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Obama Denies Trying To Bribe Israel In Exchange For Iran Bombing Delay

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Earlier today we reported that based on various sources, the chief topic of conversation between Obama and Netanyahu at this week's talk between the two leaders was the calendar for Operation Desert Glass and Operation Enduring Brent Freedom, just so the ensuing price surge in crude does not impair Obama's reelection chances. From that point on it was merely a countdown to the official denial from the US government, as the last thing the president needs is the perception that the fate of the US' top post is somehow in the hands of Israel, which in turn needs to be bribed with concrete penetrating presents of the GBU-XXX family to withhold from doing what it feels like doing. Sure enough...

From Reuters:

President Barack Obama and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu did not discuss in their meetings this week an Israeli request for advanced U.S. military technology that could be used against Iran, the White House said on Thursday.


"In meetings the president had there was no such agreement proposed or reached," White House press secretary Jay Carney told reporters. Obama and Netanyahu meet in the Oval office for two hours on Monday and then had lunch together.


An Israeli official said earlier on Thursday that Israel has asked the United States for advanced "bunker-buster" bombs and refueling planes that could improve its ability to attack Iran's underground nuclear sites.

And that's that. Because obviously those in charge would never lie to the people.


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Thu, 03/08/2012 - 18:57 | 2237599 blindfaith
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Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:02 | 2237612 Confused
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Interesting point of contention. 

Why not just read the earlier post? Or do a little research? 


or you could take it on blindfaith.....;-P 

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:22 | 2237873 sitenine
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I did not have sexual relations with Israel.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:58 | 2238000 Richard Chesler
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Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:07 | 2238026 taxpayer102
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and "From Reuters:"; an official propaganda tool of the international bankers.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:25 | 2238090 mcguire
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alternate view of gas prices, israel, and iran from gordon duff .. mixed in with strator, etc.. a good read.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:34 | 2238122 Harlequin001
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Let's see what happens then eh?

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 22:58 | 2238367 55 men
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"I don't know why B, but I believe him"

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 01:27 | 2238604 phyuckyiu
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INB4 LasVegas Dave in 3 2 1 ...

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 02:14 | 2238684 TBT or not TBT
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Never believe anything until it is officially denied, they say.

And Obummer, Alinskyite, and ACORN professor of how to get power, just denied just the sort of thing he'd recommend.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:36 | 2238126 Xkwisetly Paneful
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Great link!

Afterall last year it wasn't like any wars, violent uprisings, political overthrows, rioting took place in the middle east or anything.


Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:59 | 2238206 The Big Ching-aso
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Why would they need advanced bunker busters when we're gonna be using our's on Iran anyway?    I mean c'mon.   Israel attacks Iran and then Iran attacks Israel and the U.S.A is just gonna sit back and watch a middle-east version of the 4th of July without getting involved?

Sure.  I can see that happening after pigs fly out of my ass.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:14 | 2238052 reTARD
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Exactly... the guy is a great orator because he orates so well. Too bad I must be going o-deaf because all I can hear now is "blah, blah, blah."

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 00:59 | 2238552 caconhma
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Zionist BS and propaganda vs US military estimates:

GEN Barry R. McCaffrey, USA (Ret.)

 January 2012

 The Gulf Confrontation: Conclusions

·         Iran will have a nuclear capability of a dozen weapons within 60 months with the missile and fighter delivery systems required to strike targets in Israel, the GCC states, and regional US military forces.


·         Iran has the naval power (mines, submarines, patrol/missile boats) and shore-­based anti-­ship missiles to close Gulf oil deliveries and strike Saudi/GCC petroleum facilities.

·         US air and naval power could neutralize Iranian naval power and nuclear production facilities only with a sustained attack campaign of several months duration requiring Saudi and GCC basing support. The Gulf Arab states would support this operation.

·          Iran has significant economic and political internal problems which when compressed by the recent US Congressional sanctions may cause it to implode at some point. Iran will not for any reason forsake its nuclear ambitions.


·         The Israelis lack any credible conventional military power to counter the Iranian nuclear threat. Their forced option would be pre-­emptive nuclear strike.


·         There is a significant chance of Iranian miscalculation resulting in major military confrontation in the Gulf in the coming 12 months.






