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Obama Promises Russia To Be More "Flexible" After Election

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In today's open mic farce that has made the president a target of a fresh republican onslaught, we have Obama telling Russian presidential pawn Dmitry Medvedev that "this is his last presidential election", and that he will have "more flexibility after the election." One can only assume that Obama is referring to the aggressive NATO expansion which has angered Russia substantially as noted previously, and even led to Russia putting radar stations on combat alert. It could be this or it could be anything, including US posturing vis-a-vis Syria assuming the stance a huanitariam, if completely impotent, do-gooder globocop, or for that matter any other foreign policy fiasco in which Russia now have the upper hand by default. Naturally, one wonders why Obama would be pandering to Russia (well, aside for the country's premier export position when it comes to nat gas and crude of course) in the first place. Or more importantly, as the GOP has now figured out, why does the president need to be more flexible after the election to begin with, and to what other special interest will Obama be far more responsive than to his mere electorate. Either way, nothing but more theater as central planning continues on its merry way to terminal dislocation with reality.

More from CNN:

The video features the clip of Obama and Medvedev holding a private conversation at the Nuclear Security Summit in Seoul, South Korea. During their talk, which was caught on camera and on microphone, Obama asked his Russian counterpart for some "space" on the U.S.-led NATO missile defense system in Europe.

 

"This is my last election," Obama told Medvedev. "After my election I have more flexibility."

 

While Obama put his hand on Medvedev's arm, the Russian president responded saying he would transmit the information to the incoming president, current Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.

 

But Republicans seized on Obama's request as an opportunity to frame the president as a politician primarily focused on re-election.

 

"It's amazing what we find out about this president's policies when he thinks no one is listening and it begs the question: What else doesn't Obama want us to know about before he's reelected?" Kirsten Kukowski, RNC spokeswoman, said.

 

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney also came out against Obama's comments, saying the moment represented "an alarming and troubling development."

 

"This is no time for our president to be pulling his punches with the American people. And not telling us what he's intending to do with regards to our missile defense system, with regards to our military might and with regards to our commitment to Israel and with regard to our absolute conviction that Iran must have a nuclear weapon," Romney said while campaigning in San Diego.

 

His team launched a new Twitter campaign Monday, highlighting the president's remark.

 

From his Twitter account, Romney asked followers to fill in the blank: "@BarackObama: I'll have more flexibility to ______ after the election."

 

Pushing back, the Obama campaign said Romney was distorting the president's words.

 

"Governor Romney has been all over the map on the key foreign policy challenges facing our nation today, offering a lot of chest thumping and empty rhetoric with no concrete plans to enhance our security or strengthen our alliances," Ben LaBolt, the campaign's press secretary, said in a statement. "Instead of passing the buck, it is time that Governor Romney shared his foreign policy agenda with the American people."

Naturally, the show must go on for the general public (which would be wise to please dump its entire life savings in the Bernie Bernankoff Asset Management ponzi scheme post haste - have you seen the monthly returns? just scorching!), even as all truly important decisions are made deep behind the scenes, and are accompanied by electronic sacks of money, where the squid in one capacity or another, always "makes a market."

 

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Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:02 | 2292568 LedMizer
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Obama has got to be the dumbest son of a bitch on the planet.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:04 | 2292573 redpill
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Gosh there's a word for this, what was it... uh.... oh yeah! TREASON!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:10 | 2292593 Tom Servo
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Barry seems certain he will win.  It's almost like, it's...... already determined.....

 

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:12 | 2292598 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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His lwyer got laughed at today, and Obama didn't want the lawyer having all the fun.  What a dunce.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:16 | 2292609 Cheesy Bastard
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He never said it's his last term, he just said it's his last election.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:42 | 2292702 Manthong
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Last election..  only if he ends up eligible to be on the ballot of all 50 states.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:44 | 2292721 Ag Tex
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This whole thing is rigged.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:04 | 2292790 francis_sawyer
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So I guess since we already know he's getting elected, there won't be any need for me to click on the AD on the right of the page with Michele Obama on it to tell her "I'm IN"!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:31 | 2292980 Manthong
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Hey trolls..

wouldn't it be something if the black swan happened to be of Kenyan ancestry?

