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Obama Addresses America's Illegal Aliens, Bypasses Congress

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Obama is about to address (as of 1:15 pm Eastern, so the sandtrap was obviously a monster) America's illegal immigrants, and critical Hispanic vote, advising them he has successfully avoided this pest known as Congress, and that henceforth not all of them will be deported. The immigrants that is, not Congress... although that too may change. Because remember: the only thing better than record part-time jobs is recorder part-time jobs. Also remember: one can't affix a price to securing the vote... of those who are ineligible to vote.

 

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Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:35 | 2530200 tongue.stan
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my bad, I just meant he is a so called black, considering the rented womb from which he emerged was caucasian. As for the rest of that description, there is no ambiguity.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:41 | 2530231 Bob
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Oh, I get it.  You're right.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:59 | 2530306 AnAnonymous
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We are ruled by a so callled black muslim kenyan marxist.

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Nope. Obama is your typical US citizen president.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:08 | 2530350 akak
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Please tell us again your fairy tale about how the inhabitants of Easter Island were somehow infected by your mythical "US Citizenism" not only long before they had ANY contact with the outside world, but literally centuries before the USA was even founded as a nation! I really like that one.

Your raging anti-American prejudice blinds you to all facts, logic and reason.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 03:42 | 2531563 AnAnonymous
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Never written something like that.

Here what was stated.

Eastern Island people was sunk by their contact with US citizens.

They had their harsh times but they were picking up.

US citizens were not the first to make contact with Easter Island people but they were lethal to the EI people.

The King made contact with the Indians in North America before US citizens. Does not mean the King had the same result as US citizens.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 08:34 | 2531770 akak
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Not only are you autistic and most likely a paid troll, and an egregious liar, you are also literally insane.  They really need to remove the computers from the People's Liberation Opium Parlors where you apparently do most or all of your online trolling.

Shut the fuck up already you asswipe (meaning of last word being probably unfamiliar to you, roadside shitting Chinese Citizenism citizens using their hands and tongues to wipe each others' shitty bottoms while squatting and defecating on sides of highway, like the dogs that they just shat out.)

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 08:48 | 2531800 AnAnonymous
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Reading you, one could think you are prejudiced against the Chinese.

US citizenism at work.

Mon, 06/18/2012 - 12:17 | 2536477 akak
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MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!

 

You mean even remotely similar to how you are ragingly prejudiced against every and all Americans?  ALL of whom you condemn for the crimes of a tiny sociopathic elite?  Dangdang, that is rich!

Mon, 06/18/2012 - 12:32 | 2536528 AnAnonymous
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Ah, the elite.

Watch out though, in US citizenism, the middle class is the King class.

Dont self indict, it is bad in US citizenism.

Mon, 06/18/2012 - 13:03 | 2536646 akak
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Self-indictment is apparently inconceivable among hypocritical and denialistic Chinese Citizenism citizens such as yourself, for whom every tiny aspect of the USA or its population is evil and every minute aspect of your glorious Communist Party dictatorship in the People's Republic of Blobbing-Upism is good and beyond criticism.

Your raging anti-American prejudice, your mendacious hypocrisy, and your simplistic and blind collectivism demonstrate what a fool and a liar you really are.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 21:28 | 2532959 TheFourthStooge-ing
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akak said:

Not only are you autistic and most likely a paid troll, and an egregious liar, you are also literally insane.

Insanitation is dominatoring force in eternal nature of Chinese citizenism.

They really need to remove the computers from the People's Liberation Opium Parlors where you apparently do most or all of your online trolling.

Him very highness being on posting to weekend shift. Chinese citizenism trolleration weekend pay schedule as pufff of opium smoking per word of posting judiciously.

Shut the fuck up already you asswipe (meaning of last word being probably unfamiliar to you, roadside shitting Chinese Citizenism citizens using their hands and tongues to wipe each others' shitty bottoms while squatting and defecating on sides of highway, like the dogs that they just shat out.)

ROR!!!

Shitmanfuck, statement having strongness of truthery, make me riterarry raughing out roud.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:25 | 2530142 fenner
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American -> Mexican?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:25 | 2530143 The Gooch
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Three Ohhh Eight

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:26 | 2530148 CaptainObvious
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Is there no end to his niche pandering?  First he caters to the homosexuals and tells them gay marriage is A-OK.  Then he caters to the financially irresponsible and promises them $3000 to buy thingamajigs.  Now he caters to the illegal immigrants and says they can have jobs as long as they haven't committed a crime. (Ignoring the central fact that their existence in this country is a crime!)  What's next, amnesty for eco-terrorists?

