Obama Requests Europe Bail Out His Reelection

Tyler Durden's picture

Color us unsurprised; but the UK's Independent is reporting that American officials are worried that if the Troika decides Greece has not done enough to meet its deficit targets, it will withhold the money - triggering Greece's exit from the eurozone weeks before the presidential election. British government sources have suggested the Obama administration is urging eurozone Governments to hold off from taking any drastic action before then - fearing the resulting market destabilization could damage President Obama's re-election prospects. The Troika are expected to report in time for an 8 October meeting of eurozone finance ministers which will decide on whether to disburse Greece's next EUR31bn aid tranche, promised under the terms of the bailout for the country. European leaders are thought to be sympathetic to the Obama lobbying, fearing that, under pressure from his party in Congress, Mitt Romney would be a more isolationist president than Mr Obama. So once again GRExit is assured economically; but it is an entirely political decision.

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Doubleguns's picture

wonder if he will take the bust back now.

GetZeeGold's picture



A crazy twist.....we usually save the Europeans.


Who needs a bust of Winston when we've got a President who killed Osama with his bare hands?


TIMBEEER's picture

Perhaps Obama should send an envoy to Mars? The Martian algae surely qualifies for intelligent life, so perhaps we could get some collateral / guarantees from them? I don't think the regulators will mind..

GetZeeGold's picture



I did see that.....if true, that would be a tad disturbing.


No worries.....he has the kiss-ass generals.......we still have control of the real guns however.


Dalago's picture

I hope the American's revolt by then.

krispkritter's picture

I'm revolting already...

Dick Gazinia's picture

Call me paranoid but I have noticed that I can find nobody who supports Obummer even my 83 year old mother who has voted democrat since Truman.  The national media keeps showing polls as dead even.  WTF


Maybe it is so when those votes are counted in Spain and the TOTUS ends up a winner it wont be so unbielevable.

Debeachesand Jerseyshores's picture

My FDR/Great Depression raised Mother,who voted straight Democrat ticket all her life,told me she voted for Richard M Nixon because McGovern was a "asshole".

GetZeeGold's picture



Perhaps Obama should send an envoy to Mars?


If Obama would send the regulators to Mars.....he would totally get my vote....cause that would be hope AND change.


eurogold's picture

"A crazy twist.....we usually save the Europeans"

You must be joking......

GetZeeGold's picture



Goes to show you can graduate high school in Europe and not have to take a single history class.


That whole Normandy thing was a hoax.


Here's your trophy....go straight to the head of the line.



eurogold's picture

you obviously have no clue about history or the European education system if you are basing your argument with "Normandy".

Maybe it is the lack of education, lack of historical understanding ( on your part ) which forced you to use the pathetic "Normandy" number in the first place.

caimen garou's picture

he did'nt use his hands, he gave osama the stink eye

Mitch Comestein's picture

The bust had to be removed to make room on the shelf for O's peace prize and the scalp of Osama.

DCFusor's picture

Who needs a bust of Winston when we've got a President who killed Osama with his bare hands?


He didn't build that.

d edwards's picture

Yeah, and he doesn't want Israel to take out Iran's nuke facilities, etc. etc. The whole f-ing world revolves around this turd don't cha know?

LawsofPhysics's picture

Seriously, the greek people have left the Euro already. Will the banks demand that the circle jerk continues?  Of course they will.  Non-news.

With respect to the elections in the U.S., how will replacing one bank puppet with another make any difference?

Stupid fucking sheep.

Haager's picture

"They", as I would say the greek voters, have not abandoned the Euro. They took everything they could get out of it like any good vampire nowadays does. Maybe they try to get more milk, either from Europe or from US-investors now, and I hope that this doesn't work out.

All that hasn't been possible if they voted for Syriza instead.

francis_sawyer's picture

Can we dance wif yo dates?

LawsofPhysics's picture

....leaving.  What a wonderful idea!

JailBank's picture

Worried market destabilization could damage President Obama's re-election prospects? Wow with no concern aboutall the other policies he put in place?