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 22:50 | 2293238 CoolBeans
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I HATE that ad...

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 22:58 | 2293254 ElvisDog
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Is it just me, or was Michelle a lot better looking before the 2008 election. I used to think she was kind of cute, but now man oh man.....

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 23:07 | 2293273 Ms. Erable
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Wookies are kinda like that.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 23:30 | 2293323 economics9698
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Barry needs another birth certificate, Sheriff Joe is on his trail.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 00:55 | 2293461 knukles
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What's that about the Obama ad?  Mine are all midget Thai tranny dating and bride sahring sites.  Is there something wrong?

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 23:03 | 2293264 Dr Zaius
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Strange, I get the "Established Men, Start Dating Beautiful Women Now, Sugar Daddy Dating".  I have yet to see one woman in that ad that looks like Michele Obama yet.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 14:44 | 2295093 lenitivelea
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I always click, just to cost the campaign as much money as possible. 

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:46 | 2292735 bobola
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I think what Obama meant by having more flexibility after the election is that he plans to start doing yoga...

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:48 | 2292744 ihedgemyhedges
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Well, my "now" wife told me when she was my "then" fiancee that she would be more flexible after we got married.  Boy, what a dumbass I was..................

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:55 | 2292766 jcaz
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Fuck you, Barry.....

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:06 | 2292799 Oquities
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traitorous motherfucker.  no habeus corpus, or judicial process, free speech zone, non-natural born citizen, corporate fascist, renditionist, sociopathic, budget busting, bi-sexual, racist, non-constitutional executive-ordering, warrantless searching and eavesdropping, black liberation theologist prick.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:40 | 2292883 Barbarians_R_Us
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Wheeww....for a minute there I swear you were going to list the "N" word. Wouldn't want any reason for an alphabet agency to come knocking on ZH's door.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:59 | 2292917 Oquities
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okay, i'm going for it - N-N-N-narcissitic asshole!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:00 | 2292923 Oquities
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excuse my bad spelling and bad manners.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:20 | 2292967 macholatte
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Damn near eloquent.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:49 | 2293016 bania
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you forgot "closet smoking"...

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 21:02 | 2293035 Cheesy Bastard
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"pole smoking"

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:00 | 2292926 Gold N Glocks
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Kenyan Black needs to go.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:16 | 2292955 liverdiefree
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Since he was never naturalized if he was born in Kenya or as a citizen of any other country then he is still a citizen of that country as he never became a U.S. citizen at all. I'll chip in to deport the swine.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 22:37 | 2293216 The Heart
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Not to mention a fraud.

The good news is now, many on the inside are considering the truth of the fact that every document and law he has instituted is illegal and not valid, thus making them world criminals eligible for war crimes tribunals if they implement his illegal and unconstitutional fraudulent laws or decrees. It is already a civil war amongst those who want the glory of continued killing and mayhem like in Iraq, and those who will stop them dead in their tracks if they try it here in America.

Have hope boys and girls, there are more and more awakening to this factual information and realigning with the side of real truth and justice.

Ron Paul scares the heck out of these fast losing power-brokers and they know it.

Do not fall prey to the fear rampage and media propaganda lies and dis-information.

They are also losing the attention on the digital TV drug as more and more people wake up speaking the same launguage of awareness of the beast.

Give thanks.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:54 | 2292906 Pairadimes
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Ha Ha Ha. What is the difference between a new wife and a new job after six months? The job still sucks.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:18 | 2292963 ihedgemyhedges
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So does my wife.  Just ask the pool boy................too many damned cougars running around nowadays.........