I'd point out to him that catering to niche interests tends to erode the support of the main body of voters, but I wouldn't want to help him in any way. ;)

I'm not against immigration.  Hell, I wouldn't be here if my ancestors hadn't immigrated legally.

williambanzai7, I'd pay lots of fiat for a portrayal of Obummer in a pimp costume.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:59 | 2530304 NotApplicable
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The internets are your friend.

http://www.google.com/images?q=obama+pimp

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:05 | 2530334 CaptainObvious
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Bah ha ha ha!  Here's a greenie for ya NotApplicable.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 06:14 | 2531651 The Navigator
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Of the images, couldn't find Choomer in Chief - but maybe that's on 'more images'  or page 2 of google search of 'choomers'.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:00 | 2530312 AnAnonymous
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Hell, I wouldn't be here if my ancestors hadn't immigrated legally.

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Your ancestors immigrated legally? Waooo, they must have immigrated to the Americas a long time. Very long time ago. Well before the creation of the US of A.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:05 | 2530336 akak
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Please tell us again your fairy tale about how the inhabitants of Easter Island were somehow infected by your mythical "US Citizenism" not only long before they had ANY contact with the outside world, but literally centuries before the USA was even founded as a nation! I really like that one.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 08:51 | 2531804 AnAnonymous
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Not that was written.

Eastern Island population had their lows but they were picking up as reported by early contact.

It would be their later contacts with US citizens who sank them.

You know, it is a bit like a criminal investigation.

The last person who saw the victim is the first suspect on the list. Then you pedal back in the chronology.

Not before.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:44 | 2530489 potlatch
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Funny, I thought the recent advances of gay rights was more a matter simply of justice, overdue.  But I'm a sap.  I guess.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 01:40 | 2531479 CompassionateFascist
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"Gay rights"...i.e., the latest Group Entitlement. And pure Kosher Culture of Death.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:11 | 2530898 lakecity55
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I'd like to see Banzai doing one of him taking it up the A**

Buggerer in Chief.

SCOAMF!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:28 | 2530160 junkyardjack
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I guess he realized he had to do something else than try to be hip by having a blackberry to win this election...

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:44 | 2530244 Jena
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Sad.  Even Obama Girl has dumped him.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:29 | 2530166 youngman
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I can only hope the press starts reporting ALL the crimes these nice young kids commit on a daily basis....oh that right....gues not...

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:44 | 2530168 hannah
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how in HELL DID THAT HECKLER GET INTO THE PRESS CONFERENCE,..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he didnt answer questions but he 'answered' the heckler...LOL

 

what a fucking loser...................and by 'loser' i mean the fucking pres huessen

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:46 | 2530253 kralizec
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Yeah, shout down the fucker asking a question, typical punk-ass-dictator auto-response!

This fucktard cannot be kicked out on his ass fast enough!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:31 | 2530176 erheault
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AHHH you dont really mean our Emporor has no clothes do you?,  He is smarter that the average thief last nights multi million dollar fund raiser we the taxpayers paid the whole bill for it as he made a official stop at the trade center making it a oficial buisness so it is all on the taxpayers wallet.

  So far this year he has made over 160  trips for reelection I guess we are lucky he has stopped the Queen from her monthly million dollar vacations around the world but if he gets back in she will have her vacations reinstated for the next 4 years on our tax dollars.

 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:32 | 2530180 MFL8240
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Impeachment

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:33 | 2530184 kralizec
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Followed by conviction

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:54 | 2530726 CCanuck
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Fuck impeachment, fuck conviction...who needs congress or justus system; fast track this ASSHOLE..strait to the guillotine!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:33 | 2530188 Hopeless for Change
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The DOJ is suing to keep Florida from removing ineligible voters from the list of eligible voters.  No, really.  They are:

 

http://www.justice.gov/iso/opa/resources/5382012612163855249486.pdf

 

"COMPLAINT

The United States  of America  alleges:

l.  The Attomey  General  brings this action on behalfofthe  United States to enforce

Section 8 ofthe National Voter Registration  Act of 1993 (\fVRA')' 42 U S'C $ 1973gg-6'

2.  The State of Florida  is conducting  a program '"the purpose  of which is to

systematically  remove the names of ineligible  voters  fiom  the offrcial  lists ofeligible  voters,"

within 90 days of an election  for Federal office. "

 

Seriously, you can't make this shit up.  I mean, you could, but who would believe you????

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:41 | 2530233 kralizec
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States need to ignore the illegal actions of this rogue regime!  And people need to support states that fight the rogue regime!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:04 | 2530325 NotApplicable
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It's all about action and reaction, as today's action is merely the reaction to Florida's "over-scrubbing" of the voter rolls back in 2000.

http://www.gregpalast.com/the-great-florida-ex-con-gamernhow-the-felon-v...

Remember, all's fair in love and war.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:34 | 2530192 BullyBearish
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Don't be so hard on him, he's an employee working under extremely difficult conditions.  His employers know that they are much better served when he's on the golf course, pandering to illegals, taking a "reasoned" stand on gay marriage...anything but shining light on the economy (oops..."Private sector is doing fine") and how we are so getting screwed by his employers.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:34 | 2530193 Let The Wurlitz...
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Next he is going to give amnesty to Al Queda so he can get their vote.

