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Obama Addresses America's Illegal Aliens, Bypasses Congress
Obama is about to address (as of 1:15 pm Eastern, so the sandtrap was obviously a monster) America's illegal immigrants, and critical Hispanic vote, advising them he has successfully avoided this pest known as Congress, and that henceforth not all of them will be deported. The immigrants that is, not Congress... although that too may change. Because remember: the only thing better than record part-time jobs is recorder part-time jobs. Also remember: one can't affix a price to securing the vote... of those who are ineligible to vote.
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The Constitution........
Soon to be replaced by the "Devine Right of Kings"
Which part of "Illegal Immigrant" does "O" not understand?
The cynicism of this affirmative action nonentity knows no bounds.
More mendacious and muddleheaded mutterings from the Mulatto Messiah.
Hey Mr. A... you're on a roll today!
What in the name of God has the United States become? How can anyone continue to vote for the Ken(sy)an President?
Thanks Bot!
Still missing Leo?
;-)
I sure do... It took a while to go through the DTs and withdrawl, but I'm on the mend. But I sure miss ripping his little keynsian ideas to shred. Oh well.
Are you getting ready for the apocolpyse on Monday? lol
Screw that --- I'm going to have breakfast with Leo!
Being personally featured in his blog ("Viewed by literally fives of readers worldwide!) will mark the highlight of my life.
No sovereignty. Hope you were touched by flag day.
“This is a temporary, stop-gap measure…”
If that doesn’t instill leadership confidence at this point I don’t know what will.
*Sigh*
Our hopes were once so high:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtlDVi_1JMg
So this is why Obama doesn't want Florida to clean up its voter rolls, as it is legally required to do under federal law? All makes sense now, thanks.
Nobody in power has the balls to stop them, I am so ashamed to have been a Marine, there is no integrity with the people in DC.
EDIT: Not in the Marine Coprs itself but in doing any work for these parasytes!
trained to follow orders.... but the people at the very top... they sold what was left of their souls.
Same boat <sigh>.
1:15? It's after 2 already....
Playing golf?
Is TOTUS napping?
Is TOTUS napping?
No, he just completed his 101st round of golf since taking office.
That time to play 101 rounds equals 3 months of his tenure.
Shouldn't that be DOTUS? Just asking.
He was detained because he watched a drone get another #2 Al Quaysak.
We can always hope for a rogue lightening bolt out there on the golf course.
Thing is, "there are no accidents in history..."
HAARP?
Ben advised Obama to print more voters.
where is the fukker...
el Rushbo:
Barack Kardashian launches catch, release, vote!
Sí se puede!
Yeah, I've noticed the Congress Critters can't wait to get their arms around this one. JK.
Obama delivering shit to anybody but the banksters and fear industries is just comedy at this point.
He'll deport "fewer" aliens just as he'll stop prosecuting medical marijuana patients.
Just believe.
Of course, it's convenient that economic conditions provide a smaller pool of aliens to deport . . . while maintaing a far higher deportation rate that Dubya. "Fewer" deportations shouldn't be that hard, all in all.
Weird thing here is that I don't see why deporting them all is a bad idea.
Obama/Biden 2012: Pandering for votes 1 constituency at a time.
late? color me surprised.
You used the word "color".
RACIST!!!
And asking the slope rating of a golf course anymore is racist.
Now it's the Asian rating.
Even my uber liberal black golf buds are now starting the "Who him? Hold on, honkey, he's half white."
Podium is present and accounted for! Nice bird sounds as well. The sirens in the background are just bonus.
The bird sounds were piped in. The siren was real.
Amnesty is a total offensive insult to all us childeren of legal immigrants. And us legal immigrants who struggled through the legal process to be in the US.
Legal immigrants? In the US? They must exist. They have to.
Like legal chinese immigrants to Nepal, Tibet, Mongolia, Vietnam. Do those exist, too?
not all will be deported? how convenient considering there are no undocumented workers left. all have gone home thanks to the end of the economy as we know it....you see how effective our govt is?...all they had to do to curb the inflows was destroy our economy!!...that was easy!!
And now he's desperately trying to keep the rest from leaving.