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:55 | 2292769 Madrid2020
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He be our Queen!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:27 | 2292849 Cheesy Bastard
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Oh, that's why he likes a hot Mike.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:45 | 2292726 eatthebanksters
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They've already collected and counted the absentee ballots...I heard Donald Duck voted 858 times!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:34 | 2292872 3MonthsZHober
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I thought the Eisner cabal was banned from voting after the Florida Bush recount. Times are changing.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:32 | 2292866 Abiotic Oil
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Ron Paul just won the majority of Missouri delegates...
The only winning that matters...
Not that you'll hear about it in the MSM...

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 23:37 | 2293343 Deo vindice
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I would not be too surprised to see the whole 'Ron Paul' surge of support become the black swan TPTB would use to "protect Americans and their democracy".

He is also the only candidate for president that has refused federal protection during the campaign.

It's like he's daring them.

The banker/military/industrial complex fellows must be having nightmares about this man. Who would have thought that a 76-year-old gentleman could elicit so much fear in the hearts of the corrupt powers of the nation?

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 21:29 | 2293082 icanhasbailout
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Romney as his likely opponent, media wholly on his side? I'd talk about it like it was already determined too.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 22:39 | 2293200 The Heart
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"Barry seems certain he will win.  It's almost like, it's...... already determined....."

Like bush said just before he was elected.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 00:39 | 2293437 StychoKiller
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From his Twitter account, Romney asked followers to fill in the blank: "@BarackObama: I'll have more flexibility to ______ after the election."

Slaughter the Ignorati

and yer response is...

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:19 | 2292597 12ToothAssassin
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You honestly think this is the first time anything like this has ever happened? And that Romney wouldnt be doing the same thing if he were in that position? Please. Its only the first time its been on mic. Have you ever heard a few words or sentences in a conversation and were absolutely sure what it was all about?

 

"This is no time for our president to be pulling his punches with the American people. And not telling us what he's intending to do with regards to our missile defense system, with regards to our military might..."

If Romney thinks the POTUS should inform all citizens about every intent of anything then he is even a greater idiot than I thought, and thats saying a lot. Im sure the first thing Romney would do IN HIS INAUGURATION SPEECH is inform the US population on how he intends to handle top secret defense strategy.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:27 | 2292650 TMT
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If you are trying to solicit empathy for BHO you are on the wrong site.  For me, nothing you can say will justify anything this man has done.  He is 100% idiot - and if you directly or indirectly support him or any of his policies that makes you an equal idiot.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:31 | 2292662 myshadow
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then your alternative is 150% dumber?

 



'ROMNEY: IF I TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO, I'LL LOSE'
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:38 | 2292687 TMT
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MY alternative?  Blow me.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:03 | 2292786 myshadow
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no

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 23:40 | 2293353 cornedmutton
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how hard?

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:31 | 2292667 12ToothAssassin
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Note that I refered to the office not the present occupant. And inserted Romney as a thought experiment to compare how his actions may or may not differ given the same set of circumstances which WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

 

My point is that its nearly impossible to place this in any context unlkess you were there the whole time listening to the entire exchange with all previous relevant information. I dont think any of us are qualified to make that judgement.

 

To be clear, Im neither supporting nor villifying the POTUS, Im just being reasonable about digesting this very small and isolated part of a more complex picture and being careful about reading too much into it because what you read into it will most likely show your bias far more than it would prove to be actually correct.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:40 | 2292699 TMT
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This is merely one small piece of the Obama puzzle.  The entire context has been built up over the last three years.  This piece fits nicely into what we (those with our eyes open) have learned about this man.

You're right - context is key.  That context is what he's done since being POTUS, senator and a community activist.  Had RP said this, I would have scratched my head.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:12 | 2292817 Fedaykinx
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exactly, i've been saying for months that if he wins again all bets are off, the first four years will look like a walk in the park compared to what's coming.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:50 | 2292745 whstlblwr
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Fuck off, he doesn't say have more flexibility "if" elected. This country is going down the shitter. Only the best cheater wins.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:00 | 2292779 John Bigboote
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Barry will be president in 2013 whether there is an election (rigged) or not (national emergency).

