Obama Reacts To Ugly Jobs Report - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

Shots for "fairness", "duty", "fault" and any other crowdsourced suggestions. No shots for "Solyndra", "Choom gang", "Eric Holder" or "record part-time jobs." If recent history is any indication, look for the S&P to slide.

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magpie's picture

It used to be that his speeches called the market bottom, especially when he said 'Time to buy x'

Clayton Bigsby's picture

You know, the funny thing is, I actually clicked on the link to watch this asshole.  Then I realized, "what the fuck am I doing?"  - I have much more important things to do - like play with my balls...

francis_sawyer's picture

PEAS vote for me in November... I swear to rejigger the system & not renig on my promises...

magpie's picture

'Time to buy peas'...hm might be a signal ?

francis_sawyer's picture

I just started the fall crop for peas last week... Something tells me I'm going to need em...

Manthong's picture

List Of Failed Green Energy Jobs – By Obama
http://www.dividedstates.com/list-of-failed-obama-green-energy-solar-companies/

  • Solar Trust of America: FAIL
  • Bright Source: FAIL
  • Solyndra: FAIL
  • LSP Energy: FAIL
  • Energy Conversion Devices: FAIL
  • Abound Solar: FAIL
  • SunPower: FAIL
  • Beacon Power: FAIL
  • Ecotality: FAIL
  • A123 Solar: FAIL
  • UniSolar: FAIL
  • Azure Dynamics: FAIL
  • Evergreen Solar: FAIL
  • Ener1: FAIL

·         Lights go dim on another energy project -- NGP
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/jul/4/lights-go-dim-on-another-energy-project/

Also..

GM sells 1,760 Volts in June, double from 2011
http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20120704/AUTO0103/207040345/GM-sells-1-760-Volts-June-double-from-2011?odyssey=mod%7Cnewswell%7Ctext%7CFRONTPAGE%7Cs

The Detroit-based ( OBAMA TAKEOVER) automaker has abandoned its 2012 U.S. sales forecast of 45,000, saying it would instead match supply to meet demand

But it IS important to note that Obama’s likely rival for the now inconsequential presidency (small case intended) was sent to the corner six times when he was in kindergarten.

francis_sawyer's picture

List of SUCCESSFUL 'Green' Jobs - By Obama

"Eat your peas"

Richard Chesler's picture

The disability ranks have outpaced job growth throughout President Obama's economic recovery. While the economy has created 2.6 million jobs since June 2009, fully 3.1 million workers signed up for disability benefits.

http://news.investors.com/article/617233/201207060945/disability-climbs-...

I am more equal than others's picture

Betting on America.  It is a three card Monte; Executive branch - FAIL, Judicial branch - FAIL - Legislative branch - FAIL - you loose.  Please play again.

TruthInSunshine's picture

@manthong

 

The latest and greatest in our astute 'elected leaders' repertoire (the "friends and family sticking it up the ass of the taxpayer" plan):

 

White House pushes biofuels on Navy over lawmaker objections thehill.com/.../235955-white-house-pushes-for-military-use-of-biofu...

3 days ago – ...

The Obama administration is putting another $62 million into its bet that biofuels can power the Navy, rankling many lawmakers who say the programs are wasteful.

In May, Senate Armed Services Committee members derided the $26-per-gallon biofuel and petroleum cocktail fueling the Navy’s “Great Green Fleet,” an aircraft carrier strike group testing green-energy fuels, during a markup of the 2013 Defense Authorization Bill.

pods's picture

My cognitive dissonance has stopped working today!

"an aircraft carrier strike group testing green-energy fuels"

The rabbit hole just keeps going deeper.  Will the families of those slain take solace in that they were killed in "an environmentally friendly way?"

I cannot wait till this whole damn charade collapses.

We have now become a blight on humanity.

What's next, biodegradable bomb casings?

pods

Manthong's picture

Truth.. I saw that.. IMO they all know there was/is no way to run the Navy on Wesson (except in the berthing, now) and I don't think they used all that much besides a blend (like the agri-business payoff of mandated 10% ethanol in the midwest) in a few ships..

It was just another scam to funnel tens of millions to Obama's buddies under the guise of research.

littleguy's picture

Some bomb casings are made of cellulose.

That's biodegradable.

 

 

pods's picture

I think I saw that in a movie once?  Must have been on my mind.

I used to see the old dumb bomb casings a long time ago at a factory.  That was back in the cold war though.  

nmewn's picture

"The rabbit hole just keeps going deeper."

Follow cronyism, the rabbit droppings (the money)...

"Solazyme, a San Francisco-based firm that specializes in the plant matter, has received more than $25 million in federal grants and contracts as part of Obama administration’s controversial stimulus package, and is poised to receive millions more as part of the president’s recent efforts to promote green biofuels such as algae.

>>>The firm employs a former member of the Obama-Biden transition team <<< who, according to one online bio, “played a key role in developing the energy provisions in the economic stimulus bill.”