Fri, 03/09/2012 - 09:31 | 2239204 A Proud Canadian
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Gen Barry McCafferty.....isn't he the one who won the War on Drugs?

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 01:25 | 2238600 eatthebanksters
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I think he really believes Saul Alinsky...if he says it enogh times people will believe him, even if it's not true.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 04:09 | 2238896 Joseph Jones
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"Unbreakable bond with Israel"

Rabbi Obama, Rabbi Hillary Clinton


Forbidden in G. Washington's Farewell Address


Fri, 03/09/2012 - 22:07 | 2242170 Tompooz
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"Unbreakable bond with Israel"


How would they know, unless they tried to break it and failed.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:30 | 2237903 blunderdog
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Best part is it was really only the ONE source.  An Israeli paper whose story got picked up by Spiegel and Reuters.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:21 | 2238077 Confused
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Best part is, news (at least in the main stream) only EVER comes from one source. 

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:55 | 2238198 blunderdog
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No way.  There's usually at least 3 photogs at the red carpet.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:55 | 2237992 Xkwisetly Paneful
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I agree 100% afterall it makes perfect sense just like it did earlier.

 the entire concept that the US is witholding weaponry for just about any reason is beyond ludicrous.




Fri, 03/09/2012 - 00:05 | 2238455 phyuckyiu
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'just about any reason'

I would say to make sure he gets re-elected is quite the important reason to bribe them. Funny, Haaretz was saying yesterday the U.S. is the ant, and Israel is the elephant. Who's the bitch now? Answer: They Both Butt Fuck Each Other At The Same Time.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 00:39 | 2238507 i-dog
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"and Israel is the elephant"

LOL ... a grain of truth from Haaretz! The elephant in the room? ... that nobody is permitted to talk about! The elephant in the china shop? ... a Moloch bull in elephant's clothing? The elephant being examined by the blind men? A white elephant state? ... LOL! ... the true allegorical meanings are endless...

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 00:44 | 2238521 phyuckyiu
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As a resident of norcal I personally enjoyed the moloch bull in elephant's clothing.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:04 | 2237621 IndicaTive
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If you had bothered to follow the link above to

The "various sources" were quoted.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:09 | 2237631 SolidSnake961
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my fav. source for rumors is still the one that zh made fun of, the "unconfirmed italian sources" regarding a euro deal to push up the market

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:26 | 2237692 SGS
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Fuck Israel.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:24 | 2237878 Triggernometry
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Fri, 03/09/2012 - 00:38 | 2238509 yipcarl
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Double fuck Israel.  I can't stand em

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:20 | 2237666 oldschool
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I followed the link as best I could (there are some potential translation issues).   There are Reuters, Spiegel, and Israel Insider references, but they all seem to rely solely on Maariv.  Maariv only cites "unnamed sources", which is what Tyler openly scorns elsewhere (when Debka does it).  Am I missing something?

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:30 | 2237702 IndicaTive
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Google it yourself. But hurry. The Obama denial is quickly flooding the search results.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:12 | 2237818 CompassionateFascist
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 The initial Israeli "leak" was aimed to embarass Barack Hussein. Israel intends to take down BOTH Iran and Obama, and arrange for America to do most of the heavy lifting during the war itself. Remember, these are the people who financed Hitler and Churchill, then arranged the WW that put Israel on the map, sacrificing a few million (non-Zionist) Jews along the way. Compared to Zion, Machiavelli was an amateur.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:00 | 2238004 Xkwisetly Paneful
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Seig Heil!

Aslam Alekem!

Dam evil zionista bankster!


Shame actually got a sentence accurate for the first time since dirt turned brown.

the first one-good work! Keep practicing in another 120yrs your kind will have evolved into putting two accurate sentences together for the first time.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 00:10 | 2238461 phyuckyiu
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Calling CompassionateFascist a muslim really makes you look silly. Calling him 'your kind' makes you look like a troll.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 00:41 | 2238518 i-dog
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Newsflash: He is a psyop troll.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 00:39 | 2238511 yipcarl
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wow -18 negatives?  you fools should hear what they say around you when you ain't there. 

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 01:34 | 2238612 eatthebanksters
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Wow, where can I get some of the shit you're smokin...oh that's right, it's not available at facility for the criminally insane...