 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:50 | 2530714 CCanuck
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He already sends cash and weapons, why would he need to give amnesty?

 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:36 | 2530203 Everybodys All ...
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The dictators of history came to power the exact same way that Obama has come to power by the people voting for them. -- Obama 2012, 2016, etc. --

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:42 | 2530239 optimator
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Our Congress is now the equal to Hitler's Reichstag, they don't even get to rubber stamp.  Will sure save "Them" a lot of money with only one person to buy.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:08 | 2530351 NotApplicable
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I'm still eagerly awaiting the election of a horse to the Senate.

I mean, how fuckin' cool is that?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:38 | 2530217 i love cholas
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I'm actually happy to see this happen. Borders are completely ridiculous and only create economic inefficiencies. Anyone who wants to live and work in the country of their choice should be FREE to do so. All you ZeroHedge bots should be in favor of Open Borders

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:40 | 2530226 optimator
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Open borders?  See what it did to Europe?  But, if you insist at least make them open both ways.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:41 | 2530234 lolmao500
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Well alright but kill all the taxes funded goodies... do that and I won't have a problem.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:52 | 2530283 i love cholas
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On three Zerohedge Sheep 1....2....3... "THEY TOOOK OUR JOBS!!!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:39 | 2530467 potlatch
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open borders makes as much sense as eliminating doors.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:46 | 2530494 Brandstad
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Open boarders leave the trash in with the treasure!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:34 | 2530829 Totentänzerlied
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I see your "open borders", and I raise you "no restrictions whatsoever on border-crossing, travel, immigration, emigration, residency, or citizenship; is a prerequisite for the existence of a free society and a free market".

Junk away, embrace that particular flavor of mental-physical-economic-social slavery known as "nationalism"!

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 03:14 | 2531545 bunnyswanson
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First world nations were created by the people who suffered tremendously to give their descendants a better life.  A country's people sense of loyalty to their nation and it's creation stems from the great sacrifices made by unselfish men and women to reach a 1st world civilized society.  That should mean something to the great grandchildren of those who gave life and limb. 

Open Borders...try to get across the border with over 10,000 dollars and then talk to me about open borders.  An unclaimed wedding dress will lead to a reading of your rights.  Passports to get into Canada from US and vice versa has just been introduced enforced in the last few years.  Shopping in the US is not as easy as it had been (Vancouver, BC and Bellingham, WA  area).  Intimidating and time consuming are how I would describe it, along with "it's not worth the trouble."

After the obvious transfer of wealth, now we will see more joblessness and I suppose homeless people may end up in FEMA camps because they will number in the millions. I am very worried about Americans.

I would encourage those interested and conc erned about American's transformation into a global port-of-call to visit www.veteranstoday.com and read the work of Gordon Duff.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 03:47 | 2531565 AnAnonymous
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'America' is a long list of wealth transfer programs.

In terms of loyalty, US citizens keeping on wealth transfer programs are loyal to US citizen tradition.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:39 | 2530219 ZeroPoint
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Can we impeach this mothefucker now?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 20:52 | 2531135 optimator
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When the time is right "They" find out he really is illegal himself and that everything he's ever signed is illegal.  Martial law of course, while "They" straighten everything out.  He'll be know as "the Fall Guy"

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:39 | 2530222 lolmao500
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And Obama ain't afraid of impeachment... democrats control the senate.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:41 | 2530229 HomerToeclipper
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Has anyone come to the realization (yet) that the presidential elections and surrounding politics are just theatre for the masses, while the transition of this country in color, culture and religion is set in a scripted multi-generational process that is fixed and irrevocable?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:40 | 2530475 potlatch
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shhhh.  lots of people here are deep in emotional equities in all this being *not* what you just described.  They need the fairy tales of white knight/black knight etc.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:51 | 2530230 HomerToeclipper
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deleteeeeed, senior.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:44 | 2530245 John Law Lives
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To the author who recently published the article on ZH re. the lesser of two evils (i.e. Obama vs. Romney), as lousy a candidate as Romney is, I don't believe there is ANY FVCKING WAY Romney would have done this.

This is the worst kind of pandering.  800,000 lawbreakers get rewarded.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:48 | 2530264 youngman
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800,000...it will be 5,000,000 before the faucet if shut off

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:50 | 2530269 kralizec
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30, 40, 50m illegals...half of those under 30?  Yeah, a shitload more than 800k!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 20:49 | 2531131 optimator
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If you want to see what the average minority looks like, look in the mirror.  We are now the minority, but with out any minority rights and priviledges. 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:49 | 2530266 kralizec
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Agreed.  Nobody is as dangerous to liberty than the current asshat behind the TOTUS!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:28 | 2530424 Bob
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Agreed, mind bogglingly wasteful.  Only somebody who's never run anything in the real world would do this. 