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:18 | 2292962 TuesdayBen
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Yeah, to mid-January. The clod is toast.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:47 | 2292896 J 457
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TMT- that's a bit narrow-minded.  Reminds me of some people thinking they "have to" agree with everything their political party represents, solely because they dare not cross party lines. 

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:47 | 2293011 El Tuco
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The plan has already been made. Whether it's BO or Romney they are just following it like the rest of their predecessors. Soon we will all be lining up for our soap and bread....... 

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 21:43 | 2293122 monoloco
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The missile defense scheme should be scrapped because it's just another piece of gubmint welfare shit for the military/industrial/security complex. Once again the pentagon, always fighting the last war, iwants to spend billions on a defense system that will be obselete by the time it's deployed. Why the fuck would a rogue state or terrorist group want to fire a missile at us, insuring their own destruction, when they could just hide a weapon in a shipping container, or create total havoc on dry western states with nothing more than a fucking Bic lighter. Further more such a system would likely lead to another arms race as Russia and China build weapons that can defeat it. Quit spending money that our children won't have on war toys we don't need.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:19 | 2292618 SHEEPFUKKER
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We will all have more flexibility after getting bent over so many times. 

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:01 | 2292783 Devout Republican
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We GOT him boys! Let's take our country back!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:11 | 2292815 Madrid2020
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We're all headed for the firing squad regardless!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:16 | 2292826 ChrisFromMorningside
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Am I missing something here? How is this "treason"?

ZH suggests that by "flexible" Obama was suggesting he would ease the hardline that the U.S. has taken with regards to NATO's expansion and with regards to the U.S.'s posturing over Syria. That sounds very plausible to me.

GOOD! Why the hell is the U.S. posturing and threatening Russia in the first place? The Russian economy, as corrupt and decaying as it is, contributes to REAL global wealth far more than the U.S. economy does. Their workforce is still concentrated in the primary and secondary sectors of the economy, while the U.S. is retail/bureaucrat-land. Putin rightfully called out the U.S. economy as a global "parasite." Why is the U.S. threatening wars-of-conquest against Russian allies like Syria? 

I welcome more "flexibility" AKA less saber-rattling and global-cop actions. It makes me wonder though, who or what are the forces that are pushing Obama towards a hardline stance with Russia if it isn't his personal preference? I'm no fan of Obama but it seems like a lot of you are ignoring the fact that ultimately he is just a P.R. rep, and the clients he represents are far deeper in the shadows and probably far more insidious than Mr. Community Organizer could even dream of being.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 23:15 | 2293285 redpill
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Directly and deliberately deceiving Congress and the electorate, violating legislative restriction, sharing future missle defense plans with the leader of a volatile country led by a near-dictatorial megalomaniac, take your pick.  The point, dear ChrisFromMorningSide, is that if Obama feels this is the proper course of action he needs to get it through Congress and let the American people know that is his position and intention.  While it only may be a formality at this point, we are still technically a Constitutional Republic, and defrauding your constituents, in this case the entire fucking country, is worthy of being labelled a high crime.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 16:13 | 2301684 12ToothAssassin
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"Directly and deliberately deceiving Congress and the electorate"

 

Because Barry is the first President, nay, politician of any kind to ever do this. Shame on him.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:11 | 2292943 jtg
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What else can you expect from a stealth Marxist president!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:43 | 2292714 eatthebanksters
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Actually, that would be the dummy that sits on his knee named Joe Biden...have you seen the videos from November where Biden is bragging about how smart John Corzine is and how they called John Corzine for advice. Unfuckingbelievable!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm3VMrKqJSA

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:44 | 2292716 tempo
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Or one of the luckest!  There is very little evidence, at this time, that central planning bankers negatively affect anything.   This furthers the push for more central planning until something breaks.  Its like the 6 largest central bankers have circled the wagons, promising to watch each others back and protect the front lines at all cost.  Its seems to be working, at least for 2012. 