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:07 | 2237628 q99x2
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:33 | 2237919 American Dreams
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They all are


Fri, 03/09/2012 - 02:51 | 2238800 JennaChick
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I very much hope that Jesus will come down very soon and stop the US and Israeli warmongers and the NATO (North Atlantic Terrorist Organisation). May God have mercy on their soals. As always I am for peace and sovereignity of nations.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 04:13 | 2238900 Sokhmate
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But he won't come down until after the Dajjal appears.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 18:59 | 2237600 Bill D. Cat
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Carney ....... aptly named .

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:37 | 2237735 SheepDog-One
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Small hands....shifty eyes....smell like cabbage.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:21 | 2237872 CompassionateFascist
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Just incidentally, Carney's wife is ZOG newsie Claire "Shipman" (ie, Schiffman).

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:03 | 2238014 Xkwisetly Paneful
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Just incidentally what was accepted as fact by the vast majority of delusional zerobrains moonbats earlier is complete bullshit.

Oh I am so surprised!

Aslam Alekem Brothers.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:10 | 2238038 lakecity55
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OMG, these people are so inbred at that level, no wonder they're insane.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:19 | 2238056 Xkwisetly Paneful
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No doubt. 99 out of 100 responses earlier considered this story gospel when it is obvious bullshit to a 9yo.

Afterall those evil zionistas if given the weaponry would surely use it. Earth to complete fucking imbecile they are already armed to the teeth, why haven't they used it? 

I am going down to the bible belt tomorrow to burn some bibles,

see if it results in rioting and murder.

Afterwards I am going to take in a soccer match and hope to get out alive,

finish the night off with the stoning of an adulterous female and the lynching of a few gays.

Yea so inbred, without four flushing two bit nitwits like you the caveman would not have been left behind by the human race the last 100yrs and this all the while finding oil. The near impossible, discover oil and watch the rest of the globe pass you by.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 23:59 | 2238452 phyuckyiu
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Hasbara Troll Much? The Chosen One's desperation is showing.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:00 | 2237602 Zero_Sum
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Shock and Awe II, November 7th 2012. Shalom, Bitchez. L'Chaim and shitz.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 18:59 | 2237603 Yen Cross
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Limbaugh pulls Bunker Busters for Sanctions deals? Wow, you must really like the Rush!

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:02 | 2237611 The Swedish Chef
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What is the American fascination with Israel? I just don´t get it...

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:03 | 2237615 Confused
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Whats to get? Isn't the US the lapdog of Israel at this point? 

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:29 | 2237697 HamyWanger
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Americans are fascinated by Israel because this country is the only lighthouse of intelligence, culture and morality standing out of a sea of sand, brown people, camels and obscurantism. 

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:39 | 2237742 JohnnyBriefcase
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Yeah because if Americans value three things over all others it's "intelligence, culture and morality".


Subtle yet entirely wonderful!

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 02:21 | 2238706 TBT or not TBT
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Relative to most of the rest of the world, that's true, for let's say about half of the US populace. There's a bell curve, or somesuch distribution anyway, in every population, and sure enough half of voting Americans vote Democrat, despite their long history of racism, statism, and demagogy.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:44 | 2237947 zerozulu
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People do appreciate things when they lose them.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:44 | 2237961 American Dreams
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Ha Ha Ha the Ha you are back and well exicuted I might add.  You are doing a good job for your masters, laying low until you need to bring HW back for the new porch sitters. I say to you good man, the whore that you are, I WILL RELISH THE MOMENT THAT YOU PASS FROM THIS EARTH, for you are part of the problem.  A lesion on your fellow man, eating away at your own very own soul, a black painful death to you and your family is my wish.  Love Supreme.


Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:06 | 2238025 disabledvet
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you got a problem with camels mister?

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:38 | 2237736 Theta_Burn
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Facination with Israel.. Hmm, hows this? I'm facinated by the fact that we can openly talk about timelines and the "inevitability" of it all, like its a soccer game...WTF

Is there anything more the forces aligned against Iran can do to provoke this situation? Hey I got an idea, how about the Navy personel, when the Iranians buzz around in those speed boats hang moons at them?

The Russians and Chinese haven't said a word about all this, dosen't that seem strange to anybody?

