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Now We Know Where All The Greek Bank Deposits Have Gone
Draining your banking system dry of deposits and loans is no easy task (just see chart below), and yet the Greeks sure have succeeded. There was only one open question: where did all this money go. Now we know.
But first: all you need to know about the Greek economy:
And if that is the "source of proceeds", here is the "use"
Greeks top penis extension surgery
More Greek men had penis extension surgery in 2010, in proportion to the population, than their counterparts in 25 countries in the developed world examined in a survey by the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.
The report, which compared data from other European Union countries including Italy, France, Spain and Germany, as well as the USA, Britain, Russia, China and Japan, found that South Koreans underwent the most aesthetic surgery, proportional to the country’s population, than any other of the 25 countries, with most opting for eyelid surgery to acquire a more “western look.”
Greece was second in the chart overall and first as regards to penis extensions.
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I know that in Mexico women who used to buy gold jewelry as an investment now get plastic surgery instead. California, too. Our job is to create a fad for "gold implants" that drive men wild.
Can i get top dollar if I chop off 2 inches of my unit and sell it to the Greeks? This suggestion came from my sore girlfriend.....
To Americans, Brits, Canadians, Germans, Asians and Middle Easterners smugly reading this, look in the mirror:
World map of penis size: http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
Now the Greeks will be able to blow their own trumpets, seeing as no one else is.
Oh. My. God.
One big dick head deserves another.
Backdoor OUZO parties?
Yeah, but are they circumcised? Without circumcision, "it has no personality".
While this stuff is certainly funny let's not forget what the people are faced with and what has already happened. Its pretty terrible actually, they'll be out of the Euro after the foreign elections (US, France, Germany) are finished, that's all these LTROs are meant to do - kick the can down the road a few more months...
Just like in other countries in Europe this generation will be lost as unemployment is high and getting higher. Pensions have been depleted or outright stolen so that older people need to stay in the workforce, a trend that is visible here but ridiculous there (I know, they retire at age 25 or something). Almost all public services have been shut down or greatly reduced including hospitals!
Its a mess and whats even worse is that in between the 1st and 2nd bailouts the French sold them Mig fighters and Germany sold them submarines. At the same time they were selling them weapons they were mandating that their front-end loaded loans be paid back before ANY other obligations like healthcare, education, basically anything. The weapons were not previously paid for but taken (I suppose) out of the bailout funds or tacked on to the new loans.
I heard that within a couple days after the bailout was signed that Germany had removed the Gold and Silver from the central bank. The Greek infrastructure, utilities, parks, harbors, buildings adn other assets are now owned by the Germans and the French (and I guess the ECB although the ECB can't buy debt so...). It doesn't look like they have much hope of things getting any better any time soon, in fact it is likely things will get much worse if they continue to miss their goals and require yet another round of funding (which they will). That's when the European Union says Bye-Bye - their just hoping that's after the elections....
The last thing to consider is just how much is Greece a proxy for other countries in debt up to their eyeballs and spending like crazy, drunken sailors? The only way to justify bailing out another country to your citizens is through implementing austerity measures. Now, based on the craziness of the union, Italy will help bail-out Spain that will help bail-out Italy and so on, at some point it breaks.
Look at the Netherlands, the ridiculous measures they themselves sponsored killed their Government. I wonder if Germany and the Netherlands will go off and form their own mini-union? Or maybe they'll separate into a Southern and a Northern EU so that policies can be more balanced, instead of one size fits all it will be two.
Poor Greece, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Ireland, Iceland - the PIIGS. If they stay in the union they lose their sovereignty and become debt slaves forever. Yeah, I think the union will collapse and more pretty fiat currencies will fly....soon, very soon.
Virginia Woolf had said that a woman has the ability to make a man appear twice his size.
An old jewish lady goes to her doctor,
doctor tells her, I know what's wrong, you need to have
sex 6 to 8 times per week. She goes home and tells her
husband and he says:
"put me down for 2."
An update on TARGET2
http://www.cnhedge.com/thread-4003-1-1.html
http://www.jinrongbaike.com/
oosik
the walrus penis bone
can be 2 ft long...
At least someone is getting a bang from their buck.
indeed! from 8 inches average size going to 10 inches average size after intense demands from US, German and mainly British female tourists that visit the country every year.
Typical the Greek way, just ignore the obvious, and go with the quick fix without solving the real problem(being inept)
It ain't the meat it's the motion.