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Obama Addresses America's Illegal Aliens, Bypasses Congress

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Obama is about to address (as of 1:15 pm Eastern, so the sandtrap was obviously a monster) America's illegal immigrants, and critical Hispanic vote, advising them he has successfully avoided this pest known as Congress, and that henceforth not all of them will be deported. The immigrants that is, not Congress... although that too may change. Because remember: the only thing better than record part-time jobs is recorder part-time jobs. Also remember: one can't affix a price to securing the vote... of those who are ineligible to vote.


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Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:01 | 2530007 Rahm
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Constitution?  What's a Constitution?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:06 | 2530027 njrod
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Articles of Confederation > "Constitution", Bitchez!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:10 | 2530052 malikai
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<-- Pandering, at it's sleaziest.

<-- OMG He's my hero.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:16 | 2530057 hedgeless_horseman
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He should give 'em each $3,000.00 just to be sure.


Anyone remember when the President would take real questions from real journalists?

Question, Mr. President, where exactly is this $3,000.00 for every middle class American going to come from?  We'll have to borrow that from our children and grandchildren, right?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:17 | 2530095 malikai
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Anyone remember when the President would take real questions from real journalists?

This happened?

Why $3k? That's been done before. He should give $300k to them. Let them know he wants them to "have a chance". That would really set him apart from the rest. He is different, you know.

Or maybe just give another $15T to bullshit/banks. Either way is fine with me.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:23 | 2530130 mick_richfield
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I think we should go all the way and make everybody who is now a member of the 99% be a member of the 1%. 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:38 | 2530218 Precious
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... the havaad law skolar is hawd at werk with his professor'n and such things ...

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:48 | 2530262 Coke and Hookers
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He has to hurry up to destroy America in case he doesn't get re-elected. No time to lose!!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:51 | 2530277 knukles
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Do immigrants buy thingamajigs, too?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:21 | 2530407 Treeplanter
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Biggest market.  That's why Holder is making sure they get registered to vote.  Si, se puede, pinche gringo!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:32 | 2530661 AldousHuxley
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Democrats get the votes, Republicans get the cheap labor, middle class gets higher taxes and unemployment.


It has been long said that American dream is only for the super poor and the super rich.



Fri, 06/15/2012 - 21:39 | 2531172 erg
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Nik Wallenda is about to attempt his baby-step approach to fleeing the US.  I wonder if anyone will notice.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 03:23 | 2531549 AnAnonymous
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middle class gets higher taxes and unemployment.


No. US citizen middle class gets the US citizen way of life.


It has been long said that American dream is only for the super poor and the super rich.

No. The US citizen dream is mostly for the US citizen middle class.

US citizenism has barely changed the relationship between haves and have nots. Despite claiming the opposite.

Rich and poor have kept a similar business but in an abundant world.

The big change in standards of life has been given to US citizen middle class. As expected since US citizenism thrones middle class as the king class.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 10:00 | 2531924 BigDuke6
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AnAn you are being rude to a classic aldous post.

It describes beautifully what exactly goes on with empires.

Like the british empire, in america the select few see the bounty.... the middle and lower lot get nothing but the grumps from cocks like you as they are tarred with the same brush.

The american dream is under the cosh from greedy PTB not 'US citizen middle class'

i'm sick of assorted 3rd worlders (no offense) accusing me of being imperialist when i dont give a shit.

my ancestors who went off to shoot people and build empire only did it to travel.

the poor persons way to see the world in the old days.


anyway i only popped into this thread to see how freddie was taking this 'obama fucks the country for votes' thing.

i guess you guys didn't see how tony blair did the same to the uk except with muslims.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 10:53 | 2532000 Flying Tiger Comics
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Big Duke Six this is Eagle Thrust, outstanding. outstanding.


We'll burn that tree line right off for you over and out.


Mon, 06/18/2012 - 12:27 | 2536503 AnAnonymous
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in america the select few see the bounty.... the middle and lower lot get nothing but the grumps from cocks like you as they are tarred with the same brush.


Woooo. Impressive. The US citizens in A have seen nothing of the Indian loot?

You might tell that they have not seen enough to your tastes but nothing...

They were handed in an entire continent by their government.

Mon, 06/18/2012 - 12:46 | 2536547 akak
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Much like the eternally-imperialistic Han Chinese handed themselves a significant chunk of the Asian continent by invading and blobbing-up the territories of the Manchu, the Uiyghurs, the Tibetans and the Mongols.

Hypocritical rhino-horn-grinding Chinese citizenism physician, heal thyself!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:56 | 2530525 Floordawg
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Yes they do, but they call them chingaderas (Ching-ga-dare-uhs).

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:44 | 2530697 AldousHuxley
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84 percent of government employee making more than $100,000 per year in retirement have higher incomes than they did when they were working.