Now we have Benjamin "super Jew" Natanyahooo who is, was and always will be against any peace with Palestinians, or anyone non Jewish for that matter. got swept back into the big chair with fears of safety bla bla.

This guy WILL set that part of the world on fire and not think twice. This guy WILL start shooting nukes off if things go awry..and that is what this maniac is holding over all our heads. Obama is a chump and he will go along with it just to keep it somewhat in control.

Sucks that my daughters will have to witness this misery....




Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:05 | 2238022 Bringin It
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Israeli Likudniks are the existential threat to the rest of the world.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:28 | 2238101 Xkwisetly Paneful
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good point.

Because afterall the middle east really hasn't been the most violent place in the history of the planet for 1000yrs it all started with the Israeli Likudniks.



Fri, 03/09/2012 - 02:06 | 2238476 phyuckyiu
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Shouldn't you be outside rooting up olive trees and poisoning wells? Or did the armored tractor get stuck on some bodies again.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 04:38 | 2238914 Joseph Jones
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What pathetic arrogance to post as if you are some type of metric to determine the violence in middle east history vs. the vaunted western world.     

Lincoln killed 600k in the USA civil war. 

Just a few decades ago 10k Texans sat around cheering and watching an innocent black get lynched.  Still to this day many Americans want to outlaw interracial marriages, and recently people were killed for it. 

In the USA now, per the NDAA, the president can legally kill any citizen.

Regardless of the level of violence in the mideast, it is no justification for the USA's "unbreakable bond" with Israel.  It's no justification to be in bed with two sworn enemies of each other, Israel and Saudi Arabia.  It's no justification to support the Al Saud family (Saudi Arabia) the worst and most violent miltary dictators on earth, who flush solid gold toilets purchased with USA petro dollars while the average Saudi Muslim eats dirt (the Al Saud family also supports the schools where Muslims teach children to blame the USA for their ills to deflect anger from the Saud family).

I'm sure you either don't know it or deny it, but the daily chant of Orthodox Judaic males is "Thank you G-d for not making me a woman, a goyim, or a slave."  How about "Judaics are human, goyim are non-human."

Per the NNPT, it is a Constitutional violation for the USA to trade with any non-signing nuclear armed nation, which includes Israel, India, and Pakistan.

Rabbis measure diameter of red spots on Judaic female's panties and tell the women if they get pregnant on the wrong day they and their baby die in childbirth.  In NYC Orthodox Judaic women can not drive cars.

Orthodox Judaic males publicly beat a woman almost to death who would not move to the back of the bus in Israel.  

10k Rabbi students in Israel are exempt from public service laws requiring even women to serve in the military.  No CO exemption. 

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:21 | 2240366 blunderdog
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relax, man.  XP's just a resident troll.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:38 | 2237738 SheepDog-One
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Pretty obvious US is Israels bitch...whats to not get?

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 00:41 | 2238517 yipcarl
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United States of Israel.  1.8 of the US population, control 70% of the wealth and 80% of the media.  Go figure.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:08 | 2237630 JohnnyBriefcase
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I'm fascinated by how long they have survived given that everyone wants to kill them.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:13 | 2237640 a growing concern
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They're cunning bastards.  And they have idiotic evangelicals on their side because they think that Israel must be protected in order to bring around the end of days or some shit like that.  Never mind that most Jews are atheistic at this point.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:18 | 2238070 francis_sawyer
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Never mind that most Jews are atheistic at this point.

Not when it comes to jew confetti... They WORSHIP that shit...

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 13:43 | 2240184 tamboo
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"most jews dont like to admit it but our god is lucifer"



Harold Wallace Rosenthal interview
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:26 | 2237694 fightthepower
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Israel has survived for so long because they are the pet project of the Rothschild family. They own the central banks of every country so they control everyone's money, oh, except for the other countries on the Rothschilds list one of which is Iran.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:35 | 2237723 JohnnyBriefcase
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Good thing North Korea and Cuba don't have oil...   yet.


Do they have gold?

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 07:05 | 2239009 alien-IQ
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Uh...actually, Cuba did just recently discover oil...and the US ain't at all happy about it. (go figure)

US frets at Cuba oil exploration

A huge oil drilling platform will sink deepwater wells off Cuba next week in a move that has caused angst in the US at the prospect of significant oil discoveries that could alter Cuba’s economic future and Havana’s relations with Washington.

