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Now We Know Where All The Greek Bank Deposits Have Gone
Draining your banking system dry of deposits and loans is no easy task (just see chart below), and yet the Greeks sure have succeeded. There was only one open question: where did all this money go. Now we know.
But first: all you need to know about the Greek economy:
And if that is the "source of proceeds", here is the "use"
Greeks top penis extension surgery
More Greek men had penis extension surgery in 2010, in proportion to the population, than their counterparts in 25 countries in the developed world examined in a survey by the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.
The report, which compared data from other European Union countries including Italy, France, Spain and Germany, as well as the USA, Britain, Russia, China and Japan, found that South Koreans underwent the most aesthetic surgery, proportional to the country’s population, than any other of the 25 countries, with most opting for eyelid surgery to acquire a more “western look.”
Greece was second in the chart overall and first as regards to penis extensions.
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Good. Bigger dicks mean more pain when the banksters finally get what they deserve in prison.
ROFLMAO
Your comments and all of those which followed made my day, thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The device pictured is used in greek yogurt factories!
in France the Sarkozy supporters call it "Flanby"! to decry their flakey opponents!
My Asian friend told me that Greeks will be soon be holding erections to straighten things out.....................
Was his name Phil Asheeyo?
Everyone belongs to a pecking order. Some are just bigger peckers than others.
Thinking with the wrong head?
I think I've worked out why Robotard and Trav7777 disappeared. Recovering from surgery.
Nowadays Papademus is the biggest dick on earth
This is fucking hilarious; the bastards are more concerned with their dick size than food.
I am looking forward to "Mr. Panos" view on this interesting statistic. Malaka!!!
Mr Panos on Greek finance and Germany:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvl9N9GdraQ&list=UUKt3C9_KzsFu7aILgC_on4A...
My thought is look at who controls the world's Money. And then you will know why. That was easy.
ur girlfriend likes it....
"Man does not live by bread alone."
It got me through high school.
- "Spies Like Us"
Probably the only good line in that entire movie.
Hung Ro
Greek joke:
Greek man goes into a bookshop and asks female attendant if they have a book about men with little dicks but cannot remember the title.
Attendant replies : "I don't think it's in yet."
Greek replies excitedly: Yes! Yes! That's the title."
.and some american grocery stores.
Semen-Tainted Yogurt Gets Anthony Garcia 2 YearsWhat the hell are Greek minds coming to?
ahh hhaaaa .. Greek men.. any port in a storm... There is a BIG STORM a comin..
Does that mean they will need more olive oil production as a lube?
I don't need an penie extension, what will happen when I have periods of expansion. Spend the money on the bitches tits. More fun.
vasoline time - http://hedge.ly/J7H0Dv
I imagine Greek bank execs will now average over 6' in height with these prick extensions.
Wow, that's a growing business there...plastic surgery I mean.
Cheaper than buying a Harley
Following that, they can then go and f....themselves for thinking they could live the high life on borrowed funds and by rorting the system by not paying taxes, retiring early and securing government jobs forever and a day.
They can get all the penile extensions they want, but that ain't a cure for the dicktheria they are suffering from.
you mean like Americans?
Exactly. And if wasn't for their printing press and military might ithe USA would have beaten Greece by a long shot to default.
Go long!
Penis extend and pretend
So you're the one sending me all those emails.
And sheep rejoice!
One word to describe greeks wangs?
BULLISH
My big fat greek penis.
Before "assistance"...
After...
Is that greek finance minister, Evangelos Penis-elos?
Before...
Evan-Jello: You see, I have this little...ummmm...small...
Olli: Problem?
Evan-Jello: No. It's not really a problem, it's my penis. It's very small...teenie weenie...so to speak.
Olli: I see. Well, Evan-Jello, I am not that kind of doctor. As an economics PhD, I only understand how to inflate nominal prices; I know nothing about real growth. Talk to the Chinese. They have more experience in these matters.
After...
Evan-Jello: Wen Jiabao has assured me that China is prepared, hand in hand, as passengers in the same little boat, to strengthen cooperation and increase understanding... to confront the crisis that affects many of us...less fortunate. China's offer of both technology sharing and funding of this initiative is greatly appreciated. I am told to expect as much as 20% growth...but I do not want to get my hopes up.
Hedgie! A worthwhile use of your picture posting rights. Excellent!!!!
No wonder he needed a penis extension. With a belly like that he was sure to have a 'dicky doo' (where your belly sticks out further than your dicky do!)...he would need an extension just to see it...
About 24" probably.
Beautiful just beautiful. Did you know that if you used the letters in VENIZELOS and you rotated the Z to make it an N, you would end up with the word INSOLVEN......oh well it looks like we need an extension.
If you don't have physical, comedy gold is the next best thing.
Ok so Greeks this your penis before and now your penis after the Germans show up?
My wife, a nurse, just told me that Greek men are notorious for having erectile disfunction. What? Greeks have lazy PENISES too?
