Obama Address To The G-20: Live Webcast
As we are about to bring you this episode of the Teleprompter Lampoon's Cannes Vacation, will the market plunge or merely collapse? Stay tuned to find out.
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Le barf bags ready, ladies and gents.
Once again our mole in the White House was able to eaves drop on a private conversation in the Oval Office. This meeting was a campaign strategy session involving David Axelrod, Valerie Jarrett and Obama.
Axelrod: Mr President I think we need to formulate a strategy for each possible Republican candidate.
Obama: (Dressed in golf clothes he is practicing his putting on a rug over the Presidential Seal.) How long is this golfing ban in effect David?
Jarrett: Until after the election sir.
Axelrod: Okay I think the most likely nominee is Romney. How do we combat him?
Jarrett: Easy... brand his supporters as republican, blue blood, elitist racist.
Axelrod: Okay. What about Perry?
Jarrett: Red neck, backwards, oil tycoon racist.
Axelrod: Gingrich?
Jared: Unethical racist.
Axelrod: Okay what about Cain?
(Silence as all three look at each other.)
Obama: Well he is black and we could sell my positive aspects.
Axelrod: I'm not sure I understand?
Obama: You fool. I'm half white.
Is it just me or does it sound like he is being 'prompted".
His errr..errr..... timing, the closing of the eyes to listen hard....
Totally freaky watching him speak.
And of course, did the G20 mention Libya? I thought not. Tch.
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He's such a brilliant orator.
Geezuz, who made up that one?
another 'msm' fallacy for today's illiterate english majors to unscramble, if when, and ever, any trade-up for real journalism
Yeah. Funny how that works. The devil is always in the details. The devil is always in the details especially when Europe will necessarily (by a basic function of math - i.e. money printing) be pledging to commit hyperinflationary seppuku if they really intend on "saving" the euro.
Yes, and it's in a verified bear market, and if you're counting on equity market stabilization, let alone a surge, to save your re-election, a) you don't understand politics, and b) you don't have a single clue of any basic matter as to how fundamentally broken the stock "market" is nor how volatility is going to destroy your assumptions. In fact, in 'real' terms, the equity markets are where they were in approximately 1984. I wish the best of luck to those playing the Wall Street Craps table, whether speculators or 401(k) bagholders, because they're going to need every bit of luck they can muster as our Japanification takes place and Nikkei 2.0 cometh.
Riiiight. Italy is a basket case that literally - literally - can never service its debt payments, let alone pay its debt back unless the EU (including Germany) agree to commit hyperinflationary seppuku via the ECB implementing the Bernanke-but-this-time-to-infinity-and-beyond plan.
If you like Italy, you'll love Spain, then France, which are on deck.
Good luck, TOTUS.
why I cant rate up your comments on all threads?!!
You have to have joined longer than "x"
Too many JPM/GS/CNBC pole swallowers were on here spamming the place.
Incorrect CPL. There is a bug, that prevents rating of comments which start with Italics. That's all.
O(h), he is going to address the 'free' world...I feel more prosperous already.
The US media will of course not point this out in any way.
Did he just say 'con'? That's french from cunt.
ssssSSStt! I'm can't hear him!
did he say somthing like: It's because........ and they.... their fault.... Bush.... Not Me.... Hope, Change, YES WE CAN!
pppfff.... stupid life streams, my internet connection at work sucks to much to follow....
Not Off Topic at all -
I ponder what JPM's real exposure to the EU debtapocalypse is. It's an interesting question that grows more interesting as the days pass and the EU's crisis reveals itself as the genuine crisis that it is to even the formerly naive.
Guest Post: Jamie Dimon's Shameful Spoutinghttp://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-jamie-dimon%E2%80%99s-shameful-...
TruthInSunshine Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:47
Jamie Dimon is a financial terrorist.
Some may say that's hyperbole, but an accurate and methodical analysis of what he and his brethren on Wall Street and in investment banking actually did can lead to no other conclusion that he and they were in large part, although not exclusively (The Federal Reserve, Congress, President, and government regulatory agencies and GSEs share the blame), directly responsible for imploding the global economy, and that what Dimon, his minions and his cohorts did was done intentionally, with full knowledge beforehand that they would profit from it, because they (stealthily) positioned to take financial advantage of the imposion, after rigging the system with explosives.
Jamie Dimon Comfortable w/Europe Exposure - Video Interview
That's fantastic. So if (when) JP Morgan gets whacked due to events in Europe, Jamie Dimon will not request or receive any government, taxpayer bailout teat, and in fact, Dimon will pledge that JPM won't accept any government support. /sarc/
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Yeah, I heard him say that this morning. Under what new measurement is our economy growing at 4%? Even the Fed lowered expectations to half of that this week.
Oh, wait.....I think I know.....maybe it was a freudian tele-slip and he was thinking 4% inflation = 4% growth.....heck, with that type of logic Bernanke can probably assure us that we'll never see negative growth again......or maybe not.
Some singers' voices shatter glasses
Obama's voice shatters markets.
His tie is crooked just like HeliBens'! It is the sign! God help us!
+ infinity..LMAO
Shot for every time you hear 'significant progress'
We're all going to be drunk 5 minutes into the speech and dead by the end of it.
Okay I'm in, I got my Jameson's. What are the rules?