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:47 | 2292738 kill switch
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Why not be flexible now you fuckhead????? Manchurian Candidate,,Quid pro quo

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:00 | 2292777 Son of Loki
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On purpose. I bet he left it turned on so they could hear him. Then he can please the Noble Peace Prize committee. Barry is no dummy. But it is sad to see him stooping to shine the shoes of our main adversary.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 21:48 | 2293136 BoNeSxxx
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Our main adversary???

Hop back in your time machine there pal.  I think you got off (or would that be out?) about 30 years too early.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:17 | 2292828 Grinder74
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In a new book on the effects of the stimulus, Obama was quoted as saying to his economic team, "I don't get it."  See the Obamateurism of the Day at hotair.com

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:40 | 2292884 Al Gorerhythm
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Obama has got to be the dumbest son of a bitch on the planet.

No, there are dumber; those who continue to support the divisive, antagonistic, "Red Team/Blue Team" democratic system as funded by the fractional reserve banking system.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 01:58 | 2293541 Hi Ho Silver
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The Republic has its problems that is sure, but it didn't always have a blood/brain sucking squid attached to it.

I like my divisive antagonisticism out in the open and in your face, not behind closed doors.

Single party system fabois can lick my red, white, and blue nutsack.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:59 | 2292918 BKbroiler
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The day Rush Limbaugh mentioned ZH the comment section went to shit.  Wow, the president got caugh being a politician, big surprise.  Instead of talking about what they could have been referring to (or anything of real substance) it's just partisan bullshit.  Maybe one of the tylers is Drudge himself.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 21:37 | 2293104 gwar5
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Zerohedge is referenced all over by reputable venues. It is more instructive to note where ZH is not referenced, namely the MSM, because it speaks volumes about them. I support anybody marxist traitors may try to censor, especially Limbaugh.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 21:51 | 2293145 BoNeSxxx
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No big surprise but the BBC ran this story around 4:00 EST.

As of 10:00, I still haven't heard it mentioned on CNN... but, then again, I am watching it in South America so it's in Spanish and I am reading ZH paying only partial attention to the bobble heads anyway...

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:13 | 2292945 azzhatter
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and it's a big planet. and there's a Biden on it

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 21:48 | 2293139 Jake88
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Careful. You could be accused of being a racist.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 22:52 | 2293240 Chupacabra-322
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Open mike my ass.  He knew it was a HOT mike.  Just another planned PsyOp. 

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 00:23 | 2293430 dark pools of soros
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probably unless the jew media is trying to shine light that we have to be harder on iran/syria/russia and obama takes the fool role here and then preaches war later...  time is the best fortune teller

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 00:07 | 2293408 LongSoupLine
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CHICAGOOO!!  Everybody sing!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:04 | 2292574 cossack55
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The citizen's flexibility will be limited to where he/she will stand in the cattle car.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:06 | 2292581 nmewn
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Jes cumrade, I vill relay dis informazion to Vlad. He vill be most pleazed.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:06 | 2292582 lineskis
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"I'll leave you alone on Syria after the elections but untill then I have to look good so I'll be pounding on you amically. Oh and BTW, please wait for November to dump your UST... Good - Good?"

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:41 | 2292706 francis_sawyer
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What he's really whispering is that if we both play our cards right, we exit this thing with a boatload of cash...

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:09 | 2292586 Poor Grogman
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What the people don't know won't hurt th....
Oh never mind..

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:09 | 2292589 Savyindallas
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Outrageous! You have to suck zionist/Bankster dick 24/7 -365 days a year. Not just before elections. This is unacceptable. Bring on the republicans. Other than Ron paul, they will all suck zionist cock   -without conditions.    

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:47 | 2292897 zen0
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You just gave me a great idea for people who want to commit suicide by Muslim.

