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BAC being attacked by the shorts - they will fail
My NYSE stocks are trading.... 09:32am...
PC Load letter?! WTF DOES THAT MEAN!?!
you don't wanna open the "load letter"....
I wonder at what price level they'll need a Tarp shot :)
My prediction of 40 cents for BAC is getting a lot closer these days :)
Fair value for BAC $2.
4 cents in dividends per year. I only buy banks with a 10% div. So 40 cents is what I would pay for it.
And in todays environment, I might even expect a 15% return to cover a bit of the risk.
I don't buy that "future earnings" crap AT ALL!
They still need to write down all that Real estate crap on their books and I don't even talk about all the other worthless crap they own.
Markets are broken.
This is the most unstable time in the history of markets - well - ever.
Good job Bernank. Great job, Jeeeetner. Awesome work, Dudley & Sack.
You're doing a heckuva job, New York Branch of the Federal Reserve.
Keep up the great work.
BAC plus DC equals banking art center drama club...
BAC going to break $6 in T-minus 1 minute.
Fuck me, it's 9:50am and we are rallying. Totally oblivious of the 10am news drops.
Bullish for stocks
Where will the future growth come from? The confetti machine??
My guess would be something involving Kim Kardashian.
I know we're at peak oil and all, but a return to whale oil seems very unlikely.
bullish on snake oil?
This might be a little bit of a problem. Could someone grab the crash cart and some oxygen please?
LOL! All I can hear is Steve Grasso talking about the valuable liquidity that human specialists provide...and how superior they are.
Could someone grab the liquid oxygen and a match? Stat!
nyse cant process huge buying orders from FEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSss
It could not handle the surge when the FED clicked "Buy All."
"Are you sure you want to Buy All? Click yes to continue."
Bet you there is a Banzai in there somewhere.
At least zero hedge isn't crashing -jk...
What's that smell? lol
It's the unmistakable stench of Red Bull induced OCD vomitus. Pit traders go through withdrawal 9 minutes after the opening bell if they don't have trade tickets in their espresso-stained paws.
This is not the market you are looking for.
...move along. (waves hand)
Ahhh ..'Change you can believe in...' Smirk..
Midtown Manhattan. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
Latest Chinese cyber attack, eh?
did the 40-day banking holiday start early?
what!!!!!!!!!!!!! on a day when the stocks are set to soar to new heights!!!!!!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
maybe they'll start trading lint and nail clippings to keep sharp in the meantime then.
It is a little early for pop corn and Jim Beam but what the hell, I'll be back in a jiffy....
I thought I was the only one living on cornbread and whiskey. Survival foods that stood the test of time. LOL
good for the bulls
it will help the market lift higher at the open
OK, I know a lot is happening lately, but could this just be a "regular" system crash? I mean those systems are not perfect. And again, I'm not being naive, I'm just an IT guy that know that things can go wrong.
I'm an IT guy too... and things don't go this wrong this often with such a level of 'convenience'...
Yes, you're maybe right. All those 9999999 in uptime are begining to look like 666666.
What is convinient about having downtime and losing money? And for what purpose? NYSE listed stocks trade on dozens of other market centers that are not down.
I'm all for crazy conspiricy theory (this is ZH after all) but the idea that any US equities market center would be down on purpose simply does not make reasonable sense.
They had to replace the condenser under the distributor cap and re-time the ignition...
problem is with timing .... hopefully, nothing important and we all will be okay ... at the end we always will make it! i am a firm believer on the power and intellengence of machines and people
Yeah, you may be right. It's just that when you have a privledged Oligarchy who constantly lies for it's benefit, you're always left to wonder if anything like this is an innocent or something staged for their benefit. It would be much better if we got rid of the Oligarchy and wouldn't have to wonder all the time like this.
Its the perfect situation for speculation. Everybody seems to have an opinion or have heard something on some website. Few people says: "I just don't fucking know".
The IT consultant put the QE3 pipline into production too soon.
Or a new IPO that we don't know of is named "DROP table Equities"
"Oh yes, little Bobby tables, we call him"
Did this cause the raid on Au? Boredom from the algos?
can I still put in an order for a double cheeseburger, fries and a medium chocolate shake?
Yep - Tim Geithner will handle that for you at the drive through ;-)
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