Obama Addresses America's Illegal Aliens, Bypasses Congress

Tyler Durden's picture

Obama is about to address (as of 1:15 pm Eastern, so the sandtrap was obviously a monster) America's illegal immigrants, and critical Hispanic vote, advising them he has successfully avoided this pest known as Congress, and that henceforth not all of them will be deported. The immigrants that is, not Congress... although that too may change. Because remember: the only thing better than record part-time jobs is recorder part-time jobs. Also remember: one can't affix a price to securing the vote... of those who are ineligible to vote.

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tongue.stan's picture

The Shroomer In Chief.

Mayhuana ben barry barry good, to me.

lakecity55's picture

Now show him going down on Jerry Sandusky!

BeetleBailey's picture

I don't really care about the argument that both parties are the same - the puppets - the bullshit.

Obamna is a thug. A plain, dyed in the wool liar and deceiver. The fucker never grew up in America.

He is a smug cunt.

I loathe the bastard. I am sick of the idiots that back him as well - including fucking Hollywood's stupid douchebags.

Fuck Obama - the cunt.

NumNutt's picture

Amen brother, I can't even stand to look at the asshole anymore. He makes my skin crawl.

gtb's picture

Very well said BeetleBailey.  Thank you.

ThePhysicist's picture

Obama's not a cunt.

A cunt has a useful purpose.

tenpanhandle's picture

It took  about 5 years before I hated Bush's guts and couldn't stand to look at him or hear him.  Obama got me there in about one and a half years. 

European American's picture

5 years? A year and a half? Glutton for punishment?

Tsukato's picture

I'm getting real fuckin sick of all you punk assed, racist, anti-semite, mother fuckers, dissin my boy! He aint goin nowhere! He's gonna get 4 mo years to kick whitey's asses into shape, and help out our bruthas in Israel, before motherfuckers like you shit on our parade. We're gonna see an Escalade in every coloreds' driveway before this is thru. Peace out crackers!

NotApplicable's picture

Funny how one can label a coup as a constitutional convention.


monkeyshine's picture

I believe there is a Supreme Court ruling declaring that a federal agency cannot use the fact that they have discretion in enforcing the law as a reason to refuse to enforce the laws.

Imagine if other federal agencies, oh i dunno like the SEC for example,, decided that they could use their discretion to refuse to enforce the laws. Why, there would be pandemonium!

azzhatter's picture

Silly, we are a dictatorship. The annointed one is in charge

Bringin It's picture

Barry is an empty suit so who is this "annointed one" you speak of?

Kayman's picture

"Imagine if other federal agencies, oh i dunno like the SEC for example,, decided that they could use their discretion to refuse to enforce the laws. Why, there would be pandemonium! "

Laws are for the little people, not members of the Club.

Kobe Beef's picture

Apparently, laws are not for little Hispanic people now, either.

sunaJ's picture

Today our local Boy Scout troop put the flags out on the front lawn for Flag Day (as they do for every house on every holiday in the neighborhood).  It's a nice way to outsource real patriotism, anyway.  So, today, based upon my own assessment of the state of this country, I walked out and rehung the flag upside down, representing the political distress and moral disorder in which this country finds itself.  We'll see if they keep putting the flag on my lawn come Independence Day.

sunaJ's picture

Title 36, U.S.C., Chapter 10
As amended by P.L. 344, 94th Congress
Approved July 7, 1976

§ 176. Respect for flag: No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America; the flag should not be dipped to any person or thing. Regimental colors, State flags, and organization or institutional flags are to be dipped as a mark of honor.

(a) The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.

Most individuals who have served in the military service of our nation will (or should) recognize this signal.

DosZap's picture

(a) The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.


HAVE YOU ever seen any time in your life it needed more to be flown MORE that way?.........I have NOT.

francis_sawyer's picture

just put the flag with the gold fringe around it... some will kno what I mean...

Likstane's picture

All hail the district of corruption!

tenpanhandle's picture

It's walk the plank for you, matey.

mvsjcl's picture

Yep. Military occupation.

MrButtoMcFarty's picture

You have obviously never been in true distress.


Displaying the nation's flag upside down in your yard for fun is kinda like yelling fire in an empty movie theater.....nobody really cares much....but it still makes you look like a moron.



NumNutt's picture

Uh ok, so we should wait to claim distress when? When there is a drone flying around my house spying on me? When the government is listening in on all my phone calls? When the government is reading all my emails? When the government can arrest me and hold me for how ever long it feels it needs to? Or should I wait until a swatt team kicks in my front door, "hold on a minute fellas I need to adjust my flag...". 

The real question is, at what point do normal citizens finally say enough is enough, and start making their voices heard.  I agree to some extent with what you are saying, things are still not that bad, if you compare the US with say North Korea, or Egypt, or some other third world dictatorship. But does that mean we sit idle until it gets that bad? I think it is a better idea to start drawing attention to these issues now, so that hopefully enough people become aware so that something is done.

sunaJ's picture

I'm not doing it for fun.  It's the true expression of what I feel and it symbolizes all the measures I am taking in my life to protect myself and my loved ones from what I perceive as criminal and unintended consequential behavior by the state.  It's done with all due respect to what the flag stands for (for me). It is a public expression of a personal distress that I feel, and one that is (as of yet) not considered a terrorist act.  If you think this fraud is not costing lives and property, then go back to your NBA Finals and pester someone at the bar about Lebron vs Kobe or something.