Nearing retirement, Marty Robinson, Ventura County's former chief executive cashed out nearly $34,000 in unused vacation pay, an $11,000 bonus for getting a graduate degree and more than $24,000 in extra pension benefits the county owed her. When she retired at age 62, her pension was calculated at $272,000 annual, though her annual base salary was $228,000 a year, The Times reported.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:08 | 2531198 tarsubil
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The rich aren't paying their fair share. We have no choice but to bail out California.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:22 | 2531214 James
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What in your world would be "their fair share"?

What do you mean "We"?

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:25 | 2531467 joe6px
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For tarsulbil...  /sarc

just incase you didn't notice.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:34 | 2530448 El Oregonian
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Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:39 | 2530539 Bicycle Repairman
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Obama is the Commander-in Chief / Decider, and we are at war.  Don't like it and you are a Republican?


Fri, 06/15/2012 - 21:17 | 2531151 Bicycle Repairman
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Yeah, sucks doesn't it.  When Bush destroyed the constitution, none of you guys ever thought that, gasp, a black, "socialist", Democrat would grab the power and do his thing.

You OWN it, bitches.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:23 | 2531219 tenpanhandle
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You suck too.  Live it, bitch.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:50 | 2531274 Bicycle Repairman
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Wow.  Good comeback.  LOL.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:50 | 2531486 joe6px
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really?  maybe i didn't get your logic...or sarc... ad hominem bs.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 00:37 | 2531416 Lednbrass
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Yeah, it all began with Bush.

Your only possible excuse is that you are so young and stupid that your political memory doesnt extend back before W.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 08:22 | 2531752 Bicycle Repairman
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My personal political memory stretches back before your birth.  With the aid of books it stretches a lot further..

Lednbrass, you have the attitude so typical of a brain dead neo-con, so as I said earlier GFY.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:37 | 2531474 joe6px
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So.   We get to play this year's NDAA off on Bush?  We get to play the current bailouts on Bush?  We get to play the "we will shut down Getmo" on Bush?  You are a tool with a capital " my head tv."  WAKE up TOOL!  They are one in the same! 

What? You only read one post on ZH?  Well then welcome my friend.  The red/blue argument has been proven false, time and time again.  Trying to defend choc. vs. van. is poor logic, they are both icecream made by your favorite banker.

Before you attack someone here you need to google the top campaign contributers for the past twenty years for both red/blue candidates.

whadya think now playa?

edit: -1

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 02:07 | 2531500 joe6px
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To be honest your dear and beloved Abe Lincoln destroyed the constitution.  I'm no southerner or bigot, just a student of history.  In a desperate act to maintain control of the economic solidarity of the new colonies the then president made all efforts to control trade.  How different is today's market?  Is civil war eminent?  Could there be tension between classes?  Could that tension be relieved by the eradication of the middle class?  Hmmmm.  Those that sustain the system are the bain....  Quite a conundrum.

How do we continue? Are your representatives representing you?  Do they have a golden parachute and you get nothing, but you paid for their parachute?

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:49 | 2531485 Tsukato
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Leave the man alone you anti-semite! 

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 00:15 | 2531395 lewy14
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The documented sector is doing fine.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:36 | 2530204 Sauk Leader
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The middle class would simply transfer the 3,000 directly to the interest they owe to the banks anyway. Same thing.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 02:21 | 2531512 joe6px
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LOL:!  If only if it was that easy!  You are another statistical idiot.  Those that are paying taxes here are getting screwed.  I don't want to pay for idiots who will not find a job!  I have never taken a single dollar of unemployment insurance.  I have worked my ass off, and expect my peers to do the same.  I don't care if you make more sitting on your ass...that just means someone else is paying your way.  If you are a patriot then get up off your ass and work Mcdonalds and Arbys....I dont care..simply because I would.  I would do whatever I needed to to provide for my family.  This next week I will scrape muscles and barnacles off buoys just to feed my family..with a post-baccalaureate degree.  Now let's talk.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 14:23 | 2532430 European American
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"Those that are paying taxes here are getting screwed."


Those that are paying taxes here are idiots.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:56 | 2530292 Harbanger
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The MSM journalists became dance partners with TPTB. 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:26 | 2530421 Ima anal sphincter
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MSM journalists are owned by TPTB.

Why bother to watch the news. Complete and total BS. I avoid it like the plague.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:39 | 2530952 lakecity55
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FACT: He will not take a question unless it was submitted before the press conference so the answer can be put on TOTUS.

He is not allowed to take any unscripted question from a "journalist."

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 21:26 | 2531161 nmewn
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FACT: He will not take a question unless it was submitted before the press conference so the answer can be put on TOTUS.


Whenever he goes unscripted he will utter some inanity like "doin fine" or granny don't get her check.