Cuba’s largely unexplored share of the Gulf of Mexico is thought to contain billions of barrels of oil and gas equivalent and has already drawn more foreign investment than any other sector of the economy.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:02 | 2237813 Hannibal
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Blackmail my friend.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:03 | 2237614 uno
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good video of US Liberty attack - thanks dont-trend-on-me


Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:04 | 2237617 knukles
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Gotta tell ya' it's looking like the full court press.  The other day was at a luncheon where the speaker is a respected academic in Middle Eastern affairs.  The whole bloody presentation was a ginning up of the crowd, getting the animals foaming at the mouth, seeing red, repelling the hoardes.  And as the place was breaking up I overheard the academic's aide saying that he was gonna be on the road hard for the next several months delivering the message.
"War is good, because we are good and we are.... whateverthefuck that doesn't make sense"
Orwell was right

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:04 | 2237618 data_monkey
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Obama and Netanyahu discuss the weather in Mondays 2 hour meeting at the White House. That is all.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:18 | 2237661 IndicaTive
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If there's one thing Obama learned from his predecessor's mistakes, it's to establish plausible deniability. What a legacy.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:31 | 2237707 bugs_
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Obama doesn't need plausible deniability when all the usual critics are implausibly silent.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:12 | 2238042 Bringin It
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When Jon Corzine don't need no plausible deniability, why would Obummer?

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 04:20 | 2238904 Sokhmate
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aka implausible undeniability.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:56 | 2237794 Desert Irish
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Sunny with false flag brewing....chances of missles raining down on Iran 100%.

+1 bugs_


Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:04 | 2237622 Bansters-in-my-...
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The POPE didn't shit in the woods either... Oh. wait.....

Or was it the bear...???

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:30 | 2237704 knukles
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He shits in the Cistern Chapel

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 00:44 | 2238522 wee-weed up
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How vile and utterly human! Don't you know Popes don't shit!

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:05 | 2237623 Death and Gravity
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It's pathetic how much at bay to the Israel lobby the US political system, and indeed, society at large, is.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:16 | 2237651 Pseudo Anonym
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in my view:

It's pathetic how much at bay to the Israel lobby the US political system, and indeed, society at large, is

it's because the hofjuden hold the purse strings

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:13 | 2238047 Bringin It
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We are all collateral damage.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:54 | 2238195 Winston Churchill
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Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:05 | 2237624 Agent P
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They didn't deny the deal, they merely denied the deal was brokered at the recent White House meeting.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:17 | 2237653 Doubleguns
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Excellent point. Deal was brokered prior to meeting.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:47 | 2237767 Debtman And Robbin
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Agree, excellent point. 

But I actually think that it would make more sense to promise bunker busters to Israel only if Netanyahu does NOT delay Iran invasion until after US elections.

War --> National Security Presidential Directive NSPD-51 / Homeland Security Presidential Directive HSPD-20 --> Continuity of Government (i.e. no elections at all).

Just my two drachmas...



Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:13 | 2237850 my puppy for prez
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I think the private agreement is for Israel to agree to wait till RIGHT BEFORE THE ELECTION....

That way, there won't be time to see how f*d up the whole thing will turn out, false flag attack can simultaneously be carried out on US soil, and COG can be enacted.

That pretty much sums it up!

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:14 | 2237852 my puppy for prez
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Or they waited till that long, romantic lunch!

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:06 | 2237625 ffart
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I bet all those other sand people tribes wish they figured out how to bribe and corrupt US government officials before Israel did. It's kind of like Mad Max 3, and Israel is that midget that rides on the back of the huge retard, and we're the huge retard.



Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:11 | 2237846 my puppy for prez
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Or you could say, in biblical terms, that Israel is the harlot that rides on the US beast.  

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 03:23 | 2238848 John Wilmot
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That pretty much sums it up!

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:06 | 2237627 fightthepower
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Fuck you Bernanke!

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:26 | 2237691 HamyWanger
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Can you explain to us the relationship between Dr. Ben Bernanke and this piece of news?

