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Now We Know Where All The Greek Bank Deposits Have Gone

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Draining your banking system dry of deposits and loans is no easy task (just see chart below), and yet the Greeks sure have succeeded. There was only one open question: where did all this money go. Now we know.

But first: all you need to know about the Greek economy:

And if that is the "source of proceeds", here is the "use"

Greeks top penis extension surgery

 

More Greek men had penis extension surgery in 2010, in proportion to the population, than their counterparts in 25 countries in the developed world examined in a survey by the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.

 

The report, which compared data from other European Union countries including Italy, France, Spain and Germany, as well as the USA, Britain, Russia, China and Japan, found that South Koreans underwent the most aesthetic surgery, proportional to the country’s population, than any other of the 25 countries, with most opting for eyelid surgery to acquire a more “western look.”

 

Greece was second in the chart overall and first as regards to penis extensions.

 

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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:27 | 2371110 lolmao500
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Good. Bigger dicks mean more pain when the banksters finally get what they deserve in prison.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:38 | 2371181 Muddy1
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ROFLMAO

Your comments and all of those which followed made my day, thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:44 | 2371217 Pladizow
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The device pictured is used in greek yogurt factories!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:48 | 2371233 falak pema
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in France the Sarkozy supporters call it "Flanby"! to decry their flakey opponents!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:11 | 2371314 ihedgemyhedges
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My Asian friend told me that Greeks will be soon be holding erections to straighten things out.....................

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:15 | 2371321 redpill
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Was his name Phil Asheeyo?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:51 | 2371459 The Big Ching-aso
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Everyone belongs to a pecking order.   Some are just bigger peckers than others.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:29 | 2371638 Rahm
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Thinking with the wrong head?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:45 | 2371777 smiler03
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I think I've worked out why Robotard and Trav7777 disappeared. Recovering from surgery.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:58 | 2371805 Hard1
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Nowadays Papademus is the biggest dick on earth

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:41 | 2371971 economics9698
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This is fucking hilarious; the bastards are more concerned with their dick size than food.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:34 | 2372330 FEDbuster
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I am looking forward to "Mr. Panos" view on this interesting statistic. Malaka!!!

Mr Panos on Greek finance and Germany:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvl9N9GdraQ&list=UUKt3C9_KzsFu7aILgC_on4A...

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 02:29 | 2372547 rocker
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My thought is look at who controls the world's Money.  And then you will know why.  That was easy.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 03:34 | 2372597 gared44
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ur girlfriend likes it....

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 20:24 | 2545593 hbjork1
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"Man does not live by bread alone."

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:34 | 2372054 Freewheelin Franklin
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It got me through high school.

- "Spies Like Us"

 

Probably the only good line in that entire movie.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 00:28 | 2372416 A Nanny Moose
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Hung Ro

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:20 | 2372032 Peter Pan
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Greek joke:
Greek man goes into a bookshop and asks female attendant if they have a book about men with little dicks but cannot remember the title.

Attendant replies : "I don't think it's in yet."

Greek replies excitedly: Yes! Yes! That's the title."

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:20 | 2371330 tamboo
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.and some american grocery stores.

 

Semen-Tainted Yogurt Gets Anthony Garcia 2 Years
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:54 | 2371472 The Big Ching-aso
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What the hell are Greek minds coming to?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:50 | 2371240 justinius1969
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ahh hhaaaa .. Greek men.. any port in a storm... There is a BIG STORM a comin..

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:08 | 2371309 Ruffcut
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Does that mean they will need more olive oil production as a lube?

I don't need an penie extension, what will happen when I have periods of expansion. Spend the money on the bitches tits. More fun.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:13 | 2371316 HedgeAccordingly
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vasoline time - http://hedge.ly/J7H0Dv

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:04 | 2371527 The Big Ching-aso
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I imagine Greek bank execs will now average over 6' in height with these prick extensions.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:53 | 2371692 Arnold Ziffel
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Wow, that's a growing business there...plastic surgery I mean.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:18 | 2371945 unrulian
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Cheaper than buying a Harley

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:52 | 2371985 Peter Pan
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Following that, they can then go and f....themselves for thinking they could live the high life on borrowed funds and by rorting the system by not paying taxes, retiring early and securing government jobs forever and a day.