But who loads the answers into TOTUS to the pre-packaged questions that the Obatoman opines on?...that would be one Valerie Jarrett.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:18 | 2530102 Shameful
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Perhaps you have never heard of Zimbabwe Ben's Magic Printing Press (TM)?  Personally I'm all for it, what's another trillion in money printing between friends, and I can spend mine on real assets.  I'd rather get it then it just be handed to JPM, GS, BofA, etc...

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:22 | 2530127 ndotken
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Rather than "borrowing", I think it's called STEALING when you forcibly take money from others and have no intentions of ever paying it back

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 00:52 | 2531428 RafterManFMJ
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Anyone remember when the President would take real questions from real journalists?

Heads up! Heads up!
Here's another one!
And a, and another one

Yeek yeek woop woop! why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of ****
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back ************! You don't know me like that!
(Get back ************! You don't know me like that!)
Yeek yeek woop woop! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move I'll take ya down
Get back ************! You don't know me like that!
(Get back ************! You don't know me like that!)

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:34 | 2530191 williambanzai7
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Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:37 | 2530214 malikai
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Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:39 | 2530221 SemperFord
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You mean:

Orale Holmes!

Orale Carnal!

Orale Compadre!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:27 | 2531225 tenpanhandle
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Green cards?  We don't need no stinkin green cards.  Just give us ballots.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:49 | 2530268 Agent P
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Might I suggest one more edit?  Swap out the suit and tie for a "Free Mustache Rides" t-shirt.


Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:59 | 2530735 tongue.stan
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The Shroomer In Chief.

Mayhuana ben barry barry good, to me.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:30 | 2530936 lakecity55
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Now show him going down on Jerry Sandusky!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:02 | 2530748 BeetleBailey
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I don't really care about the argument that both parties are the same - the puppets - the bullshit.

Obamna is a thug. A plain, dyed in the wool liar and deceiver. The fucker never grew up in America.

He is a smug cunt.

I loathe the bastard. I am sick of the idiots that back him as well - including fucking Hollywood's stupid douchebags.

Fuck Obama - the cunt.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:25 | 2530924 NumNutt
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Amen brother, I can't even stand to look at the asshole anymore. He makes my skin crawl.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 19:01 | 2530982 gtb
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Very well said BeetleBailey.  Thank you.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:18 | 2531209 ThePhysicist
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Obama's not a cunt.

A cunt has a useful purpose.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:33 | 2531239 tenpanhandle
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It took  about 5 years before I hated Bush's guts and couldn't stand to look at him or hear him.  Obama got me there in about one and a half years. 

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 14:29 | 2532437 European American
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5 years? A year and a half? Glutton for punishment?

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:54 | 2531491 Tsukato
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I'm getting real fuckin sick of all you punk assed, racist, anti-semite, mother fuckers, dissin my boy! He aint goin nowhere! He's gonna get 4 mo years to kick whitey's asses into shape, and help out our bruthas in Israel, before motherfuckers like you shit on our parade. We're gonna see an Escalade in every coloreds' driveway before this is thru. Peace out crackers!

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 19:13 | 2532772 Ident 7777 economy
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-1 continued term; fail

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:11 | 2530056 NotApplicable
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Funny how one can label a coup as a constitutional convention.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:22 | 2530123 monkeyshine
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I believe there is a Supreme Court ruling declaring that a federal agency cannot use the fact that they have discretion in enforcing the law as a reason to refuse to enforce the laws.

Imagine if other federal agencies, oh i dunno like the SEC for example,, decided that they could use their discretion to refuse to enforce the laws. Why, there would be pandemonium!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:20 | 2530626 azzhatter
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Silly, we are a dictatorship. The annointed one is in charge

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:43 | 2531261 Bringin It
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Barry is an empty suit so who is this "annointed one" you speak of?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:28 | 2530650 Kayman
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"Imagine if other federal agencies, oh i dunno like the SEC for example,, decided that they could use their discretion to refuse to enforce the laws. Why, there would be pandemonium! "

Laws are for the little people, not members of the Club.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 04:36 | 2531596 Kobe Beef
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Apparently, laws are not for little Hispanic people now, either.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:19 | 2530067 sunaJ
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Today our local Boy Scout troop put the flags out on the front lawn for Flag Day (as they do for every house on every holiday in the neighborhood).  It's a nice way to outsource real patriotism, anyway.  So, today, based upon my own assessment of the state of this country, I walked out and rehung the flag upside down, representing the political distress and moral disorder in which this country finds itself.  We'll see if they keep putting the flag on my lawn come Independence Day.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:23 | 2530131 NotApplicable
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Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:32 | 2530179 sunaJ
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Title 36, U.S.C., Chapter 10
As amended by P.L. 344, 94th Congress
Approved July 7, 1976

§ 176. Respect for flag: No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America; the flag should not be dipped to any person or thing. Regimental colors, State flags, and organization or institutional flags are to be dipped as a mark of honor.

