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Now We Know Where All The Greek Bank Deposits Have Gone

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Draining your banking system dry of deposits and loans is no easy task (just see chart below), and yet the Greeks sure have succeeded. There was only one open question: where did all this money go. Now we know.

But first: all you need to know about the Greek economy:

And if that is the "source of proceeds", here is the "use"

Greeks top penis extension surgery

 

More Greek men had penis extension surgery in 2010, in proportion to the population, than their counterparts in 25 countries in the developed world examined in a survey by the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.

 

The report, which compared data from other European Union countries including Italy, France, Spain and Germany, as well as the USA, Britain, Russia, China and Japan, found that South Koreans underwent the most aesthetic surgery, proportional to the country’s population, than any other of the 25 countries, with most opting for eyelid surgery to acquire a more “western look.”

 

Greece was second in the chart overall and first as regards to penis extensions.

 


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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:27 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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Good. Bigger dicks mean more pain when the banksters finally get what they deserve in prison.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:38 | Link to Comment Muddy1
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ROFLMAO

Your comments and all of those which followed made my day, thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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The device pictured is used in greek yogurt factories!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment falak pema
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in France the Sarkozy supporters call it "Flanby"! to decry their flakey opponents!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:11 | Link to Comment ihedgemyhedges
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My Asian friend told me that Greeks will be soon be holding erections to straighten things out.....................

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:15 | Link to Comment redpill
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Was his name Phil Asheeyo?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:51 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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Everyone belongs to a pecking order.   Some are just bigger peckers than others.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:29 | Link to Comment Rahm
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Thinking with the wrong head?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:45 | Link to Comment smiler03
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I think I've worked out why Robotard and Trav7777 disappeared. Recovering from surgery.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:58 | Link to Comment Hard1
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Nowadays Papademus is the biggest dick on earth

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:41 | Link to Comment economics9698
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This is fucking hilarious; the bastards are more concerned with their dick size than food.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:34 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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I am looking forward to "Mr. Panos" view on this interesting statistic. Malaka!!!

Mr Panos on Greek finance and Germany:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvl9N9GdraQ&list=UUKt3C9_KzsFu7aILgC_on4A...

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 02:29 | Link to Comment rocker
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My thought is look at who controls the world's Money.  And then you will know why.  That was easy.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 03:34 | Link to Comment gared44
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ur girlfriend likes it....

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 20:24 | Link to Comment hbjork1
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"Man does not live by bread alone."

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:34 | Link to Comment Freewheelin Franklin
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It got me through high school.

- "Spies Like Us"

 

Probably the only good line in that entire movie.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 00:28 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Hung Ro

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:20 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Greek joke:
Greek man goes into a bookshop and asks female attendant if they have a book about men with little dicks but cannot remember the title.

Attendant replies : "I don't think it's in yet."

Greek replies excitedly: Yes! Yes! That's the title."

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:20 | Link to Comment tamboo
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.and some american grocery stores.

 

Semen-Tainted Yogurt Gets Anthony Garcia 2 Years
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:54 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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What the hell are Greek minds coming to?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment justinius1969
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ahh hhaaaa .. Greek men.. any port in a storm... There is a BIG STORM a comin..

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Ruffcut
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Does that mean they will need more olive oil production as a lube?

I don't need an penie extension, what will happen when I have periods of expansion. Spend the money on the bitches tits. More fun.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment HedgeAccordingly
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vasoline time - http://hedge.ly/J7H0Dv

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:04 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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I imagine Greek bank execs will now average over 6' in height with these prick extensions.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Arnold Ziffel
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Wow, that's a growing business there...plastic surgery I mean.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:18 | Link to Comment unrulian
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Cheaper than buying a Harley

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:52 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Following that, they can then go and f....themselves for thinking they could live the high life on borrowed funds and by rorting the system by not paying taxes, retiring early and securing government jobs forever and a day.