I fly the flag the way I do because for the first time in my life, I understand that our nation is under such distress.  What is it, Mr Butt O' McFarty - if that is your real name - that you understand?

PS - go fuck yourself.


Bloodstock's picture

Yes, EXACTLY, McFarty go fuck yourself!

Sauk Leader's picture

Barry with the advice of his wife, will amend that code too....


Bansters-in-my- feces's picture

sunaJ .....

Your arrows have been blocked for the comment you made...

I have tried repeatedly to GREEN arrow your comment with no luck,yet can get the comment before and after yours to respond.

You have been censored....!!!

Matt's picture

if you start a post with italics, it cannot be voted on. you need to make at least a period or blank space before the italics start. there is no conspiracy.

HellFish's picture

Seems like he did it for the right reason.

HellFish's picture

Seems like he did it for the right reason.

Winston Smith 2009's picture

"put the flags out on the front lawn"

Made in China no doubt.

On Patriotism


potlatch's picture

dude.  Use your words.  Leave the flag be.  A lot of people love that thing, and some people died for it.  Let them in peace, plz.Don't fuck with the flag.  It is just not cool.


I mean, flying it.  Either fly it properly, or take it down. 



Now, if you wish to go burn a greenback....

NumNutt's picture

"A lot of people love that thing, and some people died for it."

Question for you:  Did those people that you refer to, love and die for a piece of cloth that is colored red, white and blue, or did they love and die for the idea's that the red, white, and blue cloth represents? 

Think about it, because if it was the ideas they fought, loved, and died for, they would and will understand why it is being flown upside down.

RafterManFMJ's picture

lol, yea.

Pretty sure they died to defend the Empire, enrich the Militray/Industrial Complex and certain bankers.  Look at me, I'm killing you so you can be free!!! Is this your first day on ZeroHedge? Hey, just because you rub one out thinking you're with Jessica Alba doesn't make it so; the reality is far different.

And those men who died needlessly ... well I'd like to see literally every congresscritter who served in a wartime congress literally crucified if we lose the war.

NumNutt's picture

Wow really newbie, been here a lot longer then you (just click on my icon). And by your own addmission the people you speak of would not give a shit if the flag was flying upside down, sideways, or at all. I was refering to the people that would take personal offense to something regarding the treatment of the flag. They are the ones that understand what it is supposed to represent. Regardless of what tptb have twisted the law and constitution into....

Go back to your stupid OWS camp.

sunaJ's picture

I wish I had greenbacks to burn, but I agree with you there.


Fact is, I am flying the flag correctly, according to what I understand of respect to the flag.

I understand the flag is a powerful symbol.  I didn't serve in the military, but I worked as a police officer for ten years, held a TS security clearance and left the job because of what I see.   It bothers me that the Boy Scouts put this flag on everyone's lawn (we don't even pay for the service).  It is 100% participation without consulting or meaning, which should smack a little N. Korean to you.  It is patriotism for patriotism's sake.  It is the dangerous empty allegience that leads the unexercised mind to complacency with fascism.

Also, the Boy Scouts left all the flags overnight without illumination, which I personally found disrespectful and a violation of proper conduct with the flag.

potlatch's picture

I didn't ant to start a fight about free speech.  i just know an older veteran, and he gets teary eyed over the flag, and was wondering why mess with that, of all things.



20 vote downs.  I'll take em

Ben Dover's picture

offhand question - were the flags made in China? I'm a stickler for irony.

akak's picture

If they were purchased at Wal-Mart, you can bet your bottom yuan on that!

jekyll island's picture

You have to admire Obummer's honesty:  Even he realizes that Congress is worthless.  Why spend the time and effort to build concensus when you can just tell people what to do? 

Treeplanter's picture

The concensus keeps voting against amnesty.  So he has to suspend the Constitution to get his way.  By October he will cancel the elections. 

BeetleBailey's picture

Sure he will.

O'asshole does that, he'll have a full fledged fucking riot in every state in this country.

You underestimate the majority of the people of this country. You've been lulled to sleep by the mind-numbing rhetoric on here, calling most "sheeple" and so forth.

People my not know the sleight of hand tricks done by the Fed or the wanking bankers, and not know all the intricacies of NDAA or the like, but there are things that would jolt them back to life. 

O'cuntwad may do all this shit behind the scenes - but cancelling the election would bring every swinging dick to bear arms and go after the fucking punk.

CompassionateFascist's picture

   "We demand our right to vote for Romney/Rubio"! (.......)

tarsubil's picture

Obama is a stooge. The powers that be will not allow him to make such a sudden move unless it was to usher in a false flag operation where he is sacrificed. He will get 4 more years of benefits or he'll retire to a life of luxury and prestige. He doesn't give a shit about anything else.

Bloodstock's picture

Puppets do not have bones, let alone honest ones.