Now We Know Where All The Greek Bank Deposits Have Gone

Tyler Durden's picture

Draining your banking system dry of deposits and loans is no easy task (just see chart below), and yet the Greeks sure have succeeded. There was only one open question: where did all this money go. Now we know.

But first: all you need to know about the Greek economy:

And if that is the "source of proceeds", here is the "use"

Greeks top penis extension surgery


More Greek men had penis extension surgery in 2010, in proportion to the population, than their counterparts in 25 countries in the developed world examined in a survey by the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.


The report, which compared data from other European Union countries including Italy, France, Spain and Germany, as well as the USA, Britain, Russia, China and Japan, found that South Koreans underwent the most aesthetic surgery, proportional to the country’s population, than any other of the 25 countries, with most opting for eyelid surgery to acquire a more “western look.”


Greece was second in the chart overall and first as regards to penis extensions.

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lolmao500's picture

Good. Bigger dicks mean more pain when the banksters finally get what they deserve in prison.

Muddy1's picture


Your comments and all of those which followed made my day, thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Pladizow's picture

The device pictured is used in greek yogurt factories!

falak pema's picture

in France the Sarkozy supporters call it "Flanby"! to decry their flakey opponents!

ihedgemyhedges's picture

My Asian friend told me that Greeks will be soon be holding erections to straighten things out.....................

redpill's picture

Was his name Phil Asheeyo?

The Big Ching-aso's picture



Everyone belongs to a pecking order.   Some are just bigger peckers than others.

Rahm's picture

Thinking with the wrong head?

smiler03's picture

I think I've worked out why Robotard and Trav7777 disappeared. Recovering from surgery.

Hard1's picture

Nowadays Papademus is the biggest dick on earth

economics9698's picture

This is fucking hilarious; the bastards are more concerned with their dick size than food.

FEDbuster's picture

I am looking forward to "Mr. Panos" view on this interesting statistic. Malaka!!!

Mr Panos on Greek finance and Germany:

rocker's picture

My thought is look at who controls the world's Money.  And then you will know why.  That was easy.

gared44's picture

ur girlfriend likes it....

hbjork1's picture

"Man does not live by bread alone."

Freewheelin Franklin's picture

It got me through high school.

- "Spies Like Us"


Probably the only good line in that entire movie.

Peter Pan's picture

Greek joke:
Greek man goes into a bookshop and asks female attendant if they have a book about men with little dicks but cannot remember the title.

Attendant replies : "I don't think it's in yet."

Greek replies excitedly: Yes! Yes! That's the title."

The Big Ching-aso's picture



What the hell are Greek minds coming to?

justinius1969's picture

ahh hhaaaa .. Greek men.. any port in a storm... There is a BIG STORM a comin..

Ruffcut's picture

Does that mean they will need more olive oil production as a lube?

I don't need an penie extension, what will happen when I have periods of expansion. Spend the money on the bitches tits. More fun.

The Big Ching-aso's picture



I imagine Greek bank execs will now average over 6' in height with these prick extensions.

Arnold Ziffel's picture

Wow, that's a growing business there...plastic surgery I mean.

unrulian's picture

Cheaper than buying a Harley

Peter Pan's picture

Following that, they can then go and f....themselves for thinking they could live the high life on borrowed funds and by rorting the system by not paying taxes, retiring early and securing government jobs forever and a day.

They can get all the penile extensions they want, but that ain't a cure for the dicktheria they are suffering from.

unrulian's picture

you mean like Americans?

Peter Pan's picture

Exactly. And if wasn't for their printing press and military might ithe USA would have beaten Greece by a long shot to default.


Penis extend and pretend

Agent P's picture

So you're the one sending me all those emails.

BlueCollaredOne's picture

One word to describe greeks wangs?



hedgeless_horseman's picture




Before "assistance"...




Ahmeexnal's picture

Is that greek finance minister, Evangelos Penis-elos?

hedgeless_horseman's picture




Evan-Jello:  You see, I have this little...ummmm...small...

Olli: Problem?

Evan-Jello:  No.  It's not really a problem, it's my penis.  It's very small...teenie to speak.

Olli: I see.  Well, Evan-Jello, I am not that kind of doctor.  As an economics PhD, I only understand how to inflate nominal prices; I know nothing about real growth.  Talk to the Chinese.  They have more experience in these matters.



Evan-Jello:  Wen Jiabao has assured me that China is prepared, hand in hand, as passengers in the same little boat, to strengthen cooperation and increase understanding... to confront the crisis that affects many of us...less fortunate.  China's offer of both technology sharing and funding of this initiative is greatly appreciated.  I am told to expect as much as 20% growth...but I do not want to get my hopes up.

smiler03's picture

Hedgie! A worthwhile use of your picture posting rights. Excellent!!!!

eatthebanksters's picture

No wonder he needed a penis extension.  With a belly like that he was sure to have a 'dicky doo' (where your belly sticks out further than your dicky do!)...he would need an extension just to see it...

Peter Pan's picture

Beautiful just beautiful. Did you know that if you used the letters in VENIZELOS and you rotated the Z to make it an N, you would end up with the word INSOLVEN......oh well it looks like we need an extension.

JenkinsLane's picture

If you don't have physical, comedy gold is the next best thing.

EBR MOD 0's picture

Ok so Greeks this your penis before and now your penis after the Germans show up?   

NewWorldOrange's picture

My wife, a nurse, just told me that Greek men are notorious for having erectile disfunction. What? Greeks have lazy PENISES too?

UP Forester's picture

How many did she run through to find that out?

kaiten's picture

Short on funds, long on penises.

ZeroPower's picture

So i guess the Greek's needs for Cayenne's AND penis extension was in fact legit!


SheepDog-One's picture

Nothing much for Greeks to do all day but play with their weiners.

NewWorldOrange's picture

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