How many did she run through to find that out?
Short on funds, long on penises.
So i guess the Greek's needs for Cayenne's AND penis extension was in fact legit!
I.e. http://www.inautonews.com/greece-there-are-more-porsche-cayennes-than-tax-payers-who-can-afford-them
Nothing much for Greeks to do all day but play with their weiners.
Did you know that it’s possible to enlarge your penis at home using nothing but your hands and a few specially designed and highly secret NATURAL exercises that anybody with two hands can do? To learn the ancient secrets just send in this coupon along with $29.95 and add $10.00 for handling.
A Tenderizing hammer is quicker.
Three foot long dick, 12 inches wide and thin as a sheet of paper.
You used to be a CDS salesman for AIG... right?
Better get it in now before all that "free" health care goes bye-bye
I guess that's a better use of funds than an MBA
probably more career opportunities in the near future than an MBA. I understand goat herding is going to be big, too.
That sounds like it could be inflationary.
Mr. Panos will explain this!
Panos: "It's a way to kick the can down the road a bit longer. The Greeks need another extension."
Extension or extinction?
changing from little richard to big dick.
It's not mine baby, I swear!
That's not my bag. lulz
Don't they know Ron Jeremy has the secret answer to all their questions? Just Click on his site and he'll tell you all the industry star's secrets.
Ron Jeremy loves ZH
http://ronjeremy.com/files/2012/03/RonJeremyBday.jpg
Where is Leo Kakalakas and his solar panels?
Solar powered vacuum pumps...
but does it require you to steal from your neighbours; wife and money to achieve a higher levitation... Man I'm on that Trojan wall, looking out for penis enhanced enemies!
WB! YOU READ MY MIND!! LMAO!!
That's the type of innovation that will get us out of this depression!
I'd completely forgotten about Leo, I miss his bullshit (sob).
>>"I miss his bullshit"<<
We'll be saying the same about Bob Brusca soon enough...
I think we are already there.
They are prepping for when the SHTF. He with the Biggest souvlaki, wins..
And inversely proportional to cocksnot depositor size?
DoChen, I told you about SK
+ 1
Yes, we want to rook rike you!
Now I understand why the wife is so looking forward to her fifth trip to the Isles this year.
YOU CAN SUCK MY.....
SCHWARMA !
Waffle?
Greeks hide penis under mattress. Fuck the euro!
extend and pretend.
and I would have liked so much to discuss this article in a serious manner..
Seriously, you can't be serious.
Interesting to see them spend their cold hard cash on making sure their wankers get hard...but it's not size that matters, its the girth!
If they were smart they would be putting that hard earned money into hard assets...not assets that get hard.
anything more than a mouthful is wasted.
Frank Zappa I think.
She looked at me and frowned and said "Who you wanna please with that little thing"? and I said "Meeeee" --- Rodney Dangerfield
Assuming the enhancement doubles the size, does 1 in hand finally equal 2 in the bush?
something to do with a pound of flesh repayment obligation, no doubt, when the bankers come calling
Opa bitchez!
Computing this into my head is hard.
http://vegasxau.blogspot.com
Bunch of Dickz
They would do much better with ego deflation therapies than with penis extension surgeries.
And btw, wtf is a penis extension surgery?
30 years of liberal credit extension + a non-existent manufacturing sector + an over-inflated, inordinately-corrupt and over-bureaucratic public sector acting as a majority employer + abrupt enforcement of austerity measures = Increasing bank runs and reliance on Iranian crude imports, is what describes the current state of the dismal Greek economy.
Let's hope the burgeoning porn sector will provide some much needful tax income, to compensate for any shortcomings (geddit?)
Walk softly and carry a big dick.
Probably trying to compensate for something... .....
Maybe for the gmfact they handed over their manhood to the Germans.
TYLER!!!!!
lolol
To the tune of "Sometimes it's hard to be a woman":
"Sometimes it's hard to be a bubble...."
I find this note and comments sad...
RUMOUR HAS IT: CHF/EUR FLOOR TO BREAK THIS WEEK AGAIN...BIG TIME AND DOWN TO 1.1875.......
and then the chart will look like a greek penis extension or why do you mention this?
I always heard the little Greek fellers had short man complex...I thought it was because they were short. Guess they were. Shoot, everybody can't be from Texas.
In the immmortal words of R. Lee Ermey, "Only two things come out of Texas...."
Do they have to pay taxes for adding to their assets ?
Go Long Dong!
Jesus is it Friday already? Haahahahha!!!
AAPL is a safe haven. You can't print AAPL. AAPL is a currency.
What this article doesn't tell us is the people getting these procedures are all either banking or government officials preparing for a deeper and mroe forcful ass reaming of the general populace.
Sounds like something that the Greeks have had a hard time getting their hands on....
Is that a bailout in your pocket or are you just glad to see me???
