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Obama Presents His 2013 Proposed Budget - Live Webcast

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On Friday, we gave the skinny on some of the more amusing and/or aggressive key assumptions in the president's 2013 budget. Now hear the TOTUS, as presented via the president.

VISIT WHITEHOUSE.GOV

And from Friday:

While we have excoriated the unemployable, C-grade, goalseeking, manipulative excel hacks at the CBO on more than one occasion by now (see here, here and here), it appears this time it is the administration itself which has shown that when it comes to predicting the future, only "pledging" Greece is potentially worse than the CBO. WSJ reports that "President Barack Obama's budget request to Congress on Monday will forecast a deficit of $1.33 trillion in fiscal year 2012 and will include hundreds of billions of dollars of proposed infrastructure spending, according to draft documents viewed by Dow Jones Newswires and The Wall Street Journal. The projected deficit is higher than the $1.296 trillion deficit in 2011 and also slightly higher than a roughly $1.15 trillion projection released by the Congressional Budget Office last week. The budget, according to the documents, will forecast a $901 billion deficit for fiscal 2013, which would be equivalent to 5.5% of gross domestic product. That is up from the administration's September forecast of a deficit of $833 billion, or 5.1% of GDP." Where does the CBO see the 2013 budget (deficit of course): -$585 billion, or a 35% delta from the impartial CBO! In other words between 2012 and 2013 the difference between the CBO and Obama's own numbers will be a total of $542 billion. That's $542 billion more debt than the CBO, Treasury and TBAC predict will be needed. In other words while we already know that the total debt by the end of 2012 will be about $16.4 trillion (and likely more, we just use the next debt target, pardon debt ceiling as a referenece point), this means that by the end of 2013, total US debt will be at least $17.4 trillion. Assuming that US 2011 GDP of $15.1 trillion grows by the consensus forecast 2% in 2012 and 3% in 2013, it means that by the end of next year GDP will be $15.8 trillion, or a debt-to-GDP ratio of 110%. Half way from where we are now, to where Italy was yesterday. And of course, both the real final deficit and Debt to GDP will be far, far worse, but that's irrelevant.

More from WSJ:

"The Administration forecast is used to develop the Budget, and at that time we predicted the unemployment rate would average 8.9% in 2012 and 8.6% in 2013. These forecasts were close to the consensus of private forecasters at the time," White House Council of Economic Advisers Chairman Alan Krueger said in a statement earlier in the week.

 

The budget includes more than $350 billion in short-term measures for job growth; a six-year, $476 billion proposal for roads and other surface-transportation projects; and more than $360 billion in savings in health programs such as Medicare and Medicaid.

 

The draft documents don't include all the details of the president's budget but show similarities to the budget plan the White House laid out in September 2011. The budget proposal, for example, repeats a call for $1.5 trillion in new revenue, mostly from ending Bush-era tax cuts for families earning more than $250,000 a year.

 

The White House has said the budget will reflect the president's overall economic message of trying to ensure the economy maintains momentum while everyone is paying their "fair share" of deficit reduction. "The President's 2013 Budget is built around the idea that our country does best when everyone gets a fair shot, does their fair share, and plays by the same rules," one of the budget documents said.

 

The budget also calls for a 5% increase in nondefense research-and-development spending over the previous year and proposes $2.2 billion for advanced manufacturing research and development—a 19% increase over 2012.

Last but not least, it also means that the Treasury debt ceiling will now with almost absolutely certainty, be breached before the election, meaning as Obama is electioneering, the Treasury will be plunder government pension funds to stay under the ceiling for as long as possible.

 

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Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:08 | 2153658 slaughterer
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Get the Jaegermeister out.  You know the rules here.  

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:17 | 2153723 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Obama's 2012 re-election campaign theme song:

Getting Better- Lennon/McCartney

Got to admit it's getting better/It's getting better all the time!

[It can't get much worse]

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:24 | 2153758 redpill
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Thank you Comrade Obama for informing us of the latest policies from the Goldman Politburo.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:35 | 2153818 flacon
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I hate it when the president talks about the GOVERNMENT MAKING INVESTMENTS. The Gov, unlike the private sector, is incapable of making INVESTMENTS, just like the Gov is incapable of "creating (productive) jobs".

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:39 | 2153835 XitSam
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+15.2 Trillion

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:41 | 2153853 mayhem_korner
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...and tax cuts are called EXPENDITURES. 

(It would all work if Barry would just dress as the Mad Hatter...)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:52 | 2153896 Whoa Dammit
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Transcript courtesy of the satire of Mark Twain:

"It will give the Business a splendid new start. You will see..