They can get all the penile extensions they want, but that ain't a cure for the dicktheria they are suffering from.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:31 | 2372051 unrulian
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you mean like Americans?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:01 | 2372103 Peter Pan
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Exactly. And if wasn't for their printing press and military might ithe USA would have beaten Greece by a long shot to default.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:23 | 2372147 Ludwig Van
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Go long!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:27 | 2371116 SHEEPFUKKER
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Penis extend and pretend

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:29 | 2371129 Agent P
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So you're the one sending me all those emails.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:32 | 2371149 Nobody For President
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And sheep rejoice!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:40 | 2371192 BlueCollaredOne
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One word to describe greeks wangs?

 

BULLISH

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:46 | 2371223 Sauk Leader
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My big fat greek penis.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:54 | 2371232 hedgeless_horseman
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Before "assistance"...

After...

 

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:56 | 2371262 Ahmeexnal
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Is that greek finance minister, Evangelos Penis-elos?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:40 | 2371331 hedgeless_horseman
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Before... 

Evan-Jello:  You see, I have this little...ummmm...small...

Olli: Problem?

Evan-Jello:  No.  It's not really a problem, it's my penis.  It's very small...teenie weenie...so to speak.

Olli: I see.  Well, Evan-Jello, I am not that kind of doctor.  As an economics PhD, I only understand how to inflate nominal prices; I know nothing about real growth.  Talk to the Chinese.  They have more experience in these matters.

 

After...

Evan-Jello:  Wen Jiabao has assured me that China is prepared, hand in hand, as passengers in the same little boat, to strengthen cooperation and increase understanding... to confront the crisis that affects many of us...less fortunate.  China's offer of both technology sharing and funding of this initiative is greatly appreciated.  I am told to expect as much as 20% growth...but I do not want to get my hopes up.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:46 | 2371783 smiler03
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Hedgie! A worthwhile use of your picture posting rights. Excellent!!!!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:46 | 2371438 eatthebanksters
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No wonder he needed a penis extension.  With a belly like that he was sure to have a 'dicky doo' (where your belly sticks out further than your dicky do!)...he would need an extension just to see it...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:48 | 2371788 smiler03
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About 24" probably.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:06 | 2372008 Peter Pan
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Beautiful just beautiful. Did you know that if you used the letters in VENIZELOS and you rotated the Z to make it an N, you would end up with the word INSOLVEN......oh well it looks like we need an extension.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:01 | 2371277 JenkinsLane
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If you don't have physical, comedy gold is the next best thing.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:08 | 2371307 EBR MOD 0
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Ok so Greeks this your penis before and now your penis after the Germans show up?   

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:15 | 2371320 NewWorldOrange
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My wife, a nurse, just told me that Greek men are notorious for having erectile disfunction. What? Greeks have lazy PENISES too?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:23 | 2371741 UP Forester
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How many did she run through to find that out?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:24 | 2371172 kaiten
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Short on funds, long on penises.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:27 | 2371117 ZeroPower
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So i guess the Greek's needs for Cayenne's AND penis extension was in fact legit!

I.e. http://www.inautonews.com/greece-there-are-more-porsche-cayennes-than-tax-payers-who-can-afford-them

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:28 | 2371118 SheepDog-One
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Nothing much for Greeks to do all day but play with their weiners.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:20 | 2371296 NewWorldOrange
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Did you know that it’s possible to enlarge your penis at home using nothing but your hands and a few specially designed and highly secret NATURAL exercises that anybody with two hands can do? To learn the ancient secrets just send in this coupon along with $29.95 and add $10.00 for handling.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:16 | 2371591 CPL
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A Tenderizing hammer is quicker.

 

Three foot long dick, 12 inches wide and thin as a sheet of paper.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:16 | 2372274 Problem Is
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You used to be a CDS salesman for AIG... right?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:28 | 2371119 Clayton Bigsby
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Better get it in now before all that "free" health care goes bye-bye

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:28 | 2371120 Slope of Hope
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I guess that's a better use of funds than an MBA

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 01:54 | 2372517 pashley1411
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probably more career opportunities in the near future than an MBA.   I understand goat herding is going to be big, too.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:29 | 2371124 blunderdog
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That sounds like it could be inflationary.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:29 | 2371125 ZippyBananaPants
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Mr. Panos will explain this!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:22 | 2371337 NewWorldOrange
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Panos: "It's a way to kick the can down the road a bit longer. The Greeks need another extension."