(a) The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.

Most individuals who have served in the military service of our nation will (or should) recognize this signal.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:51 | 2530272 DosZap
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(a) The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.


HAVE YOU ever seen any time in your life it needed more to be flown MORE that way?.........I have NOT.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:59 | 2530532 francis_sawyer
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just put the flag with the gold fringe around it... some will kno what I mean...

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 19:16 | 2530896 Likstane
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All hail the district of corruption!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:36 | 2531245 tenpanhandle
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It's walk the plank for you, matey.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 06:24 | 2531655 mvsjcl
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Yep. Military occupation.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:11 | 2530586 MrButtoMcFarty
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You have obviously never been in true distress.


Displaying the nation's flag upside down in your yard for fun is kinda like yelling fire in an empty movie theater.....nobody really cares much....but it still makes you look like a moron.



Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:45 | 2530961 NumNutt
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Uh ok, so we should wait to claim distress when? When there is a drone flying around my house spying on me? When the government is listening in on all my phone calls? When the government is reading all my emails? When the government can arrest me and hold me for how ever long it feels it needs to? Or should I wait until a swatt team kicks in my front door, "hold on a minute fellas I need to adjust my flag...". 

The real question is, at what point do normal citizens finally say enough is enough, and start making their voices heard.  I agree to some extent with what you are saying, things are still not that bad, if you compare the US with say North Korea, or Egypt, or some other third world dictatorship. But does that mean we sit idle until it gets that bad? I think it is a better idea to start drawing attention to these issues now, so that hopefully enough people become aware so that something is done.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 19:30 | 2531003 sunaJ
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I'm not doing it for fun.  It's the true expression of what I feel and it symbolizes all the measures I am taking in my life to protect myself and my loved ones from what I perceive as criminal and unintended consequential behavior by the state.  It's done with all due respect to what the flag stands for (for me). It is a public expression of a personal distress that I feel, and one that is (as of yet) not considered a terrorist act.  If you think this fraud is not costing lives and property, then go back to your NBA Finals and pester someone at the bar about Lebron vs Kobe or something.


I fly the flag the way I do because for the first time in my life, I understand that our nation is under such distress.  What is it, Mr Butt O' McFarty - if that is your real name - that you understand?

PS - go fuck yourself.


Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:00 | 2531437 Bloodstock
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Yes, EXACTLY, McFarty go fuck yourself!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:51 | 2530275 Sauk Leader
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Barry with the advice of his wife, will amend that code too.... 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:48 | 2530496 Bansters-in-my-...
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sunaJ .....

Your arrows have been blocked for the comment you made...

I have tried repeatedly to GREEN arrow your comment with no luck,yet can get the comment before and after yours to respond.

You have been censored....!!!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 19:01 | 2530983 Matt
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if you start a post with italics, it cannot be voted on. you need to make at least a period or blank space before the italics start. there is no conspiracy.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:41 | 2530687 HellFish
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Seems like he did it for the right reason.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:41 | 2530688 HellFish
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Seems like he did it for the right reason.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:31 | 2530173 Winston Smith 2009
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"put the flags out on the front lawn"

Made in China no doubt.

On Patriotism

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:22 | 2530619 potlatch
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dude.  Use your words.  Leave the flag be.  A lot of people love that thing, and some people died for it.  Let them in peace, plz.Don't fuck with the flag.  It is just not cool.


I mean, flying it.  Either fly it properly, or take it down. 



Now, if you wish to go burn a greenback....

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:59 | 2530979 NumNutt
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"A lot of people love that thing, and some people died for it."

Question for you:  Did those people that you refer to, love and die for a piece of cloth that is colored red, white and blue, or did they love and die for the idea's that the red, white, and blue cloth represents? 

Think about it, because if it was the ideas they fought, loved, and died for, they would and will understand why it is being flown upside down.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:00 | 2531436 RafterManFMJ
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lol, yea.

Pretty sure they died to defend the Empire, enrich the Militray/Industrial Complex and certain bankers.  Look at me, I'm killing you so you can be free!!! Is this your first day on ZeroHedge? Hey, just because you rub one out thinking you're with Jessica Alba doesn't make it so; the reality is far different.

And those men who died needlessly ... well I'd like to see literally every congresscritter who served in a wartime congress literally crucified if we lose the war.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 09:52 | 2531912 NumNutt
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Wow really newbie, been here a lot longer then you (just click on my icon). And by your own addmission the people you speak of would not give a shit if the flag was flying upside down, sideways, or at all. I was refering to the people that would take personal offense to something regarding the treatment of the flag. They are the ones that understand what it is supposed to represent. Regardless of what tptb have twisted the law and constitution into....

Go back to your stupid OWS camp.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 20:23 | 2531083 sunaJ
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I wish I had greenbacks to burn, but I agree with you there.