Who needs sitcoms with this sort of reality TV going on?
I think it's time we dressed our politicians up in macho military uniforms. The hats in particular should be paid attention to.
That way we can be exactly like the original banana republics we are trying to emulate.
Nice garden. The landscaper does fine work.
That's what I was thinking too. I'm a skateboarder, so I have a dear relationship with stairs. You can give me all the money in all the universes - it still won't beat the satisfaction derived from sitting on some good stairs and chatting with a buddy or two. Smokes optional but recommended. The Prez got some nice stairs... bet he never sits on em. =\
Warm marble feels nice on the 'roids too!
You may smoke, but no Choomin'!
You look familiar...are we related?
fucking clown
Don't say "clown"! I'm still keeping the lights on at night after reading Stephen King's It.
Hey, that inspires me! Here's something new for 0bama's teleprompter. Could somebody hack it in there for me while he's still speaking?
Welcome to America. We all float in here. You'll float, too.
Now why you gotta go insulting the clowns like that?
well now that is just rude to clowns...
d'oh! N/A beat me to it, you scoundrel...
The problem is on Jan.20th 2013 Romney might be sworn in and we will have a new clown, a Mormon one. I wouldn't vote for Romney because he might decree I must have more wives. Pretty soon we will have enough for a clown car Chinese fire drill.
To all those immigrants that suffered through the proper process, up yours!
To all those newly-minted legal immigrants, there are no jobs, good luck!
The Michael Savage show should be fantastic tonight after this example of constitutional destruction.
Naw man Savage got renditioned; he's being waterboarded with goat semen in Egypt.
"Dream act" ... because you have to be asleep to vote for it.
"for all intents and purposes they are Americans"
WTF...nice logic there Mr President.
EPIC FAIL
Ironically, he meant it the other, misued way.
"For all [my] intensive purposes, they are Americans."
I stole a pencil from my next desk neighbor in second grade and used it to draw a dollar bill. Does this mean that, for all intents and purposes, I am a bankster?
Step 1 - identify the most desperate, pliable, non-questioning people on earth.
Step 2 - Bring them into your country in boatloads
Step 3 - Shower them with benefits paid for by the confused citizens
Step 4 - Use media to paint a pretty story about how wonderful this initiative is.
Step 5 - Continue to rape and pillage the real wealth of the Nation
Did ya ever notice that every sob story about da poor illegals features a SMOKIN HOT latino? Not some scaberous, rotund, coughing sack of suet? Now, I've seen some very attractive latinos...but seems to me the only ones that come to El Norte are the ones that have supplied themselves with extra caloric reserves for the journey.
And yet, most news stories feature SMOKIN HOT lationos who also speak English...the human mind reels at this incongruity.
Heckling!
Removed!
It seems a show of radical doubt has been scripted into this afternoon's Presidential Address.
We all know perfectly well how they handle anyone who's not on script. You can't even get close to the POTUS to say something he and his handlers don't want repeated in the media.
Tens of thousands of arrested and usually beaten Americans have proven that. Thank OWS (RIP) for that much, bitchez.
wow, someone dared blaspheme the Mocha Messiah in His very Presecence?
now I know shit is getting bad.
Off to Gitmo for some waterboarding and indefinite detention!
I was hoping somebody in the audience was carrying extra shoes...aerodynamic ones.
Is he trying not to get reelected?
Funny - Clinton issued 364 Executive Orders, Bush 291, Obama underperforming that average at a mere 127, (presidency to date).
Who needs 'Executive Orders' when you've got Predator Drones??
And GPS coordinates to every house in the US, thanks to ACORN and the Senseless Bureau.
, and google street view.
4 inch and 6 inch x 36 inch pvc pipe sectionals - and voluntary irrigration work in my neighbors back yard while they're on vacation - nice to own back ups that were reported lost on that boating accident.
So drone the fuck out of my safe using GPS and Google maps, you don't get it all fuckers.
I heard the man really loves him some drones:
http://theulstermanreport.com/2012/06/04/white-house-insider-barack-obam...