They can get all the penile extensions they want, but that ain't a cure for the dicktheria they are suffering from.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:31 | Link to Comment unrulian
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you mean like Americans?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:01 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Exactly. And if wasn't for their printing press and military might ithe USA would have beaten Greece by a long shot to default.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:23 | Link to Comment Ludwig Van
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Go long!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:27 | Link to Comment SHEEPFUKKER
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Penis extend and pretend

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Agent P
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So you're the one sending me all those emails.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Nobody For President
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And sheep rejoice!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:40 | Link to Comment BlueCollaredOne
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One word to describe greeks wangs?

 

BULLISH

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:46 | Link to Comment Sauk Leader
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My big fat greek penis.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Before "assistance"...

After...

 

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Is that greek finance minister, Evangelos Penis-elos?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:40 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Before... 

Evan-Jello:  You see, I have this little...ummmm...small...

Olli: Problem?

Evan-Jello:  No.  It's not really a problem, it's my penis.  It's very small...teenie weenie...so to speak.

Olli: I see.  Well, Evan-Jello, I am not that kind of doctor.  As an economics PhD, I only understand how to inflate nominal prices; I know nothing about real growth.  Talk to the Chinese.  They have more experience in these matters.

 

After...

Evan-Jello:  Wen Jiabao has assured me that China is prepared, hand in hand, as passengers in the same little boat, to strengthen cooperation and increase understanding... to confront the crisis that affects many of us...less fortunate.  China's offer of both technology sharing and funding of this initiative is greatly appreciated.  I am told to expect as much as 20% growth...but I do not want to get my hopes up.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:46 | Link to Comment smiler03
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Hedgie! A worthwhile use of your picture posting rights. Excellent!!!!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:46 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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No wonder he needed a penis extension.  With a belly like that he was sure to have a 'dicky doo' (where your belly sticks out further than your dicky do!)...he would need an extension just to see it...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:48 | Link to Comment smiler03
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About 24" probably.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:06 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Beautiful just beautiful. Did you know that if you used the letters in VENIZELOS and you rotated the Z to make it an N, you would end up with the word INSOLVEN......oh well it looks like we need an extension.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment JenkinsLane
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If you don't have physical, comedy gold is the next best thing.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:08 | Link to Comment EBR MOD 0
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Ok so Greeks this your penis before and now your penis after the Germans show up?   

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:15 | Link to Comment NewWorldOrange
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My wife, a nurse, just told me that Greek men are notorious for having erectile disfunction. What? Greeks have lazy PENISES too?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:23 | Link to Comment UP Forester
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How many did she run through to find that out?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:24 | Link to Comment kaiten
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Short on funds, long on penises.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:27 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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So i guess the Greek's needs for Cayenne's AND penis extension was in fact legit!

I.e. http://www.inautonews.com/greece-there-are-more-porsche-cayennes-than-tax-payers-who-can-afford-them

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:28 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Nothing much for Greeks to do all day but play with their weiners.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:20 | Link to Comment NewWorldOrange
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Did you know that it’s possible to enlarge your penis at home using nothing but your hands and a few specially designed and highly secret NATURAL exercises that anybody with two hands can do? To learn the ancient secrets just send in this coupon along with $29.95 and add $10.00 for handling.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:16 | Link to Comment CPL
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A Tenderizing hammer is quicker.

 

Three foot long dick, 12 inches wide and thin as a sheet of paper.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:16 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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You used to be a CDS salesman for AIG... right?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:28 | Link to Comment Clayton Bigsby
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Better get it in now before all that "free" health care goes bye-bye

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:28 | Link to Comment Slope of Hope
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I guess that's a better use of funds than an MBA

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 01:54 | Link to Comment pashley1411
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probably more career opportunities in the near future than an MBA.   I understand goat herding is going to be big, too.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:29 | Link to Comment blunderdog
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That sounds like it could be inflationary.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:29 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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Mr. Panos will explain this!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:22 | Link to Comment NewWorldOrange
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Panos: "It's a way to kick the can down the road a bit longer. The Greeks need another extension."