Everything is prosperous, now; everything is just as we should wish it...

You will see. It will restore the Business. Also, it will elect the Master of the Game to the vacant place in the Trinity of our national gods...

But now--right now--is the best time to do some profitable rehabilitating work--work that will set us up and make us comfortable..

Twice 2 are 14, and 2 from 9 leaves 35. Figures are effective..

By help of these suggested amendments, Progress and Civilization in that country can have a boom, and it will take in the Persons who are Sitting in Darkness, and we can resume Business at the old stand."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:36 | 2153790 TruthInSunshine
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http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/drag...

 

Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!
You're always a day away

 

There's always tomorrow (or a few years from then to start cutting deficits, let alone the debt, but it never happens - the opposite ALWAYS happens, but worse than that, in larger and faster increments).

Tomorrow's only a day away, bitchez.

 

http://www.movementforthepeople.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/DebtChart...

http://www.bigpicweblog.com/exp/images/uploads/usgs_line_us_spending.png

http://wakeupca.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nationaldebt47.jpg

http://thehardrightedge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/National-Debt-Cha...

***

"Let's get real. The U.S. is bankrupt. Neither spending more nor taxing less will help the country pay its bills."

-Former Reagan economic advisor, Laurence Kotlikoff

U.S. Is Bankrupt - Bloomberg

 

Former United States comptroller general David M. Walker has been warning us...

Watch David M. Walker in the I.O.U.S.A. movie trailer - YouTube
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:29 | 2153792 slaughterer
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OT: UniCredit is getting clobbered on the MibTel.  Shares halted already. 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:30 | 2153794 battle axe
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When he says "TAX" Drink MTF!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:30 | 2153795 A Nanny Moose
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Did I just hear double down on clean energy? Why yes, I believe I will have a double.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:39 | 2153841 waylon153
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"2013 budget will save $4T over next 10 years."  I get it, finally.  In order to save we need to spend!  Of course, so simple!  

 

Let me contact my creditors and tell them I need a credit increase because in order to be financially stable and prudent I need to spend more to save more.  Of course, next time I go to the horse track I'll need to spend more to gain more.  Leverage baby!  All we need is more debt leverage to dig ourselves out of this hole.  Krugman is still smiling.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:09 | 2153666 MountainMan
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So fucking sick of these staged events.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:15 | 2153703 Barbarians_R_Us
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Could be worse. They could air them at 8pm on a Weds. evening pre-empting American Idol or Dancing with the Stars (thereby insuring SOMEONE would be actually watching!)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:18 | 2153725 Hippocratic Oaf
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Well, at least you can count on obummer and chair-satan to cause a small bump in PM's when they speak.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:24 | 2153760 A Lunatic
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I'd be willing to take a 15% haircut on my holdings for them to STFU and stop "helping" me.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:50 | 2153857 TruthInSunshine
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Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill

March 16, 2006

"The fact that we're here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. Leadership means 'The buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better. I therefore intend to oppose the effort to increase America's debt limit."

U.S. National Debt was then officially 8.2 trillion USD, or about half of where it will officially be at year end 2012 (doubling of the debt in 6 years)

 

*Of course, the real national debt is a minimum of 60 trillion, and if one includes all projected entitlement spending, actually 202 trillion. But those are minor details.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:12 | 2153676 dwdollar
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I wonder how many of those people behind him have private market jobs or businesses?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:11 | 2153678 slaughterer
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Most wholesome looking wallpaper person?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:11 | 2153679 Dr. Engali
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Evey time Tyler posts that mug I just want to slap that smile right off Obummer's face.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:11 | 2153680 WonderDawg
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2013 budget hahaha, that's funny.

Oh, wait, you were serious?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:16 | 2154568 boattrash
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It's been over 1000 days since congress has passed a budget (a constitutional requirement). But how long has it been since congress has passed legislation that assrapes our liberties?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:11 | 2153681 Snakeeyes
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I will be on Fox Business The Willis Report today at 5:10pm discussing it. 

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com/2012/02/10/2012-federal-budget-obamas-grecian-formula-of-1-33-in-deficits/

I will be watching this thread over the course of the day for acidic comments to use.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:22 | 2153750 Meremortal
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Does this proposed budget officially end the fiction of "I will cut the deficit in half by the end of my first term" so boldly announced by Obama during his first campaign?