Money quote:
"The weekly meetings, the kill list…I mean c’mon now…he’s got his own personal kill list. The guy who campaigned against Bush era interrogations…Obama don’t interrogate. He picks a name off a list…some of these people have been U.S. citizens…he picks that name off a list and orders the kill. Then he gets the video confirmation of the kill…and he watches it. Over and over and over again."
Probably with a towel and some Jergens
Idi Amin, Seku Toure, and Sani Abacha, eat your heart out!
Zero has long been a cold-blooded killer. F'rinstance his 3 BJ-administering Black boyfriends, all killed by a gunshot to the back of the head during a 40-day span in '08...said murders still being "investigated" by the Chicago PD.
Who has time to write those up when you're so busy vacationing, campaigning and filling out score cards at the 19th hole tavern on the green.
Nice try. Except you don't understand that quantity is not the same as quality. That is, if your numbers are not of the made-up variety. I would bet that almost all of Clinton's and Bush's were of the innocuous kind, like a proclamation of National Petunia Day or an directive to fly flags at half-mast.
Your boyfriend treats the Constitution like it's toilet paper. I'll bet that in five years you'll never admit to anyone that you supported this clown.
Don't forget that once they are "ordered" they aren't revoked so the power multiplies and fewer new ones are needed.
I'm so glad I didn't vote for this asshole.
Rombama 2012 !!!!
@Silverhog: But is there anything left for him to fuck up?
It's obvious that the poor middle-class schmucks like me that follow the rules (my wife went through the immigration process) and work hard get screwed in the rear end.
I'll have the last laugh in 23 months when I move my family and taxpaying ass to southeast Asia; and my annual income will be $1 less than the maximum amount to NOT pay Uncle Sam any income tax (around $90,000 now).
Wait. We're gonna deport Congress? Don't get my hopes up.
Why listen to this Master of Disaster when you can hear the new Jim Willie interview on TFMR and actually learn something of value?
Jim's latest on the farce: Weimar Meets Ponzi
Enjoy
I always enjoyed Ponzi in "(Un)Happy Days".
Especially when he jumped the shark, and declared the largest financial bubble in world history, hyperinflating US Treasuries, to be a "safe haven".
What's wrong with letting people vote who are ineligible to vote?
It only stands to reason.
We have a president who's ineligible to be president.
Obama is a crafty little weasel when it comes to doing everything but bringing banksters to justice. Fuck him...
Not even with Rahm's dick.
Keep my dick out of this, and I"ll keep it out of your wife.
LOL
Now, go back to your ballet.
He'd give you the finger, but he left it in the slicer at Arby's
I think I am going to watch Idiocracy again tonight....it is getting closer and closer to a documentary.
"I like money"
Wait a minute....are you telling me Idiocracy isn't a documentary? That's just 'tarded!
Excellent documentary.
Just remember, YOU need electrolytes, plants need water.
That gives me an idea for another artwork request!
Mr. Banzai7, what do you think about showing Obama (dressed like the head bandit in the Magnificent 7) riding on the back of a Mexican peasant, yelling "Muchacos! We ride!"
He's rather snappish today... Not a good time at Sarah Jessica Parker's last night?
Lots of long faces at the soiree last night, well one particularly long face
He found out she's really a dude.
And ... you think that would be a problem for him?
the buffoonder-in-chief just said that illegal aliens should not be expected to plan their lives in 2 year increments. what about us taxpayers who have an ever-changing tax code?
Fuck him & the illegal he rode in on. What about all the people who were born here that have to plan their lives in 2 week increments hoping they will get another paycheck and not a pink slip?
Oh yeah... gotta drop the gauntlett down on Florida and then start pandering to all the minorities who have illegal famiia here. Perfect timing Barack. Fucking shame you and your administration are the true enemies of the state.
Obama is horrible. Sadly, i doubt Romney will be any different: More illegal immigration, more wars, more money printing, more crony capitalism, more too big to fail bailouts, more inflation.
They call that "peaceful transition of power."
I call it "same shit, different asshole."
You're right, but Romney POTUS means no Eric Holder AG. That's enough for me.
DO NOT SPEAK WHEN TOTUS IS DISPLAYING WORDS!