Stroke a few potent private equity shafts and work to the head slowly, with a wide, well salivated tongue and some intelligently modulated, well-placed heavy breaths.  Moan like you should.  That's Rmoney. 

They're both devoted cocksuckers, imo. 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:48 | 2530850 John Law Lives
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I don't care one iota for Romney.  I just don't think he would do something this absurd.  Obumble is the absolute worst.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:49 | 2530713 surf0766
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This election will be a larger loss than carter had . EPIC.  I am not a fan of the GOP candidate but at least he is not tied to marxist

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:47 | 2530260 youngman
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I am watching CNBC..they had the White House reporter on talking about the reporters question....he would not mention the question....he olny said the quote "its what any reporter would ask"....from the Irish reporter.....the question was  ....how can you do this with so many American looking for work and out of a job....more or less....good question...let alone the constitutional one too....

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 14:52 | 2530281 kralizec
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Dissent must be crushed, and new voters for Obadictator is all that matters, fuck jobs, fuck legal immigrants, fuck the constitution, fuck 'em all!

Fuck Obama and his rotten co-conspirators!!!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:01 | 2530313 Chaos_Theory
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I keep waiting for Emperor Caligula to demand the Senate send their wives to him, and to replace the Senators with horses.  Or is it Nero, fiddling (playing golf) while Rome burns?  What are the odds that if the election looks close by Halloween, Romney is arrested via the NDAA as an enemy combatant?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:01 | 2530316 Morrotzo
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This son of a bitch has never been on time for one of these, has he? CPT, Colored President's Time.

 

 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:08 | 2530352 CaptainObvious
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Dat's RAYCISS!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:38 | 2530461 Morrotzo
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I don't care if it is "racist." Is it true or not? The last time he had one of these grandiose teleprompter read-alongs he was 35 minutes late for a 25 minute speech.

The content was the pandering, perversion-of-the-14th Amendment embracing and amnesty praising trash we all knew it was going to be. All I ask is that if the President is going to take a Cleveland Steamer on the Constitution that he at LEAST NOT BE AN HOUR LATE!

 

 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:45 | 2530841 bunnyswanson
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I've read it somewhere and agree - The greatest insult is to keep another person waiting.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:06 | 2530321 ArrestBobRubin
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The incredible (yet enthusiastic) irresponsibility demonstrated by Owebomya in this illegal alien business is a new low. But he did follow Dubya, Clinton, and 41 before him in stooping there.

Who turned what once was POTUS away from their oaths to the Constitution and Bill of Rights and to this foul purpose?

What role does this multi-generational sellout play in the larger agenda of the unfolding destruction of the American Republic by its very worst mortal enemies?

Mission Accomplished fellas. Nice work!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:07 | 2530342 The Gooch
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All of your lawnmowers are belong to us.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:07 | 2530344 dotrodfag1961
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For a bunch of supposedly "intelligent" people, you all sound like a bunch of redneck racists...  You must be so proud of yourselves...

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:13 | 2530369 LFMayor
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go smoke a dick.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:16 | 2530378 dotrodfag1961
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I already did that today - anything else, Mensa members?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 21:45 | 2531177 James
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The term Redneck is in fact a noble term originally used in the year 1640 in Scotland to describe those rebelling against their oppressors.

They used a red scarf tied around their neck to show allegiance to their cause.(Overthrowing their Bishop)

It is ignorant individuals that choose to use it in a derogatory way - to this day!

 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:18 | 2530388 The Gooch
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If, by "redneck" you mean "non-immigrant", you're probably right.

If, by "racist" you mean "non-immigrant" you're also probably right.

Now, do as LF Mayor says.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 03:49 | 2531567 AnAnonymous
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Non immigrant? Those guys from Mexico are more likely to be from non immigrant most of US citizens living in the US.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:21 | 2530403 Ms. Erable
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Nationalism is not racism; neither Mexican nor 'hispanic' are racial groups.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:44 | 2530491 Brandstad
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Multiculturalism is a war on the American culture!  You can't promote one without degrading the other!

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 03:51 | 2531570 AnAnonymous
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Then it is an unwaged war on US citizen culture as the US of A is conformistic and uniformistic culturally.

The geographical space of North America before the rise of US citizenism was more culturally diverse than it is now.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:30 | 2530431 Chaos_Theory
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No doubt you'll get to properly educate us, or more specifically, to "re-educate" us soon enough Herr Kommandant.  I promise, after my re-education I will with proper obedience and fawning yell the correct oath:

"I swear to Zeus, Earth, Sun, all the gods and goddesses, and to Augustus himself, that I will be loyal to Caesar Augustus, his children, and descendants all through my life, both in word, deed, and thought, holding as friends those they hold as friends and considering those as enemies whom they judge to be such, that with regard to things that concern them I will not be sparing of my body or my soul or my life or children, but will face every peril with respect to things that affect them. If there is anything that I should recognize or hear as spoken, plotted, or done contrary to this, I will report this and be an enemy of the person speaking, plotting, or doing any of these things. Whomever they judge to be enemies, I will pursue and defend against them by land and sea with arms and steel.