Just yell " Mohammed sucks Zionist cock" in an appropriate venue.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:10 | 2292590 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Is this like promising a reach around?

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:15 | 2292602 Paul Atreides
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No Obama's speciality is the dutch rudder

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:26 | 2292647 thatthingcanfly
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I just looked up dutch rudder.

Nice.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:49 | 2293018 Acorn10012
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Learned so much on this site.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:49 | 2292748 Fail2Deliver
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Just when I thought I heard of everything, you made me do a google search...lol

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:13 | 2292820 myshadow
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Likewise, it is pretty funny in either context.

 

1.Dutch Rudder

     Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis. SnackCake gave Tonkin a Dutch Rudder, because they are two freaky people who like to try new things.

2.Dutch Rudder

  When someone comes up with an idea (like at work) that will benefit mainly them self and they hand the actual work off to someone else. Getting Dutch Ruddered:

Dustin: "I think that if we stored all the files in one location, I could process the reports faster."

Chris: "That is a really good idea."

Dustin: "So do you mind clearing out your schedule for the rest of the day and start moving the files?"

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:47 | 2293013 Dave Thomas
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UrbanDictionary.com providing an outlet for sexless 16 year olds everywhere.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:17 | 2292829 Madrid2020
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Yeah,and the nation's been Dutch ovened too!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:32 | 2292984 ClassicalLib17
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 dutch oven 

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:11 | 2292595 Doubleguns
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After the comment they both sit back with a "I just ate the canary" smug look. Anyone else notice that.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:55 | 2292743 i-dog
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Watching this obvious setup/snow-job almost made me sick! Are we supposed to believe that "the dumb russkies" didn't know the Obomber was running for an election, prior to him letting the cat out of the bag? FFS ... they're now just openly laughing at the serfs!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:55 | 2292909 Randall Cabot
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What was up with the touchy-feely? is Medvedev a switch hitter too?

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:21 | 2292968 azzhatter
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my impression is yes, Medvedev swings both ways.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:11 | 2292596 Theta_Burn
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At least when Ronald Reagan did it it was funny.

Guess we can also assume the election fix is in.

Its starting to get scary

 

 

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:14 | 2292601 Cdad
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This shit comes daily now...the kind of news that used to end careers or cause companies to fail...now is simply announced on a daily basis...without consequences.  I mean, why BATS even still exists at this point is beyond me...or CS with its TVIX rip off.  Now President Zero making side deals with Russians based on the electoral map.

It is so over it's f'n tragic.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:32 | 2292670 HelluvaEngineer
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I'm holding tight for the Wolverines IPO

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 22:28 | 2293210 Abiotic Oil
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Opening bid of 7.62.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:14 | 2292603 A_S
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this one sentence tells us he's not doing it for the people at all

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:21 | 2292627 12ToothAssassin
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And youre sure of this how? From hearing one sentence?

 

Im not saying you are right or wrong, Im just wondering how you became omniscient.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:31 | 2292661 TMT
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Because that one sentence reveals BHO is more concerned about his next election than the best interest of the country.  If what he proposes doing with the Russians is in America's best interest, why not tell us now?  Why wait until post election?

Come on.  You either get it or you don't.  I hope you aren't really this dense.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:40 | 2292700 Hedgetard55
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He is thatdense. Like tungsten. Obama bootlicker.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:29 | 2292978 Bastiat
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A fraud and a sockpuppet.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 22:46 | 2293236 BoNeSxxx
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Which one?

 

A) 12 Tooth

B) Obamao

C) All of the above

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:22 | 2292632 12ToothAssassin
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Information? or disinformation? 