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Black Forest
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Extension or extinction?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Curt W
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changing from little richard to big dick.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | Link to Comment tmosley
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It's not mine baby, I swear!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:38 | Link to Comment midgetrannyporn
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That's not my bag. lulz

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | Link to Comment ReeferMac
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Don't they know Ron Jeremy has the secret answer to all their questions? Just Click on his site and he'll tell you all the industry star's secrets.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:45 | Link to Comment LouisDega
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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Where is Leo Kakalakas and his solar panels?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:38 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Solar powered vacuum pumps...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:46 | Link to Comment falak pema
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but does it require you to steal from your neighbours; wife and money to achieve a higher levitation... Man I'm on that Trojan wall, looking out for penis enhanced enemies! 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:53 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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WB! YOU READ MY MIND!! LMAO!!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:19 | Link to Comment nick howdy
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That's the type of innovation that will get us out of this depression!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment JenkinsLane
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I'd completely forgotten about Leo, I miss his bullshit (sob).

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:52 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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>>"I miss his bullshit"<<

We'll be saying the same about Bob Brusca soon enough... 

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:06 | Link to Comment LowProfile
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I think we are already there.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:33 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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They are prepping for when the SHTF. He with the Biggest souvlaki, wins..

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment Seorse Gorog fr...
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And inversely proportional to cocksnot depositor size?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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DoChen, I told you about SK

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:02 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1

Yes, we want to rook rike you!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:35 | Link to Comment TapperIsTicked
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Now I understand why the wife is so looking forward to her fifth trip to the Isles this year.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:35 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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YOU CAN SUCK MY.....

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:45 | Link to Comment prains
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SCHWARMA !

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 00:52 | Link to Comment SAT 800
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Waffle?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:36 | Link to Comment catacl1sm
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Greeks hide penis under mattress. Fuck the euro!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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extend and pretend.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:37 | Link to Comment wandstrasse
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and I would have liked so much to discuss this article in a serious manner.. 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 19:27 | Link to Comment Dave
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Seriously, you can't be serious.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:38 | Link to Comment Bazinga
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Interesting to see them spend their cold hard cash on making sure their wankers get hard...but it's not size that matters, its the girth!

If they were smart they would be putting that hard earned money into hard assets...not assets that get hard.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:41 | Link to Comment wandstrasse
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anything more than a mouthful is wasted.

Frank Zappa I think.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:51 | Link to Comment HarryM
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She looked at me and frowned and said "Who you wanna please with that little thing"? and I said "Meeeee"  --- Rodney Dangerfield

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment HarryM
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Assuming the enhancement doubles the size, does 1 in hand finally equal 2 in the bush?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:40 | Link to Comment citta vritti
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something to do with a pound of flesh repayment obligation, no doubt, when the bankers come calling

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:42 | Link to Comment Raymond Reason
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Opa bitchez!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:42 | Link to Comment vegas
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Computing this into my head is hard.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment tocointhephrase
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Bunch of Dickz

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Shylockracy
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They would do much better with ego deflation therapies than with penis extension surgeries.

And btw, wtf is a penis extension surgery?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Scalaris
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30 years of liberal credit extension + a non-existent manufacturing sector + an over-inflated, inordinately-corrupt and over-bureaucratic public sector acting as a majority employer + abrupt enforcement of austerity measures = Increasing bank runs and reliance on Iranian crude imports, is what describes the current state of the dismal Greek economy.

 

Let's hope the burgeoning porn sector will provide some much needful tax income, to compensate for any shortcomings (geddit?) 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Let them eat iPads
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Walk softly and carry a big dick.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Probably trying to compensate for something... .....

Maybe for the gmfact they handed over their manhood to the Germans.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment monopoly
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TYLER!!!!!

lolol

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment JenkinsLane
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To the tune of "Sometimes it's hard to be a woman":

 

"Sometimes it's hard to be a bubble...."