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:48 | 2237775 Cruel Aid
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Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:10 | 2237844 azzhatter
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It's a default Fuck You that just pops up.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:24 | 2237883 CompassionateFascist
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@Hamster: Shalom Ben is one of the leading Hofjuden.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 22:34 | 2238300 Pseudo Anonym
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I disagree with clasifying Shalom Bernunk as one of the hofjuden. Shtadlan, yes.  Hofjuden, no.  Shtadlans are disposable.   Hofjuden, not so much.  Hofjuden are doing Vatican's work.  that's the diff.   More specifically, I think, they're directly accountable to the jesuit order pulling vatican's strings.  regardless of what happens, I think we're, unfortunately, stuck with hofjuden running this hemisphere for awhile.   On behalf of vatican.  unless humanity grows balls and gets rid of them.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:49 | 2237976 American Dreams
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No you are a shill of the highest oeder on this site.  The moment you pass from this earth the better off we will all be, take your money from this posts and bye your freshly made daughter a new crib.  Good luck to you, many know where you are.


Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:19 | 2238059 Bringin It
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unAmerican Dreams - What's wrong wih this statement?

Shalom Ben is one of the leading Hofjuden.


Wait a minute ... how many passports do you have?

Ben Shalom is a big cog in the wheel destroying my country.  How are things in your country?

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:07 | 2237629 Sudden Debt
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:59 | 2238003 uno
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tricky dick and slick willie

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:09 | 2237632 Stoploss
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Operation Desert Glass... Classic..


So who's wearing the blue turban??

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:14 | 2237644 Doubleguns
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Turbans have been replaced by ties.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:13 | 2237638 kill switch
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OH!!!!  The fucking humanity!!! This prick denies?  We are fucked!!! there will be a revolution!!!! Buy Silver!! And EXPAT ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:19 | 2237663 John Law Lives
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"Earlier today we reported that based on various sources, the chief topic of conversation between Obama and Netanyahu at this week's talk between the two leaders was the calendar for Operation Desert Glass and Operation Enduring Brent Freedom, just so the ensuing price surge in crude does not impair Obama's reelection chances."

Another classic piece of journalism.  Good stuff!


Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:20 | 2237668 knukles
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Do you realize that either nobody gves a shit anymore and is just here to make fun of the world in all it's insanity ...or... they're arguing about the nonsensical horse shit that has no bearing upon reality as it's not presented to us (to wit; Republican debates... what financial crisis, what war, etc.)?
John Cleese could have not done this better.


Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:41 | 2237750 SheepDog-One
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This parrot is clearly DEMISED!

No it isnt....its just restin!

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:52 | 2237784 Tsar Pointless
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Shirley, you jest!

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:04 | 2237821 HD
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Indeed...and don't call me Shirley.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:15 | 2237856 djsmps
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It's pining for the fjords.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:22 | 2237675 Rainman
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Israel can't wait to get Barry out of the they were gonna fall in love with a limo liberal Chicago hack whose middle name is " HUSSEIN " ??  Fuggitabout it. They'll get all they can from this naive plebe  ... they also know Barry's 2013 promises don't mean jack shit !

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:40 | 2237940 Common_Cents22
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Yep, remember the obama sarkozy open mike moment where obama laments having to deal with Netanyahu on a daily basis.

Obama is a phony.

I totally believe he wants to have plausible deniability and keep any action til after the elections.  100% easy to believe.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:43 | 2238150 WonderDawg
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So you guys still believe Obama, or any recent president, is actually making any important decisions? How quaint.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:59 | 2238217 cosmictrainwreck
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so succint, Dawg. Bullseye

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:37 | 2237734 nmewn
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Hey Barry!...have you called any 30yr old college students and reminded them to take their pill today?

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:10 | 2237842 kaiserhoff
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How dare you?  Of course not.  He only likes ze leetle boyz.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:02 | 2238012 nmewn
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Solar powered bath houses for everyone! A hundred thousand dollar Fisker in every garage!

Maybe I'm just tilting at windmills ;-)

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:40 | 2237749 Coffin Dodger
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"Operation Desert Glass and Operation Enduring Brent Freedom"

Fucking awesome.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:42 | 2237752 kito
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honey, i know this looks catching us naked in bed, but really, nothing happened, we were just talking politics............

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:02 | 2237817 Hugo Chavez
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Obama is definitely on the downlow.