If I should do anything contrary to this oath or fail to follow up what I have sworn, I impose a curse upon myself encompassing the destruction and total extinction of my body, soul, life, children, my entire family, and everything essential down to every successor and every descendant of mine, and may neither earth nor sea receive the bodies of my family and descendants nor bear fruit for them.

https://romanvoices.wikispaces.com/Oath+of+allegiance

[sarc//off]

Seriously, show us how tolerant and evolved you are...go to Anacostia in D.C. and hang around any of the section 8 part of the district during nightime hours.  Wear decent clothes, talk on your iPhone, hell, bring your lovely girlfriend/wife too.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:41 | 2530476 dotrodfag1961
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Sure, no problem!  I am a heterosexual female, by the way.  Nice assumption, Genius. 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:54 | 2530505 Chaos_Theory
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I didn't want to be a homophobe.  How was I to know you were hetro Frau Kommandant? Plus, I assumed you have an iPhone when you actually have a BlackBerry!  Stone him, stone him! 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:56 | 2530526 dotrodfag1961
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Sorry, too busy smoking a dick and swallowing to text you back on my DROID!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:11 | 2530581 catacl1sm
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Keep smoking pole, and let me know when it's my turn to be serviced.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:44 | 2530698 dotrodfag1961
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in your dreams

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:00 | 2530544 CaptainObvious
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My ancestors immigrated here from Spain.  That thing about assumptions?  Right back atcha.

Come mierda y muerte.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:04 | 2530561 dotrodfag1961
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I strongly suggest you also consume feces and cease to exist - thanks so much!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:08 | 2530768 The Gooch
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Is that you Mr. Napolitano?

 

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 11:25 | 2532075 CaptainObvious
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Oooooh, snap.  I've got no comeback for "I'm rubber and you're glue".

This is ZH sweetheart...if you're going to insult someone, try to do it above the preschool level.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:59 | 2530733 HellFish
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I bet you're lying about the hetero part.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:31 | 2530820 dotrodfag1961
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The "dot" in my screen name stands for Dorothy.  Named after my grandmother.  Any more questions?

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 02:55 | 2531531 headless blogger
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Troll

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 05:37 | 2531628 Kobe Beef
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Does grandma know you sold out the country and heritage she left to you? She must be so proud of her little warrior for mediocrity.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:56 | 2530523 bunnyswanson
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The immigrants,legal and illegal, who come to America do not have reasons to complain about what is unfolding. How could they? Comparatively speaking, they are in heaven. One immigrant I spoke to from Vietnam, here for 20 years, told me he could not demonstrate against the US govt because "the US has been good to him." It's this acceptance of the unacceptable which will continue the USA down the path to facism.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 03:54 | 2531573 AnAnonymous
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Made me laugh.

So this guy has this tremendous power?

If people of his type started to demonstrate, they would be kicked very fast by the legitimate US citizens.

US citizenism has not changed.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 02:53 | 2531529 headless blogger
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Another Troll from the gang that is spiking up their hits on ZH.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:16 | 2530382 msjimmied
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He should legalize pot too. All this wailing and gnashing of teeth is most unbecoming, but do carry on.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:28 | 2530429 potlatch
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Dude, you never unleash the Choomwagon at the beginning of the party.  You wait until the second half to unleasg the mass bake-age.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:17 | 2530386 Ms. Erable
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So... DHS is gonna let a bunch of 'kids' stay in the country so they can 'focus on deporting criminals', all the while ignoring the fact that they're ALL here ILLEGALLY and their mere presence on US soil is a criminal act.

Makes perfect sense, in a 'jumbo shrimp/military intelligence' kinda way.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:21 | 2530405 Waterfallsparkles
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Just think about all of those Illegal Aliens that will soon have Baby's on American Soil and then become American Citizens and will be able to vote.

Plus, think about how difficult it is to have the Illegal Parents removed after they have a child that is born as an American Citizen.

Anyone read the Dailymail where 3 Men had 81 Children by 44 Women.  I am sure all of those children will be Democratic Voters.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:38 | 2530465 potlatch
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You are forgetting, they are all going to be conscripted to police with deadly force, a kill zone extending along the border from Tijuana to Brownsville.  it's all ironic, see.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:23 | 2530412 roadhazard
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Ah jess, I remember when the right wingers hero Ronald Regan pardoned about 11 million illegals in one swell foop.