"If you are a citizen, we are making sure you can't leave and your assets are ours. If you aren't a citizen please come and visit for a while and make use of all those services citizens are taxed out the ass for; and we need your cheap labor and inability to get a fair wage, overtime, or sue for being treated like slaves."
Obama's a little on edge today. Wonder why.
Maybe because he's about to find out if he's going to be re-elected?
If the Fed doesn't announce QE3 on the 20th and merely extends Twist =>>>> Obama loses to Romney.
Fed announces QE3 on the 20th =>>>>> Obama beats Romney.
Maybe he already knows that Bernanke will do nothing in about a week?
Does that mean Uncle Bongo and Zetuni stay? Dam.... Well I'll be a monkeys uncle!
Then you can stay too!
Bring your family. Here's a free house and cell phone.
You mean a monkeys nephew.
obama: this is NOT the time for questions!
immediately after speech ends, he walks the fuck away. made me lol.
the illegals have already left in droves
this is just to remind them to apply for absentee ballots
And SSDI
Bad direction, he looked nervous (as he should be)
After 3 years of pondering, I have concluded that president Obama is satan.
I am so deeply offended.
Sorry Satan.
Belly laugh.
Belly laugh.
You owe me a keyboard, monitor and another Mountain Dew...
You can have another Mountain Dew IF AND ONLY IF it has a unit measurement of less than 16 ounces.
--Nanny Bloomberg
Damn...that was the ZH equivalent of "checkmate."
AND ONLY you write it off as a thingmagig (or Chingamadera) costing $3,000 - otherwise, not an acceptable IRS write-off.
Satan for POTUS.
If you think Obama is smart enough to be Satan, you are seeing a much different Obama than I am.
Obama works for the political guy, who works for the money guys, who work for the serious money guys, who work for the spooky guys, who work for Satan.
Spooky guys are the two popes, right?
The really spooky guys are guys you have never heard of.
Powerful people are not famous. Famous people are servants.
i'm from that pirate ship and i'm here to help
the hierarchy of spookery: yup the servants are spooks, the famous people are spooks and the powerful people are spooks
blame it on the bossa nova? you'll find when you reach the top: you're on the bottom...
when i first landed here i was impressed by the boilerplate about the black helis and this manifesto
clothing optional...
Yes, I agree; and yet, incredibly stupid and arrogant, even while reading the teleprompter. It would seem the underworld believes all can be solved with a speechwriter and a teleprompter.
Not to put too fine a point on this but due to our current Affirmative Action Laws, anyone who gains an authorization to work under this program in the US and is defined as minority moves to the head of the line for consideration on employment, education, etc.
While these young people are deserving of a chance to live their American dream, all minority non US citizens will more than likely be given opportunities FIRST before non minority citizens and in many cases othe minoirity citizens.
That we as a country approve this under the guise of multiculturalism is byond comprehension. Where is Congress on this issue? Where is the debate in the MSM ? Where are American born minorites on this issue?
US citizenism has done such a wonderful job that the first black US citizen president is not a guy from the black US citizen communauty but a first generation citizenship holder whose father is an African.
Success of US citizenism humanity advancement program. Even negro culture beat it.
Tells it all.
Please tell us again your fairy tale about how the inhabitants of Easter Island were somehow infected by your mythical "US Citizenism" not only long before they had ANY contact with the outside world, but literally centuries before the USA was even founded as a nation! I really like that one.
'Americanism' is a myth. 'Americans' are a myth. They do not exist.
Easier to understand the whole stuff of conspiracy theory when US citizens are so easy in denying their own existence.
STFU
AnAnonymous
I see you can spell words, and then assemble them into sentences, but the sentences have no meaning. A dictionary is useful but it doesn't mean you can speak or write in that language.
Please seek some assistance in assembling words into meaningful sentences.
Meaning sentences?
So I cant assemble words into meaningful sentences which means or does not mean that the current sentence is a meaningful sentence.
US citizen logics. Once again.
keep trying to piss us off and you just might accidentally do it. Then we'll cut your food off. And your sea lanes. and then you, along with the whole of entire southern hemisphere excluding Oz will eat one another.
for real, ask your masters and you'll know the truth from the nervous looks on their faces.
Rong Pohk, and all that good shit.