If he says "China must" then you have to empty your bottle immediately and buy Greek bonds.
GG and GM, thanks for the laugh.
With no offense aimed at the Dork from Cork: GG, Northern waters stand stronger, try a Bushmills.
If you hear "win the future", thats three shots.
shot for every pensive pause followed by an "uh" sound
Zero to dead in 60 seconds.
I'm throwing in the towel, I can't keep up.
Has there been a day where Obumma opening his mouth actually led to a market rally?
not that I can recall.................
Maybe the algos can get a minus 3% day out of this.
When Obummer speaks markets fall.
Late, as usual.
He got stuck with Michelle at the Hermes and Chanel shops. Will be another 30 minutes late.
He's waiting for the script to be loaded into the teleprompter.
Wouldn't you just LOVE to hack into the teleprompter and enter your own speech? .... wonder how long it would take him to notice ...
I bet he is no different to ron burgundy.
You could get him to read any old shit.
"go fuck yourself 99ers"
Thats the moneyshot sign off.
gah. Someone junked me for the truf?
They are paid to do it so go easy on them.
" Late" is now "staying power", get with the program !
Look kids: a sovereign default...
and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another
Yeah, and we're the kids in the car:
Look! national insolvency….a meeting of politicians…meaningless bluster…
Kids! national insolvency….a meeting of politicians…meaningless bluster…
Kids!
----We knoooowwww.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgX6qlJEMc
does anyone really want to hear from Teleprompter Jesus? I mean, really? I think I'd rather volunteer for a week of work at the kid-party at ChuckECheeses.
I want to watch the CNN version that is live from Cannes, Spain. :-).
Why you chose this picture of Obama? His worst.
Do you always answer your own questions?
Snap caption contest: The Bamster is saying " I'm the what of the US?"
"Teleprompter Lampoon's Cannes Vacation"
Tyler(s) we really need to hang out, I almost shit myself.
I didn't almost poop but a loud cackle did erupt.
Balanced approach.
timezone problems?
There must be a 30 minute delay. That's the only way to explain him being late.
he keeps pissing himself out of fear-- has to change his slacks--lol
Guys, maybe we should cut a bit of slack to these poor bastards, privlage, great food, cool meeting locations aside, the poor political class these days have worked harder than at any time before....
ahhh sarc....off
You see? Obama just stated that the market is a good 3000pts higher than when he took office...take notice EuroCrats this is how its done.
Don't let Charters, legalities, fear of lynchings get in your way, or the need to rack up a couple trillion in debt to acheive this, focus on the positives...
" and here is the next verse that`s worse than the first verse,so waltz me around again Bammy!"
always watch the hands of these puppet bastards! the hand sign for "i love you" is the same for the devil they all worship! pinky and forefinger extended. even michelle is good with her hands!
i wonder if hes gonna use his white voice? yea come to think of it he probably will because there are no disenfranchised black voters whom he needs to cater to in france
Bragging about the African Campaign.
WB, how did you know ahead of time ? !
WB7, you are killing me. I scrolled down to see the entire image and I couldn't contain my laugher. My bad.
"Before we get started I got a coupla shout outs to all my boyz ... "
his "boyz" consist of the upper echelon at GS....
They are trying to pry Merkel's hands from GPap's throat....
That picture of obummer reminds me of what a goofy fuck he really is--history will judge this jerk, not kindly
I think not.
Those who win the war write the history.
The NWO's re-education camps will remember Obumma as the fearless leader that liberated Americans from their national soverignty. The depression that began in 2008 wasn't a depression and if you think it was, you're a crazy conspiracy theorist that needs to be re-educated or sent to a FEMA camp.
Talk about fuck-Obummer?
See this:
http://headostate.com/
He's trying to talk Netanyahu out of bombing Iran. 10 more minutes please.
I think it's time to call a Spade a Spade. This Spade can't fix shit. And that's a fact!
Its still maybe a little too early to give a little preview of their lastest Iranian adventurism campaign to the American public, he got to manipulate the economy first to get re elected, then its on with Iran.
Open another bottle !
Progress !
someone needs to hack his teleprompter and randomly insert "I resign"
I wish he would learn how to say Cannes like "kicking the CAN" rather than the way he pronounces it , like James Caan...
Oh please, the American Exceptionalism right after his freaking buddy Corzine BK's MF. Good Grief.
"none of that was easy but it put us on a better footing to rescue the global economy" ... are you fucking kidding me?!!!!!
Did he say "incredible fireball"?
"make no mistake"
"Tools have been identified".... Oh yeah.
You can spot them by their ties and various pins on their lapels.
progress progress progress
sounds wonderful
save the climate
Teleprompter Dog never disappoints. Wherever there is a teleprompter he will show up.
"monitoring program" eh? well italy's fucked
He said create jobs in the US! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA,
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The Moron-in-Chief is taking question? OMG.
Canned speech followed by canned questions from canned screened reporters. Same-O same-O from the Dumb-O, Obam-O. OH-MY-O!
lol "american jobs (union) act"
If he's in France - why is he only calling on American reporters? Oh yeah, I know the answer to that one.
Wherever there is a teleprompter, Teleprompter Dog shows up.
Can't have fuckin' Democracy in Greece dammit !