Obama Address To The G-20: Live Webcast

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Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:18 | 1844993 slaughterer
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Le barf bags ready, ladies and gents. 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:46 | 1845149 Chief KnocAHoma
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Once again our mole in the White House was able to eaves drop on a private conversation in the Oval Office. This meeting was a campaign strategy session involving David Axelrod, Valerie Jarrett and Obama.

 

Axelrod: Mr President I think we need to formulate a strategy for each possible Republican candidate.

 

Obama: (Dressed in golf clothes he is practicing his putting on a rug over the Presidential Seal.) How long is this golfing ban in effect David?

 

Jarrett: Until after the election sir.

 

Axelrod: Okay I think the most likely nominee is Romney. How do we combat him?

 

Jarrett: Easy... brand his supporters as republican, blue blood, elitist racist.

 

Axelrod: Okay. What about Perry?

 

Jarrett: Red neck, backwards, oil tycoon racist.

 

Axelrod: Gingrich?

 

Jared: Unethical racist.

 

Axelrod: Okay what about Cain?

 

(Silence as all three look at each other.)

 

Obama: Well he is black and we could sell my positive aspects.

 

Axelrod: I'm not sure I understand?

 

Obama: You fool. I'm half white.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:56 | 1845190 Oh regional Indian
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Is it just me or does it sound like he is being 'prompted".

His errr..errr..... timing, the closing of the eyes to listen hard....

Totally freaky watching him speak.

And of course, did the G20 mention Libya? I thought not. Tch.

ORI

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Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:01 | 1845219 therearetoomany...
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He's such a brilliant orator. 

 

Geezuz, who made up that one?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:12 | 1845443 earleflorida
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another 'msm' fallacy for today's illiterate english majors to unscramble, if when, and ever, any  trade-up for real journalism   

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:10 | 1845229 TruthInSunshine
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Obama: "Europe is committed to standing behind the euro. The details will have to be worked out."

 

Yeah. Funny how that works. The devil is always in the details. The devil is always in the details especially when Europe will necessarily (by a basic function of math - i.e. money printing) be pledging to commit hyperinflationary seppuku if they really intend on "saving" the euro.

 

Obama: "The stock market is 3,000 points higher than when I took office."

 

Yes, and it's in a verified bear market, and if you're counting on equity market stabilization, let alone a surge, to save your re-election, a) you don't understand politics, and b) you don't have a single clue of any basic matter as to how fundamentally broken the stock "market" is nor how volatility is going to destroy your assumptions. In fact, in 'real' terms, the equity markets are where they were in approximately 1984. I wish the best of luck to those playing the Wall Street Craps table, whether speculators or 401(k) bagholders, because they're going to need every bit of luck they can muster as our Japanification takes place and Nikkei 2.0 cometh.

 

Obama:  "Italy is a wealthy country blah blah blah."

 

Riiiight. Italy is a basket case that literally - literally - can never service its debt payments, let alone pay its debt back unless the EU (including Germany) agree to commit hyperinflationary seppuku via the ECB implementing the Bernanke-but-this-time-to-infinity-and-beyond plan.

If you like Italy, you'll love Spain, then France, which are on deck.

 

Good luck, TOTUS.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:42 | 1845343 chaartist
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why I cant rate up your comments on all threads?!!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 13:16 | 1845738 CPL
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You have to have joined longer than "x"

 

Too many JPM/GS/CNBC pole swallowers were on here spamming the place.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 14:53 | 1846222 Gief Gold Plox
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Incorrect CPL. There is a bug, that prevents rating of comments which start with Italics. That's all.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:02 | 1845230 Surly Bear
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O(h), he is going to address the 'free' world...I feel more prosperous already.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:03 | 1845231 John Bigboote
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The US media will of course not point this out in any way.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:31 | 1845298 tarsubil
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Did he just say 'con'? That's french from cunt.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:46 | 1845152 Sudden Debt
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ssssSSStt! I'm can't hear him!

did he say somthing like: It's because........ and they.... their fault.... Bush.... Not Me.... Hope, Change, YES WE CAN!

pppfff.... stupid life streams, my internet connection at work sucks to much to follow....

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:51 | 1845174 TruthInSunshine
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Not Off Topic at all -

I ponder what JPM's real exposure to the EU debtapocalypse is. It's an interesting question that grows more interesting as the days pass and the EU's crisis reveals itself as the genuine crisis that it is to even the formerly naive.

Guest Post: Jamie Dimon's Shameful Spouting

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-jamie-dimon%E2%80%99s-shameful-...

TruthInSunshine  Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:47

Jamie Dimon is a financial terrorist.

Some may say that's hyperbole, but an accurate and methodical analysis of what he and his brethren on Wall Street and in investment banking actually did can lead to no other conclusion that he and they were in large part, although not exclusively (The Federal Reserve, Congress, President, and government regulatory agencies and GSEs share the blame), directly responsible for imploding the global economy, and that what Dimon, his minions and his cohorts did was done intentionally, with full knowledge beforehand that they would profit from it, because they (stealthily) positioned to take financial advantage of the imposion, after rigging the system with explosives.