Fact is, I am flying the flag correctly, according to what I understand of respect to the flag.

I understand the flag is a powerful symbol.  I didn't serve in the military, but I worked as a police officer for ten years, held a TS security clearance and left the job because of what I see.   It bothers me that the Boy Scouts put this flag on everyone's lawn (we don't even pay for the service).  It is 100% participation without consulting or meaning, which should smack a little N. Korean to you.  It is patriotism for patriotism's sake.  It is the dangerous empty allegience that leads the unexercised mind to complacency with fascism.

Also, the Boy Scouts left all the flags overnight without illumination, which I personally found disrespectful and a violation of proper conduct with the flag.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:41 | 2531480 potlatch
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I didn't ant to start a fight about free speech.  i just know an older veteran, and he gets teary eyed over the flag, and was wondering why mess with that, of all things.



20 vote downs.  I'll take em

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:21 | 2530912 Ben Dover
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offhand question - were the flags made in China? I'm a stickler for irony.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 20:27 | 2531101 akak
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If they were purchased at Wal-Mart, you can bet your bottom yuan on that!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:12 | 2530367 jekyll island
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You have to admire Obummer's honesty:  Even he realizes that Congress is worthless.  Why spend the time and effort to build concensus when you can just tell people what to do? 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:32 | 2530437 Treeplanter
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The concensus keeps voting against amnesty.  So he has to suspend the Constitution to get his way.  By October he will cancel the elections. 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:10 | 2530773 BeetleBailey
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Sure he will.

O'asshole does that, he'll have a full fledged fucking riot in every state in this country.

You underestimate the majority of the people of this country. You've been lulled to sleep by the mind-numbing rhetoric on here, calling most "sheeple" and so forth.

People my not know the sleight of hand tricks done by the Fed or the wanking bankers, and not know all the intricacies of NDAA or the like, but there are things that would jolt them back to life. 

O'cuntwad may do all this shit behind the scenes - but cancelling the election would bring every swinging dick to bear arms and go after the fucking punk.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:02 | 2531440 CompassionateFascist
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   "We demand our right to vote for Romney/Rubio"! (.......)

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 10:25 | 2531968 logically possible
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Obamas Republican twin brother.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:22 | 2531213 tarsubil
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Obama is a stooge. The powers that be will not allow him to make such a sudden move unless it was to usher in a false flag operation where he is sacrificed. He will get 4 more years of benefits or he'll retire to a life of luxury and prestige. He doesn't give a shit about anything else.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:02 | 2531441 Bloodstock
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Puppets do not have bones, let alone honest ones.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:07 | 2530540 Randall Cabot
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I see a lot of folks here who want to enforce the immigration laws, they must be Neo-Nazis!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:15 | 2530037 Bananamerican
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"Constitution?  What's a Constitution?"

although, consider that all THREE branches of .gov are clusterstocked...

yes, amazing, kingly, douchebaggetry and hispandering...

Let the insourcing proceed....

Gays? check

Mexis? check

Next up...Free Nasstoys All American Whopper Vibes for the ladies

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:26 | 2530147 Everybodys All ...
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--- force Catholics to agree to fund against there teacings certain shall we say needs.

--- Defense of Marriage.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:42 | 2530190 BlueCollaredOne
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Sun Tzu (206 BC):   “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.

Obama has been quoted with : "I was a constitutional law professor, which means unlike the current president I actually respect the Constitution." back in 2007. 


Obamas enemy has been the constitution, so he studied it. Bottom line.  Its the equavilent of Hitler taking Jewish Studies in college IMO

Lets not pretend Romney is the answer though.  Liberty is the only political ideaology that should prevail. 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:25 | 2530637 potlatch
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Or a Jew taking Hitler Studies!






yes, that made as much sense as your comment did.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:06 | 2530764 Totentänzerlied
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The whole of the Democrat party can recite "Rules for Radicals" flawlessly from memory in its entirety soooo Obomba's nothing special, just another Alinskyite Marxian.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:47 | 2531270 tenpanhandle
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Let not  the rhetoric surrounding the current usage of the word "liberty" blind us to common sense.  Twit I mean Mitt Romney is the answer to the most key question of our time:  How do we get Obama out of office and out of our lives.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:19 | 2530393 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Ye'ol Liberty tree is quite parched. IMHO

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:09 | 2530042 Vincent Vega
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A. Constitution: a barbarous reclic thingamajig....see also "gold" and "market".

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:09 | 2530576 Bicycle Repairman
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Vincent, you know what they call the constitution in France?  A "Royale with Cheese".