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:51 | Link to Comment Confundido
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I find this note and comments sad...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment Ted Baker
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RUMOUR HAS IT: CHF/EUR FLOOR TO BREAK THIS WEEK AGAIN...BIG TIME AND DOWN TO 1.1875.......

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:45 | Link to Comment margaris
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and then the chart will look like a greek penis extension or why do you mention this?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:57 | Link to Comment tradebot
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I always heard the little Greek fellers had short man complex...I thought it was because they were short.  Guess they were.  Shoot, everybody can't be from Texas.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:59 | Link to Comment JenkinsLane
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In the immmortal words of R. Lee Ermey, "Only two things come out of Texas...."

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Manny
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Do they have to pay taxes for adding to their assets ?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Dugald
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Go Long Dong!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:58 | Link to Comment infinity8
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Jesus is it Friday already? Haahahahha!!!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment CryingBear
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AAPL is a safe haven. You can't print AAPL. AAPL is a currency.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Cone of Uncertainty
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What this article doesn't tell us is the people getting these procedures are all either banking or government officials preparing for a deeper and mroe forcful ass reaming of the general populace.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment EBR MOD 0
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Sounds like something that the Greeks have had a hard time getting their hands on....

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:05 | Link to Comment youngman
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Is that a bailout in your pocket or are you just glad to see me???

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:06 | Link to Comment JenkinsLane
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Ok, that's the dick jokes done. ZH needs to dig up an article somehow related to farting next then we can plough through all those.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:49 | Link to Comment cbxer55
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Good idea. Lets talk about Barking Spiders!  ;-)

I got em, they follow me everywhere.

Dang things got bad breath!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:18 | Link to Comment RealityCheque
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They need to take a LONG, HARD look at themselves.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:18 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Should Exhibit 20 read "a pattern reflected in total loan growth, currently at -5.3%"?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:18 | Link to Comment jarrollin
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What happened to Greece is some serious bullshit, an eye opener of the most intense magnitude.  But here is some even more serious bullshit =====> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ANroM5VaM

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:20 | Link to Comment walküre
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Opa!

Can we see the full list? I betcha the other Mediterranean schlongs are close seconds. You know, Maximus Dickus and all.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:22 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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So, this is how they measure economic growth in Greece now?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:22 | Link to Comment giggler123
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Greek names can be difficult to pronounce for westerns so most choose an English pseudonym - Trivia, did you know the most common name for Greek men to take is... "Justin"

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:18 | Link to Comment Dugald
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Waul with a wee dick, "Justin" would be a fair description...

But you are all missing the point with a penile extension Greek runners would cross the line knob first gaining an unfair advantage...and the Olympics are just round the corner.

Beware Greeks bearing extensions!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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.0

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:30 | Link to Comment dwdollar
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So are Greek men going to Germany to have this operation performed? I'd laugh my ass off if that were the case.

What a dicked up world.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:31 | Link to Comment Roscoe
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This is a seminal development. There's a vas deferens between the angle of decline in the graphic charts above and the steep rise in anatomical displacement. Classic tented sheet pattern can only result in substantial deflationary period followed by gradual rise into another tented sheet pattern. The only thing that can possibly foretell a quell the market copulation would be an dramatic increase in potassium nitrate futures.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:35 | Link to Comment mirac
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Thank you for the laff...lol!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:45 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Bernanke, is that you?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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Greek penises go parabolic.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:33 | Link to Comment BlackMagician
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...soul brothu too bookoo

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:36 | Link to Comment sessinpo
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It seems to me, they need to grow balls , not have bigger cocks.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:37 | Link to Comment web bot
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I just snorted Coke (as in Coka Cola) through my nose.