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:27 | 2153778 Conrad Murray
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"The budget is fairytale bullshit solely intended to rile up the retards on the left who idolize Social Justice Statists like Mao and Stalin, and are so mentally deficient they are incapable of seeing through such gimmicks as claiming a phony $850 billion war savings(which will be spent anyhow protecting the Synagogue of Satan later this year). There's only one person who has a real plan to get the country back on track, but if we talk about him you might lose your show."

Bonus points if you do it wearing a "FREE JUDGE NAP" shirt.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:18 | 2154575 therearetoomany...
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A negative down for this?  Cmon, what clown would do that...Barry, is that you?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:32 | 2153799 JPM Hater001
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Like my Uncle Lou use to say, "Location location location."

Of course he was always carrying a pistol.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:47 | 2153879 LongSoupLine
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Would love to see how much is "budgeted" toward the increase (and sustainability) of food stamps.  With that, how can "recovery" be used in ANY political statement?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:11 | 2153956 Burr's 2nd Shot
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I guess it's a good thing the Federal government doesn't operate on budgets anymore. 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:38 | 2154062 smlbizman
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how about endorsing ron paul who understands the budget and its reality...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:13 | 2153684 Dr. Engali
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We have become a joke. What a bunch of non- thinking sheep those people are.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:39 | 2153836 A Lunatic
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You have a bad attitude. This might cheer you up.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/obama-campaign-launches-truth-team...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:25 | 2154611 boattrash
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Lunatic,

I tried your link, now having major trouble cleaning puke from my keyboard! Thanks though.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:12 | 2153690 kaiserhoff
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Every time I see Barry Hussein, I have the same two thoughts:
Who does that arrogant house nigger think he is?
And who does he think he's talking to?

I know dozens of men who have worked for decades in real jobs, supporting families on less
than Barry spends on his slick suits and arugula salads.
Obummer is a one-trick dog.  He wears his negritude on his sleeve, and dares anyone to
tell the truth about what he is: an affirmative action fool.
If he has puppet masters, they are doing a piss poor job.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:53 | 2154482 PWD Lover
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Stick to substance, cut the racist bullshit.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:13 | 2153694 OttoMBMP
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These stupid smiling but empty faces make me think of comrade Stalin or North Korea.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:24 | 2153757 SMG
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Better cheer wildly at every comment, or off to the prison camp for some "re-education".

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:34 | 2153810 ljag
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Look again. Most of 'em look like they are on Prolixin(sp)........a lobotomy type drug.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:14 | 2153698 MountainMan
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Keep patting yourself on the back...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:14 | 2153701 SnobGobbler
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since when does this country have a budget? seems to me obamas whole term has been sans budget...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:18 | 2153728 francis_sawyer
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Ummm... Make that his whole LIFE...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:15 | 2154564 therearetoomany...
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1020 days and counting...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:15 | 2153702 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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He is such a douchebag.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:15 | 2153705 alexwest
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#deficit of $1.33 trillion in fiscal year 2012

in reality , closer to 1.5/6 trln.. its so 2008 year all over again..
i thought we're having THE RECOVERY in herrrrrrrre .

im confused as virgin on 1st date.. :)

alx

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:26 | 2153763 therearetoomany...
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Just wait til interest rates rise....or China, Russia and India keep trading their own currencies for oil.  Or...well, you get the idea.

 

Wait, we can have a war with Syria or Iraq or somebody...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:15 | 2153707 ffart
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You mean the 2013 state shopping spree where the government prints up as much money as it wants to spend on stupid shit so that it can inflate another asset bubble.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:22 | 2153742 francis_sawyer
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a frog in every simmering pot & an iPad at every garage sale!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:15 | 2153709 tnquake
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:15 | 2153710 JPM Hater001
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Who'd the CIA get to write this one up?  Peter Griffin?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:18 | 2153731 Barbarians_R_Us
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Possibly, but it was definitely spellchecked by Stewie.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:19 | 2153735 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Same speech, everytime, for three years.  How stupid are the democrat liberals that they can't remember it's the same speech every fucking time?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:29 | 2153787 Jay Gould Esq.
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Three years ? It has been the same speech since 1935, when the first budget foe the WPA was earmarked. The Democrat knows no other function but to extract and redistribute. In 1938, it was sidewalks. In 2012, it is high-speed rail to nowhere, on five-decade-old track. Nothing has changed in three-quarters of a century but the sheer magnitude of numbers.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:35 | 2153820 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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touche

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:15 | 2153711 RSDallas
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Now it's the American Promise.  What happened to the dream?  Oh there it is the "fair" America.  I got it.  This is pathetic!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:17 | 2153912 TruthInSunshine
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A thousand points of light.