God Bless America

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:38 | 2530464 kralizec
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At least he was capable of learning form his mistakes and didn't do that shit again.  Can't say that for any of the fuckers that followed.  As anybody at the time recalls, it was a deal with the DemonRats, which the DemonRats promptly reneged on, just like they reneged on spending cuts on the budget battles.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:39 | 2530469 Brandstad
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At least one party has been smart enough to learned that this was a mistake.  The other party is so dumb that they don't like to look at the consaquences of it other than pointing out it was Reagan that did it!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:43 | 2530485 kralizec
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The only consequences the DemonRats care about is more voters to keep them in power, more minorities to enslave into the system.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:48 | 2530504 roadhazard
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lol, did I step on your feeling :..(

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:25 | 2530641 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Lulz! They still believe there is more than one party in the US.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 08:41 | 2531782 AnAnonymous
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There are more than one party in the US but most of them if not all promote US citizenism.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 21:34 | 2532968 TheFourthStooge-ing
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AnAnonymous said:

There are more than one party in the US but most of them if not all promote US citizenism.

No. You are wrong and I am right.

AnAnonymousitizenism.

Mon, 06/18/2012 - 12:29 | 2536513 AnAnonymous
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Nope.

1+1=2 It makes more than one.

Republican party, democrat party.

But hey, US citizenism at work.

Mon, 06/18/2012 - 22:33 | 2538244 TheFourthStooge-ing
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AnAnonymous squatted down and squeezed out this steamer:

Nope.

1+1=2 It makes more than one.

Demonstrating your eternal nature, you are wrong, again.

Heads + tails = 1 coin.

Republican party, democrat party.

Yes, that is the heads and tails of the War Party. Only ignorant victims of AnAnonymousism cannot see the one party system.

But hey, AnAnonymousitizenism at work.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:51 | 2530495 Chaos_Theory
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Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986...as in two and a half years AFTER his reelection campaign.  Attempt to deflect "pandering" label FAIL. 

The issue is the transparency of all this newfound courage within months of the election...it would be one thing if all these obvious hail mary ploys (GM, amnesty, soon to be weed) had taken place in 2010.  No doubt the R party (if you actually believe this unicorn exists) would have lamented and made a fuss, but the pandering label wouldn't have been so solid.

Anyway, who cares.  Let the "R" party fail and loose everything and disintigrate.  Let the "D" party get to hold the rudder as this shit sinks.  At least then we won't have more wars , the Constitution will be followed and Civil Rights will be respected (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha). 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:16 | 2530610 mick_richfield
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poor bastard laughed himself right over the edge.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 11:29 | 2532085 CaptainObvious
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I don't give a flying fuck which party lets them stay.  (Like there's a difference between the parties, anyway?)  I want the illegal aliens gone.  We only have so much of our tax money to piss away with abandon, and I'd rather it didn't get pissed away on health care and education for people who have no right to it as they're not citizens.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:27 | 2530426 potlatch
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Long all make/model pickups

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:34 | 2530449 tlnzz
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Stick a bone through his nose, he's done.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:37 | 2530462 Brandstad
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Has anyone else noticed how many so called "democratic revolutions" are going on around the world.  The scarry part is they are not in any way DEMOCRATIC!  Why isn't there a single news man on ABC, NBC, or CBS with the guts to point this out!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:38 | 2530466 kralizec
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New to the Democrat-Media Complex are ya?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:42 | 2530482 Brandstad
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The lowest educated Americans have the highest unemployment right now and they have to fight for jobs with illegals.  How does Obama think adding illegals to the system will help his reelection chances?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:46 | 2530493 kralizec
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Cycnical pandering, target the one with ads promising jobs and support and the other with citizenship and prosperity, that both prospects are full of shit is immaterial, they just have to peel off enough to make it count in their favor.  What eventually happens is more wards of the state, it's a win-win for DemonRats.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:59 | 2530509 xela2200
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Here in Miami, a large percentage of educated immigrants who have been here for years are against illegal immigration. They have been paying their dues for years, and they are in the hook for life just like everybody else as most of them are citizens. Not to mentioned, they are having a hard time looking for a job just like everybody else. Even worst, illegal immigrants send back home most of the money that they make. In many Latin American countries it is one of the top income for the country, so they have no stake in the US.

As far as skill labor is concerned, the US has more grey mater than any other country in the planet. I know of a company that collects resumes when a position opens just so they can make a case for an H1A visa for their buddies.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:07 | 2530537 roadhazard
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nevermind

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:03 | 2530554 roadhazard
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They were already here and now thay can pay taxes.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 03:57 | 2531575 AnAnonymous
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Obama, you know, is your typical US citizen president.

He knows that well, the rich can buy favourable laws and the poor are disenfranchised. Low turn rate.

Voting and empowering a US citizen government is a middle class thing.