 

Who can tell from one sentence out of context. Much ado about nothing, unless you read into it what fits your preconceived agenda.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:24 | 2292636 12ToothAssassin
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my internets freaked out over this vid clip

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 22:05 | 2293168 New World Chaos
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The next Cold War will be the Reborn Republic vs. the remains of the NWO.  They don't want America to be armed.  They would rather just nuke us.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 22:14 | 2293180 Incubus
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I occasionally like to frontstab people from the back

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:15 | 2292607 ian807
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Yes kids. The election fix is in and everyone knows it. The republicans will do all in their power to lose this next election so that when the economy fails after the oil shock that comes with a "conflict" in Iran, they won't be blamed. Santorum, if he's not the nominee, will be the new, well-poisoning "Palin" if Palin herself can't be persuased to run as VP. 

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:51 | 2293020 Dave Thomas
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You forgot a healthy demonizing by the MSM of Ron Paul being unelectable and tearing a rift in the republican vote.

What a fucked up system we have, no free markets, no free elections or political fields.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:16 | 2292608 meetired
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The Bamster was referring to the importation of Ukranian hookers.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:25 | 2292646 nmewn
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lol...I'm asserting my right to three have of them delivered to my door free of charge...if not I'll claim mental anguish.

I have a Georgetown grad on retainer ;-)

Why should I have to go hang out in Walmart's parking lot picking them up for nine bucks a pop...this is America dammit!!!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:07 | 2292778 i-dog
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"The Bamster"!?! ... Is that what you guys in the Langley basement really call him? LOL ... precious!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:17 | 2292615 A Lunatic
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I will say this. IF Obama is a plant of some higher power which has gone to the point of falsifying records, counterfeiting birth certificates, and re-writing/erasing his past in order to get him into this position, then he will absolutely be elected again regardless of who runs against him...........then there will be four years of hell unleashed in America.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:21 | 2292626 meetired
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Libs are 'higher powers'?  Or are Amerikans just plain stupid for voting this klown in, in the first place?

Only Karl knows.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:47 | 2293012 Stax Edwards
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Mynhair!  We hardly knew ye!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:52 | 2293021 lotsoffun
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i really don't care, but i wish the best for humanity and this doesn't seem the best.  seriously - think about it.  where is the birth record?  where are your college transcripts?  where were you from dates x - y?  but it doesn't matter.  really.  who wants the job?  who do we have leading america?  who are the leaders?  lebron johnson jordan? oprah?  kardashian?  romney? (everybody forgets his fathers reputation in the 60/70 - it wasn't loved.) buffett, bernake, geithner, sumners?  are ANY of these people anyone you would want your children to admire, except for the fact they are rich and powerful?  trump?  really?  are we really such a nation of trash that everyone looks up to this idiot trump, who really is bankrupt (in everyway) except that on paper he is rich and on t.v.?  it's over.  morally, spiritually and financially bankrupt.  no solution.  flush.

oh - ronald mcdonald, disney and michael jackson.  i believe.

 

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 21:16 | 2293060 gwar5
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If Obama is willing to go to all the trouble of forging documents just to be president maybe we should just overlook it and let him do what he wants since he is a clever boy.  He has shown a lot of motivation and initiative. Maybe he's just faking out the Russian too.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 22:11 | 2293176 fleur de lis
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I still want to see his transcripts.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:19 | 2292620 j0nx
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Brutha knows Diebold got his back. It's so quaint for people to think that voting still matters. These machines are all hacked 6 ways to Sunday.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:07 | 2292801 francis_sawyer
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Anybody but me noticed that there is a serial junker on this thread? I mean, right down the line of comments...

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:11 | 2292942 meetired
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Duh.  Media Matters.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:28 | 2292852 scatterbrains
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How you could even have one negative on that statement is beyond me...  bet someone fat fingered it. Who the FK believes these elections are legit ??? 

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:19 | 2292621 TMT
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As if we needed any more sound bites to see right through this clown - he's a radical.  Period.