Ownership society.

A chicken in every pot.

City on a hill.

Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:31 | 2154651 boattrash
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"Fair is fair" just stay locked and loaded to keep it that way.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:16 | 2153717 kralizec
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Buck Farack!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:17 | 2153720 Hondo
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Typical BS

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:18 | 2153726 freakscene
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already baked in

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:19 | 2153734 A Lunatic
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Who's "WE" asshole?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:21 | 2153743 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The same "We" Poppy Bush was refering to when he said "A New World Order".

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:19 | 2153737 Hondo
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You have to be a f****** fool to belive this nonsense!!  These guys have to be morons

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:34 | 2153817 mayhem_korner
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His goal is to get the f**** fool population to 51% of the voting populus (pretty close now).

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:20 | 2153738 EverythingsSuper
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Dis how we roll on the EBT, It's free, Swipe yo EBT!!! Green shoots, yes we can, swipe yo EBT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzspsovNvII

 

HAHAHAH, Super.

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:29 | 2153786 kaiserhoff
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Free speech is such a BEEEEITCH.

                                Lloyd & Jamie

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:24 | 2153759 Monedas
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At least Whitney Houston's mom (Sissy ?) didn't have to worry if her daughter was wearing clean underwear when the paramedics arrived !   Monedas  2012   Don't worry....be happy !

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:53 | 2153902 Alcoholic Nativ...
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You are one bad comedian man. 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:25 | 2153761 Benedict Farse
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They look like a choir. Sing! Praise be!

No old people :-(

What is this Logan's Run?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:25 | 2153764 azzhatter
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Smacks of watching Kim Jong IL in North Korea

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:26 | 2153765 mayhem_korner
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Are the shills behind the podium part of the 8.3% unemployed, or do they go into the "employed" pool by virtue of the the transfer payment they're "earning" today?  Just askin'.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:27 | 2153770 SheepDog-One
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HAIL ObaMao! HAIL ObaMao!! HAIL 'Cyber Watch'! Zieg HEIL!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:26 | 2153773 Alcoholic Nativ...
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I think the time has come to no longer disclose the budget, for national security reasons. 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:27 | 2153774 mayhem_korner
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BTW, should we tape this and bury it in a time capsule for the four-generations-removed people who will actually be paying back "his" budget?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:41 | 2154711 boattrash
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Mayhem,

Fuckin' A! I'll donate printer cartridges, as I doubt any tech tools/batteries/or broadband signals will be the same when it's time to open. Suggest hard copies. Great idea!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:27 | 2153775 EverythingsSuper
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A question that crossed my mind, is how much the multicultural, multisex wall behind Obango getting paid? Especially the Indonesian guy to the right? He must be getting the big bucks :)

Now if they're doing it for free.........green shoots might roll by at any time.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:31 | 2153801 SoNH80
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Probably nothing. It looks like O's speaking at a college of pharmacy. "The right Rx for economic recovery." Get it? It's a meta-pun!  A seven-figure political con$ultant probably came up with that brilliant idea.  Might play in Peoria....

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:27 | 2153781 digalert
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Psst...wanna buy some HOPE? cheap?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:28 | 2153784 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Mike finished with a 4.0.

What was your GPA, Mr. President?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:32 | 2153803 mayhem_korner
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What was your GPA, Mr. President?

 

Are you granting that he went to college?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:30 | 2153789 taniquetil
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It won't do anything for the economy. Obama's ridiculous amount of spending is already priced in. Bearish.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:29 | 2153791 A Lunatic
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I wonder if Drone pilot flight training is one of the available courses.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:03 | 2154780 boattrash
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Lunatic, Check this out!

Sorry, The link didn't come through. This statement came straight from US Rep Steve Womack's websight. 

February 03, 2012 Air Force Budget, 188th…

On Friday, the Air Force announced its budget plan for the fiscal year 2013, in which the 188th Fighter Wing would lose its A10 mission.

My first priority is to argue on behalf of the A10 mission because we know—and can prove—its cost effectiveness.  That said, if the Air Force is committed to this decision, it is wise to fight for a relevant, sustainable, and state-of-the-art mission for the Fort Smith facility—like the Predator/Reaper—to mitigate the job loss to our region.  I am committed to working with the Air Force and the Arkansas Military Department to ensure all possible additional force structure is pursued for Fort Smith.

The reality is that the Defense Department is cutting nearly a half-trillion dollars over the next decade and with additional cuts looming through sequester, and the prospect for future BRACs (Base Realignment and Closure), enormous pressure is coming down on our national defense structure.