Here's your typical US citizen president is fetching for middle class vote.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:46 | 2530497 xela2200
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Who is advising this man?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 15:48 | 2530503 kralizec
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Valerie Jarrett no doubt, it's got fangs in the nethers!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:42 | 2530689 surf0766
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And her ties to marixsm..

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:01 | 2530877 lakecity55
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And her communist father. She is also an Iranian-American dual citizen.

Born and educated in Iran until her teens.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:05 | 2530563 George Orwell
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Mexico's oil production peaked in 2004 at 3.3 million barrels per day.  It has been on a steep decline since.  It's called peak oil for a reason.  Why am I talking about oil on an immigration post?   Because oil revenue is a big source of income for Mexico.  As oil revenue goes down, the country's economy will go down with it.  And more Mexicans will go north when their economy goes down.  Yes, they are coming and they will continue to come.

Mexico will likely become un-governable when their oil exports dry up.  It may even become a failed state.

Understand oil's importance in the world economy.  It affects everything.  From illegal immigration to food prices.

 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:21 | 2530794 newworldorder
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If you think Mexico will become un-governable - What then will happen to the US in 10+ years?  We are un-governable today. Oh sure we have all the trappings of a stable government but we will soon have a 20+ tillion $ debt that our new citizens will not want to pay for.

When the US is longer capable nor wants to police the world for the benefit of all, watch this country come apart state by state.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 05:44 | 2531633 Kobe Beef
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The USSA coming apart state by state is a GOOD THING. Decentralization & States' Rights! Well-governed ones will succeed, ill-governed ones will fail, and most will not be forced to pay for said failure by Uncle Scam.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:44 | 2530838 mjk0259
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Mexican government and ruling class ensures that no significant oil wealth filters down to the average Mexican so it makes no difference. Last I read, 25% of Mexican males were in US. Mostly illegal. If they had no oil, what would it be?

Beaner's winning despite no apparent skills other than reproducing and willingness to move.

 

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 04:02 | 2531576 AnAnonymous
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Mexican government and ruling class ensures that no significant oil wealth filters down to the average Mexican so it makes no difference.

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You mean that the mexican government should work to lead their people on a path that includes consuming their own oil?

But how US citizens could consume Mexican oil if the Mexicans consumed it for themselves?

US citizen economics.

The mexican government does the US citizen governments bidding: do not provide concurrence to US citizen middle class consumption.

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Last I read, 25% of Mexican males were in US. Mostly illegal. If they had no oil, what would it be?

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Mexicans go to the place where they have a better chance to consume their own resources. Human beings follow resources flow, you know.

The day Mexico has no oil? Well, US citizens being extorters of the weak and farmers of the poor, their fate is known.

Same fate as when an extorted and a farmed is no longer a revenue producing asset to the extorter and the farmer.

Go see your local pimp to know how he disposes of his overused hookers.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:17 | 2530593 ThisIsBob
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Well at least he's not letting in the bloody Irish like they used to.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:27 | 2530647 toomanyfakecons...
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More fuel and legal justification for the COMING MASS ARRESTS. That's right... Obama, Brenanke, and thousands of others in chains before election time. http://tinyurl.com/cd5cyjo/

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:31 | 2530658 potlatch
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this has really set a lot of you guys off.  you sure know how to trumpet your position in a market, I'll tell you that much.

 

 

you guys.  human capital gets dragooned all the time.  The NRA is a human capital dragoon for political purposes.  Theree are litterally *thousands* we could list, beginning with this site, if any of us had any sense to actually organize around some actual basic policy demands (my sine qua non: a starter moonbase by 2020).

 

It is not big thing.  They are just Mexicans.  They are not your enemy.  They are just part of the multi-faceted wreckage that the Tessier-Ashpools are trying to leave behind as they gather capital for their orbital deathstar..

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:42 | 2530694 mick_richfield
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It certainly is a big thing.

We believe that people should have self-determination, and self-government.

We have passed some laws that say how to move to our country.

If our male-model President can set aside those laws as and when he pleases, or if out 'Justice' Department can decide not to enforce our laws because they don't like them, then we have the rule of men, and not of laws, and there is no democracy.  Nor will there be any for the new arrivals.

If you let that happen, then when you get that moonbase, you will be a slave in it, tovarisch.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:00 | 2530738 wonderatitall
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male model?  this swishy ass freak who rides a pink girly bike?  or do you mean for san fran and nan the hag?

 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 21:35 | 2530985 mick_richfield
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actually, i think he's quite goodlooking.

and an excellent speaking voice.

can't golf for shit, though.

and if he is president ( i just woke up recently ) then the united states is dead.

And thank God for that.

Death to the United States. 

Long live America.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:57 | 2530971 potlatch
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ok Mick.  I'm gonna green your post, because I see your point.  I guess my deal would be, I see this as a trivial abrogation.  But there may be no such thing, I am willing to consent that.