Worst.  President.  Ever.  (and he has some very stiff competition)

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:32 | 2292666 thatthingcanfly
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I can't agree. Dubya did far more damage to the republic than this clown has done. Unconstitutional war of aggression against a country that did not attack us, Patriot Act, betrayal of the NRA at the 2004 Clinton hi-cap/assault wep law sunset, failure to support anti-abortion efforts, creation of DHS, growth of big government in aggregate by more than any president going back to LBJ, etc. Obama is less bad.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:42 | 2292712 Hedgetard55
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Agree Bush was a complete disaster. Barry is much, much worse.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:47 | 2292739 skipjack
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Are you fucking kidding me ?  Yes, Bush/Cheney was bad but Obomber ???

 

Unconstitutional war of aggression against Libya, continued Gitmo, the wars in Iraq and expanded Afghanistan with drones into Pakistan, extended and enhanced the Patriot Act, Fast&Furious and Eric (Place)Holder, expansion of DHS/TSA, signed the NDAA and the expanded EO for COG, Obama(No)Care, continues to bail out every banker whose cock gets near his mouth, Corzine not in jail, no prosecutions on Wall Street, a wrist slap to the banks for robo-signing, and in general for being a total blank slate on his vital records.

 

Oh no, asswipe, Obama is far, far worse.  Bush may have wiped his ass with the Constitution, but Obama is not only shitting all over it too, he's burmning it to cinders.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:12 | 2292816 thatthingcanfly
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Don't you get it? Without the atrocity of the Bush presidency, none of the stuff Barry has done would have been possible. The "conservatives" would have stopped it. That's what made the Bush presidency so damn lefty-liberal-evil: the failure of the "conservatives" to see beyond the end of Dubya's 8 years - the failure to see how these newly created Executive powers would be used by the next guy!

Bush was far worse. In much the same way Linclon was worse than Woodrow Wilson.

 

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:31 | 2292861 Rainman
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So what if they both suck ? Half the problem is out of the Oval Office. The other half remains.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 20:14 | 2292952 Taint Boil
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 22:15 | 2293183 fleur de lis
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And I want to see Dubbie's transcipts, too.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:33 | 2292680 Rainman
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Agree....he just telegraphed to the world that they can party on cause he ain't doin' nuthin' about nuthin' until at least November 7.

I'd love to play poker with this guy at the table.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 22:40 | 2293228 CoolBeans
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I wish Buffet and Obama would play Russian Roulette.

I'd buy a ticket for that.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:19 | 2292622 thegreatsatan
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the only flexibility involved here will be Obama bending over to take it in the ass from Putin.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:30 | 2292657 nmewn
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Maybe he should start doing the curtsey instead of bowing ;-)

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:19 | 2292623 Yousif
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A few articles back, Charles Hugh Smith says:

"So do one thing today for the nation and its liberties: contact your representative and senators to press them to support this bill." as it's "Our One Last Chance to Preserve the Bill of Rights".

Source: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-welcome-united-states-orwell-pa...

This video is the perfect response.

Keep writing.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:23 | 2292637 cossack55
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I assume he is encouraging "we, the sheeple", to write to the same reps/sens that passed NDAA? Bullshit. Waste of ink.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:59 | 2292919 Karl von Bahnhof
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Hey guys, think twice, everything is lot of smoke& mirrors
We might be surprised

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/03/23/obama-bluffs-netanyahu/

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:21 | 2292625 Hook Line and S...
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A simple act of opening the mouth reveals hopes as unfounded. The club of rome is indeed further entrenced than the donkey show would have us believe.

Hook line and Sphincter ( ! ) J  

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:22 | 2292629 XitSam
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Obama will have more flexibility after the election because he will be on vacation earning $100,000 speaking fees and making disaster relief commercials with George W.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:04 | 2292791 Madrid2020
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Oh no you didn't,cracker!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:22 | 2292633 Johnbrown
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Goddamn elections. Such a pain in the ass.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:03 | 2292789 Fail2Deliver
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Goldman Elections....fixed it

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:22 | 2292634 meetired
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I want to know the truth!  Was it the Klown off mike, or the TOTUS?

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