#uck you people are funny!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:38 | Link to Comment Frank N. Beans
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"South Koreans underwent the most aesthetic surgery, proportional to the country’s penis size, than any other of the 25 countries..."

fixed it

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:38 | Link to Comment flacorps
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Their pharmacies can't get drugs. This means that the Greek penis without Viagra/Cialis is now the equivalent of the Cadillac you can't drive for lack of gasoline.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:42 | Link to Comment falak pema
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What happened to Barca ? They lost their magic dose of Messie magic and viagra enhancement! 

Chelsea...in final. What a wankering bonker wonker. Defense beat penis penetration. I am ashamed. Greeks can be Chelseaites on a freak run with bite!.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:54 | Link to Comment Hoody Who
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They're trying to keep up with the Johnson's.

Jones is out!!

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:55 | Link to Comment gwar5
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Hmmm...  Larry Sinclair (JSmineset.com) has gotten more emphatic than usual lately:

 

... says China is going to use gold to buy Iranian oil on June 28th, likens it to a historic in-your-face 'gamechanger'.  Sure sounds like a biggie to me, like a Defcon 2 in the currency wars.  

... he also reminds everyone that the July ESM treaty, also backstopped by FED swaps, is set to be implemented and it is the mechanism for perpetual European QE to infinity. It will burden sovereigns upon demand with time limits, but will leaves the unelected elites (bankers) 'immune' from oversight and litigation for any collateral damage they may cause.... OPM and no consequences, what could go wrong?

 

Along with the absurd attack on Egan-Jones, it sure seems like the time to prepare for Western banking holidays is compressing very fast.  When you've been conditioned not to respond to all the consant noise it may be easy to get caught off guard. Bank holidays only work when they catch everybody by surprise, dozing off. The day China pays for oil with gold is going to be a very significant event. Don't be surprised what follows after that.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:15 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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That's JIM Sinclair.  

LARRY Sinclair is the one who claims to have enlarged Obama's weiner in the back of a limo.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 19:26 | Link to Comment gwar5
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OMG. Thanks Basiat.

 

Answers, as predicted by The Great Karmack: "A pump... Obama's gay chump... and a big rump"

And... the actual Questions from Envelope: ".. a hot new item for Greek men... Larry Sinclair... something special about the first lady"

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 02:45 | Link to Comment Nachdenken
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James Sinclair is the mind in JS Mineset.  Been following him since 1983, great calls all these years.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:56 | Link to Comment Metalredneck
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment jomama
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pure win.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:59 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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Ain't no fixin that kinda ugly.

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:59 | Link to Comment gwar5
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Greek men were advised to invest in hard assets

 

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:10 | Link to Comment loveyajimbo
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This just in:  Blankfein had an extension too, paid for by Eric Holder and timmy Geithner, 50/50.  can't get NO satisfaction...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:14 | Link to Comment nick howdy
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With a dick hanging down to my knees, I might actually overlook and not have any time at all to realize my country was taken over by fucking bankers...

Now everything makes sense!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:16 | Link to Comment nick howdy
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I'm off to get the surgery..I'll want something to do when this shit happens to the USFA.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:50 | Link to Comment NuYawkFrankie
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Re Greeks top penis extension surgery...

 

Hmmmm... well at least I now have a good idea where the "extra" from my penis reduction went.

Pity they cant reduce the gonads ... wearing that nut-sling all day sure makes for a sore neck ...

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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:53 | Link to Comment blunderdog
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Just wear your fanny-pack in the front.  With suspenders.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:29 | Link to Comment TrulyStupid
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Does Cheney's heart transplant qualify as Prick extension surgery?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:30 | Link to Comment YouThePeople
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Someone should tell the Greek 'shorties' they can eliminate their insecurities by statrting the measuring process from the top of the crack in their ass. Boosts everytime.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:04 | Link to Comment jomama
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is that what i think it is?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:13 | Link to Comment e_goldstein
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Seeing the picture and reading the title (before reading the article) I swore Tyler was going to tell us it belonged to Angela Merkel.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:51 | Link to Comment noob
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Oh, for fuk's sake!

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