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:25 | 2530642 potlatch
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I had to walk that one off.  lol

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:07 | 2531445 Bloodstock
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Possibly a new hat to frame that mug of yours?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:10 | 2530050 Divided States ...
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Speaking of illegal alien, isnt he one himself?? Has anyone seen his official birth certificate? No, the real one.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:12 | 2530060 NotApplicable
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Hey, now. Photoshop is real.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:29 | 2530164 Zymurguy
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Yup, I opened up that file, made sure all the correct layers were turned on and printed out a hard copy... there, it's real now!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:14 | 2530068 q99x2
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Barry Soetoro

He's allowed to vote in Kenya.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:20 | 2530118 TrainWreck1
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to be fair, all Kenyans* are allowed to vote in Chicago




*living or not

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:00 | 2530541 francis_sawyer
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vote early vote often...

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:18 | 2530908 The Gooch
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Rahm did some recitals there, back in the day. Right before he joined the Israeli Army during, the Gulf War.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:19 | 2530910 The Gooch
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fucking commas


Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:25 | 2530141 resurger
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what about Tiger?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:41 | 2530236 Jena
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After yesterday's round he is -1 69.  4:18 EST starting time today.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:18 | 2530387 knukles
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Nobody cares where he's from because he adds value to his calling.

And that 7 iron up hill from 190 yards knockdown draw was the best shot of anybody's shots in ages!
He was back in that Zen like zone strolling to the next tee with his hands in his pockets, whistling.....
Reminded me of R. Crumb's Mr. Natural :)

Now that's fun shit to watch.
As should be the rest of life.

Hey, but whatcha gonna do but laugh when Von Rumpstuffy says that the EU and Euro are successes?

Laugh and golf.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:22 | 2530410 resurger
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Yup! that shot was fucking "Epic"

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:08 | 2531447 CompassionateFascist
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  Tiger added a lot of "value" Rachel Uchitel. U know, the Jewish one. The one who sued him for "alienation of affection". And walked w $10 million.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:07 | 2530345 PasteEater
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Arguing about Barack Obama's birth certificate is akin to arguing about what color to paint the walls of a burning house.  In other words, it's fucking retarded.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:19 | 2530398 knukles
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Enjoyable bit of sideshow.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:01 | 2530547 francis_sawyer
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just about equally retarded as arguing that it is, in fact, authentic...

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:41 | 2530957 UP Forester
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....or like saying any citizenship he may or may not have been born with was given up to go to school as an Indonesian citizen before returning to the US and getting a Connecticut Social Security number even though he never lived there?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 23:15 | 2531277 tenpanhandle
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There is nothing retarded about being concerned and/or outraged about the chief executive of the law of the land being the chief breaker of the law of the land.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:17 | 2530092 SeverinSlade
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I BET Obama knows a lot of illegal immigrants that are afraid of being deported...After all, he IS one of those illegal immigrants.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 04:48 | 2531598 Kobe Beef
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he also knows he won't get re-elected (or close enough to fudge) unless all the other illegals get to vote too.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:26 | 2530144 Poetic injustice
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Sorry, but anybody mentioning constitution is terrorist.

The same goes for words "Freedom", "Law" and "Gold".

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:37 | 2530215 carbonmutant
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Well if he can't get Americans to vote for him...

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:39 | 2530220 PartysOver
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Somebody has a bad case of Hugo and Fidel envy.

Follow the GAG rule:  Guns, Ammo and Gold.



Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:47 | 2530257 Satan
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Is it a brand of toilet paper?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:47 | 2530258 Ookspay
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The only difference between obama and a piece of dog shit is a piece of dog shit will eventually turn white and stop stinkin'.

I will pay $10 for a head of lettuce, send those illegal parasites home!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:16 | 2530611 AetosAeros
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I understand your anger and frustration at the Imbecile in Chief, and agree that he, like the majority of his predecessors before him are failing 'We The People' in a massive and totalitarian way. 

But your ignorance offends me to the nth degree.  Although it will matter little to you, here's a bit of personal history for you to think about before you blanket blast every migrant away:

My mother's parents are both originally born and raised in Mexico. Granddad crossed the Rio illegally back in '48 and worked as a migrant for 5 years. When he realized what the country could mean for himself and his family, he went back across, applied for a Visa, came over, brought my pregnant Grandmother who had my mother (the youngest of all their children and the only US born child they had), then he sent her back until she could qualify for a visa herself, all the time working the fields and sending it back so the family could survive. Once she got her Visa, they came across, with 11 children, and worked the fields from Florida to California, year in, year out. My mother had the highest education of them all; making it to the 7th Grade.

Now, they all worked, they paid taxes, eventually the became naturalized citizens in the late '70's, and all us grandkids; we graduated High School; some of us went to college, most of us own our homes, and yes, there are a few bad apples mixed into the bunch, but I have to say, on an average scale of latino criminal per family and white criminal per family, we have a lower rate of infractions.  And we all work.

So should we all be deported because of the first time Granddad crossed?  