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | 2371132 Black Forest
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Extension or extinction?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | 2371138 Curt W
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changing from little richard to big dick.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | 2371139 tmosley
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It's not mine baby, I swear!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:38 | 2371175 midgetrannyporn
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That's not my bag. lulz

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | 2371140 ReeferMac
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Don't they know Ron Jeremy has the secret answer to all their questions? Just Click on his site and he'll tell you all the industry star's secrets.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:45 | 2371156 LouisDega
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | 2371144 jus_lite_reading
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Where is Leo Kakalakas and his solar panels?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:38 | 2371178 williambanzai7
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Solar powered vacuum pumps...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:46 | 2371224 falak pema
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but does it require you to steal from your neighbours; wife and money to achieve a higher levitation... Man I'm on that Trojan wall, looking out for penis enhanced enemies! 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:53 | 2371251 jus_lite_reading
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WB! YOU READ MY MIND!! LMAO!!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:19 | 2371608 nick howdy
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That's the type of innovation that will get us out of this depression!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:47 | 2371228 JenkinsLane
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I'd completely forgotten about Leo, I miss his bullshit (sob).

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:52 | 2371249 jus_lite_reading
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>>"I miss his bullshit"<<

We'll be saying the same about Bob Brusca soon enough... 

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:06 | 2371297 LowProfile
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I think we are already there.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:33 | 2371148 ziggy59
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They are prepping for when the SHTF. He with the Biggest souvlaki, wins..

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:34 | 2371152 Seorse Gorog fr...
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And inversely proportional to cocksnot depositor size?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:34 | 2371155 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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DoChen, I told you about SK

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 22:02 | 2372106 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1

Yes, we want to rook rike you!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:35 | 2371160 TapperIsTicked
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Now I understand why the wife is so looking forward to her fifth trip to the Isles this year.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:35 | 2371164 Sudden Debt
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YOU CAN SUCK MY.....

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:45 | 2371219 prains
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SCHWARMA !

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 00:52 | 2372445 SAT 800
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Waffle?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:36 | 2371167 catacl1sm
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Greeks hide penis under mattress. Fuck the euro!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:37 | 2371173 Everybodys All ...
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extend and pretend.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:37 | 2371174 wandstrasse
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and I would have liked so much to discuss this article in a serious manner.. 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 19:27 | 2371854 Dave
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Seriously, you can't be serious.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:38 | 2371176 Bazinga
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Interesting to see them spend their cold hard cash on making sure their wankers get hard...but it's not size that matters, its the girth!

If they were smart they would be putting that hard earned money into hard assets...not assets that get hard.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:41 | 2371200 wandstrasse
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anything more than a mouthful is wasted.

Frank Zappa I think.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:51 | 2371242 HarryM
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She looked at me and frowned and said "Who you wanna please with that little thing"? and I said "Meeeee"  --- Rodney Dangerfield

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:43 | 2371216 HarryM
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Assuming the enhancement doubles the size, does 1 in hand finally equal 2 in the bush?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:40 | 2371195 citta vritti
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something to do with a pound of flesh repayment obligation, no doubt, when the bankers come calling

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:42 | 2371203 Raymond Reason
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Opa bitchez!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:42 | 2371205 vegas
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Computing this into my head is hard.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:43 | 2371213 tocointhephrase
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Bunch of Dickz

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:49 | 2371225 Shylockracy
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They would do much better with ego deflation therapies than with penis extension surgeries.

And btw, wtf is a penis extension surgery?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:47 | 2371227 Scalaris
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30 years of liberal credit extension + a non-existent manufacturing sector + an over-inflated, inordinately-corrupt and over-bureaucratic public sector acting as a majority employer + abrupt enforcement of austerity measures = Increasing bank runs and reliance on Iranian crude imports, is what describes the current state of the dismal Greek economy.

 

Let's hope the burgeoning porn sector will provide some much needful tax income, to compensate for any shortcomings (geddit?) 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:47 | 2371229 Let them eat iPads
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Walk softly and carry a big dick.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:49 | 2371235 Dr. Engali
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Probably trying to compensate for something... .....