 

Jamie Dimon Comfortable w/Europe Exposure - Video Interview

 

That's fantastic. So if (when) JP Morgan gets whacked due to events in Europe, Jamie Dimon will not request or receive any government, taxpayer bailout teat, and in fact, Dimon will pledge that JPM won't accept any government support. /sarc/

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:57 | 1845199 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Quote:

The stock market was down when I got into office 3,000 points from where it is now, so.....

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:07 | 1845251 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Quote:

When I entered office, the economy had contracted by 9%.  Now it is growing by 4%.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 13:41 | 1845880 francis_the_won...
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Yeah, I heard him say that this morning.  Under what new measurement is our economy growing at 4%?  Even the Fed lowered expectations to half of that this week. 

Oh, wait.....I think I know.....maybe it was a freudian tele-slip and he was thinking 4% inflation = 4% growth.....heck, with that type of logic Bernanke can probably assure us that we'll never see negative growth again......or maybe not.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:47 | 1845156 SilverRhino
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Some singers' voices shatter glasses

Obama's voice shatters markets. 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:48 | 1845161 TeamDepends
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His tie is crooked just like HeliBens'!  It is the sign!  God help us!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:19 | 1844994 Sqworl
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+ infinity..LMAO

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:19 | 1844995 GeneMarchbanks
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Shot for every time you hear 'significant progress'

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:20 | 1845005 SeverinSlade
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We're all going to be drunk 5 minutes into the speech and dead by the end of it.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:24 | 1845025 Gohn Galt
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Okay I'm in, I got my Jameson's.  What are the rules?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:27 | 1845052 GeneMarchbanks
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If he says "China must" then you have to empty your bottle immediately and buy Greek bonds.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:45 | 1845348 GoinFawr
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GG and GM, thanks for the laugh.

With no offense aimed at the Dork from Cork: GG, Northern waters stand stronger, try a Bushmills.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:31 | 1845075 Dealer
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If you hear "win the future", thats three shots.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:26 | 1845046 caerus
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shot for every pensive pause followed by an "uh" sound

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:28 | 1845059 SeverinSlade
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Zero to dead in 60 seconds.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:53 | 1845180 Gohn Galt
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I'm throwing in the towel, I can't keep up.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:20 | 1844999 SeverinSlade
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Has there been a day where Obumma opening his mouth actually led to a market rally?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:22 | 1845019 Vergeltung
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not that I can recall.................

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:20 | 1845003 slaughterer
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Maybe the algos can get a minus 3% day out of this. 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:25 | 1845036 Carlyle Groupie
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When Obummer speaks markets fall.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:20 | 1845004 catacl1sm
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Late, as usual.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:22 | 1845017 slaughterer
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He got stuck with Michelle at the Hermes and Chanel shops.  Will be another 30 minutes late.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:23 | 1845021 SeverinSlade
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He's waiting for the script to be loaded into the teleprompter.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:40 | 1845122 bdc63
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Wouldn't you just LOVE to hack into the teleprompter and enter your own speech? .... wonder how long it would take him to notice ...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:46 | 1845154 equity_momo
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I bet he is no different to ron burgundy.
You could get him to read any old shit.

"go fuck yourself 99ers"

Thats the moneyshot sign off.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:30 | 1845068 catacl1sm
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gah. Someone junked me for the truf?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:42 | 1845131 TeamDepends
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They are paid to do it so go easy on them.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:40 | 1845120 DOT
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" Late" is now "staying power", get with the program !

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:21 | 1845007 Mercury
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Look kids: a sovereign default...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:24 | 1845033 GeneMarchbanks
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and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:34 | 1845082 Mercury
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Yeah, and we're the kids in the car:

 

Look!  national insolvency….a meeting of politicians…meaningless bluster…

Kids! national insolvency….a meeting of politicians…meaningless bluster…

Kids!

   ----We knoooowwww.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgX6qlJEMc

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:22 | 1845011 Vergeltung
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does anyone really want to hear from Teleprompter Jesus? I mean, really? I think I'd rather volunteer for a week of work at the kid-party at ChuckECheeses.

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:22 | 1845013 Whoa Dammit
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I want to watch the CNN version that is live from Cannes, Spain. :-).

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:23 | 1845020 YesWeKahn
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Why you chose this picture of Obama? His worst.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:55 | 1845380 NotApplicable
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Do you always answer your own questions?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:23 | 1845024 Peter K
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Snap caption contest: The Bamster is saying " I'm the what of the US?"

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:24 | 1845029 comfortablynumb
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"Teleprompter Lampoon's Cannes Vacation"

 

Tyler(s) we really need to hang out, I almost shit myself.

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