Now one step further, my father is 100% Apache Indian, born in Arizona. Does that trump you and your lineage? You see, my mother is a legal citizen by birth, my father is a legal citizen by any definition of land right, birth and history. And it kind of pisses me off that you like to lump only one side of the equation as 'bad'.

As a further note, my 'White' sister (we have the same father, different mothers) is dating a Hispanic, who by unfortunate circumstances was born in Mexico, WHILE HIS SIBLINGS WERE ALL BORN IN THE US, and the government looks at him as an illegal. He's applied for citizenship, his mother is a naturalized citizen and his family all has good money to prove he won't be a burden on society. He's been deported twice, although he owns a home here and a business, pays taxes, paid for his vehicle's and home through hard work (and I mean some pretty labor intensive stuff) and yet the government regularly denies his application for either a VISA or a work permit. He has no criminal record (other than deportation) and is smarter than most people I know. Oh, and no kids or bastards running around that he doesn't pay for.  So is he a 'parasite'? 

And the reason he comes back is simple: It's unfair that he doesn't want to live in a drug ridden country, in poverty, while his siblings are all 'Legal'. The government doesnt care about his home, vehicle, business, because he pays taxes, but only that he was born before his mother was naturalized and got picked up and deported on a sting when he was only 17 and working part time at a job while going to high school.

So yeah, you offend me, and totally piss me off. I think immigration should be changed, and it requires some sensible thought put into it. But that will never happen under this current government, and never when people like you don't actually THINK and determine what would work best for OUR country.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:03 | 2530753 AetosAeros
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To all you Junkers- Grow a set and reply, with something beyond ignorant ramblings, or just move along, cause your bias is showing.

Something else your morons who junk should realize; I served my country honorably and wouldn't have none of either side of the same coin ruining running this country. I don't vote for the lesser of two evils. And I stack, all three B's.

The sis's boyfriend; he and his entire family stack large amounts of PM's and none of them voted for Obummer and think this legislation is bad for the country, although they would do anything to help his (the boyfriend) case.  Are they any less American than you? Or does their being against the ingrained prejudice cause you to feel as if they are not 'worthy' of the same rights and oppurtunities as you?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:01 | 2531192 Cathartes Aura
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for the record, I'm one of your upvotes - based solely on the story you related here, and the obvious ridiculous treatment of "boyfriend" plus your desire to work, and contribute to the community you live in - your family, and your heritage, are things to be proud of, as you show here.

nationstates are fictions held in the minds of those "true believers" - this one is way past the sell by date, and stinks to high heaven - that people are still acting all loyal to a story they've been fed since birth is silly and boring, embarrassing even, to be reading here, where people should really know better.

live your life, love people, not fairy tales.  respect deserving individuals in whatever shape, colour or heritage they present themselves in.  and steer clear of all who lack that integrity.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:11 | 2531451 RafterManFMJ
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I wasn't aware Mexico was involved in any recent wars. Learn sumpin' new every day.  You stack 3 Bs? Beer, Beans, and Burritos? Not clear what you are stacking, other than bullshit. Hey, that's another B!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:39 | 2530937 Ookspay
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It took you 1000 words to justify breaking the law? I am all for immigration, refugee lawbreakers not so much. While your bleeding your heart for the illegals, spend a second and think about all of the hard working tradesmen who have lost their jobs to the parasitic lawbreakers. They don't just pick lettuce, they have taken over carpentry in many cities.  The cost in social services has litterally bankrupted communities, and probably California.

And don't play that tired old Rick Perry "you don't have a heart" card, it's so tired and weak.


Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:44 | 2530959 UP Forester
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C'mon, guys, TOTUS said this is a nation of immigrants and a nation of laws.

And as chief of the Executive Branch, he can choose which laws to enforce, just like his predecessor, but with a shittier smirk on his face.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 21:32 | 2531165 AetosAeros
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Look, you want to talk about breaking the law, how about you go after the fuckers that you elected who have been doing it since the country was created and continue to build legacies that make you rich at the backs of the very people you are bitching about.

Fuck if immigration is such an issue, why the fuck are we letting in ANY countries aliens? There's thousands of 'political' aliens who get better benefits that the ones your crying about for the perceived mexicans, or better than you get from your job which is taxing you out the ass to pay for both types of immigrant. And I never said I had a bleeding heart or was mouthing any Rick Perry crap. Myself, my family, all of us believe that something must be done. But it's the assholes who keep voting in the bigger assholes who worry more about spending $3 billion to pay to build a wall around some little country because of some 'special' relationship, then to build a wall along our southern border. And believe me, we see the issues and we understand the problem, and would like to see a reduction in illegals who are bringing in the drugs, the crime, and the 'anchor baby' welfare issues. But until the ignorant fucks like yourself look past our skin color and look at what we're saying, it's like talking to sheeple about why the economy is fucked up.