Maybe for the gmfact they handed over their manhood to the Germans.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:49 | 2371238 monopoly
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TYLER!!!!!

lolol

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:50 | 2371241 JenkinsLane
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To the tune of "Sometimes it's hard to be a woman":

 

"Sometimes it's hard to be a bubble...."

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:51 | 2371245 Confundido
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I find this note and comments sad...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:54 | 2371248 Ted Baker
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RUMOUR HAS IT: CHF/EUR FLOOR TO BREAK THIS WEEK AGAIN...BIG TIME AND DOWN TO 1.1875.......

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:45 | 2371434 margaris
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and then the chart will look like a greek penis extension or why do you mention this?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:57 | 2371265 tradebot
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I always heard the little Greek fellers had short man complex...I thought it was because they were short.  Guess they were.  Shoot, everybody can't be from Texas.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:59 | 2371275 JenkinsLane
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In the immmortal words of R. Lee Ermey, "Only two things come out of Texas...."

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:57 | 2371267 Manny
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Do they have to pay taxes for adding to their assets ?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:09 | 2371556 Dugald
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Go Long Dong!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:58 | 2371271 infinity8
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Jesus is it Friday already? Haahahahha!!!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:01 | 2371280 CryingBear
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AAPL is a safe haven. You can't print AAPL. AAPL is a currency.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:02 | 2371283 Cone of Uncertainty
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What this article doesn't tell us is the people getting these procedures are all either banking or government officials preparing for a deeper and mroe forcful ass reaming of the general populace.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:04 | 2371287 EBR MOD 0
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Sounds like something that the Greeks have had a hard time getting their hands on....

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:05 | 2371290 youngman
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Is that a bailout in your pocket or are you just glad to see me???

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:06 | 2371298 JenkinsLane
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Ok, that's the dick jokes done. ZH needs to dig up an article somehow related to farting next then we can plough through all those.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:49 | 2371770 cbxer55
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Good idea. Lets talk about Barking Spiders!  ;-)

I got em, they follow me everywhere.

Dang things got bad breath!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:18 | 2371323 RealityCheque
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They need to take a LONG, HARD look at themselves.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:18 | 2371324 Temporalist
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Should Exhibit 20 read "a pattern reflected in total loan growth, currently at -5.3%"?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:18 | 2371325 jarrollin
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What happened to Greece is some serious bullshit, an eye opener of the most intense magnitude.  But here is some even more serious bullshit =====> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ANroM5VaM

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:20 | 2371328 walküre
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Opa!

Can we see the full list? I betcha the other Mediterranean schlongs are close seconds. You know, Maximus Dickus and all.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:22 | 2371336 NotApplicable
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So, this is how they measure economic growth in Greece now?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:22 | 2371339 giggler123
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Greek names can be difficult to pronounce for westerns so most choose an English pseudonym - Trivia, did you know the most common name for Greek men to take is... "Justin"

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:18 | 2371598 Dugald
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Waul with a wee dick, "Justin" would be a fair description...

But you are all missing the point with a penile extension Greek runners would cross the line knob first gaining an unfair advantage...and the Olympics are just round the corner.

Beware Greeks bearing extensions!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:25 | 2371345 Dr. Engali
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.0

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:30 | 2371355 dwdollar
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So are Greek men going to Germany to have this operation performed? I'd laugh my ass off if that were the case.

What a dicked up world.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:31 | 2371361 Roscoe
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This is a seminal development. There's a vas deferens between the angle of decline in the graphic charts above and the steep rise in anatomical displacement. Classic tented sheet pattern can only result in substantial deflationary period followed by gradual rise into another tented sheet pattern. The only thing that can possibly foretell a quell the market copulation would be an dramatic increase in potassium nitrate futures.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:35 | 2371377 mirac
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Thank you for the laff...lol!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:45 | 2371436 wee-weed up
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Bernanke, is that you?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:32 | 2371365 Lost Wages
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Greek penises go parabolic.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:33 | 2371366 BlackMagician
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...soul brothu too bookoo

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:36 | 2371389 sessinpo
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It seems to me, they need to grow balls , not have bigger cocks.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:37 | 2371391 web bot
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I just snorted Coke (as in Coka Cola) through my nose.