Arkansas is not alone in this discussion.  Another three dozen states are fighting for similar consideration.  Against any metric, we believe we make a strong case for our situation.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:30 | 2153797 Burr's 2nd Shot
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Double down on green energy?  Isn't doubling down something one does when playing blackjack?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:33 | 2153809 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Yup.  Obama admits, he is gambling with your tax dollars.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:40 | 2153842 thunderchief
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No.

Doubling Down is something two whores do after you've bet it all and won the whole pot.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:33 | 2153798 Terminus C
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"Double down on clean energy..."

"Shared responsibility... we need to pay for it... tax increase..."

top 2%

He just called himself a billionaire... Wonder how that happened.  Lots of community planner billionaires in America?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:34 | 2153800 djsmps
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Jesus Christ, he says the same tired drivel in every single speech. It's like presidential Groundhog Day.

He did just say that he is doing "very, very well" financially. Plus, he mentioned Warren Buffet's secretary.  And he said that he's "doing fine" financially.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:39 | 2153834 mayhem_korner
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It's like presidential Groundhog Day.

 

Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:43 | 2153860 Atomizer
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The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of. This is a logical result of the way in which our democratic society is organized. Vast numbers of human beings must cooperate in this manner if they are to live together as a smoothly functioning society.

-Edward Bernays

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:32 | 2153802 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I think the 2012 mantra is going to be, "It's not fair."

What a whiny little bitch.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:33 | 2153804 metastar
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Now hear the TOTUS, as presented via the SCROTUS

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:56 | 2153805 thunderchief
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Obama is going to get re-elected for all these handouts, or he is going to leave the Republicans an even bigger pile of debt and problems than GW Bush left him.  That sums up American Politics.  Leave an even bigger pile of steaming shit.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:33 | 2153806 sabra1
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if those sheeple behind him don't smile and clap, they'll be deemed terrorists!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:39 | 2153837 grok
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you can tell he really enjoys getting out there among his fanbase to receive his accolades and thanks, look at all the times he says thank you as he makes his way through, really loving it.  Do all presidents do that?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:41 | 2153852 SoNH80
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Elvis did it. I remember that Clinton did it too.  Thank you, thank you very much.  Love me tender.....

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:42 | 2153855 EverythingsSuper
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How many mean-assholish-looking secret service agents did the Great Messiah bring out? They don't seem to trust even their loving liberast fans, and this is after a thorough scanning.

What democracy!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:44 | 2153865 non_anon
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yeah, whatever

"A letter provided to Washington Secrets from Obama to a long-unemployed Portland, Maine carpenter pulls back the curtain of economic hope to reveal the truth about the stagnant economy. “I won’t lie to you,” Obama penned in hand to Charles Oliver in October. “It will probably take another year or two to fully dig our way out of this hole.”

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/privately-obama-sees-recovery-1-2-years/372116

courtesy Drudge

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:46 | 2153873 SoNH80
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For the average voter, Obama's consistency aka endless repetition is reassuring in comparison with the Plastic Jello Mold, Willard "Mittens" Romney.  Both will spend borrowed money, but Joe Blow has no idea how Mittens will do it.  We may know how the story ends.....

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:48 | 2153882 Shvanztanz
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:49 | 2153887 EverythingsSuper
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Btw, a "A strong army" is just Obama slang for, WILL WAGE WAR WITH IRAN, for non-American interests and spill as much American blood as my masters desire. HAIL COMRADE OBAMAO!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:50 | 2153889 gwar5
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Obama´s plan in a nutshell:

 

Keep them all scared and divided with Race War, Class War, Religous War, and Wars in the ME so the little people can´t fight back against the NWO Banking Monarchy that is executing a stealth coup against democracy and self determination around the world.

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 12:57 | 2153916 Blkhat117
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We the sheeple of the United States of America.

 

To fix the debt problem is to add more debt and do 100% of debt monetization by the Fed. (if the Fed isn't doing this already.)

the only thing propping up the dollar now is a big (con)fidence game backed by our US mailitary.

What happends if the EU debt crisis get ressolved? or the EU collapses?

What happends when Iran no longer sells its oil in US dollars this comming March?

what happends whan the price on gold and sliver suddenly spikes beyond the Fed control?

WHO KNOWS? LOL

 

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:11 | 2153958 cowdiddly
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Jive- ass muther.@#$^&*

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:26 | 2154022 carbonmutant
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Burp...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:53 | 2154141 hunglow
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I'm just a professional.  I'm just a professional.

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