 

However, I would offer this.  If, indeed, we are in a state of national emergnecy (and I feel we are) certain "licences" are taken.  This would be one such licence.

 

Whether it is part of a shrewd larger strategy, or a fool's policy move within a foold larger strategy, is then what we could debate, correct?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 19:11 | 2531000 mick_richfield
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Thanks for the green, tovarisch.

But i don't give a shit if we are in a state of national emergency. 

If you think that licenses should be taken in emergencies -- then you don't really think that humans should rule themselves, right?   You think that in really crucial times -- what?  The Lords and Ladies should come back? 

Our reptilian masters should put their clawed feet upon our throats?

No. That age has passed.

This is our time.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 00:12 | 2531390 bunnyswanson
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I've always said - If you were to put Americans into Mexico and all the Mexicans into the USA, in 20 years, USA will be in the condition that Mexico is now and Mexico with be like America.

Mexicans do not understand the importance of an infrastructure and laws.  Travel into Mexico - You see homes with "robars" coming up out of the first floor - in anticipation of a 2nd story that is never completed - why?  Because you do not have to pay taxes on your home until it is completely constructed.  So, these people select living in unfinished homes to avoid taxes.

Mexico gives plots of lands to the people to farm on, free of charge, to grow crops which are then sold at farmers market - also tax free.   Tax evasion seems to be the name of the game at every level.  

My next door neighbor is does lawns and his wife cleans houses - they live in a 280,000 home.  When they moved in they put in new landscaping.  They have 3 nice vehicles (2008 - 2011) with 2 drivers in the family.  This is possible thanks to under the table incomes.

The people across the street number about 10.  All her children but the bunk beds in every room and circulation of different people every 6 months has me doubtful.  I have had to get a locked mail box because my mail gets stolen if I am late in getting to it.  I looked out the window to watch one of her daughters (or whoever) walk right up to my mailbox and open it as if she had the right to. 

The are not Just Mexicans.  Tehy are people with a chip on their shoulder.  When I tell them I am canadian, they immediately become more friendly so I know that the anti-Americanism is what prevails in their attitudes. The Mexican American war is not forgotten.  In their minds, California should be part of Mexico.

These are not nice people when you are faced with 5 of "them" and 1 of You in an office setting.  You are left out of important information.  Get a hairstyle from an hispanic lady and expect to have your hair ruined for 6 months.  Order for a taco stand or restauranty as a white person and well, use your imagination - they do not want white people's business and will make certain you do not come back one way or another.

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 04:09 | 2531579 AnAnonymous
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I've always said - If you were to put Americans into Mexico and all the Mexicans into the USA, in 20 years, USA will be in the condition that Mexico is now and Mexico with be like America.

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Maybe. But less and less likely.

US of A is the result of US citizen economics which drains tremendously the environment.

One could wonder where to find all those resources that were guzzled to push up 'America' to build Mexico.

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Mexicans do not understand the importance of an infrastructure and laws.
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They probably do but have not the power to apply US citizen recipes.

In US citizen economics, infrastructures seldom pays off and are built through renegation of debt. A scheme Mexicans cant afford as if they do it, it will end by repoing.

Same for laws, the selective application of laws as advodcated by US citizens is out of reach.

Simple: on the paper, freedom is a condition that can be shared by all humanity.

But when you run an extortion of the weak, farming of the poor business as US citizens do, well, from the beginning, on the paper, you know that you need extorted for extorter to be, and farmed for the farmer to be.

The way it is.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 16:54 | 2530727 Catullus
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How does not kicking immigrants help this guy get elected? They're illegals. They don't vote. Am I missing something?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:16 | 2530759 Bob
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I was inspired to look at that question.

http://www.rightwingnews.com/john-hawkins/how-to-fix-our-illegal-immigra...

And how could you not trust a guy with a domain name like that?

Common sense says the vast majority of proudly new us citizen members of the club that is Amerika are still under the influence of the Welcome party koolaid. 

They still think they "might be millionaires, movie gods and rock stars," as the movie TD said. 

Who knows what people like that might do?  Might vote Dimocrat. 

But who knows?  The story seems to be that they'll deliver their votes to the highest bidder. It seems to me that the Republicunts have a nose for business.  What's wrong with this story--wetbacks?

Seriously?

Too bad nobody with any moral credibility whatsoever gets a public stage anymore.

We've gone full moral retard.  Completely. 

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:59 | 2530870 lakecity55
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ACORN worker: "Here's your work permit AND voting card, Paco."

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:56 | 2530977 potlatch
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I grant your thesis, but only offer, merely as a maybe interesting thought experiement: what if, as another consequence of all this, Paco -- mirabile dictu! -- goes out and starts to kick ass working jobs and building businesses

 

 

just a thought experiement.  the law of unintended consequences *always* holds.

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