Looked at a ME military installation map recently? We spend more money surrounding Iran than we do stopping our own border issues. But hey, you got to have your manicured lawns, and your ROI from the very companies who are HIRING the fucking illegals to build your homes, or reducing the costs of the items you buy, yet you have the gall to sit and ignore everything I say so you can feel justified by a couple of standard: Your a bleeding heart liberal : lines to make you feel good.

You still didn't explain how I or MY family broke the law. Yes, Granddad did, but you know what, he went back, and he did it LEGALLY, so where's the law breaking there? The other guy, yeah, he's breaking the law, and we've talked to him about it. Maybe his family should just pay to put him up somewhere down there, pay for private security, and pay out the ass to some lawyer to get his case approved, after 5 years and a few hundred thousand of bribes, etc. But then you'd bitch because the money made here is heading south.


What pisses me off is half of you couldn't prove your 'upright honest lineage' if you had to, or your life depended on it (those who down vote anyway), but you have no problems down voting mine, which is still a whole hell of a lot more upright and honest than the idiots who surround me. Why don't you kick your kids out to swing the hammer for the same wage as the ones your griping about, or have them work a field or 3 every day for a few months, so you can actually stand on two feet and act like some sort of 'chosen' citizen. My kid works 2 jobs and so do I, and we do it to prepare for what is coming. Most people here who talk about 'stocking up' don't know the first thing about growing, canning, or planning for a crop, and they think that 6 months food in the event the SHTF is gonna be enough. Who are they going to turn to for the knowledge?

Yeah, immigration is an issue, but until you and I get rid of the fuckers who brought all the 'allowances' to our doorstep, we just playing the game the way they want. At each others throat and not focused on the fact that we are all prisoners in this great big country, beholding to the whims of our masters.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:04 | 2531195 Ookspay
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:10 | 2531203 Cathartes Aura
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I know you know this,

but don't waste your energy, or anger

on opinions from people you wouldn't respect

if you met them on the street.

this place is full of angry people, who feel

helpless at what is happening because it

disrupts their nice, manicured flag waving reality.

"immigration" may be an "issue" but it's


to be thinking about right now, who cares?

we just playing the game the way they want. At each others throat and not focused on the fact that we are all prisoners in this great big country, beholding to the whims of our masters.

indeed.  you know this.


Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:23 | 2531217 AetosAeros
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Know something funny? I'm proud of my history only because of the positive things I've accomplished, and the good things the individuals in my family have done. Not because of NationState heritage. I agree, like fiat, the concept has passed, especially in this land where we point out the flaws in other States while choking the life out of our own.

I don't even speak Spanish. A little Deutsche from when I was stationed there, but Mom wanted me to succeed, not be a migrant, so English only in our home, so we could go places, not so we had to lick boots or accept BS; gave us the ability to look 'em in the eye and challenge their concepts without a accent barrier.

And thanks for the comments! Sounds like your aware as well. Now if we could just get more and a lot of rope for some Wall Street Pinatas.......

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 22:39 | 2531250 Cathartes Aura
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let's just say I spent the majority of my adulthood outside of amrka, and have no "allegiance" to something that's an invented tall tale to begin with.

and I practice discernment in all my interactions - bottom lines are never based on "appearances" and always come from getting to know the individual, irrespective of "heritage."

aligning oneself with a "national" storyline, particularly a sketchy one that invades & occupies on behalf of corporations - how is that something to hold up as proud to others?  doesn't make sense to me. 

I like your stance of being proud of your own efforts, and the efforts undertaken by your family - that's real, tangible, hard won pride - not "pledged allegiance" to, and memorised in school.

but whoa!! "Wall Street Piñata" ?   count me in!    because really, we're on the same side, eh.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:53 | 2530343 eatthebanksters
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I sense desperation...if you recall, democrats were saying up until election day that the recall race in WIsconsin was a dead heat.  But money from the Democratic Party HQ and the unions stopped flowing to the effort about two weeks before the election.  Obama flew over Wisconsin on his way to Minnesota but failed to make a stop.  What does this tell us?  It tells us that internal polling told them the truth at least two weeks before the election.  It told us that Obama knew in advance of what would be considered an embarrassment and did not want to be connected to it.  I would suggest that Obama's recent acts, coming out of the blue with no forewarning, are the hopeful reaches of a desperate campaign trying to gain some traction.  Unfortunately for him, I believe this latest act will have the same results as the other recent things he has will backfire on him.  I believe he will alienate far more voters than he will attract.  But, I guess when you're desperate and have run out of meaningful targets, you start shooting at anything hoping it will have a positive impact.  This guy can't be voted out of office to soon in IMHO.  

As a side note: when I think of the organizational disaster his mangement team has created, a single word comes to my mind (and it makes me smile)...Clusterfuck! 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 19:22 | 2531016 brettd
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Yes.  Mr. Transparency is out there on his own.  Holder and Nepalatano where nowhere to be seen.


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