Ok, that's the dick jokes done. ZH needs to dig up an article somehow related to farting next then we can plough through all those.
Good idea. Lets talk about Barking Spiders! ;-)
I got em, they follow me everywhere.
Dang things got bad breath!
They need to take a LONG, HARD look at themselves.
Should Exhibit 20 read "a pattern reflected in total loan growth, currently at -5.3%"?
What happened to Greece is some serious bullshit, an eye opener of the most intense magnitude. But here is some even more serious bullshit =====> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ANroM5VaM
Opa!
Can we see the full list? I betcha the other Mediterranean schlongs are close seconds. You know, Maximus Dickus and all.
So, this is how they measure economic growth in Greece now?
Greek names can be difficult to pronounce for westerns so most choose an English pseudonym - Trivia, did you know the most common name for Greek men to take is... "Justin"
Waul with a wee dick, "Justin" would be a fair description...
But you are all missing the point with a penile extension Greek runners would cross the line knob first gaining an unfair advantage...and the Olympics are just round the corner.
Beware Greeks bearing extensions!
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So are Greek men going to Germany to have this operation performed? I'd laugh my ass off if that were the case.
What a dicked up world.
This is a seminal development. There's a vas deferens between the angle of decline in the graphic charts above and the steep rise in anatomical displacement. Classic tented sheet pattern can only result in substantial deflationary period followed by gradual rise into another tented sheet pattern. The only thing that can possibly foretell a quell the market copulation would be an dramatic increase in potassium nitrate futures.
Thank you for the laff...lol!
Bernanke, is that you?
Greek penises go parabolic.
...soul brothu too bookoo
It seems to me, they need to grow balls , not have bigger cocks.
I just snorted Coke (as in Coka Cola) through my nose.
#uck you people are funny!
"South Koreans underwent the most aesthetic surgery, proportional to the country’s penis size, than any other of the 25 countries..."
fixed it
Their pharmacies can't get drugs. This means that the Greek penis without Viagra/Cialis is now the equivalent of the Cadillac you can't drive for lack of gasoline.
What happened to Barca ? They lost their magic dose of Messie magic and viagra enhancement!
Chelsea...in final. What a wankering bonker wonker. Defense beat penis penetration. I am ashamed. Greeks can be Chelseaites on a freak run with bite!.
They're trying to keep up with the Johnson's.
Jones is out!!
Hmmm... Larry Sinclair (JSmineset.com) has gotten more emphatic than usual lately:
... says China is going to use gold to buy Iranian oil on June 28th, likens it to a historic in-your-face 'gamechanger'. Sure sounds like a biggie to me, like a Defcon 2 in the currency wars.
... he also reminds everyone that the July ESM treaty, also backstopped by FED swaps, is set to be implemented and it is the mechanism for perpetual European QE to infinity. It will burden sovereigns upon demand with time limits, but will leaves the unelected elites (bankers) 'immune' from oversight and litigation for any collateral damage they may cause.... OPM and no consequences, what could go wrong?
Along with the absurd attack on Egan-Jones, it sure seems like the time to prepare for Western banking holidays is compressing very fast. When you've been conditioned not to respond to all the consant noise it may be easy to get caught off guard. Bank holidays only work when they catch everybody by surprise, dozing off. The day China pays for oil with gold is going to be a very significant event. Don't be surprised what follows after that.
That's JIM Sinclair.
LARRY Sinclair is the one who claims to have enlarged Obama's weiner in the back of a limo.
OMG. Thanks Basiat.
Answers, as predicted by The Great Karmack: "A pump... Obama's gay chump... and a big rump"
And... the actual Questions from Envelope: ".. a hot new item for Greek men... Larry Sinclair... something special about the first lady"
James Sinclair is the mind in JS Mineset. Been following him since 1983, great calls all these years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbEuRzlhIs
Sorry. I had to.
pure win.
Ain't no fixin that kinda ugly.
Greek men were advised to invest in hard assets
This just in: Blankfein had an extension too, paid for by Eric Holder and timmy Geithner, 50/50. can't get NO satisfaction...
With a dick hanging down to my knees, I might actually overlook and not have any time at all to realize my country was taken over by fucking bankers...
Now everything makes sense!
I'm off to get the surgery..I'll want something to do when this shit happens to the USFA.
Re Greeks top penis extension surgery...
Hmmmm... well at least I now have a good idea where the "extra" from my penis reduction went.
Pity they cant reduce the gonads ... wearing that nut-sling all day sure makes for a sore neck ...
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Just wear your fanny-pack in the front. With suspenders.
Does Cheney's heart transplant qualify as Prick extension surgery?
Someone should tell the Greek 'shorties' they can eliminate their insecurities by statrting the measuring process from the top of the crack in their ass. Boosts everytime.
is that what i think it is?
Seeing the picture and reading the title (before reading the article) I swore Tyler was going to tell us it belonged to Angela Merkel.
Oh, for fuk's sake!