PS, you still have those SKS's that your buddy managed to swipe from the norinco factory, right? the ones they lost track of when the clintons put that import ban down back in the 90's and it created that big paperwork mess when the shipments got canceled. you're going to need those pretty soon I think.
I don't think this guy is actually chinese but whatever. He seems to have the same malthusian viewpoint as ORI, who is another troll on this board. They like to pat each other's backs too.
Oh, he/she/they is/are most definitely Chinese --- you must have missed the part where he/she/they spun the fantasy of how the Red Chinese "liberated" Tibet and "ended slavery" there. Not to mention his/her/their kneejerk defense of every vile crime of Mousy Tongue and the Chinese Communist Party, not the least of which being the political purges and psychotic "Great Leap Forward (Into Starvation)" of the 1950s, in which Mao killed tens of millions of his own countrymen in the greatest mass murder of a population by its own leaders in recorded history.
Besides, the writing style of this freak should be a dead giveaway --- haven't you EVER been mystified by the identical garbled and cryptic prose contained within any Chinese-made product manual?
It is the mettle of the insanitation of Chinese Citizenism citizens to denialize their blobbing-up of resources and offuscation of historical facts in the fabled quest to seduce the world into sharing their People's Liberation Opium Parlor fantasies.
Anonymous temporarily subdued...but not by us. Nearby food vendor has special on puppy cutlets.
All credible from one US citizen whose hubris is such that he thinks he can get away with denying the existence of 'Americanism'
US citizens are pampered by their government state, allowing them to dismiss the most immediate reality.
Dont wish for the state to end too strong. If it happens, you will come face to face with reality and it is too different from what you like to fancy on to make you any good.
They are trolls and this one is from Toronto. They monopolize the site called InformationClearinghouse.info (ran by their American counterpart, Tom Feeley, who may be from Ireland, UK).
They comment heavily on Antiwar.com, Truthdig.com, Truthout.com, TheDailyBell.com (until they shut their comment section down), and many other sites. Goal seems to be to smear all Americans and to destroy American "White" culture. They think EVERY American is stupid, racist, and pro-war.
Also, one of them operates the site called DangerousCreations.com
Either they are crazy fucks, or they are working for someone. They are CONSTANTLY on the internet. I read alot of the Antiwar and truth sites, and after a while you can tell who they are.
He seems to have the same malthusian viewpoint as ORI,
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A malthusian viewpoint? I have one?
And in what way would it differ from the malthusian viewpoint expressed by so many US citizens on this site?
keep trying to piss us off and you just might accidentally do it. Then we'll cut your food off. And your sea lanes. and then you, along with the whole of entire southern hemisphere excluding Oz will eat one another.
for real, ask your masters and you'll know the truth from the nervous looks on their faces.
Rong Pohk, and all that good shit.
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Who is that we? Is a collectivistic construction similar to that US citizen We the People?
If you had any power of the kind you claim to have through collective association, you wont be lamenting your way on this site.
Better, your position in here, your loss of faith in the actuality of your membership to the US citizen gang, your whim to see a change in US citizenism other than your change in status indicates that you are going to be among people who are going to go through that kind of treatment by that 'we'
More time-traveling algebraic coconut hobnobbing gibberish from the ragingly prejudiced anti-American Chinese Firster.
Don't you have a Middle Kingdom roadside to shit up? There must be a few spots left uncovered in deng by your fellow quasi-human post-puppy-gorging Chinese Citizenism citizens.
TROLL
Obadictator's treason goes unchallenged again...this is how a republic dies...to thunderous silence...
Problem is the way these so-called wedge issues divide us. For example, how does a "libertarian" object to this?
Gays, abortion, the social contract (not that it actually exists), all this bullshit is part of the circus.
That last question shouted out by an obviously soon to be NDAA'd journalist was so right on: "what about the american workers...?" This POS POTUS turned his back. We are doomed. He's a tin pot dictator. We are ruled by a so callled black muslim kenyan marxist.
Actually, you were on a roll there, but in order to legitimately invoke the concept of "so-called," you would necessarily be alluding to a reasonably credible authority for the charge that he's a "black muslim kenyan marxist."
Nuff said.