only good line in that entire movie.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 00:28 | 2372416 A Nanny Moose
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Hung Ro

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:20 | 2372032 Peter Pan
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Greek joke:
Greek man goes into a bookshop and asks female attendant if they have a book about men with little dicks but cannot remember the title.

Attendant replies : "I don't think it's in yet."

Greek replies excitedly: Yes! Yes! That's the title."

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:20 | 2371330 tamboo
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.and some american grocery stores.

 

Semen-Tainted Yogurt Gets Anthony Garcia 2 Years
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:54 | 2371472 The Big Ching-aso
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What the hell are Greek minds coming to?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:50 | 2371240 justinius1969
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ahh hhaaaa .. Greek men.. any port in a storm... There is a BIG STORM a comin..

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:08 | 2371309 Ruffcut
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Does that mean they will need more olive oil production as a lube?

I don't need an penie extension, what will happen when I have periods of expansion. Spend the money on the bitches tits. More fun.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:13 | 2371316 HedgeAccordingly
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vasoline time - http://hedge.ly/J7H0Dv

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:04 | 2371527 The Big Ching-aso
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I imagine Greek bank execs will now average over 6' in height with these prick extensions.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:53 | 2371692 Arnold Ziffel
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Wow, that's a growing business there...plastic surgery I mean.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:18 | 2371945 unrulian
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Cheaper than buying a Harley

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:52 | 2371985 Peter Pan
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Following that, they can then go and f....themselves for thinking they could live the high life on borrowed funds and by rorting the system by not paying taxes, retiring early and securing government jobs forever and a day.

They can get all the penile extensions they want, but that ain't a cure for the dicktheria they are suffering from.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:31 | 2372051 unrulian
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you mean like Americans?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:01 | 2372103 Peter Pan
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Exactly. And if wasn't for their printing press and military might ithe USA would have beaten Greece by a long shot to default.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:23 | 2372147 Ludwig Van
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Go long!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:27 | 2371116 SHEEPFUKKER
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Penis extend and pretend

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:29 | 2371129 Agent P
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So you're the one sending me all those emails.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:32 | 2371149 Nobody For President
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And sheep rejoice!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:40 | 2371192 BlueCollaredOne
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One word to describe greeks wangs?

 

BULLISH

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:46 | 2371223 Sauk Leader
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My big fat greek penis.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:54 | 2371232 hedgeless_horseman
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Before "assistance"...

After...

 

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:56 | 2371262 Ahmeexnal
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Is that greek finance minister, Evangelos Penis-elos?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:40 | 2371331 hedgeless_horseman
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Before... 

Evan-Jello:  You see, I have this little...ummmm...small...

Olli: Problem?

Evan-Jello:  No.  It's not really a problem, it's my penis.  It's very small...teenie weenie...so to speak.

Olli: I see.  Well, Evan-Jello, I am not that kind of doctor.  As an economics PhD, I only understand how to inflate nominal prices; I know nothing about real growth.  Talk to the Chinese.  They have more experience in these matters.

 

After...

Evan-Jello:  Wen Jiabao has assured me that China is prepared, hand in hand, as passengers in the same little boat, to strengthen cooperation and increase understanding... to confront the crisis that affects many of us...less fortunate.  China's offer of both technology sharing and funding of this initiative is greatly appreciated.  I am told to expect as much as 20% growth...but I do not want to get my hopes up.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:46 | 2371783 smiler03
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Hedgie! A worthwhile use of your picture posting rights. Excellent!!!!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:46 | 2371438 eatthebanksters
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No wonder he needed a penis extension.  With a belly like that he was sure to have a 'dicky doo' (where your belly sticks out further than your dicky do!)...he would need an extension just to see it...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:48 | 2371788 smiler03
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About 24" probably.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:06 | 2372008 Peter Pan
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Beautiful just beautiful. Did you know that if you used the letters in VENIZELOS and you rotated the Z to make it an N, you would end up with the word INSOLVEN......oh well it looks like we need an extension.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:01 | 2371277 JenkinsLane
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If you don't have physical, comedy gold is the next best thing.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:08 | 2371307 EBR MOD 0
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Ok so Greeks this your penis before and now your penis after the Germans show up?   

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:15 | 2371320 NewWorldOrange
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My wife, a nurse, just told me that Greek men are notorious for having erectile disfunction. What? Greeks have lazy PENISES too?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:23 | 2371741 UP Forester
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How many did she run through to find that out?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:24 | 2371172 kaiten
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Short on funds, long on penises.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:27 | 2371117 ZeroPower
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So i guess the Greek's needs for Cayenne's AND penis extension was in fact legit!

I.e. http://www.inautonews.com/greece-there-are-more-porsche-cayennes-than-tax-payers-who-can-afford-them

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:28 | 2371118 SheepDog-One
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Nothing much for Greeks to do all day but play with their weiners.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:20 | 2371296 NewWorldOrange
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