#uck you people are funny!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:38 | 2371392 Frank N. Beans
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"South Koreans underwent the most aesthetic surgery, proportional to the country’s penis size, than any other of the 25 countries..."

fixed it

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:38 | 2371401 flacorps
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Their pharmacies can't get drugs. This means that the Greek penis without Viagra/Cialis is now the equivalent of the Cadillac you can't drive for lack of gasoline.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:42 | 2371426 falak pema
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What happened to Barca ? They lost their magic dose of Messie magic and viagra enhancement! 

Chelsea...in final. What a wankering bonker wonker. Defense beat penis penetration. I am ashamed. Greeks can be Chelseaites on a freak run with bite!.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:54 | 2371431 Hoody Who
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They're trying to keep up with the Johnson's.

Jones is out!!

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:55 | 2371484 gwar5
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Hmmm...  Larry Sinclair (JSmineset.com) has gotten more emphatic than usual lately:

 

... says China is going to use gold to buy Iranian oil on June 28th, likens it to a historic in-your-face 'gamechanger'.  Sure sounds like a biggie to me, like a Defcon 2 in the currency wars.  

... he also reminds everyone that the July ESM treaty, also backstopped by FED swaps, is set to be implemented and it is the mechanism for perpetual European QE to infinity. It will burden sovereigns upon demand with time limits, but will leaves the unelected elites (bankers) 'immune' from oversight and litigation for any collateral damage they may cause.... OPM and no consequences, what could go wrong?

 

Along with the absurd attack on Egan-Jones, it sure seems like the time to prepare for Western banking holidays is compressing very fast.  When you've been conditioned not to respond to all the consant noise it may be easy to get caught off guard. Bank holidays only work when they catch everybody by surprise, dozing off. The day China pays for oil with gold is going to be a very significant event. Don't be surprised what follows after that.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:15 | 2371729 Bastiat
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That's JIM Sinclair.  

LARRY Sinclair is the one who claims to have enlarged Obama's weiner in the back of a limo.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 19:26 | 2371852 gwar5
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OMG. Thanks Basiat.

 

Answers, as predicted by The Great Karmack: "A pump... Obama's gay chump... and a big rump"

And... the actual Questions from Envelope: ".. a hot new item for Greek men... Larry Sinclair... something special about the first lady"

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 02:45 | 2372562 Nachdenken
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James Sinclair is the mind in JS Mineset.  Been following him since 1983, great calls all these years.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:56 | 2371492 Metalredneck
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 19:41 | 2371892 jomama
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pure win.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:59 | 2371503 GMadScientist
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Ain't no fixin that kinda ugly.

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:59 | 2371508 gwar5
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Greek men were advised to invest in hard assets

 

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:10 | 2371560 loveyajimbo
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This just in:  Blankfein had an extension too, paid for by Eric Holder and timmy Geithner, 50/50.  can't get NO satisfaction...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:14 | 2371580 nick howdy
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With a dick hanging down to my knees, I might actually overlook and not have any time at all to realize my country was taken over by fucking bankers...

Now everything makes sense!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:16 | 2371593 nick howdy
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I'm off to get the surgery..I'll want something to do when this shit happens to the USFA.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:50 | 2371637 NuYawkFrankie
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Re Greeks top penis extension surgery...

 

Hmmmm... well at least I now have a good idea where the "extra" from my penis reduction went.

Pity they cant reduce the gonads ... wearing that nut-sling all day sure makes for a sore neck ...

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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:53 | 2371690 blunderdog
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Just wear your fanny-pack in the front.  With suspenders.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:29 | 2371641 TrulyStupid
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Does Cheney's heart transplant qualify as Prick extension surgery?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:30 | 2371646 YouThePeople
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Someone should tell the Greek 'shorties' they can eliminate their insecurities by statrting the measuring process from the top of the crack in their ass. Boosts everytime.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:04 | 2371715 jomama
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is that what i think it is?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:13 | 2371728 e_goldstein
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Seeing the picture and reading the title (before reading the article) I swore Tyler was going to tell us it belonged to Angela Merkel.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:51 | 2371794 noob
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Oh, for fuk's sake!

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