TJ Glauthier, who is listed as a “strategic adviser”..."

http://freebeacon.com/algae-alimony/

There's not even any attempt to hide the looting.

WonderDawg's picture

Or go short, which is winning right now.

DosZap's picture

The disability ranks have outpaced job growth throughout President Obama's economic recovery. While the economy has created 2.6 million jobs since June 2009, fully 3.1 million workers signed up for disability benefits.

 

HOW do you survive on $986.00 per mo?.

Getting on disability takes usually a min of two years.You are ALWAYS denied the first time, and if you seriously want that $986,you must hire Dewey,Cheatim & Howe.

Zero Govt's picture

no mention, not even a squeek, about John Corzine and job losses at MF Global either

you'd think as Corzine was Bumma & Bidens biggest go-too economic advisor when discussing economic solutions he'd at least hat-tip/spit his way

TruthInSunshine's picture

The massive heist and great train robbery perpetuated by one Jon Corzine, in the Goldman Squid Band of Squid-Brothers, has literally been suppressed.


#jonCorzineWasAnObamaBundlerInnocenceProject

ReactionToClosedMinds's picture

Who was Jon Corzine again?   Sounds vaguely familiar ...... but I keep getting the face of Chris Dodd appearing in my memory ....  or Henry Cisneros or ..... Bernie Maddoff.  So many to have to keep track of ... what's a poor voter supposed to do

Ookspay's picture

Add one more to obamsters list of fails, The Constitution.

francis_sawyer's picture

If he gave a shit about anything but putting 'greens', he'd bring back GREENBACKS...

francis_sawyer's picture

If he gave a shit about anything but putting 'greens', he'd bring back GREENBACKS...

redpill's picture

I can't tell you how shocked, SHOCKED I am that people don't want to buy a $40k Chevy that you have to take to the gas station AND plug in.

 

krispkritter's picture

You know, a year ago I watched some 20-something talking on her cell phone drive off in her SUV with the nozzle/handle from a gas pump still attached to her car.  I'm wondering how many sleep-addled gruppets(those are Green Muppets) will pull out of their garage towing an electrical panel and their big screen LED(because you know those save energy) into the street before they realize they're still plugged in?

Manthong's picture

+1 for THAT thought picture.

roadhazard's picture

And after all that, last week the US imposed a 250% duty on China for dumping solar panels in the US. No wonder those businesses failed. I also want to thank the repubicans for being on top of this. Oh wait, this worked right into there plan of doing nothing to help. 

God bless America. 

pods's picture

Comical that China is doing to Amerika exactly what Walmart has done to Amerika.

Well, now China has at least cut out the middle man?

pods

machineh's picture

If you DON'T click on the video link, the command bar cuts off the podium sign to read, "Betting on OMFGICA."

Best gonzo journalism since "More Mush From the Wimp"!

azzhatter's picture

Can we all get thingamajings

Dr. Richard Head's picture

I am still detoxing my kidneys and liver from the last press conference. 

Ookspay's picture

Better play with those balls now before Obama taxes that to.

CosmicDebris's picture

I will not watch him on TV anymore and I turn the radio off when I hear his voice.  That goes for most politicians today.  Actually that goes for all politicians who are still yammering away. 

Unprepared's picture

What the hell "Betting on OMFDICA" supposed to mean?

Divided States of America's picture

This effer had the audacity to joke around and smile after a disaster report like this.

Ookspay's picture

Let's face it we are a socialist country now, hedge accordingly. There is no turning back, unless and until we witness the epic failure of europe, which is a few years ahead of us down the socialist road to ruin.

There are ways to do well financially in a socialist environment of central planning, y'all are smart enough to figure it out. It is the poor and middle class that will be trapped economically and suffer greatly.

magpie's picture

Acclimatizing Americans to Dachas ?

Zymurguy's picture

For about 32 months in a row Obama has made the same press statement regarding the jobs report.

He's a miserable failure and I suspect he's even dissappointing his puppet masters with his incompetency.

SoCalBusted's picture

I'm feeling that "Profit to Earnings" ratios are doing quite well these days...

Obama Gold from 3 years ago @ 1:50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C36YOxhTUE

 

Cdad's picture

Shots for "fairness"

You'll kill us all, Tyler.

CPL's picture

Might as well take a drink every sentence uttered.

101 years and counting's picture

Blame Canada....i mean Bush.

machineh's picture

Quite right.

Bush hugged a terrified little Zambian kid, and the markets went straight to hell. Photo:

http://tinyurl.com/6vl6qr9

roadhazard's picture

I've got one of him holding hands with the Saudi King in a garden, like lovers.

hidingfromhelis's picture

Merkel sure enjoyed the shoulder massage he gave her!

RacerX's picture

so just who buys into this horseshit anymore?

101 years and counting's picture

the 95% of the popualation that is distracted by their facebook status.