Too bad it took a UK newspaper to break the story. No one will touch it in the USA.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:23 | 2238006 lakecity55
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I believe Sinclair. The skinny little mulatto is a pole-smoker. The Fat Ass and the kids were rented from central casting.

Maybe he'll have an attack of AIDS.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:14 | 2238053 Hive Raid
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"Cheating?! You gonna believe your damn lyin eyes?!"

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:45 | 2237759 non_anon
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Obama, the greatest soothsayer alive

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:00 | 2237805 Hugo Chavez
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Never believe any rumor until it is officially denied

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:02 | 2237807 Bull v. Bear
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Yay Carneyville

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:02 | 2237816 HD
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The middle east has been one rolling crisis for two millennia. When peace breaks out - then I'll worry.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:12 | 2237847 azzhatter
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I wonder if Netanyahu challenged him to arm wrestling Come on Barry let's see your guns

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:16 | 2237858 grunk
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And if you don't believe me I will have you killed. Eric Holder said I can do that.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:18 | 2237862 krispkritter
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GASP! Obama Bin Lyin?! Say it isn't so! I think Redpill said it best today:

"If it doesn't make you want to throw up your breakfast, it should. Here we are describing killing tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of Iranian civilians through collateral damage, and Obama's only concern is whether it happens before of after the elections? What a bunch of fucking psychotic megalomaniacs. Never did it enter their minds whether Iran should actually be attacked, just the political timing. Inhuman fuckers."

But the show must go on!

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:38 | 2237935 nmewn
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Timing is everything...he'll be staring down the other barrel of another debt ceiling hike as well...cuz gosh darn it he just can't seem to find his veto pen to stop the radical Congress spending...when Reid ever deigns to hold a vote on

I can hear it all now, women, children, firefighters & teachers hurt most, forced to eat SNAP catfood pink slime something or other as an emergency measure...starvation in the's armageddon without more debt issuance!!!...oh the humanity!!!

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:06 | 2238023 krispkritter
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I actually think the narcissistic prick doesn't even give it a thought. Hell, his own Aunty is living on welfare in the projects and I'm pretty sure they aren't bangin' and hangin' over in Kenya and rollin' on 24's with the extended family. He's bought and paid for and the puppet strings go way, way up there...

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:45 | 2238155 nmewn
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You had me at narcissistic prick my's always other peoples money.

He's never had to make a payroll in his life...never been in the private sector...ignorance combined with arrogance is a sight to behold and that's what we're lookin at.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:19 | 2237863 noses
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Why did I read "... For Iran Bombing DAY?" Guess I expected something liek that from him...

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:34 | 2237885 Bansters-in-my-...
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I would love to take Benji Netanyahu for a canoe ride.

Just me and him.....

Wow...that would be some fun.!

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:29 | 2237899 justsayin2u
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Is the Bamy boy also bribin Iran to delay their bombing?

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:31 | 2237905 dolph9
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It's not just the Jews.  It's also the idiot white Christian backwoods Americans who support Israel because a Republican told them to, or because their priest told them that war in the Holy Land will bring the Second Coming.

Look in the mirror folks.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:10 | 2238035 Xkwisetly Paneful
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All hail Swedenistan!

Yea look in the mirror folks, number one baby name in the UK and elsewhere in Europe last year was Mohammed.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 22:16 | 2238232 i-dog
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Not even close:

"The boys have a new number one this year. Oliver has moved up three places to take the top spot from Joshua, which has dropped to number six. New entries to the top 10 this year include Alfie (moving up eight places) and Jacob (moving up four places). Jack is a non-mover and still popular at number two, as is Harry, which stays at number three. "

Seems like Joshua and Jacob are the non-Anglo-Saxon winners!

PS. Try to seed the threads with a better quality of misinformation. You owe it to the kiddies.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 22:47 | 2238346 IndicaTive
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Well-put i-dog. This kiddie has seen much better effort than his.

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:32 | 2237908 zerozulu
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Why Israel is a pain in the whole world's ass?

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:41 | 2237939 Bansters-in-my-...
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So what does Papa Rothschild have to say about all this?

Thats what really matters ,right.?

Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:42 | 2237952 stock trout
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The keywords in the denial: In meetings the President had...

Now as far as underlings in the State and Defense Dept, that's another matter.

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