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Obama Discusses The Economy, Jobs, And Other Stuff - Live Webcast

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Today's "do a shot" keywords of choice: "jobs", "congress", "economy", "fair", "speculators", "pass this bill", "cash for clunkers", "Stuxnet", "Solyndra" and "sugar drinks". Obviously, if we have any readers left alive after this sermon, it will be a victory for the bulls.

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Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:35 | 2484940 Bastiat
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He's gonna motivate his university and young base by pushing student loan forgiveness/mitigation.  They may be disillusioned but hey, nothing talks like money.

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:36 | 2484941 Bawneee Fwank
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Didnt Obama use this combat medic example like 6 months ago?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:36 | 2484942 lizzy36
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ONE-TERMER

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:37 | 2484948 Seasmoke
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who wants to hire a trained killer , in case you say the wrong thing one morning

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:38 | 2484951 Jack Napier
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There's still one keyword of choice missing. You can't have a top notch propaganda speech without calling something "resilient".

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:38 | 2484952 Overfed
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Oh holy fuck, this shit is giving me a migraine!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:38 | 2484956 vegas
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Chump - End. Of. Story.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:39 | 2484962 nomorebuyins
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Another new task force. Problem solved, move along, nothing left to see here.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:44 | 2484964 ebworthen
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"Listen folks, the bankers on Wall Street, the Corporations, the Universities - have given me a shitload of money to watch out for their interests. 

Now play along with me while I bullshit you about jobs and freedoms and caring about you and your families and I'll see if I can't convince my keepers to give you more crumbs than they've been giving you so far.

You really don't have a choice because I am just a figurehead, a puppet, a representation of your hopes and dreams that somehow the Country you believed in isn't in the shitter.

Now I know in your hearts you realize the gig is up, but clap and cheer and play along with me for another four years and we just might avoid shedding blood.  You want that don't you? 

Here, let me promise you something and you clap - and vote in November.  Then we can all go shopping for another orgy of spending on crap made in China for Christmas and get out the Norman Rockwell calendars and pretend some more."

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:40 | 2484965 junkyardjack
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Market must like what he's saying....

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:40 | 2484967 digalert
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Why isn't Obomney at Bilderberg with the puppet masters?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:07 | 2485429 markar
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He's served his purpose. Time for the dustbin of history

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:42 | 2484975 fuu
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I find it disconcerting how hard a push there is to get veterans into the police departments, fire departments, border patrol, etc. 450 million hollow points...

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:43 | 2484984 NeedtoSecede
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I would vote for my 10-week old puppy who still shits on the carpet if I could find a way to get him on the ballet.  Painful...

Serenity Now!!!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:45 | 2484996 jcmjr
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A Hemorrhoid with big ears!!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:43 | 2484986 CvlDobd
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Other stuff? Like "Some other musical stuff!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VENCyDfDX1A&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:44 | 2484989 nomorebuyins
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No thank you Barry, for that sell off!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:45 | 2484995 earleflorida
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how in God's name did this guy ever get elected --- i mean, "what {['s][the fuck is]} going on" --- talk to me, for you ain't no brother, period!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KC7uhMY9s

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:48 | 2485008 tom a taxpayer
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Are they playing circus music?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 19:51 | 2486407 lotsoffun
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what few people understand is that music has an effect on people.  possibly 50 years ago - my youth - the average person could identify - that's church music.  that's marching band music.  that classical music.  that's rock music.  etc.  and it had a function and a time and a place.  now - there's rap music.  it's everywhere 24/7.  it has a function.  few people know that.  and the function is working.  stupidity and violence for all.  so yes, it is smoke and mirrors music you are hearing.

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:49 | 2485014 unionbroker
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sadly people on ZH realize what 90% of their fellow Americans do not...

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:53 | 2485025 MFL8240
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CLOWN

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:02 | 2485054 tony wilson
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what about bill de berg.

chantillie.

looks like cyber war hero barry o and you guys did not get an invite.

gonna be rockin tonight bono and the bland guy from cold face sorry cold play are playin tonight.

yo blair is gonna be playin the guitar as the edge has running radiation shits.

they got all those dyncorp kidnapped kids on ice for one rockin in rolla part tea

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:02 | 2485070 Bansters-in-my-...
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Hey,who's the black guy?

Is he some kinda movie star or sumptin...?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:17 | 2485152 shutupnsing
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The best was when they started yelling "Four More Years!"...the useful idiots who clearly main-lined the Kool-aid! Whew!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:25 | 2485200 Poetic injustice
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They are paid by every live cast, and new president would hire new team, kicking them out.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:25 | 2485208 Printfaster
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Too weird.

My dad was laid off after his first six months in Minneapolis at this very plant.

Good choice of speaking venue.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:02 | 2485407 Common_Cents22
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its also the anniversary of the unprecedented GM takeover.

its also the day the Dow went negative for the year.

 

coincidence?   or ironic bitch slap?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:27 | 2485216 Stuart
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Anyone else notice Obama has a big head... weird.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:56 | 2485368 Winston Churchill
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Has anyone plotted the corelation of.

Obummer speaks:market tanks,gold soars.

Bernanke speaks:market soars,gold tanks.

Please someone,Breitbart  Bernanke.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:05 | 2485423 markar
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Keep talkin Oblablablablama. Every time you open your mouth the markets tank and PMs go up.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:04 | 2485666 ThisIsBob
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Yee Ha!  Was short all day.  Thank you Mr. President.  Do come back again soon.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:25 | 2486198 BlackholeDivestment
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5A4BO7wnfQ 

...wonder what this persons feelings are on other issues, like; is Rosemary's Baby the Bride of Christ in a income tax law Lounge Lizard Suit? ...or a Blue Lodge blue dress blue dress on? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmdH5hAhs_8

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 09:33 | 2487083 ltsgt1
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If 80% of black folks are like this gent in the Youtube video, I would move to the black neighborhood.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:25 | 2486949 nah
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so we are going to have more jobs so people can transition into more than just college

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