TIMBEEER's picture

Perhaps we could nomitate the Kenyan president for the Nobel Prize? That would surely divert the attention. No, wait .. he already got the Peace Prize. What about the Chemistry or the Literature Prize?

Fantasy Planet's picture

Kick that can!  Kick that can!

mrktwtch2's picture

dont worry boys mister bo jangles will get his walking papers..then we can say been there and done that..

LawsofPhysics's picture

...to be replaced with another puppet from the banking/financial class.  "Winning".

Jlmadyson's picture

September is going to be oh so fun. Can Greece even make October, and it would seem Merkel and friends have had enough on that front.

Spain? Banks borrowing INCREDIBLE amounts of money. 3/4 of a US TARP every single month.

Italy? Hiding oh so well....for now.

What Euro banks needed $14 billion in fed dollar swaps last week? Collateral is a B.

Perfect storm is an understatement this fall not to even mention all the fun stuff coming for the US.

new game's picture

ok, nothing new here(again), but the question still remains: do the PTB want a guard change?

I think all is ok at the command center and o da puppet still ok for now...


financial apocalyptic contagion's picture

"lets keep the black guy in office to keep the liberals happy"

GetZeeGold's picture



We would....but Cain called it quits.


ThisIsBob's picture

I would think that Obama and his little punk, Holder, have set back affirmative action at least a couple of generations.

piliage's picture

Don't worry, according to Junker and Merkel it's only an issue of restoring Greek credibility at this point...

blueRidgeBoy's picture

so just to be clear, the Eurpoeans fear us when we're isolationists, and they fear us when we're interventionists...

piliage's picture

Sure. That is how Schroeder and Chriac got reelected, always blame the yanks for everything. It's a sure vote getter Europe, particularly when the media are owned, literally, by the government.

Made 300 Billion in bad loans to Greece? It's America's fault.

20% of your population retires with full pension at 55 years of age? It's America's fault that you can't pay it.

See how it works?



Vooter's picture

Exactly, moron. They FEAR us, period. They fear us because we are a nation of ignorant, TV-addicted Christian scumbags who happen to be armed to the teeth with millions of tons of nuclear weaponry and other military hardware. In other words, we're TERRORISTS--we strike terror into the heart of the rest of the world. Now, since you're a resident of the Blue Ridge Mountains in Virginia, I'm sure that this makes you happier than the pig you were fucking in the ass last night, but the rest of us now have to live with and/or clean up the fucking mess that you subhumans have created.

TPTB_r_TBTF's picture

They fear the USA's Military Industrial Complex, they "respect" the World's largest Navy, and they fear for their own lack of air superiority.

eigenvalue's picture

Will Obummer be re-elected given the high unemployment rate? As far as I know, no one got re-elected where there was a high unemployment rate. If Obummer is doomed, why should the Europeans delay the decision and irk Romney, the next POTUS?

TPTB_r_TBTF's picture

Question 1: It's "different" this time.  This time the jobless have SNAP and EBT cards.

Question 2: The Europeans donT like the Republican Party period.

Croatian Patriot's picture

First elections in America then barbecue in Europe

eigenvalue's picture

You are from Croatia? If Europe enjoys a barbecue, Croatia will also be on the skewer.

zilverreiger's picture

Maybe obama can use some of his election campaign billions to keep greece afloat, couple of palets of your delicious GMO corn and soy for the natives.

lizzy36's picture

Remember when MSM said "greece doesn't matter" that was fun. Now Yank fucking election is dependent on them staying on the good size of the EU for another 3 months.

timbo_em's picture

The Obama and his friend Timmy just have to wire some extra fiat to refill the handbag of that French lady at the IMF and get those sceptics from Brazil, India, Mexico, etc. in line to continue supporting Greece with worthless paper. Maybe Obama's other friend Beardfacé can also offer some help?

caimen garou's picture

do not make me look bad, do not start a war, and do not seek the treasure! the requester of the US