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NYSE Breaks... And It's Not Even Rule 48 Time

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Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:33 | 1589576 speconomist
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Bullish! Those insiders buying so much, right?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:47 | 1589658 slaughterer
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Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:52 | 1589679 zorba THE GREEK
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Insiders are buying again, 'inside the Fed'

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:57 | 1589701 SheepDog-One
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Right, and theyre setting the great panic and demand for QE3 how exactly? Ive never seen more calm markets, every day open +100....all is well in the land, well until people realize theres no Wall St free money drop.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 09:18 | 1589774 mayhem_korner
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When a Stranger Calls (2011 Collapse Edition):

"That call is coming from inside the Fed..."

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:33 | 1589582 Cdad
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Well, this is the farthest thing from a surprise.  To make the index jump here, chaos overflow is required.  You are going to be very busy today, Tyler.

This rally attempt is going to reveal just how sick this market really is.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:40 | 1589621 Josh Randall
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CORRECT! The market is SICK AGAIN like it's last name was Zeppelin


Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:45 | 1589646 SheepDog-One
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Must.....buy....NYSE...MOMO's...must buy....

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 09:17 | 1589770 Cdad
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Tue, 08/23/2011 - 09:32 | 1589859 Zero Debt
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Stock market holiday? Can't get your stocks out?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:33 | 1589586 Randy Kruger
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Why today?  Asia is up, there's no (comparatively) major news crossing the wires.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:37 | 1589601 rubearish10
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Why NOT today? Smart money doesn't need to react to headline news.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:33 | 1589587 Marcuz Aurelius
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Theyre moving some lambs in position of the guillotine-haircut machine.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:34 | 1589589 andybev01
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" none of them familiar with the existence of the mute button."

Thank you for the chuckle.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:35 | 1589592 hugovanderbubble
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Lehman 2 ...


BAC and MS = Dissapearing


Societe Generale and Credit credit Agricole


Unicredito/Generali and banco Intesa

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:36 | 1589598 the not so migh...
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Soviet style

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:38 | 1589607 ItchiBitzchi
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They have to fine tune those Algo's

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:38 | 1589608 TideFighter
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Banana Republic's HFT scary ferry just took on one too many passengers. The boat has overturned and HFT's can't swim. There should necessarily be casualties.


Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:38 | 1589611 digalert
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It's those damn 'issues' again!

I had an issue once...

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:41 | 1589624 goldfish1
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Installing the fake readings...national security, don't you know. and the sheeple nod as they gobble their msg laden jimmy dean fat biscuits.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:53 | 1589682 Arrowhead
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I take my MSG straight, thank you

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 09:06 | 1589727 Tijuana Donkey Show
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I snort mine off Pam.... The flavour enhancer!


Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:42 | 1589630 hungarianboy
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Well, My AGQ just got filled pre market.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:42 | 1589636 Translational Lift
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This BS is becoming the rule rather than the exception.................

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:43 | 1589639 sullymandias
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NYSE - Soviet style!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:45 | 1589641 The Piker
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You got issues. I got TISSUES!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:46 | 1589648 Debtless
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The buy buttons work okay - seems only the sell ones are having issues...again today.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:47 | 1589657 Oh regional Indian
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I think the name is Telling.


Euro Next. 

There you go, they've been broadcasting it all along, the sequence, ehhh? I feel like I'm on a roller coaster in Six Flags looking at news nowadays.

Vivek (ORI)


Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:48 | 1589661 SheepDog-One
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HEY lets stage a rally going into JH making the 'all is well' case for widely expected QE3 gala star studded announcement? I dont think so.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:48 | 1589663 Hedge Hunter
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Transitory glitch. Nothing to see here. Please move along.



Tue, 08/23/2011 - 09:21 | 1589786 mayhem_korner
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Yes, but it would be funny to see the glitch trip up the pre-ordained +140 open on the Dow and send a panic wave through to a -600!

Er...sorry...I forgot the train is wrecking in Super-Slo-Motion.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:50 | 1589666 zorba THE GREEK
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Everything is OK , Gold is down over 1% , BAC is up almost 2% in pre-trading. 

Our great leaders must have solved all our problems while we slept.


Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:53 | 1589683 SheepDog-One
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All market conditions totaly rosy, staging great daily rallies...for widely expected massive JH QE3 diamond encrusted money drop? Huh weird...Problems all solved, no QE, carry on, great market MOMO's.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 08:57 | 1589700 Gibu The Great
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BAC was up 2% premarket but as of 5 minutes ago it was down 2%. 

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 09:06 | 1589721 cranky-old-geezer
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This last 24 hr rise in stocks and drop in Au/Ag shows people just aren't getting it.

Au/Ag are being traded like all the manipulated paper con games out there with very competent criminal counterparties.

You buy Au/Ag to escape those criminal counterparties, not make a quick buck then dive right back in that criminal cesspool and get ripped off again.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 09:16 | 1589763 jomama
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the good news is PMs just took a shit, so we can all breathe easy now.  at least for a few minutes.

or can we?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 09:19 | 1589779 JSD
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NYSE unavailable for trading on IB.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 09:20 | 1589782 JSD
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transitorily of course...

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 09:22 | 1589795 Diogenes
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What is a momo? Is it anything like a mofo?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 09:25 | 1589819 IMA5U
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Tue, 08/23/2011 - 10:05 | 1590033 r101958
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Let's just call this the pump, dump and prop game. Short term, in lieu of QE3, the big boys pump up (perhaps helping them on their way up) commodities (including PM's) and then sell at certain levels. They then prop up the market with those profits because they are fully invested in the markets with their almost free Fed funds. This serves two purposes; 1- it props up the stock market, for a while, without the normal Fed free money; 2- it suppresses the commodities market and, at least short term, keeps it within manageable ranges. PM's should continue to go up but these leaches will filch as much as possible on the way up.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 12:08 | 1590558 jasebishop
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Being sporadic doesn't mean unintentional. It just means irregular, scattered or isolated.

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